well, the only thing is that i had such a case, either i have to choose, either football or hockey. in general, there have always been many legends around maltsev. at first, the country discussed why he wasn’t at cska, where his best friend, valery kharlamov, played. he even witnessed maltsev’s wedding, then everyone gossiped about sophia loren’s affair, to which maltsev always smiled mysteriously. we have met. but maltsev told us about how he was with irina alferova in a hospital in afghanistan. artists and famous athletes went there with speeches to our military, it was in kabul, well, we went for a walk one day, salfer, they wanted to go down to the river, there they threw a stone, and it turns out there was a mine, they blew it up, they almost didn’t get there, but they still ended up in hospital for 3 days.

alexander maltsev began playing hockey in a courtyard team in kirovochepetsk, now there is a professional hockey club olympia, one of the legends, by the way, says that it was he who made the olympic champion vladimir myshkin a goalkeeper, or rather, at the age of 16, maltsev, who myshkin calls him nothing other than alexander nikolaevich; after all, myshkin was 10 at the time; he kicked out his younger brother, sergei maltsev. sergei missed a very easy goal, which means alexander nikolaevich was for him. that’s it, he says, go away, he says, from the goal, hand in your uniform, you will be a field player, a forward, like me, that’s it, well, the next day, as they say, i got goalie skates from the earring, then maltsev played with myshkin in dynamo, in the national team ussr, in general , the uniqueness of alexander maltsev is that he knows how to win people over, neither one hockey player did not have so many partners, 79 in his career, contrary to hockey traditions.

when maltsev’s five or three forwards have been playing for years, they haven’t played with anyone. i am proud that i have been friends with you for a long, long time, i wish you health, health and health, happy anniversary to you, sasha. and this is said by the spartak player yakushev, the dynamo player maltsev, an irreconcilable, in general rival, became friends with whom in the national team. and this despite the fact that maltsev is not particularly talkative. he told me all the time, you’re a delegate, let’s speak. i am a delegate to the congress kamsov. you are a delegate, let's speak. here. indicative footage of maltsev’s last official match, they finished playing together with tretyak and vasiliev on the same day in december back in 1984, this year, by the way, is a round date, it was 40 years ago, the cameraman then habitually took tretyak into the frame, and suddenly spoke maltsev, the spectator, is everything, because without spectators, i think that an athlete cannot play so great, for this sincerity of the ussr national team striker, dynamo player maltsev is loved by the fans along with the team invariably for...

the evening, dear friends, hello, my name is dmitry khrustalev, this is the major league of the club of cheerful, resourceful people, which means that once again on your television screens the largest humorous show of our country, and i just said this not for the sake of a catchphrase, but really kvn has long been transformed from simple student fun into an international game, most recently at the world youth festival. the kvn cup was held and representatives of latin america, china, africa, india, turkey, azerbaijan met on the same stage, uzbekistan, kyrgyzstan, armenia, belarus, russia, and this once again shows that the kvn union unites people from all over the world, for 63 years kvn has been expanding its borders, we can only look forward to it. where did

the talented guys come to us this time? so, this is the third round of 16 of the major league, 2024 season. we are starting kvn. now on this stage in front of you are four future quarter-finalists and one team, with which, following the results of this game, we will have to say goodbye to the end. what season we will find out their status at the end of the game literally in 2 hours, but for now let's start getting acquainted according to tradition, as always with newcomers, especially today there are plenty of them, a rare case that

the kvn movement can be proud of, a team from children's kvn that has grown to the highest leagues, bb. a matter of time, the city of omsk. a young, young team that conquered everyone at the qualifying sochi festival, kvn oborovich team, synergy university, moscow. another group from moscow with an interesting name, boys and one. despite the fact that this is a team from the cold

urals, their energy always makes the room warm, the familiar kvn team, gentlemen of good luck, kurgan region! well, finally, an amazing, amazing case, this hasn’t happened, as far as i remember, for 16 years, the current champions of the major league decided not to skip the season and compete for a unique achievement, two championships in a row, let’s see how they do it, kvn team, flash royale rostov - i'll give it to you. today, as in the first two games of 1/8, we have three competitions, they will be assessed with a maximum of five points, and assessed their people will be completely, completely not random, although in such a composition they could

only gather here in the panel of judges in the major league, or in the office of konstantin levovich. so, mish, come on, champion of the kvn major league. for the first time on the jury of the major league, probably now the most famous popular singer-songwriter, a person whose nationality cannot be doubted , a shaman. yaroslav, thank you. that you are with us today, the next member of the jury, i already introduced him as the most experienced kvn player in this room, as the most experienced presenter first channel in this hall, but we cannot ignore the fact that he is the most experienced latvian in this hall, valdispelsh, another

debut on the panel of judges, world champion in figure skating, star of ice shows, and just a star and beautiful girl evgenia medvedeva , well, finally, my friend, also a champion of the major league, considering that he is from belarus, he is not a guru, but a guru of humor, vadim golygin, well, everyone is presented, everything is ready, let's start, good luck teams, thank you, usually for ordinary people, the word greeting evokes everyday associations etiquette, only for kvn players - this is the first competition of the game, we will start with a young team

called vv and it represents the city of omsk, let's go! meet the stage. the youngest team of this season, they are the ones who will knock you down on scooters, the people who will be buried in colored socks, the people who have already tried whiskey but cannot yet earn money for it, they are the ones who dye their hair green so as not to seem like morons, not team, and the hard underground in. don’t pay any attention to danil, he’s so wound up because he lives with his grandfather, and i’m with

him purely because of the apartment, but what? the house is good, he dies, i’ll rent alone. oh, shaman, hello. olya, don’t even count on anything. how's that? i am wide, immense, mother, just as he likes. yes , relax, i’m not a pendo, hello everyone, my name is caroline, my father is an optimist , so he thinks that i’m half white, carolina, caroline, what are you saying, where is your mother looking, at dad, and dad, at grandfather , and the grandfather, on the dog, and the dog, on the mother, this is nonsense, this is not nonsense, this is a one-room apartment. as

you understand, even the kvn team has legionnaires? just let's agree right away that there will be no more stereotypical jokes addressed to me. how can it not be, you call the family a pride. carolina, you wear football team uniforms. you have a family photo with everyone there. machine guns, that's it, korolin, go away, we can cope further without you, well, you russians are strange, coca-cola has left you, and you refuse blackheads, because all children reach such a stage.

czech slovaks slept together to restore the nation. well, who is slovak and czech, oh, czechoslavak, at children's performances, i'm sorry. seryoga, can i

sit on your neck too, your mother is already sitting there, smile, come on! not all married couples are suited to repeating plots from adult films, vitya! why don’t you go to the bathroom? well, today i don’t feel like it, well, how i don’t want it, i see you ’re without panties, olya, you can no longer get stuck in household appliances, because of you i can’t do laundry, or eat, or watch football, but i’m happy, but pleased.

recently, at the games of the future, vladimir putin was shown the computer game dota 2, it seems to us that sooner or later he will want to play it play. so, comrades, we continue preparations, we continue preparations for the arrival of the russian president to dota-2. dota 2, dota-2, is probably some kind of closed city. by the way, i also wonder how many nike lasso he has, how many pts hours he has, because playing slow mp types is a mess, i still hope that he knows how to stop creeps, pull packs with tactics, no, he’s not for you ... for a long time, just for one day, he won’t get bogged down in all your problems.

friends, we are playing against the champions of last season and it seems to us that today will be hard meat grinder. this is a meat grinder here. it ’s tough here, and the people in the hall generally know about the children’s kvn, which we played, but after a greeting they can kick the hell out of kaven, a fairy tale competition, the kvn team is sent, matryoshka, what kindness is, what kindness is, see you can’t and... kvn, thank you for a happy childhood, vv, thank you, from the shores of fertysh. we flew to you

in the future, as the somsk team was performing now, it’s time for us to leave, unfortunately, it’s true, having won back now it’s become a little easier for us, see you. "we thank moscow government for assistance in organizing the kvn games. lately we have been hearing the phrase “global majority” more and more often. who is included in it, what countries does it consist of, and most importantly, who controls these states. we met in the palace of the syrian president, the man who challenged

the collective west. our war is a war for being. the majority, bashar assad, is on the first tomorrow.

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what’s in this image, mom, dear, well, it ’s not me, all together, beauty, beauty, ukazhorov will be, fashion verdict, new season with... from monday on the first, so, on this stage in the greeting competition the team from moscow obarovich, university of senergia.

the sea, the boys are sitting, and what is happening to television? no, seriously, which one? are you aware that we have a channel that shows either chefs or confectioner, if you're lucky, then advertising. now i would like to ask aksyuta a question: yuri viktorovich, are you the head of entertainment programs at the first? do you at least know what

’s going on on your channel, who are we? i'm gosh! time is running out for you after the program! now somewhere on ntv lera kudryavtseva is talking about her second husband. in this fight for the audience, gosha is very competitive. well, in this comparison it’s very strong. come on guys, now. will return to kvn, restore order, probably, boys, but we can generally talk about ernst, he was driving mutobor, and motodor, and sorry,

it turned out awkward, but don’t worry, we can do worse, you’re with me and ready. in russia, young people are very stupid, we find out about this thanks to such opinion polls on federal channels, so, well, let's start, who wrote the novel, the captain's daughter, alexander sergeevich pushkin, yeah, okay, just you can say more czechs. what for? well, just for the sake of fairness. ok, chekhov. yeah, okay, what

university did you graduate from? lomanosov moscow state university. okay, now you can also say, i love sniff glue. i won’t say this, that’s it, i understand, i understand, then tell me, i don’t like sniffing glue, just don’t deprive a particle of pauses and don’t move, that’s why you do all this, don’t you understand that the youth in our country are normal, we are the same as you, we also read pushkin, tolstoy, lermontov, you think we sit all day long, play on the computer, drink beer, but we do that...

and no, well, now there are no questions at all for telegram premium, well something like this, i represent all whatsapp users, we had guests pavel durov, good evening, why should i believe you, here’s my hand, nothing more and i’m not... in russia , scenes from films are increasingly being cut out because of the propaganda of something between boys, but...

traditional values, throw away the snail, get a bob, it seems to me that you have begun to forget about the children, well, i can’t, my father and i are going to celebrate tatiana’s day, what a pity that we are not russians, harry, you! chosen one, everyone knows about it, you can be proud of your parents, thank you, professor, but i ’m only truly proud of the olympics in sochi. dad, dad, what is this, i

’ve watched it a thousand times. this didn’t happen, but everything was like that, no, no, i couldn’t play midges, no, when all the artists had already refused to film, dmitry dyuzhev came in, so, filming an advertisement, when my taste buds. waiting for bitterness, malt, ah, i immediately open the god-given bottle of foam and bow, so stop, camera, dmitry, what 's going on? well, i understood the allegory correctly, yes, that i am judas among the apostles, who wants to prove his love, you want beer, here

such... a message, maybe then i ’ll play like this. don’t, don’t, please, i beg you, please, don’t, dmitry, please, i beg you, don’t calm down, please, who should i punish, who should i punish? punish. dmitry, let’s just film something now, do what you want, i understand you, why are you doing this to me, what do you need, i’m turning to you, mother earth, you gave us water. barley, hops, and

then gave birth to me, so why do you want me to drink beer? yes, i adore beer, i love beer, i am the king of beer, vitry, wait, wait, stop! dmitry, it turned out great, everything is wonderful, thank you, thank you, thank you, well, call borunov, what...

well, now, friends, there is advertising on channel one, it’s not you who decide, abarovich, thank you, now there is advertising. friends, we continue the competition , greetings to the kvn team, gentlemen of good luck, kurgan region, meet, hello, moscow, don’t worry, i ’ll be back soon, meet kurgan viewers.

guys, when we came to you, it became a little hot, we are on this stage now, but it took us not half an hour, not two, not an hour, to get to you for a long time just like that. but we wanted to go by car, in a private limousine and on a bicycle, but now we’re on a moped, gentlemen, damn, we’re a good team, it’s a pity kolyan got trashed, and by the way, you’re great, rabinson, belly, you sing great, okay, guys, cool moped, i'll tell you later while i clean it up. well done, armenian sixth grader, last year you said that you were a fifth grader, so this year he moved to the sixth, what an old joke, what an old

appearance, okay, so let’s get acquainted, otherwise we are like candidates in elections, there are four of us , but they only know one, for example, kolyan, what are you doing? well, guys, i became a spider-man, i ’m flying around the buildings in the mound like this, oh, it’s good to fill the kolyan in order to fly around the buildings in the mound like this, the buildings in the mound need to be set up like this, well done, georgian tatyana tarasova, evgenia, this is for you. oh my god, you’re that hagrit from harry potter, come on, show us something magical, but i’m not hagrit, just like hagrit, we only hired you on the team because you’re a real

hagrid, you live in the forest, you have there your own hut, three teenagers come to you all the time, you brew magic potions there, and well, yes, yes, yes, yes, hagorit, hagorit. well, that's it, don't scare me like that anymore, copybar at maximum speed, ah, soft sign, we 're just trying new letters, okay, guys, tell me what news, well, for example, a guy from kurgan in milan became a model for the prada brand, wow, yes, what, wow, what, wow, in fact, in kurgan everyone is so fashionable, prada, prada, i’m telling you, am i going to be a wrangler? well, since such a dance has started, i brought you something, and this is a moped, here brand from kurgan, keep it, keep it, give it to everyone there, and what is it, like what is this our new fashionable, wonderful song, let's go,

gentlemen, versace, versa, that versace, versa who, gentlemen, versa, where is the stage, well done bdsm boyar, friends, and since kvn keeps up with the times, we have prepared something for you, so, meet the surprise anatoly chubais, chubais, chubais, hello, where have you been? i was running, it’s strange, but the dry t-shirt doesn’t smell at all, are you freaking out, do you have a smell? so, anatoly,

the president doesn’t understand why you’re hiding, yes? why is he looking? by the way, why did you come at all? yes, i still have... there ’s one unfinished business here, one thing, it seems like you have all the things unfinished, okay, i don’t have time, i flew, new york is in danger, and why is it in danger, i flew there, purely visually , the word chubais suits you better, not on steroids. so, fedya, let's announce it. so, imagine dinosaurs selling ice cream, how do you know all this? so imagine dinosaurs selling ice cream. how do you know all this? yes because, boys, it's time to reveal a terrible secret for you. you see, i came from

the future. and what is there in this future? in the future, everyone will be kazakh. a meteorite fell. the flash from him was so bright and long that everyone squinted. when it passed, everyone got used to the fact that everyone was kazakh? yes, there the shaman rewrote the song so much. in general, everything has changed, the red and white was closed, though, yes, no, more than poland, but they began to resurrect people, yeltsin was the first, after that they closed the program, and kvn is still funny, if we go through today, it’s very funny, yes, yes,

yes, well done, grandfather siranush, friends, and we we got to you neither by plane, nor by train, and not even by car, on this wonderful moped, now i’ll show you how it works, look, we’ll start it, shaman, shaman, shaman, naked and brake pilsh, and have you forgotten that medvedev is it? no, what do you think, who was driving to the game like this behind me, ligan, rekhan, slow down, slow down, and not so fast, skates on the asphalt like that, sparks all around, a hint - this is not pelsh, alekhan, who 's mine on this moped?

this is a festival where there are films for everyone, this is cannes. friends, the team is on this stage again representing the city of moscow, master mussi, reo named after plekhanov. hello, stage master musi reo named after plekhanov. well, guys, here we are on channel one. yes, i washed the dishes, i don’t drink or smoke, what are you saying, but my

mother only believes what they say in the first place, boys, this is the major league, here you need to joke like an adult, but it’s expanding, that’s how your mother, you completely retarded, or what? dude, who are you anyway? it’s not clear where the make of the car is, and where the name of the taxi driver is, it would be better if they had something serious to talk about, for example, recently putin flew to dubai, and what did he say? something to myself,

but no, it’s just that russia is now establishing contacts with other countries, so... they started buying cars from asia, and uh, what are you talking about, vietnamese hatchbacks, gleb, is that all you have? okay, i also found a complete list of zhirinovsky’s predictions, well, go ahead, don’t interfere, we want to have a successful year for ourselves, come on, come on, good luck, let’s do it, let’s go! judging by the names of the cartoons from the 2000s, they were translated by this person, how do we translate this? forest lads, so - this underwater lads, so

- this alpha omega, there you go. fanged lads, are you kidding me or something, okay, that’s it, i won’t romanticize banditry among children anymore, that’s right, slow kid, we noticed that grown men don’t know how to buy food in fast foods, dad, buy me a chicken burger, hello, can i have this shiken poppy of yours, this shiken -

on a stump, why, i don’t understand you, son, are you stupid or something, have you been here at least once at all, okay, then give me a happy meal with a strawberry toy milkshake, you won't give anything away, old soviet ones comedy with parents can sometimes be very difficult, oh, son, sit down, now you’ll laugh so hard, and such a hilarious comedy in general, this actor has already died, this

too, yes, oh, look, now my favorite moment will be, right now here... the kingdom of heaven, mom, i don’t like this, i love something else, by the way, he’s already died, there’s something in him, yes, everything is serious now, few people know. but one day aliens came to earth who were very similar to people. their ship broke down, they could not return to their home planet. for an ordinary earthly battery was required to be repaired, but, naturally, there was no money for it. and our air affected the aliens like alcohol affected people. and then the alien leader decided to go ask for money on the street.

dear, give me 50 rubles. on the way home. oh, get out of here! you're a drunk, and this is for a good cause, i'm letting my friends down, well, look, and just for the sake of a check, i'm ready to cry, i'm ready to be an actor, damn it, for my fifty dollars, leader, it worked out, it worked out, hurray, we're flying home, or better yet, celebrate , again?

i took it, you also pay for the metro, dear project, i’m also throwing myself in, it’s worth it, yes, oh, i also came up with this, let’s do this, a plane from sheremetev to domodedovo, why, well , it’s cheaper than taking a taxi, well, well, there is such a thing, yes, there is, which mayor they lost, sergei semyonovich, don’t let the capital be moved anywhere. well , look how beautiful moscow you have turned out, well, there is a little bit, of course, our metro there is so cool, but well

, probably someone tried, there are so many different lines, and they are so colorful, okay, that’s all , my metro is good, good, cool, then let's go to irkutsk with it. but our metro doesn’t go to irkutsk, dig in! everyone needs the far east, you can call me shab, everyone needs a new balalar, the air hears the tsud, everyone needs the far east, call me, everyone needs it, and for you the team of the master musi reu named after plekhanov performed. the most sexist kvn team. i promised that you would have words.

thank you. well, finally, the final greeting for today, the current champions of the major league, although of course, this is unknown in the new season. the forecast for 2024 will be canceled continuation of the series.

faber eggs will no longer stand out in price among other eggs. the state will open even more sex shops and stop strangling small businesses, they will introduce an eg on orthodoxy, for the first time the sobalniks will not be from the north caucasus, dmitry peskov will launch courses, i don’t know, and the spas tv channel will be built. scraper, which will be called save save, stage flash-royal,

buckle up, why did you think you fell asleep, well , we won, it turns out, they were in vain talking about blanov’s, normal courses. but today is 18 for us, which is very opportune, i recently found out it turns out that interrupting is not good, and i also dreamed about this, you didn’t even dream about it, i dreamed about it, karen is an unpleasant person, even the promoters don’t give him flyers, by the way, he was the only one who said that, why are you a fraternity, didn’t you give me a flyer? guys, what do you think, after the recent laws, what are the prospects for lgbt people? well, not rainbow ones. seryoga, by the way, do you

go to the polls? what, do i have a choice? everyone has a choice, then i don’t go, but you don’t have that choice, then i go, it’s the right choice. lech, how are you? me called to the stars in africa. cool, participant or presenter? leo. lyokha is the aigul of our team, he, too, was almost thrown into a lizavitik, well, in general, of course , there is a feeling that mizulina is fighting specifically with lyokha, actually, i am the main patriot of the country, well, i don’t know, it seems to me that the main patriot

of the country was nakhimov , he directly drowned for russia. oh, nadyusha, guys, i'm pregnant, what happened, are you a fool, who is the father, my boyfriend, your father, your boyfriend, what is this game of thrones, in short, guys, i decided, i'm going into stand-up. igor, don’t you want to explain? viewers, why did we, being champions , go back to the season? no, according to the constitution, it is possible three times in a row, well, in the kvn scheme there is such a game as the summer cup, where the current champion plays with the previous one, we want to have

a solo concert at the summer cup next year. what was that all about, guys, let's play vanity, vanity, guys, vatik has arrived.

roma, these are not your words, but where are my words? envy, silently, but everything is fine, he’s just mowing the lawn with a mower, this, vadik is a very active person, he doesn’t have a photo in his passport, and a gif, i’m here too. hello guys, it's great for everyone, boys, sokol has arrived, yes, are you having a benefit performance, oh, i grew up on ural dumplings, and i on homemade ones, hello,

when you swim as a team in the pool, you don't go blind, what are you talking about, uncle sokov, hello, what fate are you here, but i just came to learn how to play kvn, kvn is not the same now, but i only know how to play that one, i don’t know how to play this one, but it’s just not like in that one huh? but it’s clear, this is the story, oh, it’s you, you’re alive, i thought you were the one, so i’m the one who, and

deceived? knew, no, didn’t know, deceived, deceived, knew, yes, yes, yes. uncle soko, can you tell me something? i have a poem, well, a poem, a poem, a poem, called nastya the hare. oh, all the animals came to the hare, violating the rules of etiquette, and even parties were written in newspapers on the internet, good music was playing, the mood was playful, no one... scolded, well, because there was no kologrivov, the hare had to apologize for being wild detachment to the edges, morality, if you want to go without panties, go in your

hut. uncle falcon, we are thinking after the championship doing your own show with a team, you think, is a good idea, but you haven’t come up with anything smarter, no, and we haven’t, so we’re doing, a trip to kazakhstan, a trip to kazakhstan, gave it to her, gave a trip to kazakhstan, while you’re thinking about what to do , if you burned your earlobe, we are starting our own show, karen,

but according to tradition, we are not starting with you, sergey, you get the golimy mask section, will you participate, i can’t, i have shabbat on tuesday, it’s a pity, andrey is leaving us. oh, unfortunately, there are no alzheimer's sections today. will be, why? they probably forgot to prepare it. so, now we will play the cities of russia, warsaw. wait, it hasn't been connected yet. moscow, moscow is not russia. koren, you get it. what's the catch? will you play? damn, what's the catch? what note was c? before? yes, salt. goodbye. sorry, i have to go,

i have a lecture on atheism. well, it's sacred, come on. with god blessing. then the guys receive a task: a question from the screen. tell me, where can i buy a tripod? dmitry, why is the tulip not the best flower, because gladiolus is strong, this is strong, this is kvn through the universes, yes, well, we only have two participants left, which of them won, you will find out someday.

dmitry won, and now you get a bronze medal from the coven major league from last season, believe me, no one has one like that. well, we watched all five greetings, which means it’s time to find out which team will receive exactly this rating from the jury members, for this i call everyone to the stage, teams, please! so, marks for the greeting, dear members of the jury, please prepare to show your scores for this

competition in the order of teams' performances, the team from omsk, vv, started first, their scores, vv, please, four, average score - 4 4 4 3 5 average score by the gentleman of luck 4 points exactly master musi reo named after palekhanov five 5 5 4 5 points 4 whole. 8 average score

for this competition for this team, well, finally flesh royale rostov-nadon, five five five five five, all the judges are exactly five points, this is dasha, our director, and this is maxim, our cameraman, the guys met at work, we are playing, dash, well, here you are on this side, you little girl. we will make suzdol art, i need colored plates, just like our film crew, it’s very beautiful, just what we need, there’s a tradition at weddings to celebrate the wedding by ringing bells, why do you have a three-headed bride, well, it happened, she’s the second one, i think, let’s open. our premiere,

we are playing a wedding, tomorrow on the first day. the weather in sao paulo changes as it wants, today it’s raining and humid, but literally tomorrow it will be unbearably hot and dry. we can have all four seasons in one day. sao paulo is the most tattooed city in the world. and this it’s true that if a person starts getting tattoos, he... can then stop, he wants more, more, more, yes, 100%, you can get addicted to it, the state helps you, very rarely, once they gave me a blanket so as not to it was cold to sleep on the street, where do you sleep when it rains, and where always, under the bridge, i was speechless, what is this, this is our main delicacy, ants with cassava puree, lord, lord, the lives of others, premiere . tomorrow on the first. we move on to

the next competition, this is the blitz warm-up. i i would like to remind you that the blitz warm-up is a new format of the major league and consists of two stages. the first stage is a question-and-answer session, where the teams will need to quickly answer my short question, preferably in a funny way, of course. so, let's go. first question, huh? the most pretentious phrase at the dixie checkout. keep the change. gentlemen, good luck. the most pretentious phrase on the spit: as usual to me. so, a royal flush is the most pretentious phrase on the spit. two packages. so, that's all. next question. let's listen. the worst compliment to a figure skater. gentlemen of fortune,

the worst compliment to a figure skater, i guess we already said it, flash royale, the worst compliment to a figure skater, i want from you a dwarf dwarf, really the worst was, vb, the worst compliment to a figure skater, this is your tulub, where you got it, gentlemen, good luck, the worst compliment.

so there is the following question: the most unexpected question on the show: what, where, when? the most unexpected question on the show, what, where, when? who won a house for vaccination? gentlemen of fortune, the most unexpected question on the program: what is where, when, what is real hook, the most unexpected question on the show, what, where, when, fork in... so bb, the most unexpected question on the show, what where, when it is necessary to call you mr. master mushi, the most unexpected question on the show, what where, when , who is in the black box,

so flash royale, the most unexpected question on the show, what is where, when, what are you sleeping? that's it, friends, the next stage, the second stage of the blitz warm-up is the slogan stage. now the name of the product, company or service and an unfinished slogan will appear on this screen. the teams will have to complete it funny. so, look at the screen, listen to me, patriot english courses, are we? and continue, master musi, english language courses patriot, we are proud of mutko, flash royale, english language courses patriot, we teach chinese, so master musi, relekhanova,

english language course patriot, we believe that moscow is capital, gentlemen, good luck, english language course patriot, we... are great, the next slogan is from a residential complex unfinished, we have it, it’s already funny, yes, continue, residential complex unfinished flash royale, our quality is below par, reo plekhanova, master musya, the residential complex is unfinished, we don’t have all the houses. bravo, ovarovich, the residential complex is unfinished, it’s cool here, flash royale, the residential complex is unfinished, we don’t have enough sleep, reo named after prikhanov, the residential complex is unfinished, we have

a toilet on the street, great, the following slogan: from the scooter driving school, idiot, everyone students. and please continue like this, reo plekhanova, master musi, scooter driving school, moron, all students are retired, flash royale, driving school scooters idiot, all students, chikyrau vv, scooter driving school, idiot, all students don’t come, not bad, so, let’s continue, the next slogan is from the construction company. store on snot, thanks to the editors, we have, you are already ready, construction store snot, master musi, our sign fell off, vv, construction store snot, it’s disgusting here, flash royale,

construction store snot, we have a morgue, runny nose. uh gentlemen, good luck, construction store on snot, we, we have friends, the company is unfinished, that’s it, friends, that’s all, the blitz warm-up is over and dear members of the jury, please prepare your scores for this competition, and the fans have the opportunity to support their teams! so, marks for the blitz warm-up, we'll start with the team gentlemen . good luck, please, please, their marks:

4, 5, 3, 4, 4, four points exactly for the competition, warm-up, and the total score for two competitions, eight points exactly . show the scores to the kvnv omsk team 4 4 3 3 3 3.4 for two competitions 8.2 points. next, the kvn abarovich team, synergy. 5 4 4 4 4 4.2 for two competitions nine points

smooth. finally, flash royal rostov-nadon, blitz warm-up competition. 5, 5, 5, 5, 5. 5 points exactly for this competition for two competitions 10 points exactly. the leader of the game at the moment of the kvn team flash royal, the gentlemen of luck are still in a dangerous situation, but there is a decisive competition ahead, you will have the opportunity to correct this situation, go, get ready for the next competition. friends, a little more important information, the kvn team, gentlemen of good luck, kurgan region, thanks to the department of science and education.

homework - competition from the title which it is clear that there must be music, the kvn team begins, gentlemen of good luck, kurgan region, welcome! friends, the state duma is seriously discussing a bill to combat hogweed, and we really believe that this is a big problem. so, imagine somewhere in the countryside, there is trouble! trouble is, our village has been taken over by hogweed. calmly, i have already called the plant hunter

alikhan helsing, there they are, alikhankhing, the plant hunter, yes, man, it’s me, in a black frock coat, with a watch on my hand, hmm, here i’m already passing, who is the watch. cut it, so hello everyone, my name is alikhan helsing, you saw me anyway, in the meter long carriage they looked at me and thought where this idiot in a hat and leather coat was going from a warm camp, i solved the problem more than about him, but about one, so, tell us what our task is, we need to defeat the hogweed, hogweed, i haven’t heard anything about it. why did they show about this on kurgan television? on kurgan television, why such secrecy?

in fact, this is a bacteriological weapon of the united states. what nonsense? this was said by a state duma deputy bozhenov. oh, who is it? the person who did this. i think i'm going to die now. i see no reason not to trust him, okay, let's go to your hogweed, in the hogweed's lair, i planted hogweed, threw cows under the tongue, i destroyed all the people, cow, eat quickly! how many chicks are there around the fat guy,

are we in dubai? no, this is a bolshevik, is this a bolshevik or what? this is the armenian john wick, this is the dude from monopoly, this is a dried sponge on the sink, it won’t tell you that you are multiplying quickly, but i will... destroy you, are you a fool, i’m a kazakh, i’m with grass you won’t scare me, listen to me here, where are you going all the time, damn it, i’m tired of you, let’s fight, come on, but be careful with me, look what i did to your friend, dandelion, and i’ll destroy you. i'm poisonous, poisonous, ah, damn, i burned, it's like the sharp

wings of kfc, only on my hand, okay. if you insist, let's fight, but let's choose where? do you have any options? yes, look, london, paris, pigeons, top, glare, roofs, old, boulevard, oh, i choose and, great option, yes, stop, this is not what we wanted, it’s just hogweed, just hogweed, guys, don’t you understand, it’s not just hogweed, there are actually a lot of problems, and we fight them every day, corruption, illiteracy, roads, but hogweed is the root of all problems, let’s uproot it we eliminate this infection, the burns on our hands will heal, we will

all live happily at once, only the colorado potato beetle will remain. so, dear friends, you see what a unique game kvn is, because only here we can defeat the bolsheviks once and for all, alehan helsing has done his job. alehan helsing, one more left problem, what? zombie roe. zombie, who? well, look. uprising of zombie kasul in the kurgan region. there, about 30 animals were found infected with an unknown disease. we are gentlemen of luck and we want to say thank you for you right now

, friends, we continue our musical homework on this stage, the kvn team abarovich synergy university. moscow, we meet, and amnesia is an unpleasant thing, especially when you wake up every day and think that it’s 2008, so, in the apartment, ilya, is that you? oh good morning. you will be your favorite coffee, why are you so old, and i'm sorry, let's start with the formalities, in general, after a head injury, you wake up every day and think that it is 2008, you are 34 years old, you have no career and i am still your husband, in general you have problems with memory, problems, you want to say now it’s 2024, i don’t believe it, but at least look at tv, what’s on there, daddy’s

daughters, a star factory, no, really 202. fourth, it turns out that we survived the end of the world, well, it’s not clear yet, and medvedev, medvedev, he is no longer president, not at all, why, he’s kind, he promised to make the usa visa-free, he succeeded, yes, no problem. wait, i still remember, we are world champions in hockey, semi-finalists in the euro, but what about sports now? well, let’s just say, no one has been able to beat our national team for 2 years, in what sport, but somehow everyone has caught up, oh, it’s your phone, well, yes,

why are you looking at it all the time, damn. what is this? well, it’s like, you don’t have to stand in lines, all the documents are in one place, you can pay a fine or get an extract at any time, and yes, only the us in the country. wow, this is cool, real. i just said something really cool, but we somehow hate it out of inertia. anyway, ilya, 15 years old, i don’t remember, this is half my life, val, don’t be upset, over the years i’ve learned how to cheer myself up, look, cry, look, from the outside, happiness with a brush on the carpet before bed, cry look, he has your eyes,

and if it weren’t for you, there would be three of us, wow, that’s it. this is the most popular person in the country, yes. and this is so, this is this, what’s his name, from a non-pair, bald, exactly, bald from a non-pair, in in general, alexander, thank you, here you go, wow, 2.0 rubles. i’m in a good mood today, it’s okay without change, okay, come on , thank you, goodbye, everything has probably changed, i want to see it, let’s go quickly, valda, nothing has changed, it’s still the same, rostix, muscovite, dmitry malikov’s hairstyle , you don’t need to go outside, i do what i want, it

’s clear, this is my life, my rules, that’s it, i ’m leaving, wow, you’re 34, not 16, wait. comrade policeman, i’m a policeman, we have a police force, damn it, i didn’t read the morning news, maybe you're right, could you help me, me? help, you are not local, i wanted to know what has changed in moscow, girl, now

i really have no time for you, i need to go to the subway, i have two partners walking along the platform and there is a space between them, they are very scared, but they can’t hold hands it is forbidden. name one place, okay, go to the park in charge, there’s a bridge there that’s scorching, scathing, how prettier moscow became under lushkovye, thank you, why? they buy clothes to grow into, what did coke do, that she is considered kind, who whipped

all the women on the lips, why are dogs in jackets, to hell with it, why do dogs wear jackets with pockets, what are they afraid of losing, hello, your order, what? well, you are in pajamas at the barrier, this is your order, and the gift, what is it, tangerines, no, something more, oranges, i understand, you are some kind of sect, wear the same, give gifts, what should i believe in, in capitalism , pay, hello, i'm picking up an order, also in pajamas. and he’s closer to the barrier, how strange everything is, it seems like i’m forever stuck in 2008, dollar 23.53, euro 3708, goodbye, russia in

the semifinals, russian team after 15 years becomes the world champion, that's how they won this eurovision, vali, you are here, and i, how did you find me, to be honest, in 16 years you have become a little predictable, you are either here or in the bullpen. ilya, they told me everything, it’s so great, did they tell you everything? yes, we had the olympics, the world cup, we shot a film in space, but they didn’t tell you anything. listen, let's go home? let's go, i 'm so tired today, can you please not tell me tomorrow what year it is, i want to wake up and live a day in 2008 in peace,

yes, i can, of course, but you ask me about it every day, but why am i coming again tomorrow as always? well, yes, by agreement, damn it, i love surprises, my heart whispers more quietly. god invented you for two, apparently once a day poured a lot of words on the river banks alexander show applause i am here and alexander show applause.

well, in the end, you know, any nostalgia interferes with living in the present, friends, remember the best year of your life, remember, forget, let's leave a chance for 2024. obarovich, thank you. i made it up for you, the snow is still white in the fields, and the waters are already rustling in the spring, the sleepy shore will be running, they are running, shining and shouting, they are shouting to all ends, spring is coming, spring is coming, we are a young

spring, the ends, she sent us forward, what, where, when, the spring series of games, tomorrow, after the program, time, for the sixtieth anniversary of the taganka theater, not a single letter, i’m not lying, i’m not lying, what is the secret of the popularity of this theater? you can just lay out carpets somewhere in the yard and start playing, the whole world is on fire, god bless us, there is a restaurant nearby, and people are coming out of it, tipsy, they think that there is such a holiday, maybe they missed one, they join us, there is such fun, not only for the spectators who then come to the theater, but also for just strangers on the street, these are my slogans, the creation of a sustainable government,

i at first i played comedic roles, suddenly i played galileo and hamlet, they ask why you want to play a role, simply because it’s a good role, he would probably be a wonderful king, the premiere, vladimir vysotsky, i walked out on the stage as vysotsky was breaking his chains , lyubivov, how the director was eager to freedom, there is no stanislavsky system, that’s all.

your story about pabla escar. my name is pablo iscabbar and i can find anyone in colombia except a normal neurologist. what is this? it seems they want to kill me. the family needs to be informed about this. pablo! oh rusito, my brother, how are things in venezuela? great! pavel! the most! beautiful girl in colombia, dad, daughter, what grade is she already in, we class the lykopitas, but she’s trying, family, listen to me, what am i saying, why are you saying hello, you came in together, family, listen, babullito, you are well preserved, family, listen to me, i,

the gardener. asked, come quickly, family, i have something very important for you, i point to the right, i go to the left, family, please listen to me, i have something very important for you. than lie down, pablo! my corrupt policemen, unexpected as always! family, i have very sad news for you, i created a family chat on whatsapp, pablo, we also have sad

news for you, we don’t like what we show at all, well, really igor, give something do youth work, rusito, what are you saying, is your family in pawn? yes, i know, it’s called omsk, well, really igor, let’s do something else, well, guys, oh my, well, the major league, well, adult themes are needed, by the way, colombia is our strategic someone, something for russia, what do you want to show, something modern, well, try it, now musicians often do collaborations. the folk choir is no exception, wild flowers, rosette flowers in the morning, the nightingale's call, a sip of birch sap, listen to the will in silence, along the path

into the thick forest, to chat freely with the birch tree, about him and about love, that’s all, i was tired early. yo, your mom is so stupid, everything, everything, everything, everything, guys, what is this, what kind of russian foreign thing is this, where have you ever seen such a number, in any event with the word international, so come here everyone, well, you wanted something something youth? show who understood, there is only one shaman, and i can open your eyes, he is actually 32, yes, that is, your highlighting is conscious, so i knew that

you had not prepared anything, so i prepared myself, pavlo, you are a little late, but thanks for the guitar, in general, i will play, you will sing. sing, love me, love, love, me, love, love, guys, guys, i haven't started yet, love me, love, hot fire, fire, fire, night and day and day and day, burn your heart, guys, i that i will try alone, igor, and are you sure that you can play the guitar, what kind of stupid question do i have? there is a pick, you actually know who we’re playing with, there ’s a falcon coming out at the royal flush, and by the way he’s doing something, someone for kven, igor, you’re really in the way, you can leave, i’ll leave,

but you can’t do anything without me, i mean we can’t do anything. guys, what happened just now, are you talented? yes, friends, pay attention to these guys, this is a rough diamond that is cut and cut to become crystal clear, like a drop of morning dew. friends, well, in fact, in the world of humor we are olives, you just need to try us, this is racism, i am an olive, the only negative, we are replaying bb,

thank you, team. kvnv thanks the governor of the omsk region vitaly pavlovch khotsenko, as well as the minister of youth affairs, physical sports culture of the omsk region, ivan andreevich kolesnik. now on this stage you will see another musical homework performed by the kvn team, master musi, reo named after plekhanov, moscow. everyone knows the turkish series "knock on my door." a russian remake was recently released, which girls really like, but the boys and i see it like this: they started singing at my door! my name is sergey balatov and

i am fabulously rich, ask how much i do my teeth in moscow, but i still don’t have enough money, because dear, you haven’t given for 20 minutes gifts for me, damn, why did i give you these roller skates, now you know how long i haven’t given you anything, great, seryoga, oh, hi, love, by the way, i don’t like that you sleep with my best friend, but if if i hadn't slept with him, you wouldn't have met. “well, well , it’s strange, you’re so cringe, i’m not cringe, cringe, not cringe, that’s it, i’m taking a shower, without me, sergei, sergei had no idea that the ideal girl for him lives in a poor area and takes care of her sick mother , mom, i'm so tired, i've been humping all day long, to pay for your operation, you really need rhinoplasty, and also liposuction and breast

implants, yes, the moscow longevity program spoiled you, lida, well, you still wear girls, you need a strong, smart and faithful one, mom, i don’t want to go out marry mukhtar, i will find true love, this evening sergei, as in a typical... in a good romantic series, he hit lida with a car, wow, is that a giant walking with a bag, a handsome man , and one fell out really bad, i, i need a surgeon , so, you need to urgently call the doctor, hello, cancel the appointment, i don’t have time, but oh, i’m so happy, my soul is already singing. shouldn’t i

sing a song of love, shouldn’t i invent a new genre, we have such a gorgeous duet, i feel bad, damn it, what should i do, and oh, look, your ex is there, where? damn, you're so cool, i feel so good with you, did you deceive me? yes, you are so funny, i’m even glad that you knocked me down, by the way, i’m pregnant with you, what? but i was driving wearing a condom. this is a miracle, but i

’m not ready for a child, you’re childish, and my dad is stronger than yours. sergey, let's name the child ivleeva's patriotism. why? well, it's not planned. i understand, then let's come to me. in sergei's country mansion. well, do you like the dress? very much, it depends on the color of your eyes, lida. do you have anything to eat, sergei? yes, but i was you.

i really have more to eat, lita, will you marry me, i thought our relationship didn’t need to be saved, so you agree, i don’t know if we can be together, we are too different, lida, i was also born very poor, but my father turned out to be... incredibly rich, sergei, it will be uncomfortable for me to live for your bill, well, if you want, you can go to work yourself, but for the sake of love, i’m ready to endure it, i’ll become your wife, great, then i’ll quickly go to the bathroom, wait, i have a bad feeling, i’ll just take a shower, without me, i i love you, be careful!

while you are here, sergei, this happened: davankov unexpectedly won the elections, although everyone thought that trump would win. "doctor, bad news, i had to cut out his kidney, why? i needed money, now why did you come? the money is over, sergey, you woke up, great, how bad, my head hurts,

i can’t feel my legs, did i sleep during the day? no!" no, you sat in a coma for 2 years, sat, this is a municipal clinic, and what happened, a meteorite fell on you, it didn’t hurt you, no, i ’m not touchy, now we will always be together, lida, sergey, wait a minute , are you cheating on me, i didn’t expect this from you, bro, listen, i’ll bite your head off and throw it on jupiter, who taught you such an empty crap? you’re finished, stop, i’m ready to make a choice, lita, i choose her, what? this is a russian series, it turns out i’m the main character, happiness,

guys, well, there were three female roles, but i could play at least one, look, here she has words, well, the producer. and if you think whether the russian adaptation of the series knock on my door can get 5:00, it can, it’s out of ten, it doesn’t matter, and we can 2008 first grade we are standing on the line, we couldn’t imagine that we would be in the first , master we are about this, we live

this life, i rise to our name, i learned to love, and we play to live, which means we will not be defeated. as well as the sokol company group and harutyun personally surmalyan, as well as the smu-1 company and personally

aslanbek dzhioev. this scene is the final musical homework for this game. rostov-on-dana, near future, people are absorbed in the world of tiktok, shorts and reels, reading books is a mess, cringe, lol, all books are burned. i always dreamed of being a firefighter, why? and the plant isn’t getting paid, so boss, boss, is our task to destroy all the books that we’ve already burned? well, this is a book about a poor furniture store, what 12 chairs, okay, so

did they burn the biography of viktor rybin? dune, of course, well done, they fried, yeah, here’s the biography of joan of arc, let’s not burn it for fun, right, and you burned all the books about harry potter, of course, it’s strange, but i don’t feel harry, but they burned the muma, no, they drowned it utopia, yes, by the way, who burned zamyatin, well done, and also well done for burning all of daria dontsova’s novels, i’ll tell you a secret, he burned the butlers, okay,

why haven’t they burned oblomov yet? honestly, i’m lazy, but at least you burned the audiobook, yeah, i hear you, yes, you’ll finally burn vinepuh, well then you’ll have to have all of them, all of them. and so it’s necessary, why do we even burn books so that people are stupid, i don’t understand why, stupid people are easier to manage, by the way, go get me some coffee, yes, of course, boss, we burn books, but there aren’t fewer of them, there are them somewhere... then they print, where oh, they sent me an address where they can print books, well then let's go. gulliver is lying on the shelf, yesterday i read

a perfume fairy tale where there is a dwarf nose, karenina was hit by a steam locomotive, the mumu made me sadder, chestnut, then happier, it doesn’t matter what happens next. i’ll take agnia borto, ok, i’ll read a poem in the room, a poem, what is this warlocks, have you read rap? the boys were reading this, i was just standing next to it, run guys, just be careful. what do you look for in books? bookmarks! what do you have in your hands? is this my

autobiography? autobiography, read it out loud. read aloud to yourself? you're going to get crazy, what? damn, how many books are there. before we burn them, we’ll read them, but why study what we want to destroy? i don’t think that the greeks , before burning troy, asked for a tour of the city, but i already took it, fathers and sons, allow me, your vision of russia outdated, you ignore the common truths that this is a duel, sir, this is probably what an evening with vladimir solovyov would have looked like in the 19th century. burn, tolstoy, anna karenina,

a woman is such a subject that no matter how much you study it, everything will be completely new, calling a woman an object is out of date, woman, subject, anna, maybe i ’ll give you a massage, come on, rails, rails , sleepers-sleepers. didn’t understand, burn, ah, romeo and juliet, scroll through, love, love, forbid, forbid, cry, fall asleep, die, wake up, i’m surprised, i switch off, i suffer, i’m surprised, it’s great, we’re burning a book about mass suicide. burn, burn, but you will never find the secret printing house, what? or will you tell me

where she is or will you regret it? i may regret it, but i will say it. here it is , a secret printing house, call.

so this is what you have, this is what you’re going to read, and bulgakov’s morpheus, where are you? what, boss, where did you get your printing press? so, why did you know the plots of all the books? are you from a battle of psychics? how stupid you are, even among stupid people, who are you talking about? chief,

we are very sorry, but we must burn all the books, from murder. books to killing a person are one step, but a person without a book is the same as a book without text, it’s like, it’s a notebook, it doesn’t matter how many books you read, it’s important how much you understand. letters are not as important as meanings are important, the world is so structured that those who read books will always lead those who watch tv, now, when the earth wakes up, quietly wait for me, i’m not me anymore,

i let you rush, i won’t leave you you on the verge of singing, i am no longer me, from any point of view, in there’s a frozen cry in my throat, i don’t know how it arose, i’m becoming more and more aware that somewhere i’m missing something, a lost moment, i know that it will be easier, without unnecessary hysterics for anyone, take my heart, take mine soul, i am so alone at this hour that i want to die, i have nowhere to go, i have destroyed my world, only the switch cries for me, at the cold dawn,

well, friends, all the competitions have been played, now the teams have the most exciting

exit to this stage. so, stage commands. i don’t know about you, but personally i really want to hear what the distinguished members of the jury have to say about today's game. mish, let me start with you. good evening, welcome back to flush royal, guys in the major league, great team, i would love to watch the summer cup. i don’t know how you’ll play, let’s look at the season, i want to mention two teams: master musi and oborovich, very cool, youthful, cool, energetic,

interesting, thank you, very good game, i liked it, funny, funny, kvn funny, guys, mish, thank you very much, and shaman, okay, hello everyone, you know, this is my first time here and i want to. mark uh command gentlemen of good luck, in general i really liked everything, call me again, i’ll definitely come, evgenia medvedeva, guys, thank you very much, and you know, i’m the kind of person who watched kvn all my childhood with my grandmother sitting on the couch, here i am, thank you thank you so much for a wonderful evening, guys, flash royale, i’m captivated.

thank you for the game, but clash royale, you know everything, thank you, valdis, well, so, the culmination of today's game, grades for the music homework, i ask

the respected judges, prepare to show the grades kvn team, gentlemen of good luck, 4, 5, 4, 3, 4, 4 points. 3.8, total score - 13.2 points, master musi, reo named after plekhanov, moscow, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5,

4.8 points, 13.8 to this team for three competitions, and finally, flash royale , music homework, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, all judges are five. gentlemen of fortune is leaving our season, but we hope to see them again in our club. tenkov bank gives the winning team a tenkov black card in the amount of 200,000 rubles. the

tenkov black card is a cashback for purchases with real money, convenient access to bank services application. it was the major league, the last 1/8 finals were ahead, the game was led by dmitry khrustalev.

that i got my hair cut, how are you, as always, look, it matches the dress, hands. i’ve prepared so many delicious things, i’m also in a festive mood, yes friendly, you said you’ll arrive at 8 at no, no, nine, well, sorry, christina, i mixed up so many things in my head, but you’re ready, they’re already on their way. i'm eating a shower,

listen, we don't have any red wine left, because she only drinks red, actually we have fish, i specifically chose white, are you digging through my phone? he was torn, i thought, what if there was a war, and you with your naked ass, who wrote it? denis, vitaly, sorry, we're late, traffic jams, saturday, vitaly, christina, what are you doing, let's get through this evening, then you can even throw me with a barrel.

well, i ask you humanly, with a heavy table from the living room, please, if they are delayed for more than half an hour, i will change into my home clothes, well, red? polina, i know you like red, yes, red, please, because we have a special one for polina, today it’s red mantopulchana. christina drinks white, so she will be favorably different from us, yes, she chose the details, why did you reveal our secret, i was preparing a surprise, i couldn’t resist, actually yes, but since the secret is open, maybe you can tell me how you cooked halibut, well i put it in the oven, we cooked it ourselves, yes, this is the most important thing, in general, how to cook fish, it needs to be cooked for exactly 35 minutes, not a minute more, it’s so great that you

were 2 hours late, the navigator is weird, i think from -for a stub, we just live nearby kremlin. this is the very center, it’s literally impossible to drive there, well, yes, there are traffic jams there every day, yes, all day long, but it’s unrealistic there at all, and with the construction of a new complex, well, how are they just the one that the stars advertise, but bastards , they took away the fattest piece from us, imagine, well, nothing, we still have everything ahead, by the way, about the stars, polina sings successfully for us, that is , you are not only a model, an actress, you also sing. yes, you will sing, well, pauline, sing, of course, well , yes, but i can sing about ponies, about ponies gorgeous, my favorite, the pony takes the girls for rides,

the pony takes the boys for rides, the pony runs in circles and counts circles in its head. well, i love it, i love it, yes , good, very cool, she works with such a professional, a vocal teacher, in general we are masters of this, i study every day, how do you manage everything, dear, it’s scary, well, you help your husband, you sing, you play, you yes, yes, i manage to do everything, but my main calling is to love him, amazingly, you know, i’m very glad that you... really, and maybe for you, denis, this is a small step, but for me this is a huge step in life, maybe you take five such steps a day, but this is my first step, and i am very grateful to you, really, of course, of course, well, baptism, vitalik,

i used to do the same too, just like you started, they also worked for others, forgive me for god’s sake, i just sit at home more and more rarely, i very rarely participate in any cultural events, in general i don’t see my husband, to be honest, he’s so tanned, that’s because works, vitaly, why do you keep christina at home, the times of patriarchy are far behind, a woman needs to develop. regardless of the man, and if she devotes herself entirely to the house, but does not cook, does not clean and does not help her husband, how can he

develop dynamically and powerfully? , she is a perfectionist, if something is wrong, she will not calm down until she brings it to mind, so you see, she made it herself. itself, well, that is, it’s an ordinary shelving unit, i bought it, well , it looks so strong, yes, it’s good cheap furniture, but it’s good, and christina turns out like a designer, well, she’s diligent, but i wake up at night, she sands, then paints, there’s drying oil, i don’t know, she just sands at night, i tell her, she needs to sleep at night, she can’t do it, but she did it, dear , better bring the halibut, yeah. i love fish, fish is wonderful, you already love fish with you, you and i love fish, crabs, squid, lobsters, lobsters, and have you ever seen him, who, halibut, the fish is disgusting, that’s right, she has big eyes

heap, and eats carrion, the inside is crap, the outside looks like crap, and there’s no need to google it, you're about to throw up on this table. as soon as i saw it, i can’t eat it anymore, i found out, so to speak, but what are you keeping secret here? vital, well, it seems to me that i should put it off, do you want to get the soup in a row? yes, we have approximately the cape of the basic offer.

they're christine, you're pathetic. how many years, it’s time to understand people, christina, i asked you humanely, you don’t see that he wants a refusal, i see, but there’s no other way, that as a little one, i don’t know, call your friend, he’ll understand your psychology, i'm not the first i live a day, well then go, just don’t erase your tongue, again? i'm sorry, but nothing, as if vital, no matter what happened...