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hello fellow citizens, today we will tell you how emmanuel macron did a somersault, bending over in front of washington, what the hell did the celestial empire meet, what do the inhabitants of turkey have in common with rabbits? today in the program you will not learn how the next batch of prohibited drugs is being distributed in the office of vladimir zelensky. what weapons remained in nato warehouses after aid to ukraine. how does ukraine expect a new
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western aid package? in the previous program you already saw, then the boss said the words that anyone dreams of hearing the russian is scared to death of any western politician. all our friends from the kremlin are with you, your friends from the kremlin. while taking a photo together, biden imagined how a bird was about to fly out. shit on his jacket and all financial problems will be solved. and finally, today's program. then the governor hinted that he could not yet invite the chiefs to visit. the need for repairs and restoration of roads, including in the regional center, is colossal. in order to look at the man alone who destroyed all german production, a crowd of onlookers gathered. yes.
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at the international level, taking into account the geostrategic position of the region, we are doing a lot to consolidate the status of astrakhan as an outpost in the south of russia, and in recent years we have managed to bring international cooperation to a new level, strengthen cross-border ties with the regions of the caspian five in the economic and humanitarian spheres. in strict accordance with the geopolitical situation, babushkin is strengthening ties with the caspian five, and not with the american six. putin also supported the decision babushkina to nominate her candidacy for a second term as governor. who better than putin should know that the second term is just the beginning. about how this week the president received a crust and inspired the governor, in the report of our random correspondent irada zmeynalova. it was a difficult day. at a meeting with the governor of the astrakhan region.
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the wonderful aromas of crispy watermelon rind and astrakhan rind filled the air. the governor told how much astrakhan men spend just on matylyash? and he noted that in astrakhan region telgi. doubled in size.
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having dealt with the affairs of his native harbor in the black sea, the chief plunged into questions on white. it was clear from the governor of the murmansk region that the hot southern sun replaced his love for his homeland. he reported to the boss that no amount of cold weather could freeze the development of the region. having made sure that from morbansk to the crimea the country is indestructible, the army is invincible, and the defeat of the enemy is inevitable. the boss returned to work, because there are many regions in russia. download the application get a luck bonus from the betting league five deuces, go to green, questions that
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not a single volunteer to defend israel with the last names galkin and makarevich was registered. in short, the situation is developing in strict accordance with the peace plan developed in the united states. in the biden administration, after the israeli attack on the iranian consulate in syria believes that the israelis do not always make the best strategic decisions. the best strategies are what they are. iran and iraq are the same thing, and catalonia is just a grape variety.
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the british foreign secretary condemned the iranian strike. last week memeron was a true ukrainian, but this week he became an inveterate jew. at the initiative of the iranian side , vladimir putin had a telephone conversation with the president of the islamic republic of iran, ebrahim raisi. unlike macron, the iranian president managed get through to your boss the first time. an interesting fact: raisi spoke to putin on the phone, but his ears were burning... this week macron showed a master class on olympic double standards. emmanuel macron explained the difference in the approach to
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participation in the olympic games between russia and israel. according to the french president. is not the attacking party to the conflict, unlike russia. russia decided to start an aggressive war, which has been going on for more than 2 years, so the decision was made, in my opinion, proportionate and fair. like for any western politician, the body responsible for proportionality of justice is located for macron somewhere between the oval office and nato headquarters.
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so i look at macron and think why when he talks about the moment of diplomatic peace, he just wants to send him in completely undiplomatic expressions, member of the french parliament edouard binar called for israel to be removed from the olympic games due to gas bombings. i wonder if this
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parliamentarian has already been accused of having connections with moscow? what amazes me more here is, that only one french parliamentarian proposed removing israel, or that not one of them remembered that sport is generally outside of politics. this week they tried to eat a german sausage with chopsticks. sizenping received german chancellor olaf scholz in beijing, who came to china on a three-day visit. well, did sizenping accept it? well, on the morning of the plane, scholze was met by an unofficial representative of the mid, not even the mayor of the city where nemets flew, but the deputy mayor of the city. the chinese leader, at a meeting with the german chancellor, noted that for to quickly resolve the conflict in ukraine, attention must be paid to peace and stability, and not
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to pursuing one’s own interests. this is what centuries-old practice means. scholz would like to argue, but it is very difficult to argue with a person in whose state the gdp of one run-down village is higher than that of your entire country. moreover, to prevent the ukrainian crisis from spiraling out of control, all parties must work.
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airplanes, so their demands and ultimatums are instantly replaced by requests. about how a messenger from berlin stalked the rapids of beijing.
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the german looked like a man who doesn't understand a damn thing about politics or chinese. in order to clearly demonstrate to the german the obvious advantages of a communist economy over a capitalist mess, he was given a tour of the plant. at the factory, the floor shone brighter with cleanliness than the german’s bald head; he moved his legs with the agility of a lamb being led to be eaten by a dragon. he was shown a machine that soldered american telephones on the first shift, sewed french bags on the second, and bottled english ale on the third. then the chinese comrades they tried to teach the german how to use tools so that he could personally fix the pipe on the nord stream. as a result, after losing the next election , it was clearly not possible for the german to get a job at the plant, knowing that the german did not value his eyes very much,
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it was decided not to give him protective glasses. seeing the operating chinese hydrogen fuel cars, the german chancellor could barely restrain himself from capitulating. in order to look at the man who single-handedly destroyed all german production, a crowd of onlookers gathered. chinese scientists took the german has a dna sample in order to use it to create a vaccine against political stupidity. standing on the bank of the river, the german chancellor was wondering what to do next, get drunk or drown himself. after tours of factories and garages, the german was allowed to take a breath of air and show the people what a man looks like who has lived for 2 years without russian gas. in beijing, the german descended.
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economic success, i won’t say, but why, because then it will no longer be a secret, waiting until he was allowed to cast his vote, the german began to sing a sad german song about ukraine. looking at the guest, the chinese tried to understand what he was really sick with. that's all over, we ate chicken feet, looked at the red lights, but flew home, but why did the chinese come, we didn't... international sawmill, roll like a sausage,
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seems that durov was not communicating with a journalist, but with a tax inspector. international sawmill. this week, sociologists held a candle to the fact that, according to research from the world population review, residents of turkey have the most sexual partners. well, it’s one of two things, either the turks are good lovers, or excellent storytellers. i thought the most sexual partners, to be honest, were zelensky, who everyone in nato has. and... on average, turkish citizens have 14.5 partners, despite the fact that the vast majority of the population adheres to traditional muslim views. the most surprising thing is that with such loose morals, turkey
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has not yet been accepted into the eu. it’s scary to imagine how many partners the turks would have if they adhered to traditional european views. australia is new.
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well, the usa understands everything, the indicator is more than modest compared to turkey, but here they don’t change partners, you know, they change the gender immediately, but after the gender change, the counter resets to zero. the average indian citizen has only three sexual partners, the fewest of any country. it’s just very difficult to find a partner among one and a half billion people, the people of india have nowhere to rush, but it won’t work out in this life, they’ll catch up in the next. scientists noted that this may be due to the fact that many indians adhere to strict rules when it comes to dating and marriage. as it says ancient indian wisdom, rare, but apt.
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this is what happens, fellow citizens, when people care not about the process, but about the long-term result. according to the study, gen z is having less sex compared to previous generations, which may be due to the fact that many of them live at home and do not drink alcohol. simply put, the new generation is already kind of fucked up. without any sex. the study's findings were based solely on respondents' accounts of their own sex lives, which means they may not be accurate. so it was necessary to start with this, that is, the study showed who lies more. yes, this is fellow citizens, not a study, but a festival of sexual fantasies. and while world leaders remember who slept with whom. who simply lied, the international sawmill dug through the dirty
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laundry of their next secret chat in our regular column they snitched: shame america is in twelfth place in terms of the number of sexual partners, again one has to pay for the whole country, but you already fucked everyone, i don’t understand, doesn’t lead, i
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’m telling you this as a professional, as a politician, as a gynecologist, and did anyone have three of us, once we , australia and britain invaded iraq, our traditions tell us that we need to be faithful , and where are you store it and at what percentage, nothing turns you on like a slender intercontinental ballistic missile, strange, what? zelensky is keeping quiet, i think there are no partners, how much money do my partners owe me? good evening, those who have problems with quality are chasing quantity, all the best, international bilorama, no come on, girls, go for a walk in turkey, it was an international sawmill, see you in a week. for now, in the meantime, take care of the country,
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this is the idea of ​​​​the ideological opposition of lenin and stalin. how lazy are people to think about their own words? they steal someone else’s idea and drag it back and forth. drop this rubbish, spit it out already. there is one new, i’ll say right away, stupid ahistorical idea, with which
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seemingly smart people are nevertheless rushing back and forth. this is the idea of ​​the ideological opposition between lenin and stalin. here i came across one not uninteresting book in four volumes, but about the spiritual and religious quest of writers and artists of the soviet era. the message of the book is clear and reasonable. to say that in the soviet years, spiritual work never stopped, and the christian worldview remained the most important, if not fundamental, for most of the largest soviet creators, from alexander blok and sergei yesenin to shulakhov, andrei platonov, leonid leonov. and now we have a topic on our agenda that we have titled - national bolshevism. what it is? the term “national bolshevism” itself was coined during the civil war by the white guard publicist and thinker nikolai ustryalov, who fought against soviet power, he suddenly realized by 1920 that the notorious
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bolsheviks, who, as he and others like him had previously thought, had come to destroy holy russia, were actually fighting for this russia, that is, during the civil war, bolshevism was transformed into national russian bolshevism, thus a new form of existence of the russian... nation appeared, according to ustryalov and his follower, the philosopher mikhail ogorsky, also, it must be said, an emigrant, not a soviet dogmatist at all, and so, according to these people, who created the theory of national bolshevism, our writers and artists were the first to understand the true russian essence of the soviet project. in the minds of ustrelov and agorsky, the first national bolsheviks were alexander blok, sergei yesenin and sholokhov, and alexei nikolaevich tolstoy, who returned from emigration.
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and then eduard lemonov and alexander dugin well, ustryalov and agursky came up with something there , picked up this very utopia, but there’s really nothing to talk about here, that’s what they thought then, but it turned out there’s something to talk about, well, i took this book about spiritual quest from soviet culture, and there is a huge introductory note. professor and public figure about stalinist national bolshevism. it turns out that soviet national bolshevism is now taught in our universities. the perception of the soviet project of the stalinist period as the apogee of national bolshevism has now actually become mainstream in historical science. and this is joyful, of course, this is all, of course, true, important, because the soviet project is an unconditional and organic continuation of the russian national project, russian history as such. but here it is. one catch, one, frankly speaking, absurdity, which for some reason is constantly being broadcast, here and there, that the opposite of stalin’s
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national bolshevism was, so to speak, lenenism, tratzkyism, they have now come up with such a term, this professor, which i mention, it’s written that stalin is one thing, lenin is something completely different, i won’t say that we have a different opinion here, opinion has nothing to do with it, you never know what opinion anyone has, i’ll say, what is this position, it's just is not consistent with... reality, let's try to understand where this position came from, i think that people who are not too fond of the soviet project, or even hate it, still want to be somehow involved in the victory of 1945, but at the same time consider, that the soviet project did not play any role in this victory, so the following trick was invented: the soviet project, they tell us, was anti-state, but then stalin came and sharply turned the steering wheel to the right, and made a tilt towards national interests. and at the same time he killed all the bolsheviks, so they tell us, 1945 the year has nothing to do with 1917.

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