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Southerni}  Accent 


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Volume  39,  Number  1 


Southern  College,     Collegedale,  Tennessee 


Septembers.  1983 


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2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT.  September  8,  1983 


Editorial 


™  kept  her  head  bent  as  the  four  men  shouted  and 
a^eued  around  her.    Her  shame  was  obvious.    If  on  y  she 
could  have  never  gotten  into  trouble.   She  really  didn  t  need 
:  from  anybody.   She  felt  betrayed,  depressed. 

s  away  from  her  face,  but  the  more 
shrwipTdrtheYaster  they  seemed  to  come.  SuMenly  she 
became  aware  of  an  eerie  silence  above  her  and  she  l.fted  her 
head  to  find  an  explanation.  A  tall  man  was  writmg  in  the 
sand,  and  the  other  four  were  now  silent.  As  she  watched  the 


man  said,  "H 

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A'oman  did  not  like 

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Assistant  Editor 
Layout  Editor 
Sports  Editor 
Religion  Editor 
Advertising  Man: 
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Photographers 


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I  take, 
nd  the  late 
■the    best 


Maydi 
Page  Weenii 
Brenda  Hess 
Dick  Bird 

Keith  Sha 
Chuck  Wiseni 
Bridget  Km 
Harry  Mayden 
Dinah  Sla 
Tommy  Mo 
Sherri  Kelly 
Ted  Reynolds 
Mike  Battistone 
Shirley  Hoph 
Bob  Jones 
Jerry  Kovalski 
Michellelav 
Brenda  Rob< 
Randy  Thuesdee 

Bob  Walt 
Frances  Andrews 


work,  Taco  Bell 
nights    talking 
friends  you  will  ever  have. 
Some  might  say  the  beat  goes 
on.  but  this  student  feels   a 
different   tempo.      A   slightly 
different  intensity  from  yi 
gone  by. 

It  is  hard  to  put  a  finger 
this  change.    With  each  n 
school    year,     students     i 
faculty  chanf 
alities  shape 
our  attitudes 

not  for  the  better.  Yet,  pe; 
seems  to  have  returned.  T 
intensity  a 


Free  Credit 
Offered 


attitudes  are  not  vague, 
the  word  progress  has  bee 
a  part  of  our  vocabulary  i 


Southern  College  is  offering] 
one  free  hour  of  credit  in' 
exchange  for  attendance  at 
fourteen  programs  in  the  Art- 
ist Adventure  Series  during 
the  1983-1984  school  year. 

This  hour  will  be  counted 
toward  elective  credit  for 
graduation  of  the  student. 
The  requirements  for  the 
credit  are  chosen  from  four] 
different  areas  and  record  is] 
taken  through  the  student': 
ID  card.  The  ID  card  will  bi 
taken  at  the  door  and  returnei 
at  the  end  of  the  program 
This  ensures  attendam 
throughout  the  entire  pt° 
gram- 

The  program  is  set  up 
pass  or  fail  type  of  organi 
e  stand."  We  slipped  very  zation.  At  the  end  of  th 
d  close,  but  the  foundation  of  semester,  the  student  will  b 
le  this  institution,  students,  required  to  write  a  si 
:e  faculty.  and  God  held  critique  of  the  programs 
attended.  This  critique  wi 
help    the     Student     Service 


togethL  _ . 
Is  all  this  good?  We  ask.  Are      Thank  the  Lord  for 

'.iLt'i?':'   ^'"^"aA''^   f^  ^*.'""  y<=-f.  ^  different  beat,  ■„ff!ce  to'knoVfirsthand  whl 
ifled    and    fortified  programs  the  students  enjoj 


Abe  Lincoln  said.   "A  house 
divided  against  itself  cannot 


ollege 


c^<^.^1)^YfU*Y., 


ed    and    would    like    to 
repeated.  .^ 

There  will  be  no  half  credil 
given.  The  student  m»'- 
attend  14  programs  duru 
both  semesters  to  recell 
credit.  Registration  for  " 
program  must  be  dol 
through  Dean  Schlisne' 
office  in  Wright  Hall 


GARFIELD® 


by  Jim  Davis 


-^1^ 


September  8,  1983,  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Wriiim 


'hen  I  was  in  the  fourth 

e,  my  father  signed  ir 

Ko  play  in  the  Little  League  in 

r  small  New  England  town. 

lad  never  played  organized 

[baseball  before  and  as  a  little 

1-year  old,  I  was  terrified. 

The  season  began  with  me 

Iplaying  left  field  and  batting 

The   coach   made   sure 

■that  I  never  got  up  at  a  crucial 

Ipoint  in  the  game.    So,  if  we 

leeded  a  hit  when  I  was  up  he 

Iwould  pull  me  out  for  a  pinch 

Ihitter.  I  didn't  mind  too  much 

;e    I   knew    I   wasn't    a 


I  good  hitter,  but  my  father 
would  get  a  little  upset,  claim- 
ing that  if  1  never  batted  in 
crucial  situations  I  could  never 
learn  to  be  a  clutch  hitter. 
This  went  on  all  season  until 
the  playoffs. 

We  were  playing  for  the 
championship  and  if  we  lost 
this  game  we  would  be 
through  for  the  year.  It  was  a 
close  game  right  down  to  the 
last  inning.  The  other  team 
was  ahead  by  one  run,  but  we 
had  the  bases  loaded  with  two 
outs.     Guess  who  was  up  to 


bat?  The  coach  looked  up  and 
down  the  bench  but  could  find 
no  one  eligible  to  pinch  hit  for 
me.  It  was  all  up  to  me. 

I  stepped  up  to  the  plate 
hesitantly  as  my  team- 
mates cheered  me  on. 
Just  one  look  at  my  father  in 
the  stands  filled  me  with  all 
the  confidence  I  needed.  With 
a  scowl  on  my  face,  I  waved 
the  bat  at  the  pitcher,  just 
waiting  to  jump  on   his   first 

I  swung,  and  missed  the  first 
pitch.      I   must   have   looked 


pretty  foolish  beca 
one  on  the  bench  ; 


every- 
in  the 


stands  groaned  like  the  game 
had  already  been  lost. 

A  swing  and  a  miss  on  the 
next  pitch  brought  the  count  to 
no  balls  and  two  strikes.  The 
pitcher  gave  me  a  cold,  hard 
stare  from  the  mound  and 
then  fired  a  fastball  right  over 
the  plate.  I  swung  with  all  my 
strength,  and  missed. 

The  other  team  danced 
around  the  field  and  threw 
their  hats  in  the  air  as  I  stood 
at  the  plate  alone.  Just  then  a 


strong  hand  gripped  my  shoul- 
der and   my   dad  said,    "Jer, 

cone."  He  didn't  say  any- 
thing more.  He  didn't  have 
to.  i  know  that  my  father 
loved  my  no  matter  how  1 
played.  My  father  taught  my 
what  love  is  all  about. 

And  I  know  that  no  matter 
how  I  do  in  my  school  work, 
social  activities,  or  a  Little 
League  baseball  game,  that 
their  is  someone  here  on  earth 
and  especially  in  heaven  who 


Commitment  Week-End  Begins 


The  Campus  Ministries 
I  program  for  the  1983-1984 
school  year  will  officially  get 
nder  way  Thursday,  Septem 
I  ber  8  with  the  annual  Colle 
giate  Commitment  Weekend, 
event,  a  special  time  for 
I  all  the  Youth  Directors  in 
I  Southern  Union  to  be 
I  campus,  will  begin  Thursday 
I  morning  at  chapel,  where 
I  Elder  Ralph  Peay,  Youth  Min 
ies  Director  of  the  South 
Union  will  be  speaking. 
[According  to  Elder  Jim  Her 
1,  campus  chaplain,  tht 
t  activity  will  be  a  softball 
Igame  Thursday  evening  be^ 
Itween  the  students  and  the 
I  directors. 

Friday   night   Vespe 

:ature   Bob   Olson   from   the 

J  White   Estate,    and   will 

I  elude  with  an  afterglow  v 

I  the    students     from     va 

nferences   meet   with    their 

■  respective   Youth   Directors, 
ISpeaker   for    Sabbath    church 

■  service  will  be  the  Associate 
[World  Church  Youth  Director, 

r  Richard  Barron. 

n  years  past,  the  Campus 
iMinistry  department  will  con- 
■duct  Sabbath   School   for   the 

■  weekend.      Traditionally,    the 

■  program  would  include  a  stu- 
jdent  sign  up  for  one  or  more  of 

■  the  over  30  programs  sponsor- 
\j^  t'y    Campus    Ministries. 

'  year,  however,  the  sign- 
|up  was  held  during  registra- 
|tion,  which  resulted  in  a  more 

■  personal  handling  of  the  sign- 


up and  also  an  increased 
number  of  participants,  accord 
ing  to  Les  Matthewson,  direct- 
or of  Campus  Ministries  this 
year. 

"I  believe  we  have  a  program 
for  everyone,"  stated  Mat- 
thewson. "If  there  isn't  a 
program  already  on  the  books. 


:'Ilr 


He  went  c 


to  say  that  the  main  purpose 
behind  the  weekend  was  to 
make  the  students  more  aware 
of  the  programs  that  are  being 
offered  and  "...  to  get  the 
Christians  on  this  campus 
involved  in  some  form  of 
ministry." 

Sabbath  afternoon,  a  sacred 
concert  will  be  presented  by 
"*Mike  &  Sharon,  Larry  & 
Dee",  a  quartet  from  South- 
ern California,  and  a  hike  will 
be  sponsored  by  Collegiate 
Adventists  for  Better  Living 
after  supper.  The  weekend 
will  conclude  with  a  free 
"all-you-can-eat"  pancake 
breakfast  Sunday  morning 
from  9:00  through  11:00, 
sponsored  by  the  Southern 
Union  and  cooked  by  the 
Youth  Directors. 

Elder  Herman  promises  that 
his  will  be  a  "powerful  week- 
edn  with  more  than  just 
preaching."  According  to 
Herman,  all  are  invited  and 
encouraged  to  attend  and  to 
mit  themselves  more  fully 
to  Christ  during  the  coming 
school  year. 


PARTY  WAS  A 
FRIENDLY  PERSUASION 


byS 


Saturday  night's  first  activity 
for  the  new  school  year  wa; 
the  Student  Association  Wei' 
'-  Back  Party  held  in  the 
P.E.  Center.  As  the  crowd 
entered  the  gym,  each  person 
given  a  ticket  with  ; 
valuable  number  which  coult 

in  a  free  door  prize. 

Emceed  by  the  S.A.  Presi 
dent,  Glenn  McElroy,  and 
S.A.  Treasurer  Terry  Shaw, 
the  party  began  with  door 
prizes  given  to  several  people 
who  held  the  right  numbers 

hich  Shaw  called  out  at 
random. 


Door  prizes  consisted  of 
T-shirts,  dinner  for  two 
bums,  flashlights,  six  packs  of 
soft  drinks,  and  other  valuable 
gifts.  The  movie  entitled 
"Friendly  Persuasion",  star^ 
ring  Gary  Cooper,  was  fea- 
tured and  another  added  di- 
mension was  the  "get  ac- 
quainted time"  during  inter- 


When  asked  about  the  party, 
eggy  Brandenburg,  S.A.  Ac- 
vities  Director  said,  "The 
party  was  a  success.  The  door 
prizes  seemed  to  enthuse  ev- 
!  eryone  about  winning,  and  the 
movie  was  great."  Branden- 
burg also  stated  that  several 
other  special  events  have  been 
planned  by  the  Student  Asso- 
ciation for  the  coming  year 
that  the  students  can  look 
forward  t o^ 


Computer  System 
Benefits  Students 


Last  July,  Southern  College 
installed  a  Sigi  Computer 
System  in  the  Teaching  Learn- 
ing Center. 

To  help  the  student,  the  Sigi 
System  evaluates  the  import- 
ance of  certain  factors  such  as 
high  income,  leisure,  prestige, 
or  independence.  After  this,  it 
gives  possible  occupations  to 
fill  these  values.  Also,  the 
training,  earning  possibilities, 
locations,  and  descriptions  for 
the  different  occupations  are 
rovided. 

The  Sigi  System  can  answer 

up  to  50  questions  concerning 

specific     profession,     and 

ppTies    information    on    the 

preparation  for  a  career. 

It  looks  like  its  going  to  be  a 

iluable  tool  for  the  Freshmen 

as  well  as  the  other  students  in 

finding    a    career."        stated 

Evonne    Crook,    secretary    in 

the    Testing     &     Counseling 

Center. 

The  Sigi  System  is  available 
Monday     through     Thursday 
8:00-5:00        p.m..         Fridays   j^^  I 
8:00-12:00,  and  evenings  7:00-  ^V| 
9:00  p.m.   on   Sunday.   Mon- 
day, Tuesday,  and  Thursday. 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT,  September  8.  1983 


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6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT.  September  8.  1983 


Time  Out 


by  Olck  E 


The  1983  intramural  Softball 
season  began  this  week  with  a 
full  schedule  of  games  in  all 
four  leagues.  Unfortunately, 
the  scores  and  highlights  of 
those  games  were  not  avail- 
able at  press  time,  but  will  be 
included  in  next  week's  issue. 

The  intramureal  program  is 
under  the  direction  of  Steve 
Jaecks  who  reported  a  com- 
bined total  of  311  players  in 
the  four  leagues.  Jaecks  was 
particularly  pleased  to  report 
that  93  of  those  players  are 
women,  setting  a  record  for 
the  number  of  participants  in 
that  sport,  or  for  any  women's 
sport  since  Jaecks  took  over  in 
1980.  1  would  like  to  take  this 
opportunity  to  congratulate 
our  women  athletes  for  their 
pariticpation.  and  will  be  look- 
ing forward  to  seeing  them  in 
action  in  the  coming  weel  ~. 

Coach  Jaecks  is  lookiht,  for 
umpires  and  scorers  to  help 
out  with  the  intramural  pro- 
gram. Those  who  are  interest- 
ed should  contact  hims  at 
238-2855  or  396-3672. 

Here's  an  opportunity  for  our 


of  Atlanta  Braves  tickest  to  a 
game  on  Sunday,  September 
18,  when  the  Braves  meet  the 
San  Diego  Padres.  Just  cut 
out  this  section,  and  match  the 
names  of  the  players  with 
their  nickname.  The  largest 
number  of  correct  answers  is 
the  winner.  All  ties  will  be 
broken  by  a  drawing. 

Jim  Hunter 

Ty  Cobb 

Dick  Radatz 

Rich  Gossage 

Ken  Harrelson 

Ernie  Banks 

Aurelio  Lopez 

Mark  Fidrych 

Lou  Gehrig 

Phil  Regan 


A.  Hawk 

B.  Mr.  Cub 

C.  Catfish 

D.  The  Bird 

E.  Senor  Smoke 

F.  The  Vulture 

G.  The  Monster 
H.    Goose 

1.  The  Iron  Horse 
J.  Georgia  Peach 
K.    The  Hammer 


Presents 
HAIR  HIGHLIGHTS  OF  1983 


Tuesday.  September  13  --  7:00  p.i 
Girls  Dorm  Chapel 


80  Models  Public  invited 

396-2600 


Lets  get  acquainted.    Bring  this  ad  to  Hair  Design 
for  $1.00  off  on  your  next  service. 


Banjo  Ensemble  to  Perform 


by  r 


The  New  York  Banjo 
Ensemble  will  be  performing 
in  the  P.E.  Center  on  Septem- 
ber 10.  at  8:45  p.m. 

The  Ensemble's  repertoire 
ranges  from  the  music  of 
Joplin  to  Debussy,  and  their 
presentation  will  also  include 
selections  from  other  famous 
composers,  such  as  Ellington. 
Gershwin,  and  Sousa. 

Under  the  direction  of 
Cynthia  Sayer,  the  troupe  uses 
piccolo  banjos,  tenor  banjos, 
plectrum  banjos,  cello  banjos, 
and  bass  banjos,  while  per- 
forming orchestral,  jass,  and 


classic  string  quartet  combin- 
ations in  a  concert  setting. 
Ms.  Sayer  was  the  banjoist  in 
the  pit  of  the  Broadway 
musical  "Hello  Dolly"  as  well 
as  other  musicals  such  as 
"Shenandoah".  The  other 
members  of  the  group  include 
Eddy  Davis,  Frank  Vignola, 
and  Howard  Alden. 

Though  each  are  accom- 
plished individually,  as  a 
group  they  have  received 
excellent  reviews  from  the 
Public  Broadcasting  System 
and  the  Fretted  Instrument 
Guild  of  America. 


The  performance  is  free  to 
Southern  College  students. 
Adults  will  be  charged  $2.50 
and  children  under  twelve 
$2.00,  There  is  a  family  rate 
of  $7.50  and  senior  citizens 
must  pay  $2.00.  Anyone 
wishing  to  reserve  seats  must 
pay  $1.00  extra. 

This  is  the  first  time  the 
Ensemble  has  been  to  SC. 
Dean  Schlisner  remarked  that 
is  was  the  credits  of  this  group 
that  contributed  to  choosing 
them  for  the  beginning  of  the 
Artist  Adventure  Series  for 
this  year. 


Blood  Assurance  Wants  You  b,j,rr,K„.a,»M 


On  September  13  and  14, 
from  10  a.m.  to  6  p.m.,  the 
students  of  Southern  College 
will  be  able  to-  participate  in 
Blood  Assurance  here  on  cam- 
pus. 

Blood  Assurance  is  a 
volunteer  blood  donor  pro- 
gram in  the  City  of  Chatta- 
nooga. Established  in  1972, 
this  is  the  only  supplier  of 
blood  for  the  twelve  area 
hospitals.  According  to  Jerry 
Wilson,  director  of  Blood  As- 
surance. "Our  only  source  of 
blood  is  from  the  volunteers  at 


SC  and  those  donors  that  come 
to  our  main  office  and  to 
Erianger  Hospital." 

There  are  benefits  for  those 
who  participate  in  Blood  As- 
surance: First,  if  25'/i  of  the 
St  lent  body  donate,  the 
w„jle  student  body  will  be 
covered  for  blood,  platelets, 
etc.  for  the  school  year. 
Second,  if  the  student  donor  is 
claimed  by  the  parents  as  a 
dependent,  the  immediate 
family  is  covered  for  a  year  as 
well. 
The  procedure  for  donating 


blood  is  a  simple  five-: 
process.  A  person  just  pre- 
registers,  answers  twenty-five 
health  related  questions,  gets 
a  mini-checkup,  has  his  hemo- 
globin checked,  and  then 
gives  the  one  pint  of  blood. 
The  actual  giving  of  blood  only 
takes  five  to  seven  minutes. 

Campus  Ministries,  who  : 
promoting  Blood  Assurance, 
urges  every  student  on  the 
campus  to  take  some  time  for 
their  busy  schedules  to  donate 
some  blood  for  the  benefit  and 
care  of  others. 


September  8.  1983,  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


Teachers  frequently  com- 
uiaine  about  the  number  of 
events  that  constantly  inter- 
rupt instruction  in  their 
schools.  Chapels,  music  trips. 
Student  Association  functions, 
and  other  activities  seem 
regularly  to  remove  one  or 
more  students  from  every 
classroom.  As  a  result, 
college  professors  must  often 
revise,  postpone,  or  repeat 
lectures,  quizzes,  and  tests. 

Southern  College  has,  how- 
ever, come  up  with  a  plant  to 
eliminate  daily  interruptions. 
This  plan,  known  as  The 
Friday  Plan,  was  the  brain- 
storm of  the  administration. 

Explaining  the  plan,  one 
official  stated,  "We  have  tak- 
en all  the  typical  events  that 
interrupt  instruction  and 
scheduled  them  for  Fridays. 
Under  The  Friday  Plan,  teach- 
ers carry  out  regular  instruc- 
tion on  Mondays  through 
Thursdays.  Fridays  are  re- 
served for  all  the  other  activi- 
ties that  would  normally  inter- 
rupt classes.  Since  no  lectures 
are  scheduled  for  Fridays  and 
there  are  no  interruptions  on 
the  other  days,  no  lesson  plans 
ever  have  to  be  altered  in  any 

To  illustrate  how  the  plan 
operates,  school  officials  pro- 
vided the  following  schedule 
for  a  typical  Friday  at  SCSDA, 


A  new  Tennessee  Senate  bill 
will  require  five  minutes  of 
prayer  per  day.  Under  TA. 
Friday  Plan,  that  translates  to 
25  minutes  every  Friday.  Thi 
entire  student  body  will  meet 
in  the  church  for  this  event. 
Participation  will  be  volun 
tary.  However,  this  will  coun 
as  five  (5)  worship  credits. 

8:35-9:20:       Advisor/Advisee 
Program 

During  this  time,  teachers 
will  meet  with  the  students 
small  groups  to  "rap".  It 
anticipated  that  the  students 
and  faculty  will  rid  themselves 
of  much  hostility  during  these 
sessions  by  sharing  their  real 
thoughts  about  each  other, 

9:30-10:20:  Chapels 

Various  chapel  programs 
have  been  organized  for  the 
morality  of  the  student  body 
Because  chapel  is  now  only 
once  a  week,  the  administra- 
tions expect  attendance  to  be 
100%,  even  of  faculty.  Three 
(3)  worship  points  will  be 
given. 
10:30-10:40:   Financial  Affairs 

This  ten  minute  interval  will 


be  the  only  time  the  Business 
Offices  will  be  open  all  week. 
Students  can,  at  this  time,  pay 
school  bills,  cash  checks,  or 
speak  with  the  Business 
Manager  about  overdue 
accounts. 

10:50-11:00:    Lost  and  Found 

Students  who  have  misplaced 
their  umbrellas  may  search 
the  campus  at  this  time.  All 
items  found  will  not  be  con- 
sidered lost.  Finders-keepers 
rules  are  strictly  observed. 

11:10-11:00:    Study  Period 

Because  the  dorms  wished  to 
discontinue  their  study  hall 
practice,  SCSDA  initiated 
time  for  this  on  Fridays 
However,  this  is  not  restricted 
to  Freshmen.  All  students  ai 
required  to  attend.  Held  i 
various  buildings  on  campu: 
this  study  period  can  be  used 
for  turning  in  late  assign 
ments.  However,  if  the  home^ 
work  is  still  unfinished,  the 
students  may  use  this  time 
dream  up  crea 

12:00-1:00:    Lunch 

Leftovers  are  to  be  served 
every  Friday  so  that  the  cooks 
get  a  day  off.  Because  thi 
entire  student  body  eats  at  thi 
same  time,  this  practice  will 


avoid  long  lines,  the  students 
won't  have  to  wait  for  the  food 
to  heat  up. 

1:10-1:50:      The   Friday   Car- 


Because  of  their  increasing 
popularity,    the    Friday    Car- 
toons have  been  given   their 
time.     Now  lunch  won't 
interfere  with  the  films.    The 
for  this  has  also  been 
extended.    This  is  to  insure  a 
/ariety      of      cartoon 
characters  each  week.    At  the 
end,  a  vote  is  taken,  and  the 
favorite     cartoon     is     shown 
backward.      Attendance   here 
counts  as  2  worship  credits. 

2:00-2:30:    Club  Program 


Various  clubs  on  campu; 
call  meetings  at  this  time  to 
make  sure  that  nothing  el: 
conflicts  with  member  attend- 
ance.    Non-members  will  be 
able    to     attend     informative 
seminars  such  as  "Pac-M, 
Power:    You    can    beat    it!" 
"How    to    watch    TV."    ai 
"Dorm  Deliverance:  The  Easy 
Way  Out." 

2:45-3:30:    Clean-Up 

Every  student  will  be 
responsible  for  cleaning 
his/her  own  dorm  room.  This 
is  required.    No  maids  will  be 


allowed.  However,  the  sooner 
s  accomplished,  the 
students  are  allowed  to 
go  to  town. 

According  to  SC  admini- 
strators. The  Friday  Plan  is 
kvorking  quite  well  at  Southern 
College.  Although  teachers 
still  plan  lessons  four 
days  per  week,  no  plans  are 
needed  for  Fridays,  and  no 
plans  ever  have  to  be 
changed.  One  veteran  pro- 
fessor commented,  "Nobody 
It  to  class  on  Fridays 
anyway.  Why  not  blow  the 
hole  day?" 

"Students  at  SCSDA  should 
prove  to  be  learning  just  as 
i  in  the  past,  because 
there  will  be  no  interruptions 
to  instruction.  In  addition, 
attendance  should  improve  on 
Fridays.  One  student  stated, 
"Fridays  aren't  so  dull  any- 
more. Besideds,  I  can  get  all 
my  worship  credits  for  the 
week  on  that  one  day!" 


The  Friday  Plan  can  be 
ipted   to   fit   the    needs    of 

almost  any  school  that  has  an 

interruption  problem,  accord- 
ig  to  school  officials.  In  order 
)  find  out  more  information, 

send  your  name,  address,  and 

(S5.00  to: 

The  Friday  Plan 

c/o    Southern  Cynic 

Collegedale.  TN   37315 


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Southernmfyiccent 


Volume  39,  Number  2 


Southern  College,      Collegedale,  Tennessee 


September  15,  1983 


Teacher  Wins  $2,000  Reward 


Dr.  Duane  Houck,  a  Natural 

Science  teacher  at  Southern 

College,  and  Loren 

Rieseberg,  a  former  student 

I  have  recently  had  an  article 

published  in   the   American 

Journal  of  Botany. 

The  article  was  based  on 

e  research  they  had  been 

I  doing  in  their  free  time  on 

I  Salisb,     a     plant     otherwise 

I  known        as        the        "life 

]  plant."    The  Salisb's  leaves 

I  have  notches  along  the  edge 

1    these    notches    are 

I  embryo  buds.    When  the  leaf 

i  broken  off  from  the  stock, 

the  buds  will  sprout  another 

plant.      "When    I    saw   this 

j|iappening     in     our     green- 

,  I  became  curious  as  to 


why.  So  I  decided  to  fmd 
out,"  comments  Dr.  Houck. 
Dr.  Houck  and  Rieseberg 
cut  the  edges  off  of  some 
leaves  and  placed  them  in 
petri  dishes  containing  var- 
ing  amounts  of  cytokinin, 
auxin,  an  acid,  then  a  lAA 
oxidase  was  added.  They 
found  that  the  cytokinin 
stimulated  the  growth  of  the 
buds  while  auxin  inhibited 
their  growth.  They  also 
found  that  the  lAA  oxidase 
broke  down  the  auxin  allow- 
ing the  cytokinin  to  stimulate 
the  bud  growth. 

"This  research  has  just 
raised  my  questions,"  says 
Dr.  Houck.  "Our  next  step  is 
to  see  if  these  chemicals  are 


in  the  Salisb  and  how  they 
are  released."  Dr.  Houck 
has  been  awarded  two 
thousand  dollars  from  the 
Research  Corporation  to  con- 
tinue this  research. 

Dr.  Houck  explains  the 
importance  of  his  research. 
"This  is  just  opening  the 
door  on  the  potential  we  have 
here.  Oats  form  buds  the 
same  way  as  the  Salisb  and  if 
it  can  be  discovered  how  this 
is  done  in  the  plant,  the 
results  would  be  wonderful." 
Bio  Science  magazine  will 
be  printing  an  expanded 
abstract  for  the 
person    in    their    Nove 


Or.  Houck  Inspects 


[Engineers  Discover 
Energy  Problem 


The  Energy  Conservation 
Project  being  instituted  at  SC 
ne  main  goal--to  cut 
■energy  usage  by  25%  -  30% 
■overall.  If  this  can  be 
■achieved,  operating  costs  for 
^e  college  would  be  less. 

ntually  reducing  cost  of 
puition. 

_  Last  spring  engineers  (from 
■Campbell-n-Associates,  Inc.) 
■went  over  each  building  to 
■determine  what  could  be 
■done  to  save  energy.  Two 
■areas  which  were  sited  as 
■contributing  to  the  problem 
Ijyere:  uninsulated  steam 
■lines  was  one  area  which  was 
■sited  as  a  problem.  Also, 
■light  switches  being  left  on 
Iwas  a  contributing  factor. 
J  This  project  is  an  attempt  to 
■.effectively  manage  usage  of 
fcnergy.  The  rate  at  which 
The  gas  and  electricty  is  used 
Pn  campus  is  a  series  of 
peaks  and  valleys.  The  cost 
"i  based  on  the  highest  peak. 
To  raise  money  for  the 
,  -""gy  Management 

pystem,  the  college  applied 
I  to  the  Department  of  Energy 
I  for  a  Matching  Grant.  Two 
I  weeks  ago  SC  was  notified 


that  the  $176,000  grant  had 
be  awarded  to  them.  Over  a 
3-year  period  the  college  will 
match  that  amount  by  a 
payback  system.  This  simply 
means  that  the  money  saved 
over  the  first  three  years  will 
be  used  to  pay  for  part  of 
what  the  system  costs. 

A  Computer  Control  System 
which  regulates  usage  is  the 
main  feature  of  the  project. 
Residence  halls  will  not  be 
linked  with  this  system  be- 
cause the  Individual  rooms 
are  to  difficult  to  control. 
Also,  steam  lines  and  build- 
ings will  be  insulated. 

Students  will  not  be  paying 
for  the  project  thru  tuition. 
In  fact,  after  the  3-year 
payback  period  tuition 
should  be  somewhat  less. 

Over  the  last  two  months, 
Campbell-n-Associates,  Inc. 
has  been  drawing  up  a 
contract  detailing  the 
colleges"  specific  needs. 
Bids  will  open  on  September 
30th  and  the  installation  of 
the  system  will  begin  in 
November  or  December  of 
this  year. 


Fair  Ladies  Take  Advantage 
of  Reverse  Week-End    -/Bob wan 


This  weekend,  September 
9-11,  is  Reverse  Weekend. 
During  this  time,  the  girls 
will  be  asking  the  guys  out. 
To  make  things  more  inter- 
esting, and  to  get  more 
people  involved,  the  Student 
Association  will  be  sponsor- 
ing two  events  for  the  week- 
end. The  first  will  be  the 
S.A.  Benefit,  which  is  to  be 
held  at  8:45  Saturday  night. 
September  10.  in  the  P.E. 
Center. 

Entertainment  for  the 
benefit  will  be  the  hit  comedy 
film,  "My  Fair  Lady",  star- 
ring Doris  Day.  The  Student 
Association  will  also  be  serv- 
ing    refreshments     ranging 


from  pop  corn  to  cotton 
candy.  At  only  S2.00  a 
person,  it  promises  to  be  an 
inexpensive,  enjoyable  even- 
ing, says  Peggy  Branden- 
burg, S.A.  Social  Activities 
Director. 

On  Sunday,  September  II, 
there  will  be  an  S.A. -spon- 
sored trip  to  Six  Flags  near 
Atlanta,  Whether  you  plan 
to  climb  to  the  sky  on  the 
"Scream  Machine",  or 
plunge  10  stories  in  weight- 
lessness on  "Free  Fall",  or 
just  play  games,  there  will  be 
something  for  everyone  at 
this  famous  amusement 
park. 


The  cost  will  be  $10.00  per 
ticket.  A  bus  will  provide 
transportation  and  will 
depart  from  Wright  Hall  at 
8:00  a.m.  and  should  return 
by     11:00     p.m.  Trans- 

portation cost  will  be  $4.00 
per  person.  If  you  plan  on 
riding  the  bus.  tickets  will  be 
distributed  Sunday  morning. 
If  you  decide  ■  to  provide 
your  own  transportation,  you 
should  pay  for  and  pick  up 
your  tickets  between  11:00- 
12:00  Friday  morning  in  the 
Student  Association  office.  If 
you're  interested  in  going, 
there  is  a  sign-up  sheet  in  the 
Student  Center.  Deadline  is 
Thursday  noon. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  15,  1983 


Cdiiorial 


One  of  my  favorite  things  is  to  hear  my  father  sing. 
Especially  when  he  sings  the  91st  Psalm.    You  know  the 
one.   It  starts  out.  "He  that  dwelleth  in  the  secret  place  of 
the    most    High    shall    abide    under    the    shadow    of   the 
Almighty." 

I've  always  wondered  what  that  secret  place  would  be  like. 
Would  it  have  couches  and  comfortable  chairs?  How  about 
soft  rungs  and  fluffy  throw  pillows?  Or  would  it  be  loud  and 
crazy  like  a  party?  How  about  a  game  room  with  all  the  Ms. 
Pack  Man  and  Burgertime  1  coul  imagine?  Would  all  my 
friends  be  there,  or  would  it  be  a  place  for  me  alone? 

]  think  it  is  probably  just  about  anywhere  I  make  it  as  long 
as  it  is  with  the  Lord,  After  all,  "He  is  my  refuge  and  my 
fortress:    my  God;  in  Him  will  I  trust." 

Trusting  God  is  not  always  easy,  bu  like  the  Living  Bible 
says,  "For  He  rescues  you  from  every  trap,  and  protects 
you  from  the  fatal  plague."  That's  what  I  need!  Someone 
to  rescue  me  from  every  trap.  Some  who  can  go  with  me  to 
that  secret  place  and  soothe  my  wearied  mind  and  body. 
Someone  who  will  still  love  me  even  though  I  didn't  finish 
that  assignment. 

The  other  day  1  found  my  secret  place  again.  It  was  quiet 
in  my  dorm  room  and  I  was  lonely,  looking  for  something  to 
do  while  waiting  for  a  friend.  I  only  had  about  a  half  hour, 
so  I  really  didn't  wnat  to  study  and  then  quit  right  away. 
Then  I  saw  my  lesson  quarterly  and  suddenly  remembered 
that  it  had  been  a  while  since  I  had  opened  it.  As  I  took  it 
down  from  the  shelf,  I  silently  prayed  that  I  would  get 
something  meaningful  from  reading  it.  That's  when  I  found 
my  secret  place. 

I  found  another  one  up  here  in  the  office.  Typing  editorials 
is  a  great  start  toward  thinking  of  personal  beliefs  and 
values.  I  will  always  think  of  Psalm  91  when  I  am  having 
trouble  with  classes  or  the  old  typesetter.  And  I  will 
remember  verse  4,  "He  shall  cover  thee  with  His  feathers, 
and  under  his  wings  Shalt  thou  trust." 
Maybe  I'll  find  another  one  next  week.    Have  you  found 

one  lately?  Keep  looking.  There's  got  to  be  one  for  you  too. 

And  the  next  time  I  go  home,  maybe  I  can  get  Daddy  to 

sing  it  again.    It  always  inspired  mel 

-MM 


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Dear  Editor, 

Recently  a  fuse  has  been  set 
off  in  me  to  express  my 
opinion  on  some  of  the  rules 
that  we  have  here  at  South- 
ern College.  I  think  that  we 
all  realize  that  lines  have  to 
be  drawn  somewhere,  but  in 
seeing  where  they  are  drawn 
sometimes  makes  one  won- 
drawing  them, 
pies  are: 
it  we  put 
we  listen 
show  up  for 
f  we  have  to 


:  specific 
:  li\ 


alls,  what 


"worship,"  an 
e    alcohol 
working  in  a  family  restau- 

The  freedom  we  enjoy  at 
Southern  college  is  very 
limited,  We  all  have  much 
more  freedom  at  home  where 
we  enjoy  the  trust  of  our 
parents  instead  of  the 
scrutiny  of  certain  faculty 
members  who  have  that  very 
unfortunate  job  of  being  our 
"parents"  away  from  home. 
Part  of  the  problem  can  be 
attributed  to  the  fact  that 
some  of  us  just  don't  make 


wise  decisions  on  our  own 
and  have  to  be  helped  out. 
You  can  look  around  campus 
and  find  quite  a  few  who  it 
seems  just  never  learned  or 
were  never  taught  Christian 
values  at  home  and  have 
been  shipped  here  to  osmote 
good  habits  in  four  years  or 
less.  But,  on  the  other  hand 
there  are  quite  a  few  mature 
Christian  young  people  that 
do  have  and  practice 
Christian  values  and  living. 

As  I  see  it,  the  entire 
problem  revolves  around 
Christian  freedom.  "It  is  for 
freedom  that  Christ  has 
made  us  free."  Stand  firm, 
then,  and  do  not  let  your- 
selves be  burdened  again  by 
a  yoke  of  slavery"  (Gal.  5:1). 
If  Christians  are  freed  for 
freedom  then  why  is  it  that  I 
feel  so  unfree?  Christianity, 
friends,  is  not  a  slightly 
updated  version  of  Judaism 
and  we  are  free!  But, 
although  the  Christian  life  is 
free,  it  is  a  very  difficult 
freedom  to  exercise. 
Frankly,  what  makes  it  hard 
is     the     cautious      attitude 


GARFIELD "  by  Jim  Davis 


toward    freedom     held     by 
much  of  the  Christian  cc 
munity.     Many  believers 
have  found,   are   experts 
defining  what  freedom  is  not. 

Freedom  is  not  a  licen 
Freedom  is  not  giving  a  loose 
rein  to  the  flesh.  Freedom  i 
not  putting  a  stumbling  block 
in  your  brother's  way,  etc. 
And  of  course  these  state- 
ments are  true  but  they  re 
also  very  inadequate.  One 
could,  I  suppose,  describe 
yachting  as  that  process  by 
which  a  sailor  avoids  the 
rocks.  But  in  doing  so 
skill  with  the  sails,  the  thump 
of  the  hull,  the  exhilaration 
of  the  wind,  the  physics  of 
the  design  are  all  lost.  The 
joy  of  the  thing  is  killed  by  a 
fear  of  potential  shipwreck. 

Another  factor  that  makes  it 
difficult  for  freedom 
operate  among  Christians 
and  especially  Adventists  is 
the  contradiction  that  exists 
between  belief  and  practice 
with  reference  to  legalis 
Many  believers  emphatically 
reject  legalism  as  a  doctrine 
but    nevertheless    earnestly 

(continued  on  page  3) 


The  Southern  Accent  I 


September  15,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KefkcHon  Writing 


One  Sabbath  afternoon,  I 
was  at  home  sitting  in  the 
living  room,  bored.  My 
mother  suggested  that  I  go 
on  a  hike  in  the  woods.  The 
fresh  air  and  vigorous  activi- 
ty would  help  chase  my 
boredom  away.  Throwing  on 
a  sweater,  hiking  boots,  and 
^y  ski  jacket,  I  escaped  up 
the  nearest  hill.  While 
scrambling  over  bushes  and 


around  trees,  I  noticed  a 
rugged  old  log  rotting  out  in 
the  middle  of  the  trail  just 
ahead.  Tired  and  cold  I  sat 
down  on  the  log  for  a  brief 
rest.  From  there  I  could  look 
down  the  hill  and  see  many 
more  logs  like  mine  scattered 
between  the  trees.  After  a 
while,  the  log  became  very 
uncomfortable.  I  thought 
about  my  friends  and  people 


I  admired.  They  remind  me 
of  wood,  sanded  and  polish- 
ed to  perfection,  bringing 
people  pleasure  and  warmth, 
not  pain.  Another  long  stare 
down  the  hillside  brought  on 
a  realization  I'd  rather  not 
acknowledge.  Why  was  I 
such  an  old  rugged,  rotting 
log,  uneven  and  causing 
others   pain?      After   a   few 


minutes  of  gloomy  specula- 
tion, the  answer  hit  me. 

While  Jesus  was  here  on 
earth  He  was  a  carpenter. 
He  could  take  a  rough, 
uneven  piece  of  wood  and 
make  it  into  something  of 
beauty  and  value.  I  jumped 
up  oft  my  log  and  ran  all  the 
way  down  the  hill.  As  1 
neared  my  home  I  shouted 


inwardly,  "Thank  you,  God, 
for  the  promise  of  Your 
craftmanship".  As  I  reached 
the  bottom  of  the  hill,  I 
slowed  to  a  casual  walk, 
remembering  how  the  Car- 
penter met  His  death. 
Nailed  to  a  tree  that  He 
Himself  had  created  --  hang- 
ing there  for  hours  in  agony 
"  so  I  could  be  polished. 


Classifieds 


EDITOR'S  NOTE: 
We      are      sorry     foi 


unfortunate  mix-up  in  the 
Speak-Up  pictures  last  week. 
Our  sincere  apologies  to 
Terry  Shaw  and  Peggy 
Brandenburg. 


"Moorey"  Lang 

Thanks  for  the  letter.  I 
will  sit  down  and  write  you 
sometime.  This  campus 
just  isn't  the  same  without 
you.  Please  come  and  visit. 

ET  &  me  miss  you  very 
much.    I'll  be  right  here! 

Pee  Pee  Wee  Wee 


Gent, 

Good-luck,  sport!  (You'll 
need  it.)  Don't  forget  to  vote  for 

C.C.       Senators  on  September  19 
&  20  at  the  following  times: 


Those  of  you  who  are 
planning  to  run  in  the 
Signal  Mountain  Road  Race 
and  would  like  trans- 
portation, cars  are  leavingh 
at  6:30  a.m.  (Sharp!) 
behind  the  gym.  The 
I-mile  fun  run  begins  at 
7:30  a.m.  and  the  10k  starts 
at  8:00  a.m.  Race  date- 
September  18.  For  more 
information  call  Dr. 
Kamieneski  or  Dr.  Moon. 


A  great  big  THANKS  to  all 
of  you  who  helped  to  make 
my  birthday  an  extra 
special  one.    Love  ya'lll! 

Sherri 


The  Business  Club  has  a 
weekend  of  camping  at  Fall 
Creek  Falls  planned  for 
September  30  -  October  2. 
A  few  of  the  activities  will 
include  hiking,  rock  climb- 
ing, and  golf  on  Sunday. 
Food  and  transportation 
will  be  provided.  Remem- 
ber to  mark  this  date  on 
your  calendar,  and  watch 
for  further  announcements. 


8  -  12  Student  Center 
12  -  1:30    Cafe 
1:30  -  5    Student  Center 
6  -  6:30   Cafe 


support.  ^^ 

ATTENTIONI !  Yearbook 
pictures  will  be  taken 
October  2  and  3  of  all 
students  who  are  graduat- 
ing this  school  year.  This 
includes  December  and 
May  graduates.  Watch  for 
more  information  later. 
The  Southern  Memories 


Contemporary  satire 
artist.  Red  Grooms,  will  be 
featured  at  the  Hunter 
Museum  of  Art  through 
October  30.  Grooms  is 
originally  from  Nashville, 
Tennessee,  and  currently 
lives  in  New  York  where  he 
produces  works  in  films, 
prints,  paintings,  sculp- 
tures, etc.  His  works  have 
been  described  as  "pop" 
and  "cartoon-like"  and 
make  statements  about 
contemporary  American 
life.  Films  by  Red  Grooms 
will  be  shown  Saturday 
evening,  September  24,  at 
8:00  p.m.  free  to  the  public. 


(conllnued  from  page  2) 
expect  legalism  as  a  lifestyle 
from  others.  For  all  practical 
purposes  they  do  not  believe 
in  salvation  by  faith  in 
Christ's  finished  work  alone. 
Really,  test  them.  See  their 
generous  effort  made  at 
being  open-minded  when 
you  mention  that  you  have 
been  to  see  Ghandi,  or  that  a 
musical  beat  as  such  is  not 
condemned  anywhere  in 
Scripture,  or  that  your 
fiancee  wears  a  two-piece 
bathing  suit.  The  fact  is  that 
most  Christians  expect  other 
Christians  to  live  the  way 
they  want  them  to. 

Now,  before  someone 
concludes  that  I  have  sud- 
denly swerved  into  the  fast 
lane,  let  me  affirm  that  I 
accept  law  as  demand  with- 
out reservation.  Moreover,  1 
do  not  believe  that  Christian 
freedom  makes  the  heart  its 
own  norm.  It  is  the  law 
written  on  the  heart  and  not 
the  heart  itself  that  informs 
the  conscience.  Christians 
are  subject  to  law.  No  one 
can  read  the  story  of  Jesus 
without  seeing  His  reinter- 
pretation  of  the  command- 
ments and  His  demands  on 
his  kingdom  community  {Mt. 
5-7).  But  Christianity  is  not 
Judiasm  and  Christians  are 
free! 

A  free  Christian  society 
insists  that  persons  stand  or 
fall  before  God  alone.  Paul 
turned  the  ears  of  fighting 
parties  a  smooth  red  by  a 
rather  blunt  and  embar- 
rassing question.  "Who  are 
you  to  judge  someone  else's 
servant?"  he  asks.  Then  he 
adds,  "to  his  own  master  he 
stands  or  falls."  And  he  will 
stand,  for  the  Lord  will  make 


him  stand.  One  of  the 
easiest  ways  to  get  into 
trouble  with  others  is  to 
exercise  authority  where  it  is 
not  one's  right  to  do  so.  Try 
disciplining  your  neighbor's 
son,  or  write  a  check  on  a 
friend's  bank  account,  or 
assign  homework  to  a  class 
you  are  not  teaching  and  see 
what  happens.  According  to 
the  apostle,  that  is  precisely 
what  Christians  do  when 
they  pass  judgment  on  those 
with  different  standards  of 
conduct.  God  alone  is  their 
Master  and  therefore  He 
alone  has  the  right  to  pass 
judgment  on  them. 

A  free  Christian  society 
allows  each  person  to  make 
up  his  own  mind.  The  book 
of  Genesis  shows  us  that  God 
placed  such  an  incredible 
premium  on  the  freedom  of 
the  human  mind  that  He  was 
wilHng  to  risk  the  intro- 
duction of  sin  into  our  planet 
to  have  it.  He  would  rather 
risk  involving  the  Godhead  in 
Calvary  than  not  to  have  man 
free!  What  risks  are  we 
willing  to  take  at  Southern 
College  to  preserve  the 
intellectual  integrity  of 
others?  Are  we  willing  to 
allow  our  children  to  reject 
any  part  or  all  of  our  religious 
tradition?  Or  would  we 
rather  deprive  them  of  the 
right  to  choose?  Are  we 
willing  to  risk  the  kosher 
image  of  our  Christian 
college  by  permitting  the 
students  to  make  their  own 
decisions  with  regard  to  both 
their  beliefs  and  lifestyles? 
Exactly  how  free  would  the 
universe  be  if  you  were  God? 
A  free  Christian  community 
protects  its  weaker  members 


of 


from  the  freedon 
stronger  members.  "Do  not 
by  your  eating  destroy  your 
brother  for  whom  Christ 
died"  (Rom.  14:15).  It  is 
wrong  for  a  man  to  eat 
anything  that  causes  some- 
one else  to  stumble  (14:21). 
Paul  insists  that  freedom  is 
not  to  be  used  to  injure 
others,  it  must  always  be 
used  constructively  for  the 
edification  of  the  body  of 
Christ. 

Here  the  apostle  seems  to 
make  a  complete  turnabout. 
He  seems  to  take  away  with 
the  right  hand  the  freedom 
he  has  just  given  with  the 
left.  May  we  not  reasonably 
ask  how  any  believer  can  be 
truly  free  if  he  is  to  spend  his 
time  trying  not  to  offend  his 
conservative  brother?  Do  the 
standards  of  the  most  con- 
servative member  in  the 
community  govern  the 
behavior  of  the  rest?  Is 
freedom  simply  an  endless 
capitulation  to  the  whims  of 
the  fanatical  far  right? 

These  fears  evaporate 
immediately  when  we  under- 
stand exactly  whom  Paul 
regards  as  the  weaker 
brother.  The  apostle  does 
not  simply  equate  "weaker 
brother"  with  "conservative 
brother"  as  is  commonly 
done.  For  him  the  weak 
brother  is  someone  who  will 
be  destroyed,  who  will  stum- 
ble, who  will  fall  as  a  result 
of  an  insensitive  exercise  of 
freedom  (14:15,  19-21). 
Mere  conservatism  is  not  the 
issue  here.  What  is  at  stake 
is  leading  a  weak  brother  to 
do  what  his  conscience  does 
not  allow  him  to  do,  and  thus 
into  sin.  What  is  at  stake  is 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  15.  1983 


RENOV 


Ducking  under  the  canvas 
canopy  and  slipping  through 
the  door  into  the  newly 
remodeled  Campus  Kitchen, 
the  first  thing  a  person 
notices  is  space.  Empty 
space,  and  in  great  abun- 
dance. While  the  building  is 
far  from  empty,  there  is  no 
more  tripping  over  tables 
and  crawling  over  other  peo- 
ple's laps  to  get  to  the 
serving  line.  Though  only 
about  half  the  C.K.'s  former 
size  has  been  added,  the 
entire  layout  has  changed, 
and  now  includes  several 
comfortable  boothes  and  a 
counter  ,  which ,  promises 
campus  Food  Director  Earl 
Evans,  should  have  bar 
stools  soon,  along  with  a 
shipment  of  chairs  for  the 
regular  tables  and  more 
benches  for  the  outside  area. 
The  decor  of  the  C.K.  has 
also  been  redone.  The 
almost  dreary  blues  and 
greens  were  replaced  by 
bolder  reds  and  browns. 
Bright,  colorful  pictures  a- 
dorn  one  wall  while  mirrored 
tiles  showcase  another.  E- 
ven  a  new  lighted  sign  has 
been  ordered  for  the  outside. 


September  IS,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


rioNs 


But  looks  are  not  the  only 
change  in  the  Campus  Kitch- 
en. The  entire  menu  has 
been  overhauled,  and  several 
slower  moving  items  were 
deleted,  according  to  Mr. 
Evans,  as  were  the  hot 
vegetable  plates  formerly 
served  at  lunch  time.  To  take 
their  place,  other  items  have 
been  added,  including  a  sa- 

category  called  the  specialty 
sandwich,  which  will  feature 
various  types  of  sandwiches 
on  a  weekly  or  monthly  basis. 
Overall,  what  Mr.  Evans  is 
trying  to  accomplish  is  better 
food  and  better  service  for 
the  students.  "Many  people 
have  complained  that  the 
food  is  too  greasy,"  he 
explained.  "Well,  we're 
working  on  that."  Indeed, 
with  the  purchase  of  a  second 
microwave  and  the  installa- 
tion of  timing  devices  on  the 
deep  fryers,  many  foods 
formally  known  for  their 
greasiness  have  been  turned 
out  all  but  grease-free. 
"Some  foods  will  always 
have  to  be  cooked  on  the  grill 
or  on  the  deep  fryer,"  says 
Mr.  Evans.  "But  the  micro- 
wave can  cook  up  a  grease- 


less  Sizzleburger  in  ten  se- 

Also  in  the  works  is  a  new 
system  of  ordering,  in  which 
the  customer  will  simply  fill 
out  a  menu/order  form  and 
present  it  to  the  cashier. 
Numbers  will  then  be  called 
over  a  P. A.  system  and  the 
customer  can  pick  up  his 
meal. 

Looking  at  the  menu,  a 
person  unfortunately  notices 
the  higher  prices.  The 
natural  assumption  is  that 
the  price  change  is  to  pay  for 
the  remodelling,  but  Mr. 
Evans  insists  that  this  is  not 
the  case.  "If  you'll  look 
back,  you'll  see  we  haven't 
raised  prices  in  over  a  year." 
The  price  changes,  he  went 
on  to  explain,  were  the 
result  of  rising  food  costs. 

But  even  with  the  slightly 
higher  prices,  the  Campus 
Kitchen  is  still  a  pleasant 
place  to  meet  with  friends  for 

more  so  now  with  the  new 
interior.  And  with  the  other 
new  developments  on  the 
way,  the  C.K.  is  rapidly 
reaching  the  standard  of  it's 
motto,  "America's  #1  Vege- 
tarian Snack  Shop." 


New  Fine  Arts  Building 


Located  on  the  north  end  of 
the  campus,  the  Fine  Arts 
Complex  is  the  newest  addi- 
tion to  Southern  College. 
The  Complex  includes  two 
buildings:  The  J.  Mabel 
Wood  Hall,  and  the  Humani- 
ties and  Business  Center. 

Construction  of  J.  Mabel 
Wood  Hall  was  begun  in  the 
fall  of  1979,  and  was  com- 
pleted two  years  later.  The 
building  houses  the  Music 
Department,  and  includes 
offices,  a  concert  hall,  and 
acoustically-engineered 
practice  room  for  choral, 
orchestral,  and  band  groups. 


as  well  as  numerous  small 
rooms  for  individual  practice, 
whether  it  be  vocal  or  key- 
board. 

Construction  of  the  Human- 
ities and  Business  Center 
began  in  the  fall  of  1981.  and 
is  scheduled  to  be  completed 
next  summer.  The  Center 
will  provide  space  for  the 
English,  History,  Communi- 
cation, Modern  Languages, 
Art,  and  Business  &  Office 
Administration  Depart- 

ments as  well  as  housing  the 
new  facilities  for  the  radio 
station.  WSMC.  At  this 
point,  there  are  no  plans  to 


expand  any  of  these  depart- 
ments beyond  these  accomo- 
dations through  the  addition 
of  either  new  faculty  or 
course  offerings.  The  Center 
(as  it  is  presently  referred  to) 
will  be  given  a  name  after 
construction  is  completed; 
however,  no  decision  has 
been  made  at  this  time  as  to 
what  the  choices  for  that 
name  will  be. 

The  total  cost  for  the  Fine 
Arts  Complex  is  $3.8  million, 
and  was  raised  by  Southern 
College  through  a  program 
entitled  "Project  80  Capital 
Campaign".    This  fund-rais- 


ing drive  involved  the  solici- 
tation of  corporations,  organ- 
izations, and  individual  con- 
tributors. 

The  Humanities  and  Busi- 
ness Departments  will  be 
benefited  by  the  improved 
facilities,  and  the  more  effi- 
cient system  of  heating  and 
cooling.  In  addition,  the 
Center  will  pull  related  disci- 
plines together,  which  will 
contribute  to  the  consolida- 
tion and  coherence  of  the 
divisions. 


Ki  POOKV,  I  HAVE  TO  5TART    '\ 
(    WEANING- MVSELf   FROM   ^ 


^^5UTHERN  ACCENT/September  IS,  1983 


Time  Out 


Cantrell's  "Parade  of 
Pitchers"  issued  16  walks  in 
dropping  Sunday's  game 
23  ■  7  to  Sentelle.  Four 
different  pitchers  gave  up 
seven  walks  in  a  13-run  fifth 
inning  for  the  victors.  Fred 
Roscher  led  his  team  with 
four  runs  batted  in.  including 
three  on  a  MX  shot  in  to  the 
trees  in  the  first.  Rob  Lonto 
had  four  hits,  scored  four 
runs,  and  had  three  runs 
batted  in.  Stan  Hobbs 
played  exceptionally,  reach-, 
ing  base  five  times  and 
showing  great  hustle  on  the 
base  paths.  Reg  Rice  and 
Mark  Marbleton  each  had 
two  hits  and  two  runs  scored 
for  Cantrell. 


Ted  Chase  had  five  RBI's 
with  a  three-run  homer  and  a 
two-run  look-a-like  to  sail 
Newmyer  over  Royce  Earp's 
team  12  -  8.  Mike  Krall. 
showing  a  sweet  stroke,  had 
two  triples  and  scored  a  run. 
Rod  Hartle.  Stafford  Barzey. 
and  Mike  McClung  each  had 
three  hits.  Earp  had  three 
hits  and  two  RBI's  while 
Greg  Culpepper  added  two 
hits  including  a  three-run 
homer  in  the  seventh  off 
McClung  to  narrow  the  gap 
and  end  the  scoring. 

Earp  didn't  get  much 
sympathy  from  fiesty  Terry 
Shaw's  team.  Shaw  pitched 
a  shut-out  against  Earp's 
re-vamped  line-up  for  Earp's 


second  game  of  the  evening. 
Earp  had  only  nine  base- 
runners  throughout  the 
whole  game.  They  might 
have  had  10  if  it  weren't  for 
John  Grys'  defensive  play  of 
a  Steve  Schmidt  high- 
hopper.  Grys  led  Shaw  with 
four  runs  batted  in.  He  also 
slashed  three  hits.  Mike 
Clements  added  three  hits  of 
his  own  and  scored  two  runs 
in  the  8  -  0  victory. 

In  slow-pitch  games  of 
September  6,  Newmyer 
rolled  over  Ebaugh.  Cantrell 
edged  Greve.  Miranda  came 
from  behind  to  eventually 
crush  Sentelle,  despite  four 
homers  by  Roscher.  and 
Shaw  bested  Martin. 
(Stats  on  page  7) 


The  1983  Major  League 
Baseball  season  is  winding 
down,  and  it  appears  that 
three  of  the  four  divisions 
could  be  decided  in  the  last 
week  of  the  campaign.  The 
American  League's  Chicago 
White  Sox  have  already 
wrapped  up  their  division 
title  with  three  weeks  to  play. 

At  press  time,  the  Sox  had 
opened  a  16'/j  game  lead 
over  the  Kansas  City  Royals, 
and  were  preparing  for  their 
first  post-season  series  since 
their  1959  World  Series 
appearance. 

Who  would  have  believed 

the  South-Siders  would  be  in 

the  pennant  race  after  their 

\    horrendous      start?      (They 

"    were    nine    games    behind 

Texas     and     in     the     West 

division's  cellar  in  May.) 

Today,  the  White  Sox  are 


the  hottest  team  in  baseball, 
and  anxiously  await  the  re- 
sults of  the  East  division 
pennant  race. 

One  has  to  marvel  at  the  job 
Joe  Altobelli  has  done  with 
the  Baltimore  Orioles.  The 
Birds  have  won  despite  key 
injuries  to  hurlers  Jim 
Palmer  and  Mike  Flanagan, 
and  enjoy  a  five-game  lead 
over  the  Detroit  Tigers. 
Although  the  Orioles  have 
been  playing  well,  you  can't 
ignore  the  Tigers,  for  Detroit 
has  seven  games  with  Balti- 
more, and  will  play  13  of  its 
19  remaining  games  at 
home.  The  American  League 
East  just  might  be  decided 
on  the  last  day  of  the  season. 

Whether  you're  an  Atlanta 
Braves  or  a  Los  Angeles 
Dodgers  fan.  you've  gotta 
love  the  National   League's 


West  division.  After  a  slow 
start,  the  Dodgers  have 
emerged  as  the  front- 
runners,  enjoying  a  three- 
game  lead  over  the  Braves. 
However,  when  you  examine 
the  two  clubs'  remaining 
schedules,  the  edge  has  to 
shift  to  the  Braves  in  this 
respect,  as  the  Dodgers  will 
play  13  of  their  remaining  19 
games  on  the  road,  four  of 
which  are  with  Atlanta.    The 


Braves,  in  comparison,  will 
play  11  games  at  home,  and 
eight  on  the  road. 

The  Houston  Astros,  though 
not  mathematicaly  out  of  the 
race,  could  realistically 
tighten  things,  as  they  face 
the  Dodgers  six  more  times. 
If  the  Atlanta  Braves  are 
going  to  win  the  West 
division  crown,  they  will 
need  some  help  from 
Houston. 

The  National  League  East 
division  is  a  "blanket  toss"-- 
Montreal.  Philadelphia, 

Pittsburgh,  and  St.  Louis 
were  separated  by  only  a 
game  and  a  half,  setting  the 
stage  for  one  of  the  most 
exciting  finishes  ever. 

The  Phillies  have  the  edge 
when  you  compare  the 
schedules,  as  they  will  play 
14  of  their  remaining  21 
games  at  home.  But  don't 
count  anyone  out  of  it,  'cause 
this  division  may  not  be 
decided  until  October  2  .  .  . 
and  then  it  may  take  a 
playoff! 


THIS       WEEK  S       TRIVIA 
QUESTION  .  .  - 

There  are  only  three  Major 
League  baseball  players  who 
have  never  played  in  the 
minors.  Two  of  those  players 
have  retired  and  were 
inducted  in  to  the  Baseball 
Hall  of  Fame.  The  other 
mystery  player  is  a  member 
of  the  National  League  team. 
Can  you  name  the  three 
players??? 

Answers  to  last  week's  trivia 
questions: 

C.  Jim  "Catfish"  Hunter 

J.    Ty  "The  Georgia  Peach" 

Cobb 
G.       Dick    "The    Monster" 

Radatz 
H.   Rich  "Goose"  Gossage 

A.  Ken  "Hawk"  Harrelson 

B.  Ernie  "Mr.  Cub"  Banks 

E.  Aurelio  "Senor  Smoke" 
Lopez 

D.  Mark     "The     Bird" 
Fidrych 

I.     Lou   "The  Iron  Horse" 
Gehrig 

F.  Phil    "The    Vulture" 


September  IS,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Memories  Staff  Start  Their  Year 


The  Southern  Memories  staff 
has  been  working  hard  to  get 
as  much  of  the  annual  done 
as  possible.  Under  the 
direction  and  supervision  of 
Malinda  McKee,  editor,  and 
Carla  Kamieneski,  sponsor, 
the  yearbook  appears  to  be 
off  to  a  great  start. 

There  is  currently  only  one 
freshman  on  Malinda's  staff. 

Staci  Henderson  is  from 
Wisconsin  Academy  and  is 
working  as  the  Layout  De- 
signer for  the  annual.  She 
enjoys  several  hobbies  and 
would  like  to  write  a  book 
someday. 

Stafford  Barzey,  Moni 
Gennick,  and  Claudia 
Knaute  are  all  sophomores  at 
SC  this  fall  and  will  be  main 
contributors  to  the  staff  this 
year.  Stafford  is  working  as 
a  Photographer  this  year. 
His  main  interests  are  in  the 


area  of  photography  and 
computer  science. 

Moni  is  a  Communications 
major.  She  is  interested  in 
repelling  and  the  Green  Bay 
Packers.  Her  position  on  the 
annual  this  year  is  as  Literary 
Assistant,  and  she  likes 
meeting  people  and  forming 
new  friendships. 

Claudia  is  from  Fayetteville, 
Georgia  and  will  be  Malin- 
da's secretary  this  year.  She 
is  interested  in  sports  and 
travelling  and  is  an  Office 
Administration  major  who 
will  graduate  with  a  two-year 
degree  in  May. 

Bridget  Knox.  Layout 
Editor,  is  from  Goose  Creek, 
South  Carolina.  She  is  a 
junior  and  is  looking  forward 
to  finishing  school  and  get- 
ting a  job.  She  enjoys  art  and 
sports,  and  has  much  year- 
book experience. 


Another  junior  is  John 
Brownlow,  an  Accounting 
major  from  Orlando,  Florida. 
He  enjoys  several  sports  and 
special  friends,  and  will  be 
the  Southern  Memories' 
Business     Manager.  He 

hopes  to  get  into  real  estate 
someday. 

Literary  Editor  this  year  will 
be  Melanie  Suggs.  A  double 
major,  Journalism  and  Art, 
Melanie  wants  to  go  into 
advertising  and  have  her  own 
ad  agency  in  the  future.  She 
enjoys  all  kinds  of  artwork 
and  would  like  to  learn  to 
skydive  someday. 

Alice  Roszyk  is  another 
junior  on  Malinda's  staff. 
Alice  is  a  Biology  major  and 
is  interested  in  snow  sports 
and  reading.  She  will  be 
helping  Melanie  and  will  be 
the  Assistant  Literary  Editor. 


She  intends  to  go  into 
medicine  and  came  to  SC 
from  Union  Springs  Acad- 
emy. 

Malinda  McKee,  senior,  is 
the  Editor  for  the  1983-1984 
Southern  Memories.  Malin- 
da is  from  Collegedale  Acad- 
emy and  has  much  past 
experience  with  yearbooks. 
She  enjoys  water  sports, 
travelling,  and  photography. 
She  would  like  to  become  a 
successful  teacher  (her  major 
is  biology(  and  is  interested 
in  skydiving  and  being  with 
people. 

Another  photographer  on 
the  staff  is  Ron  Barrow. 
Ronnie  graduated  last  May 
but  lives  nearby  and  likes  to 
take  pictures.  He  enjoys 
most  sports  and  is  interested 
in  four-wheeling  and  bird- 
/atching.    He  would  like  to 


teach  P.E.  for  the  denomina- 
tion and  is  from  Collegedale 
Academy. 

Dr.  Carla  Kamieneski  is  the 
sponsor  for  the  annual  this 
year.  Though  she  is  a 
Physical  Education  teacher, 
she  was  a  layout  editor  while 
in  academy  in  California. 
She  is  interested  in,  of 
course,  sports,  and  new  chal- 
lenges. She  enjoys  photo- 
graphy, designing,  and 
building  motorcycles.  She 
also  enjoys  working  with 
students  and  accomplishing 


Malinda  and  her  staff  will 
be  putting  in  many  more  long 
hours  of  work  to  get  the 
yearbook  done  in  time. 
However,  Malinda  would  not 
reveal  any  details  concerning 
the  cover  or  theme  of  the 
book  at  press  time. 


Sports  Stats 

"A  League"  Fastpitch 


Slow  Pitch  "East" 


W 

f. 

PCT 

Aguilera 

3 

n 

1.000 

Stone 

7 

I 

.666 

Faculty 

1 

1 

.500 

Durby 

1 

2 

.333 

Culpepper 

0 

3 

.000 

Newmyer 

Martin 

Ebaugh 


W 

L 

PCT 

Easley 

1 

0 

1.000 

Torry 

2 

0 

1.000 

Laurencell 

2 

0 

1.000 

Salisbury 

0 

1 

.000 

Knox 

I) 

1 

.000 

Gudmestad 

0 

1 

.000 

Glass 

0 

2 

.000 

"B  League"  Fastpitch 


Haw  ley 
Miller 
Barzey 


Slow 

Pitch  ' 

West" 

W 

L 

PCT 

Faculty 

2 

0 

1.000 

Miranda 

1 

0 

1.000 

Cantrell 

1 

1 

.500 

Sentelle 

1 

2 

.333 

Greve 

0 

2 

.000 

(continued  irom  page  3) 
giving  such  offense  to  a 
member  that  he  will  leave 
Christ.  The  description  of 
the  weaker  brother  in 
Romans  14  simply  does  not 
fit  the  average  conservative- 
thinking  person  who  stands 
for  principles  though  the 
heavens  fall.  Thus  when 
Peter  pleased  the  brethren 
from  Jerusalem  by  refusing 
to  eat  with  the  Gentiles,  Paul 
publicly  took  him  on.      His 


conservatism  had  betrayed 
the  equality  of  all  believers  in 
the  Kingdom  of  God. 

You  cannot  study  Paul 
without  being  overwhelmed 
by  his  amazing  flexibility. 
He  makes  no  god  of  con- 
sistency of  action.  Some- 
times he  would  be  strict  and 
sometimes  not.  He  makes  no 
god  of  freedom.  This  is  seen 
by  his  submission  to  Jewish 
purification  rites  at  the  time 


of  his  capture.  Paul 
exchanged  a 
a  freedom  neurosis.  What 
mattered  the  most  to  him 
was  bringing  others  under 
the  reign  of  a  loving  Savior. 
The  magnificent  challenge  of 
Christ,  "Seek  ye  first  the 
Kingdom  of  God  and  His 
righteousness,"  possessed 
Paul.  Here  was  his  top 
priority.  And  because  he  did 
there  was  added  to  him  the 


freedom  we  all  long  for. 

The  point  of  this  letter  is  to 
shed  some  light  on  the 
freedom  that  is  ours,  as 
young  people  and  as  adults. 
This  freedom  not  only  be- 
longs to  us  but  it  belongs  to 
our  brother  and  this  is  some- 
times harder  to  accept 
as  in  "parental 

faculty"  to  student  relation- 
ships. Let  us  vow  to  be  more 
loving"  and  less  suspicious  of 
each   other.      We    are    free 


because  God  alone  is  our 
judge,  not  our  dean  or  our 
friends.  We  are  free  because 
God  has  given  us  the  right  to 
think  for  ourselves.  We  are 
free  because  we  serve  Christ 
who  makes  men  free.  Let  us 
stand  fast  in  that  great 
liberty  arid  live  by  principles 
not  rules. 


Sincerely, 
Mark  Newmyer 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  15.  1983 


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Southern  College,  Collegedale.  Tennessee 


September  22.  1983 


Tetz  Speaks  To  SC  Students 


3y  Mike  Battlstone 
In  the  last  few  years,  there 


Tiber  of  Compu 
jors  at  Souther 
wever.  this  figu 


pel 


;r  Science 
College, 
e  is  level- 
alysts  feel  that 
Mnain  constant  in  the 
ture.  Nevertheless, 
id  more  students  at 
n  are  bringing  micro- 
srs  to  school  to  use  in 
oms.  These,  mostly 
tridents  are  finding 
puter  is 
for  Computer  Sci- 
ors.  but  that  know- 


i-fen 


.  but  rather  du 


by  Jerry  Kovalsl 
"Becoming 
lives",  has  been  the  main 
theme  for  the  Week  of  Spirit- 
ual Emphasis  this  semester. 

Ray  Tetz.  the  speaker, 
believes  that  God  is  continu- 
ally working  in  our  lives, 
helping  us  through  all  our 
troubles.  The  problem  is 
that  we  are  looking  for  God's 
"writing  in  the  sky"  for 
solutions  to  the  problems. 
Tetz  says  that  we  should 
become  more  creative  in  our 


Computers  Become 
Popular  In  Talge 


to     "talk" 


1  with 


computer  can  help  th' 
many  of  their  other  classes. 

As  a  service  to  students  at 
SC,  the  Department  of  Com- 
puter Services  is  providing 
free  hook-up  ports  to  any 
student  who  will  bring  an 
appn 


nput. 


sug- 


effective  model. 


particularly    thi 


3-TV" 


■ule  for 


puter 


■  impossible 
uld    be 


good    idea 


check  with  Computer  Se 
ices  before  buying  one  to  l 
here.  The  ports  will  makt 
possible   for   the   student 


looking  for  God's  help.  God 
doesn't  always  do  things  the 
way  we  think  it  should  be 
done  and  we  should  be  ready 
to  accept  His  way  when  it 
comes.  We  do  this  through 
prayer. 

"It  is  like  when  you  lose 
your  key  in  your  room",  Tetz 
explains.  "You  look  and  look 
for  it,  but  you  won't  find  it 
until  you  move  your  mess, 
and  once  this  is  done  your 
key  will  be  clearly  visible. 


This  is  what  prayer  does.  It 
removes  the  mess  and  lets 
you  see  God's  will." 

Ray  Tetz.  along  with  his 
other  duties,  is  the  editor  for 
Top  Drawer,  a  magazine  for 
the  ministers  in  the  South 
Eastern  California  Confer- 
ence. He  has  had  a  book  of 
songs  published  and  enjoys 
acting.  Also,  he  has  just 
finished  designing  a  poster 
for  Addidas,  which  will  star 
Mr.  T. 


department  is  out  of  stock, 
and  students  wishing  to  buy 
a  monitor  should  contact 
Computer  Services  to  let 
them  know  that  there  is  still  a 
need  for  r 
The  mai 


communicate  with  the  main 
computer  without  leaving  his 
room.  This  is  quite  a 
bargain,  when  one  considers 
that  each  port  costs  between 
$100-200.  Presently,  this 
offer  is  open  only  to  Talge 
Hall  residents.  This  is  not 
because   the   Department 


■ed  of  access  to  the 
jmputer  i 


plan  w 


addit 


thi; 


nefit  of  having 


can  use  it  when  you  want  to. 
without  having  to  leave  your 
room.  You  will  not  have  to 
wait  in  lines  at  the  computer 
lab  the  night  before  an  as- 
signment is  due,  and  you  will 


reduce  traffic  in  the  comput- 
er lab.  so  even  students  who 
cannot  afford  to  purchase 
their  own  computer  will  ben- 
efit by  finding  that  it  is  easier 
for  them  to  use  the  lab. 

Will  the  day  come  when 
there  will  be  a  computer 
terminal  in  every  dorm  room 
at  Southern  College?  "I 
don ' t  think  so, ' '  says  Mr. 
Beckett.    "To  follow  such  a 


DUld  increase  the  stud- 
uilion  by  SlOO-150  per 
Not  everyone  in  col- 
/ould  be  using  it  e- 
to  justify  the  cost,  and 
ak'  usage  times,  the 
:sponse  would  be  that 


the 


bus 


ead, 


I  let 


In- 
:sted 

students  use  the  money  to 
develop  their  own  facilities, 
while  keeping  the  cost  of  a 
college  education  lower  for 
others." 


to  the  lack  of  interest 
program  in  Thatcher  Hall. 
John  Beckett,  Director  of 
Computer  Services,  says  that 
he  will  make  the  same  facili- 
ties available  in  Thatcher 
Hall,  even  if  there  are  only 
three  women  interested  in 
the  program. 

Because  of  this  computer 
infiux  into  the  dorm,  there 
has  been  a  recent  change  in 
the  interpretation  of  policy 
involving  the  use  of  TV 
monitor  screens  for  the  com- 
puters. Now,  the  deans  have 
ceased  to  grant  exceptions  1 


Computer 

^. ie  a  number 

of  video  screens  available  to 
students  who  may  choose 
either  to  purchase  them  for  a 
cost  of  under  $100,  or  pay 
$10  per  month  on  a  rent  to 
own   basis.      Currently,   the 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  22,  1983 


Editorial 


s  worked  long  and  hard  to  get  where  we 
e  is  our  pay? 

working  those  hard 


d  Jun 

privileges  to  look  forward 
■  heavy  load  and  make  our 


Well  Seniors, 
are  today,  but  where  is  our  pay? 

Wouldn't  it  have  been  nice,  if  whil 
days  and  nights  of  our  Freshman.  Sophi 
years,  we  would  have  had 
10.  Privileges  that  would  ei 
last  year  truely  the  best. 

Perhaps  the  administration  could  assign  parking  places. 
This  would  help  the  girls  in  the  Annex  who  already  have  the 
privilege  of  coming  in  at  11:00  p.m.  Many  times  the  places 
are  already  filled  and  one  uses  all  the  extra  time  walking 
from  the  Thatcher  parking  lot  to  the  Annex. 

Also,  reducing  the  worship  attendance  for  Seniors  would 
help.  Seniors  have  many  deadlines  to  meet.  The  main  one 
being  graduation.  This  makes  for  a  very  hectic  schedule,  su 
get  ten  worhsip  points  a  week  is  the 


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and  we  should  know 


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Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

Layoul  Editor 

Brenda  Hess 

Sports  Editor 

Dick  Bird 

Religion  Editor 

Jem- Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Keith  Shaw 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 
Harry  Mayden 

Typesetter 

Dinah  Slawter 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morion 

Columnists 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Ted  Reynolds 

Reporters 

Mike  Battistone 

MoniGennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  K ovals ki 

Michelle  Lawter 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

Bob  Wall 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

JLetters 


Dear  Editor. 

1  would  like  to  respond  to 
Mark  Newmeyer's  letter. 

First  of  all,  when  we  came 
to  Southern  College  we  al- 
ready knew  about  the  rules 
here  and  we,  by  coming 
here,  agreed  to  uphold  the 


not  have  the  rules  we  do.  I 
know  the  argument  about 
going  to  a  Christian  school, 
but  if  a  person  is  not  happy 
here  with  the  rules,  maybe 
he  or  she  should  go  some- 
place where  they  will  be 
happy. 

Christianity  is  not  based 
entirely  on  chapels,  vespers, 
dorm  worships,  and  not  go- 
ing  to    theaters,    but    on    a 


Dear  Edit 
We    rt 


ntly 


letter  from  Ken  Spear 
sociate  Business  Manager, 
concerning  "Housing  Regu- 
lations as  they  relate  to  Pets 
and  Noise".  In  this  letter,  he 
demands  that  we  in  College 


ng  who  ha 


dispose  of  them  by  October  1 
or-  face  a  $50.00  fine  and 
possible  eviction. 

The  pet  regulation  has 
previously  gone  unenforced, 
allowing  many  to  accept  an 
addition  to  their  household 
without  fear  of  retribi 
Now  they  must  dispose  o\ 
their     pets     on     two     week; 


notice. 

I  fail  to  see  the  strict 
correlation  between  pets  and 
disruptive  noise.  Disturbing 
noise  is  extremely  subjec- 
tive, and  could  be  applied  to 
the  practicing  of  instru- 
ments, kids  riding  bigwheels 
across  speed  humps,  or 
heavy  traffic  on  the  road. 

I  cannot  remain  silent  when 
a  piece  of  broad  legislation 
disrupts  family  units  on  the 
erroneous  hypothesis  that  all 


relationship  with  Jesus 
Christ.  A  relationship  can  be 
formed  with  Jesus  anywhere, 
including  a  public  school 
campus. 

I  really  believe  when  our 
focus  is  on  Jesus  and  not  on 
the  rules  we  will  find  our  stay 
here  much  more  pleasant. 

My  advice  is  to  get  our  eyes 
off  the  rules  and  on  to  Jesus. 
Sincerely, 
Cindy  Torgesen 


pets 


uptiv 


College  Housing  is  inher- 
ently temporary.    Many  who 
pets  are  looking  to 
future  beyond  SC, 


and  would  like  to  see  their 
present  pets  in  that  future. 
Due  to  the  nature  of  the 
situation,  not  all  residents  of 
College  Housing  have  off 
campus  friends  gracious  e- 
nough  to  house  their  pets 
until  graduation. 
I  propose  that  if  a  complaint 
be  entered  against  a  particu- 
lar pet,  that  that  complaint 
first  be  substantiated.  If  that 
particular  animal  is  proven  to 
be  a  nuisance,  then  the 
owner  should  be  notified.  If 
no  corrective  action  is  taken, 
then  possibly  a  fine  could  be 
imposed. 

Felicito  Fernando 


GARFIELD "  by  Jim  Davis 


September  22,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Reflection  Writing 


Before  you  begin  to  read 
this  selection,  I  suggest  you 
grab  your' brand  new  Adult 
Quarterly  for  this  next 
quarter.  Being  less  inter- 
ested in  paintings  than  your 
normal  college  student,  1 
usually  do  not  notice  the 
front  cover  of  any  magazine 
or  publication,  much  less  the 
Adult  Sabbath  School  Quar- 
terly- However,  this  new 
quarter's  cover  caught  my 
eye  immediately.  As  I 
studied  it,  a  warm  feeling 
coursed  through  my  blood. 
A  smile  flooded  my  face  as 
hope  sprang  inside  like  "Old 
Faithful."  1  realized  that  this 
picture  was  something  more 
than  a  space-filler.  It  offered 
hope  to  every  college  student 


this 


por- 


trayed that  hope  to  which 
as  Seventh-day  Adventists 
long  for-the  day  when  God's 
people  are  delivered. 
As  1  surveyed  the  painting, 
the  word  picture  Ellen  White 
used  in  Great  Controversy 
came  to  mind.  I  would  like 
to  look  at  what  this  painting 
says  not  only  to  Adventists 
world-wide,  but  also  to  stu- 
dents of  Southern  College  in 
1983.  Looking  at  the  back- 
ground, we  see  the  sky  is 
deathly  dark  and  storm 
clouds  hurriedly  roll  in  as 
though    some    great    catas- 


trophe were  hastening  to 
commence.  Broken  limbs 
surround  the  people  as 
though  •  a  storm  passed 
through,  yet  leaving  them 
unharmed.  The  naked  trees 
give  the  observer  the  impres- 
sion that  all  of  nature  is  at  a 
time  of  upheaval.  The 
"men"  in  the  background 
look  as  though  they  are 
possessed  with  one  thought- 
the  thought  to  kill.  Two  are 
holding  guns,  one  a  hunting 
knife,  and  the  other  sits  like  a 
lion  ready  for  his  prey, 
'however  tough  these  men 
seem  to  be,  they  cannot 
overcome  the  band  whose 
strength  is  God.  What  a 
contrast  the  company  of 
people  are  in  the  foreground! 
On  every  face  is  a  warm 
radiant  smile.  All  gaze  into 
the  sky  as  they  see  their 
Deliverer  coming!  Heaven 
itself  has  opened  up  her  door 
to  give  this  small  little  band 
hope  and  encouragement. 
All  three  races  are  repre- 
sented. Caucasion,  Negroid, 
and  Oriental,  indicating  that 
all  different  tribes  of  the 
earth  will  be  included  in  that 
remnant  band.  Both  young 
and  old,  married  and  un- 
married, adults  and  children 
will  make  up  that  victorious 
company.  The  clothes  they 
wear  reveal  the  battle  that 


has  been  waged  over  them. 
The  oldest  man's  white  shirt 
is  now  soil-stained,  the 
standing  father's  shirt  con- 
tains a  taint  of  blood,  the 
Negro's  skirt  is  torn,  .the 
Oriental's  wrist  is  wrapped- 


all 


clu 


the 


fierceness  of  the  battle.  Yet, 
here  are  they  who  keep  the 
commandments  of  God  and 
have  the  testimony  of  Jesus. 
They  have  seen  Christ  and 
know  He  is  the  great  Shep- 
herd. 

What  does  this  depiction 
offer  to  the  four  classes 
which  exist  in  the  world 
today?  To  those  who  are  not 
Christians,  it  tells  that  a  time 
is  coming  when  there  will  be 
two  classes--Christians  and 
non-Christians.  It  suggests 
that  when  this  time  is  pre- 
sent, those  who  are  not 
Christians  will  be  miserable 
and  self-seeking,  searching 
to  kill  those  who  serve  God 
rather  than  man.  They  will 
flee  when  God's  glory  shines 
down  in  an  unprecedented 
way,  seeking  to  save  their 
only  treasured  prize-them- 
selves.  But  they  realize  that 
a   power  greater   than    they 

To  Christians  it  gives  a 
solemn  warning:  WE  CAN- 
NOT SIT  ON  THE  FENCE 
FOREVER!    Soon   the   fence 


will  be  worn  and  weather- 
beaten  and  eventuaHjf 
destroyed  by  the  final  storm. 
Those  who  sit  on  it  long  will 
find  themselves  comfortable 
and  will  fall  with  it.  It 
reminds  us  that  our  Christian 
experience  must  be  a  mobile 
one.  It  must  not  be  static. 
The  only  way  to  have  this 
mobility  is  to  follow  Christ- 
to  walk  with  Him  daily! 
When  we  walk  with  Him,  we 


:  the 


Itoc 


this 


of 


the 


gospel  to  all  ends  of  the 
earth.  We.  like  the  apostles, 
are  to  bring  to  the  world  the 
event  to  which  we  are  wit- 
nesses to--God's  love.  We 
are  to  present  it  not  only  to 
our  friends,  but  also  our 
enemies.  Regardless  of  race, 
nationality,  belief,  or  tongue, 
we  are  to  present  this  eternal 
message  to  all.  This  does  not 
require  preaching  or  giving 
Bible  studies,  but  living  and 
walking  according  to  the 
light  that  has  been  given 


Oh  ; 


trip  I 


I  heavi 


was  not  promised  to  be  easy, 
but  our  destination  is  sure! 
We  shall  see  Jesus. 

The  third  class  is  the 
student  at  Southern  College. 
When  flunking  a  history  test 


torpedoes  your  GPA  and 
tomorrow  seems  as  though 
your  end  may  come,  when 
your  friends  let  you  down 
and  that  girl  you  thought  for 
sure  was  "The  right  one" 
says  "good-bye,"  don't  give 
in!  When  there  is  no  place  to 
turn  to,  when  your  family 
divides  and  your  heart  seems 
to  break  in  two,  look  upward! 
When  your  old  vessel  is 
tossed  to  and  fro  on  the 
storms  of.life  and  your  ship  is 
ready  to  sink,  call  on  the 
Captain.  He  will  guide  you 
through.  Christ  longs  to 
place  over  you  His  seal  of 
importance-the  rainbow, 
which  reminds  you  that  you 
are  someone  special  and  that 
God  is  with  you.  You  are  His 
child,  son  of  the  Universal 
King  who  is  ready  to  give  you 
His  inheritance. 

Make  SC  the  place  where 
God  became  first  in  your  life. 
God  has  promised  that  if  we 
would  follow  Him.  we  could 
become  the  reality  of  this 
depiction.  We  will  be  the 
one  when,  this  battle  is  over 
to  be  standing  up  and  saying, 
"Lo.  this  is  our  God;  we  have 
waited  for  Him,  and  He  will 


"B"  League  Fastpitch 


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Travelogue  Presented 


On  September  24,  "To  The 
Holy  Land"  by  Dr.  Charles 
Forbes  Taylor,  will  be  shown 
in  the  P.E.  Center.  It  is  the 
second  program  of  the  Artist 
Adventure  Series  which  will 
continue  throughout  the 
school  year. 

"To  The  Holy  Land"  is  a 
unique  presentation  of  many 
scenes  from  the  life  of  Jesus. 
This  film  will  show  some  of 
the  most  famous  landmarks 
of  Western  civilization  in- 
cluding Jacob's  Well,  The 
Place  of  Ascention,  and  He- 
rod's Castle  to  name  a  few. 
It  will  give  those  who  watch  it 


new  insight  to  the  life  story 
of  Jesus. 

Dr.  Taylor  is  a  well-endors- 
ed speaker.  He  has  given 
lectures  the  world  over,  has 
authored  many  books,  and  is 
a  humorist  and  an  accom- 
plished photographer.  This 
film-lecture  represents  a  life- 
time of  work. 

There  will  be  a  small 
admission  charge  of  S2.50  for 
adults.  Children     under 

twelve  may  get  in  for  $2.00, 
as  do  senior  citizens.  There  is 
a  family  rate  of  $7.50,  and  SC 
students  will  get  in  free  with 
an  I.D.  card. 


YOUR  BSN  IS  WORTH  AN 

OFFICERS  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

means  you're  an  officer.  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSECORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


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*  The  late  summer's  heat  wave  and  drought  continues 
seemingly  unabated  {natives  who  have  been  keeping 
records  icli  us  that  this  is  the  worst  drought  since  1936;  but 
never  fear-the  rains  will  come  and  the  seasons  will  change 


1/11/ 
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*  Iji  spite  of  th 


z  erratic  weather,  the  first  signs  of  Autumn 
;nce:  goldenrod.  wild  sunflowers,  and 
are  filling  the  roadsides,  pastures,  and 
with  purple  ironweek  and  mauve  Joe-pye- 


of  E 


;  are  already  turning,  principally:    black  gum, 
urwood.  and  sassafras  (just  a  hint  of  the  burst 


I  to  c 


ne)  . 


•Students  are  fast  discovering  two  things:  (1)  the  difficulty 
of  a  course  can  almost  be  guaged  by  the  length  of  the 
wclcome-to-the-class  and  how-this-course-will-affect-your- 
lifcstylc  speeches  delivered  on  the  first  day-the  longer  the 
speeches,  the  more  difficult  the  course,  and  (2)  smiling 
teachers  are  usually  concealing  surprise  quizzes  and  other 
projects  to  "enhance"  the  course -eternal  vigilance  is  the 
only  solution  .  .  . 

♦Baseball  is  winding  down  with  a  vengeance  as  the 
"play-offs"  approach  and  the  World  Series  looms;  in  the 
meantime  football  is  suddenly  blasting  away  with 
sportswriters  filling  the  air  with  their  prognostications  and 
projections  .  .  . 

*Clubs  and  organizations  are  going  on  retreats  and  picnics, 
committees  are  buzzing  with  plans  (some  of  which  will 
actually  be  carried  out!),  everyr/iiHg  it  getting  started  .  .  . 

*The  muscadine  grapes  are  ripe  .... 

E.O.  Grundset 


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September  22,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


.Watch  for  Fall  Picnic  and 
Fall  Festival  announcements 
soon  to  come. 


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Time  Out 


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nbing  of  Salisbury 
in  Women's  League  action 
on  Monday  night.  Pam 
Randolph.  Karen  Hiner.  and 
Terry  Reynolds  led  a  27-hit 
attack  with  five  hits  each. 
Reynolds  iced  the  game  in 
the    fourth    inning    with    a 

The  victory  gave  Laurencell    softball    tournament    t( 
a    3-0    record,    setting    the     held  on  Saturday  night 
stage  for  Tuesday's  confron 
tation  with  Torry.  which  wa; 
also  3-0. 

In    Men's    "A"    Leagui 
fastpitch  action.  Kent  Grevc 


sports   event   of  the 
ason  at  Southern  College 
will  be  happening  this  Satur- 
day night  at  8:00  p.m.    The 
powering  Stone's  team  past    p.E.  Department  is  sponsor- 
the  Faculty  12-7.  ing  the  Second  Annual  All- 

The  victory  gave  Stone  a  3-1  night  Softball  Tournament, 
record,  and  placed  them  on  which  will  feature  a  solid  9 
top  in  the  league  pennant  hours  of  action-packed  soft- 
race.  Steve  Spears  had  three    ball. 

hits,  including  a  home-run  The  tournament  will  be 
for  the  Faculty.  Their  record  between  those  teams  that  are 
is  2-2.  currently    in    the    slow-pitch 

Steve  Jaecks    has    informed    league,   and   is   expected   to 
me   that   schedules   for   the    attract  between  750  and  1000 
pectato 


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Talge  Hall 


be  posted 

He  also  announced  that  the 
deadline  for  Hawaiian  flag- 
ball  sign-up  is  September  27. 
d  Craig  Stone  had  four  hits  Those  who  would  like  to  play 
ch.  including  back  to  back  should  stop  by  the  P.E. 
imers  in  the  second  inning.     Center. 


SOFTBALL  STANDINGS 


Slow  Pitch  "Has 


Ebaugh 


Slow  Pitch  "We 


the  night. 

Last  year's  tournament 
was.  in  the  words  of  Steve 
Jaecks.  P.E.  teacher,  "a 
smashing  success;  thorough- 
ly enjoyed  by  everyone.  It's 
the  highlight  of  the  softball 

The  P.E.  Department  and 
the  players  of  the  slow-pitch 
league  are  hoping  for  the 
same  fan  turnout  and  enthu- 
siasm exhibited  last  year 
because  the  fans  make  it 
worth  the  extra  effort  of 
playing    games    with     little 


Laurencell 

Easley 

Salisbury 

Gudmestad 
Knox 


"A"  League  Fastpitch 

W  L 

Slone               3  1 

Aguilera          3  2 

Durby              3  2 

Faculty             2  2 


FALL  TENNIS  TOURNAMENT  RESULTS: 

Deborah  Fanselau  defeated  Ross  Snider  6-3.  6-1 

Carla  Kamiencski  defeated  Kyle  Selbv  4-6.  61.  6-0 

Matt  Nafie  defeated  Jon  Miller  6-2.  7-5 

Mike  Meriweather  defeated  John  O'Brien  6-2,  tiebreake 

Arlin  Rickert  defeated  Garth  Thoresen  6-4,  6-1 

Steve  Fitzgerald  defeated  Steve  Keller  6-1,  6-1 


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September  22.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


When  I  first  transferred 
from  a  public  university.  I 
developed  a  total  and  abso- 
lute fear  of  "THE  DEANS'*. 
Having  spent  three  years  in  a 
dorm  that  was  open  24  hours 
a  day  and  whose  only  rule 
was:  "Study  in  the  library 
please",  I  didn't  know  if  I 
-  could  cope  with  the  dictator- 
ship of  this  non-profit  organi- 
zation that  maintained  a 
leeion  of  spies  trained  in  the 
lethal  art  of  "FRIEND- 
IMPERSONATOR"  extraor- 
least  that's  what 
I'd  been  told  and  I  had  no 
1  to  doubt  my  friends. 
!  So  my  phobia  blossomed. 

I   remember   waking   one 

j  night     from     a     particularly 

blood-curdling       nightmare, 

the   kind   that    always    finds 

ling  in  slow  motion 

ne  ghastly  monster 

I  chases  you  in  fast  forward.    I 

I  had  heard  something  and  it 

I  jolted  me  from  the  depths  of 

[  REM  sleep  into  a  still,  dark, 

skin-crawling  silence.  I  knew 

til  a 


THING  was  outside  my  door. 
My  room  was  about  as  cozy 
as  Tut's  tomb  and  I  realized  I 
was  alone.  Where  was  my 
roommate?  Where  was 
pooh-bear?  Where  was 
Magnum  P.I.  when  you 
needed  him? 

Having  never  met  or  seen 
any  of  "THE  DEANS 
concluded  in  my  hysterica 
state  that  it  must  be  THEM 
My  imagination  played  bi 
fore  my  mind's  eye  a  mi 
matinee  of  the  ghouls  coming 
for  me  (I  had  been  thirty 
minutes  late  the  night  be- 
fore) and  I'd  heard  what  the 
sadistic  punishment  was  for 
late  minutes.  I  could  see 
them  slithering  down  the 
hallway  in  3-D,  Cinema- 
scope, and  Technicolor  com- 
plete with  shrieks  and  howls 
in  Dolby  stereo.  They  scoped 
each  room  with  their  X-ray 
vision,  listened  for  sounds  of 
rock  music  with  their  keen 
bat-like  hearing,  and  moni- 
tored their  metal  detectors 
closely  for  signs  of 


sary  jewelry. 

I  cowered  in  my  bed,  certain 
that  a  fiend  was  lurking 
nearby.  My  scalp  prickled  as 
my  hair  stood  on  end.  The 
faint  metal  sound  of  a  key  in 
the  lock  sent  my  heart  into  a 
round-off  back  handspring 
(with  a  full  twist).  The  door 
slid  silently  open.  A  blast  of 
hot,  sulfur  ridden  air  bellow- 
ed in.  Outside,  the  hall  was 
strangely  eerie.  My  breath- 
ing stopped.  My  watch 
stopped.  The  cricket  in  my 
air  conditioner  stopped. 
Suddenly  a  pale  yellow  light 
pierced  the  room.  A  faint, 
barely  audible  voice  squeak- 
ed "good-night".  The  door 
whispered  shut. 

I  got  up  and  switched  on  the 
light.  In  the  mirror  my  face 
was  ashen.  My  hair  was 
damp  with  perspiration.  1 
opened  the  door  and  peeked 
out.  Down  the  hall  I  could 
see  the  RA  quietly  doing 
room  check.  I  breathed  a 
heavy  sigh  of  relief  and 
slapped  myself  for  behaving 


In  such  a  juvenile  manner.  It 
was  then  I  realized  that  I  had 
to  do  something  about  my 
crazy  misconception  of 
"THE  DEANS".  So  I  looked 
them  up  in  the  Joker,  which 
is  what  I'd  heard  you  were 
supposed  to  do  if  you  wanted 
to  make  an  instantaneous 
judgement  of  someone  or 
have  a  good  laugh.  They 
beamed  back  at  me  with 
hearty  grins  and  I  told  myself 
that  they  didn't  look  that 
menacing.  In  fact  they 
looked  quite  personable,  all 
round  good  naturedly  like, 
and  even  cool.  (Well,  maybe 
not  cool  but  nice.) 

Since  then  I've  developed  a 
lot  of  respect  for  "THE 
DEANS"  and  I've  learned 
that  if  you  will  follow  these 
simple  guidelines  you  should 
not  have  any  conflict  with  our 
"substitute  mommys  and 
daddys". 


1.   Refrain  if  at  all  possible 
from  conducting  mud-\ 


ling    championships    In    the 
Student  Center  lobby. 

2.  Abstain  at  all  times  from 
the  use  of  automatic  weapon- 
ry in  your  dormitory  room. 

3.  Avoid  the  consumption 
of  dangerous  liquids  such  as 
lighter  fluid,  antl-freeze,  or 
paint  thinner. 


If  you  adhere  to  these  points 
and  you  still  seem  to  be 
having  problems  with'THE 
DEANS",  then  vou  must  be 
a  "TROUBLEMAKER".  Re- 
member to  keep  in  mind  that 
the  deans  are  people  too. 
They  have  their  ups  and 
downs,  backwards  and  for- 
wards, good  days  and  bad 
days.  So  give  them  a  break. 
I've  heard  that  they  can  be 
very  forgiving. 


^Classifieds 


I 


ATTENTION  Pre-Dentlstry 
Majors  -  Dr.  Phyllis 
Woods,  the  Assistant  Dean 
for  Student  Services  at 
Loma      Linda      University 

j  School  of  Dentistry,  will  be 
campus    September  27 

I  and  28  to  interview  stu- 
dents interested  in  enroll- 
ing at  Loma  Linda  Univer- 
sity for  Dentisty.      Please 

I  make  an  appointment  to 
see  her  through  the  Coun- 
seling Center,  238-2562. 

Glen, 

It's  rough  being  Mr. 
President.  But  have  hope, 
life  doesn't  have  to  be 
lonely  at  the  top." 

From  2  people  who 

aren't  at  the  top 

but  aren't  lonely  either. 

ATTENTION  Students 

planning  to  take  the  Gradu- 
ate Management  Admis- 
sion Test  (GMAT)  in  Octo- 
ber. The  Counseling  Cen- 
'f-T  recently  acquired  a 
study  guide  for  the  GMAT 
'hat  may  be  used  in  our 
"Office  to  prepare  for  taking 
the  test.   Please  feel  free  to 


Hunter  Museun  of  Art  will 
open  a  show  of  "Photo- 
graphy in  the  National 
Parks"  by  Robert  Ketchum 
on  Sunday,  September  25. 
Ketchum  will  make  a  spe- 
cial appearance  at  the  mu- 
seum on  Sunday  at  1:30 
p.m.  The  museum  Is 
free;  however  admission 
donations  are  requested. 


Seniors!  Sign  up  now  for 
senior  portraits  to  be  taken 
Sunday  and  Monday,  Octo- 
ber 2  and  3.  Photographers 
will  be  here  from  1:00  until 
6:00  both  days  to  get 
annual  pictures  out  of  the 
way.  Drapes  and  tuxes  will 
be  provided,  so  sign  up 
now  and  be  ready  in  two 
weeks  for  senior  portraits. 

JOIN  THE  BUSINESS 
CLUB:  Sign-up  will  be  at 
the  bottom  of  the  cafeteria 
steps  from  11:00  a.m.  to 
1:00  p.m.  Thursday  and 
Friday  September  22  &  23. 
Club  dues  covering  both 
semesters  Is  $4.00.  This 
club  is  open  to  everyone,  so 
come  join  and  be  part  of  the 
fun  that  the  Business  Club 
has  planned  for  you. 


ATTENTION  Pre-Medicine 
Majors  -  Dr.  Evard,  the 
Associate  Dean  of  Admis- 
sions for  the  Loma  Linda 
School  of  Medicine,  will  be 
on  campus  September  27, 
28,  and  29  to  interview 
junior  and  senior  students 
Interested  In  enrolling  at 
Loma  Linda  University  for 
medicine.  Please  make  an 
appointment  to  see  him 
through  the  Counseling 
Center,  238-2562. 


Things    can    only    get 
better.  We  love  ya! 

J.D.S.L. 

The  Dorothy  Patten  Fine 
Arts  Series  presents  "The 
Merry  Wives  of  Windsor" 
at  7:30  on  the  UTC  campus 
tonight. 


On  September  24.  Cove- 
nant College  will  be  spon- 
soring a  concert  of  contem- 
porary music,  1  featuring 
Pat  Terry  and  Band.  The 
concert  will  begin  at  8:00 
p.m..  and  will  be  held  In 
Great  Hall. 


Beach  Boys 

Dear  Greg, 

Even  when  the  sky  Is 
black;  you  can  still  pretend 
there  are  starsl         ,„..„ 


Little  Creekers  - 

Hil  I  really  miss  all  my 
friends.  You,  too,  Don 
Welch! 

Lucia  Gilkes 


The  Southern  Accent  re- 
serves the  right  to  choose 
whether    or    not    letters. 


cla 


jifieds, 


be  printed  in  the  paper. 
All  letters,  classifieds,  etc 
are  to  be  brought  to  tV 
Accent  office  by  noon  o 
Mondays. 


Glad  you're  still  hen 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  22.  1983 


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^^Ann  V   T  )l/1  If  you  could  ask  the  students  of  SC  one 

OPCUK     ^P    .,..„K..      question,  what  would  it  be? 


Sou\kernm)tJ[cceni 


Volume  39,  Number  4 


Southern  College.  CoUegedale,  Tennessee 


September  29,  1983 


Cafeteria  Costs  Rise 


McKEK  LIBRARY 
Southsrn  Missionary  College 
ColIegsdaiG,  Tsnaessee   37315 


The  cost  of  living  is  felt  by 
everyone,  and  students  here 
at  Southern  College  are  no 
exception.  The  cafeteria  has 
boosted  its  prices,  starting  at 
the  beginning  of  this  school 
vear.  The  increase  affects 
most  of  the  items  served,  and 
ranges  from  2%-8%.  As  a 
result,  the  monthly  food  bill 
of  each  student  has  climbed 
by  the  same  amount,  de- 
pending, of  course,  on  the 
eating  habits  of  the  individu- 
al. In  addition  to  the  higher 
prices  for  individual  items, 
the  monthly  minimum 
charge  has  been  raised  to 
$70.00.      The   policy   of  the 

■minimum  charge"  is  de- 
signed to  ensure  that  the 
students  will  have  more  in- 
centive to  eat  at  the  cafete- 
ria, where  it  is  easier  to  get  a 
balanced  meal. 

With  the  recent  improve- 
ments at  the  Campus  Kitch- 
en, it  is  easy  to  suspect  that 
the  cost  of  remodeling  is 
another  reason  for  the  higher 
prices.  However,  this  is 
evidently  not  the  case,  ac- 
cording to  Earl  Evans,  Food 
Service  Director.  The  in- 
crease is  directly  related  to 


inflation  and  specifically,  to 
the  rising  cost  of  food.  Evans 
remarked  that  this  is  the  first 
overall  price  hike  in  over  a 
year,  and  up  until  now  the 
cafeteria  has  been  able  to 
absorb  most  of  the  cost. 

Regardless  of  the  price 
increases,  the  cafeteria 
charges  here  at  SC  are 
among  the  lowest  of  SDA 
colleges  in  the  North  Ameri- 
can Division.  For  instance, 
compare  the  cost  of  a  serving 
of  vegetarian  scallops  at  five 
of  these  major  institutions: 

#  of  scallops/cost 


5/$.65 
6/S.90 
5/$.84 
5/$M5 
4-5/$. 80 


PUC 
AUC 

cue 

LLU 

There  is  another  bright  sid** 

to  this  story.    The  beginning 

wage  rate  for  students  em-     ing  abi 

ployed  by  Southern  College     of    the    college, 

has     been     increased     from     approximately    a     12%     in- 

$3.00/hour  to   $3.35/hour.        crease  in  wages. 

All  students  will  be  starting 

this    pay    scale,    except  When  can   the   students 


those  who  are  already  < 


wage  cafeteria  charges?  "I  really  may  be  able  to  pass  this  o 
is  is  can't  predict  that,"  says  Mr.  the  students,  but  there  \ 
'     in-     Evans.    "We  are  dependant 

upon  the  distributor's  prices, 

which  vary  with  the  cost  of 

food  in  general.    If  they  ever 


very  small  chance  of  that. ' 


expect  another  jump  in  the     lowered  their  prices,  the 


Name  Change  Again? 


Reconsidering  the  recent 
name  change  as  a  possible 
"bad  move,"  the  Board  of 
Trustees  had  decided  to  let 
the  Name  Change  Com- 
mittee re-evaluate  names 
and  present  them  to  the 
Board  for  further  discussion. 
This  was  done  at  the  last 
Board  meeting  held  here  on 
the  college,  campus. 

The  Committee  suggested 
that  Daniells  College  be  dis- 
cussed as  the  best  possible 
name  for  what  is  now  known 
as  Southern  College.  The 
Board  considered  the  pro- 
posal, but  decided  to  table 
further  voting  until  more 
study  has  been  done,  includ- 
ing review  of  questionaires 
soon  to  appear  in  The  South- 
ern Accent  and  possibly,  in 
The   Southern    Tidings,    the 


official    publication    of    the 
Southern  Union. 

According  to  Elder  Clay 
Farwell,  Chairman  of  the 
Committee,  this  will  be  done 
relatively  soon  even  though 
no  time  limit  was  set  by  the 
Board.  "I'm  sure  we  don't 
want  to  drag  anything  out, 
just  trying  to  decide,"  stated 
Farwell. 

At  the  time  of  the  change 
last  year,  the  Board  had 
decided  upon  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-Day 
Adventists  because  It  kept 
part  of  the  old  name, 
"Southern,"  and  added  the 
"Seventh-Day  Adventist"  to 
identic  with  the  continuing 
religious  affiliation  of  the 
school. 

However,  this  decision 
elicited  much  comment  from 


the  faculty,  alumni,  and 
administration,  as  well  as 
parents  and  present  stu- 
dents. Not  only  is  the  name 
very  long,  but  it  lacks 
significance.  This  is  attri- 
buted to  the  fact  that  there 
are  18  other  colleges  with 
'southern'  as  part  of  their 
name,  including  a  Southern 
College  in  Orlando,  Florida 
which  will  conflict  with  the 
Orlando  campus. 

In  deciding  to  change  the 
name  again,  the  committee  is 
hoping  to  base  it's  suggest- 
ion on  the  name  of  a  signifi- 
cant personality  in  the 
history  of  the  SDA  church, 
therefore  the  name  Daniells 
College  as  a  suggestion  for 
the  Board. 

Elder  Farwell  and  the 
Committee  do  not  wish   to 


push  their  personal  prefer- 
ences into  their  discussions, 
and  he  feels  that  they  have 
been  very  objective  so  far. 
"We  are  just  a  service 
committee  to  the  Board.  We 
try  to  be  very  objective  in  our 


When  Farwell  was  asked  if 
it  would  seem  wishy-washy 
to  change  again  after  such  a 
short  time,  he  replied  that  it 
would  be  better  to  change 
now  rather  than  wait  and  do 
it  later.  "If  we're  going  to 
change  it  again,  we  need  to 
do  it  now  and  get  the  new 
name  out  to  the  constituents 
as  soon  as  possible.  That's 
why  we  want  to  know  what 
the  students  and  their 
parents  think  of  the  choices. 
We  have  a  strong  desire  for 


input  so  that  we  can  know 
what  will  please  the  most 
people." 

Obviously,  there  is  no  way 
to  please  everybody,  he  went 
on,  but  Farwell  hopes  to  get 
a  name  that  will  say  some- 
thing positive  about  the 
college  and  let  the  students 
feel  proud  to  have  the  name 
on  their  diploma. 

The  best  name  for  the 
college  may  not  be  the  most 
popular,  however,  the  Com- 
mittee will  do  it's  best  to  be 
sincerely  objective  as  they 
continue  discussion  son  the 

Next  week,  watch  for 
reasonings  and  arguments 
for  and  against  each  choice 
the  Committee  will  be 
considering. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  29,  1983 


Editorial 


Does  the  name  need  to  be  changed  again?  1  mean,  haven't 
we  been  through  enough  already  with  the  last  hassle  over 
Southern  College  of  Seventh-Day  Adventists?  If  they 
wanted  to  change  the  name,  why  didn't  they  do  it  right  the 
first  time? 

These  are  just  a  few  of  the  comments  that  not  only  express 
my  personal  thoughts,  but  also  the  feelings  of  other 
students  and  alumni  concerned  with  SC  or  whatever  they 
want  to  call  it. 

Last  year  at  the  annual  AlA  convention,  the  delegates  from 
this  institution  were  teased  by  the  other  delegates  about  the 
indecisiveness  shown  afte: 


cute,  for  a  while.  But  is  got 
need  another  change  in  the  n 
around  not  knowing  what  the  r 
I  am  still  not  sure  what  nar 
know  what /like.  However. 


thinking.     Do  we  really 
e?     Is  it  necessary  to  go 
e  of  the  school  is?  I 
*ould  be  the  best;  I  only 
!  issue  and  in  the  next,  we 


will  try  to  explore  the  possiblities  of  the  names  to  choose 
from  and  why  changing  is  important. 

Elder  Clay  Farwell,  President  of  the  Kentucky-Tennessee 
Conference,  spoke  with  me  concerning  this  issue  and  why 
there  is  still  a  need  for  a  change.  He  also  gave  me  some 
reasonable  names  that  are  being  considered. 

Whether  it  be  Southern  Missionary,  Southern,  Daniells, 
Southern  Adventist,   or  just   College,   we   still   stand   for 


nd  the  high  standards  that  the  school 


Christian  educati. 
has  always  held. 
Watch  for  explanations  and  reasonings,  and  a  questionaire 
coming  up  in  the  next  few  issues.  Please  fill  out  the 
questionaire  and  return  it,  so  that  your  input  can  be 
considered  this  time  around. 

-MM 


Soui:hern£)Jiccent 


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Letters 


Dear  Editor, 

1  would  like  to  call  attention 
to  the  importance  of  the 
award  granted  by  the  Re- 
search Corporation  to  Dr. 
Houck  of  the  Biology  Depart- 
ment. The  Research  Corpor- 
ation is  a  private  foundation 
which  obtains  the  majority  of 
its  funds  from  patent  royal- 
ties. It  is,  I  believe,  the 
largest  source  of  non-govern- 
ment funds  for  pure  research 
in  the  United  States  today. 


As  government  funding  for 
pure  research  has  been  cut 
back  more  and  more,  the 
competition  for  the  govern- 
ment funds,  and  also  for  the 
non-government  funds  of  the 
Research  Corporation  and  of 
other  foundations,  has  in- 
creased severely.  One  might 
even  say  that  the  competition 
for  these  funds  is  ferocious. 
The  fact  that  Dr.  Hauck  has 
been  granted  the  $2000  a- 
ward  (which  has  been  for 
many,  many  years  the  maxi- 


;  available  under 
the  "small  grants  program") 
is  a  truly  remarkable  indica- 
tion of  the  quality  of  Dr. 
Houck's  work  and  of  the 
academic  atmosphere  at 
Southern  College.  The  ad- 
ministration of  the  Natural 
Sciences  Division,  of  the 
college,  and  of  the  Southern 
Union  are  altogether  provid- 
ing the  atmosphere  which  is 
such  a  necessary  prerequi- 
site for  this  kind  of  research. 

Respectfull  yours, 
Ray  Hefferlin 


Dear  Editor. 

1  just  finished  reading  Mark 
Newmyer's  letter  on  Chris- 
tian freedom  for  the  third 
time.  1  hope  every  student 
and  faculty  member  took  the 
time  to  read  it  ihoughtfully 


becau 


utiir 


n  that  let- 
of  Chris- 
tianity and  the  freedom  it 
brings.  Southern  College 
would  be  a  better  school  if 
the  principles  outlined  in 
Mark's  letter  were  grasped. 


Thanks  for  printing  a  letter 
that  made  me  stop  and  think. 


GARFIELD'^  by  Jim  Davis 


September  29,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Writing 


Last  Thursday  afternoon,  I 
was  working  underneath  the 
car  when  Dad  walked  out  of 
the  house  and  over  to  me. 
The  position  of  his  feet  told 
me  he  wanted  to  talk. 

"What's  up,  Dad?"  I  said, 
as  I  slid  from  under  the  car 
and  grabbed  a  rag  to  wipe 
my  hands  with.  "Son, 
tomorrow  we  will  climb  the 
mountain  to  offer  a  sacrifice 
unto  the  Lord." 

"Great,"  I  said.  "It's  been 
a  long  time  since  we've  been 
on  the  mountain  together." 
Dad  doesn't  seem  too  excited 
about  the  sacrifice,  I 
thought,  as  he  walked  back 
into  the  house. 

The  next  morning  was 
beautiful.  I  awoke  to  the 
song  of  a  blue  jay  petched  on 


my  windowsill.  There  wasn't 
a  cloud  in  the  sky  and  a  warm 
gentle  breeze  filled  the  val- 
ley. 

On  our  way  up  the 
mountain.  Dad  and  I  had  a 
great  time  talking  about 
sports,  school,  and  the  cur- 
rent economic  condition,  but 
Dad  was  acting  very  strange. 

Every  now  and  then  he 
would  stop  and  say,  "Son, 
stay  here.  I'll  be  right  back. 
I  must  go  into  the  woods  to 
pray."  Dad  would  come 
back  about  an  hour  later, 
quite  exhausted,  and  with 
red  eyes. 

"Dad,  what  is  it?  Is 
something  wrong?"  I  asked 
in  desperation. 

"It's  nothing,  son.  Don't 
worry  yourself  with  my  pro- 


blems." 

On  Sunday,  after  a  refresh- 
ing Sabbath  of  rest  and 
worship,  as  Dad  and  I  were 
nearing  the  spot  that  he  had 
picked  for  the  sacrifice,  I 
said,  "Dad.  this  weekend 
has  to  be  one  of  the  best 
we've  ever  spent  together. 
Can  we  do  it  more  often?" 
Just  then  Dad  fell  to  the 
ground  in  tears. 

"Son,  ..." 

"Yes,  Dad.  What  is  it?"  I 
was  feeling  very  uncomfort- 
able now.  Something  is 
really  bothering  Dad  and  he 
won't  talk  to  me  about  it,  I 
thought. 

"Son,  the  Lord  has  told  me 
that  you  .  .  .,"  Dad  couldn't 
finish  but  1  knew  what  he  was 
saying. 


"I'm  the  sacrifice?"  I  asked 
in  disbelief.  Dad  just  nodded 
his  head.  He  couldn't  speak. 
He's  not  getting  me  up 
there,  I  thought  to  myself. 
But  just  then  Dad  picked 
himself  off  the  ground  and 
walked  toward  me.  Fear  tore 
through  my  chest  as  I  real- 
ized that  Dad  was  really 
going  to  go  through  with 
this.  Confident  that  he  was 
doing  the  right  thing.  I 
stared  into  Dad's  eyes  and 
saw  love  and  peace  there. 
Dad  had  faith  that  this  was 
what  God  wanted  us  to  do,  so 
1  put  my  arms  around  him 
and  held  him  for  one  last 
time. 

As  Dad  bound  me  to  the 
altar  with  his  trembling 
hands,   I  thought,    how   will 


this  affect  Dad?  He  loves  me 
so  much  and  yet  he  is  willing 
to  offer  me  to  the  Lord. 

As  Dad  brought  the  knife 
down,  I  closed  my  eyes 
hoping  that  it  would  be  fast 
and  painless.  But  before  the 
knife  reached  my  chest,  a 
mighty  voice  from  heaven 
shook  the  ropes  loose  that 
bound  me. 

"Abraham,  don't  touch  the 
boy."  I  jumped  off  the  altar 
and    ran    into    my    father's 

On  our  way  home  that 
afternoon  a  beautiful  blue  jay 
flew  in  circles  above  our 
heads.  Dad  and  I  no  longer 
talked  of  sports,  school,  and 
the  current  economic  situa- 
tion, but  of  the  wonderful 
and  loving  God  that  we  both 
served. 


Students  to  Participate  on 
Missions  Field  Day 


Wednesday.  October  5,  is 
Missions  Field  Day  at  S.C. 
Missions  Field  Day  is  actual- 
ly an  Ingathering  day.  At 
this  time,  the  students  of 
Southern  College  will  go  out 
to  the  residents  of  the  Chat- 
tanooga area  and  solicit  sup- 
port for  the  World  Wide 
Medical  Emergency  Fund. 

Actually,    Missions   Field 
Day  is  more  than  just  solii 


tation.  It's  a  chance  to  make  al  sub: 
contacts  that  wouldn't  be  point  to 
made  otherwise.  "It's  a 
chance  to  witness  to  others 
the  ways  in  which  God's 
grace  works  through  us," 
explained  Chaplain  Jim  Her- 

Those  wishing  to  participate 
should  meet  in  the  lobby  of 
Wright  Hall  Wednesday  af- 
ternoon, where  groups  will 


up  to  three  meals.  You  can 
give  the  equivilent  of  meals 
at  $2.50  each  and  it  will  be 
put  onto  your  statement. 
There  will  be  a  maximum 
donation  of  S7.50  per  stu- 
dent. 

Approximately  500  students 
will  be  participating  in  this 
effort.  A  large  amount  of  the 
money  raised  will  go  directly 
to  our  campus  for  education- 
iportant 


Bible  Conference  to  be  Held  in  Missouri 


The  Third  Annual  Inter- 
Collegiate  Bible  Conference 
will  be  held  at  Camp  Heri- 
tage in  Climax  Springs,  Mis- 
souri, on  October  6-9.     Stu- 


the 


blessings    bestowed    upon 
those  contacts  that  you  will 
make. 

Some  people  claim  that 
Ingathering  takes  a  lot  of 
time  and  hard  work,  snd  they 
are  right,  according  to  Elder 
Herman.  However,  Herman 
also  added  that  the  old 
saying,  "Many  hands  make 
be  organizing  and  feaving  light  work"  is  very  true, 
between  4:00  and  6:00  p.m.  After  returning  Wednes- 

Those  wishing  to  go  to  the     day  night,    the    ingath( 


Lookout    Mountain 
should  be  there  early. 

However,  if  you  are  unable 
to  go  out,  you  may  donate 


will  be  treated  to  hot  choco- 
late, doughnuts,  soup,  and 
apple  juice  provided  by  the 
Chaplain's  office. 


dents    from    Un 


South- 


receive  spiritual  fellowship 
with  students  from  other 
Adventist  colleges.  Three 
years  ago.  this  program  was 
started  by  Gaylan  Herr,  with 
the  idea  of  four  colleges 
meeting  at  a  central  location 


western       Adventist,       and  for    a    Bible    Conference. 

Southern     College    will     be  Small     study     and     sharing 

attending.    The  cost  for  this  groups  were  to  be  directed 

trip  is  $30.00  for  food  which  and  led  out  by  the  students 

will    be    charged    on    your  themselves.  The      small 

I. D. card.       $10.00    cash    in  groups  create  an  atmosphere 

advance  will  be  needed  for  of    openness    and    easiness 

transportation.  about  sharing   with  one   a- 

Inter-Collegiate    Bible    Con-  nother.    This  year  there  will 

ference  is  an  opportunity  to  be  eight  to  a  group  with  no 


more  than  three  students 
representing  the  same  col- 
lege. 

Departure  will  be  early 
Thursday  morning,  with  reg- 
istration being  held  that 
evening  at  7:00  p.m.  If  you 
are  interested  in  making 
some  new  friends,  having  i 
great  time,  and  receiving 
spiritual  blessing,  sign  up 
now.  .Deadline  is  Monday, 
October  3,  1983.  Contact 
Campus  Ministries  for  m 
information  at  238-2557. 


New 

20"x30 
poster 

prints 

by  Kodak! 

*viade  from  35  mm  Kodacolor 
film  negatives  or  transparencies.  ONLY 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  29,  1983 


Jog-A-Thon 


by  Jerry  KovalskI 

The  Student  Association  is 
sponsoring  a  Jog-a-thon  at 
11:00  a.m.  on  October  16.  to 
raise  money  to  purchase  a 
new  phototypesetter  for  The 
Southern  Accent  and  multi- 
image  equipment  for  Straw- 
berry Festival,  and  also  to 
supplement  the  SA  budget. 

The  new  phototypesetter 
will  be  replacing  an  old 
compugraphic  Compuwriter 
Jr.  Ms.  Andrews,  the  spon- 
sor of  The  Southern  Accent, 
says'That  old  machine  is 
held  together  by  nothing  but 
rubber  bands."  Last  year 
the  SA  had  to  pay  a  repair- 
man $85.00  an  hour  to  come 
out  and  fix  the  compugraphic 
on  three  different  occasions. 

"The  last  couple  of  years 
Strawberry  Festival  has  had 
problems."     says     Glenn 
McElroy,  SA  President.    "It 
is  ridiculous  for  a  crew  to 


stay  up  twenty-four  hours  a 
day  for  a  week  and  then  have 
the  program  mess  up.  With 
the  SA  owning  it's  own 
equipment,  we  can  start 
working  on  the  program  at 
the  beginning  of  the  year." 

To  operate  it's  programs, 
the  SA  receives  1.2%  of  all 
full-time  students'  tuition, 
which  is  approximately  fifty 
dollars  per  student.  With  the 
drop  in  enrollment  of  two 
hundred  students,  the  SA 
budget  has  been  cut  by  ten 
thousand  dollars.  Says 
McElroy.  "We  have  the  low- 
est budget  per  student  of  any 
SDA  college  in  the  U.S.  But 
we  also  have  one  of  the  most 
active  Student  Associations. 
With  the  money  we  have  left 
over  from  the  phototypeset- 
ter and  festival  equipment, 
we  hope  to  help  lower  the 
ticket   prices    for    banquets. 


programs,  etc." 

Prizes  are  going  to  be 
awarded  to  people  who  re- 
ceive pledges  for  certain 
amounts  of  money.  They 
range  from  a  color  T.V.  for 
twenty-five  hundred  dollars 
in  pledges  to  a  portable 
radio  for  one  hundred  to  two 
hundred  and  forty-nine  dol- 
lars. Prizes  will  also  be 
awarded  to  the  hall  that 
receives  the  most  total 
pledges. 

"Wisconsin  Academy  had  a 
Jog-a-thon  last  year  and 
raised  ten  thousand  dollars 
with  a  student  body  of  only 
two  hundred,"  says 

McElroy.  "Ail  a  person  has 
to  do  is  fill  out  the  forms  and 
get  them  in  to  the  SA  office 
by  noon  Friday,  September 
30.  and  we'll  mail  them. 
Then  he'll  just  have  to  run 
and  win  prizes." 


September  29,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


S.A.  Game  Night 


by  Bob  Jonu 

This  Saturday  night,  the 
Student  Association  presents 
S.A.  Game  Night.  It  will 
begin  at  9:00  p.m.  in  the  P.E. 
Center. 

Some  of  the  activities 
planned  include  "Class 
Feuds"  and  "The  Dating 
Game".  Contestants  for 
these  games  will  be  chosen 
from  the  audience.  Partici- 
pants will  be  determined  by 
numbered  tickets  handed  out 
at  the  door. 

Prizes  will  be  awarded  to 


the  ^ 


Dinn 


- —  for  two 

at  "The  Loft"  will  be  pre- 
sented to  the  winners  of  the 
"Dating  Game".  According 
to  Peggy  Brandenburg,  SA 
Social  Activities  Director, 
other  prizes  have  not  yet 
been  determined. 

Brandenburg  also  said  that 
it  would  be  an  enjoyable 
evening  besides  being  a  good 
chance  to  support  your  class 
and  raise  some  school  spirit. 
She  also  pointed  out  that 
there  is  no  admission  charge. 


Senators  Meet 


by  George  Turr 


The  Student  Association 
Senate  held  its  first  meeting 
of  the  1983-84  school  year 
last  Monday,  September  27. 
Present  at  the  meeting  were 
the  SA  officers  and  the  24 
new  members  of  the  senate. 
The  agenda  for  the  meeting 
included  organizational  pro- 
:dings  and  plans  for  the 
coming  year. 

The  meeting  was  called  to 
order  by  SA  Vice  President 
JT  Shim,  followed  by  the  roll 
call  by  SA  Secretary  Tammy 
Schlisner.  Heide  Gustafson 
presented  a  short  devotional, 
after  which  the  new  mem- 
of  the '  senate  were 
introduced. 

Doug  Walter,  appointed  by 
SA  President  Glenn  McElroy 
to  be^producer  of  this  year's 
Strawberry  Festival,  gave  a 
report  on  the  progress  of  the 
program  to  date.  Work  has 
already  started  on  the  pro- 
gram, an  annual  highlight  of 
the  academic  year,  but  there 
are   to   be    several    changes 


made  this  year.  The  slide 
presentation  will  spotlight 
seniors  for  the  first  time,  and 
will  include  input  from 
people  representing  a  wide 
variety  of  backgrounds. 
Walter  hopes  to  have  5000 
slides  from  which  to  choose 
in  preparing  the  presenta- 
tion, and  stated  that  700 
pictures  have  already  been 
taken,  although  less  than 
1/lOof  the  $2500  budget  has 
been  used.  In  regards  to  the 
budget,  Walter  said  that  "no 
salaries  will  be  paid  until  the 
show  is  done.  We'd  all 
rather  see  a  good  show  than 
have  that  money  in  our 
pockets." 

Don  Welch.  Joker  Editor, 
reported  on  the  problems 
encountered  in  trying  to 
publish  this  year's  yoter.  A 
computer  tape,  he  explained, 
is  used  to  transfer  all  the 
names  and  information  from 
the  computer  to  the  printed 
form  actually  used  in  the 
Joker.    This  tape  broke  just 


before  printing,  delaying  the 
process  until  a  new  tape 
could  be  made. 

Student  Association  Presi- 
dent McElroy  spoke  to  the 
Senate  about  SA's  purpose, 
and  it's  responsibility. 
McElroy  also  discussed  the 
Jog-A-Thon  and  the  study 
done  concerning  the  School's 

Southern  College  President 
John  Wagner  addressed  the 
Senate  on  the  responsibilities 
of  leadership.  "Without 
wise  student  leadership,  a 
college  is  in  trouble,"  he 
stated.  "You  are  the  gold  of 
the  student  population;  if  the 
gold  rusts,  what  will  the  iron 
do?" 

Dr.  Don  Dick  gave  a 
presentation  on  parlimen- 
tary  procedure.  The  Senate 
then  discussed  and  voted  the 
approve  the  new  set  of  rules 
and  policies,  after  which  the 
meeting  was  adjourned.  The 
next  Senate  meeting  will  be 
held  October  10. 


Fall  Picnic 


Sunday,  October  2,  the 
Student  Association  will  host 
Fall  Picnic  Day. 
The  picnic  will  begin  at  4:30 
on  the  ballfield  with  activities 


dents    up     into     Freshn 
Sophi 

The  classes  will  be 
competing  against  each  other  ^ 
to  see  who  can  get  the  most 
winning  points.  The  class 
with  the  most  winning  points 
will  be  announced  during 
supper,  according  to  S.A. 
President  Glenn  McElroy. 

A   picnic  supper   will    be 
served  at  6:00  p.m.   in   the 


Student  Park  and  can  be 
placed  on  the  student  I.D. 
cards.  The  cafeteria  will  be 
closed  for  supper  that  even- 
Following  supper,  enter- 
I  tainment  will  be  provided 
and  a  movie  entitled,  "Now 
You  See  It,  Now  You  Don't" 
starring  Kurt  Russell,  will  be 
shown.  Don't  forget  to  bring 
blankets  to  sit  on  or  cover  up 
with.  S.A.  Social  Activities 
Director,  Peggy  Branden- 
burg said,  "It's  going  to  be  a 
great  time.  Everyone  should 
id  either  participate 
for  their  class." 


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6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  29,  1983 


Time  Out 


Kent  Greve's  team  was 
victorious  over  opposing 
teams  despite  cold  weather 
in  SC's  All-night  Softball 
Tournament.  Led  by  Jerry 
Russell,  Dale  Tunnell.  and 
Don  Yowell,  Greve  shot  past 
Cantrell  11-4  for  the 
championship  which  ended 
at  5:49  a.m.  on  Sunday. 
The  road  to  victory  included 
an  upset  victory  over  top- 
seeded  Newmyer.  Tunnell, 
Greve,  Yowell,  Jim  Estrada, 
and  Don  Welch  each  had  two 
hits.  Jon  Scheffield  hit  two 
with  a  clutch  single  in  the 
fifth  inning  after  Newmyer 
had  puUed  to  a  tie  3-3  on  Rod 
Hartle's  Hrst  home  run  of  the 
game.  After  five  innings,  it 
wasGreve-6.  Newmyer-3.  In 
the  top  half  of  the  sixth, 
though,  Newmyer  came 
back.  Ted  Chase's  single 
scored  Stafford  Barzey  and 
put  runners  on  first  and  third 
forHartle.  The  third,  hoping 
to  catch  Hartle  sleeping,  was 
a  high  pitch  over  the  plate. 
Hartle  hit  a  towering  shot 
that  cleared  (he  fence  for 
Hartle's       second       homer. 


which  put  Newmyer  ahead 
7-6.  Greve  failed  to  score  in 
the  6th  and  Newmyer  failed 
in  the  topof  the  seventh.  But 
with  one  out  and  runners  on 
2nd  and  3rd,  Don  Welch  hit 
single  past  a  diving  Mike 
Dickerhoff  to  score  one,  and 
when  Hartle  misfielded  the 
single  in  left,  Yowell  came 
home  to  score  the  winning 
run,  leaving  the  score  8-7  for 

This  put  Greve  up  against 
Steve  Martin's  team.  Jerry 
Russell  and  Kent  Greve  each 
had  two  RBI's  including  two 
triples  by  Greve  in  their  6-1 
victory.  Dale     Tunnell' s 

pitching  put  Brad  Durby  out 
of  the  game  by  walking  him 
on  all  3  trips  to  the  plate. 
Russell  had  3  hits,  including 
his  own  2-RBl  triple  in  the 
seventh. 

Cantrell  was  the  next 
opponent  for  Greve.  Though 
Cantrell  was  the  underdog 
team  in  the  tournament,  the 
team  was  playing  well. 
Myron  Mixon  contributed  3 
hits,  scored  2  hits,  and 
batted  in  2  runs.    But  it  was; 


Dale  Tunnell  as  he 
accumulated  the  same  stats 
as  Mixon,  including  the 
game-winning  hit  in  the 
sixth.  Charles  Schnell  had  a 
two-run  sacrifice  fly  in  the 
second.     Don  Yowell  scored 


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The 


latch  of  Greve-Cantrell  was 
the  championship  slate  and  it 
started  at  5  a.m.  Many  of  the 
fans  had  been  forced  to  the 
dorms  by  the  cold  weather, 
but  about  17  stayed. 

Greve  took  the  early 
advantage  2-0  in  the  second. 
Cantrell  answered  with  4  in 
the  top  of  the  third  on  a  triple 
by  Kelvin  Mitchell,  an  RBI 
single  by  Mark  Hambleton,  a 
single  by  Terry  Cantrell,  and 
a  triple  bv  Eric  Mock.  Mock 
scored  when  Mixon  was  saf^ 
on  an  error.  Greve  got  two 
back  in  the  fourth  and  two 
more  to  move  ahead  in  the 
fifth.      In   the    sixth,    Greve 


Southern  College's  annual 
Fall  Golf  Tournament  will  be 
played  this  Sunday  at  Fall 
Creek  Falls,  according  to 
tournament  directory  Reed 
Christman. 

A  field  of  nearly  60  players 
have  entered  the  Men's  club 
sponsored  event  which  con- 
sists of  a   four-man,    select 


shot  format. 

This  year's  tournament  will 
be  divided  into  two  flights, 
with  prizes  being  awarded  to 
the  winning  team  in  each 
flight.  Prizes  will  also  be 
given  for  the  longest  drive 
and  closest  to  the  pin  on  a 
number  of  selected  holes. 
Last  Springs'  champions- 


Bruce  and  Dick  Stepanske, 
Ed  Knight,  and  Dick  Bird 
shot  a  tournament  record 
14-under  par  for  a  one-shot 
victory  in  the  event  held  at 
Moccasin  Bend  Golf  Course. 
They  will  try  to  become  the 
first  team  to  win  two  con- 
secutive championships 
since  the  tournament  was 
organized  in  1972. 


Women's  Softball  Standings 


exploded  for  five   runs   and 

Laurencell 

4 

put  the  game  out  of  reach, 
ending  the  game  11-4. 
Coach  Jaecks  said  that  the 

Torry 
Easley 
Glass 
Salisburry 

and    enjoyed   by    most    who 
watched. 

tGudmestad 
tout  of  league 

0 

Men 's  Fastpitch  Standing 

West 

Durby 

Stone 

Aguilera 

Faculty 

Culpepper 


East 


Men  Sponsor  Boat  Cruise 


by  Brenda  Roberts 


Hawley 
Miller 
Barzey 
Feist 


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The  annual  Fall  Boat  Cruise 
is  sponsored  by  the  Men's 
Club  and  is  their  major  event 
of  the  year.  It  involves  a 
romantic  evening  aboard  the 
Lake  Queen  and  will  be  held 
the  evenings  of  October  12 
and  13.  If  enough  couples 
show  interest  in  going,  the 
cruise  will  also  be  open  on 
October  11. 

Transportation  will  be 
provided  and  will  leave  from 
Wright  Hall  at  5:00  p.m.  and 
arrive  at  the  boat  about  6:00 


p.m.  Return  time  to  Wright 
Hall  will  be  approximately 
10:30  p.m. 

The  cost  is  $20.00  per 
couple  and  can  be  charged  on 
the  student  I.D.  card.  Tick- 
ets may  be  purchased  from 
Dean  Christman  in  Talge 
Hall.  The  cruise  is  for 
couples  only,  however  open 
dating  is  encouraged.  Ap- 
proximately 60  couples  will 
be  admitted  each  night. 

The  dress  is  very  informal. 
Wear  jeans  and  bring  a  coat 


and  blanket.  Supper  will  be 
served  buffet  style  and  live 
entertainment  will  be  pro- 
vided by  Bill  Young,  Steve 
Grice  and  their  band.  They 
will  play  a  little  bluegrass, 
some  country,  and  many 
popular  hits. 

The  boat  will  cruise  up  the 
Tennessee  River  through  the 
Chickamauga  Dam  locks. 
then  back  down.  Dinner  will 
be  served  on  the  way  there 
and  entertainment  on  the 
way  back. 


'     ~             '-  '-  ' ' 

SPORTS  QUIZ 

Match  the  following  players 

with  their  jersey  e 

umber: 

A.    19 

Babe  Ruth 

B.     3 

Stan  Musial 

C.     7 

Gordie  Howe 

D.    44 

Johnny  Unitas 

E.    24 

Henry  Aaron 

F.     6 

Wilt  Chamberlain 

G.    9 

Mickey  Mantle 

H.   99 

Willie  Mays 

I.   13 

Wayne  Oretzky 

J.  22 

Mike  Bossy 

K.  33 

September  29,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


Wow!  School's  getting 
underway-what  an  adjust- 
ment! This  year,  however, 
I'm  not  having  such  a  hard 
time  adjusting  to  school  be- 
cause my  dear  mother  made 
some  changes  at  our  house 
over  the  summer  to  help  ease 
the  pain  of  transition  from 
school  to  home. 


Let 


of 


you 


few 
of    the 


exam  pit 
thoughtful 
went   through    to    make    my 
jtay     at     home     more     like 

[First,    I'll   start    with    the 

,nges  she's   made   in   her 

king  and  mealtime  prac- 

s.     The  first  night  home 

she  cooked  the  vegetables  all 

day  long  so  I  wouldn't  go  into 

vitamin   shock!      Of  course, 

before    I    could    get    to    my 

garbonzo    loaf    and    yellow 

broccoli  I  had  to  wait  In  line 

fora  half  hour.  {I  don't  know 

where    she     got     all     those 

people.      I    only   remember 

having  one  brother). 

Wanting  a  salad  with  my 
dinner,  I  went  to  the  newly 


installed  island  in  our  kitchen 
and  found  my  mother  eager 
to  weigh  my  salad  (she 
slipped  her  thumb  on  the 
scale)  and  then  she  charged 
me  a  reasonable  .50  cents  an 
ounce.  What  a  mom! 

Of  course,    coming    from 
such  an  upbeat  college  I  felt 


the 


urge 


after  dinner  (I  love  that  soft 
serve  stuff).  I  made  my  way 
through  the  crowd  of  stran- 
gers (I  later  found  out  that 
mom  invited  all  the  people  I 
hadn't  met  yet,  home  from 
school  for  the  summer)  to  the 
ice-cream  machine.  As  I  got 
there,  mom  handed  the  last 
styrofoam  cup  of  baby-aspi- 
rin orange  ice-cream  to  an 
over-weight  co-ed.  Disap- 
pointment flowed  through 
me  until  I  realized  I  could 
always  settle  for  one  of  those 
gourd-sized  mangoes  with 
the  kerosene  flavor. 

After  dinner,  I  went  to  my 
room  to  recuperate  from  the 
fun!  As  1  was  laying  on  my 
bed  counting  the  holes  in  my 
new  false  ceiling,  I  heard  a 


knock  on  my  door.  I  ran  to 
open  it  and  found  my  old 
roommate  standing  in  the 
hall  with  5  suitcases  and  two 
refrigerator  boxes  in  her 
possession.  "Help  me  un- 
pack?" she  asked,  happy  to 
see  me  after  two  whole  days 
of  separation.  "Of  course," 
I  grinned,  finally  feeling  in 
place  with  all  the  comforts  of 
school.  (Mom  even  had  a 
small  refrigerator  in  my  room 
stocked  with  moldy  bread, 
grapes  turning  to  raisins, 
half  a  can  of  Pepsi-Free  and 
some  wilted  lettuce.) 
My  roommate  and  I  finished 
unpacking,  which  is  as  tiring 
at  home  as  at  school  (another 
little  idea  of  mom's).  Both  of 
us  felt  very  hungry  so  we 
decided  to  check  out  the  old 
kitchen  (maybe  raid  the  re- 
frigerator). As  we  approach- 
ed the  kitchen,  there  stood 
unknown  person  hollering 


cutlets  and  chocolate 
shakes."  Remembering 

this.  I  suddenly  felt  better. 
I  went  up  to  the  kitchen 
counter  and  placed  my  order 
with  another  unknown  per- 
son who  looked  as  if  she 
might  like  to  shoot  me. 
"Can't  you  read?"  she 
snarled.  "We're  out  of 
pickles,  bread,  veal  cutlets, 
ice-cream,  french  fries,  to- 
matos,  (she  takes  a  deep 
breath)  hot  dogs,  lettuce. 
and  Reese's  Cups. 

"Well,  what  do  you  have?" 
1  asked. 

"We  have  chili  and  about  a 
tablespoon  of  mayo,"  she 
replied   in   a  deep   growl   of 


■69.' 


"Oh 


I  sighed.     "Not  the  'sleeze 

My  roommate  nudged  me 
and  said,  "But  you  love  veal 


"I'll  take  it."  I  said  in  relief. 
As  1  was  about  to  sit  down 
(outside),  1  heard  a  scream 
and  saw  a  guy  dressed  in  a 
white  uniform  running  a- 
round  with  a  spatula  yelling, 
"Get  that  cockroach!" 
"Who's  that?"  I  asked  my 

"Oh.    him."    she    said. 
"Well,    he    runs    the    grill 


because  he's  got  a  great 
reputation  for  cockroach  kil- 
ling. His  record  is  1,000,006 


said.     "This  i 
exciting    tha 


I  finished  my  last  bit  of  chili 
and  mayo  just  as  mom 
walked  up  to  me  and  an- 
nounced, "Remember, 
honey,  you  now  have  to 
get  27  worship  points  a  week 
and  to  help  you  achieve  this 
goal,  we've  added  sunrise 
and  sunset  masses  in  addi- 
tion to  the  regular  Tuesday 
and    Thursday    11:00    mass- 


"Mom,"  1  said,  as  she 
snatched  a  red  bandana  from 
a  not-yet  indoctrinated  fresh- 
man, "You  sure  have  put 
yourself  out  this  summer  to 
make  me  feel  at  schooll" 

What  a  great  mom  she  is! 
I'm  just  glad  to  be  back  in 
school! 


^lassifieds 


Tom  Feist, 
Have  a  great  day! 


Your  Secret  Sis, 
Blue 
Dear  Thatcher; 

You  want  dates,  we  want 
SjBcret  sisters. 

^M  A-Wing 

^^  REWARD 

For  all  litter  critters  placed 
"1  a  proper  receptacle  - 
SmanyS  thanks.  Seriously, 
don't  you  think  our  campus 
Would  benefit  from  a  little 
concern  for  it's  natural 
beauty.  What  do  you  say  -- 
will  you  help  "Keep  SC 
beautiful?" 

DearJamey, 

Happy  Birthday  to  You! 
Happy  Birthday  to  You! 
Happy  Birthday,  Dear  Ja- 
Jeyl      Happy  Birthday  to 
You! 


Keep  smiling,  you  make 
my  day! ! 

From  your  Secret  Sister 


Dear  People  who  aren't  at 

the  top  but  aren't   lonely 

either: 

Thanks  for  the  concern  and 

you  can  help  make  it  not  so 

lonely,  my  office  is  always 

open  and  I  have  a  soft  lap! 

"Lonely  at  the  Top" 

Wanted: 

Anyone  interested  in 
heading  a  rescue  mission 
from  Orlando,  Florida, 
PLEASE  contact  Joanne 
and  Anna  at  711  Lake 
Estelle  Drive,  Orlando,  FL 
or  Call  TOLL  FREE: 
1-800-555-1212 

JD&SL 

Thank    you    for    your 
Love  you  both!! 


Here's  to  an  established 
tradition  of  listening  to  a  lot 
of  noise,  all  night!!! 


Dear  Barbara  Ann, 

Thanks  for  the  goodie 
and  all  the  sweet  notes. 


WANTEDWANTEDWANT 
Need  1  or  2  girls  that  would 
be  willing  to  help  pay 
expenses  for  a  house;  walk- 
ing distance  from  school 
and  the  rent  is  reasonable. 
Must  be  21  or  older  (and 
have  permission  from  the 
Dean  of  Students  if  young- 
er than  23).  For  more 
information,  please  contact 
me  right  away  at  this  #: 
238-2377  --  Dee.  We  need 
1  or  2  girls  now.  Call  early 
mornings  or  late  evenings. 
Thank  you. 

To  the  "3  Bears", 
Weloveyoull 

The  "3  Musketeers" 


Miss  Loveridge. 
Hope  your  birthday  v 
special  as  you  are!! 


Senior  portraits  will  be 
taken  this  Sunday  and 
Monday  from  12:00  to  6:00 
in  the  Student  Center. 
Seniors,  please  make  sure 
you  are  there  at  the  time 
you  signed  up. 


Maureen, 

What    time    i 
Congratulations!! 


Anyone  wanted  extra 
copies  of  the  Joker  can 
obtain  them  at  the  Student 
Center  desk  for  a  sum  of 
54.00  per  copy.  Second 
semester  supplements  are 
included  in  the  price. 

Joker  Staff 


Dear  Lonely  at  the  Top, 

Getting  stuck  on  a 
elevator  with  you  wasn't 
lonely. 

PP&BD 


The    BUSINESS    CLUB 

invites  you  to  go  camping 
this  weekend  at  Fall  Creek 
Falls.  There  will  be  rock 
climbing,  games,  and 
hiking.  Food,  transport- 
ation, and  campsite  will  be 
included  in  the  cost  of  S12 
for  members,  and  $15  for 
non-members.  Payment 
can  be  made  to  Mr.  Spears, 
Mn.  Rozell,  or  Don  Chase. 
Plan  on  coming  and  having 
a  great  weekend.  If  you 
have  trouble  finding  a  tent, 
come  by  and  let  Mr.  Spears 


Sidney  Poitier  will  star  in 
"Raisin  In  The  Sun,"  to  be 
shown  October  1  at,  8:00 
p.m.  in  Thatcher  Hall 
Worship  Room. 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/September  29,  1983 


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Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


K~f^  -f        •  A       ^  would      present 

ome  Things  Always  ChangeErH: 

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sionary 


;  year  ago  the  board  of 
of  Southern   Mis- 
Inary    College    voted    to 
name   of  this 
jtitution  to  Southern  Col- 
of    Seventh-Day    Ad- 
Jitists.        The     decision 
after  years  of  inter- 
ttent  debate.  On  the  one 
;  those  who 
Southern 
1  distortion 
nature   of  the 
s    an     accredited 
college.    At    the 
5  there  were  those 
re     apprehensive 
|t  any  change  would  be 
>ignal  that 
j  college  was  abandoning 
ndards    which    had 
ided  it  in  the  past.  The 
of  SCSDA    reflects 
I  attempt  to  satisfy  both 
Southern 
Blege  aspect  of  the  name 
nates    the    immediate 
iblem  of  portraying  the 
IS    something    less 
accredited  school 
|eh  it  is.  The  addition  of 
phrase     Seventh-day 
Jentist  clearly  identifies 
ontinuing     religious 
Eation  of  the  school. 
Ispite  the  merits  of  its 
ptions.  the  board's  de- 
1  has  probably  led  to 
discussion   than    be- 
To   a   certain    extent 
s  to  be  expected  since 
such    change    would 
f  rally  eiicit  considerable 
[ment.   While  some  of 
|objections  to  the  name 
as    to 
Jeve  their  objectivity,  for 
St  part  these   criti- 
epresent  an  exten- 
of    the     process     of 
lormai 
pan  response   to   it.    In 
[^case   of  changing   the 
I  institution  this 
jild  involve  the  rejection 
*"  initial  alternative  to 
[existing  name, 
fcause  the  present  name 
''^  college  is  a  compro- 
choice.  it  will  proba- 
atisfy   no  one.      The 
obvious    problem    is 
name's     cumbersome 
^1.    From  the  outset  it 
■vledged   that    a 
version     would 
o   be   used    both    in 
"■jargon  as  well  as  on 


official  documents.  But 
when  this  is  done  an  even 
greater  problem  arises  -■ 
the  college  loses  any  clearly 
identifiable  religious  or- 
ientation. For  some  this 
could  be  remedied  by  going 
back  to  the  old  name. 
Southern  Missionary  Col- 
lege, yet  in  voting  for  the 
current  name  the  board 
indicated  its  preference  for 
a  change.  A  return  to  the 
old  name  might  please 
some  but  would  also  resur- 
rect all  of  the  earlier  objec- 
tions. 

In  addition,  the  name 
Southern  College  is  notably 
lacking  in  significance. 
Probably  the  majority  of 
those  involved  with  the 
college  were  willing  to  ac- 
cept this  name  in  the 
expectation  that  it  would 
eventually  become  a  posi- 
tive attribute  of  the  school. 
Instead  it  has  become  in- 
creasingly evident  that  this 


A-ill 


be 


■ortened 


distinctive  as  most  people 
would  desire.  Reinforcing 
this  conclusion  is  the  fact 
that  at  least  eighteen  other 
colleges  have  "southern" 
as  part  of  their  name, 
including  a  Southern  Col- 
lege in  Orlando.  This  last 
point  should  be  a  compel- 
ling reason  for  reconsidera- 
tion. Time  may  iillow  for 
the  acceptance  of  the  cur- 
rent name,  but  it  is  unlikely 
that  it  will  ever  be  r 
as  the  best  designs 


college  could  have  chosen. 

During  the  past  year  this 
college  has  entered  an  im- 
portant period  of  transition. 
With  all  of  the  momentous 
challenges  confronting  the 
school  it  is  not  surprising  to 
encounter  a  reluctance  a- 
bout  once  again  consider- 
ing a  name  change.  Would 
it  not,  however,  be  more 
realistic  to  seize  this  mo- 
ment as  an  opportunity  for 
innovation  and  present  the 
best  possible  name  for  the 
college  as  it  moves  forward 
into  the  future? 

In  doing  this  two  criteria 
must  be  the  basis  for 
decision.  First,  the  name 
should  strenghten  the  col- 
lege's emphasis  on  its  ori- 
ginal Seventh-Day  Adven- 
tist  foundations.  Second, 
the  name  should  accurately 
signify  the  position  of  the 
college  as  an  accredited 
institution  of  higher  learn- 
ing. No  type  of  name 
satisfies  these  require- 
ments better  than  the  name 
of  significant  personality 
in  the  history  of  the  Se- 
venth-Day Adventist 

The  recent  report  on  this 
topic  by  Tony  Romeo  Ad- 
vertising supports  this  con- 
clusion. Writing  about  the 
hypothetical  example  of 
Richards  College  it  asserts, 
This  is  a  symbol  of  the 
type  of  name  we  believe  is 
appropriate  -  the  name  of 
a  recognizable  Seventh- 


.  The 


A'hich 


Day     Adventist 

the  only  alternative  \ 
is  distinctive,  meaningful 
to  Seventh-Day  Adventists 
and  without  negative  or 
radical    connotations    to 
non-Adventists. 
The  value  of  this  type  of 
name  is   demonstrated   by 
its  successful  use  in  such 
cases  as  Andrews  Univer- 
sity   and    Brigham    Young 
University.   Such  a  name  is 
short,    easy    to    say,    and 
memorable.    Above  all  this 
type  of  name  "provides  a 
solution  to  the  major  pro- 
blems"   encountered    with 
almost   any   other  type    of 

A  few  might  object  to  the 
Romeo  report  because  of 
the  limited  sampling  which 
its  survey  represents.  But 
the  precise  value  of  what  it 
suggests  is  found  in  its 
ability  to  rise  above  the 
fleeting  evidence  of  opir 


polls 


:  conclu- 


what  is  popular,  is  the  key 

As   the   Romeo      report 

carries  with  it  the  require- 
ment that  the  public  be 
educated.  The  advantage 
of  choosing  the  name  of  a 
prominent  Adventist  leader 
is  that  this  educational 
process  can  be  undertaken 
from  a  positive  stance.  The 
selection  of  such   a   name 


pioneer, 
velopn 


present  limitless 
reasserting 
commitment 
denomination  while 
conveying 
to  the  world  the  true  char- 
acter of  this  insthution. 
Explaining  the  name  of  this 
college,  were  it  based  on 
the  name  of  a  significant 
/ould  present  the 
opportunity  to 
)  the  origin,  de- 
ent,  and  continuing 
purpose  of  the  Seventh-Day 
Adventist  church.  By  con- 
trast, it  is  difficult  to  pro- 
vide public  relations  sup- 
port for  the  current  name 
without  sounding  apologe- 
tic. It  is  not  without 
significance  that  much  of 
what  has  been  said  in 
defense  of  the  new  name 
has  minimized  the  use  of  its 
last  part,  "of  Seventh-Day 
Adventists." 

In  carefully  scrutinizing 
the  history  of  the  Seventh- 
Day  Adventist  church,  five 


a  name  for  this 
college.   Apart  from  James 
and   Ellen   White,    few.    if 
any,    exceed    the    signifi- 
cance of  these  five  men  in 
the  early  developments  of 
the  Seventh-Day  Adventist 
movement.     Each  of  them 
possessed  their  own  unique 
characteristics,  but  all  were 
important  for  the  progress 
of  this  work.     All  of  them 
have   names   which    would 
give  this  college  a  clearly 
distinctive  identity.    These 
five  men  are  as  follows: 
Joseph  Bates 
A.G.Daniells 
William  Farnsworth 
Uriah  Smith 
E.A.  Sutherland 
One  characteristic  all  of 
these  names  have  in  com- 
mon  is  their  place  in   the 
early  years  of  the  denom- 
ination.       While    Daniells 
and  Sutherland  are  perhaps 
of  the  second   generation, 
they  worked  alongside  the 
older,    original    pioneers. 
The     avoidance    of    more 
recent  names  is  purposeful- 
five  names  belong  to 
nent  whose  work  has  with- 
;lood  the  test  of  time  and 
crutiny.   Each  of  them  was 
ruly  important  to  the  form- 
tive    experience    of    this 
In  addition,  these 
nes     have     an     equally 
thetic    appeal    and     in 


Th 


chui 


o 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6,  1983 


• 


Ediiorial 


Stealing?   At  Southern  College?  No.  You  can't  be  serious! 

But  I  am.  It  hannens  and  it  keeps  on  happening.  Your 
dorm  room  is  not  safe.  Your  car  is  not  safe.  Your  laundry  is 
not  safe.  Thieves  can  get  in  anywhere.  They  may  have  a 
key.  a  card,  a  knife,  a  hairpin,  but  they  still  get  in.  I'm 
afraid  to  leave  my  dorm  room  anymore. 

1  lock  everything  1  can  before  1  leave.  And  even  then,  when 
1  come  back,  something  may  be  gone.  A  shirt,  my  change, 
my  last  dollar  that's  suppose  to  last  until  1  get  paid  again, 
(at  the  end  of  the  month!)  Nothing  is  safe  anymore. 

But  just  in  case,  I'd  like  to  work  on  your  conscious  a  little. 
How  would  you  like  il  if  you  had  a  dollar  left  and  someone 
came  and  took  it?  Probably,  it  is  someone  who  needs  that 
dollar  less  than  1  do.  They  may  think  that  they  don't  have 
any  money,  but  that's  because  they  are  probably  out  buying 
new  clothes  with  the  money  that  they  stole  from  me. 

In  Bible  times,  the  children  of  Isreal  were  stoned  by 
stealing.  At  Southern  College,  the  students  aren't.  Most 
get  away  with  it,  and  never  get  caught. 

That's  too  bad.  Especially  for  those  of  us  who  keep  getting 
ripped  off. 


.-MM 


GARFIELD "  by  Jim  Davis 


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or 

Frances  Andrews 

rha  Soulharn  Accsnl  Is 

the  otriclal  aiudonl 

outhern  College  and  Is 
xceptlon  ol  vacation  and 

reloaaed  each  Thursday  wlih  the 
exam  weeks-    Opinions  expressed 

sS"'-'"-' 

eflecl  the  opinions  or  the  editors, 
venlh-day  Adventlst  church  or  the 
/ 

Dear  Editor. 

1  think  these  Bible  texts  will 
settle  the  debate  of  Mark 
Newmeyer's  letter  on  Chris- 
tian freedom.  "And  you 
mourn  at  last,  when  your 
flesh    and    your    body 


I  hi 


ned,    and    say:     Ho 


hated  instruction, 
y  heart  despised  reproof!  I 
ive  not  obeyed  the  voice  of 
y  teachers,  nor  inclined  my 
ir  to  those  who  instructed 
le!     I  was  on  the  verge  of 


total  ruin,  in  the  midst  of  the 
congregation  and  assem- 
bly." "He  shall  die  for  lack 
of  instruction,  and  in  the 
greatness  of  his  folly  he  shall 
go  astray."  Proverbs  5:11- 
14.23. 
Two  weeks  ago  when  I  first 
read  Mark  Newmeyer's  let- 
ter, I  whole-heartedly  agreed 
with  him.  After  reading  the 
paper,  I  glanced  through  my 
Bible  and  stumbled  upon  the 
above  verses.  1  know  it  was 
truly  an  inspiration  from  the 


Holy  Spirit, 

Christian     ar 

d    I     wouk 

know  where  to  look  for  si 

texts.      My 

conscience  1 

been   poking 

at  me  for 

past  couple 

weeks  to  sh 

my  discovery 

This  may  h 

clear  some  co 

nfused  opinio 

on    the    meaning    of    w 

authority  is. 

Sincere 

Kym  Coh 

Dear  Editor, 

The  children  of  the  third 
world  hold  out  their  hands  to 
you,  asking  for  one  tiny 
morsel  of  food.  Food,  the 
staff  of  life,  the  substance 
that  cavemen  fought  for  and 
the  substance  the  pilgrims 
gave  thanks  for  at  Plymouth 
Rock.  Even  though  the 
Russians  bombed  and  killed 
nice,  harmless  people,  we 
still  give  them  grain.  Food  is 
so  important  that  financial 
periodicals  like  The  Wall 
Street  Journal  and  Barron 's 


have  a  whole  commodities 
section.  Yes,  food,  some- 
thing we  all  need,  something 
so  important  to  the  whole 
survival  of  mankind  is  now 
being  played  with  by  our 
very  own  administration. 
!  admit  that  some  people  eat 
more  than  they  should,  espe- 
cially at  potlucks  and  pickle 
barrel  outings,  but  that  is  up 
to  the  diner  as  to  how  much 
he  decides  to  eat.  To  say  that 
I  can't  charge  over  $190. OU 
on  my  statement  for  food  is 
like  my  mother  telling  me  I 
can  only  have  five  sprays  of 


Right  Guard  for  the 
year.  That  does 
absurd,  I  know,  but  you)l 
can't  tell  someone  who  lol 
to  eat  and,  on  the  averal 
eats  about  $200.00  to  $250| 
a  month  that  he 
limited  to  the  amount  of  fl 
he  can  put  on  his  statemel 
I  suppose  the  big  wheels! 
Wright  Hall  think  that  |" 
only  reason  we're  here  ir 

eat;  well  if  that's 
then  why  not  say    'C 
take  $190.00  worth  of  cla^ 
a  semester?    Now  if  \ 
that  we'd  probably  have! 


October  6,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


^KeflecHon  Writing 


>    car   engine    purred 

Ljjigtiy  as  I  headed  south  on 

V.75.  My  mind  grappled  with 

t  text  I  had  just  learned  a  few 

■days  before.     "Beloved,  let 

■us  love  one  another."     Oh, 

■sure.  I  mumbled  as  my  mind 

Iflashed    back    to    the    past 

month  I  had  just  encounter- 

d. 

It  all  began   last   summer 

(vhen  I  attended  a  series  of 

neetings  in  my  home  town. 


felt  some  inner  power  mov- 
ing on  my  heart.  Well,  that 
same  power  impressed  me  to 
accept  Christ,  leave  home, 
and  attend  an  Adventist  col- 
lege. My  parents  weren't  too 
thrilled  about  the  idea.  They 
thought  it  was  just  a  passing 
fancy  --  but  I  was  determined 
to  learn  more  of  my  Saviour 
and  become  a  soul-winner  for 
Him. 

Upon  my  arrival  at  college, 
my  Christian  enthusiasm  met 


cold  stares.  I  wanted  to 
make  friends  with  everyone, 
but  they  only  jeered  me  and 
called  me  a  fanatic  when  I 
tried  to  share  my  ideas  nad 
thoughts  of  Christ.  Guess  I 
was  different  and  didn't  fit 
into  their  mold  of  "Christian- 
ity". Somehow  I  must  have 
gotten  on  the  wrong  side  of 
people  'cause  rumors  slan- 
dering my  character  started 
to  circulate  through  campus. 
I  tried,  man,  I  tried  to  stand 


up  for  myself  and  show  that  I 
was  a  good  person.  But  that 
just  brought  more  laughter 
and  jokes  from  my  peers.  I 
soon  began  doubting  that 
power  that  had  led  me  to 
college.  As  the  pressures 
around  me  began  to  build,  I 
was  forced  to  leave  the  place 
I  had  looked  to  for  spiritual 
growth. 

The  mile  markers  began  to 
blur  as  I  continued  my  home- 
ward journey.    Another  text 


popped  into  my  mind;  this 
one  about  Christ  when  He 
talked  about  being  hungry, 
blind,  naked,  sick,  and  in 
prison  and  no  one  came  to 
His  support.  My  fingers 
gripped  the  steering  wheel 
tightly  as  1  thought  about  my 
painful  experience.  A  tear 
slipped  down  my  cheek  when 
I  realized  that  I  was  the 
stranger  and  they  did  not 
take  me  in.  I  was  different  .  . 
and  they  did  not  accept  me. 


ffire  half  of  the  teachers  and 

one  would  like  that,  now, 

uldthey?   Well,  we're  not 

Itoo  crazy   about   having  our 

I  diet  habits  changed  either.   I 

[think  the  fellas  on  the  board 

I  should  reconsider  that  one.    I 

n  it  wouldn't  be  good  PR 

I  for    the    school    to    have    a 

|cafeteria  boycott  right  in  the 

niddle  of  Alumni  Weekend, 

Iwould  it?   Na,  I  don't  think  it 

|would. 

Well,  the  guys  aren't  the 


only  ones  feeling  the  burden 
of  the  tightly  wrapped  arm  of 
beauracracy  around  their 
necks.  Where  there  is  a 
ceiling,  there  is  also  a  floor. 
I'm  sure  that  there  are  some 
girls  out  there  who  could 
manage  to  eat  $250.00  worth 
of  food  each  month.  But, 
realistically,  the  more  petite 
ones  can  hardly  manage 
S30.00.  This  is  probably 
because  the  Talge  Hall  guys 
appreciate  the  fact  that  Re- 


verse Weekend  is  a  farce  and 
ask  the  girls  out  constantly, 
usually  taking  them  to  Ben- 
nigan's  before  seven  (We  all 
know  it  becomes  a  bar  after 
.)  But  why  should  the 
be  subjected  to  the 
kind  of  socialistic  de- 
mands? If  they  don't  want  to 
eat  $70.00  worth  of  food  a 
month,  why  should  they? 
We  students  are  faithful  in 
paying  our  bills  (some,  of 
course,  later  than  others).    If 


girls 


you  think  good  nutrition  is  don't  think  my  mother  would 
the  reason,  then  think  again,  ever  tell  me  that  1  could  only 
because  when  you  see  the  eat  a  set  amount  of  food  a 
girls  rushing  through  the  month.  Remember  when 
cafeteria  line  stuffing  their  Alumni  Weekend  comes  a- 
bags  with  cookies  and  Cap-  round,  the  old  guarde  may 
tain  Cruch  cereal  just  to  not  like  to  see  a  bunch  of 
reach  the  limit,  then  your  starving  college  kids  scream- 
idea  of  nutrition  is  a  lot  ing,  "Give  us  food  or  give  us 
different  than  mine.  We,  the  death,  as  we  breathe  our 
third  world  children,  are  starving  breath." 
pretty  irate  about  this  floor 

and  ceiling  policy.     In  other  Sincerely, 

words,  it's  pretty  dumb.     I  Lance  L.  Martin 


Classifieds 


To    the    Mysterious    Rose 
Man, 

I  definitely  was  surprised 
when  I  got  a  dozen  red 
roses  from  you.  But  be- 
lieve me,  it  really  did 
brighten  up  my  day. 
Words  cannot  express  my 
thanks. 

Love, 
Roxanne  A. 


The  Married  Student's 
Weekend  Retreat  will  be 
held  October  7-9  at  Indian 
Creek  Camp.  It  will  cost 
S22.00/couple  and  there 
will  be  a  special  speaker.  If 
you  have  already  signed 
up,  be  sure  to  pay  at  the 
cashier's  and  bring  the 
receipt.  Maps  are  available 
at  the  Student  Center  desk. 
Contact  Ed  Lamb  for  more 
information. 


Steve  Durkac. 
This  is  to  let  you  know  that 
your  secret  sister  loves  you. 
Even  if  she  isn't  much  of  a 
secret  keeper.  Do  you 
know  who  I  am?  You'd 
better! 


Me 


Don't  worry  about  being 
lonely.  You  can  call  me 
anytime. 

Love  always. 
Your  Secret  Sis 


Mark  Newmyer, 
Hope  your  day  is  ; 


Your  Secret  Sis 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6,  1983 


Music  in  Central  Park 


"Music  in  Central  Park" 
will  be  the  theme  for  this 
year's  annual  Pops  Concert, 
to  be  held  Saturday.  October 
8.  at  8:15  p.m.  in  the  P.E. 
Center.  The  concert,  a 
combined  effort  of  all  the 
various  groups  sponsored  by 
the  Music  Department,  has 
been  scheduled  for  Alumni 
Weekend  for  the  second 
This  schedul 


;  Dr.  Ma 


Ro- 


to perfect  their  respective 
numbers  in  a  relatively  short 
period  of  time,  but  he  feels 
that  it  is  a  positive  unifying 
force,  pushing  the  students 
toward  a  common  goal.  Dr. 
Robertson  also  feels  that 
having  a  major  production 
such  as  this  early  in  the  year 
helps  to  build  support  for  the 
Music  Department  from  the 
beginning. 


groups,  including  Southern 
Bel  Canto,  under  the  direc- 
tion of  Larry  Otto,  Die  Meis- 
tersinger.  led  by  Dr.  Robert- 
son, and  the  Southern  Col- 
lege Corale.  directed  by  Don 
Runyan.  The  symphonic 
Orchestra.  led  by  Orlo  Gil- 
bertm  and  the  Concert  Band, 
under  the  direction  of  Pat 
Silver  make  up  the  instru- 
mental part  of  the  presenta- 


bertson.  Chairman  of  the 
Division  of  Music,  does  put 
some  pressure  on  the  groups 


The     Pops     Concert     is 

The  program  will  feature     modeled  after  the  style  made 

selections  from  each  of  five     famous  by  the  Boston  Pops 


Orchestra,  and  gets  its  name 
from  the  popular  style  of 
music  which  will  be  featured. 
All  of  the  groups  will 
perform  numbers  with  a 
"New  York-feel,"  according 
to  Dr.  Robertson,  and  an 
extensive  bit  of  staging  will 
be  done.  The  sets  used  for 
the  performance  have  been 
constructed  under  the  super- 
vision of  Denise  Read. 

Although  there  is  no 
admission  charge  for  stu- 
dents, refreshments  will  be 
sold  at  various  intermissions. 


Popcorn,  pretzels,  and  drinks 
will  all  be  available  for  a  I 
small  fee. 

Overall,  Dr.  Robertson  feels 
the  program  will  have  some- 
thing for  everyone.  While  it 
is  aimed  primarily  at  the 
students,  both  community 
members  and  the  visiting 
alumni  should  find  the  pro- 
gram  entertaining.  "ifj 
fun,"  said  Dr.  Robertson. 
"It's  simply  good,  clean 
fun." 


International  Food 
Comes  To  SC 


The  Third  Annual  Interna- 
tional Food  Fair,  a  celebra- 
tion of  the  wonderful  diver- 
sity of  the  world's  food,  will 
be  held  in  the  Spaulding 
Elementary  School  Gymnasi- 
um, beginning  at  11:00  a.m. 
on  Sunday,  October  9,  and 
ending  at  6:00  p.m.  The  Fair 
will  feature  authentically 
prepared  foods  from  nations 
such  as  Italy.  Mexico.  Korea, 


This  extravaganza  is  spon- 
sored by  the  Student  Mis- 
sions Club,  and  the  money 
raised  will  be  used  to  help 
defray  the  traveling  ex- 
penses of  Southern  College's 
student  missionaries.  Stu- 
dents who  have  worked  in 
the    mission    field    will    be 


cooking  and  serving  the  cui- 
sine of  their  host  country  in 
much  the  same  style  as  "the 
real  thing".  In  addition  to 
the  students,  many  members 
of  the  community  who  have 
traveled  overseas  will  be 
contributing  their  time  and 
talents  to  this  c 


Last  year  over  700  people 
enjoyed  the  food  and  fun, 
and  helped  to  raise  around 
$2,000.  Television  coverage 
is  expected  this  year  again, 
and    the    Student    Missions 


Club  expects  to  see  around  project?    "The  idea  of  a  food 

1200  people.    Eventually,  as  fair  lends  itself  well  to  the 

this  event  becomes  a  tradi-  concept  of  foreign  missions, 

tion,  the  Club  hopes  to  make  says  Chaplain  Jim  Herman, 

a   profit    of   somewhere    be-  "as    well    as    providing    an 

tween      $4,000      -       $6,000  exciting    social    and   cultural 

to  buy  food  at  the  fair,  one  event.        Besides     that,    it 

must    purchase    a    book    of  promises  to  be  a  lot  of  fun   • 

coupons  for  $3.00.     A  maxi-  an 'epicurean's  heaven'!" 
mum  of  S6. 00  can  be  charged 
on     a     student's     ID     card, 
making  it  possible  to  pay  for 
a  date's  meal. 


Why  have  a  food  fair  rather 
than  any  other  fund-raising 


Senior  Class  Officers  Elected 


by  Shirley  I 
The  December  Senior  Class 
of  1983  held  its  first  meeting 
of  the  school  year  last  Thurs- 
day morning  on  September 
29.  in  Thatcher  Hall.  The 
meeting  was  conducted  by 
S.C.'s  Academic  Dean,  Cyril 
Futcher  and  his  secretary, 
Graycc  Grant. 

The  meeting  was  called  to 
order  with  prayer  by  Dr. 
Futcher,  followed  by  reading 
names  of  all  141  potential 
graduates  of  December.  In 
this  group  of  Seniors,  57  are 
acquiring  Bachelor's  degrees 
and  84  are  receiving  Associ- 


Nom 

offices  were  taken  and  voted 
on.  The  following  have  been 
elected  as  1983  December 
Senior  class  Ofiicers: 
President:  Karen  Wilcox 
Vice-President:  Joey  Bird 


Vice-President  (Orlando): 
James  Gershon 

Secretary/Treasurer:  Steve 
Tankersley 

Pastor:  Barry  Scott 

Nominations  for  sponsors 
were  taken,  voted  on,  and 
the  top  three  names  listed 
below  have  been  passed  on 
to  John  Wagner,  SC  Presi- 
dent, for  further  considera- 

1.  Steve  Spears 

2.  Edward  Lamb 

3.  Bonnie  Hunt 
Suggestions  for  speakers  to 

deliver  the  commencement 
address  at  the  December 
graduation  were  given  as 
follows: 

David  Osborne,  Gary  Pat- 
terson, and  Don  Weatherall. 
The  chosen  speaker,  depend- 
ing on  their  schedule  and 
other  appointments,  will  be 
announced  at  a  later  date 


for  next 
;an  Study 
Tour  are  now  being  accepted 
according  to  Dr.  William 
Wohlers.  Tour  Director.  At 
the  present  time,  a  deposit  of 
$150.00  will  hold  a  place  on 
the  tour  until  full  payment  is 
due  next  February. 

The  tour  will  leave  on  May 
22,  1984,  flying  from  Atlanta 
to  London's  Gatwick  Airport. 
It  will  return  from  Frankfurt, 
West  Germany,  on  July  9. 
Highlights  of  the  intinerary 
include  twelve  days  in  En- 
gland, twelve  days  in  Italy, 
and  ten  days  in  West  Ger- 
many. The  tour  will  also 
travel  through  the  spectacu- 
lar Alpine  countryside  of 
Switzerland.      Altogether   it 


European  Tour 
Offers  Credit 


will  visit  more  than  forty 
cities  and  towns  including 
London,  Amsterdam,  Paris, 
Florence,  Rome,  Venice,  Vi- 
enna, and  Munich. 

The  tour  is  especially 
designed  for  Southern  Col- 
lege students  but  will  also 
welcome  students  from  other 
college  and  any  interested 
non-students.  A  total  of  six 
semester  hours  of  credit  may 
be  earned  on  the  tour.  These 
credits  may  be  in  either 
history  or  humanitites.  The 
charge  for  tuition  is  included 


in  the  basic  price  of  the  tour. 
The  current  price  of  the  tour 
is  $3350.00.  This  amount 
covers  all  transportation,  lod- 
ging, admissions,  tuition, 
and  two  meal  per  day. 

At  the  present  time  there 
are  plenty  of  spaces  open  on 
the  tour,  but  the  number  is 
limited.  The  tour  will  be  held 
to  a  maximum  of  the  first 
forty  who  pay  their  fees.  All 
inquiries  about  the  tour 
should  be  directed  to  William 
Wohlers,  Department  of  His- 
tory, Lynn  Wood  Hall,  Rni. 
207.  238-2682  or  396-3220. 


October  6,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


.  and 


Some  Things  Never  Change 


When  I  first  came  to  SMC  in 
1957,  all  the  academic  build- 
ings and  dormitories  were  on 
the  hill  while  the  farm  build- 
ings (barns,  silos,  a  dairy) 
plus  the  College  Store,  bar- 
ber shop,  and  a  row  of  "little 
brown  houses"  were  on  the 
flat  pasture  land  below.  A 
road  flanked  by  magnificent 
spruce  trees  (the  sole  survi- 
vor stands  on  the  northeast 
corner  on  the  new  business 
and  communications  build- 
ing) passed  between  build- 
ings and  the  hill.  And  at  the 
end  of  the  road  (just  where 
Industrial  Road  begins)  was 
a  grand  Victorian-style  three- 
story  building  called  the 
Yellow  House. 

The  College   Store  was  a 
j  delightfully    controlled    me- 
lange of  groceries,  drug  store 
I  items,    hardware,    electrical 
appliances,  book  store,   and 
gift  shop.    To  the  left  as  you 
I  entered  there  was  a  regular 
I  old-fashioned    soda-fountain 
I  (stools   and    all)    where   you 
I  could  order  such  unhealthful 

■  but  scrumptious   goodies   as 
I  thick  malteds,  banana  splits, 

sodas,      and      grilled 

■  cheese       sandwiches       that 
1  sometimes  had  two  or  three 

■  layers  of  cheese  between  the 
I  slices  of  bread-Mrs.  Heffer- 

mother  ran  the  fountain 
I  most  successfully  for  several 


years.  Speaking  of  Heffer- 
lins,  there  were  several  years 
in  the  late  50's  and  early  60's 
when  Dr.  Ray's  eternal  youth 
fooled  many  students  who 
kept  asking  him  if  he  was  a 
new  student  here-possibly  a 
Junior  or  Senior? 

The  Academy  was  on  the 
spot  where  Summerour  Hall 
now  stands.  The  "Big  day" 
came  when  the  bulldozers 
came  and  knocked  down  the 
wooden  walls  of  the  Aca- 
demy and  later  on  old  Talge 
Hall.  It  was  an  overwhelm- 
ing sight  to  see  entire  floors 
and  walls  come  tumbling 
down-of  course  Engineering 
(then  called  buildings  and 
Grounds)  had  salvaged  the 
doors,  window  frames,  and 
anyhthing  else  of  value  so 
there  wasn't  too  much  hold- 
ing the  buildings  up!  Prior  to 
that  all  the  farm  buildings, 
store,  houses,  and  the  rest 
were  razed  to  make  room  for 
the  "new"  Talge  Hall, 
Thatcher  Hall,  the  Library, 
and  the  Nursing  Bilding. 
Hackman  Hall  was  only  half 
as  big  as  it  Is  now  and  not 
only  that,  Physics  and  Math 
(plus  Biology  and  Chemistry) 
were  all  squeezed  into  that 
small  space.  Since  a  depart- 
ment consisted  of  only  a 
couple  of  teachers  (for  sever- 
al years  Biology  was  Dr.  H. 


H,  Kuhlman  and  E.O.G.), 
the  offerings  were  limited 
and  even  though  the  enroll- 
ment was  small  (from  450 
and  then  gradually  working 
up  to  1000)  the  classes  were 
large.  There  just  weren't 
too  many  electives.  I  remem- 
ber the  first  embryology 
class  that  I  taught  had  40  in 
it--this  year  there  are  only 
10!  The  point  is  with  all  the 
crowding  and  limited  offer- 
ings we  teachers  had  the 
feeling  that  there  were  a  lot 
of  students  here.  We  were 
teaching  the  descriptive,  tax- 
onomic,  structural  type  of 
Biology  with  lots  of  dissec- 
tions and  field  work  with 
students  collecting  every- 
thing (leaves,  flowers,  fish, 
mammals,  birds)  and  they 
were  required  to  make  ela- 
borate "exact"  drawings. 
There's  still  some  of  that 
going  on,  but  we  hadn't  yet 
"gotten  into"  the  molecular, 
physiological,  and  behavioral 
aspects  of  today's  biology. 
But,  there  was  a  lot  of  spirit 
and  comraderie  and  excite- 
ment through  it  all.  I 
remember  Jim  Tucker  (he's 
president  of  the  American 
Birding  Association  now) 
caught  a  skunk  and  he  want- 
ed to  deodorize  it.  His 
method  was  to  soak  the 
skunk  in  tomato  juice-he 
filled  a  sink  with  5-6  gallons 


of  juice  and  left  the  skunk  in 
it  overnight.  The  next  morn- 
ing the  entire  building  was 
fragrant  with  the  odor  of 
"skunked"  tomato  juice  and 
after  Jim  washed  the  juice  off 
the  skunk,  it  still  smelled  as 
bad  as  the  day  before. 

The  cafeteria  was  in  the 
basement  of  Jones  Hall;  the 
library  was  in  Daniell's  Hall 
and  the  Tabernacle-Auditor- 
ium {which  everyone  simply 
called  "the  Tab")  was  the 
gym,  chapel,  church,  social 
hall,  skating  rink,  and  the 
place  where  all  programs 
were  staged  (something  like 
our  P.E.  Center  has  been 
lately). 

Students  were  "into" 
staging  elaborate  plays  and 
pageants  and  talent  shows- 
lots  of  participation.  Every 
Christmas  the  Student  Asso- 
ciation put  on  a  Christmas 
extravaganze  with  "authen- 
tice  costumes"  provided  by  a 
marvelous  costume  rental  a- 
gency  in  Chattanooga  called 
Eaves.  In  Sabbath  School 
before  Christmas  there  was 
always  a  pageant  replete 
with  dramatic  "wise  men" 
marching  regally  down  the 
center    aisle    (Jim    Herman 

course,  the  first  semester 
didn't  end  until  the  third 
week  in  January  so  students 
weren't  plagued  with  study- 


ing for  finals  at  Christmas- 
time as  they  are  now. 

Besides  programs  and 
pageants,  we  had  picnics 
(all-day-no-school  affairs) 
and  pasture  parties  and 
hikes.  Just  about  everyone 
went  Ingathering.  As  mas- 
ter-minded and  engineered 
by  "big"  Bill  Taylor,  bus- 
loads of  students  went  to 
Atlanta.  Knoxville.  Gatlin- 
burg  and  all  points  in  be- 
tween. The  classes  were  all 
organized  (Seniors.  Juniors. 
Sophomores,  Freshmen) 

with  a  full  slate  of  officers 
and  they  all  had  banquets, 
parties,  picnics,  waffle  sup- 
pers and  inter-class  contests. 
You  had  a  rough  time 
socially  if  you  were  "more 
than  a  sophomore,  but  not 
yet  a  Junior"-where  did  you 
belong? 

And  so  it  went  in  those 
olden,  golden  days  when 
SMC  was  ever  prospering, 
growing,  building,  and  im- 
proving. Its  name  has  been 
changed  (and  may  be 
changed  again)  but  thanks  to 
the  dedicated  administra- 
tors, faculty  members,  and 
students  of  the  past,  we  have 
the  tremendous  institution  of 
today.  Yesterday's  memor- 
ies have  paved  the  way  for 
tomorrow'; 


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6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6.  1983 


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When  I  first  i 
SMC  campus  in  1956,  the 
place  was  small-under  500 
students.  A  row  of  buildings 
strung  along  the  hill 
from  the  Tabernacle  to  old 
Miller  Hall.  And  it  was  a  hot 
August-with  air  condition- 
ing unheard  of.  The  setting 
al,  barns  being  lo- 
cated where  Thatcher  Hall 
and  the  tennis  courts  are 
now.  The  main  road  went 
straight  through  the  campus 
where  the  west  wings  of 
Talge  and  Thatcher  Halls  are 
now  situated. 

The  most  impressive  part  of 
the  campus  was  the  grassy 
slope  on  the  hill  in  front  of 
the  buildings.  The  four 
wooden  buildings-Taber- 
nacle, old  Talge,  tynn  Wood 
Hall,  and  Jones  Hall,  were 
separated  by  the  three  new 


brick  buildings,  Hackman, 
Daniells,  and  Miller  Halls. 
Lynn  Wood  Hall  included 
most  of  the  classrooms,  the 
Health  Service,  and  the 
Home  Economics  Depart- 
ment, the  Industrial  Arts 
Department,  as  well  as  all 
the  Arts  and  Letters  areas. 
The  church  pastor's  office 
was  located  there  as  were  all 
other  administratvie  offices. 
It  was  the  centef  of  activity. 
Only  the  Science  and  Music 
Departments  were  in  sepa- 
rate buildings. 

As  is  still  true  today,  the 
best  part  of  the  college  was 
the  students.  They  were 
hard-working  and  remained 
on  campus-few  had  cars. 
Attendance  at  chapels,  week- 
end meetings  and  Saturday 
night  programs  was  nearly 


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October  6,  I983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Unique-was  the  Usher's 
Club -membership  by  invita- 
tion only,  and  members  were 
on  duty  for  each  Friday 
evening  Vespers,  Sabbath 
School  and  Saturday  night 
program.  The  students  and 
staff  knew  everyone  on  cam- 
pus. It  truly  was  a  large, 
happy  family. 

The  most  versatile  building 
on  the  campus  was  the 
Tabernacle,  serving  as  gym, 
auditorium,  and  church. 
Particularly  astounding  were 
the  basketball  games  and 
roller  skating,  with  roof- 
supporting  posts  forming  a 
slalom  course  down  each  side 
of  the  room.  Volleyball 
required  "threading  a  nee- 
dle" between  the  rafters  and 
the  net  The  pastor  Elder 
Beckner     was   proud   of  his 


church  on  Sabbath,  however, 
with  its  pine-panelled  walls, 
wooden  floor,  two  large  over- 
head fans,  and  an  electric 
organ. 

1956  was  not  necessarily  the 
good  old  days,  but  the  close 
school    family    provided     a 
school   spirit   which    is    now 
lacking.   It  is  the  people  that 
make  a  school.     New  I    " 
ings,  sleek  cars,  fancy 
puter    terminals,    exp 
banquets    in    Atlanta,     and 
government    tuition     grants 
are  all  nice,  but  they  do  not 
replace      dedicated,      hard- 
working   Christian    students 
and  staff  in  making  a  school 
great.  It  was  true  in  the  past, 

:   to   be   true 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6,  1983 


abbreviated  form  are  also 
acceptable. 

The  time  has  come  to  take 
a  positive  approach.  It  is 
time  to  choose  a  name 
which  is  the  best  possible 
name  for  this  college,  not 
because  of  a  dislike  for  all 
or  part  of  a  previous  name. 
In  taking  this  action  the 
board  would  have  to  con- 
sider the  concerns  of  all 
constituients,  but  it  should 
not  base  its  final  decision 
on  either  personal  opinions 
or  popular  surveys.  It 
should  base  its  decision  on 
principle  and  thus  demon- 
strate a  refreshing  bold- 
ness in  selecting  that  name 
which  best  represents  the 
foundations  upon  which 
this  school  has  been  built. 
In  doing  this  the  board 
would  confirm  the  progres- 
sive confidence  which  all 
who  are  connected  with  this 
institution  need  to  demon- 
strate. By  building  firmly 
on  its  divinely  inspired 
past,  this  college  can  pro- 
ceed fearlessly  into  the 
future.  A  new  name, 
chosen  from  the  rich  heri- 
tage of  Adventism,  would 
provide  an  immediate 
source  of  inspiration  for 
renewing  the  commitment 
to  finish  God's  work. 


Specificallv,  Daniells'  in- 
fluence was  crucial  in  four 
areas  in  the  history  of  this 
church:  organizational 

outreach,  education  of 
young  people,  and  the  cen- 
tral role  of  the  Spirit  of 
Prophecy. 

Daniells  became  President 
of  the  General  Conference 
in  1901.  Earlier  that  year 
Ellen  White  had  called  for  a 
revamping  of  the  church's 
organization  in  order  to 
enhance  its  effectiveness. 
It  was  this  which  led  to  the 
of  the  present 
ion  and  union  confer- 
structure.    and   Dan- 


ells 


the 


responsible  for  implement- 
ing it.  Acting  upon  the 
admonitions  of  Sister 
White  and  his  own  exper- 
ience as  a  leader  in  Austra- 
lia. Daniells  reshaped  the 
structure  of  the  advent 
movement  and  helped 
make  it  the  dynamic  world 
church  that  it  is  today. 

Daniells  was  a  man  with 
boundless  vision  and  his 
zeal  in  reordering  the  struc- 
ture of  the  church  was  not 
simply    for    administrative 


both  in  the  United  States 
and  abroad  he  constantly 
worked  for  more  effective 
missionary  activity  and  for 
stronger  financial  support 
for  it.  His  innovations 
included  the  creation  of  a 
foreign  mission  board  and 
the  encouragement  of  sys- 
tematic goals  for  mission 
giving.  Daniells  himself 
had  entered  foreign  mis- 
sion service  only  twelve 
years  after  J.N.  Andrews 
pioneered  such  endeavors, 
and  as  Robertson  asserts, 
"If  one  passion  above 
others  held  Daniells  in  its 
grasp,  it  was  his  love  for 
foreigh  missions." 

This  commitment  carried 
over  in  his  concern  for 
young  people.  He  is  fre- 
quently referred  to  as  a 
"young     people's     man," 

could  be  cited  to  illustrate 
his  concern  for  them.  But 
his  overriding  obsession 
was  the  training  of  young 
people  for  service  in  the 
work  of  the  church.  He  was 
instrumental  in  establish- 
ing Avondale  College  in 
Australia  and  continually 
pointed  to  it  as  a  model  that 
all  SDA  schools  should 
follow  in  their  primary  pur- 
pose of  training  mission- 
aries for  the  church.  He 
believed  that  every  young 
church  member  should  be 
in  SDA  schools  and  did 
everything  he  could  to  faci- 
litate this  objective.  His 
own  words  reveal  his  belief 
that  "we  must  put  forth 
tireless  efforts  on  behalf  of 
these  young  people."  It 
was  in  this  spirit  that  he  led 
out  in  the  formation  of  the 
original  Missionary  Volun- 
teer Society. 

Elder  Daniells  served  this 
denomination  for  twenty- 
one  years  as  General  Con- 
ference President.  During 
that  period  the  church 
faced  some  of  its  most 
serious  doctrinal  chal- 
lenges including  that  of 
John  Harvey  Kellogg.  The 
strength  of  Daniells'  lead- 
dership  was  one  of  the 
major  assets  in  the  struggle 
of  the   church    to    combat 


the 


ubve 


nflu- 


enable  the  church  to  fulfill 
its  mission  of  spreading  the 
three  angels'  messages  to 
all  the  world.    As  a  leader 


When  he  surrendered  his 
duties  to  W.  A.  Spicer  in 
1922,  Daniells  did  not  cease 
his  efforts  to  support  the 
truth.  First  as  Secretary  of 
the  General  Conference 
then  as  Secretary  of  the 
new  Ministerial  Associa- 
tion he  devoted  the  last 
thirteen  years  of  his  life  to 
the  defense  of  the  Seventh- 
day  Adventist  faith.  Two 
tangible  results  of  these 
years  continue  to  retain 
their  timeless  relevance. 
His  book,  Christ  Our  Right- 


eousness, draws  upon  the 
Spirit  of  Prophecy  to 
emphasize  the  necessity  of 
having  a  practical  experi- 
mental relationship  with 
Christ.  And  his  book.  The 
Abiding  Gift  of  Prophecy. 
is  still  one  of  the  most 
inspiring  presentations 
regarding  the  gift  God  has 
given  to  this  church.  His 
words  of  advice  to  a  fellow 
traveler  reveal  his  purpose 
in  these  efforts. 

To  name  this  college  after 
A.G.  Daniells  would  give  it 
a  name  that  is  distinctive 
and  unique  as  well  as 
phonetically  attractive.  But 
more  importantly,  it  would 
strengthen  the  stated  com- 
mitment of  this  school  to 
the  foundations  of  this 
church.  As  Ellen  White 
has  advised,  our  assurance 
of  remainging  faithful  in 
the  present  in  directly  re- 
lated to  our  awareness  of 
God's  leading  in  the  past. 
The  choice  of  the  name 
Daniells  College  would 
prove  infinitely  valuable  in 
encouraging  just  this  kind 
of  essential  remembrance. 


SAC 

1 .  It  is  not  sufficiently 
unique.  It  would  give  this 
schol  excactly  the  same 
initials  as  the  SDA  college  in 
Texas  which  only  emphasizes 
the  fact  that  this  name  lacks 
distinctiveness. 

2.  The  term  "Adventist"  is 
only  part  of  the  name  of  this 
church.  Few  would  counte- 
nance any  implication  that 
the  "Seventh-day"  part  of 
our  name  is  any  less  impor- 
tant than  the  "Adventist." 
The  use  of  this  shorthand 
version  of  our  name  as  an 
official  designation  of  this 
college  gives  the  impression 
of  superficially  slick  packag- 
ing rather  than  firm  commit- 
ment  to   the   depth    of  this 


such  right  exists  with  regard  greatest  number  of  people, 

to  the  term  "Adventist"  by  V  the  course  content  of  this 

itself.      Any   SDA  off-shoot  school   were   based   on   the 

group   could    use   the   term  same  kind  of  compromise, 

"Adventist"  as  part  of  their  there  would  be  little  reason 

naj^g  to  keep  the  college  open. 


3.  There  is  immediate 
potential  for  confusion  in  the 
use  of  the  term  "Adventist." 
Seventh-day  Adventists  are 
not  the  only  "Adventists"  in 
the  world.  Furthermore 
while  there  is  legal  precedent 
for  the  church  to  retain  sole 
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4.  There  is  fallacy  in  the 
belief  that  the  term  "Adven- 
tist ' '  would  bring  instant 
understanding.  It  is  not 
difficult  to  establish  from 
experience  that  the  term 
"Adventist"  does  not  man  a 
great  deal  to  the  world  in 
general.  This  is  especially 
true  when  it  stands  by  itself. 
Most  of  the  world  has  only  a 
hazy  and  often  inaccurate 
notion  of  who  Adventist  are 
and  what  they  believe. 

5.  The  name  Southern 
Adventist  College  is  imper- 
sonal. This  name  implies 
that  the  essence  of  this 
movement  is  its  buildings, 
organization,  and  its  dogma. 
Nothing  could  be  further 
from  the  truth.  The  heart 
and  soul  of  this  movement  is 
the  people  in  it  and  their 
experiential  relationship  with 
God  and  each  other.  The 
organization  and  structure  of 
this  movement  is  a  result  of 
the  likemindedness  of  the 
people  who  make  it  up. 

6.  The  name  Southern 
Adventist  College  empha- 
sizes regional  isolation.  The 
Seventh-day  Adventist 
church  is  a  world-wide  move- 
ment, and  its  members  need 
to  be  encouraged  to  over- 
come their  potential  provin- 
cialism and  see  themselves 
as  an  important  part  of  the 
entire  movement.  There  is  a 
special  danger  in  using  the 
term  "Adventist"  in  con- 
nection with  the  term 
"Southern"  in  that  we  will 
be  seen  as  similar  in  orienta- 
tion to  the  Southern  Baptists. 

It    literally    implies    frag- 
mentation of  the  church. 

7.  The  name  Southern 
Adventist  College  is  a  com- 
promise. It  does  not  require 
a  great  deal  of  immagination 
to  come  up  with  this  name. 
As  a  compromise  it  is  far 
from  being  the  best  name 
and  thus  is  encourages 
mediocrity,  something  which 
should  be  avoided  at  all 
costs.  Good  names  are 
usually  chosen  because  of 
the  perception  of  right-think- 
ing individuals  not  because 
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8.  The  name  may  be 
acceptable  but  it  will  not 
grow  in  significance.  It  is 
significant  that  many  schools 
which  have  inserted  the 
name  Adventist  into  their 
name  are  still  referred  most 
frequently  by  their  old 
designations,  e.g.  Milo, 
Laurelwood.  and  the  nega- 
tive approach  that  was  taken. 
The  primary  motive  was  to 
eliminate  the  word 

Missionary.  The      name 

Southern  Adventist  College 
perpetuates  this  impression. 
It  would  have  been  far  better 
to  have  selected  a  name 
because  it  was  a  clear 
improvement  over  the  old 
one.  That  opportunity  still 
exists. 


1.  It  is  clearly  distinctive.  It 
is  not  a  name  that  is  shared 
by  other  institutions.  It  has 
an  appealing  phonetic 
quality,  and  its  unique  spel- 
lings adds  to  its  distinction. 
It  is  also  succinct. 

2.  /(  effectively  indicates  the 
nature  of  this  college.  It  is 
essential  that  the  name  of 
this  college  accurately  por- 
trays it  as  a  four-year 
accredited  liberal  arts 
college.  It  is  also  important 
to  identify  it  with  its  parent 
organization.  The  use  of  the 
name  Daniells  College  along 
with  the  mandated  phrase  "a 
Seventh-day  Adventist 
liberal  arts  college"  does  this 
better  than  any  other  sug- 
gested name. 

3.  It  is  a  name  which 
emphasizes  the  personat 
nature  of  this  movement,  it  is 
not  so  much  that  this  name 
honors  A.G.  Daniells,  but 
that  is  sees  in  him  a  symbol 
of  the  real  spirit  of  this 
movement.  The  term 
"Missionary"  in  the  old 
name  carried  this  per.-onal, 
people-to-people  quality- 
What  better  way  to  continue 
this  than  to  select  the  name 


October  6,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/9 


Time  Out 


year's  number  one 
I  surprise  was  the  Toronto 
Jays.  Their  finish  is 
I  enought  to  send  baseball's 
I  pre-season  predictors  to  the 
I  nut  house.   Manager  Bobby 

wed  everyone  south 
I  of    the     border     that     good 

■  baseball  does  exist  other 
I  than  the  Expos  in  Canada. 
I  Another  surprise  was  the  St. 

Cardinals.  Their 

■  owner  said  before  last  years' 
Iseason  that  he'd  like  one 
Imore  championship  before 
■he  died.  I'm  sure  he  didn't 
|mean  it  like  this.     Also,  the 

a-way  self-suicidal  trade 

dealt      away      Keith 

landez  has  got  to  rank  as 

Khe  most  idiotic  thing  in  the 

T^orld.  Why  trade  away  a  guy 

help    you    out    in 

arly  every  game  for  a  guy 

jvho  might  help  you  out  once 

Every  fourth  game?  Surprise 

three?  The 

idontreal  Expos.    Every  year 

hear  that  the  Expos  are 

;  most  talented  team  in  the 

|alent-laden  National  League 

You  can  still  believe 

ihat  if  you  wish.   But  there  is 

lomething   called    chemistry 


ind  s 


ethir 


else  call  i 


sistency.  The  Expos  have  yet 
|[o  acquire  eith""-.     The  L.A. 
gers  surpri    :d  many  by 
ning    the    division    with 
r  infield,  or  in  spite  of  it. 
pteve  Sax  has  gotten  over  his 

throw-to-first-base 
phobia.  Greg  Brock  had  20 
ers,  yet  hit  only  .224. 
i  the  first  baseman.  The 
bnly  member  of  the  infield 
Vho  damaged  the  league 
Consistently  was  Pedro 
iJuerrero.  Guerrero  hit  .297. 
103  RBI's.  and  had  32 
^omers.  leading  the  Dodgers 
ich  category.  The  fifth 
irprise  was  the  Chicago 
Sox.  At  the  beginning 
pf  the  season,  Howard  Cosell 
lid  that  the  Sox  had  too 
nany  holes  in  their  team. 

ell.  the  Sox  did  have  holes, 
f'et  they  mended  them  all  the 
)   the    best    record    in 
paseball  at  99-63. 

as  also  been  a  year  of 
's.    What  if  Atlanta 
Bob    Horner   had    not    bee 
hurt?  Horner  was  well  on  h 


way  to  a  fine  season  in  '83. 
The  San  Diego  Padres 
finished  10  games  out.  What 
if  Steve  Garvey  had  not  been 
hurt?  I'm  sure  he's  worth 
more  than  ten  games.  What ; 
if  St.  Louis  had  not  gotten  rid 
of  Hernandez?  What  if  Rick 
Gossage  had  pitched  as 
effectively  this  year  as  he  has 
in  the  past?  What  if  he 
weren't  playing  for  Billy 
Martin?  What  if  Billy  Martin 
would  have  been  fired  when 
the  team  went  into  a  tailspin? 
What  if  Milwaukee  had  1982 
MVP  Robin  Yount  healthy  all 
year?  What  if  the  Brewers 
had  Pete  Vuckovich  all  year? 
What  if  Rollie  Fingers  had 
pitched  this  year?  What  if 
the  California  Angels  had 
had  a  full  season  of  players 
without  injuries?  What  if 
Texas  hadn't  signed  Doug 
Rader  as  their  manager? 
Right  before  a  crucial  four- 
game  home  series  with  the 
White  Sox,  in  which  the 
Rangers  were  8  games 
behind  Chicago  at  the  begin- 
ning of  August,  he  uttered 
quite  loudly  that  the  White 
Sox  had  been  "winning 
ugly."  The  Sox  promptly 
took  the  first  two  in  a 
double-header  sweep.  Then 
Texas  traded  Rick  Honeycutt 
to  L.A.  right  before  he  was  to 
pitch  against  the  Sox. 
Chicago  won  that  one  too, 
before  Texas  won  the  next 
game  the  following  evening. 
"Well,  at  least  that  keeps  us 
within  ten,"  Rader  said.  The 
Rangers  finished  22  games 
from  the  top.  "Ask  him  if 
we're  ugly  now,"  said  Sox 
Greg  Luzinski.  The  quote  by 
Rader  was  so  off-beat  that 
T-shirt  companies  in  Chicago 
are  making  a  fortune  off  the 
manager's  mistake  and  poor 
Doug    isn't    getting    a    cent 

The  top  disappointment  of 
1983?  The  talent-studded 
Montreal  Expos,  who  else? 
Runner-up?  The  Atlanta 
Braves,  for  obvious  reasons. 
Other  disappointments?  The 
rest  of  the  American  League 
Western  Division. 

There  were  teams  who  had 
a   good   year,    despite   their 


circumstances,  and  still  have 
to  watch  the  playoffs  via 
satellite.  They  are  the 
Detroit  Tigers,  the  New  York 
Yankees,  and  the  Pittsburgh 
Pirates.  A  team  who  wasn't 


but 


still 


successful,  were  the 

Minnesota  Twins.  Who 
would  have  thought  that  the 
Twins  would  have  the  exact 
record  that  the  Angels  pos- 
sessed early  in  the  spring? 

There  were  individual  stars 
this  year,  such  as  Bill  Mad- 
lock,  who  won  his  fourth 
batting  title  with  a  .323 
average.  Dale  Murphy,  the 
league's  MVP  a  year  ago, 
actually  improved!  .303 
average,  36  homers,  121  runs 
batted  in!  Awesome  Andre 
Dawson,  John  Denny,  Lee 
Smith,  and  Mario  Soto  each 
had  fine  years  as  veterans 
while  Darrel  Strawberry 
emerged  as  the  top  rookie  in 
the  National  League.  In  the 
American  League,  Wade 
Hoggs  won  his  first  batting 
title  hitting  .361,  while  Eddie 
Murray  hit  .307  with  33 
homers  and  111  RBI's.  Jim 
Rice  won  the  Home  Run  title 
with  39.  He  hit  .305.  Cal 
Ripken  had  good  success  in 
his  second  year  in  the  majors 
hitting  .318  with  27  homers 
and  101  runs  batted  in. 
Rickey  Henderson  swiped 
108  bases.  The  top  pitchers? 
Scott  McGreggor,  Jack 
Morris,  Richard  Dotson, 
LaMarr  Hoyt,  and  Dan 
Quisenberry  were  the  top 
pitchers  of  1983.  The  top 
rookie?  As  it  stands  now,  its 
a  tie  between  Mike 
Boddicker  of  Baltimore,  a 
pitcher,  and  Ron  Kittle  of 
Chicago. 

1983  marked  the  final  year 
of  Johnny  Bench,  a  long-time 
Cincinnatti  Red,  and  Carl 
Yastrzemski,  a  23-year  mem- 
ber of  the  Boston  Red  Sox. 
Through  the  years,  Yaz  and 
Bench  electrified  baseball. 
They  were  compliments  to 
jame.  Yaz  hustle,  clutch- 
hitting,  and  leadership: 
Bench's  power,  and  ability 
behind  the  plate,  typified 
what  major  league  baseball 

all  about. 


FINAL  Fastpitch  Standings 


A  League 

Aguilera 
Stone 
Faculty 
Culpepper 


B  Leagut 

Haw  ley 
Barzey 
Miller 
Feist 


Women's  Softball 


Salisbury 
Gudmestad 


Golf 
Tournament 

b»  Jerry  KovaHH 

The  Fall  Four-Man  Scram- 
ble Golf  Tournament  was 
held  at  Fall  Creek  Falls  on 
Sunday.  October  1. 

The  tournament  consisted 
of  four-man  teams  who  all 
tee  the  ball  off,  decide  which 
ball  was  hit  the  best,  and 
then  all  four  men  hit  from 
that  spot. 

The  players  were  divided 
into  two  sections  according  to 
ability.  The  above-average 
players  went  into  the  Champ- 
ionship Flight  while  the  aver- 
age players  went  into  the 
First  Flight. 

Winning  with  a  score  of  12 
under  par  in  the  Champion- 
ship was  Barry  Manzella. 
Kelly  Pettijohn,  Bucky 
Knecht.  and  Mike  McClung. 


Currently.  McClung  is  the 
only  student  at  Southern 
College.  The  winners  in  the 
First  Flight  were  Bob  Mills. 
Jerry  Willis,  Dick  Mosley. 
and  Lean  Collbert  with  a 
score  of  7  under  par.  None  of 
these  players  are  currently 
enrolled  at  Southern  College 
as  students. 

Competition  was  also  held 
for  the  longest  drive  and  the 
closest  to  the  pin.  The 
winners  of  the  longest  drive 
for  the  Championship  Flight 
were  Jim  Douglas  and  Ted 
Evans,  who  is  a  Men's  Dean. 
And  the  winners  for  the  First 
Fight  were  Jeff  Krall  and 
Rob  Lang.  The  closest  to  the 
pin  shots  were  held  on  the 
third,  nfth,  twelfth,  and  six- 
teenth holes.  The  winners 
came  from  both  Flights  and 
were  Robert  Bolton.  Bob 
Jenkins.  Jerry  Willis,  and 
Richard  Stepanske. 
The  tournament  was  open  to 
Southern  College  students, 
alumni,  and  Adventists  in 
the  surrounding  area.  Teams 
came  from  as  far  as  Nashville 
and  Atlanta  to  play  in  this 
year's  tournament. 


10/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6.  1983 


of  a  person  who  epitomized    of  this 
the  missionary  spirit  and  did 
so  much  to  encourage  it  in 


:  movement. 


s  identity  with  the 


4.        It    i: 

encourages  identity  with  the 
world-wide  nature  of  this 
movement.  It  does  not  limit 
the  appeal  of  the  college  to 
any  region  or  country  but 
rather  encourages  it  to  con- 
sider itself  an  essential  part 


5.  It  is  a  name  which  can  be 
chosen  because  it  is  the  best 
name.  It  is  a  distinct 
improvement  over  the  old 
name  Southern  Missionary. 
It  does  not  have  to  rely  on  the 
negative  qualities  of  the  old 
name  in  order  to  have 
appeal;  it  stands  on  its  own 
merits  as  the  best  possible 
name  for  this  college.      No 


6.  It  is  a  name  which 
provides  limitless  possibil- 
ities/or inspiration.  Because 
it  is  tied  to  a  significant 
person  who  was  activily  in- 
volved in  the  development  of 
this  movement  it  can  become 
a  means  of  inspiring  all  who 
are  connected  with  this 
institution  to  strengthen 
their  commitment  to  what 
the  church  stands  for. 


7.  It  is  a  name  that  will  grow 
in  its  impressiveness.  Some 
may  wonder  at  first  who  A.G. 
Daniells  was,  but  rather  than 
deterring  the  use  of  his 
name,  this  should  be  re- 
garded as  an  opportunity  to 
educate  people  not  only 
about  him  but  about  the 
entire  heritage  of  this  move- 
ment. Some  names  just  sit 
there  with  little  potential  of 
saying  anything  about  them 
that  is  truly  gripping.  The 
use    of   the    name    Daniells 


would  indicate  a  desire  to 
escape  from  such  a  condition 
and  to  personally  rediscover 
the  rich  history  of  the 
Seventh-day  Adventist 

church. 

8.  A.  G.  Daniells  would  be  a  \ 
model  for  every  student  and 
teacher  in  this  college. 
Daniells  was  not  perfect,  but 
he  did  provide  an 
unparalleled  example  of  the 
kind  of  self-less  service  for 
the  church  that  all  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  should 
emulate. 


Alumni  Return  For 
Homecoming 


Alumni  Weekend  will  be 
held  October  7-9.  Registra- 
tion will  begin  at  7:00  p.m.  in 
the     P.E.     Center.         Many 

such  as  Robert  H.  Pierson. 
Bob  Bretsch.  and  Robert 
Lebard  will  be  present  al  this 
annual  event.  The  Herald 
Quartet  will  be  presenting  a 
sacred  concert  at  3:00  p.m. 
on  Sabbath  afternoon.  This 
weekend  is  designed  to  en- 
able former  students  to  fel- 
lowship and  renew  friend- 
ships with  their  classmates. 

The  weekend  starts  off  with 
a  tour  of  local  points  of 
interest  at  2:00  p.m.  Friday. 
Registration  will  last  from 
7:00  to  9:15  p.m.  The  guest 
speaker  for  the  Friday  even- 
ing Vespers  will  be  John 
Keplinger  from  the  graduat- 
ing class  of  43. 

.lohn  Keplinger  served  as  a 
first  Lieutenant  and  was 
promoted  to  Colonel  in  the 
U.S.  Army  Reserve.  He  was 
Ihe  first  Seventh-Day  Ad- 
ventist clergyman  to  earn 
this  rank.  Since  1978.  the 
Keplingers  have  served  at 
the  Frankfort  SDA   Service- 


Sabbath  morning  begins 
with  registration  at  8:00  a.m. 
in  the  P.E.  Center.  The  early 
morning  worship  speaker 
will  be  Robert  Pierson.  for- 
mer General  Conference 
President.  Bob  Bretsch.  who 
is  currently  the  senior  pastor 
of  a  multi-staff  church  in  San 
Diego,  California  will  be  the 
speaker  for  the  second  ser- 


The  Alumni  Fellowship 
Dinner  will  be  held  in  the 
Collegedale  Academy  Gym 
starting  at  1:00  p.m.  There 
will  be  plenty  of  good  food 
and  a  chance  for  visiting  with 
old  friends. 

Sunday  begins  with  a  rac- 
quctball  tournament  at  7:30 
a.m.  Breakfast  at  8:00  in  the 
cafeteria  banquet  room  is 
being  held  for  the  Honor 
Classes  of  '23.  '33,  '43,  'SS, 
■73,  and  '78.  The  Weekend 
will  come  to  a  close  at  the 
International  Food  Fair  in  the 
Spaulding  Elementary  Gym. 
Tickets  may  be  purchased  at 
the  door. 


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S.A.  Sponsors  Opryland  Trip 


The  Student  Association  is 
sponsoring  a  trip  to  Opry- 
land, in  Nashville,  this  Sun- 
day, October  9th. 

Tickets  are  $10.75  per 
person;  plus  $3.50  for  riding 
on  the  bus.  Glenn  McEIroy, 
S.A.  President,  stated  that 
the  school  will  only  be  taking 
one  bus.  So  if  you  plan  to  go 
and  need  transportation  he 
suggested  signing  up  tor  the 
bus  right  away,  because  only 
40    seast    are    available. 


If  you  plan  to  take  your  own 
car,  don't  worry  about  a 
shortage  of  admission 
passes.  McEIroy  said  that 
there  is  no  shortage  of 
passes,  just  that  there  is  a 
limited  number  of  seats  on 
the  bus. 

The  bus  will  be  leaving  from 
Wright  Hall  at  8:00  a.m. 
Sunday  and  will  return 
around  11:00  p.m.  that 
evening. 

"We  are  trying  to  provide 


an  outlet  for  the  students," 
said  McEIroy.  "It  gives  the 
kids  a  chance  to  get  away 
from  the  campus  to  have  a 
good  time." 

Attractions  at  Opryland 
include  various  rides.  There 
are  also  different  shows  per- 
formed by  some  of  Nash- 
ville's top  country  stars, 
throughout  the  day. 
Tickets  can  be  purchased  in 
the  Student  Center  at  the 
desk,  must  be  payed  for  by 


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Southern  Cynic 


A  few  Sabbaths  ago,  I  was 
nodding  in  and  out  of  con- 
sciousness while  a  returned 
student  missionary  plodded 
through  eight  trays  of  sHdes 
and  droned  on  and  on  and  on 
about  his  wonderful  experi- 
ences in  some  far  away  land. 
I  think  he  had  visited  Borneo, 
although  what  he  presented 
was  definitely  BOREO! 

At  the  conclusion  of  his 
program,  he  flashed  on  the 
usual  sunset-over-where-I- 
was  slide  and  made  the  usual 
ending  cliche,  "And  remem- 
ber folks,  we  don't  have  to  go 
to  a  far-off  country,  and 
there's  a  great  mission  field 
right  here  in  our  own  land. ' ' 

Immediately  I  visioned 
myself  standing  on  a  corner 
in  Harlem,  boldly  preaching 
the  gospel  to  the  blood- 
thirsty Mau  Mau's.  Naw,  I 
reasoned,  too  far  away  and 
besides,  I  don't  even  speak 
New  York. 

Next  I  saw  myself  handing 
out  tracts  in  Eastgate  Mall. 
Probably  would  get  arrested, 
1  mused.  Let's  see,  there 
must  be  a  mission  field  a 
little  more  accessible. 

Then  it  hit  me!  I  would  go 
as  a  missionary.  Not  to  the 
South  Seas.  Not  to  New 
York.  Not  even  Chatta- 
nooga. I  would  go  as  a 
missionary  to  B-Wing,  Talge 


Hall. 

The  very  thought  of  what  I 
was  about  to  do  sent  chills 
over  my  already  goose- 
bumped  flesh.  Yes,  I  would 
boldly  go  to  a  hall  so  steeped 
in  ancient  heathen  prac- 
tices. A  place  where  even 
some  deans  fear  to  tread. 
Willingly  I  would  sacrifice  of 
myself  to  possibly  bring  en- 
lightenment to  the  natives 
there. 

The  next  day,  armed  with  a 
lighter,  a  few  heathen  tracts 
and  a  slang/EngUsh  diction- 
ary, I  bid  farewell  to  my 
friends  and  made  my  way  up 
the  stairs  to  my  mission  field. 

As  I  approached  B-Wing. 
my  mind  raced  over  the 
many  ghastly  tales  I  had 
heard  about  what  goes  on 
there  .  .  .  people's  heads 
being  flushed  in  toilqts  .  .  . 
wild  all-night  parties  .  . 
.chanting  for  women  .  .  . 
regular  guys.  I  paused  for  a 
moment  and  forced  these 
thoughts  from  my  mind  and 
tried  to  concentrate  on  what  I 
was  about  to  do. 

Each  step  1  took  reeked 
(literally)  that  I  was  nearing 
my  place  of  work.  At  last  I 
rounded  a  corner  and  there 
before  me  lay  the  ominous 
corridor  of  B-Wing. 

As  I  timidly  entered  the 
hall,    the    primitive    beat   of 


drums  could  be  heard 
coming  from  several  rooms. 
I  bristled,  knowing  that  to  be 
a  definite  sign  that  I  had 
picked  the  right  place  to 
bring  about  change. 

I  began  to  slide  the  health 
tracts  under  the  doors  of  hte 
rooms,  wondering  all  the 
time  if  I  would  actually  see  a 
real  live  B-Wing  native. 
Suddenly,  a  door  opened 
behind  me,  and  there  not 
more  than  a  yard  away,  stood 
one  of  them. 

He  didn't  look  too  primitive 
or  dangerous,  but  I  decided 
to  play  if  safe  anyway. 
Fumbling  in  my  pocket,  I 
produced  the  lighter  and 
struck  a  flame.  (I  learned 
this  trick  in  a  missionary 
book.  It's  supposed  to 
frighten  natives  into  thinking 
I  am  a  god  of  fire.)  Holding 
the  lighter  in  front  of  me,  I 
said,  "I  am  your  friend." 

He  appropriately  looked 
surprised,  even  shocked. 
"You  must  be  magic!"  he 
exclaimed.  "I've  never  seen 
one  of  those  things  work  on 
the  first  try.',' 
"You  speak  English,"  I  said 
feeling  a  little  foolish  and 
dowsing  the  flame.  Ignoring 
my  statement,  he  edged 
forward  and  sharply  asked, 
"What    do   you    want.    any- 


Thinking  it  was  time  for  the 
soft-answer-turneth-away- 
wrath  bit,  I  extended  my 
hand  and  said,  "Brother,  I 
love  you.  and  I  want  to  show 
you  a  better  way  of  life." 

"I'm  not  into  that  kinky 
stuff,"  he  muttered  backing 
into  his  room  and  shutting 
the  door.  I  could  overhear 
him  talking  to  someone  about 
a  weirdo  out  in  the  hall.  Not 
wishing  to  push  the  issue.  I 
opted  to  merely  slide  a  tract 
under  his  door. 

I  worked  my  way  down  the 
hall,  sliding  tracts  under 
doors,  until  I  came  to  the 
restroom.  Hearing  a  shower 
on,  I  wondered  if  it  was  being 
used  by  a  possible  covert. 
Thinking  quickly,  I  ducked 
into  the  bathroom  and  flush- 
ed a  couple  of  the  toilets. 
Almost  immediately  a  loud, 
painful  scream  followed  by 
some  heavy-duty  cussing 
told  me  I  had  come  on 
another  opportunity  to 
change  a  life. 

I  went  back  out  in  the  hall 
and  waited.  In  a  couple  of 
minutes  the  native  emerged 
from  the  shower,  dripping 
wet  with  a  towel  wrapped 
around  his  waist. 

1  greeted  him  warmly, 
"Hello  there." 

"You  the  one  who  flushed 
the  John  without  yelling?"  he 


asked,  obviously  upset. 

"Well,  yes,  I  am  .  .  ."  bi 
before  I  could  finish  explair 
ing  he  instructed  me  to  do 
few  things  that  are  physically 
impossible.  Then  he  turned 
and  stomped  down  the  hall. 
Courageously.  1  called  after 
him,  "Please,  will  you  take 
this  little  paper  on  how  you 
can  have  a  healthier  and 
more  abundant  life?" 

He  turned  around,  a  look  of 
disbelief  on  his  face.  "Listen 
sucker,  you  better  read  it 
yourself  and  add  a  paragraph 
on  what  happens  to 
health  of  jerks  who  don't  yell 
when  they  are  about  to  scald 
someone!"  He  went  in  his 
room  and  slammed  the  door. 

A  bit  crestfallen,  I  finished 
handing  out  my  tracts 
was  just  heading  back  up  the 
hall  to  my  room  when  I  i 
another  guy  carrying  a  load 
of  books.  When  we 
within  talking  distance  I  said, 
"Excuse  me.  would  you 
please  take  this  little 
phamphlet  on  how  you  car 
live  a  fuller,  happier  life?" 

"I'm  a  Theology  major."  he 
crisply  informed  me.  "That'; 
ok,"  I  said,  handing  him  s 
tract,  "There  still  might  be 
hope  for  you  anyway."  He 
took  it.  I  was  elated. 


Deary  S.Y., 

It  was  fun  playing  Bonnie 
and  Clyde  Monday  night. 
We  must  do  it  again  real 

Love, 
S.K. 

The  yearbook  staff  will 
choose  which  picture  is 
more  appropriate  for  the 
yearbook.  They  will  have 
several  people  looking  at 
each  photo  to  decide  which 
is  the  better  of  the  two. 
Last  year  they  tried  to  let 
each  student  come  by  the 
office  and  choose  their 
favorite  photo,  but  this 
turned  out  poorly.  To  meet 
thier  deadlines  and  to  keep 
photos  from  getting  mixed 
up,  they  won't  be  able  to 
repeat  this  procedure  again 
this  year.  Thank  you. 

Dear  A-Wing, 

Come  closer  --  you  can 
almost  smell  the  Chanel  ff5, 
can't  you? 

Thatcher 


Underclassmen  pictures 
are  back.  Pick  yours  up  at 
the  Student  Center  desk. 
Prices  are  better  this  year; 
so  order  yours  soon.  The 
deadline  to  order  your 
proofs  is  October  7.  Just 
fill  out  the  information  on 
the  correct  envelope,  en- 
close the  proper  amount 
and  return  it  to  the  South- 
ern Memories  office. 
Checks  should  be  made  out 
to  Southern  Memories.  If 
you  are  not  ordering  your 
proofs,  you  must  return 
them  also  by  Friday. 
October  7.  They  are  great 
to  exchange  with  friends  or 
to  order  for  your  family  as 
Christmas  presents. 

Hey  Gang, 

Boy.  do  I  miss  you  guys!! 
Could  we  borrow  your 
mountain?  It's  flat  here! 
Congratulations, 
Mel  and  Greg.  So,  wnat 
else  is  new?  Y'all  write  me 
sometime. 

Love  ya. 
Mike 
P.S.  SendmeaMasterbur- 
ger! 


To  all  those  crazy  people 
who  helped  put  a  big 
surprise  into  my  Birthday  -- 
Thank  you. 

Dana 


FOREIGN  LANGUAGE 
CHALLENGE  TESTS,  at 
the  211-212  and  344  levels, 
will  be  given  at  10:00  a.m. 
Sunday  October  16,  in  Lynn 
Wood  Hal!  215.  See  college 
catalog  pages  35  and  59-63. 
Candidates  must  complete 
an  application  from  will  in 
advance  of  the  test  date. 
Forms  are  available  in  Lynn 
Wood  Hall  208. 

Daddy, 

"Please  tell  Bruce  to  turn 
around,  Jon  to  quit  blowing 
in  my  ear,  and  Mikie  to  stay 
on  his  side  of  the  car.  I'm 
trying  to  get  my  beauty 
sleep!" 


Do  you  need  a  135  mn; 
lens  for  a  PENTAX  cam- 
era? I  have  one  for  sale. 
Contact  Harry  at  238-3306. 


Dear  Mountain  Man, 

I  can't  remember  ever 
never  loving  you.  From 
carnations  to  pansies  to 
roses;  from  Atlanta  to 
Grayling  to  Ontario;  our 
friendship  has  deepened 
into  a  love  that's  lasting 
Picnics,  banquets,  canoe- 
ing and  on  the  road  again; 
I'd  have  to  be  crazy  to  fal! 
out  of  love  with  you. 
Sometimes  our  silence 
makes  the  best  conversa- 
tion. Thank  you  for  the 
bestyearof  my  life!  Happy 
Anniversary. 

All  my  love. 
Eagle  Feather 

91313" 

For  all  the  things  you  do. 
The  times  you've  helped 

me  through, 

I  know  this  much  is  true— 
I'm  so  in  love  with  you. 

W.M. 


Jill. 


Hot  i 


You  ha 
with  Shakespear.  Thoreau, 
and  Poe.  They  haven't 
written  in  ages.  Write 
soon!  Miss  you! 

Mrs.  Ronald  Reagan 


Olan  Mills  will  be  back 
Monday,  October  10  to 
photograph  underclassmen 
who  weren't  able  to  have 
their  picture  taken  at  Re- 
gistration. They  will  be  set 
up  in  the  Student  Center 
from  2:30  to  6:00.  Sign-up 
on  the  Southern  Memories 
door.  Also,  if  you  did  have 
your  pictures  taken  at  re- 
gistration, but  they  didn't 
come  out  well  and  the  fault 
was  not  your  own.  you  may 
have  your  picture  retaken 
at  no  extra  cost.  If  it  was 
your  fault,  then  you  may 
have  your  picture  retaken, 
but  you  must  pay.  You 
must  bring  in  the  proofs  to 
prove  that  it  is  Olan  Mills' 
fault.  Otherwise,  you  will 
pay  SI. 50. 


Mark  Eglinas: 

Have  a  wonderful  week- 
end!  Hope  you  don't  catch 
that  fever- 
""RMSF" 

Rickett 


12/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  6.  1983 


Speak  Vp 


Do  you  think  we  should  change  the 
name  again? 


1 


Matthew  Mathiesen 

Donna  Roberts 

Pre-Law 

Biology 

Accounting 

■No.      Try  and  gel  a  job 

-No.   We-v 
many    time 

e  changed  it  loo 
s    and    people 

••Yes.    Southern  Colleg 
not  specific  enough. " 

from  a  school  with  several 

Lets  make 

a  decision  and 

or  no  names. 

stick  with  it 

' 

.^1^ 

^     f) 


'•Yes.  I  think  it  should  be 
S.Y.C.-  Southern  Yacht 
Club.- 


Tim  Payne 
Physical  Therapy 

•'Yes.  Because  they  a 
come  up  with  somethit 
better. ' ' 


f 


Nancy  Malin 
Nursing  Department 


"Yes,    the    present 
has  no  personality.  " 


T»E  CAMPUS 
L  KITCHEN 


America's  #1  Vegetarian  Snack  Shop 


SouthernmfJlccent 


Volume  39,  Number  6 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


,Dr.  Sheehan  Speaks  At  SC 


by  Brenda  Roberls 

Dr.  George  Sheehan,  M.D. 
will  be  at  Southern  College 
on  October  18,  to  speak  for 
chapel. 

Dr.  Sheehan  is  a  world- 
renowned  running  expert. 
The  Washington  Post  says  of 
Dr.  Sheehan,  "He  probably 
knows  more  about  every 
phase  of  running  and  has 
probably  done  more  to  shape 
our  perception  of  it  than 
anyone  alive.  He  is  the 
complete  runner,  one  whose 
life  is  inseparable  from  his 
sport." 

Dr.  Sheehan  is  a  cardiolo- 
gist and  has  a  private  prac- 


tice in  Red  Bank.  New  Jer- 
sey. He  is  currently  a 
member  of  the  Department 
of  Electrocardiography  and 
Stress  Testing  at  Riverview 
Hospital  in  Red  Bank.  As 
well  as  having  a  thriving 
practice,  he  does  quite  a  bit 
of  writing  and  lecturing.  He 
writes  a  column  for  his  local 
newspaper,  is  the  Medical 
Editor  for  Runner's  World. 
and  is  a  columnist  with  The 
Physician  and  Sportsmedi- 
cine.  He  has  also  written 
four  excellent  books  on  run- 
ning, the  latest  being.  This 
Running  Life. 

While    in    college.     Dr. 


October  13.  1983 


Sheehan  ran  on  the  cross- 
country team,  but  didn't 
begin  running  again  until  the 
age  of  44,  which  was  twenty 
years  ago.  Since  then,  he 
has  run  in  the  last  19  Boston 
Marathons,  competes  regu- 
larly, and  runs  about  30 
miles  a  week. 

Dr.  Sheehan  will  explain 
how  running  --  and  all  sports 
-  can  become  a  part  of  your 
life  and  can  make  you  a 
better,  more  well-rounded 
person. 

Chapel  will  begin  at  10:30 
on  October  18.  Note  the  time 
change  on  your  SC  calendar. 


>enate  To  Poll  Students  on  the  Name  Change 


The  second  senate  meeting 
of  the  vear  was  held  at  8:00 
p.m.  in  Wright  Hall  last 
Monday  night,  October  10. 
It  was  called  to  order  by  Vice 
President  J.  T.  Shim. 

Tammy  Schlisner,  Student 
Association  Secretary,  then 
wiled  the  roll  and  the  devo- 
(jjonal  was  given  by  Terry 
eantrell.  S.  A.  Parliamentar- 
8n,  Steve  Schmidt,  read  the 
absences  and  tardies. 
Senator  Reginald  Rice  was 
absent  and  Senator  Karen  Jo 
McClure  was  tardy.  She 
stated  that  her  excuse  was 
that  she  could  not  find  the 
room.  The  Senate  voted  to 
excuse  Senator  McClure  for 
being  tardy. 

Parliamentarian  Schmidt 
spoke  on  the  correct  parlia- 
mentary procedure  and  the 
proper  way  to  handle  a 
motion  in  senate.  Senator  Ed 
Keplinger  gave  a  short  talk 
concerning  what  a  senator's 
Job  is  and  what  they  should 
"0.  He  also  spoke  about  past 
senate  projects  and  asked  the 
senators  to  be  thinking  about 
"lis  year's  senate  project. 

ee     President     Shim 

"ought  up  the  subject  of  a 
|onstitutional  amendment  to 
fnange  the  names  of  two  S. 
^-  offices  of  Student  Services 
jj"!  Social  Activities  and 
pould  change  these  to  Vice 
pesident   tor    Student    Ser- 


vices and  Vice  President  for 
Social  Activities.  The  senate 
voted  to  submit  it  to  the 
student  body  at  the  next 
General  Assembly. 

Orlando  S.  A.  President 
James  Gershon  called  and 
spoke  with  the  senate  con- 
cerning activities  on  the  Or- 
lando campus.  So  far,  the 
extension  campus  students 
have  had  a  Welcome  Back 
Party,  a  Beach  Vespers,  and 
are  planning  a  special  Hallo- 
ween Party.  They  are  also 
planning  a  Christmas  Party 
for  the  Pediatrics  Ward  at 
Florida  Hospital,  with  gifts 
for  each  child  from  the 
Student  Association. 

S.  A.  President  Glenn 
McElroy  presented  two 
names  for  consideration  for 
the  Judiciary  Committee. 
Daniel  Moore  and  Leah 
Louderback  were  presented 
and  will  be  voted  on  at  the 
next  Senate  meeting.  The 
two  names  for  the  Judiciary 
Committee  that  were  pre- 
sented at  the  last  meeting 
were  Sandra  Schiau  and 
Greg  Ellis  and  were  ap- 
proved by  the  senate  at  this 
meeting. 

President  McElroy  also 
presented  names  for  two 
more  committees.  These 
were  Bev  Tillman  and  Betty 
Durichek  for  the  Publications 
Committee,  and  Sherry  Try- 


on  and  Donald  Chase  for  the 
Academic  Affairs  Commit- 
tee. These  names  were 
approved  by  the  senate  at 
this  meeting. 

McElroy  then  gave  an 
update  on  the  Jog-A-Thon. 
Currently,  there  are  170 
people  signed  up  to  partici- 
pate, with  over  1300  sponsor 
forms  turned  in.  The  S.  A. 
will  still  be  accepting  these 
forms  until  Friday,  October 
14.  There  will  be  a  pre-regis- 
tration  on  Sunday  at  10:45 
a.m.  and  the  run  itself  will  be 


from  11:00  to  12:00  noon. 

Senator  Terry  Cantrell  led  a 
discussion  for  the  name 
change  and  gave  several 
disadvantages  for  Daniells 
College  and  advantages  for 
Southern  Adventist  College. 
There  was  a  lengthy  discus- 
sion among  the  senators, 
which  slowed  the  progress  of 
the  meeting  considerably.  It 
was  decided  that  each  sena- 
tor would  poll  their  consti- 
tuents and  find  out  their 
the 


present   it   to   the   Board   of 
Trustees  as  their  one  choice. 

J.  T.  Shim  then  reminded 
the  senators  about  Senator  of 
the  Year,  which  is  presented 
to  the  most  outstanding  sen- 
ator at  the  end  of  the  year, 
usually  at  the  Senator's  Ban- 
quet. The  senate  was  ad- 
journed at  approximately 
9:45  p.m. 


Welcome. 

To    ^£/VATE. 

II 


vl-L-L 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/Ocotber  13,  1983 


Editorial 


Are  college  students  made  out  of  money?  Nol  Are  they 
using  the  additional  $20.00  of  the  minimum  towards  getting 
a  balanced  meal?    Nol 

•f  a  person  finds  himself  at  only  $50.00  towards  the  end  jf 
■ne  month,  what  is  there  left  to  do,  but  go  to  the  cafe  and 
junk  food  on  the  billV 

Wouldn't  it  be  nice  if  we  could  go  to  the  Village  Market 
and  charge  $20.00  on  our  food  bill?  There,  we  would  at 
least  have  the  opportunity  to  be  able  to  buy  a  few  nutritional 
items  such  as,  a  loaf  of  bread,  a  head  of  lettuce,  carrots, 
celery,  raisins,  etc. 

As  for  me,  it's  hard  to  reach  $50.00,  let  alone  $70.00  and  I 
would  prefer  to  get  some  of  my  "balanced  diet"  at  the 
Village  Market  where  there  is  a  bigger  selection. 


Soo+hern 


5 


Letters 


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The  Southern  Acconl  I 


Dear  Editor, 

There  is  so  much  talk  about 
the  proposed  name  change 
for  Southern  College  of  Se- 
venth-day Adventists.  Espe- 
cially on  campus  is  this  topic 
discussed.  At  the  present, 
the  public  is  unsure  of  what 
our  name  is  and  even  many 
students  do  not  know  that 
our  full  name  includes  "of 
Seventh-day  Adventists." 
With  so  much  confusion 
about  our  present  name,  I 
agree  whole-heartedly  that  it 
should  be  changed. 

Southern  Missionary  Col- 
lege was  changed  to  South- 
ern College  of  Seventh-day 
Adventists  last  year.  The 
school  is  now  referred  to  as 
Southern  College,  SC,  or  just 
Southern.  However,  every 
shortened  version  leaves  out 
a  very   important   aspect  to 

Dear  Editor, 

In  response  to  Mark 
Newmeyer's  letter  concern- 
ing Christian  freedom  and 
school  rules.  1  feel  compelled 
to  share  a  few  more  thoughts 
about  true  Christian  free- 
dom. I  feel  that  there  is  a 
difference  between  the  free- 
dom from  rules  to  which 
Mark  was  referring  and  the 
freedom  we  as  Christians 
enjoy.  Social  freedom  deals 
with  rules  and  laws  that  a 
society  imposes  upon  every- 
one. The  Biblical  view  of 
freedom  is  not  one  of  social 
freedom,  but  of  freedom 
from  the  slavery  of  sin  and 
freedom   for  obedience    to 


the  name;  that  it  is  a  Se- 
venth-day Adventist  institu- 
tion. If  a  name  was  chosen 
from  a  well-known  Adventist 
in  history,  identity  would  be 
given  back  to  the  college. 
Also  a  short,  concise  name 
could  then  be  used  to  refer  to 
the  school. 

The  name  Southern  College 
also  lacks  significance. 
There  are  many  other  col- 
leges with  "southern"  as 
part  of  their  name.  When 
the  latter  part  of  our  name  is 
used,  of  Seventh-day  Ad- 
ventists. it  not  only  makes  it 
cumbersome,  but  may  invoke 
prejudice.  The  full  name, 
to  some,  seems  to  say  that 
the  school  is  not  a  place  of 
higher  learning,  but  just  a 
religious  school.  A  name 
such  as  Daniells,  which  is 
one  of  the  proposed  names, 

God. 

The  freedom  described 
m  Paul  s  writings  is  a  spirit- 
ual liberty,  unrelated  to  ex- 
ternal circumstances.  He 
spent  time  in  jail  during  his 
letter  writing  period,  yet  his 
wntmgs  are  the  source  of 
most  of  our  knowledge  about 
freedom.  What  does  this  say 
about  the  freedom  of  which 
he  speaks?  To  me.  it  says 
that  freedom,  in  the  Biblical 
sense,  is  all  together  differ- 
ent from  freedom  in  the 
social  sense.  This  is  how 
Paul  could  say  he  had 
learned  "the  secret  of  facing 
plenty  and  hunger,  abun- 
dance    and     want"      (Phil. 


would  discredit  this  preju- 
dice and  make  an  avem 
witnessing.  While  the 
would  suggest  that  the 
school  is  a  place  of  higher 
learning,  it  would  also  give 
significance  back. 

With  confusion  reigning 
about  our  present  name  and 
our  past  name,  the  most 
logical  course  of  action  would 
be  to  change  it  once  a 
"Once  again?"  people  ask. 
Yes.  If  we  want  to  be 
recognized  as  a  school  with 
pride,  a  completely  different 
name  would  do  the  trick.  A 
school  without  pride  (which 
is  what  we  are  with  out 
present  name)  is  like  bread 
without  butter.  Therefore,  i 
name  change  is  most  appW' 
priate. 

Sincerely. 
Patrick  Donohue 

4:12).  Peter,  too,  explained 
this  concept  when  he  if' 
structs  us  to  submit  to  eveiT 
human  institution  for  the 
Lord's  sake  (I  Peter  2:13)- 
He  then  says,  "Act  as  fre^ 
men,  do  not  use  your  fre^' 
dom  as  a  covering  for  evili 
but  use  it  as  bondslaves  of 
God"(I  Peter  2:16).  The 
emphasis  here  is  oi 
difference  between  socieia' 
and  spiritual  freedoms. 

If,  as  Paul  imples,  w. 
not  dealing  with  social  free- 
dom ,  what  kind  of  freedom  i^ 
it?  This  question  is  a» 
swered  in  Romans  8:1-2- 
Here  Paul  writes  that  thos« 


October  13,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


I  who  are  "in  Christ"  have 
I  been  set  free  "from  the  law 
I  of  sin  and  death."  This  is 
I  not  freedom  from  rules,  nor 
lis  it  freedom  determined  by 
-:,ociety.  It  is  an  inner 
I  freedom  that  can  only  be 
J  obtained  through  becoming 
lone  of  His  disciples  and 
Ithrough  Him,  coming  to 
Ijcnow  the  truth.  The  know- 
l.edge  of  His  truth  is  the 
■source  of  freedom,  and  the 
■freedom  is  the  end  of  slavery 
|to  sin. 

Since,  then,  we  are  freed 
Irom  slavery  to  sin,  and  the 
fconds  that  restricted  us  are 
Kroken.  we  are  free  to  re- 
spond to  God  and  obey  His 
i  commands.  Ever 
lince  the  fall,  man  had  been 


under  the  bondage  of  sin, 
unable  to  be  totally  obedient 
to  God.  But  when  Christ 
gives  us  freedom,  we  can 
respond  to  His  callings  and 
obey  His  laws.  This  is 
freedom  for  which  He  set  us 
free  (Gal.  5:1).  This  is 
reconciliation  to  God,  a  major 
result  of  Christ's  mission  of 
earth.  "Christ  called  us  to 
freedom"  (Gal.  5:13),  and 
Christ  alone  gives  us  spirit- 
ual freedom.  So  then,  we  are 
indeed  free,  truly  free  from 
sin  and  free  to  serve  God. 
This  freedom  is  ours  whether 
we  are  in  physical  slavery, 
prison,  a  communist  country, 
and  even  and  Adventist  col- 
lege. 

Sincerely, 
Kevin  Rice 


Dear  Editor, 

Why  does  it  seem  that 
ignorance  and  stupidity  a- 
bound  so  much  on  this 
campus?  Case  in  point:  On 
Sunday  nights  it  is  o.k.  to 
watch  CBS  down  in  the  Talge 
rec  room.  But  you  just  try  to 
watch  NBC  or  ABC  and  see 
what  happens.  It  seems  that 
CBS  is  the  only  station 
"policy"  says  we  can  watch. 
Now  I  agree  that  this  is  a 
small  thing,  but  it  does 
represent  a  right  that  we 
students  here  at  Southern 
College  need  to  stand  up  for. 
I  am  glad  that  God  endowed 
each  and  every  one  of  us  with 
one  thing:  the  power  of 
choice.  Why  are  so  many  of 
our  choices  already  made  for 
us?   (prat  least  they're  tried 


to  be  made.)  Why  can't  we 
choose  for  ourselves  what  to 
watch  or  what  to  listen  to? 
Each  and  every  one  of  us  is 
an  individual  and  has  the 
right  to  make  up  our  own 
minds.  Simply  because  a 
dean  believes  one  thing  and 
believes  that  we  as  students 
should  also  believe  the  same 
thing  does  not  make  the  dean 
right.  We  lose  so  much 
individuality  because  there 
exists  with  the  administra- 
tion of  this  school  a  model 
that  each  and  every  one  of  us 
is  supposed  to  live  up  to. 

And  the  humorous  side  to 
this  is,  if  you  go  to  a  faculty 
member  or  dean  and  ask 
him/her  why  this  situation 
exists,  he/she  will  give  you 
an    answer    paralleling    this 


letter's  first  sentence.  Why 
can't  the  students  get  to- 
gether and  decide  what  is 
best  for  them?  Why  do  we 
have  to  wait  until  age  22  to 
become  adults?  Why  are  the 
students  so  apathetical  to- 
ward this  situation  when  so 
many  oppose  it?  It  doesn't 
make  a  whole  lot  of  sense. 

It  sorta  reminds  me  of  Nazi 
Germany  where  you  obeyed 
just  because  it  was  what  you 
were  told  to  do.  Where  do  all 
our  "policies"  come  from? 
They  have  to  originate  from 
somewhere  and  for  some 
reason.  But  fortunately, 
nobody  knows  where.  I 
thank  God  for  my  freedom  of 
choice.  Do  you? 

Sincerely, 
Greg  Culpepper 


Adventist  Forum  Meets 

[rhe  Collegedale  Chapter  of  Branson,     of     Washington, 

■he  Association  of  Adventist  D.C.,    editor    of    Spectrum. 

iorums    will    hold    its    first  official  organ  of  the  Forums. 

Meeting    of    the    1983-1984  His    subject    will    be    "The 

Kason  next   Sabbath    after-  Diversity  of  Adventist  Life- 

"oon   on    October    15.    from  styles".       A    question    and 

,':00  to  5:00  in  the  College-  answer   session   will    follow 

lale  Academy  Auditorium.  the  presentation, 

luest  speaker  will  be  Roy  Dr.  Branson  holds  a  Ph.D. 


degree  from  Ai 
versity  and  taught  at  the 
Seventh-day  Adventist  Sem- 
inary at  Andrews  University 
from  1967-73.  He  is  current- 
ly a  senior  research  fellow  in 
bio-ethtcs  at  the  Kennedy 
Institute  of  Ethics.  George- 
town, studying  the  problems 


of  refugees.  He  is  co-editor 
of  the  book,  Justice  and 
Health  Care,  and  has  had 
articles  published  in  The 
Christian  Century.  Journal  of 
■Judaism,  and  Journal  of 
.Religious  Ethics,  among 
others. 

Spectrum    is    a    journal 


established  "to  encourage 
Seventh-day  Adventist  parti- 
cipation in  the  discussion  of 
contemporary  issues  from  a 
Christian  viewpoint,"  ac- 
cording to  Dr.  Jerry  Gladson. 
president  of  the  local  chap- 
ter. All  interested  persons 
are  invited  to  attend. 


counting 
onyou. 


Red  Cross. 
The  Good  Neighbor. 


Questionaire 

Please  check  your  preference  on  the  choices  for  the  name  of 
the  college  and  return  to  The  Southern  Accent  office  or  the 
red  mail  boxes.    Thank  you. 


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Bill  Young  Salutes  Music 


Saturday  night,  October  15, 
Southern  College  will  be 
presenting  live  entertain- 
ment with  The  Bill  Young 
Variety  Show.  There  will  be 
two  appearances,  with  the 
first  one  beginning  at  8:00 
p.m.,  and  the  second  at  10:00 
p.m.  The  admission  is  only 
$1.50  per  person. 

The  Variety  Show  will  be 
performing  a  selection  of 
different  musical  styles.  If 
you  enjoy  the  country  sounds 
of  a  fiddle  and  banjo,  Steve 
Grice,  Jonathon  Wurl,  Bill 
Young,  Pierre  Belhomme, 
and  Joey  Pickett  will  be 
providing  the  music  for  the 
bluegrass  part  of  the  show. 

A  quartet  featuring  Myron 
Mixon-bass,  Dick  Bird-bari- 


tone, Dana  Reed-first  tenor, 
and  Bill  Young  as  lead  vocal, 
will  be  doing  some  of  the 
famous  Oak  Ridge  Boys 
Medleys. 

If  you  prefer  the  more 
contemporary  sounds  of  to- 
day, there  will  be  music  by 
famous  recording  artists 
such  as  Barry  Manilow  and 
Billy  Joel.  A  salute  to  music 
is  also  included  in  the  pro- 
gram which  features  one 
well-known  song  from  each 
decade  since  1950. 

Bill  Young,  who  is  a  junior 
music  major  at  SC,  has 
ivn  band,  which 
/iding  most  of 
for  the  show. 
Joey  Pickett 


formed  his  ( 
will    be    pre 


nbers  a 


the  drums,  Dana  Reed  play-     his 


ing  lead  rhythm  guitar  and 
vocals,  Kim  Deardorff  on  the 
keyboard,  Peirre  Belhomme 
on  bass  guitar,  and  back-up 
vocals  by  Denise  Read. 

Young  has  been  involved  in 
music  ever  since  he  was 
small.  He  plays  quite  a 
number  of  musical  instru- 
ments ranging  from  guitar 
and  violin  to  trumpet  and 
trombone.  As  a  Christian 
musician,  Young  feels  very 
strongly  "that  as  a  Christian, 
you  can  perform  secular  as 
well  as  gospel  music.  But  as 
a  Christian  entertainer,  there 
should  definitely  be  an  indi- 
cation of  a  Christian  lifestyle 
in  the  performer's  way  of 
presenting    himself  through 


STC  Sponsors  Gatlinberg  Trip 


The  Women's  Club  of 
Southern  College,  STC.  is 
sponsoring  a  trip  this  week- 
end to  Gatlinburg,  Tennes- 
i  only  $3.00, 


and  will  c 


expenses,  while  lunch 

put  on  your  ID. 

The  bus  will  leave  at  8:00 
a.m.  Sabbath  morning,  Octo- 
ber IS,  and  will  return  about 
12:00  midnight. 


The  day  will  be  spent  in  the 
Smoky  Mountains,  and  Sat- 
urday evening  will  be  open 
for  visiting  the  town  of 
Gatlinburg.  Eating  and 
transportation  browsing  among  the  shops 
arc  just  a  few  of  the  options 
available. 


Seats  on  the  bus  are  limited, 
so  buy  your  tickets  now  at  th' 
Student  Center  desk. 


Escape  in  a  Hot  Air  Balloon 


The  motion  picture  Night 
Crossing  will  be  shown  in  the 
P.E.  Center  this  coming  Sat- 
urday night.  There  will  be 
two  showings,  with  the  first 
one  starting  at  8:00  and  the 
second  at  10:00. 
The  film  is  based  on  the  true 
story    of    the    Strelzyk    and 


Wetzel  families  as  they  tfV  to 
escape  from  East  Germany  to 
West  Germany  in  a  hot  air 
balloon. 

"I  had  read  about  this  story 
before,"  commented  Everett 
Schlisner,  Dean  of  Student 
Affairs,  "and  when  I  found 
out    that     it     was     on     the 


approved  list  from  PUC, 
arranged  to  have  it  shown  I 
here  because  I  thought  that  I 
it  would  be  enjoyed  by  the  | 
students." 

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KeflecHon  Writing 


by  Jerry  Russell 


A  few  weeks  ago,  I  had  the 
I  opportunity  to  go  to  Lookout 
I  Mountain  and  hike  up  to 
I  Sunset  Rock.  It  was  a 
I  Sabbath  afternoon  and  some 
I  friends  and  I  piled  into  the 

r  for  the  ride  to  Point  Park, 
I  high  atop  the  mountain.    As 

;  rode,  all  talk  was  on  the 
Ibealitiful  view  from  Sunset 
I  Rock,  but  after  further  dis- 
Icussion,  we  each  confessed 
I  that  we  had  never  been  there 
|but  had  only  heard  of  the 

Finally  we  reached  Point 
I  Park  and  we  scrambled  out  of 

■journey.  We  searched  the 
■The  park  for  a  sign  pointing 
fto  Sunset  Rock.     When   we 


rock""  ".'4'''" '•""'""•'' 
rocK.         This    won  t    be    so 

bad."  "Yea,  we'll  be  there 
in  no  time  at  all,"  chimed 
several  members  of  the 
group.  We  followed  the  sign 
down  several  stair  cases  to  a 
dusty,  rock  trail  that  seemed 
to  wind  around  the  moun- 
tain. 

As  we  came  around  a  bend 
in  the  trail,  we  stumbled 
upon  a  large  rock  with  a 
beautiful  view  of  the  valley. 
Surely  this  was  Sunset  Rock. 
We  sat  down  and  just  gazed 
out  into  the  valley. 

After  10  or  15  minutes, 
someone  said,  "Somehow  1 
expected  more  than  this.  I 
don't   think   this   is   Sunset 


Rock.  I'm  going  on  further  to 
find  it."  Others  disagreed. 
"No,  this  is  just  as  they  said 
It  would  be.  I'm  staying  here 
and  besides,  I'm  tired." 
With  that  the  group  split  just 
about  in  half,  with  some 
going  on  and  the  rest  staying 
behind. 

As  we  climbed  further  up 
the  trail,  the  rocks  seemed  to 
get  bigger  and  there  were 
more  of  them.  The  climb 
was  becoming  increasingly 
harder.  Just  then  we 
reached  another  ledge.  This 
one  had  a  much  better  view 
than  the  other  one  and  we 
were  pretty  sure  this  was 
Sunset  Rock.  We  had  finally 
made  it  -  we  thought,  when 


we  saw  people  coming  down 
the  trail  who  had  been  there. 
They  had  actually  been  to 
Sunset  Rock  and  they  said  it 
was  great  and  that  we 
shouldn't  stop  now. 

Once  again  there  were  those 
in  our  group  who  didn't 
believe  that  Sunset  Rock 
could  be  any  better  than  the 
rock  we  were  at,  and  the 
group  split  again  with  just  4 
orSofus  going  on. 

We  started  out  on  the  trail 
again,  hoping  that  we  could 
make  it  and  sure  enough, 
just  around  the  corner  and 
over  a  few  more  rocks,  we 
could  see  Sunset  Rock. 
Scrambling  over  the  last  few 
boulders,  we  ran  to  the  edge 


of  the  rock  and  peered  out 
into  the  valley.  Just  over  the 
crest  of  a  distant  hill,  the  sun 
sprayed  the  valley  with  tints 
ofgold  and  orange. 

We  knew  we  had  reached 
our  goal.  We  had  been 
faithful  and  persistent  and 
didn't  give  up  when  rocks  got 
in  our  way.  It  was  then  that 
we  sat  down  in  a  circle  for 
vespers.  And  as  we  drew  the 
Sabbath  to  a  close,  we 
couldn't  help  but  feel  sorry 
for  our  friends  who  had  come 
so  far.  They  came  so  close, 
but  found  something  that 
they  thought  was  better.  If 
they  had  only  had  faith,  they 
wouldn't  have  lost  their  way. 


[Private  Financial  Aid  For  Students 


I  Students  returning  to  school 
phis  fall  may  now  apply  for 
ncial  aid,  accord- 
ing to  The  Scholarship  Bank. 

According  to  Steve  Danz, 
r  of  the  nation-wide 
,  private  financial  aid 
s  the  most  often  overlooked 
Bource  of  student  aid,  yet 
feccounts  for  nearly  500  mil- 
n  dollars,  or  one-quarter  of 


The  Scholarship  Bank  is  the 
largest  private  search  firm  in 
the  country  and  works  with 
college  financial  aids  offices 
to  bring  private  scholarships 
to  student  applicants.  A 
student  sends  a  stamped 
self-addressed  envelope  to 
the    bank    at    10100    Santa 


Monica  #2600,  Los  Angeles, 
CA,  90067  and  receives  a 
questionaire.  The  form  is 
then  sent  back  to  the  bank 
with  a  check  for  $35  or  $45 
depending  on  how  many 
sources  the  student  wants 
(25  or  up  to  75).  The  package 
which  is  then  sent  to  the 
student  gives  the  name,  type 
of  award,  eligibility  factors, 
and  address  of  the  source. 


Or,  the  student  can  order  the 
application  for  that  particular 
source  directly  from  the  bank 
after  receiving  the  print-out 
According  to  the  director, 
most  students  find  about  15 
sources  they  actually  write 
to. 

Private  financial  aid  is 
usually  not  need-based,  but 
involves  such  factors  as  the 


student's  desired  major  and 
occuaptional  goal,  area  of  the 
country  they  wish  to  work  in, 
religion,  special  interests, 
hobbies,  and  parents' 
background.  A  number  of 
new  scholarships.^  this  year 
have  been  opened  for  busi- 
ness, computer,  health  and 
law  students,  for  a  total  of 
about  25.000  scholarships. 


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need  a  new  grants 
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under  21  to  carry  out  their 
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research  and  writing  projects 


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GARFIELD"  by  Jim  Davis 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  13,  1983 


!• 


Time  Out 


Why  is  it  lliat  baseball  fans 
have  to  sit  around  waiting  for 
the  conclusion  of  the  World 
Series  to  hear  the  results  of 
the  voting  for  the  MVP,  the 
Cy  Young  and  Rookie  of  the 
Year  awards? 

I  have  never  been  able  to 
understand  why  it  would  be 
so  difficult  for  the  sports- 
writers  to  fill  out  and  submit 
their  ballots  at  the  conci 
of  the  regular  season.  Even 
the  Most  Valuable  Player  of 
the  championship  series  is 
announced    after    the    final 


The  Most  Valuable  Player 
Cy  Young,  and  Rookie  of  thi 
Year  award: 
sented  to  those  play 


Post-! 


dings 
ason  play  should  h; 
ring  upon 

■    Mho: 


hat  about  the  World 
Look  for  the  Balti- 

rioles  to  defeat  the 
ho  Philadelphia  Phillies  in  six, 
n.      maybe  seven  games. 

of 


the  playe 

Under  the  present  system.  a  /-i  t>  A  t  T     CT-  A  T-C 

it  would  be  possible  for  the  FLAGBALL   STAl  b 

writers      to      select      Mike 
Schmidt  as  National  League 

MVP  for  his  contribution  in  "A"  League  Standings 

Philadelphia's  quest  for  the  VV           1 

npionship.  There  Culpepper        1              ' 


yet    others    who    had    Durby 
0  Brien 


PCT 

1.000 
1.000 


even    bettt 
Schmidt. 

Both  Andre  Dawson  of 
Montreal  and  Dale  Murphy 
of  Atlanta  were  among  the 
leaders  in  six  offensive  cate- 
gories. To  pass  both  of  them 
by  would  be  a  crime  for  sure. 
Well,  all  of  this  fuss  hasn't 
done  much  to  change  things, 

in't  gonna 


thit 


-thi! 


(Sunday  Night) 
Durby  27   O'Brien  26 


(Monday  Night) 
Culpepper  38    Stone  31 


Hey  football  fans!  Here's  your  chance  to  pick  the 
Just  circle  your  picks,  and  turn  them  into  one  of  the  red 
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.  The  winner  will  receive:a  milkshake,  compliments  of 
the  Campus  Kitchen. 

Games  for  week  of  October  16 

Houston  at  Minnesota 
San  Francisco  at  New  Orleans 
Miami  at  New  York  Jets 
St.  Louis  af  Tampa  Bay 
San  Diego  at  New  England 
Chicago  at  Detroit 
Cleveland  at  Pittsburgh 
Buffalo  at  Baltimore 
Cincinnatti  at  Denver 
L.A.  Giants  at  Kansas  City 
L.A.  Raiders  at  Seattle 
N.  Y.  Giants  at  Kansas  City 
Atlanta  at  L.A.  Rams 
Philadelphia  at  Dallas 


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Bonus  lor  first  time  donors  with  this  ad". 

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Southern  Cynic 


October  13,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


As  I  was  traveling  abroad 
last  week  to  get  ideas  for  this 
column,  I  was  sitting  in  the 
airport  studying  accounting 
and  waiting  for  my  plane. 
Just  ^s  I  was  getting  into  the 
most  thrilling  part  about 
General  Ledgers  and  adjust- 
ing entries,  I  heard  a  girl's 
voice  behind  me. 

"What    school    do    you 
attend?"  she  asked. 

"Oh,  just  a  small,  private 
college    outside     of     Chatt- 
anooga," I  replied. 
"Chattanooga  .  .  .  isn't  tnai 
a  suburb  of  Collegedale?" 

"Why,  yes."  I  was 
astonished  at  her  knowledge 
of  geography.  "Well,"  she 
-said,  I'm  from  your  sister 
'college,  Bob  Jones  Univer- 
sity." 

Just   at   that   moment    I 


noticed  her  wrapped  braid 
hairstyle  and  polyester 
dress. 

"Why,  of  course.  I  should 
have  recognized  you  -  we're 
everywhere,  aren't  we?"  I 
laughed. 

She  shifted  in  her  seat  so 
she  could  get  a  better  look  at 
my  Calvin  Kleins  and  my 
polo  shirt.  Quickly,  I  tried  to 
lick  off  some  of  my  lipstick 
and  while  she  glanced  at  a 
passing  stranger,  I  frantical- 
ly rubbed  my  cheeks  to  try 
and  make  them  look  more 
natural.  Finally,  as  I  finished 
tucking  my  watch  into  my 
purse,  she  spoke,  "I  hear 
you  all  have  gone  liberal  at 
SC.  I  was  reading  your  new 
handbook  the  other  day  and 
you  can  wear  slacks  without 
dresses  now.    I  suppose  the 


beard  rule  is  to  try  to  regain 
the  Biblical  look,  huh?" 

"Well,"  I  stammered, 
"there  is  one  guy  on  campus 
that  resembles  Simon  Peter. 
I  think  he  even  likes  fish- 
ing." 

I  could  tell  she  wanted  to 
pursue  the  subject  when 
she  got  out  the  handbooks 
from  the  two  schools  and 
opened  them. 

"Wowl"  I  exclaimed, 
noticing  the  red  underlining 
and  detailed  notes  in  her  Bob 
Jones  handbook.  "You  real- 
ly read  that  stuff?" 

"Of  course,"    she   said, 
"don't  you?" 
"Uh,  well,  um  .  .  I  skimmed 
it  once." 

"I  was  just  noticing  the 
differences  in  our  rules.  I 
see  your  school  has  already 


progressed   to  the    1960's. 
But  don't  you  know  that  true 
Christianity  is  still  manifest- 
ed In  the  early  40's?" 

"I  guess  I  just  never 
thought  about  it."  I  replied, 
a  little  embarrassed. 

"Here.  Look  at  your 
handbook.  Why  these  young 
freshmen  are  allowed  out  on 
unchaperoned  dates  with 
men!  And  men  are  even 
allowed  in  the  lobby  of  the 
girls'  dorm  until  8:00. 
What's  this?  Caucasian 
students  are  allowed  to  inter- 
relate with  negros,  Hispan- 
ics,  and  even  Oriental  stu- 
dents. Don't  you  think  this 
might  lead  to  interracial  dat- 
ing?" 

I  could  tell  she  was  getting  a 
little  upset  now. 

"What  really  amazes  me  is 
the     part     about     religious 


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Dear  "David", 

Do  you  need  me  to  protect 
you,     my    loyal     friend? 
Wlienever  you    need    lielp 
just  use  your  slingsltot. 

Have  a  super  Sabbatll  and 
weelt. 

"Jonathon" 

The  Oalc  Ridge  Boys     will 
be  in  concert  at  the  UTC 
Arena  on   Sunday   night. 
Call   the   Arena   for    more 
information. 

DeniseR., 

Here's  to  a  great  room- 
mate--Cheers!! 

The  AEC/UTC  Internation- 
al Film  Series  presents 
.  The  Chosen"  at  7:30  p.m. 
in  129  Grote  Hall  tonight  on 
the  UTC  campus. 


To  all  my  first  semester 
nursing  friends. 
Hang  in  there  --  it's  tough 
-  but  remember  "when  the 
going  gets  tough,  the  tough 
get  goin'.  You  can  do  it! 
vho  cares 


Hove  you! 


Sweets 


Dearest  Chuck, 

I  just  wanted  to  wish  you  a 

Happy  Birthday  and  let  you 

know  that  I  love  you  very 

much!       Only    eight    more 

months     until     you-know- 

when!! 

Love, 
Maureen 


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professional  work  on  the 
best  equipment  for  only 
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how  long  or  short.  Ask  for 
Donna  at  238-2114. 


Dear  Other  Half  of  the  Lip 
Blower  Band, 

Making  music  with  you 
makes    me    very    happy! 
After     practicing      for      8 
months  now,  I  think  we're 
ready  to  go  on  tour. 

I  love  you. 
Tuba  Cheeks 


Greg  Isaak, 

I  really  enjoyed  your  last 

letter.      Of  course.   I  was 

much  younger  then.    Have 

a  great  day  and  write  soon. 

Love, 

Q.T. 


This  Sunday  at  1:00  p.m., 
FM  90.5  will  present  a 
recital  by  violist  Pat  Frank- 
lin. The  recital  is  to  be 
heard  on  the  series 
SOUTHERN  COLLEGE 
RECITAL  HALL. 


Bruce  Gibbon, 
Just  a   (note)  to  let  u  know 
your  secret  sis  is  thinking 
ofU. 

B.R.P.R. 

The  Chattanooga  Sym- 
phony Guild  will  be  spon- 
soring a  Book  Fair  at 
Eastgate  Mall  October  13 
through  15. 

Bobby, 

Here's  to  hoping  you're 
having    a    great    week! 
You're  a  super  brother  and 
1  enjoy  seeing  you  around. 

Amethyst 

The  Dorothy  Patten  Fine 
Arts  Series  presents  the 
Chamber  Music  Society  of 
Lincoln  Center  tonight  at 
7:30  p.m.  Call  755-4269  for 
more  information. 


Kerr  McGee, 
How's  life  with  thee? 


Dear  Anthony  Lamonte, 
I  just  wanted  to  say  I  hope 
you  have  a  great  weekend 
and  a  splendid  birthday! 

Summer  Rose 

Oear    Room    #268    (Talge 
Hall) 

This  brief  note  is  to  say 
how  much  I  enjoy  having 
such  a  nice  brother  like 
you. 

Love, 

Hot  Coffee! 

P.S.        Have    a    fabulous 

weekend  and  keep  in  touch. 


Dear  Page  and  Brenda, 

I  really  appreciate  your 
hard  work  and  patience. 
Thanks  so  much  [I 

MEM 

((STC,  the  Women's  Club, 
will  be  selling  T-shirts 
again  this  next  week. 
Watch  for  notices  in 
Thatcher  lobby.  Buy  them 
now  for  $6.00.  That's  $2.50 
below  costl-before  the 
price  goes  up! 

Two  Concerned  Sisters: 

Please  stop  into  the  office 
and  talk  if  you  are  con- 
cerned. Unsigned  notes, 
(letters,  cards,  etc.)  all 
elicit  the  same  response 
from  me.  It  does  not 
matter  if  they  are  positive, 
negative,  or  neutral.  They 
are  read,  (with  a  grain  of 
salt)  and  then  deposited  in 
the  TRASH!  Either  you  are 
TOO  concerned  (about 
nothing  or  everything)  or 
you're  not  concerned  e- 
nough!  Please  keep  the 
notes  coming,  BUT  please 
SIGN  them  if  you  really  are 
"concerned". 

Leslie  A.  Mathewson 

Hi.  Alex! 

Hope  you  have  a  terrific 
week.  How  was  supper 
Saturday  night?  Hum  .  .  . 
Take  care  and  don't  forget 
about  me. 

Love, 

Lisa  and  Donna, 
Thanks  for  being  the  best. 
Hove  you. 


meetings.  I  can't  believe  you 
only  have  fourteen  a  week! 
How  can  you  build  any 
character  and  maintain  a 
pure  Christian  life  without 
any  rules?"  she  asked. 

"Boy,  I  guess  I  never  looked 
at  it  that  way,"  I  replied. 
"When  1  get  back  to  SC.  I'll 
request  a  special  Ad  Council 
to  try  and  get  the  faculty  to 
bring  back  those  old  rules." 

Her  plane  was  called,  so  she 
said  good-bye  and  as  she  left 
she  shook  my  hand  and  said, 
"Good  luck.  It's  not  an  easy 
life,  you  know." 

.With  that  warm  feeling  of 
martyrdom,    I    watched    her 

leave.  As  1  reached  for  my 
luggage,  I  looked  down  at  the 
seat  and  noticed  she  had  left 
her  copy  of  the  Bob  Jones 
University  handbook.  I  knew 
it  was  a  sign. 


Dear"Bug"-n-"M". 
It's  been  a  real  blast  so  far 
this  year  with  you  as  potty- 
mates.  The  TP  decora- 
tions, Little  Debbie  gorges, 
Fonda  times,  certain  music 
dedications,  and  the 
"dress-up"  parties  are  un- 
forgettable.      So    are    you 


Dear  Renee  Roberts, 

What  are  you  doing  in 

Florida?   We  both  miss  you 

a  lot.    Hope  to  be  with  you 

soon.  Write  us  sometime. 

Love, 

Bren  and  Stubbs 

ATTENTION !! 
Because  of  unforeseen  e- 
vents,  the  time  for  the 
Allied  Health  Club  Vespers 
has  been  changed  to  6:30 
p.m.  this  Friday,  October 
14.  Inorder  for  students  to 
be  able  to  attend  the  school 
vespers,  we  will  be  finished 
by  about  7:30  p.m.  at  the 
latest.  Please  come  join  us 
at  our  campfire  while  we 
roast  marshmallows,  eat 
refreshments,  have  enter- 
taining activities,  and  enjoy 


To  the  Birthday  Partiers: 

Thanks  for  the  great  time 
and  all  the  gifts  and 
"kosher"  cards.  You're  a 
great  bunch  and  good 
friends! 


Gle 


P.S.     It  feels  great 
finally  legal! 


be 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  13.  1983 


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Milce  Gentry 


■  'The  food  is  a  lot  better  than 
academy,  but  it's  pretty 
expensivef 


■What  do  they  do.  have 
Chinese  chef  for  lunch  am 
Mexican  chef  for  supper?! 


■■J  try  not  to  think  about  i 


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that  difficult. 


MEDICAL 


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Nursing 


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Southern  College,  Collegedale.  Tennessee 


Collegedale  Goes 
Back  To  Church 


October  20.  1983 


College  life  is  full  of 
surprises.  One  of  the 
unpleasant  surprises 
countered  he 
first  trip  to  the  Collegedale 
Church.  Somehow,  looking 
at  it  from  the  outside,  .1 
expecting  a  grand,  majestic 
sanctuary  that  would  take 
one's  breath  away,  but  then  I 
went  inside. 

It  took  my  breath  away, 
alright,  but  it ' 
quick  div 
swimming  pool,  which  is 
exactly  what  the  interior 
me  of.  Pale  blue 
walls,  a  huge  sloping  sanctu- 
ary --  all  that  was  missing 
was  the  chlorine.    Then  they 


started  talking  about  renova- 
tion. I  laughed.  This  church, 
I  thought,  is  beyond  help. 


The  first  service  in  the 
newly  redecorated  church 
will  be  held  October  22, 
1983.  Those  of  you  who  have 
not  had  an  opportunity  to  see 
the  progress  on  the  church 
are  in  for  a  pleasant  surprise 
this  weekend.  Although 
October  22  is  the  well-known 
anniversary  of  the  Great 
Disappointment,  it  is  more 
signigicantly  the  anniversary 
of  the  first  service  ever  to  be 
held  in  the  Collegedale 
church,  in  October  of  1965. 


Other  projects  that  have 
been  or  will  be  completed 
include  the  removal  of  the 
hanging  lights  and  the  in- 
stallation of  a  new  public 
address  system,  a  movie 
screen,  and  padding  for  the 
pews.  The  foyer  walls  will  be 
redone  with  fabric-covered 
panels  and  the  glass  between 
the  sanctuary  and  the  foyer 
will  be  replaced  by  stained 
glass  scenes  illustrating  the 
four  Gospels. 

The  backdrop  behind  the 
platform  has  been  built  up  to 
accommodate  the  new  organ. 
;puted  to  be 


;thr. 


the 


real 


;  tall  ■ 


nil 


tion  has  been  attempted. 
But  with  the  new  pipe  organ 
Hearing  completion,  the 
church  voted  last  spring  to  go 
ahead  with  a  $310,000  pro- 
ject to  improve  the  accoustics 
and  beauty  as  well  as  the 
comfort  of  the  church. 

To  describe  in  detail  all  that 
has  been  done  to  the  church 
would  fill  a  large  book.  The 
most  obvious  change  that  is 
noticed  upon  entering  is  the 


wood   pai 
glass    that 


take  up  a  great  deal  of  space 
at  the  front  of  the  sanctuary, 
and  there  was  some  concern 
that  rhe  congregaiion's  at- 
tention would  be  drawn  more 
to  the  organ  than  to  the 
speaker.  In  order  to  make 
the  speaker  the  focal  point, 
says  interior  designer  Harold 
Duckett,  the  pulpit  should  be 
unique.  And,  accordingly, 
the  pulpit  planned  for  the 
church  is  outstanding:  it  is 
made  of  three  panels  of  3/4 
inch  glass,  with  a  top  of  solid 


the    blu 


"The    gr, 


/ith  th 


a^'"'9'38»  windows   and    wood    paneling    (ilflhUgtit    the 


importantly, 
paneling,  ali 

unpadded  carpeting  and  re- 
cently recaulked  ceiling, 
greatly  improve  the  accous- 
tics of  the  building.  This  is 
important,  not  only  for  the 
gan,  but  also  for 
choral  and  congregational 
singing  as  well  as  the  spoken 

The  stained  glass  at  the 
back  of  the  church  over  the 
balcony  depicts  a  scene  of 
the  Second  Coming,  and  this 
pattern  is  carried  over  into 
the  side  panels.  Each  of  the 
side  panels  also  includes  a 
message  of  one  of  our  27 
fundamental  beliefs  spelled 
out  in  Morse  code,  an  idea  of 
the  designer  of  the  windows, 
Clinton  Conley  of  Rio  Glass- 
works. 


Rock, 
s  to  the 


.  but  more     glass  point; 

;  fluted  (he  Gospel -you  can  draw  a 
kinds  of  symbolism  from  it, 
said  Pastor  Gordon  Bietz, 


The 


on  has  thus  far 


stayed  close  to  the  original 
$310,000  budget,  and  50%  of 
this  amount  has  been  re- 
ceived to  date,  just  six 
months  after  the  beginning 
of  the  project.  Pastor  Bietz 
stated  that  hopefully  every- 
thing will   be  completed  by 


But  even  with  the  work  that 
isn't  completed,  the  church 
is  magnificent.  1  was  skepti- 
cal, but  the  view  took  my 
breath  away.  1  was  sur- 
prised. 


But  then 
surprises. 


ollege 


;  full  of 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/Oclober  20.  1983 


Counterfeit  T-Shirt  Operation  Uncovered  in  SA 


Editorial 


appreciate 


I  need 
when  people  help 

Appreciation  is  a  nice  thing.  Let' 
around  this  campus.  It  just  might 
liltle  brighter. 


sideration.    I  know  I  like  it 


Souihernifu^ccent 


Editor 

Assistant  Editc 
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Sports  Editor 
Religion  Edit 


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»Ma 


Maureen  Mavden 

Page  We'emes 

Brenda  Hess 

Dick  Bird 

Jerry  Russell 

Keith  Shaw 

Chuck  Wisener 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Lesa  Hoth 

Dinah  Slawter 

Tommy  Morton 

Joe  Denney 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Mike  Battistone 

MoniGennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Michelle  Lawter 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

Frances  Andrews 


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GARFIELD® 


by  Jim  Davis 


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Phone 
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Consideration  is  a  great  thing.  And  it  can  be  really  helpful 
sometimes,  too.  Like  when  the  guy  next  to  you  in  class 
needs  to  get  vour  notes  from  the  last  class  and  you  lend 
them  with  a  smile.  Or.  like  when  someone  you  know  is 
really  busy  and  doesn't  have  time  to  run  down  to  the  VM  for 
another  box  of  laundry  soap  and  you  volunteer  because  you 
were  going  to  the  CK  anyway.  That's  consideration.  It's 
also  appreciation. 
Lending  a  hand  or  being  willing  to  help  out  means  that  you 
tough  to  go  an  extra  step  just  for 
you  consider  them  to  be  soneone 
•  about  them. 
'  dictionary  definition  for  appreciation  (well,  one  of 
them)  says  that  it  is  "gratefulness;  gratitude. 1'-- -The 
dictionary  also  says  that  it  is  awareness  of  perception. 
Being  aware  ofthe  feelings  and  needs  of  others  can  help  us 
to  be  more  appreciative  of  them. 

1  know  that  with  all  the  things  I  have  to  do  each  week,  I 
get  really  busy  and  tend  to  forget  that  there  are  others  out 


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Two  of  the  fake  logos  copied  after  popular  design 


JLetiers 


Dear  Editor: 

The  lead  article  about  the 
name  change  for  the  College 
is  the  best  piece  of  journal- 
ism about  a  highly  important 


issue  published  in  your  paper 
thus  far.  I  certainly  commend 
the  author.  It  is  time  a 
sensible  approach  to  the 
name  change  be  made.    It  is 


too  bad  this  has  to  cor 

an  afterthought.     I  certainly  I 

hope  the  right  people  re 

Sincerely  I 
RoyF.  Battle,  Class  of '53 1 


The  Jog-A-Thon  was  run 
last  Sunday  at  two  separate 
times.  The  main  one  at  11:00 
a.m.  and  another  at  7:00 
p.m.  These  two  runs  only 
yielded  approximately  110 
joggers. 

According  to  Jog-Tronics 
specialists,  the  most  laps  any 
one  person  has  ever  done  in 
an  hour,  is  36.  Terry  Cantrell 
came  close  with  34.  and  Dan 
Adels  was  second  with  33. 
Sherri  Kelly  ran  25,  the  best 
of  any  girl  known  of  at 
press-time. 


There  is  still  a  need  for 
those  joggers  who  signed  up 

listed  below.  Please  get  in 
touch  with  the  SA  office  if 
this  list  is  not  correct. 

The  next  running  will  be 
Monday,  October  24,  at  6:00 
p.m.  That  is  the  Monday 
after  the  long  weekend. 
There  is  still  time  to  get 
forms  in,  even  if  you  have 
already  run.  Take  some 
forms  home  with  you  to  get 
more  sponsors. 


Brenda  Belden 
Kelly  Booth 
Michael  Burks 
Cheryl  Beldin 
Richard  Bedford 
Charis  Boling 
Elizabeth  Cruz 
Mike  Courtney 
Jeff  Coston 
Craig  Calhoun 
Joelle  Dodd 


Tan 


,'  Elli; 


Steven  Fitzgerald 


Nancy  Foster 
Hank  Greenwood 
Lisa  Garrison 
Kathy  Hampton 
Linda  Heisey 
Maria  Holley 
Richard  Hoidal 
Mark  T.  Hambleton 
Julie  Holyoke 
Lori  Hodges 
Carol  Hurley 
Betty  Houghtaling 
Greg  Isaak 


Brenda  Jones 

Janie  Jones 

Ivan  Johnson 

Stephen  Johnson 

Dada  Jarrett 

Rick  Kinsey 

Andy  Konstantinovich 

Denise  Keith 

Michelle  Lawter 

John  Lee 

Doug  Leeper 

Tim  Lale 

Velvet  McQuistan 

Kim  Manning 


Elizabeth  Mann 
Mike  McClung 
Steve  Meinhardt 
Thomas  McDonald 
Susan  Montgomery 
Kathy  O'fftll 
Joey  Osborne 
Charlene  Peek 
Dawn  Predmore 
Ken  Priddy 
Daniel  Pajic 
Debbie  Quails 
Denise  Read 
Brenda  Roberts 
Fred  Roscher 
Arlin  Richert 
Joyce  Root 
Reginald  Rice 
Martha  Speck 
Eddie  Soler 
Kevin  Spicer 
Kent  Sharpe 
Vernon  Sparks 
Johnnita  Summerton  I 
Pamela  Lynn  Sadler  f 
Dan  Turk 
Wayne  Thompson 
Douglas  Woodruf 
Cedric  Williams 
Faith  Weidemann 
Karen  Wilcox 
Sandra  Wong 
Lydia  White_ 


October  20.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Reflection  Writing 


ve     never     considered 

f  to  have  many  talents. 

I  was  a  child  I  tried 

Iseveral  hobbies  such  as  shell 

land  rock  collecting,  and  for 

years     I    took    piano 

■lessons.    But  to  no  avail-to 

Ithis  day  I  can't  play  a  song  on 

■the  piano.  As  I  grew,  I  found 

Ithat  there  weren't  very  many 

;  that  I  could  do  well.    I 

Ididn't  let  this  bother  me  till  I 

ew  a  little  older. 

After    I    graduated    from 

ademy  with  less  than  fly- 

g  colors,  I  had  a  hard  time 

rciding  on  a  major.     As   I 

IS  growing  up,  I'd  always 

wanted  to  be  a  PE  teacher. 


What  could  be  better  than 
playing  football  and  basket- 
ball with  little  kids  all  day? 
My  life  would  be  one  big 
recess.  But  as  1  neared  the 
end  of  my  academy  days,  I 
began  to  look  toward  the 
business  field.  My  father 
and  brother  were  both  bus- 
inessmen and  what  they  did 
looked  fascinating  so  I  decid- 
ed to  become  a  business 
major.  Even  now  in  my  third 
year  of  college,  I'm  not  sure 
what  1  want  to  do  with  my  life 
and  I've  always  envied  those 
who  arrived  on  campus 
knowing  their  goal  and  line 
of  interest. 


I  imagine  that  a  lot  of  people 
go  through  life  this  way- 
feeling  jealous  and  envious 
of  those  who  have  made  it 
big. 

This  kind  of  thinking  causes 
nothing  but  damage  to  our- 
selves and  our  relationships 
with  others.  It's  important  to 


othe 


look 

ments    and    taleni 

feeling    inferior    i 

ened. 

God  has  givei 
person  according 
ability.  Those 
handle  five  talents  r 
five  those  who  can  1 
two  receive  two,    and 


without 


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goes     with     ea 
ability 

We  tend  to  overlook  our 
natural  talents  because  soci- 
ety forces  us  to  compare 
ourselves  with  others.  My 
interest  in  writing  doesn't 
seem  like  much  compared  to 
what  many  people  have 
done.  But  it  makes  me 
happy  and  I  enjoy  it,  so  I 
keep  at  it. 

Some  of  us  seem  to  have  to 
search  harder  for  our  talents, 
but  they  are  there.  God  has 
blessed  each  and  everyone  of 
us  and  he  requires  no  more 
out  of  us  than  we  are  capable 
of.        "He    lays    upon    his 


servants  no  burdens  that 
they  are  not  able  to  bear." 
(see  Matthew  25:13-30) 

How  many  times  have  1 
coveted  someone  else's 
talents?  By  coveting  these 
talents.  I  have  blinded 
myself  from  seeing  the  many 
beautiful  gifts  that  God  has 
bestowed  on  me. 

/er  have  an  article 
the    Wall  Street 

id    my    name    may 

ies  trophy,  but  I 
that  God  has  a  plan  for 
;d  if  1  have  faith  and  use 


printed 


World   Se: 


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become  \ 


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Fall  Starts  Festivities  .,. 


Next  Wednesday  through 
Friday  is  "Fall  Festival 
Week"  here  at  S.C.  Various 
activities  are  planned  for 
each  day. 

Wednesday  is  "Regular 
Guy  and  Girl  Day".  This  will 
be  your  chance  to  dress  like  a 
"regular"  guy  or  girl- 


clothing,    and   wide   ties 


"Western  Day"  is  on 
Thursday,  and  will  be  the 
time  to  wear  cowboy  boots 
and  ten  gallon  hats.  That 
evening,  supper  will  be  serv- 
ed  on    the    Student    Center 


polyester. 


.mismatched    porch.   In  keeping  with   the 


On  Friday,  break  out  the 
top-siders  and  alligators  for 
"Preppy  Day."  Friday  will 
also  be  "Funny  Hat  Day." 
Pictures  of  participating 
students  will  be  taken  each 
day  at  noon. 


The  week's  activities  con- 
clude on  Sunday,  the  30th, 
with  the  "Fall  Festival 
Party".  This  year  the  party 
will  be  held  off  campus  in  a 
barn.        Directions    will    be 


evening's  entertainment  will 
also  include  a  film,  and 
refreshments  will  be  served. 
Peggy  Brandenburg,  SA  So- 
cial Activities  Vice-president 
hinted  that  there  might  be  a 
"haunted"  hay  ride  in  add- 
ition to  the  other  festivities 


1  prize     that  evening. 


Classifieds 


42244- 

Let  me  call  you  sweetheart, 
I'm  in  love  with  you. 
Let  me  hear  you  whisper 
that  you  love  me,  too. 
Keep  the  lovelight  kindled 
in  you  eyes  so  true. 
Let  me  call  you  sweetheart, 
I  m  in  love  with  you ! ! 

-67210 

Dear  Little  Kristen, 

Happy  #171  We  wish  we 
could  help  you  blow  out 
those  big  candles.  Love 
ftom  both  the  ROCK- 
HOUND  and  the  PEANUT 

LOST:  Gold  engraved  I.D. 
bracelet.  If  found,  please 
eall  238-2346. 


The  15th  Annual  Fall  Color 
Cruise  and  Folk  Festival 
will  be  held  on  October  23 
and  30.  For  more  informa- 
tion, call  756-2121. 


238-2088 

It  was  so  wonderful  to 
hear  you  lovely  voice  this 
past  Sabbath  -  and  always! 

I  had  the  unyielding  urge 
to  be  with  you  immediately. 

I'll  call  you  again  soon. 
Thanks  for  everything  (ser- 
iously). 

doof 

Tothe2/3rds, 

Thanks  for  everything. 
Ya'll  are  terrific  and  1  love 


55855: 

Why  two  bananas  and  one 
apple?  Why  not  one  bana- 
na and  two  apples?  Sig- 
mund  would   be   proud   of 

University  of  the  South  is 
sponsoring      a       Classical 


Cha 


Mu 


Tonight's  program  will  fea- 
ture the  Beaux  Trio  and  will 
be  in  Guerry  Hall  on  their 
own  campus.  It  will  begin 
at  7:00  p.m.  University  of 
the  South  is  located  in 
Sewanee,  TN.  More  infor- 
mation can  be  obtained  by 
calling  265-3114. 


Dear  41911, 

Just  wanted  to  tell  you 
that  1  am  mighty  proud  that 


you 


Ha 


splendid  Sabbath.  Rett 
ber  the  Man  upstairs  1 
you.  So  do  I. 

Love,  your  si: 


To:  whoever  "borrowed" 
my  14kt  gold  Cross  pen 
engraved  with  "JT  4  VP". 
Please  return  to  JT  in  A-19 
Talge  Hall  or  mail  to:  "JT 
37315" 

Dear  Deany, 

Need  your  r 
redecorated?       Call    us! 
We're  the  iurfs. 

238-BUDS 


•  office 


CONGRATULATIONS  Ken 
and  Suzi.  1  hope  you  will 
always  be  as  happy  as  you 


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4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  20.  1983 


Orlando 


Hey.  Collegedale!    Jusl  a 
littie  note  to  let  you  know 
we're   alive   and   active   in 
the  Sunshine  State. 
We  began  the  semester  by 
electing  and  appointing  Or- 
lando Campus  SA  officers. 
They  are: 
President-James  Gershon 
Vice-Presidenl-Andy  Nail 
Secretary-Kathy  Fillman 
Trcasurcr-Pat  Bourque 
Pastor-Doug  Gates 
Public  Relations-Evonne 

Decembe?  Senior  VP/Or- 
lando-Carmen  Lau 

These  officers,  along  with 
Dean  Kinsey.  Mrs.  Swin- 
son,  and  Mrs.  Brown  have 
planned  several  activities 
for  the  semester.  Some 
ihai  have  already  taken 
place  are  ihe  films  "A  Man 


Snow 


and 


'•Ben  Hur"  which  were 
shown  in  our  dorm  lobby. 
Root-beer  fioats,  pop  corn 
and  apples  were  served  as 
refreshments. 

On  October  1,  the  film 
"No  Deposit.  No  Return" 
was  shown  at  Orlando  Jun- 
ior Academv  as  a  fundrais- 
er for  the  SA. 

Sunday.  October  9,  was 
the  highlight  of  the  scmest- 


■  fori 


/  ot  I 


Flo 


Hospital  sponsored  a  day  at 
Sea  World  for  all.  the  Or- 
lando students.  Some  of 
these  students   were   seen 

■■Let's    Gel    Wet"    splash 


The  hot  Florida  sunshine 
allures  many  students  be- 
tween or  after  classes  to  go 
canoeing,  water-skiing  with 
off-campus  friends,  sun- 
bathing, and  swimming  at 
the  pools.  There  have  been 
many  trips  to  the  beaches 
so  far. 

Sounds  like  we're  on 
vacation,  right?  Well,  not 
exactly.  Most  of  us  are  up 
at  6:00  a.m.  and  on  our  way 
lo  labs,  wide  awake.  The 
first  few  weeks,  classes  and 

ing,  but  we  seem  to  be 
adjusting  to  the  concen- 
trated program. 

In  the  evenings,  we  go 
jogging  or  take  the  "Exer- 
cise course"  around  the 
lake  to  clear  the  cobwebs 
from  hours  of  studying. 
The  co-ed  aerobics  class, 
led  by  Pat  Bourque.  facili- 
tates release  of  built-up 
tension  and  acts  as  a  diver- 
sion from  feelings  of  mis- 
sing our  families  and  spe- 
cial   friends   on    the    main 


We're  especially  excited 
about  the  spiritual  activi- 
ties. On  September  23, 
Vespers  was  held  on  the 
beach.  Singing,  prayer, 
and  watching  the  beautiful 


the 
the  tone  for  Sabbath. 

Our  most  recent  event  was 
the  SA  sponsored  Fellow- 
ship Retreat  held  October 
14-16  at  a  nearbv  camp. 


The  weekend  was  filled 
with  many  fun  events  such 
as  canoeing,  sailing,  ping 
pong,  swimming,  and  sing- 
ing. Doug  Gates  provided 
us  with  some  laughs  by 
climbing  a  sailboat  mast  to 
free  it  from  some  branches. 
Once  untangled,  the  boat 
tipped  over,  sending  Doug 
into  the  lake  fully  dressed! 

Larry  Stephens,  a  Forest 
Lake  Academy  teacher  and 
Counselor  to  the  Orlando 
students.  provided  the 
highlight  of  the  weekend 
with  four  Bible  studies 
about  the  three  angels' 
messages  and  our  salva- 
tion. Special  music  for  the 
entire  weekend  was  provi- 
ded by  David  Butler  and 
Pat  Duff  on  guitars,  and 
Cathy  England.  Rhonda 
Facundus.  Mauri  Lang, 
and  Rhonda  Yost  as  vocal- 
ists. Rhonda  Facundus 
also  played  a  trumpet  solo 
as  well.  The  weekend 
allowed  us  to  become  bet- 
ter acquainted  as  friends, 
as  a  family,  and  with  God. 

This  week  was  scheduled 
for  midterms  and  there  will 
be  some  finals  in  OB  and 
Med-Surg  as  well.  We 
have  Friday  off  and  some  of 
us  will  be  coming  to  the 
main  campus  for  the  long 


■Til  next 
The  truly  southern  5 
:rn  College  students 


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ampus  Jnop 


It's  OCTOBER  .  -  .and  ,  .  . 

**TJie  autumnal  color  show  is  at  its  peak-bright  yellows 
from  the  hickories  blend  in  with  the  scarlets  and  reds  of  the 
maples,  sweet  gums,  and  dogwoods;  the  oaks  add  dark 
maroon  {for  a  few  magic  days)  and  later  on  their  warm 
browns  provide  a  velvety  background  to  the  breath-taking 
display  .  .  . 

**Hawks,  ducks,  geese,  sandhill  cranes,  warblers,  and 
plovers  have  already  migrated  or  will  soon  be-to  the 
delight  and  amazement  of  birdwatchers  who  are  desper- 
ately trying  to  keep  "records  of  everything"  .  .  . 

**Arts  and  crafts  shows  are  popping  up  in  malls,  at  old  mill 
sites,  in  parks,  along  sidewalks  to  which  are  added 
plethora  of  antique  shows,  flea  markets,  and  garage  and 
yard  sales,  Fall  Festivals,  color  cruises,  boat  trips  up  and 
down  the  Tennessee  River,  and  pilgrimages  to  the 
mountains  .  .  . 

**The  roadside  fruit  stands  are  bursting  with  bushels  of  i 
apples,  piles  of  orange  pumpkins,  all  shapes  and  sizes  of 
squash,  Indian  corn  (hanging  in  groups  of  threes),  jars  of 
"locally-produced"    honey    and    sorghum-not    to    forget 
grapes,  the  last  of  the  plums,  and  mellow  pears  .  .  . 

**The  World  Series  is  over,  the  Alumni  have  gathered,  the  I 
nine-weeks'  exams  have  drained  students  of  stored-up  I 
knowledge,  the  concert  season  and  committee  session  i 
full  swing,  everyone  is  working  furiously  on  his  semester  | 
project,  and  blissfully,  we  get  a/ree  weekend  .  .  . 

**The  harvest  moon  and  Venus  are  shimmering,  corn 
shocks,  jack-o'lanterns.  frosty  pastures  and  foggy  bottom- 
lands, and  bright  blue  skies  putting  a  zip  into  everything  we 
do-all  tell  us  that  this  just  has  to  be  our  favorite  monthi 

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October  20.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/S 


Talge  Sauna  Being  Closed? 


by  J 

dorm 

1100.000  dollars  over  budget 
this  year,  "  stated  Ted 
Evans.  Dean  of  Men.  "and 
because  of  this  we  are  look- 
ing for  ways  to  cut  back." 

One   of  the   ways   being 
considered  is  the  closing  of 
Talge   Hall. 


'We  spent  S6.000  dolla.^ 
last  year  just  for  operating 
the  sauna."  continues  E- 
vans.  "That's  not  near 
SIOO.OOO  dollars  but  $6,000 
here  and  there  starts  to  add 


The  reason  why  Talge  is  i 


financal  trouble  is  the  drop  number  of  guys  on   a   floor  the  way  it  is  being  done  is 

m    enrollment.        Last    fall  doesn't  mean  that  we  clean  it  because  of  the  motel  service 

pnvfifx  ,'  "tk""^    *'"  '"'  "'"="■     "'*'"''   "■=   20  they    run.       Last   year   they 

guys  m  Talge.  This  semester  guys,  or  50.  on  a  hall  it  still  brought  in  J43.813  because 

there  are  only  385    That  i<;  a  ""'^''     "^l^^mmg."         Talge  of  the  motel  service, 

drop    in    money  'inflow    of  '"'"'   *"'^'"'    '^''    >■="    '" 

S570.40        per        semTster  '="^'0*31  services.  '"We  still  ha 

According   to   Evans     "Just  ti,  .  i,       u  .,  ■  •■  "'''^'   '"^'^    ^"'"^ 

K -th^.if   J       ■    .u  Thatcher  Hall  IS  meeting  says  Evans,  "but  it  \ 

there  is  a  drop  in  the  ifs  budget  for  the  year,  but  ,oo  long  before  < 


n't  decided 


;  do." 


( 


Sheehan  Interviewed 


H  by  Michelle  Lawtei 

^     Dr.  Sheehan, 

consultant    on 

speaker      for 
October  18. 


I  well-known  ities    can 

health    and  believes 

the      guest  look     to 

chapel      on  others,    v 


"I'm  here  to  sell  fitness  this 
morning.  "  Dr.  Sheehan 
claimed  as  he  spoke  to  the 
students  of  Southern  Col- 
lege. "Fitness  can  change 
our  total  outlook  on  life 
physically,  spiritually,  and 
nientallv." 


Dr.  Sheehan  first  began  his 
running  career  while  in  col- 
lege, but  for  many  years  he 


did 


thi; 


i  Dr.  Sheehan  believt 
I  man  does  not  reali: 
'extent  to  which  his  c; 


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cise.  At  the  age  of  44,  Dr. 
Sheehan  decided  to  pick  up 
this  sport  once  again.  He 
insists  that  running  has  con- 
tributed to  a  new  outlook  on 
life  for  him.  Now  at  age  64, 
Dr.  Sheehan  has  completed 
numerous  roadraces, 


bi-athlon. 

When  asked  what  his  next 
goat  for  running  was,  he 
simply  stated  "to  run  better 
than  last  year  and  to  break 
three  hours  in  a  marathon." 

Although  the  World  Health 
Organization  may  consider 
age  64  to  be  elderly,  Dr. 
Sheehan  is  far  from  spending 
his  days  sitting  in  a  rocking 


cha 


Sheehan 


excellent  example  of  a  fit 
body  that  has  been  main- 
tained properly  through  the 


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Lawn  Boy  iViowers 

Kero-Sun  Heaters 

Wesland  Stoves 

(Wood  or  coal  burning  stoves) 


Nike 

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and  Equipment 
New  Balance 


Newbalance 
Brooks 
Jordache 
Kangaroos 
Vans  BMX  Shoes     Running  Apparel 
Asahi  Aerobic  Clothing 

Buffalo  Sfiirt  Brooks 

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witfi  Silicone      Jogging  Wear 


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6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October20.  1983 


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Time  Out 


game  marred  by 
xtra-point  mis- 
is,  Culpepper's  team 
s  victorious  over  O'Brien 
45-30.  Of  the  eight  extra- 
point  attempts  in  the  first 
half,  four  be  both  squads, 
nly  one  was  successful 
nd  was  executed  by  Hank 


The  extra  point  was 
missed  and  Culpepper's 
team  answered  right  back 
with  a  score  of  his  own  with 
Culpepper  himself  bringing 


off 


Royci 


fron 


Greenwood 
Earp.  O'Brien 
first  play  from  scrimm 
rting  from  their  o\ 
yard   line.   O'Brien's 
took    a    quick    outlet 
from    Malt   Nafie,   eli 
Culpepger's    defense    j 
tossed  a  perfect   lob   I( 
wide  open  Lowell  Fergu 


pas: 


and  missed  attempts 
throughout  the  first  half 
until  the  Greenwood-Earp 
hook-up.  The  score  at  the 
halfwas  25-24  with  Culpep- 
per in  the  lead.  O'Brien 
scored  again  in  the  second 
half,  but  muffed  the  chance 
to  tie  it  up  with  Nafie 
throwing  an  incomplete 
into  the  endzone.  That 
seemed  to  take  the  drive 


out  of  O'Brien's  team,  as 
they  missed  their  fifth  con- 
version attempt.  Culpep- 
per went  on  to  score  20 
second-half  points  in  earn- 
ing their  second  win  with 
no  losses. 

In  Monday's  B  League 
game,  Stafford  Barzey's 
team  handed  King  their 
second  defeat  of  the  sea- 
son. Barzey  is  now  2-0. 

In  Monday's  Women's 
League  action,  Laurencclj 
downed  Belden  while  rais- 
ing their  record  to  2-1  as 
Belden  dropped  to  0-2. 


FLAGBALL  STATS 


W    L 

PF 

PA 

62 

ii 

Adams             1       0 

26 

1 

Latirencell       1        1 

3J 

43 

BeMen            0       1 

IJ 

31 

Easlcy            0      2 

19 

39 

NFL  Picks 

Culpepper 
Durby 


As  many  of  you  did.  I  also 
made  my  own  pre-season 
picks  for  the  NFL  this  year. 
However,  it  wasn't  until  last 
week  that  1  was  asked  to 
submit  some  predictions  for 
this  year  to  the  Accent. 

Some  things  about  the  NFL 
are  pretty  hard  to  explain 
these    days:    such 


East 
Miam 


the 


Baltimore      Colts.  Each 

season  seems  to  be  full  of  its 
own  surprises.  1  don't  forsee 
many  changes  in  the  stand- 
ings between  now  and  the 
end  of  the  season.  Here's 
how  it  should  end  up-- 

NFC 

Dallas 

•Washington 
Philadelphia 
St.  Louis 
N.Y.  Giants 


Chicago 
Detroit 
Tampa  Bay 

West 
.  San  Francisco 
f  *New  Orleans 

L.A.  Rams 

Atlanta 


Men's  "B"  League 

East 

W 

i 

PF  PA 

PF 

PA 

Barzey          1 

0 

40    38 

1R 

31 

Mixon           1 

0 

13      6 

70 

19 

Dickerhoff    \ 

1 

62     54 

60 

53 

King              1 

1 

34     36 

64 

79 

Gentry         0 

2 

18     33 

Men's  "B' 

Lea 

gue 

West 

W 

L 

PF 

PA 

Soler 

2 

0 

96 

38 

Montiperto 

1 

0 

25 

24 

Richardson 

1 

0 

45 

18 

Jewetl 

0 

2 

37 

9U 

Estrada 

0 

2 

43 

76 

♦Buffalo 
N.Y.  Jets 
Baltimore 
New  England 

Central 

Pittsburgh 

Cleveland 

Cincinnati 

Houston 

West 

L.A.  Raiders 

♦Denver 

Seattle 

San  Diego 

Kansas  City 

•  Wild-card  teams 

In  the  NFC  look  for  Dallas 
and  San  Francisco  to  emerge 
for  a  rematch  of  the 
championship  game  of  two 
years  ago.  This  year  Dallas 
should  be  victorious. 
The  AFC  playoffs  should  be 
a  real  war.  1  look  for  Miami 
to  be  more  consistent  during 
the  2nd  half  of  the  season 
and  once  again  prove  to  be 
one  of  the  top  teams  in  the 
NFL.  However,  it  looks  to 
me  like  another  Super  Bowl 
featuring  the  Dallas  Cowboys 
and    Pittsburgh    Steelers. 


director  Steve  Jaecki 

will  be  no  flagball  games  oi 

October  20  or  23.   This  is  du. 

This     time     after     all     the     to  the  free  day  on  October  21 

frustrations  with  the  Steelers     ""         games 

in    the    past;    the    cowboys 

should  return  home  with  the 

Super  Bowl  ring. 

Here  are  a  few  things  to 

watch  for  during  the  2iid  half 

of  the  season: 


According   to   intramural     rescheduled  for  a  later  date 


be 


Congratulations  to  George 
Turner  for  winning  last 
week's  football  predictions. 
George  was  correct  on  9  of 
his  14  picks. 


"The  Cincinnati  Bengals  will 
play  much  better,  but  they 
have  already  dug  too  deep  a 

"The  Chargers  and  Jets  will 
continue  to  play  inconsist- 
enlly. 

"Seattle  will  continue  to  play 
better  and  better,  while  the 
Colts  will  continue  to  play 
well  but  not  win  as  many 
games. 

"The  Packers  and  Vikings 
will  battle  to  the  wire  in  the 
NFC  Central,  but  Packer 
injuries  will  take  its  toll. 

"The  Cowboys  will  play  even 
better  but  will  lose  a  couple 
of  games. 


"Houston  will  v 


THE 


CAMPUS 

KITCHEN 


Southern  Cynic 


October  20,  1983/SOUTEHRN  ACCENT/7 


Puh-LEASE!!  Give  me  a 
break!  I  hate  to  be  the  one  to 
bring  it  up,   but   something 

,  has   to   be    done    about    the 

I  situation.      Can    we    talk? 

I  Green  pants  and  yellow  socks 
are  not  IT  this  year.  In  fact, 
they  weren't  IT  (referring  to 
the  current  trend  in  fashion) 
last  year.  As  a  matter  of  fact, 
not  only  is  it  considered  out 
of  it  and  totally  distasteful, 
but  let's  be  real,  it's  .also 
ugly.  A  few  years  ago  the 
"preppie"  look  came  into  its 
own  and  was  very  popular  for 
a  while.  Then,  thanks  to  a 
mass  influx  of  common 
sense,  the  look  died  out. 

However.  Southern  College 
.harbors  a  few  mentally  dis- 

vtraught  individuals  who  re- 


fuse to  yield  to  changing 
trends  and  continue  to  dress 
in  such  an  altogether,  out-of- 
date  manner.  This  state  of 
mind  seems  to  have  been  so 
deeply  etched  upon  many  a 
college  student  and  his  color- 
coded  mentality  that  some 
have  found  it  very  difficult  to 
sacrifice  their  glow-in-the- 
dark  clothing  for  some  of  the 
more  sofisticated  and  new- 
wave  duds  of  our  day. 

Originally,  the  prep  student 
was  the  status  symbol  of  the 
fashion      world.  Private 

schools  attended  by  the 
wealthy  were  looked  to  as  an 
example  of  the  way  the  rest 
of  the  planet  should  dress 
themselves.  Their  quaint 
flourescent  styles  soon  over- 


flowed into  the  university 
and  secondary  school  levels 
and  everyone  found  them- 
selves covered  in  alligators, 
polo  players  and  thousands 
of  other  creatures  sewn  into 
their  shirts,  belts,  socks, 
pants,  wallets,  key  chains, 
door  mats,  shoes  and  unmen- 
tionables. This  less  than 
subtle  fad  became  so  out- 
rageous that  it  wasn't  long 
before  everyone  was  sick  and 
thoroughly  nauseated  with 
the  very  idea  of  being 
"prepped  out".  Miracles  do 
happen! 

Unfortunately,  some  nostal- 
gic and  altogether  bone- 
headed  "preppies"  refuse  to 
dispose  of  their  syncopated 
sportswear.       Most    schools 


have  reversed  the  previous 
code  of  ethics  which  stated 
that,  "if  you  can't  dress 
preppie,  then  don't!"  and 
replaced  it  with  a  new  guide- 
line warning  the  student 
body  that  all  persons  caught 
dressing  in  such  a  manner 
would  be  forced  to  write  a 
thesis  on  good  taste  and  take 
a  mandatory  class  on  color 
coordination  for  no  credit! 
It  seems  all  too  obvious  that 
some  old  habits  never  die. 
But  this  one  needs  to  be 
buried.  This  is  not  to  say  you 
are  what  you  wear,  it's  the 
person  beneath  the  clothes 
that  is  important.  However, 
it's  very  hard  to  take  a 
person  seriously  when  he 
looks  like  a  walking  box  of 


crayons!  The  situation  has 
gotten  so  bad  that  rumor  has 
it  that  some  campuses  have 
set  up  free  anonymous  coun- 
seling sessions  to  aid  those 
individuals  suffering  from 
this  strange  desire  to  walk 
around  looking  like  their 
color-blind  grandmother 

dressed  them. 

I  guess  it  would  be  easy  to 
say,  "Hey  you,  bag  those 
clothes!" 

But  that  would  be  neither 
polite  or  appropriate.  It's 
much  easier  to  be  honest  and 
mature  and  state  the  matter 
simply.  If  you  want  to  dress 
like  a  parrot  during  the 
mating  season,  have  at  it. 


Classifieds  Cont'd. 


Dear  Double-delights, 
-  Please  some  how  forgive 
me  for  taking  so  long  to 
write  back,  'you'll  find  that 
I  really  do  mean  this.  Have 
a  great  week-end.  Please 
wrife-lwill. 


Dear  Carrie  Meitzler, 
Hope  you  had  a  wonderful 
birthday  and  I  hope  this 
will  be  the  best  year  of  your 
life.  Good  luck  in  college 
life  and  have  a  wonderful 
ISthyear!! 

Love,  a  special  friend, 
DB 


UTC  presents  the  Chat- 
tanooga Singers  in  the  UTC 
Fine  Arts  Center  at  2:30 
p.m.  on  October  23. 

Clinton, 

1  hope  you  have  a  great 
week.  Did  you  like  the 
cupcakes?    I  hope  so.    You 


Love  ya, 
"Baby  Blue" 

A  terrific  time  was  had  by 
all  those  who  went  on  the 
Business  Club  Campout. 
The  next  activity  will  be  a 
Friday  night  vespers, 
watch  for  posters.  Also, 
those  people  who  have  not 
paid  their  club  dues,  please 
bring  you  $4.00  fay  the 
Business  Department 

"quickly."  and  see  Mr. 
Rozell  or  Don  Chase  so  we 
can  transfer  your  name  to 
l!ie  membership  list. 


DearD.S.. 

Just  wanted  to  say  thanks 
for  everything.  You're  a 
real  special  person  and  I'm 
glad  that  we're  friends.  I 
love  ya  lots  and  lots. 

Yours, 
S.B. 
EUROPEAN  STUDY  TOUR 
Broaden  your  horizons  next 
summer.  Earn  credit  at  the 
same  time.  Take  a  bro- 
chure home  this  weekend. 
Bring  a  deposit  back  next 
Monday.  See  Dr.  Wohlers, 
238-2682  or  396-3220. 

OVERDUE  LIBRARY 

BOOKS 

Occasionally  the  library 
has  held  a  "free  day"  on 
which  students  could  re- 
turn overdue  books  without 
paying  a  fine.  The  purpose 
of  the  day  was  to  encourage 
the  return  of  books  that  had 
been  lost  or  missing  for 
some  time  and  to  help 
those  students  who  had 
inadvertently  overlooked  or 
misplaced  a  book  and  had 
incurred  a  large  fine.  It 
was  not  meant  to  aid  and 
abet  students  who  are  de- 
liberately delinquent  in  re- 
turning books. 

■■Free  days"  are  not 
regularly  scheduled  events 
(hat  occur  each  semester 
without  fail.  This  semester 
the  library  has  not  included 
one  in  its  schedule,  so  we 
urge  those  who  are  inten- 
tionally ignoring  overdue 
notices  to  please  return  all 
books  so  that  (1)  others  can 
use  them  and  (2)  large  fines 
will  not  accrue. 


This  Sunday  in  SOUTH- 
ERN COLLEGE  RECITAL 
HALL  FM90.5  WSMC  will 
present  a  program  by  the 
1982-1983  Southern  Col- 
lege Chorale.  The  program 
will  begin  at  1:00  p.m. 
That's  this  Sunday,  Octo- 
ber 24,  at  1:00  p.m. 


Do  some  individuals  have 
such  a  vast  array  of  shirts 
in  their  wardrobe  that  they 
find  it  practical  to  wear  two 

P.S.  For  those  of  you  who 
purchased  the  one's  with 
unpressed  collars,  you  may 
borrow  my  iron. 


Alex, 
Please  clean  your  room. 
The  Roaches 

Belts  and  suspenders  are 
still  for  sale  at  .20  cents 
/yard.  Buckles  are  not 
included,  but  you  can  get 
them  at  the  fabric  store  for 
less  than  a  dollar,  I  believe. 
I  have  all  in  bulk,  belts  and 
suspenders,  and  must  sell 
by  Christmas. 

Remember!  C*A*B*L  is 
sponsoring  a  Public  Service 
Announcement  Contest 
which,  if  >'ou  get  involved, 
could  earn  you  cash, 
sportswear,  or  an  album.  It 
is  easy  and  fun  to  do,  and 
does  not  take  a  lot  of  time. 
Hurry!  The  contest  ends 
the  last  day  of  October.  If 
you  want  more  information 
come  to  the  Campus  Mini- 
stries office. 


To  so  many  of  you  ■■  for 
helping  make  the  plans, 
advertising,  decoration, 
cooking  food  and  working 
with  our  entertainment  -■ 
thanks  so  much! 

Our  Third  International 
Food  Fair  was  a  tremen- 
dous success  thanks  to  each 
one  of  you  that  had  a  part. 

To  the  following  com- 
panies we  appreciated  your 
generosity: 

Citgo  Serivce  Station 

McKee  Baking  Company 

Dale's  Hardware 

Pizza  Hut 

Tri-Sum  Bakery 

Shang  Hai 

Along  with  our  student 
missions  club,  you  have  my 
gratitude.  Thank  you!! 

Karen  Wilcox 


To  K.R.'s  Secret  Friend 
Last   week   I   went    to    i 


i*st   week   I   went 
mailbox  to  find 


box  to  find 

nderful  surprise  from 


Your  generous  deed 

my  heart  to  sing 
For  you  are  ever  s 
You  left  no  name 

gaining  fame 
Such  a  humble  friend 

deed 


kind 
to  avoid 


I  just  wanted  you  to  know 
that  you  are  a  super  guy 
and  a  great  influence  on 
me.     Thanks  and  stay  as 

"Me" 


Aloha! 

Orlando  Beach  Bunnies!! 
I  hope  you  guys  are  having 
a  wonderful  time  in  the 
sunshine,  'cause  we  don't 
know  the  meaning  of  the 
word  anymore! 

ATTENTION!! 
ALL  PHOTOGRAPHERS. 
The  World  Photography 
Society  is  sponsoring  a 
photo  contest.  Entries  can 
be  made  in  nine  (9)  differ- 
ent themes.  Anyone  inter- 
ested should  write  to  The 
World  Photography  Society 
and  Contest,  Box  1170. 
Capitola,  CA  95010 

Prizes  will  be  given, 
including  a  Grand  Prize  of 
$1,000  for  the  very  best 
photograph  from  any  cate- 
gory. Photos  may  be  color 
slides,  color  prints,  or 
black-and-white  prints. 
Creativity,  originality,  and 
photo  interest  are  consider- 
ed, not  just  technical  skill. 

Do  you  need  a  135  mm  lens 
for  a  PENTAX  camera?  I 
have  one  for  sale.  Contact 
Harry  at  238-3306. 


Dear  Page, 

Your  friendship  is  much 
appreciated.  Thanx  for 
being  you. 

Love,  Sick-O 


TLM  Jr. 

This  week  with  you  ha 
been     wonderful!  Jus 

think,   the    best    is   yet   tc 


Happy  Birthday! 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/October  20.  1983 


Speak  X)p 


How  do  you  feel  about  girls  asking  you  out? 


f. 


"It 's  a  nice  change  of  pace. ' 


"/  wouldn't  know. 


Rob  Buckner 
Biology 

"As     long     as     they 


"The  more  the  merrier. ' 


"It's  a  pleasant  change. 


i:P 


Take  tiiiro. 


MEDICAL 
CENfER 


YOUR  BSN  IS  WORTH  AN 

OFnCER?  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

mear«  you're  an  officer  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSEGORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


South 


t  39,  Number  8 


Where  Luther  Walked 

^y  Bill  Wohlers 


t 


November  8-12  has  been 
-»;signated  as  Martin  Luther 
[ubilee  Week  to  acknowledge 
Jie  500th  birthday  of  the  first 
iPiotestant  Reformer.  Seven 
events  have  been  planned  to 
commemorate  the  birth  of  this 
most  significant  religious 
leader  on  November  10,  1483, 
in  the  German  town  of  Eisle- 
ben. 

The  week  will  open  with 
chapel  on  Tuesday,  November 
8,  in  the  P.E.  Center.  Dr. 
Envin  Sicher  will  present  a 
live  impersonation  of  the  great 
reformer.  Dr.  Sicher  is  a 
native    of   Austria,    holds    a 


doctorate  from  the  University 
of  Southern  California,  and 
has  taught  at  Andrews  Univer- 
sity. He  is  currently  Professor 
of  History  at  Southwestern- 
Adventist  College. 

A  brand  new  travelogue  film 
will  be  shown  at  prayer  meet- 
ing on  Wednesday  evening  at 
7:00  p.m.  Entitled  "Where 
Luther  Walked,"  this  film  is 
narrated  by  Yale  historian  and 
noted  Luther  biographer,  Ro- 
land Sainton.  It  presents  the 
work  of  Luther  by  taking  the 
viewer  to  the  many  locations 
where   he   labored,    most   of 


which  are  now  in  East  Ger- 
many. Thursday's  chapel  will 
continue  the  Luther  week  with 
a  performance  of  Mendel- 
ssohn's "Reformation  Sym- 
phony" by  the  Southern  Col- 
lege Symphony  Orchestra. 

The  week  will  climax  on 
Friday  and  Sabbath,  Novem- 
ber 11  and  12.  Dr.  Daniel 
Augsberger  will  be  the  guest 
speaker  for  Vespers  in  the 
church  on  Friday  evening  at 
8:00  p.m.  He  will  present  the 
personal  side  of  Luther's  life. 
Dr.  Augsberger  is  Professor  of 
Church  History  at  the  An- 
drews University  Theological 


Seminary.  He  was  invited  to 
attend  the  recent  symposium 
to  celebrate  Luther's  birthday 
in  Erfurt,  East  Germany.  Dr. 
Augsberger  will  be  speaking 
to  the  Association  of  Adventist 
Forums  on  Sabbath  afternoon 
at  3:00  in  the  Academy  Audi- 
torium. He  will  focus  at  that 
time  on  what  happened  to 
Lutheranism  after  the  death  of 
Martin  Luther. 

The  two  worship  services 
Sabbath  morning  will  also 
focus  on  Luther  with  a  presen- 
tation of  his  main  ideas  as  they 
are  revealed  in  his  words  and 


m  his  songs.  These  services 
are  under  the  direction  of 
Elder  Gerald  Morgan. 

The  Luther  Jubilee  will  end 
with  a  showing  of  the  film 
"Luther"  at  8:00  and  10:00 
p.m.  in  the  Thatcher  Hall 
worship  room.  Starring  Stacy 
Reach,  this  film  is  an  adapta- 
tion of  John  Osborne's  play 
which  won  the  New  York 
Drama  Critic's  Award  and  the 
Tony  Award  as  the  best  play  of 
1964.  The  film  is  sponsored 
by  the  Division  of  Religion  as 
part  of  their  Perspectives  Film 


Students  Advised  for 
d  Semester 


The  procedure  for  advise- 
ment involves  the  student  first 
making  an  appointment  to 
his   or    her   advisor.  -    T^ 
before  the  appointment,   the 
student  should  look  over  the 
new   class    schedule    and    at 
least    get    an    idea    of    what 
classes    are    offered    when. 
Although    this    step    is    not 
mandatory.  Miss.Elam  stated 
that  it  was  a  great  help  to  both 
parties  if  the  Student  has  an 
idea  "where  he's  heading." 

After  the  schedule  has  been 
worked  out  and  approved  by 
the  advisor,  the  student  takes 
the  completed  form  to  the 
Records  Office  in  Wright  Hall, 
where  each  form  is  stamped 
with  a  number  corresponding 
to  the  order  in  which  it  was 
received  at  the  Records  Office. 
This  number  is  then  used  in 
determining  the  order  in 
which  students  register  for 
classes,  which  motivates  the 
student  to  complete  the  form 
quickly. 


Elder  Reese  Speaks  on 
Practical  Christian  Living 


This  is   ; 

can 

faculty 


Jlvember  1  through  the  11th 
"«  been  set  aside  as  ad- 
™emen,  for  Spring  Semester 
''  's  a  time  when  students 
■"eet  with  their 
-■■V  advisors  and  plan 
™'  "e.xt  semester  and  even 
"«  fesl  of  the  year. 

1,^'^  Prs-registration  will  cut 
n  on  the  time  necessary 
JM  actual  registration  on  Jan. 
[^\  Havmg  this  two  week 
!?visement  period  also  gives 
™aents  more  of  a  chance  to 


work  with  their  advisors,  and 
gives  the  faculty  an  opportun- 
ity to  see  what  classes  are  the 
most  popular  and  at  what 
time,  according  to  Mary  Elam, 
Records  Director. 


conflict,  we  might  be  able  to 
change  it  in  advance,  instead 
of  waiting  until  the  class 
actually  starts." 


After  having  registered,  the 
student  will  have  until  Nov.  18 
to  change  his  or  her  schedule, 
after  which  no  changes  will  be 
made  until  the  actual  registra- 
tion takes  place. 

Since  getting  the  registration 
form  in  early  increases  the 
student's  chances  of  getting 
the  classes  he  or  she  desires, 
Miss  Elam  encouraged  every- 
one to  complete  the  advise- 
ment/Registration procedure 
as  soon  as  possible. 


'  'God's  prescription  for 
success  in  our  lives  centers 
ground  unity  not  doctrine." 
said  Elder  Mel  Reese,  this 
past  Monday  evening,  as  he 
addressed  the  congregation  in 
the  Collegedale  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church. 

Elder  Reese  is  holding  a 
series  of  meetings  here  at  the 
college  this  week  to  outline 
the  "Principles  for  Practical 
Christian  Living."  He  has 
spoken  on  this  theme  for  the 
last  three  evenings  and  will 
continue  his  meetings  through 
this  Friday  night. 

Elder  Reese,  in  his  first  talk, 
discussed  the  importance  of 
unity  as  it  relates  to  our  every- 
day lives. 


According  to  S.C.  Chaplain. 
Jim  Herman,  the  tneetings 
have  been,  and  will  contii>ue 
to  be  entertaining  and  infor- 
mative. Herman  stated  that 
he  first  heard  Elder  Reese  a 
number  of  years  ago  and  it 
greatly  affected  his  views  on 
Christianity  and  one's  respon- 
sibilities to  God. 

Herman  also  stated  "The 
students  will  like  what  they 
hear.  Elder  Reese  has  a  way 
of  addressing  issues  in  a 
simple,  clear  manner."  In 
conclusion,  Herman  said  that, 
"the  students  should  take 
advantage  of  this  opportunity 
to  hear  this  dynamic 
preacher. ' ' 


Franz  Liszt  Orchestra 

h.rley  Hopkins     TO     PerfOriTl 


The  Franz  Liszt  Orchestra 
from  Budapest  will  be  per- 
forming in  the  P.E,  Center  on 
Sunday,  November  6,  at  8:00 


Under  the  direction  of  Music 
Director,  Janos  Rolla,  the 
orchestra  is  composed  of  six- 
teen strings  and  a  harpischord 
soloist  who  perform  together 
on  much  of  their  repertoire. 

Janos  Rolla  and  his  musical 
colleagues  are  all  graduates  of 
the  Franz  Liszt  Academy  in 
Budapest. 

Southern  College  considers 
itself  priviledged  to  have  this 


renowned  group  visit  the 
campus  on  its  fifth  national 
tourofthe  United  States.  This 
orchestra  has  been  awarded 
the  Grand  Prix  of  the  French 
Aeademie  du  Disque  in  Paris 
on  three  different  occasions 
and  was  also  awarded  the 
"Record  of  the  Year"  honors 
in  Hungary. 

The  evening's  performance  is 
free  to  Southern  College  ID 
holders,  is  52.50  for  adults, 
and  $2.00  for  children  under 
12.  There  is  also  a  family  rate 
of  $7.50,  and  a  Senior  Citizen 
discount  of  $2.00  per  person. 
Reserved  seating  can  be  had 
at  $1.00  extra  per  person. 


I 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  3.  1983 


Editorial 


^ 


And  Jesus  said,  "Except  ye  be  converted,  and  become  as 
little  children,  ye  shall  not  enter  into  the  kingdom  of  heaven. 
Take  heed  that  ye  despise  not  one  of  these  little  ones;  for  I 
say  unto  you,  That  in  heaven  their  angels  do  always  behold 
the  face  of  my  Father  which  is  in  heaven. "Matthew  18:3,  10. 

Little  ones  are  important  to  God.  They  were  favorites  of 
Jesus  when  He  was  on  this  earth.  Christ  even  allowed  the 
children  to  come  to  Him  when  the  disciples  tried  to  push 
them  away. 

Little  ones.  Just  who  are  the  little  ones?  Are  they  only 
children  under  twelve?  Under  six?  Or  are  we  all  little 
children  in  God's  sight? 

God  loves  us  all  the  same,  no  matter  what  we  do  or  say  or 
profess  to  be.  He  doesn't  discriminate  between  how  good  or 
how  bad  we  are,  or  what  we  look  like  or  what  we  say  or  do. 
He  loves  us  all  the  same  and  promises  to  always  love  us.  He 
will  never  stop  loving  useven  if  we  stop  loving  Him.  He  will 
always  care.  That's  why  He  sent  His  Son  to  live  on  this 
earth.  Jesus  was  supposed  to  set  an  example  of  God's 
unending  love  for  us  to  follow.    He  did. 

But  what  are  we  doing  about  it?  Are  we  following  the 
example  set  before  us  and  loving  each  other  not  matter  what? 

I  don't  think  so.  Every  day  I  see  signs  of  unchristian 
behavior  among  all  of  us.  We  forget  that  others  on  this 
campus  are  little  ones  too.  We  forget  that  we  will  be  held 
accountable  for  our  actions  to  each  other  when  Jesus  comes 
again.  We  forget  that  loving  is  the  most  important  work  here 
on  this  earth  that  we  can  do. 

Douglass  Cooper,  in  his  book,  Living  God's  Love,  explains 
that  the  love  we  show  to  others  is  an  indication  of  our  own 
relationship  with  Chirst  and  the  way  we  love  others  affects  us 
in  a  positive  manner  that  is  helpful  to  our  growth  as 
Christians. 

"Little  ones  to  Him  belong:  they  are  weak,  but  He  is 
strong."  Yes,  Jesus  loves  me.  He  loves  you,  too.  Even 
when  we  don't  deserve  it. 

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Letters 


Dear  Editor:  could  save  $20,000  by  reduc- 

I  was  upset  to  read  in  last  ing    the    number    of   deans 

week's  Accent  that  the  Talge  from  4  to  3.  Why  does  Talge, 

deans  were  considering  clos-  with  a  lesser  population  than 

ing  the  sauna  to  save  $6,000.  Thatcher,   require   an   extra 

It  seems  to  me  that  the  dorm  dean?    It  doesn't  seem  like 


very  sound  management  to 
me.  But  then  again,  who 
asked  me? 

Sincerely, 
Greg  Culpepper 


Dear  Editor, 

This  letter  is  directed  to  the 
Administration  of  this  college. 
The  subject  of  this  letter  is 
discipline.  First,  let  us  define 
the  subject  matter.  Discipline 
is  the  eliciting  of  a  desired 
response  by  depriving  a  per- 
son of  rights  and/or  privi- 
leges. I  feel  discipline,  to  be 
truly  effective,  must  be  flex- 
ible. It  should  be  tailored  to 
the  individual  to  fit  that  indi- 
viduals needs.  Discipline 
should  not  consist  of  looking  in 
the  "Writ  of  Common  Rules," 
scanning  down  the  columns 
until  the  wrongdoing  is  found, 
and  then  blindly  applying  the 
discipline.  This  method  helps 
neither  the  punished  nor  the 
punishor,  and  only  breeds 
stagnation  and  close-minded- 
ness  on  the  parts  of  both. 
As  young  adults,  we  students 
are  in  a  delicate  stage  of  our 
lives.  Discipline  for  a  mistake 
can  have  far-reaching  reper- 
ispecially  if  error  on 


the  part  of  the  punishor  oc- 
curs. Therefore,  the  chances 
of  a  wrong  decision  being 
reached  must  be  minimized; 
a  future  is  at  stake.  To  assist 
in  this  minimization,  I  submit 
the  following  proposal.  All 
matters  deemed  serious 
enough  for  expulsion  shall  be 
brought  before  a  council  of 
five.  This  council  shall  include 
the  President  of  the  College, 
two  faculty  members  (one 
from  the  department  of  the 
student's  major),  the  Dean  of 
Students,  and  a  dean  from  the 
student's  dormitory  (of  his/ 
her  choice). 
When  the  student  is  brought 
before  the  council,  the  facts  of 
the  case  shall  be  brought  out 
to  both  the  council's  and  the 
student's  satisfaction.  The 
council  will  then  meet  behind 
closed  doors  to  decide  on  the 
disciphne  to  be  administered. 
This  decision  should  be  based 
both  on  the  facts  of  the  case 
and  input  from  the  council 


members  familiar  with  the 
student.  I  feel  that  a  majority 
of  four  should  be  reached  I 
before  a  dismissal  is  issued. 
No  vote  counts  will  be  | 
revealed. 

It  may  be  that  the  committee 
feels  a  proper  punishmcDt 
would  involve  a  temporary  | 
loss  of  certain  privileges, 
may  be  that  the  committee 
feels  the  student  would  profit 
most  from  counseling.  Or  it 
may  be  that  the  benefits  the 
student  accrues  from  the 
school  are  more  than  off  set  by  | 
the  costs  he  imposes  on 
institution  and  therefore  | 
should  be  rightly  expelled. 

Whatever  the  decision,  the 
chances  of  an  incorrect  verdict  | 
due  to  such  factors  as  mis- 
understanding, bias,  or  mis- 
application of  due  protess  wiU 
certainly  be  lessened. 

I  invite  agreeing,  concurring. 
and    dissenting    opinions. 

Thank  you.  , 

Sincerely. 
Greg  Mitrakas 


November  3.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Letters  Continued 


Dear  Editor. 

In  reference  to  the  Southern 
Cynic  column  of  October  20, 
1983,  we  would  like  to  respond 
regards  to  our  "distasteful" 
land  "ugly  manner  of  dress- 
ling"    Our  deepest  sympathy 
I  goes  out  to  the  author  of  the 
■article    in    question,    who    is 
lobviously  disillusioned  by  the 
ffact  that  the  attire  of  a  true 
rep  is  not  a  fad  but  a  socially 
ccepted  way  of  life. 

Our   "mentally   distraught 
minds"  have  been  insulted  by 


this  lame  piece  of  journalistic 
rubbish.  In  other  words,  the 
article  was  T.T.F.W.  (For 
those  of  you  who  are  unfam- 
iliar with  prep  jargon,  please 
refer  to  page  224  of  the 
Official  Preppy  Handbook.) 

I*rep  clothes  my  at  times 
appear  to  be  somewhat  flashy, 
but  they  are  by  no  means 
outlandish  as  are  most  new- 
wave  fashions.  Our  conserva- 
tive attire  is  well  tailored  and 
will  last  a  long  time,  making 
them  a  great  investment.     Is 


fashion  judged  by  how  many 
holes  are  in  a  T-Shirt  or  the 
number  of  safety  pins  in  one's 
ear?  Is  this  what  is  considered 
stylish  and  becoming  or  is  it 
faddish  and  outgoing? 

When  meeting  face  to  face, 
who  would  be  more  welcome 
to  the  ivy-covered  walls  of 
Harvard;  Ralph  Lauren  or 
Betsy  Johnson? 

Does  the  author  realize  that, 
much  to  our  dismay,  there  are 
a  subgroup  of  preppies  who 
are  connoisseurs  of  punk  as 


mentioned  on  page  165  of  the 
Offcial  Preppy  Handbook. 
There  are  serious  prep-punk 
types  who  would  dye  their  hair 
blue  if  they  didn't  work  in  law 
offices.  However,  there  is  no 
doubt  that  a  true  prep  would 
not  be  caught  dead  in  such  an 
"altogether,  out-of-date  man- 
ner." The  Preps  may  not  be 
the  majority,  but  will  always 
be  around  and  will  always  be 
accepted. 

As    for    our    "color-blind 
grandmothers",  we  thank 


them  and  mummy  and  daddy, 
for  teaching  us  to  be  sensible 
and  to  know  the  difference 
between  tasteful  and  tacky. 
We  would  like  to  apologize  to 
all  those  who  are  already 
familiar  with  this  tradition, 
but  some  unenlightened  souls 
obviously  need  to  be  made 
aware  of  the  radical  differ- 
ences   between    fashion    and 


fad. 


Sincerely, 

Marie  Lovett,  and 

Sherri  Kelly 


r  Editor. 

I  have  always  heard  a  lot  of 

[grumbling  about  The  South- 

n  Accent,  saying  such  things 

it   had   poor    information, 

complete  coverage,  and  that 

was  basically  boring.      To 

ese    grumblings.     I    would 

ually    return    "it's    just    a 

fchool    paper,    what    do    you 

apect?"     This  reply  contin- 

^d  until  I  saw  the  last  issue  of 

s  Southern  Accent. 

feeing  a  fan  and  player  of  the 

pC.   football   intermural   lea- 

I  turned  to   the   sports 

ction  of  the  paper  to  see  how 

e  standings  looked.    I  soon 

Lind  myself  very  irritated  at 

t  fact  that  the  statistics  were 

bay    out-of-date.        Barzey's 

who    had    completed 

Iheir/ourrA  game  on  October 

B8.  was  marked  in  the  October 

|0  edition  as  1-0. 

Now,  I  realize  that  some 
people  might  return  this  criti- 
1  by  saying  that  there  is  a 
Elay  between  the  time  the 
Bper  is  written  and  the  time  it 
1  printed  which  might  piti- 
Ely  account  for  one  game  not 
|ing  included  in  the  statistics 


column,  but  m  no  way  does  it 
excuse  three  games  not  being 
included. 


After  reading  this  section,  I 
was  clearly  convinced  that  the 
first  criticism  of  a  lot  of  people 
was  true  -  the  paper  included 
poor  information. 

I  thereafter  looked  at  Dick 
Bird's  article,  noticing  that  he 
stated,  "Barzey's  team  hand- 
ed King  their  second  defeat. 
Barzey  is  now  2-0."  I  was 
happy  to  see  that  he  came  a 
little  closer  to  the  actual 
standings,  but  was  still  upset 
because  of  the  fact  that  the 
Barzey  vs.  King  game  was 
Barzey's  third  game  leaving 
them  3-0. 


more  up-to-date  standings 
than  "Flagball  Stats."  I  read 
it  only  to  discover  that  3/4  of 
the  article  was  about  one  "A" 
league  game  and  the  other  1/4 
included     one     "B"     league 


game  and  one  Women's 
league  game.  Out  of  the  19 
S.C.  intramural  teams,  6  were 
mentioned  and  out  of  the  4 
games  played  each  week,  3 
were  mentioned.  But  what 
about  what  was  mentioned  in 
his  article?  Well,  here  is  his 
description  of  the  Women's 
league  game:  "In  Monday's 
Women's  league  action. 
Laurencell  downed  Belden 
while  raising  their  record  to 
2-1  as  Belden  dropped  to  0-2." 
This  told  me  nothing  more 
thart  the  stats  had.  {That  is.  if 
they  would  have  been  up-to- 
date.  The  stats  had  Laurencell 
at  1-1  and  Belden  at  Q-\). 

Now  I  was  convinced  of  the 
second  criticism:  Incomplete 
coverage. 

Totally  disgusted.  I  turned  to 
"NFL  Picks"  by  Mike  Burks. 
He  had  made  predictions  of 
the  NFL  final  standings  for  the 
year.  He  quoted,  "I  don't 
foresee  many  changes  in  the 
standings  between  now  and 
the  end  of  the  season."     He 


was  not  kidding,  since  his 
predictions  almost  exactly 
matched  the  NFL's  present 
standings  in  the  Chattanooga 
Times.  I  asked  myself,  "Why 
do  we  have  such  things  in  our 
school  paper  of  which  we  can 
see  in  the  public  paper?" 

My  anger  was  turning  into 
frustration  as  I  looked  at 
Mike's  individual  team  pre- 
dictions. Let  me  quote  two  of 
you:  "The  Rams  will  not  play 
as  well"  and  "Houston  will 
win  one  in  the  near  future." 
These  predictions  are  so 
vague  they  remind  me  of 
somethings  I  would  read  in  a 
horoscope. 

This  was  again  another 
criticism  legitimized.  That  of 
the  paper  being  basically 
boring.  I  could  cleariy  see 
now  that  The  Southern  Accent 
had  swung  and  missed  three 
times  giving  it  a  strike-out 
with  many  people;  or  should  1 
say  they  dropped  the  pass  in 
the  end-zone? 


Ofc 


,  I  wouldn't  criticize 


our  paper  if  it  wasn't  con- 
structive, so  here's  the  con- 
struction. 

First,  I  believe  that  without 
question,  the  statistics  should 
be  kept  up-to-date.  Along 
with  this  point,  I  think  all  the 
stats  ought  to  be  included 
{since  some  past  papers 
included  just  the  "A"  league 
stats). 

Second,  why  not  have  a 
sentence  or  two  giving  the 
scores  and  a  summary  of  the 
general  trend  of  the  game? 

Third,  why  not  have  some 
Southern  College  intramural 
predictions?  I  believe  it  would 
create  a  little  more  interest  in 
the  leagues. 

In  summary,  I  believe  that 
there  is  too  much  writing 
talent  on  this  campus  and  too 
much  money  coming  from  our 
pockets  to  settle  with  this  kind 
of  journalism. 

1  am  no  longer  going  to  say. 
"Ah  it's  justa  college  paper, 
what  do  you  expect?"  This  is 
our  paper  and  I  think  we 
should  expect  more.' 

Sincerely. 
Tom  Mohler 


r  Editor. 
Do  you  know  the  origin  of 

apparent  to  me  that  many 
students  and  faculty  members 
don't.  I'm  sure  that  if  they 
did,  they  wouldn't  celbrate 
that  night. 

Though  it  was  the  Roman 
Catholic  church  who  design- 
^ed  October  31  as  Allhallows 
■  or  "Eve  of  Holy  One's 
"  it  was  earlier  pagan 
pie  who  have  the  annual 
lisy  the  sinister  meaning 
traditions    it   still    holds 

|t  was  a  Druidic  belief  that  on 
e  eve  of  this  festival.  Saman. 
|>rd  of  death,  called  together 
"  wicked  spirits  that  in  the 
12  months  had  been 
pdemned  to  be  in  animal 
They  believed  that 
luring  this  night,  ghosts. 
"P'rits.  fairies,  witches,  and 
^'ves  came  out  to  harm 
people. 

Halloween  "was  the  night  for 
the  universal  walking  about  of 


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Time  Out 


Laurencell's  team  stepped  a 
little  closer  to  the  top  spot  by 
defeating  previously  unbeaten 
Donehoo  14-13  on  Monday 
night. 

Laurencell  drew  first  blood  as 
Karen  Miner  intercepted  a 
Beth  Arias  pass,  raced  the 
length  of  the  field,  and  tossed 
the  ball  to  an  open  Tracey 
Wills   for  a   6-0   lead.      The 

Laurencell  7,  Donehoo  0. 

On  Donehoo's  next  posses- 
sion, quarterback  Beth  Arias 
pulled  off  what  appeared  to  be 
the  tying  score.  Arias  scam- 
pered to  the  goal  line  only  to 
have  her  scoring  pass  dropped 
in  the  end  zone. 

Laurencell  promptly  held  its 
goal-line  stand  for  four  con- 
secutive plays,  thwarting  the 
frustrated  Donehoo  offense. 

On  its  next  possession, 
Donehoo  needed  only  three 
plays  to  score,  as  Arais  fired  a 
scoring  strike  to  Tarlene 
Martin. 

The  extra-point  attempt 
failed  on  a  fine  defensive 
effort  by  Jill  Penrod.  and 
Laurencell  held  a  7-6  halftime 
lead. 

Laurencell  began  the  scoring 
in  the  second  half  with  an 
impressive  drive,  capped  by  a 
Miner  to  Nancy  Schneidwind 
scoring      play.  Jenny 

Laurencell  scored  what  turned 


out  to  be  the  winning  con- 
version, putting  her  team 
ahead  14-6. 

Donehoo  made  a  last  ditch 
effort  late  in  the  game  as  Beth 
Arias  connected  with  Suzanne 
Davis  for  a  touchdown.  The 
conversion  was  successful  as 

The  win  gave  Laurencell  a  4-2 
record,  and  moved  them  into 
second  place  in  the  Women's 
league  standings.  Donehoo 
remains  on  top  with  a  4-1 
record. 

Coach  Jaecks  has  informed 
me  that  November  10  is  the 
last  day  to  sign-up  for  Co-ed 
Volleyball.  Students  should 
sign-up  at  the  gym  desk. 
These  are  the  gym  hours  for 
Basketball  Recreation: 


•Sunday  5  p.m 
Monday  8  a.m. 
Tuesday  8  a.m 
Wednesday  8  a 
Thursday  8  a.n 


7  p.. 


■4  p.m., 
m.  -  4  p.. 


♦Sunday's  schedule  has  been 
changed  to  early  evening  from 
the  usual  1  p.m.  -  5  p.m.  to 
accomodate  those  individuals 
wanting  to  watch  NFL  games 
on  T.V..  as  well  as  allowing 
one  a  bigger  block  of  time  to 
do  one's  own  business  and 
still  be  able  to  participate  in 
the  basketball  recreation 
schedule. 


MEN'S  -B- LEAGUE  WEST 
PF  PA 


Richardson 

Soler 

Montiperto 

Jewett 

Estrada 


150  77 
116  64 
56  77 
97  128 
76    148 


"A"  League  Scoring 


MEN'S        -A 

LEAGUE 

STANDINGS 

W 

1 

PF 

PA 

Culpepper 

.S 

0 

7,1.S 

IN 

O'Brien 

3 

1 

188 

18? 

Stone 

1 

1 

124 

1,37 

Durby 

1 

4 

84 

ISS 

WOMEN'S  STANDINGS 

W  I 

Donehoo  4  o 

Laurencell        3  2 

Adams  2  l 

Easley  1  3 

Belden  0  4 


MEN-S  ■■B"  LEAGUE  EAST 

W  I  pp 

Barzey             3  0  95 

Dickerhoff       4  1  j,, 

Mixon              2  2  46 

Kmg               1  4  61 

Gentry             0  4  7, 


Earp 
Roberts 

Culpepper 

Malin 

Robinson 

gibbon 

Shaw 


Team  jj) 

(Culpepper)  14 
(O'Brien)  n 
(O'Brien)  9 
(Stone)  9 

(Culpepper)  5 
(O'Brien)  4 
(Culppeper)  4 
(Stone)  4 

(Stone)  3 

(Durby)  3 


"B"  League  Scoring 

Player  Team  TD  XP  PTS 

Lonto  (Dickerhoff)  8  3  51 

Mock  (Dickerhoff)  8  3  51 

Murphy  (Richardson)  7  6  48 

Dickerhoff  (Dickerhoff)  5  1  31 

Cole  (Estrada)  5  0  30 

McDonald  (Richardson)  4  2  26 

Martin  (Dickerhoff)  4  2  26 

Mann  (Jewett)  4  1  25 

Mixon  (Mixon)  4  1  25 

Hammer  (Soler)  4  0  24 


November  3,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


SPORTS,  Cont'd. 


The  basketball  season  is  here 
again,  and  it  seems  that  if  the 
Taige  Hall  consensus  is  cor- 
rect, the  Philadelphia  76  ers 
will  repeat  as  NBA  champions 
in  1984. 

Although  this  may  happen, 
the  Sixers  can  expect  a  strong 
showing  from  Los  Angeles, 
Milwaukee,  and  of  course 
Boston. 

"We're  not  even  thinking 
repeat."  76  ers  coach  Billy 
Cunningham  said.  "Our  main 
objective  is  to  go  out  and  play 
as  hard  and  well  as  we  can, 
one  game  at  a  time." 
The  Sixers  were  easy  winners 
in  "83,  but  they  will  find  one 

[  big  roadblock- their  archrivals 
the  Boston  Celtics. 

The  Celtics  acquired  defen- 
sive specialist  Dennis  Johnson 
from  Phoenix,  with  the  hope  of 
tightening  a  shaky  defense. 
Johnson's  role  will  be  to  stop 
Celtic-killer  Andrew  Toney. 

An  explosive  scorer,  Toney 
could  be  the  finest  shooter  to 
ever  wear  the  Sixer  uniform. 

,  The  Johnson-Toney  matchup 

[will  provide   NBA   fans   with 
e  exciting  action,  for  sure! 
The  New  Jersey  Nets  have  a 

I  decent   team,    but    lack    the 


talent  or  experience  of  Boston 
or  Phaiy.  The  New  York 
Knicks  boast  high-scoring 
Bernard  King,  but  the  key  to 
their  success  will  be  the  play 
of  Bill  Cartwright. 

Knick  fans  nicknamed  the 
huge  center  "Invise-Bill"  dur- 
ing last  year's  play  offs,  due  to 
Cartwright's  inability  to  stop 
Moses  Malone.  The  big 
question  is:  Will  Mr.  Bill 
make  a  turnaround  this 
season? 

The  Washington  Bullets  have 
good  players,  but  lack  a 
dominating  center.  Look  for 
them  to  battle  the  Knicks  and 
Nets  for  the  third  place  spot. 
In  the  NBA  Central  Division, 
the  Atlanta  Hawks  are  slight 
favorites  to  dethrone  the 
Milwaukee  Bucks  as  division 
kings. 

The  Hawks  have  the  ability  to 
beat  the  best  of  teams  when  it 
counts.  They  expect  even 
greater  things  from  Domin- 
ique Wilkins,  who,  when  he 
shines,  is  Atlanta's  most  excit- 
ing player.  This  team  has 
character,  and  is  out  to  prove 
that  a  team  which  qualifies  as 
a  play  off  contender  without 
winning  its  division   doesn't 


have  to  bow  out  in  the  first 

round. 

The  Bucks,  led  by  stars  - 
Sidney  Moncrief  and  Marques 
Johnson  will  be  as  explosive 
as  ever.  The  big  question  is: 
Can  Bob  Lanier  play  one  more 
year? 

The  6-11  veteran  continues  to 
suffer  with  bad  knees  "His 
knees  have  been  through  both 
World  wars  and  Vietnam," 
teammate  Marques  Johnson 
said.  If  Lanier  stays  healthy, 
the  Bucks  will  be  hard  to  beat. 

The  Detroit  Pistons  have  a 
fine  playmaker  in  Isaiah 
Thomas,  and  some  offensive 
punch  in  Kelly  Tripucka,  but 
back  a  proven  center.  It  would 
be  easier  to  predict  the  Aya- 
tollah  Khomeini  than  the 
Pistons. 

The  Chicago  Bulls  should 
improve,  but  don't  bet  your 
Guaranteed  Student  Loan  on 
it.  The  Indiana  Pacers  are 
going  through  a  rebuilding 
process,  and  are  in  the  same 
category.  The  Cleveland 
Cavaliers  can  only  go. ..UP! 

The  Midwest  Division  will 
get  a  facelift  from  last  year's 
final  standings.  Some  feel  San 
Antonio's  last  gasp  for  an 
NBA  championship  ended  last 
year. 


Management  thought  so,  as 
the  Spurs  fired  the  coach  who 
guided  the  team  to  the  semi- 
finals. It's  kinda  hard  to  fire 
the  team,  so  the  Spurs  begin 
the  1983-84  campaign  with  a 
new  coach.  Look  for  the  San 
Antonio  Spurs  and  Mr.  Gervin 
to  be  dethroned  by  the  Dallas 
Mavericks. 

The  Mavs  are  nearing  the 
end  of  Coach  Dick  Motta's 
five-year  winning  plan,  and 
have  added  former  Tennessee 
star  Dale  Ellis  to  an  already 
talented  squad  which  includes 
Jay  Vincent,  Mark  Aquirre, 
and  Rolando  Blackman. 

The  Denver  Nuggets  can 
"score"  their  opponents  to 
death,  but  their  idea  of  de- 
fense is  scoring  more  points 
than  the  opposition.  Fans  can 
be  sure  of  one  thing:  Watch- 
ing the  Nuggets  is  anything 
but  boring! 

The  Kansas  City  Kings,  the 
Houston  Rockets  with  Ralph 
Sampson  and  the  hard-luck 
Utah  Jazz  round  out  the 
division. 

Most  people  are  picking  the 
Phoenix  Sums  to  win  the 
Pacific  Division  crovm.  So 
what?  Contrary  to  popular 
opinion,  the  Los  Angeles 
Lakers  will  prevail, as  division 


champs,  despite  the  departure 
of  Norm  Nixon  to  San  Diego. 
The  Lakers  are  loaded  with 
talent  on  the  floor  and  on  the 
bench,  but  will  have  to  find  a 
replacement  for  the  sharp- 
shooting  Nixon.  James 
Worthy  should  become  an 
instant  success  in  the  Laker 
backcourt. 

The  Phoenix  Suns  will  finish 
in  their  familiar  spot,  (second) 
and  Portland  could  be  a  big 
surprise  this  season.  Any 
Jack  Ramsay  team  has  the 
potemial  to  go  all  the  way. 

The  Seattle  Supersonics  have 
never  fully  recovered  from  the 
Dennis  Johnson  to  Phoenix 
deal,  and  will  continue  to 
struggle.  Gus  Johnson  is 
quick  and  exciting,  but  the 
Sonics  need  more  players  of 
this  caliber  to  contend. 

The  San  Diego  Clippers 
(whose  name  should  be 
changed)  have  a  sub-par 
team,  despite  individual  talent 
in  Norm  Nixon,  Terry 
Cummings  and  "has  been" 
Bill  Walton.  The  Clippers  will 
need  outstanding  perfor- 
mances from  all  of  these  if 
they  will  escape  the  Pacific 
Division  cellar. 


AU  President  Arraigned 


fThis  article  was  reprinted 
I  The  Student  Movement, 
mlhe  official  student  newspaper 
y>f  Andrews  University. 

This  story  was  reviewed 
mtd/or  edited  on  Tuesday. 
Vctober  25  by  David  Bauer. 
pee  president,  public  rela- 
Bons  and  development:  Reger 
^ith.  vice  president  of  Stu- 
en'  Affairs:  Richard 
^charz.  vice  president  of 
academic  administration: 

Andrea  Steele,  director  of 
piiblic  relations:  and  Richard 
Bayley.  faculty  sponsor  of  the 
Student  Movement. 


Andrews  University  Presi- 
oent  Joseph  G.  Smoot  is 
scheduled  to  stand  trial  on 
November  25  in  Silver  Spring, 
MU  on  misdemeanor  charges 
"fourth  degree  sexual  assault 
and  battery. 

With  the  trial  nearly  a  month( 
*«ay,  Smoot  has  received  the 
^Portofmuchoftheuniver- 
Jjy  community-from  student 

**3fninistrators         """^^'"^'  ^ 

0"  October  13.  Smoot  was 

jested  on  the  fourth  degree 

''^"ai    assault     charges     by 


members  of  the  Montgomery 
County  Police  Department's 
Special  Assignment  Team 
after  he  allegedly  solicited  a 
plainclothes  poltceman, 
according  to  official  police 
records  and  one  of  the  arrest- 
ing officers. 

After  his  arrest,  Smoot  was 
arraigned  before  a  Silver 
Spring  district  court  commis- 
sioner and  was  released  on  a 
$5000  personal  recognizance 
bond,  which  means  he  is  not 
required  to  pay  the  $5000 
unless  he  fails  to  appear  in 
court  on  November  25. 

"All  I  can  say  is  that,  really, 
Dr.  Bauer  speaks  for  me." 
Smoot  said  when  asked  to 
comment  on  the  arrest.  He 
also  declined  to  give  the  name 
of  the  attorney  he  has  retained 
to  assist  in  his  defense,  saying 
to  do  so  "would  not  be 
appropriate  at  this  time." 

The  university  president, 
who  was  in  the  Washington 
D.C.  area  at  the  time  to 
attend  the  General  Conference 
Annual  Council,  "denies  the 

make     a     vigorous     defense 
against  the  charges.      David 


Bauer,  vice  president  for 
public  relations  and  develop- 
ment, said  in  a  statement  read 
last  week  to  the  university 
students  and  faculty  and 
issued  to  the  local  media. 
Smoot  has  also  "asked  the 
chairman  of  the  Board  of 
Trustees  of  Andrews  Univer- 
sity. Charles  B.  Hirsch,  to 
make  a  full  investigation  of 
these  charges,"  the  release 
continued. 

Monday  night,  the  AUSA 
Senate  approved  lesislation 
sponsored  by  Senator  Bob 
Burnette,  Senior/ Manage- 
ment, to  send  a  letter  to  Smoot 
and  the  university's  vice 
presidents  expressing  "the 
prayers  of  the  student  bod> 
and  a  vote  of  confidence  foi 
Dr.  Smoot  from  the  Student 
Association  as  a  whole." 

Early  Monday.  Sigma  Phi 
Delta,  the  official  men's  club 
for    the    university,    sent    a 


On  Thursday.  October  20.  the 
university  vice  presidents  met 
and  voted  to  give  Smoot  Iheir 
"full  support."  said  Bauer.  In 


a  "specially  called"  faculty 
meeting  held  that  same  day, 
and  in  last  Friday  morning's 
Week  of  Prayer  meeting. 
Bauer  requested  that  both  the 
faculty  and  the  student  body 

The  first  official  statement  at 
Andrews  was  made  in  the 
faculty  meeting  held  Thurs- 
day. On  Friday,  Bauer  read  a 
statement  to  the  students  in 
order  to  dispel  some  of  the 
rumors  that  had  already 
begun  to  circulate. 

"Rumors  have  a  way  of 
spreading  and  growing." 
Bauer  said  in  his  opening 
statement.  "The  campus  of 
Andrews  University  is  no 
exception." 

Bauer  then  read  an  item  from 
the  police  blotter  report  which 
appeared  in  the  October  19 
edition  of  the  Montgomery 
County  Journal.  That  item 
was  a  one-sentence  account  of 
Smoot's  arrest  and  the  charge. 

Bauer's  announcement  ot 
Smoot's  intention  "to  make  a 
very  vigorous  defense"  met 
with  sporadic  and  audible 
"Amens"    throughout    the 


hushed  congregation. 

"Today,  I'd  like  to  ask  the 
student  body  to  give  their 
support."  Bauer  said.  He  also 
informed  the  student  body 
that  Charles  B.  Hirsch,  Chair- 
man of  the  Board  of  Trustees, 
had  been  asked  to  conduct  an 
investigation  into  the  charges. 

In  an  interview  with  the 
Student  Movement  Monday 
night.  Hirsch  said  "I  have 
been  aware  of  the  situation 
since  it  came  out  in  the  paper 
[Montgomery  County 
Journal].  No  official  investi- 
gation has  yet  been  started." 
Public  relations  officials  say 
Smoot  is  still  serving  as 
university  president. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  i.  1983 


Fall  Fest 


"Fall  Festival  Week  was  a 
big  success, ' '  according  to 
Peggy  Brandenburg.  SA 
Social  Activities.  Many  stu- 
dents were  dressed  in  dif- 
ferent costumes  last  Wednes- 
day, Thursday,  and  Friday  for 
the  occasion. 


The  hat  and  Rusty  McKW 


Wednesday,  Regular  Girl 
and  Guy  Day,  looked  anything 
but  normal.  Regular  girls  and 
guys  were  seen  in  anything 
from  polyester  pants  to  purple 
and  green  socks  to  housecoats 
and  curlers. 

On  Western  Day,  the  SC 
campus  became  the  Western 
frontier  with  cowboy  boots  and 
ten-gallon  hats. 

Friday  was  the  last  dress-up 
day.  It  was  a  combination  of 
Faculty  Impersonation  Day, 
Crazy  Hat  Day,  and  Preppy 
Day.' Isaac  Cruz,  sophomore, 
even  went  as  far  as  to  imper- 
sonate Mrs.  Runyan,  Dean  of 
Women. 


November  3.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


as  A  Hit! 


Glenn  McEIroy,  SA  Presidemt 
stated  that  he  was  pleased 
with  the  way  everything  went 
and  wanted  to  thank  everyone 
for  their  help. 


I 


The  Fall  Festival  was  capped 
off  by  the  Harvest  Party, 
Sunday  night,  at  Fillman's 
Bam.  There  was  a  bonfire, 
hayrides,  and  costume 
judging,  with  plenty  of  apples, 
doughnuts,  apple  cider,  and 
hot  chocolate  for  everyone. 
The  main  feature  which  ended 
the  evening  and  concluded  the 
Fall  Festival  Week,  was  the 
showing  of  the  film,  "The 
Creature  From  The  Black 
Lagoon." 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  3,  1983 


Student  Missionaries  Write  Home 


The  following  notes  are  frc 
SC's  Student  Missionaries. 


In    my    devotions    God    ha; 


My  mind  races  back  to  a 
beautiful  fall  day  in  October 
on  the  campus  of  Southern 
College.  I  was  estatic  with  the 
possibilities  of  going  to  a  far 
awav  island.  You  know  one  of 


shown   me  that  the  greatest     those  places  where  there  an 
gift  of  God  to  man.  other  than      lots  of  tropical  jungles  and  ; 


:  the  gift  of  relatic 
ships.    This  gift  ha: 


thev 


V  kev  t 


J  gift 


God   desir 


give 


place  away  from  the  American 
culture.  Well,  here  1  am  close 
to  seven  weeks  into  the  school 
year  teaching  31   lively  third 


much.    John  17:22  RSV  says  graders.  I  feel  so  excited  to  be 

that  "the  glory  (wealth)  which  blessed  with  the  opportunity 

thou    has   given    me    1    have  of  teaching   so   many  young 

fiiven  to  them,  that  they  may  and  tender  minds  of  the  love 


bee 

Paul  in  Eph.  1:9,10  refers  to 
the  "mystery  of  God"  as  a 
uniting  of  all  things.  Jesus  in 
Mart.  I6;I9  offered  Peter  the 
keys  to  the  kingdom.  These 
keys  were  referred  to  as  a 
binding  of  things  in  heaven 
and  earth.  This  year  I  have 
had  a  better  opportunity  to 
to  God  and  also 
lan  (SMs).  I 
^lationshipslam 
now  making  my  greatest 
wealth,  and  1  would  not  trade 
them  for  millions  in  gold  and 
silver.  All  else  is  indeed 
vanity,  worthless  refuse  in 
comparison.    P.S.    I  love  you 

Michael  Davis 


of  Je 


Linda  Kuhn 


bind  my  hea 
my  fellow 
consider  the 


Many  times  I  have  wondered 
what  I  am  doing  here.  The 
results  of  my  labors  is  not 
always  obvious  or  rewarding. 
1  often  begin  to  think  to  what 
avail,  to  what  purpose  do  i 
stand  in  front  of  my  students 
expounding  on  the  concepts  of 
physics  and  chemistry.  Why 
am  1  here.  Aside  from  the 
obvious  fact  that  I  made  the 
choice  to  come  why  didn't 
make  the  choice. 


This  teaching  business  is  go- 
ing fine.  It's  the  only  job  that 
you  can  use  a  red  pen  more 
than  a  blue  one.  have  such 
long  term  rewards,  and  have 
the  heavy  responsibility  of 
teaching  the  basic  knowledge 
for  each  student's  life.  There 
are  a  few  moments  that  stand 
out  in  my  mind:  one  all-night 
snorkeling  trip;  having  pray- 
ers answered;  having  the  end  When  we 
of  a  rented  film  rip  off  then  Ponape  it 
having  that  piece  quietly  torn  often  does.  1  was  awed  with 
in  small  pieces  for  head  bands  the  beauty  of  this  island  with 
by  my  biology  class  before  1  its  mountains  and  thick  jun- 
finished  taking  record;  being  gles  and  alUhe  tropical  fruits, 
open  truck  Soon  school  began  and  I  felt 
overwhelmed  with  the  respon- 


in  worship  the  other  day  by  a 
fellow  teacher  from  the  Teach- 
er's textbook,  the  Bible. 
When  we  give  our  will  to  God 
and  therefore  are  following 
His  will  we  are  where  He 
wants  us  to  be  all  of  the  time. 
We,  in  accordance  with  His 
plan  for  us,  are  always  in  the 
right  place  at  the  right  time. 
Why  am  1  here?  Because  the 
Lord  wants  me  here.  Hello  to 
everyone!  Scott,  please  send 
me  my  buckle  post  haste! 
Kevin  Cornwell 


first    landed 


rained 

coming  back  from  a  Marsh- 
alles  language  course;  scuba 
diving  off  the  school  in  the 
most  shark-infested  waters  on 
the  island;  in  prayer  meeting 
being  with  prayer  partners 
that  said  they  didn't  know  how 
to  pray;  forgetting  my  lesson 
helps  for  two  Bible  classes, 
and  having  the  best  spirit- 
filled  classes  ever.  By  the  way. 
if  anyone  is  teaching  a  Bible 


sibility  of  35  eighth  graders. 
Now  after  a  month  and  a  half 
of  teaching  the  kids.  I  have 
gotten  used  to  each  other  and 
things  are  working  quite 
smoothly.  The  hardest  thing 
is  to  get  them  to  think  for 
themselves.  They  want  their 
teacher  to  do  everything  for 
)st  of  them  are 
learn.      I  have 


"Miss  Teena,  was  God  at  the 
KAL  crash?"  asked  one  of  my 
English  students  about  a  week 
after  the  tragedy.  How  do  you 
explain  to  these  people  about 
God  and  that  bad  things 
happen  to  good  people?  I 
cannot,  but  God  gives  me  the 
words  to  answer  the  questions 
I'm  faced  with.  So  much  has 
changed  and  is  still  changing 
in  the  way  that  I  view  the 
Koreans.  At  first  they  were 
like  very  interesting  objects.  I 
found  it  hard  to  relate  to  them. 
But  second  term  they  all 
became  human  and  now  I  have 
found  many  friends  among 
them.  The  other  day  I  realized 
that  1  will  miss  Korea  and  its 
people.  I'm  so  glad  that  I  have 
come  to  that  point  for  there 
was  a  time  when  all  I  could 
think  about  was  going  home 
and  how  far  away  that  was. 
With  God's  help  1  plan  to 
make  the  most  of  the  next  nine 
months. 

Teena  Roach 

One  thing  that  has  really 
bothered  me  is  that,  although 
I  have  done  many  things  since 
coming  13  months  ago,  the 
one  thing  that  I  have  not  done 
that  I  feel  is  really  important  is 
give  Bible  studies  in  an  indi- 
vidual way.  So  finally,  two 
weeks  ago,  1  began  giving 
studies  to  a  family  that  lives 
several  miles  from  here. 
Originally,  I  was  supposed  to 
give  studies  to  only  three 
people-a  giri  and  her  parents, 
but  somehow  people  from  all 
over  the  neighborhood  have 
shown  up.  I  have  just  begun 
so  I  don't  know  yet  what  this 
family  is  thinking  or  how  they 
feel  about  the  studies,  but  1  do 
know  that  it  has  made  me  feel 
fantastic  inside.  The  only 
thing  that  I  regret  is  that  I 
didn't  start  12  1/2  months 
ago.  Please  pray  for  me  and 
for  this  family  that  I  am 
working  with. 

Kevin  Costello 


them. 


class  from  the  book  Desire  of  found  that  when  1  begin  the 

Ages  get  the  syllabus  for  ■  'The  day  with  good  worship  oravei 

Study  of  the  Life  and  Teach-  and  sing  a  few  songs  V-  -- 

mgs  of  Jesus  for  Seventh-day  though  I  am  about  the 


Coll 


# 


-^  oy  one  singing)  and  end  the  day 
s  a  must,  with  prayer  that  they  behave 
promises     much  better  and  the  whole  day 


goes  better. 


Scott  Learned 


Greetings  to  everyone  from 
the  "Peari  of  the  Pacific". 
The  school  year  is  going  well 
here,  my  classes  included. 
Even  my  accounting  class  with 
the  seniors.  I  hope  everyone 
in  the  States  is  having  a  good 
year  also.  I  pray  for  "ya'll" 
often  and  hope  you  are  doing 
the  same  for  me.  Mike 
Brooks.  IS  the  "old  blue-gray 
bomb"  still  faking  people  out' 
Cynthia  Wagner,  did  you 
take  good  care  of  my  stereo? 
I  m  still  looking  for  letters, 
hmt.  hint. 

David  Ferguson 


"Did  you  hear  something?" 
"No,  go  back  to  sleep."  "I'm 
sure  I  heard  a  noise."  "Well, 
1  didn't,  so  go  to  sleep." 
"Wait,  there  it  is  again,  kinda 
like  a  giant  cricket!"  "Well, 
why  don't  you  get  up  and  find 
outwhatitisi"  "...Noldon't 
want  to  know  that  bad." 
"...Do  you  think  it  eats  peo- 
ple?" And  so  I  met  the 
ferocious  Ponapean  Gecko, 
friend  to  man.  foe  to  cock- 
roach. These  lizards  have  the 
run  of  our  home,  and  usually 
become  active  just  after  dark. 
At  least  one  of  these  little 
monsters  measures  nine  inch- 
es from  snout  to  tail's  end. 
Geckos  have  special  toe  pads 
that  enable  the  lizard  to  climb 
vertical  walls  and  hang  from 
our  ceiling.  If  I'm  quicker 
than  greased  lightning,  I  can 
snatch  one  off  the  wall  as  it 
scurries  by.  But  if  I  grab  the 
reptile  too  far  toward  the  tail.  I 
end  up  with  only  the  tai!  and 
no  lizard.  This  is  one  of  many 
fascinating  things  on  the  Is- 
land of  Ponape.  Each  day  I 
discover  new  things,  both  in 
the  classroom  and  out.  My 
high  school  students  are  a 
constant  source  of  surprising 
questions  and  insights  about 
the  world  around  them.  1  look 
forward  each  day  to  matching 
my  wits  to  theirs  as  they  come 
to  school  to  study  and  learn. 
God  is  really  working  on  many 
of  my  students.  It  is  easy  to 
see  the  ones  who  listen  in 
Bible  class,  those  who  ques- 
tion the  material  of  the  Bible 
and  the  ones  who  want  some- 
thing better  out  of  life. 
Remember  Micronesia  in  your 
prayers. 

Scott  Kinsey 

Already  I  have  had  a  chance  to 
share  Jesus  so  many  times  on 
a  personal  basis  along  with  the 
many  planned  programs.  I 
would  not  trade  a  moment  of 
Majuro  for  the  time  I  am 
missing  in  school.  It  is  so 
thrilling  to  see  eager  faced 
children  filling  the  rows  in 
Sabbath  School  and  to  notice 
students  listening  intently  to 
worship  in  school.  The  people 
are  beginning  to  accept  us 
now  in  a  more  personal  way 
and  I  have  been  allowed  in 
some  of  the  homes  which  is  a 
privilege.  Hello  to  my  folks  in 
Michigan  and  my  friends  at 


did  for  each  one  of  us.  This 
has  made  me  realize  more  and 
more  that  by  studying  His  life 
it  helps  us  to  grow  spiritually. 
I  encourage  everyone  to  read 
the  last  few  chapters  and 
contemplate  what  a  sacrifice 
He  has  made  for  each  one  of 
us.  His  love  and  patience  in 
the  midst  of  trials  are  a 
shining  example  for  us. 
Through  Him  we  can  do  ail 
things. 

Eddie  Nolan 


Sometimes  it  gets  a  little 
discouraging  working  as  a  SM 
in  Japan.  It  takes  real  love 
and  care  to  share  Jesus'  love 
here.  What  do  you  think  when 
you  prepare  for  Bible  class 
and  no  one  comes?  But  yet  1 
trust  in  God's  will  and  propose 
two  things:  (a)  to  work  for 
God's  glory  and  (b)  to  do  the 
best  I  can  to  improve  present 
opportunities  for  Jesus.  I'm 
glad  to  be  here.  I  really  love 
these  wonderful  people. 

Tony  Pasillas 


Before  summer  camp  we  all 
prayed  that  the  Lord  would 
bless  it  in  a  special  way  and 
that  we  would  be  able  to  reach 
our  students.  He  certainly 
answered  our  prayers.  The 
students  had  a  very  meaning- 
ful time.  Tim  and  I  were  in 
charge  of  the  Level  I  students. 
At  first  we  weren't  sure  if  we 
would  be  able  to  reach  them 
due  to  their  lack  of  English 
comprehension.  But  we  had  a 
translator  and  by  the  end  of 
the  week  each  member  of  our 
group  was  praying  {either  in 
Japanese  or  English)  that  they 
would  understand  more  about 
God  and  come  to  believe  in 
Him.  It  was  a  moving  time 
when  each  student  prayed,  i 
also  had  the  experience  of 
teaching  the  girls  in  my  cabin 
how  to  pray.  God  is  really 
using  me  and  all  the  other 
SMs.  I'm  having  a  fantastic 
time!  Now,  most  of  the 
students  who  came  to  camp 
are  regularly  attending  Bible 
classes.  Please  continue  to 
pray  for  us.  I  miss  all  of  you. 
family  and  friends  at  SC. 
Don't  stop  writing. 

Madeleine  Elmadjian 


SC. 


I'm   meeting 


lople 


all 


Sherri  Gii 


For  worship  lately,  I  have 
been  reading  the  Desire  of 
Ages  to  my  students  trying  to 
impress  on  them  what  Christ 


the  time  and  the  culture  is 
really  starting  to  show 
through.  Sometimes  I  thlM 
ahead  and  wonder  "h^' 
say  in  class  to  my  high  scti»° 
students  in  a  few  weeks  afte' 


November  3,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/9 


Kef  lection  Writing 


by  Lance  L.  Marlln 


[changes  occur  frequently  in 
At  one  moment,  we 
were  babies  and  the  only  way 
ever  knew  it  were  the 
J)iles  of  photos  of  us  crawl- 
ing, climbing,  and  drinking 
Jbur  bottles  of  milk,  or  in  my 
■case,  being  bathed  in  the 
'  titchen  sink.  (1  can  never 
■remember  being  that  small.) 
■  We  remember  the  time  we 
;went  off  to  kindergarten  and 
^First  Grade,  not  realizing 
.'jthat  the  fear  we  felt  would 
jionly  last  for  a  couple  of  hours 
[because  we  finally  under- 
*stood  that  all  of  us  were 
■scared  together. 

We  see  the  changes  that 


occur  over  many  years,  and 
looking  back,  it  is  hard  to 
believe  that  we're  actually 
here  in  the  present.  But  that 
present  is  never  permanent; 
it  slips  by  so  fast  that  no 
clock  could  ever  measure  its 
time.  All  we  have  are  our 
memories  that  we  keep  to 
cherish,  like  precious  jewels 
in  a  treasure  chest. 

I  think  it  was  probably 
meant  to  be  that  way.  Our 
ideas  and  attitudes  go 
through   so    many    patterns, 


t  lost  ii 


a  perpetual  ball  of  confusion. 

Our  thoughts  vary  so  much. 

The    other    night    I    was 


talking  to  a  friend  after  we 
had  gotten  back  from  a 
late-night  bike  ride.  Doubt, 
or  what  I  thought  to  be 
doubt,  had  crawled  inside 
and  I  found  myself  wonder- 
ing if  it  were  possible  that 
the  evolutionists  were  right. 
"Sometimes,"  I  said. 
"When  I  say  my  prayers,  it 
seems  like  no  one  is  listen- 
ing. Like  I  feel  there's 
someone  out  there,  but  He's 
just  too  far  away."  We 
pondered  that  for  a  while  and 
then,  as  it  always  seems  to. 
the  mood  changed  and  the 
subject  was  dropped.  There 
were  too  many  other  things 


to  think  of;  a  couple  of  exams 
the  next  morning  and  then 
the  trip  home. 

The  exams  went  by  and  so 
did  the  trip,  that  is  until  I  hit 
the  North  Carolina  moun- 
tains. Then  I  remembered 
the  doubt  that  had  been  in 
my  mind  the  night  before. 
As  I  looked  out  the  window  of 
my  car,  the  trees  on  the 
mountain  top  were  no  longer 
the  dull  shade  of  late  sum- 
mer-green. They  had 
changed. 

I  thought,  as  I  drove,  how 
ridiculous  it  would  be  for 
someone  to  think  that  some 
little    cell    could    burst    into 


brilliant  shades  of  orange, 
red  and  yellow,  and  paint 
those  trees.  There  was  no 
way.  Instead  I  knew  that  this 
was  the  work  of  a  true  Artist, 
someone  who  wanted  to 
share  the  things  He  enjoys; 

not  for  profit,  but  because 
He's  a  good  Friend  and 
wants  you  to  enjoy  them  too. 
The  work  of  DaVinci  or 
Wyeth  could  never  match  the 
work  of  this  Artist,  because 

he  worked  out  of  love.  This 
Artist  realized  that  changes 
make  you  think  and  appreci- 
ate life  more. 


Classifieds 


llAMBDA  GAMMA  ALPHA 

■members!      Please   turn   in 

Byour  monthly   dues   -   they 

»are  due!    See  Scott  Yankele 

vitz  or  Lance  Martin  for  info. 

on     our     next     meeting. 

{B.Y.O.D.)R.D.*T.R.*S.Y* 

S.W.*J.L.*R.M. 

(The  Originals) 

Mushpuppie, 

Thank  you  for  your  tender 
loving  care.  Let's  study 
hard.  I  love  you! 

Packy  the  Elephant 

Special  thanks  to  Mr.  Grund- 
set  and  the  Programs  Com- 
mittee for  the  great  Fall 
Festival  Week  that  they 
aided  in  planning.  You're  a 
great  bunch! 

S.A.  Officers 

Kenny  Rogers  will  perform 
in  the  UTC  ROUNDHOUSE 
Sunday.  November  6  at  7:30 
P-m.  Tickets  are  available 
through  all  Chatta-Tic 
outlets. 


Dear  Friend  in  Christ: 

Thank  you  for  the  wonder- 
ful birthday  present!  I  have 
a  good  use  for  it.  Just  want 
you  to  know  how  much  your 
thoughtfulness  is  appreci- 
ated! I  Someday  I  hope  1  can 
do  the  same  for  you.  Take 
care  and  God  bless  you. 

KR 


Dear  Mark  Hambleton, 
Every  time  I  see  you  I  think 
to  myself,  "now  there  is  a 
man  that  knows  how  to 
dress."  Every  time  you  pass 
by  me.  I  could  almost  attack 
you  because  of  the  strange 
affect  that  your  colgne  has 
on  me.  I  love  the  smell  of  it 
and  I  think  that  every  man 
should  wear  it!!! 

Love. 
Your  Far-Away  Admirer 


This  Sunday.  November  6. 
WSMC  will  present  a  recital 
featuring  Sidney  Whiting 
(graduate  of  Southern  Col- 
lege) and  the  Little  Creek 
Handbell  Choir.  Southern 
College  Recital  Hall  begins 
on  FM  90.5  at  1:00  p.m. 


Bobby  Keller. 

You  are  such  an  inspiration 
to  my  life.  I'll  never  forget 
the  fun  times  I  have  had  with 
you.  Keep  up  the  work  on 
your  chest  so  you  can  im- 
press me.  Come  home  to 
Florida  soon. 

Love, 
Delia 

To  Third  West 

Thank  you  so  much  for  the 
cookies  and  the  note.  I 
appreciate  each  and  every 
one  of  you,  too.  Keep  those 
smiles  coming. 

Love, 
YourR.A. 

Chaz  and  Keith- 
Thanks  for  letting  us  come 
over  all  the  time.  It  is  nice  to 
be  able  to  get  away   from 
everything! 

Roxanne,  Rochelle.  Dee, 
Ruth. Tammy.  Bruce. 
Duane.  Pete,  Eric,  Mike. 
Tom,  Hank.  Roger,  Harry, 
Jack.  Jerry,  and  the  rest  of 


Booboo" 

I  want  you  to  know  that  I 
still  love  you  even  though  "it 
was  no  picnic"  and  you 
sometimes  feel  like  "talking 
like  a  parrot."  If  you  ever 
need  a  friend-I'm  here. 

Love  you, 
Tundi 


STC  Sponsors  Banquet 


Sigma  Theta  Chi,  the 
women's  club  of  Southern 
College,  is  holding  their 
reception  at  the  Walden  Club 
this  year,  situated  on  top  of 
the  Commerce  Union  Bank  in 
downtown  Chattanooga. 

Quiet  elegance  and  quality 
entertainment  will  set  the 
atmosphere  to  provide  a 
relaxing,    enjoyable,    and 

memorable  evening  for  all 
who  attend. 


Because  the  women's  club 
is  organizing  the  banquet, 
the  women  are  also  responsi- 
ble for  the  invitations  and 
purchase  of  the  tickets.  The 
price  of  the   ticket   may  be 


charged  to  your  ID.  Pictures 
are  gentlemen's  favor  and 
flowers  are  not  expected. 

A  dry  bar  wil!  be  open 
throughout  the  evening,  pro- 
viding such  drinks  as  pina 
coladas,  daquiries,  Cokes. 
Seven-ups,  etc.  These  drinks 


nd   do 


purchase  of  a  ticket. 


I'ith   the 


Selections  for  entertainment 
at  the  banquet  will  be  by 
audition  only,  which  will  take 
place  on  October  30,  in 
Ackerman  Auditorium.  Con- 
tact Denise  Read  or  Bev 
Tillman  for  details  and  watch 
for  further  ar 


To  Bruce  Heisler, 
Just  love  those  baby  blues. 

Secret  Admirers  1  and  2 


Sis  Jennifer. 

The  pie  was  excellent  and 
greatly  appreciated  and  en- 
joyed by  ail!  When  did  you 
switch  to  Home  Ec? 

FRIDAY  NIGHT  VESPERS 

This  Friday  night  at  8:00 
p.m.,  Dr.  Robert  Gentry  will 
be  speaking  on  creation  and 
its  signs  in  the  rocks.  The 
meeting  will  be  in  the 
Thatcher  Chapel  and  will 
give  worship  credit. 

Chris  Klin  vex 
Pres.  of  the  Religious  Liber- 
ty Club 


Great  X-Mas  gifts  for  sale: 
dolls,  clowns,  frames,  and 
more.  Contact  Caria  at 
238-2616 

Dear  Comrade, 

If  one  would  expect  to  love 
deeply,  one  must  expect  to 
suffer  deeply.  For  without 
pain  there  is  no  growth,  no 
strengthening,  no  expansion 
of  the  heart's  capacity  to 
love  and  be  loved. 

Trust  is  the  key  that  makes 
the  process  bearable.  Trust 
always  looks  to  the  future;  it 
is  purest  faith  without  sub- 
stance or  evidence.  "There 
is  no  fear  in  perfect  love  .  . 

Your  Friend 


lO/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  3,  1983 


think  I've  taught  them  all  I 
know.  But  so  far  the  Lord  has 
given  me  an  over  abundant 
amount  of  words  and  ideas  to 
say  and  use.  J  thank  God 
everyday  that  I  had  the  oppor- 
tunity to  be  an  SM  here  in  the 
FED.  I  pray  He'll  use  me  to 
help  finish  His  work,  and  that 
'  you  all  out 


there  w 
What  a 


:idet 


It  was  great  getting  the 
VOICE  and  hearing  from 
everyone  from  "far  away." 
Especially  all  of  you  on 
Ponape  and  Majuro  from  SC. 
September  was  a  super  busy 
month.  We  went  bowling 
twice,  roller  skating  with  the 
Ogikubo  school,  plus  there 
was  a  trip  to  Japan  Missionary 
College  and  Yokohama.  Be- 
sides it  was  final  test  time  and 
parties,  but  it  was  all  great. 
SM  Retreat  started  the  29th. 
We  had  a  few  hairy  moments 
leaving  for  that  because  of 
almost  missing  our  train.  It 
was  a  great  ride,  especially 
walking  from  one  end  of  the 
train  to  the  other.  You'd  have 
thought  we  were  drunk.  Hello 
to  everyone  back  home.  1  love 
you  Mom  &  Dad. 

Kathleen  Summerton 


all  sorts  of  spirits  and  ghosts, 
all  of  which  had  liberty  on  that 
night."  To  free  themselves 
from  this  evil,  the  people  were 
to  set  out  food-give  the 
demons  a  treat-and  provide 
shelter  for  them  for  the  night. 
If  food  and  shelter  were  not 
provided,  these  demons  would 
"trick"  them  by  casting  an 
evil  spell. 

It  was  the  Celts  who  chose 
October  31  as  their  New 
Year's  Eve  and  had  originally 
intended  it  to  be  a  celebration 
of  everything  evil  and  dead. 
They  would  gather  around  a 
community  bonfire  and  offer 
sacrifices  such  as  their 
animals,  crops,  and  even 
themselves. 

So  why  is  Halloween 
accepted  today,  even  in  our 
school?  Since  the  time  of 
Constantine.  Roman  emporers 


realized  the  necessity  to  have 
a  unified  Empire.  How  could 
the  church  unite  pagan  and 
Christian?  It  was  reasoned 
that  if  pagan  practices  ot 
festivals  couldn't  be  for- 
bidden, let  them  be 
"Christianized." 

In  A  D.  800,  the  Catholic 
church  established  All  Saints 
Day  on  November  1  so  people 
could  continue  their  same 
pagan  practices,  yet  letting  it 
appear  to  be  a  Christian 
festival. 
Ellen  White  said  that  many  ot 
the  Catholic  church's  doc- 
trines cam  from  compromising 
with  the  pagan  people  for  the 
sake  of  unity.  In  the  Great 
Controversy,  page  42,  par.  2, 
she  wrote:  "Although  the 
worshipers  of  idols  professed 
to  be  converted,  they  still 
clung  to  their  idolatry,   only 


changing  the  objects  of  wor- 
ship to  images  of  Jesus,  and 
even  Mary  and  the  Saints, 
They  foul  leaven  of  idolatry, 
thus  brought  into  the  church, 
continued  its  baleful  work. 
Unsound  doctrines,  super- 
stitious rites,  and  idolatrous 
ceremonies  were  incorporated 
into  her  (Catholic  church)  faith 
and  worship." 

So  how  can  Bible-believing 
Seventh-day  Adventists  have 
anything  to  do  with  this  night 
of  the  devil?  How  can  we 
approve  of  bringing  praise 
upon  Satan  by  dressing  up  as 
witches  and  other  spirits? 
How  can  we  enter  in  to  his 
house,  the  "haunted  house" 
without  even  giving  a  second 
thought  of  what  we're  doing? 
Many  will  say  that  we  only  do 
it  in  fun,  what  harm  can  it  do? 
Well  that's  what  Satan  wants 


you  to  believe.  There  is 
nothing  funny  about  Satan,  or 
any  of  his  angels.  I'm  sure  he 
loves  it  when  we  take  an 
attitude  such  as  this. 

My  question  now  turns  to  any 
faculty  member  or  admini- 
strative personnel.  How  can 
this  school,  which  treats 
theater  attendance  as  the  "un- 
pardonable sin"  let  Halloween 
parties  continue.  Which  is 
worse,  seeing  a  movie  full  of 
sex  and  violence,  or  dressing, 
up  as  an  evil  spirit  and  going 
into  "haunted  houses"  giving 
praise  to  Satan?  I  challenge 
all  to  think  upon  this  question 
seriously. 


Coast-to~Coast 

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YOUR  BSM  IS  WORTH  AN 

OmCER'S  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

means  you're  an  officer.  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSE  CORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


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blood  into 
circulation." 


Call  Red  Cross  now 
for  a  blood  donor 
appointment. 

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November  3,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/11 


Southern  Cynic 


In  light  of  the  latest  hot  issue 
_j  campus,  I'd  like  to  express 
I  my  condolences  to  those  fear- 
I  less  heatseekers  of  Talge  Hall 
I  who  are  mortally  crushed  by 
[the  fact  that  the  deans  are 
I  closing  the  sauna  due  to 
I  finances.  Because  I  too  am  a 
I  lover  of  heavy  sweat  and 
I  extreme  discomfort,  I  have 
I  prepared  a  few  suggestions  as 
I  to  how  the  men  of  Talge  Hall 
raise  $100,000  to  save 
Isauna. 

My  first  suggestion,  although 
I  it  may  be  a  tough  one  for  some 
■  of  the  guys,  is  to  stop  feeding 
Ithe  roaches.  I  know,  I  know, 
■some  of  you  have  developed 
■close  relationships  with  many 
■of  those  cute  little  buggers, 
put  think  of  your  pores. 

Another  big  way  to  save 
money  is  to  alleviate  the  movie 
stake-outs  by  the  deans.  Of 
,  we  all  know  that  we've 


(^he  students),stopped  attend- 
ing the  theatre,  so  why  waste 
the  money  checking  up  on  us? 
Still  on  the  subject  of  the 
dean's  budget,  I  propose  cut- 
ting down  their  "lunch-out" 
day  to  three  per  week.  And 
Deans,  if  you  could  discover 
someplace  a  little  less  expen- 
sive like  Taco  Bell,  it  would  be 
cheaper  and  it  doesn't  turn 
into  a  bar  after  7:00  p.m. 

I'm  going  to  get  into  a  touchy 
area  for  a  minute.  But  you 
know,  we  fundraisers  have  to 
examine  all  the  possible  areas 
of  income.  Dean  Qualley, 
you'd  better  sit  down  on  this 
one.  Are  you  sitting  down? 
Okay,  here  goes.  WE  COULD 
SELL  YOUR  HAT  COLLECT- 
ION! What  do  you  mean,  "No 
way"?  Come  on,  I  know  it's 
only  worth  $40  or  $50  dollars, 
but  as  Dean  Evans  said, 
"every  little  bit  helps,"  Guys, 
he  may  take  a  little  prodding. 


but  I'm  sure  that  when  he 
recovers  from  the  shock,  he'll 
realize  that  a  painting  from 
Sears  would  look  better  on  his 
wall  anyway.) 

I  have  a  great  idea  for  saving 
15-25  thousand  dollars.  We 
all  know  that  the  men  have  4 
deans  because  of  the  sports 
events,  sooo  --  why  not  cut  out 
a  couple  of  baseball  tourna- 
ments and  golf  championships 
and  therefore  eliminate  the 
need  for  extra  deans. 

The  next  idea,  my  friends,  is 
my  most  brilliant  and  exciting 
yet.  And  I  know  what  you're 
saying,  "you  haven't  mention- 
ed B-Wing  yet."  Well  I 
haven't  forgotten  that  illustri- 
ous legend  and  B-Wingers 
beware,  my  forth  idea  includ- 
es, yes,  you!  B-Wing  is  going 
to  become^  a  hot  new  tourist 
attraction  in  Chattanooga- 
second  only  to  Ruby  Falls  and 


Rock  City.  I've  placed  adver- 
tisements in  widely  read  and 
respected  periodicals  such  as 
the  "Collegedale  Tidings" 
and  "Pilgrims  Waymarks". 
The  advertisement  readsD 
EXPERIENCE  THE  THRILL 
OF  A   LIFETIME!      Embark 

on  a  Jungle  Safari  such  as 
never  was  before.  Catch  a 
glimpse  of  a  really  "Regular 
Guy".  Risk  death  defying  and 
yes,  worse,  Schlisner  defying 
counters  with  those  horrible 
creatures  "THE  PREPS", 
man-eating  business  majors, 

slice-happy   premeds,    and 
Cannibalistic  Theo's.      Hear 
ear    piercing    rock    n    roll. 
Survive  violent  race  riots  and 
much  more!  For  a  mere  $8.00 

you  can  have  a  two  minute  trip 
through  the  incredible  B-Wing 
(Please,  no  longer  than  two 
minutes,  we  can't  afford  High 
Risk  insurance.)    Here  are  a 


few  endorsements  from  some 
brave  souls  who  actually  sur- 
vived up  to  a  minute  in 
B-wing.  Ted  Evans,  48  sec- 
onds,    "I've    never    had    a 

Dorothy  Somers,  51  seconds, 
"I  would  give  my  eye  teeth  to 
go  again  but  I  think  they  kept 
them."  Sherri  Kelly,  5  hours 
and  59  seconds,  "Take  me 
back.  Take  me  back.  Take  me 
back!"  DON'MISS  THE 
EVENT    OF    A    LIFETIME! 


If  the  above  fund-raising 
ventures  don't  appeal  to  you 
but  you  want  to  help,  send  a 
cash  donation  to  #340  That- 
cher Hall,  SCSDA.  This 
money  will  be  put  to  good  use! 
•Note:  If  all  else  fails  there 
will  be  a  lecture  by  Southern 
Cynic  turned  fashion  expert 
entitled  "New  Wave  Fashion: 
Like  Fact  or  Fiction;  Like  Real 


Classifieds  Cont'd. 


less 
_    It's  great  having  you  here 
■  with  me  this  year.  Last  year 
^was  lonely.  I  love  you. 

"Little"  Hess 


|Dear  Dee  and  Holly: 

Do  you   want   to   learn 
klartial  Arts?  Call  647-2632. 
|Don't  think  to  hard! 

Heathcliff 

Becky  Hartnett: 
1  CONGRATULATIONS!!  in 
1  finding  a  missing  piece 
nhe  puzzle  of  life.)  GOOD 
f.UCK!!!!! 

Kathy  Hampton 


3t  plan  to  spend 
Spring  Break  in  the  Big 
Tipple?  The  Worid  Religions 
[Tour  will  be  March  1  -  10, 
touring  China,  India,  and 
>rael.  all  on  the  Hudson 
Jiver!  Contact  Dr.  Grant  in 
e  Religion  Division. 

■I>ear  Eric  Vincent, 

i  haven't  heard  from  you 
lately.  Have  you  been 
traveling  around  the  world; 
or  roller  skating  with  pretty 
eir  s? 


Madam  Butterfly  H; 


Dear  Kevin, 

I  love  you  too.  See  page  32 
in  Leo's  book. 

Your 
Catherine 

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your  budget.  238-2316  - 
Dee. 

A  BIG  thanks  to  all  who 
helped  with  the  Nursing 
Chapel  and  skit.  Everyone 
did  an  excellent  job  and  we 
have  had  a  lot  of  compli- 
ments. Thanks  again. 

Roxanne  Anderson 

Covenant  College  presents 
Jubal  Band  in  concert  at 
8:00  p.m.  at  Great  Hall  on 
the     Covenant     campus. 


Norlean  B. 

Hi!  Honey,  how's  life 
treating  you?  I  hope  you 
have  a  great  year. 

Love.  67670 

Mike  Gentry: 


Professionally  typed  pa- 
Sf  nn^^  ^"y  length  for  only 
I^.UU  per  page.  238-2114 
Y^  for  Donna. 


Bill  &  Gem: 

Doop-de-doop-de-doo,  big 
ole  shorts  on! 


Dearest  Terry. 

Just  a  note  to  tell  you  how 
very  special  you  are  to  me!! 
All  my  love, 

Sherlock, 

Do  you  still  believe  m  the 
Great  Pumpkin?  Angel 
wants  to  know. 


Donna  Spurlock, 

Just  wanted  to  say  thank 
you  for  being  such  an  under- 
standing and  excellent 
teacher! 

Who  are  you  young  lady  with 
the  golden  hair  who  I  lent  my 
umbrella  to  one  day  on  my 
way  to  morning  worship 
about  three  weeks  ago?  Call 
and  make  your  identity 
known  to  me  at  238-3306  that 
I  may  retrieve  it. 

Secret  Sister  "Angel  Code 
#14"  please  reveal  yourself. 

Brian  A.: 

Hey  man  what's  up?  How's 
your  math  class  coming? 
Hang  in  there. 

Your  Roomy 


UTC  presents  the  Dorothy 
Patten  Fine  Arts  Series  fea- 
turing a  Polish  Mime  Artist, 
"MIKO"  Bronis!aw 
Machalski  at  8:00  p.m.  in  the 
UTC  Fine  Arts  Center. 


To  "The  Group" 

Thanks  for  celebrating 
Halloween  with  me,  and 
thanks  for  all  your  moral 
support  with  everything 
that's  happened.     It  really 


Love  ya. 
The  Hostess 

Dear  RCM, 

Your  love  in  my  life  is 
needed  more  than  a  fish 
needs  the  water  or  a  bird 
needs  the  air. 

I  Love  You, 
Grizzly 

Whisper; 

Smile!      Someone  Cares. 
Love.  3 172 

UTC  presents  the  South- 
eastern College  Arts  Con- 
ference exhibition,  featur- 
ing Mary  Ann  Fariello. 
The  exhibit  will  be  in  the 
Fine  Arts  Center  and  will 
continue  through  Nov.  23. 
Anna, 

I'll  be  glad  to  see  you  back 
here  next  semester.   But  it's 
still  no  substitute  for  big  D. 
R.E. 

23402, 

No  matter  what  happens, 
you  can  count  on  me.  What 
are  ftiends  for  anyway? 

Love  ya. 
13860 

I'm  going  to  start  studying! 


The  Black 

Stallion 

Returns 


by  Mlhfl  Battlslone 

This  Saturday  night.  Nov.  5, 
at  8:00  p.m.  Southern  Col- 
lege's radio  station.  WSMC, 
will  hold  their  annual  benefit 
In  the  P.E.  Center. 


The  presentation  planned  is 
the  film,  "The  Black  Stallion 
Returns",  a  "good  family 
film-enjoyment  for  all  ages." 
The  movie  is  based  on  a  book 
from  the  popular  series  by 
Walter  Farley. 

This  is  not  the  first  benefit 
WSMC  has  been  sponsoring 
annual  fund-raisers  for  a  num- 
ber of  years.  In  addition  to  the 
support  that  is  elicited  ft-om  its 
listening  audience  through 
benefits  and  pledge  drives, 
the  radio  station  also  receives 
funding  from  Southern  Col- 
lege, and  the  Corporation  of 
Public  Broadcasting.  The 
money  raised  Saturday  night 
will  go  towards  meeting  the 
general  operating  expenses  of 
the  station. 

Admission  will  be  charged 
and  will  be  $3.00  for  adults 
(and  SC  students),  and  $2.00 
for  children  ages  5-12. 
Refreshments  will  be  sold. 


12/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  3.  1983 


Speak  XJp 


What  do  you  think  of  asking  guys  out? 


Denise  Hartman 
Biology 

"Not  too  much. " 


Darla  Jarrett 
Computer  Science 


"I  love  it!    I  do  it  all  the 


Cathy  Bom 
Physical  Therapy 


Wendy  Mathiesen 
Physical  Therapy 


'  7    don 't    like 
Southern  Belle  t> 


Melanie  Jackson 
Medical  Secretary 


Tammy  Schlisner 
Accounting 


"I'm  a  female  chauvinist. ' 


EARN  UP  TO 
$100  PER  MONTH 
BEING  VIRTUOUS. 

Be  a  regular  plasma  donor,  and  you'll  also 
earn  the  thanks  of  hemophiliacs;  surgical 
patients;  bum,  shock  or  accident  victims 
and  many  others. 

Bonus  for  first  time  donors  with  this  ad: 

^   0  plasma  affiance" 

y-Thuraday   6;30  a.m.  --  7:30 
6;30  a.m.  -  6:30 

•Bonusofferexpires  November  30,  1983 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


SouthernmfJlccent 


Volume  39.  Number  9 


Southern  College,  Collegedale.  Tennessee 


November  10,  1983 


Who  was  Martin  Luther? 


Martin  Luther  was  the  man 
responsible  for  the  beginning 
of  the  Protestant  Reformation. 
Bom  in  the  Saxon  town  in 
Eisleben  on  November  10, 
1483,  he  was  the  son  of  a 
self-made  mining  entrepre- 
neur, Hans  Luther,  who  want- 
ed his  son  to  become  a  lawyer. 
With  this  objective,  the  young 
Luther  attended  the  Univer- 
sity of  Erfurt  in  Saxony  from 
1501-1505.  However,  he  end- 
ed this  period  by  devastating 
his  father  with  his  decision  to 
enter  the  Augustinian  monas- 
tery and  become  a  monk. 

It  was  in  the  monastery  that 
Luther  began  to  move  in  the 
direction  of  the  Reformation. 
As  a  monk  he  strove  for 
personal  spiritual  satisfaction, 
but  found  none.  Later  he  was 
to  comment  that  if  ever  a 
monk  was  to  be  saved  by 
monkery,  he  was  that  man,  yet 
in  this  quest  for  religious 
attainment,  he  grew  only  more 
frustrated  and  actually  came 
to  hate  God. 


I  Students  Have 
Week  of  Prayer 


The  annual  Student  Week  of 
Prayer  will  be  held  at  South- 
I  College  the  week  of  Nov- 
I  ember  13. 

The  purpose  of  the  program 
IS  to  give  the  students  a 
chance  to  tell  their  peers  how 
God  has  worked  in  their  lives 
and  how  God  can  help  them. 

"There  won't  be  an  over-all 
j  theme  as  such  this  year," 
J  comments  Les  Mathewson, 
■  "It  win  be  the  students  telling 

■about  their  own  experience." 

The  meetings  will  be  held 
luring  regularly  scheduled 
Worships.  The  chapel  service 
on  Tuesday  will  be  conducted 
jy  Glenn  McElroy  and  Thurs- 
day's wUI  be  Myron  Mixon. 


The  evening  worships  will  be 
as  follows:  Monday  may  be 
canceled  due  to  the  reception; 
Tuesday,  the  Student  Mis- 
sions Club  will  be  having 
meetings  in  the  separate 
dorms;  Wednesday  is  the 
regular  prayer  meeting; 
Thursday,  the  Southemaires 
will  be  in  Thatcher  and  South- 
em  Bell  Canto  will  be  in 
Talge;  and  Les  Mathewson 
will  speak  Friday  night.  The 
speakers  for  the  morning  wor- 
ships will  be  Pat  Williams. 
Jim  Hakes,  Lonnie  Kerbs,  and 
Laronda  Curtis. 

There  will  be  no  extra 
meetings  that  week  and  only 
the  regular  number  of  re- 
quired points  will  be  needed. 


From  this  point  of  despair 
Luther  began  to  tum  in  the 
direction  of  his  future  Protes- 
tantism. Following  a  visit  to 
Rome,  he  began  a  long  period 
of  biblical  study  which  culmin- 
ated with  his  denunciation  of 
the  entire  religious  system  of 
the  Middle  Ages.  During  this 
so-called  Tower  Experience, 
Luther  received  a  doctorate 
in  theology  and  became  a 
professor  at  the  University  of 
Wittenberg.  In  preparing  his 
lectures  he  made  the  dis- 
covery that  the  system  of 
religion  supported  by  the 
church  in  his  day  lacked  a  true 
Biblical  foundation. 

With  this  conviction  Luther 
encountered  the  catalyst  that 
would  forever  alter  the  Chris- 
tian church  and  his  own 
position  in  it.  In  1517  a 
Dominican  friar  by  the  name 
of  Johann  Tetzel  arrived  in  the 
vicinity  of  Wittenberg  with  a 
promise  of  salvation  to  all  who 
would  buy  his  indulgence. 


Music  -  A  Gift  of  God 


When  you  sing  in  church  on 
Sabbath,  thank  Martin  Luther. 
For  nearly  one  thousand  years 
prior  to  Luther's  time,  singing 
in  the  church  service  was  done 
by  professionals.  The  mem- 
bers of  the  congregation  were 
primarily  spectators. 

Luther,  unlike  the  other 
reformers,  believed  music  was 
a  Gift  of  God  to  be  used  by 
man  in  praise  of  his  Creator. 
Calvin,  for  example,  tolerated 
psalm  singing,  but  rejected 
anything  that  might  be  called 
"art  music".  Other  reformers 
far  as  to  destroy  the 
n  churches.  But  not 
.  .  his  philosophy  of 

J  a  Gift  of  God  coupled 

with  the  idea  of  the  priesthood 
of  all  believers,  led  directly  to 
congregational  involvement  in 
the  worship  service. 

One  of  Luther's  most 
significant  contributions  to  the 
liturgy  was  to  replace  the 
portions  of  the  Ordinary  of  the 
Mass  which  were  sung  by  the 
choir,   with  congregational 


went  SI 
organs 
Luther 


hymns.  Thus,  the  Latin  Gloria 
was  replaced  with  a  vemacu- 
lar  hymn,  "Allein  Gott  in  der 
Hoh  sei  Ehr",  translated.  "All 
Glory  Be  to  God  on  High ' ' . 

Luther's  reasoning  was 
simply  that  if  music  is  a  Gift  of 
God  to  be  given  back  in  praise 
to  Him,  and  if  all  men  can 
approach  God  directly,  with- 
out a  priest,  then  music  is  one 
of  the  best  vehicles  through 
which  the  congregation  can 
approach  God.  He  realized 
also  that  music  served  as  a 
tremendous  force  in  getting 
ideas  across,  and  he  did  not 
hesitate  to  use  it  for  teaching 
purposes. 

This  may  seem  rather 
elementary  to  us  today,  since 
we  have  hymnals  with  hun- 
dreds of  thousands  of  hymns 
in  them.  But  such  was  not  the 
case  in  Luther's  day.  He  and 
his  colleagues  had  to  produce 
a  whole  new  church  musice 
which  would  be  suitable  for 
untrained  musicians  to  sing. 


Repelled  by  such  a  mockery, 
of  the  gospel,  Luther  began  to 
this  specific  indulgence  but 
the  entire  papal  system. 

By  1521  Luther  found  himself 
excommunicated  as  a  heretic 
and  outlawed  by  the  imperial 
govemment.  But  he  was  also 
convinced  that  the  church  in 
his  day  must  be  reformed  and 
restored  to  its  original  Biblical 
foundation. 

Martin  Luther  lived  out  his 
life  as  a  university  professor. 
His  name  was  given  to  a  new 
denomination,  the  Lutheran, 
yet  he  did  not  really  found  a 
church.  What  he  did  was  to 
instigate  a  movement  of  mo- 
mentous religious  significance 
which  was  soon  broadened 
and  carried  on  by  others: 
Zwinglt.  Calvin.  Cranmer,  to 
name  but  three.  To  a  large 
extent  the  religious  environ- 
ment which  we  take  for  grant- 
ed where  a  believer  is  free  to 
practice  his  faith  according  to 
his  own  conscience,  is  attri- 
butable to  Martin  Luther. 


In  so  doing,  Luther  insisted  on 
quality  music.  His  tunes  were 
drawn  from  four  primary 
sources--familiar  plainsong 
melodies,  vernacular  religious 
folk  songs,  secular  folk  songs, 
and  newly  composed  melo- 
dies. The  texts  were  newly 
written  poems  and  poems 
based  on  scripture. 

Luther  himself  wrote  thirty- 
seven  hymns,  which  are  found 
in  volume  fifty-three  of  the 
American  Edition  of  Luther 
Works,  subtitled  "Liturgy  andl 
Hymns".  These  hymns  were 
the  model  for  the  type  of  hymn 
that  came  to  be  known  as  the 
German  Chorale. 


Next  Sabbath,  sing  praise  to 
God,  and  give  thanks  for 
Martin  Luther,  whose  reforms 
helped  make  corporate  con- 
gregational expression  pos- 
sible. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  10,  1983 


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Editorial 


According  to  Webster's  Dictionary,  a  friend  is  defined  as. 
"One  with  whom  one  is  allied  in  a  struggle  or  cause;  a 
comrade." 

Are  we.  as  students  of  Southern. College,  all  comrades?  I 
would  like  to  be  able  to  answer  this  questions  with  a  "yes." 

We  are  all  allied  in  the  same  struggle,  college  life.  Then 
why.  do  so  many  of  us  take  the  first  opportunity  to  make 
those  around  us  look  bad?  Why  is  it  so  much  fun  to  cut  down 
someones  clothes?  Or.  when  we  can  get  someone  in  trouble, 
why  is  it  so  rewarding  to  watch  them  squirm?  If  someone 
offends  us.  why  do  we  have  to  retaliate  in  the  brutal, 
unceasing  manner? 

Most,  would  answer  these  questions  with  the  fact  that  we 
want  to  make  others  look  bad,  so  we  can  look  a  little  better  to 
others.  But,  in  reality,  if  some  self-searching  is  done,  most 
of  the  time,  we  would  have  to  admit  that  we  don't  look  any 


bettei 


rselves, 

t  be  a  better  place  to  attend  college,  if  we  could 

/es  enough  to  let  others  trust  us. 


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Editor 

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Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

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Brenda  Hess 

Sports  Editor 

Dick  Bird 

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JLetters 


Dear  Editor, 

Hey,  I  just  got  this  great 
idea  that  should  solve  all  the 
problems  concerning  this 
school's  name.  The  thing  to 
do  is  paint  the  sign  out  front 
totally  white,  then  paint  a  big 
UPC  symbol  on  it  and  the 
word  "college"  in  small-case, 
black,  block  letters.  You  know 
what  we'd  have  then?  A 
generic  college!  Think  of  the 
possibilities-since  there  is  no 
brand  name,  prices  could  be 
lowered.      The    school    itself 


would  save  money  because  it 
wouldn't  need  pre-printed  sta- 
tionary, envelopes  or  such--in- 
stead.  each  faculty  member 
could  be  supplied  with  a  box  of 
K-Mart  "White  Wove"  envel- 
opes and  a  stamp  imprinted 
with  the  word  "college." 

Graduates,  too,  would  bene- 
fit from  such  a  name.  Since 
diplomas  would  bear  only  the 
name  "college,"  graduating 
students  could  increase  their 
clout  by  merely  penciling  in 
"Dartmouth"    or    something 


simUar  above  the  name.  The 
possibilities  are  endless!  We 
could  start  a  nation-wide 
trend.  All  the  students  could 
dress  up  like  McKee  Workers 
{with  the  word  "Student" 
stenciled  on  the  back  of  each 
shirt).  The  Campus  Shop 
could  be  renamed  "Store." 
And  the  Southern  Accent 
would  be  called  "The  Paper." 
Wouldn't  that  be  fun. 

Sincerely, 
G.  William  Turner 


Dear  Editor, 

I  would  like  to  address  a 
conflict  that  has  cropped  up  on 
campus  recently.  The  conflict 
has  to  do  with  concerts  that 
are  banned  and  the  concerts 
that  are  advertised  by  our 
administration.  How  is  it,  that 
we  can  be  told  that  a  group 
like  The  Police  (a  reggae- 
based  group)  is  not  in  line  with 
the  administration's  policies, 
while  Kenny  (The  Gambler) 
Rogers  is  advertised  by  our 
school  paper?  It  seems  to  me 
thai  music  is  a  personal  choice 
that  should  be  made  by  each 
individual,  as  .long  as  we  are 
not   hindering   a    brother    or 


group  whose  music  I've 
enjoyed  for  over  five  years,  1 
want  to  know  why?  But  when 
I  ask  why,  I  find  out  that  a 
group  of  uninformed  people 
are  making  decisions  for  me. 
If  it  is  the  atmosphere  at  a 
concert  that  is  so  disturbing, 
then  they  need  to  ban  not  only 
a  so  called  "Rock  Concert", 
but  Soul  Concerts,  and 
Country  &  Western  Concerts 
because  there  is  the  same 
atmosphere  at  all  of  them. 
Would  a  Stevie  Wonder  or 
Alabama  concert  be  banned? 
Obviously  not,  since  the  Gap 


Band  concert  and  Kenny 
Rogers  concert  were  not  ban- 
ned. These  concerts  were  in 
our  own  backyard,  but  yet 
there  was  no  policy  on  them. 
No,  we  go  out  to  Knoxville  to 
ban  what  was  not  only  a 
concert,  but  an  event.  I  am 
wondering  who  has  the  right 
to  ban  another  human  beings 
musical  taste.  If  our  admini- 
stration plans  on  making  more 
and  more  of  our  decisions  for 
us,  then  they  had  better  be 
ready  for  more  and  more 
complaining,  because  they  are 
not  stepping  on  everyone  s 
toes.  If  they  are  going  to  ban 
the  Police  in  Knoxville.  then 


November  10,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KefkcHon  Writing 


■Lord,  is  that  You  knocking? 
Well,  come  on  in.  It's  been  a 
long  time  since  I've  seen  You. 
Have  You  really  been  knock- 
ing all  that  time?  You  know, 
I've  never  heard  You  until 
now.  Come  in,  sit  dovi-n. 
Sorry  about  the  mess.  I've 
kind  of  let  the  place  go  and  I'm 
ashamed  of  what  you  might 
find. 

Just  look  around,  Lord,  You 
can  see  the  place  is  a  mess. 
Overthere.    see   the    chipped 


paint  on  the  walls?  And  look, 
there  are  cracks  in  the  ceiling. 
There  are  even  holes  in  the 
floor.  But  a  house  is  known  by 
thecompany  it  keeps.  Heel  so 
much  better  now  that  you're 
here.  From  now  on.  You're 
always  welcome  here. 

Lord,  there  are  places  in  me, 
dark  places,  where  Your  Light 
has  never  shown.  I  used  to 
like  to  go  to  those  places  and 
stay  for  a  while.  I  guess  You 
knew  I  was  there,  didn't  You? 


But  that  didn't  bother  You. 
You  came  all  the  way  down 
and  dragged  me  out  every- 
time.  You  took  me,  dark  spots 
and  all,  and  gradually  showed 
Your  Light  in  me.  You 
accepted  me.  You  accepted 
me,  and  loved  me.  I  can  see 
now  that  You  are  making  me 
and  molding  me  into  a  new 
person.  Thank  You,  Lord.  I 
Jove  You  for  that. 

And  I  know,  Lord,  that  after 
the   molding   and   making    is 


done.  You  won't  leave  me 
because  You  will  constantly  be 
changing  me  and  working  with 

I  feel  so  much  better  Lord, 
now  that  You're  here.  From 
now  on,  You're  always  wel- 

Have  you  given  your  heart  to 
the  Lord?  You  know,  each 
night  I  lay  in  bed.  and  as  my 
last  Amen  fades  away  I'm 
soon  fast  asleep,  but  some- 
where a  child  cries  because 


he's  hungry.  And  somewhere 
else  someone  has  been  mur- 
dered. I'm  telling  you,  the 
end  of  time  is  near  and  God 
needs  us  now  more  than  ever 
to  be  His  messengers  and  to 
preach  His  word.  If  you 
haven't  already,  won't  you 
please  give  in  to  Him  and 
devote  your  life  to  His  ser- 
vice? Ever  since  the  begin- 
ning of  time  we've  needed 
Him. 
Now  He  needs  us. 


Classifieds 


Editor's  Note:  In  last  week 's 

a  mistake  in  Tom  Mohler's 
letter  third  column,  four 
lines  down.  The  actual 
number  of  games  played  in 
the  week  mentioned  were 
14.  not  4.  Our  apologies  to 
Mr.  Mohler  and  any  other 
persons  involved  in  those  ten 


THINK  TWICE  -  Then  sign 
up  for  World  Religions  se- 
cond semester.  Why? 
Because  for  around  $200.00 
you  can  spend  Spring  Break 
in  New  York  City  touring, 
dining,  and  otherwise  ex- 
panding yourself.  March  2  - 
10, 1984.  For  more  informa- 
tion see  Dr.  Grant  or  Dr. 
Campbell. 

Hey  Rich! 

Wanna  balance  the  bud- 
get?!   Sell  an  organ! 

Your  Future 


Anyone  going  to  Ft.  Lauder- 
dale FL  or  going  by  it  at 
Thanksgiving  time;  (11/21 
monday  evening  or  11/22 
tuesday  a.m.)  please  contact 
,  Dee  right  away!  I  need  a 
ride  please!    Thanxl 

238-2316 


Luther  will  be  shown  in 
Thatcher  Worship  Room  at 
8:00  p.m.,  with  another 
showing  at  10:00  p.m.  the 
same  evening.  The  film  is 
being  shown  in  honor  of  the 
500th  anniversary  of  Martin 
Luther's  birth  and  covers  29 
years  of  his  eventful  life. 
Plan  to  come  this  Saturday 
night,  November  12. 

The  Chattanooga  Little  The- 
atre presents  "The  Glass 
Menagerie"  beginning  No- 
vember 11  and  continuing 
through  the  19th.  Call  for 
more  information. 

Hi  Guys, 

For  all  of  you  who  can 
appreciate  fine  satirical  lit- 
erature, I  salute  you.  May 
you  always  have  the  bless- 
ings of  a  sense  of  humor. 

I  Love  You, 
A  Cynic 

Mark  Hambleton: 

Your  free  trip  to  Six  Flags 
for  two  has  been  cancelled. 
But  you  did  a  good  job  in 
answering  the  question  to 
Billy  Joel's  latest  hit! 
P.S.  It  was  all  a  joke! 

HAI  HA!  HAI 

Ride  needed  from  Detriot  to 
S.C.  on  Nov.  27th  (sunday). 
Call  238-2237.    Kathy  Lee. 


FREE  LANCE  PHOTO- 
GRAPHY: 

Couples  who  are  interested 
in  color  portraits  for  the 
banquet  {before  going)  can 
make  appointments  now  for 
Sunday  between  6:00  and 
6:45  and  Monday  6:00  to 
6:30  p.m.  at  238-2316.  Ask 
for  Dee. 

To  the  Students  of  SC: 
Every  breath  you  take. 
Every  move  you  make. 

Every  rule  you  break, 
Every  step  you  take, 
We'll  be  watching  you. 
Oh,   can't  you   see,    no 

individuality. 

How   our   list   fills   up, 

whenever  you  mess  up. 
Every  breath  you  take, 
Every  move  you  make. 
Every  rule  you  break. 
Every  step  you  take, 
We'll  be  watching  you. 

The  Deans 


Attention, 

Ski  Bums!  How's  Winter 
Park,  Colorado  sound  Jan. 
2-8?  We  have  a  condo!  If 
interested  contact  Lisa 
Ohman  (2636)  or  Michelle 
Cole  (2540). 

Denise  Brann, 

It  makes  me  happy  to  see 
you  happy. 

Someone  Who  Loves  You 

Campfire  Concert  sponsored 
by  Beta  Kappa  Tau  and  the 
Student  Education  Associa- 
tion (SEA)  on  Friday,  No- 
vember 11,  at  7:30  p.m. 
Worship  credit  will  be  given. 
See  you  there! 


Coming  Your  Way  Soon 

The  1984    Women 

of  Southern  College 
Calendar 


Photographed   and    Designed 
by  Mark  Newmeyer 


Published  by  the 
Student  Association 
of  Southern  College 


Marketed  by  Greg  Culpeppe; 
and  Royce  Earp 


HEAR  YEI  HEAR  YEl 

For  all  those  who  like  to 
conserve  energy  and  eat 
less,  you'll  be  happy  to  know 
that  for  the  vacation  months, 
the  cafeteria  charges  are 
lower.  They  are  as  follows: 

November  S58.50 

December   $49.75 

January  $52.00 

March   $45.25 

Please  note  that  tax  is 
added  to  the  amount  after 
you've  eaten  the  limit.  So, 
in  actuality,  you  can  eat  less 
than  the  amount  specified  as 
long  as  it  adds  up  to  the  total 
limit  in  tax. 

A  Concerned  Citizen 

Dear  Double-Delights, 
You're  doing  a  good  job  of 
remaining    secret;     maybe 
invisible  or  non-existant  is  a 
better  way  of  putting  it. 

Your  "brother"  (?) 
Boss 

Sebastian  Bark  a.k.a. 
"BASH":  U  stink  but  glad 
you  are  alive  and  almost 
well.    It's  a  ruff  life  letting 


Do  you  need  greeting  cards 
for  Thanksgiving,  Christ- 
mas, or  birthdays?  If  so,  I 
have  an  assortment  of  cards 
for  you  to  look  at.  They  are 
from  Graceline  and  are  real- 
ly nice.  Graceline  also  offers 
napkins  for  your  get-togeth- 
ers. They  have  name  and 
family  bookmarks,  too.  If 
interested,  call  Cindy  Torge- 
son  at  238-2322  or  396-2229 
or  come  by-Thatcher  322. 
Proceeds  will  go  towards  my 
transportation  expenses  to 
Union  College  next  semes- 
ter. 

J.W., 

What  does  room  #250  and 
Mona  Lee  have  in  common? 
They  see  an  awful  lot  of 
you! 

Professionally  typed  papers 
at  any  length  for  only  $1.00 
per  page.  Call  238-2114  and 
ask  for  Donna. 

CONGRATULATIONS* 
JIM  &  VICKY. 


d/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  10.  1983 


Letters  Continued  . 


they  had  better  ban  AC/DC  in 
Atlanta,  Barry  Manilow  in 
Birmingham,  the  Oak  Ridge 
Boys  in  Nashville,  and  Rick 
James  in  Chattanooga. 

There  seems  to  be  a  gray 
area  between  what  the 
administration  feels  are  its 
rights,  and  what  the  students 
feel  are  their  rights.  The 
students  have  made  conces- 
sions i.e.,  T.V..  required 
attendance  of  Sabbath  School 
and  Church,  and  being  locked 


in  nightly.  So,  how  about 
letting  the  individual  chose 
what  music  he  likes  and  let 
them  chose  to  see  that  person 
or  group  if  they  so  desire.  As 
long  as  the  night  check  rules 
are  not  disobeyed.  If  we  don't 
make  any  of  our  decisions 
today,  then  how  can  we  be 
expected  to  make  informed 
decisions  in  the  future. 

Sincerely, 
RoyceJ.  Earp 


Blood  Assurance  Comes  Again 


On  November  15  and  16, 
from  9:00  a.m.  to  6:00  p.m.. 
Blood  Assurance  will  be  mak- 
ing its  second  appearance  this 
year  asking  for  blood  donors. 

Blood  Assurance  is  asking 
that  students  be  at  least 
seventeen  years  of  age  and 
weigh  at  least  110  pounds. 
Donors  should  be  in  good 
health,  free  from  colds,  and 
never  had  hepatitis.  If  you've 
been  in  a  country  within  the 
past  3  years  where  malaria  is 
very  present,  it  has  been 
asked  that  you  not  donate  at 
this  time. 

Blood    Assurance    is    a 
volunteer  organizational   ser- 


vice that  serves  eastern  Ten- 
nessee and  northern  Georgia 
by  providing  blood  to  area 
hospitals.  One  of  the  best 
benefits  from  giving  blood  to 
this  organization  is  that  your 
parents  will  be  covered  for  one 
year  with  free  blood. 

Collegiate  Adventists  for 
Better  Living  (CABL)  is  spon- 
soring this  blood-donating 
program  here  on  campus. 
T-shiris  and  free  refreshments 
will  be  given  to  all  contribut 
ing  donors. 

Faculty  and  staff,  as  well  as 
students,  are  urged  to  donate 
if  at  all  possible. 


Women  of  SC  Calendar  In  the  Planning 


"We're  going  to  sell  as  much 
sex  as  is  reasonable."  stated 
Mark  Newmeyer.  "It's  just  an 


:xpe 


but 


hoping  it  will  sell  well  and 
make  a  profit  for  the  SA." 

Newmeyer  is  talking  about 
The  Women  of  SC  Calendar 
that  should  be  out  for  sale 
around  December  15.  It  will 
be  a  12  month  calendar, 
beginning  with  January  1984, 
and  will  depict  12  of  the 
best  women  who  attend 
Southern  College.  The  only 
other  requirement  for  the  girls 
is  that  they  cannot  be  engaged 
or  married:  however,  even 
dating  seriously  will  not 
eliminate  a  girl  from  the 
line-up. 


All  twelve  \ 
chosen  by 


Christmas  Tree  To  Be 


hi  E.O. 

After  checking  the  height  and 
condition  of  the  tree  that  has 
been  planted  in  the  mall  in 
front  of  Wright  Hall,  it  has 
been  decided  that  our  cords 
and  lights  are  too  heavy  for 
this  young  tree.  Accordingly  a 
taller  tree  will  be  set  in  the 
concrete-lined  hole  directly 
behind  this  living  tree,  as  was 
done  last  year. 


)men  have  been 
secret  all-male 
committee  and  their  names 
will  be  kept  quiet  until  the 
published  calendar  is  pre- 
sented to  the  students  for  sale. 
According  to  Mark 
Newmeyer,  the  photographer 
for  the  project,  several  poses 
of  each  "pin-up"  will  be  taken 
and  the  best  photo  will  be 
used  in  the  calendar.  Should 
one  month's  subject  decline 
the  "honor",  the  committee 
will  choose  another  from  their 
list. 


Glenn  McElroy.  SA 
President,  said  that  the  idea 
had  been  tossed  around  last 
year  by  the  SA  officers,  but 
the  idea  came  too  late  to  really 
get  anything  done.  While  it  is 
true  that  La  Sierra  has  one 
with  their  best  women  and  one 
with  their  best  men,  very  few 
students  here  have  seen  one. 
The  "pin-up"  calendar  will 
not  be  an  academic  calendar, 
nor  is  it  sponsored  by  the 
administration.  It  is  totally 
the  responsibility  of  the  SA 
and  they  will  fund  it.  Accord- 
ing to  McElroy,  it  is  totally  a 
money-making  project.  "You 
must  invest  money  to  make 
money."  McElroy  claimed. 
"We  hope  to  make  $1700.00 
on  this  investment,  and  that  is 
only  by  selling  1000 
calendars." 

Newmeyer  will  also  be  in 
charge  of  the  layout  and 
graphicsof  the  experiment.  It 
is  still  termed  an  "experi- 
ment" because  the  success  or 
failure  of  this  project  will  be 
the  deciding  factor  towards 
another  one  next  year,  and 
possibly  a  Men  of  SC  Calendar 
for  the  women  students. 

"We're  rushing  to  get 
everything  finished  so  that  we 
can  meet  our  deadline,"  spoke 


Newmyer.  "We  have  asked 
Dean  Schlisner  to  be  an 
unofficial  advisor  for  the 
calendar."  However,  this  is 
not  to  make  the  students 
blame  him  for  anything.  If 
there  are  any  complaints,  the 
SA  takes  full  responsibility  for 
the  calendar  and  the  pictures. 
According  to  Newmeyer.  "we 
hope  there  will  be  a  few  swim 
suit  shots"  but  at  this  point 
the  only  certainties  are  the 
girls  themselves,  and  they 
don't  even  know  yet.  How- 
ever, because  of  the  time 
factor,  pictures  will  have  to  be 
taken  in  the  next  two  weeks  so 
each  "month"  should  know 
pretty  soon  if  she  has  been 
chosen  for  the  first  calendar  of 
its  type  at  Southern  College. 

The  calendars  will  probably 
sell  for  at  least  $3.00  a  piece, 
maybe  more.  Another  student 
heavily  involved  in  the  project 
is  Greg  Culpepper.  He  will  be 
in  charge  of  the  marketing  and 
promotion.  According  to  costs 
and  prices,  if  500  calendars 
are  sold  for  $3.00  each,  the 
initial  investment  will  be 
repaid.  Any  more  calendars 
sold  will  be  simply  profit  for 
the  SA. 


AU  President  Resigns 


Transported 

Tuesday  evening,    November!  ;ff;;*tire  December  31?r983' 


Joseph  G.  Smoot  announced 
his  resignation  as  President  of 
Andrews  Univesity  to  a 
specially  called  faculty  meet- 
ing on  October  31.  The 
gnation     will 


29. 


In  all  probability  a  new ' 
system  of  cords  and  lights  will 
have  to  be  selected  for  use 
with  the  living  tree.  It  may  be 
that  some  of  the  adjacent 
trees  and  bushes  will  be 
decorated  also.  One  idea  is  to 
use  an  "expandable"  pole 
with  a  star  on  top.  As  the  tree 
grows  taller  each  year,  the 
pole  supporting  the  star  can 
be  extended.  The  electric 
wires  that  are  presently  in  use 
are  much  too  thick  and  heavy 
(in  a  word,  obsolete)  and 
would  definitely  wear  down 
and  break  the  branches  of  any 
living  tree.  In  any  case  we  will 
That  will  give  the  group  who  have  a  campus  tree  this  year 
will  string  up  the  lights  a  week  and  next  year.  That  tree  plus 
or  so  before  Thanksgiving  to  the  many  other  seasonal  ef- 
get  that  task  completed  so  that  fects  will  help  to  make  Christ- 
all  will  be  in  readiness  for  the  mas  at  SC  the  pleasant  lime 
Tree  Lighting   Ceremony   on      that  it  is. 


The  Christmas  Tree  has 
already  been  selected  from  a 
farm  north  of  Ooltewah  and 
will  be  brought  to  the  campus 
and  put  up  sometime  on 
Thursday,  November  10.  It 
will  be  about  30-35  ft.  in 
heighth. 


Smoot  has  served  AU  in 
various  capacities  since  1968, 
and  the  last  seven  of  those  as 
its  president.  In  his  speech  to 
the  faculty.  Smoot  maintained 
that  he  would  be  vindicated  of 
the  charges  held  against  him 
concerning  the  incident  in 
Silver  Spring,  MD  earlier  in 
October.  He  also  stated  that 
his  resignation  removed  the 
matter  from  the  university  as 


one  of  its  concerns  in  order  to 
allow  the  school  "to  continue 
its  orderly  service  to  its  many 
publics." 

Smoot  is  a  professor  of 
history  and  has  held  the 
position  of  Dean  of  the  School 
of  Graduate  Studies  as  well  as 
Vice  President  for  Academic 
Administration  in  his  years  at 
Andrews.  He  is  only  the  third 
president  to  serve  the  school 
since  it  became  a  university  in 
1960;  however,  he  is  the  19th 
president  since  the  founding 
of  the  institution  in  Battle 
Creek  in  1874. 


Smoot  is  a  graduate  of 
Southern  College,  from  the 
class  of  1955.  He  has  since 
completed  two  graduate 
degrees  in  history  at  the 
University  of  Kentucky  in 
Lexington;  a  master  of  arts  in 
1958  and  Ph.D.  in  1964. 
Before  going  to  Andrews  in 
'68,  Smoot  taught  at  Columbia 
Union  College  as  an  associate 
professor  of  history  and  also 
served  as  CUC's  Academic 
Dean  for  three  years. 

In  his  final  words,  Smoot 
expressed  his  gratefulness  for 
the  confidence  of  the  students, 
faculty.  staff.  and 

administration     of     Andrews 
University. 


November  10.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/S 


Adventist  Forum  Meets  Sabbath 


■"What  Happens  to  a  Church 
Mfter  the  Death  of  Its  Lead- 
Tr?"  will  be  the  question 
iplored  at  the  meeting  of  the 
tllegedale  Chapter  of  the 
■dventist  Forums  on  Sabbath, 
ovember  12.     The  featured 


speaker.  Dr.  Daniel  Augsbur- 
ger  of  Andrews  University, 
will  be  concentrating  his  anal- 
ysis on  the  story  of  Lutheran- 
ism  after  Luther's  death  and 
on  the  controversies  that  sub- 
sequently arose.    Further  im- 


oUcations  will  be  discussed  in 
the  questions  and  answer  per- 
iod. 

A  native  of  Switzerland,  Dr. 
Augsburger  holds  a  B.A.  from 
Columbia  Union  College;   an 

M.    Div.   from    Andrews 


M.A.    and    Ph.D.    from    the       The  meetings  will  be  held  at 

University  of  Michigan;  and  a  the  Collegedale  Academy  aud- 

Dr.    es-Sc.     Rel.     from     the  itorium  from  3:00-5:00  p.m. 

University  of  Strasbourg.    He  All    interested    persons    are 

is  presently  professor  of  his-  invited  to  attend, 

torieal   theology   of  the   Sev-  ducting  courses  for  Adventist 

enth-day  Adventist  Seminary  workers  in  many  parts  of  the 

and  travels   extensively   con-  world  field. 


Results 


The  results  of  the  Name 
Quesrionaire  printed  in  a  pre- 
vious issue  of  The  Southern 
Accent  were  tabulated  by  the 
Staff  and  are  as  follows; 
I 

SC-5 
SAC- 18 
DC -27 

Only  2Z  students  responded; 
ojiy  17  faculty  responded. 
Ainost  an  equal  number  of 
men  as  women  answered  and 
lalire  seniors  responded  than 
aiiy  other  class. 

ffhere  were  some  write-in 
HBponses.  mostly  asking  to  go 
bftik  to  Southern  Missionary 
(Hlege. 

'•These  responses  will  be 
foBvarded  on  to  Clay  Farwell, 
Pifsident  of  the  Kentucky- 
T^nessee  Conference  and 
Clfeirman  for  the  Name 
Change  Committee. 


t 

"They  Went 

That-A-Way" 

«y^hlrley  HoDklnS 

■Riis  Saturday  night,  Novem- 
"wn.  the  cafeteria  at  South- 
"11  College  will  be  having  its 
second  movie  feature  of  the 
year. 

The  movie,  entitled  "They 
Went  That-A-Way".  starring 
"Jl  Conway,  will  be  shown 
™«  in  the  main  hall  of  the 
"feteria.  There  will  be  no 
"wiission  charge,  but  pizza, 
*IPS.  soda,  and  ice  cream  will 
'e  sold  by  the  cafeteria  before 
™0  during  the  first  movie, 
fid  before  the  second  show- 
"■S-  Doors  will  be  opened  at 
'W  p.m.  and  the  movie  will 
•^'"at  7:30  p.m. 

Tllere  are  plans  for  one  more 
J^a/ Movie    this    semester, 

°*ever  sources  would  not 
?*=al  the  name  of  the  movie 
™'*''«one. 


IT'S  NOVEMBER 


•All  those  gorgeous  autumn  leaves  are  falling  and  piling  up 
on  lawns,  in  ditches,  and  in  eaves  troughs; 

•The  defoliated  trees  stand  like  sentinels  against  the 
darkening  sky  revealing  branches  (sinews  of  inner  strength) 
of  their  true  construction; 

•Everyone  is  remodeling,  renovating,  or  repairing:  the 
Collegedale  Church,  the  Campus  Kitchen,  Eastgate  and 
Northgate  Malls,  all  the  interstates,  and  most  restaurants; 

•Students  suddenly  have  a  feeling  of  urgency  when  they 
realize  that  there  are  only  about  four  weeks  of  actual  school 
left  in  this  semester--"When  will  we  ever  get  those  papers 
and  projects  completed?" 

•The  concert,  reception,  and  celebration  : 

•College  football  is  ending  (the  sportscasters  are  already 
predicting  who  will  be  in  the  bowl  games),   professional 
football  is  still  scrambling,  and  basketball  and  hockey  i 
suddenly  in  the  limelight; 

•The  first  wisps  of  fireplace  smoke  are  curling  off  the  tops  of 
chimneys,  people  are  stacking  wood  on  the  back  porch,  and 
inside  they  are  arranging  cornucopia  baskets  filled  with  shiny 
gourds,  apples,  grapes,  and  dried  corn-it's  Thanksgiving 
is  right  around  the 


5/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  10,  1983 


Time  Out 


Donehoo 

Easley 

Soler 

Montiperto 

Barzey 

Mixon 


Dickerhoff 

Barzey 

Adams 

Belden 

Durby 

Stone 


.     LOOK! 

:upto30%  OHforSDA's; 

150  Bicycles 
to  choose  from 

FULL  LINE 
OF  BICYCLE  ACCESSORIES 

Including 
Cannondale  «  Ross  »  Univega 


Echo  Weed  Trimmers 

Lawn  Boy  Mowers 

Kero-Sun  Heaters 

Wesland  Stoves 

(Wood  or  coal  burning  stoves) 


Nike 

RIdgeview 

Bill  Rodgers 

Speedo  Sportswear 
and  Equipment 

New 'Balance 
Vans  BMX  Shoes     Running  Apparel 
Asahi  Aerobic  Clothing 

Buffalo  Shirt  Brooks 

Mink  Oil  Running  Apparel 

with  Silicone      Jogging  Wear 

Scott's  Bicycle 

Take  2nd  Cleveland  exit,  then»fake  left, 
then  at  light  make  a  right,  500  yards  on  left. 

Open  Daily  9-6,  Open  Sunday  1-3 
Ciosed  Saturday 


472-9881 


Players  of  the  Week 
'A'  League 
'B'  League 
Women's  League 


"A"  LEAGUE  STANDINGS 


MEN'S  "B"  EAST 


"A"  LEAGUE  SCORING 


Player  Team 

Royce  Earp  (Culpepper) 

Eric  Mock  (Dickerhoff) 

Laurie  Cotham  (Adams) 


MEN'S  "B"  LEAGUE  WEST 


Roberts 

Ferguson 

Culpepper 

Gibbon 

Robinson 

Sentelle 

Malin 


Team  TD  XP  PTS. 

(Culpepper)  17  6  108 

(O'Brien)  11  3  69 

(Stone)  11  0  65 

(O'Brien)  9  4  58 

(Culpepper)  6  7  43 

(Stone)  6  2  38 

(Culpepper)  5  3  33 

(Durby)  5  1  3, 

(O'Brien)  4  4  28 

(Stone)  4  3  27 


Richardson 

Soler 

Montiperto 

Jewett 

Estrada 


WOMEN'S  STANDINGS 

W  1 

Donehoo             5  1 

Adams                4  2 

Laurencell          4  2 

Easley                 1  5 

Belden                0  5 


"B"  LEAGUE  SCORING 

Player  Team 

Mock  (Dickerhoff) 

Murphy  (Richardson) 

Lonto  (DickerhofO 

Dickerhoff  (Dickerhoff) 

Hammer  (Soler) 


Mixon 
Cole 


(Barzey) 

(Soler) 

(Estrada) 


TD    XP     PIS- 
12      4        76 


5       0        3» 


McDonald      (Richardson) 
Martin  (Dickerhoff) 


/ 

_o6   LIKE  JON 

November  10,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


Recently,     I    have    bi 
involved    in    some     rather 
significant  scientific  discover- 
ies that    affect    everyone    on 
campus  and   perhaps   all   of 
mankind.  Let  me  back  up  and 
explain. 
k       A   few   weeks   ago   I   was 
I  studying  in  the  lobby  of  the 
I  dorm  during  the  wee  hours  of 
I  the   morning.       I    was    soon 
I  joined  by  a  buddy,  carrying  a 
large  load  of  books. 
"Test  tomorrow?"  I  asked  as 
I  he    settled    down    for    what 
I  appeared  would  be  a  lengthy 
I  stay. 

"Worse,"  he  grimly  replied. 

"My  roommate's  got  gas." 

"Mine  too."  I  said. 

"1  warned  him  not  to  eat  the 

I  lasagna. ' '   my   friend   said . 

I  "It's    not    the    lasagna, ' '    I 

I  countered.  "The  culprit  is  the 

■  broccoli." 

I  We  heatedly  debated  this 
;  for  awhile  until  we  were 
Ijoined  by  another  guy  who 
Iwalked    in    sleepily    with    a 

■  blanket  and  flaked  out  on  a 
I  couch  and  shut  his  eyes. 


Roommate  got  gas? 
friend  shot  at  him.  The  guy 
jolted  upright,  wide  awake, 
with  a  look  of  amazement  on 
his  face.  "How  did  you 
know?" 

"Just  an  educated  guess," 
my  friend  told  him.  "We  too 
are  a  couple  of  virtual 
refugees."  he  added. 

"We're  having  a  little 
argument  here."  I  said,  point- 
ing to  my  friend.  "He  thinks 
we  have  the  lasagna  to  blame 
and  I  say  it's  the  broccoli. 
What  do  you  think?" 

The  newcomer  looked  pen- 
sive. "I  can't  honestly  answer 
that.  I'm  not  sure  what  Mr. 
St.  Helens  had  for  lunch." 

"For  the  sake  of  the  debate, 
would  you  run  and  ask  him? ' '  I 
requested. 

"No  way.  You're  really 
gross!"  the  guy  said.  "But  I 
will  call  him." 

When  the  fellow  returned 
from  the  phone  we  sat  down 
and  went  over  the  facts.  After 
several  minutes,  we  concluded 
that  a  combination  of  lasagna 
and  broccoli,  together,  caused 


gas.  However,  in  all  fairness, 
we  decided  not  to  pass  judge- 
ment (or  anything  else)  until 
we  had  more  data.  It  was 
decided  that  each  of  us  would 
conduct  on  opinion  poll  and 
see  if  others  agreed  with  our 
hypothesis. 

I  began  mine  the  next  day 
while  waiting  in  the  lunch  line. 

Realizing  that  most  people 
wouldn't  take  me  seriously,  1 
tried  to  maintain  a  solemn  and 
dignified  air.  (No  pun 
intended) 

I  questioned  several  people 
standing  in  line.  Many 
laughed  and  wisecracked, 
others  ignored  me.  but  a  few 
said  that  they  had  indeed 
discovered  that  a  combination 
of  lasagna  and  broccoli  caused 
gastric  disturbances. 

Needing  a  few  more 
opinions.  I  wandered  into  the 
cafeteria.  My  eyes  fell  on  my 
dream  girl,  an  absolutely 
gorgeous  creature  that  I  had 
been  dying  to  meet  for  some 

What  the  hey,  I  thought.  It 
would  probably  be   a   great 


icebreaker.  1  walked  over  and 
sat  down  across  from  her.  She 
smiled  sweetly. 
"Ah,  ah,  do  ah.  do  you  think 
that  eating  ah,  er  ah  lasagna 
together  with  broccoli  causes 
ah,  ah  gas?"  I  haltingly  asked 
her. 


"Do  I  think  WHAT?"  She 
looked  dazed.  I  repeated  my 
inquiry.  "Listen  creep,  take 
off."  she  said  as  the  smile 
slipped  from  her  face. 

I  got  up  and  stomped  out  of 
the  cafeteria.  "That's  just 
fine  with  me."  I  consoled 
myself,  "she  can  just  find  out 
the  hard  way." 

On  the  way  out  of  the 
building  I  met  my  dream  girl's 
roommate  heading  for  lunch. 

Feeling  vendictive  I  said  to 
her,  "Be  sure  and  take  the 
lasagna  and  broccoli,  they're 
both  really  good  today." 
"Why  thank  you  for  the  tip," 
she  earnestly  replied.  "Don't 
mention  it."  I  mumbled, 
already  feeling  a  bit  quilty. 
The  last  part  of  our  survey  we 
decided      needed      to      be 


scientific.  So  we  presented 
our  findings  to  a  mutual  friend 
of  ours,  who's  a  Chemistry 
major.  He  listened  to  our 
theory  and  told  us  he'd  get 
back  to  us  after  some 
experiments. 

Several  days  later  he  called 
us  into  Hackman.  All  he  did 
was  point  to  a  blackboard 
covered  with  all  sorts  of 
calculations  and  scribblings. 
At  the  bottom,  underlined  in 
red  chalk  was  this  simple 
formula:    Las  +  Broc2  =  gas. 

"Eureka! ' '  my  friend 
screamed  when  he  read  it.  "I 
knew  it!  I  knew  it"  he  yelled, 
jumping  up  and  down. 

Always  cautious,  I  asked  our 
scientist  friend  if  he  thought 
the  formula  should  be 
classified  for  national  security 
sake. 

He  assured  me  that  there  was 
no  need.  He  did.  however, 
suggest  that  the  cafeteria 
could  place  a  sign  stating: 
"Warning  the  Surgeon 
General  has  determined  that 
eating  lasagna  and  broccoli 
produces  gas." 


ICIassifieds  Cont'd. 


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mvonderful  dayl  Thanks  for 
■being  such  a  good  friend. 

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jup  the  definition  of  "cynic" 
fin  Webster's  Collegiate  Die 
Vionary,  you  might  have 
■saved  yourself  quite  a  bit  of 
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You're  the  greatest  secret 
brother  in  the  world  and  a 
greater  friend. 

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Free  room,  1  meal,  and 
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"Marianne" 

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Dear  Xochitl, 

WTiy  don't  you  write  me 
Xcohitl  only  seven  letters  but 
I'm  begging  you  please. 
Have  you  found  another 
secret  brother  who  swept 
you  off  of  your  feet? 

Dear  Heathcliff, 

Thanks  for  the  tip  on 
martial  arts  but  we've  decid- 
ed to  try  boxing.  Care  to  join 
us?  Oh  -  but  that  might 
endanger  your  "oh  so  p-r-e- 
t-t-y-.  p-r-e-t-t-y  face!" 

Dee  and  Holly 

Hunter  Art  Museum  will  be 
sponsoring  a  reception  for 
the  opening  of  Alan  Camp- 
bell Watercolors  on  Sunday. 
November  13.  from  1:30  to 
3:30  p.m.  The  display  will 
continue  through  December 
31. 

Do  you  need  papers  typed? 
Just  call  238-2139  for  profes- 
sionally typed  papers  at  a 
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FM  90.5  WSMC  is  sponsor- 
ing a  Christmas  Poetry  Con- 
test for  poets  of  al!  ages. 
Twelve  winners  will  be  chos- 
en from  three  categories. 
The  categories  are:  12  years 
of  age  and  under,  13  to  18 
years  of  age  and  over  18 
years  of  age.  Three  runners 
up  and  a  top  winner  will  be 
taken  from  each  category. 

Prizes  will  be  awarded  to 
Also,  each  of 
ng  poems  will  be 
the    air    and    the 
;  may  choose  to  read 
their  own  poems. 

To  enter  one  must  write 
ONE  poem  about  any  aspect 
of  Christmas.  It  should  be  4 
to  16  lines  long  and  typed  or 
printed.  The  entry  must 
include  the  person's  name, 
age  (or  age  category)  and 
phone  number.  Enfries  can 
be  submitted  by  writing  to 
CHRISTMAS  IN  POETRY 
FM  90.5  WSMC.  P.O.  Box 
870,  Collegedale.  TN  37315, 
or  by  bringing  the  entry  to 
the  studios  of  WSMC  on  the 
third  floor  of  Lynnwood  Hall. 
The  deadline  for  the  contest 
is  December  5,  1983.  A 
program  featuring  all  win- 
ning poems  will  be  broadcast 
on  Christmas  Day. 

To  Bill  &  Iron, 
Never  forget  the  TODl 
Your  partner  in  crime. 


Thursday  Nov.  10,  The 
Behavioral  Sciences  Club 
will  sponsor  a  seminar  on 
Transactional  Analysis, 
stress,  and  Depression  con- 
ducted by  Joseph  Blanco  in 
SH  105  at  7:00  pm.  This  is 
the  first  in  a  series  and  is 
open  to  anyone  interested. 
Students  will  receive  1  point 
worship  credit.  These  se- 
minars are  required  for  the 
voluntary  community  service 
project.  Enhance  your  ed- 
ucation!  See  you  there! 

If  you  feel  the  need  to  talk 
to  someone  about  your  pro- 
blems and  there  doesn't 
seem  to  be  anyone  listen- 
ing-call 266-8228.  This  is  a 
Christian  Teleministry  out- 
reach program.  There  is 
someone  there  24  hours  a 
day,  7  days  a  week.  They 
care  about  you  and  will 
listen,  just  ■dial  the  word 
C-0-N-T-A-C-T-. 

A  question  to  ponder: 
Roses  are  red, 
Violets  are  blue 
Mr.  Haluska, 
What's  wrong  with  you? 

Come  out  and  join  the 
Behavioral  Sciences  Club  for 
vespers  on  Friday,  Nov.  11 
at  7:30  p.m.  We  will  meet 
by  the  fireplace  in  the 
Student  Center  for  an  in- 
formal program. 


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I  Volume  39,  Number  10 


Southern  College.  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


SC  Girls  Calendar  Clarified 

[ccent  Interviews  Mark  Newmyer 


■   Why  don't  you  begin  correctly.     Some  of  the  pic- 

)  clarifymg  your  first  state-  tures  have  been  taken  already 

>;   last    week's   Accent  and  are  wholesome  and  we  dc 

\irticie?  not  foresee  any  opposition." 

"It    was    totally 
misleading,    and    I   apologize 

misunderstanding. 
[There  was  never  any  intention 
)  either  produce  a  "pin-up" 
alendar  or  try  to  get  away 
much  as  we  could, 
ntentions  were  to 
;  a  calendar  that  no 
Itudent  or  faculty  member 
>uld  be  embarrased  to  hang 
|n  the  wall.  As  a  matter  of 
pet,  this  project  was  intended 
ome  a  tradition  at 
Bouthem  College." 


photo   for    each 
approved  by 


\.  --  We've  heard  that 
re  has  been  some  negative 
'ction  to  the  idea.  Why  do 
I  think  this  is  so? 


rk      --      "I  think   it    was 

ause        the        students 

understood  the  whole  pro- 

.   The  calendar  was  never 

intended  to    be    a    "pin-up" 

[product.    The  article  did  not 

epresent      the       calendar 


endeavor? 

Mark        --        "I    personally 
approached  S.A. 

President  Glenn  M  cElroy 
about  the  calendar  several 
weeks  ago.  Ater  consulting 
with  the  other  officers.  Elder 
K.  R.  Davis,  and  Dean  Everett 
Schlisner,  McElroy  gave  the 
okay  for  SA  financial  backing. 
My  understanding  is  that  tfie 
SA  has  $3,000  set  aside  for 
Contingencies  and  Projects, 
and  $1,500  of  that  has  been 
pledged  to  this  project. 
McElroy  stated  that  the  profit 
was  badly  needed  to  help  in 
the  replacement  of  a  photo- 
typesetter  for  The  Southern 
Accent." 


S.A. 

taking  pictures. 


When  you  finish 
will  the  final 


Mark    --    "As  it  stands  now, 
the  photos  willhe  approved  by 


S.A.  —  How  did  you  choose 
the  twelve  "best"  girls? 

Mark  -  "First  of  all,  how  can 
one  say  that  there  are  twelve 
"best"  women  on  the  campus 
of  SC?  If  there  were,  how 
would  anyone  know  who  they 
were?  A  committee  of 
gentlemen  in  Talge  Hall,  after 
much  heavy  debate,  selected 
what  they  felt  were  12  of  the 
most  photogenic  women  on 
campus.  It  wasn't  easy.  The 
selections  have  been  made 
and.  for  their  own  good,  the 
committee       will       remain 


S.A.  -  What  is  the  caletuiar 
going  to  actually  be  like  when 
it  is  all  finished? 


Mark    --    "The  calendar  will  enjoy  this  year's  calendar  so 

depict  twelve  beautiful  women  much  that  it  will   become  a 

in  a  very  wholesome  way.   It  is  popular  tradition  at  Southern 

going  to  be  a  professional  and  College.  Hopefully,  the  ftiture 

tasteful    product    that    every  will  allow  us  to  have  a  Men  of 

student  at  SC  will  be  proud  of.  SC    calendar    as    well    as    a 

We  hope  that  the  students  will  Women  of  SC  calendar. 


)rchestra  Features  Linda  Im  in  Concert  ^»Bre„d 

Saturday  night,  November  will  be  presenting  a  concert  in  Tickets  may  be  purchased  for 
_9,  at  8:00  p.m..  the  Southern  Ackerman  Auditorium.  The  ^^100  on  I.D.  cards  at  the 
College  Symphony  Orchestra      Orchestra     will     be     playing 

pieces    by    such    artists    as 

Mendelssohn  and  Tchaikovsky 

and    also    the    well-known 

theme  from  Star  Wars. 

The  concert  will  feature 
Linda  Im  con  cert  mis  tress  of 
the  Orchestra.  She  has  played 
with  the  orchestra  for  four 
years.  Linda  is  a  Senior  and  is 
pursuing  a  career  in  Nursing 
and  music.  She  began  playing 
the  violin  at  age  six  and  took 
lessons  at  Los  Angeles  Music 
and  Arts  School.  She  was  also 
associate  concertmistress  in  the 
Florida  Youth  Symphony 
Orchestra  and  performed  with 
them  for  four  years.  Linda 
also  plays  the  organ  and 
clarinet,  which  she  played  in 
the  Southern  College  CboceH 
Band  for  two  years. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/Navember  17.  1983 


Editorial 


Thanksgiving  is  always  a  special  time  at  our  house.  Our 
relatives  are  too  far  away  to  get  togetftr  for  thisoccasion,  so 
we  used  to  invite  some  friends  over  and  make  a  big  day  out  trf 
it. 

It  became  a  tradition.  We  always  planned  on  it  and  we 
always  had  a  good  time.  We  still  do,  even  though  we've 
moved  and  can't  have  the  same  friends  over  for 
TTianksgiving  dinner. 

There  were  always  lots  of  things  to  be  thankful  for;  and 
there  still  are.  Many  are  the  same  ones  we've  always  been 
thankful,  such  as  food,  clothes,  famiv.  and  friends. 

New  ones  include  new  friends.books,  a  job,  and  of  course, 
graduation  in  May.  Your  list  may  be  totaDy  different  from 
mine,  but  we  can  all  honestly  say  that  there  is  something  to 
be  thankful  for. 

If  you  have  mn  out  of  ideas,  try  these  on  for  size: 

1.  Christ's  all-conquering  love. 

2.  The  frees  are  still  beautiful.  (Come  see  the  view  from  my 

3.  Thanksgiving  vacation  is  next  week. 

4.  The  Accent  only  has  15  mtre  issues  to  go. 

5.  Christmas  is  just  around  the  comer. 


THE  STORY  OF 


i  llianksgivingl 


Souiherni^Jiccent 

Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

Layout  Editor 

Brenda  Hess 

Sports  Editor 

Dick  Bird 

Religion  Editor 

Jerry  Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Keith  Shaw 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Typesetters 

Lesa  Hoth 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morton 

Columnists 

Joe  Denney 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Reporters 

Mike  Battistone 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Boh  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Michelle  Lawler 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

Advisor 

V 

The  Southern  Accsnl  Is 

Souihern  College  and  Is 

eleased  each  Thursday  wlih  the 

Soolhern  College,  Ihe  Se 

I    adverllsers. 

J 

a   GARFIELD® 


JLetters 


Dear  Editor, 

As  an  avid  sauna  user,  I  read 
with  great  dismay  of  the  plans 
to  close  the  Talge  Hall  sauna. 
A  $6,000  electric  bill  for  the 
sauna  is  quite  a  large  expense, 
I  agree,  and  I  would  like  to 
suggest  some  alternative 
ideas  to  help  correct  the 
problem. 

One  idea  would  be  to  make 
the  sauna  available  to  That- 
cher, as  well  as  Talge  resi- 
dents. A  small  user-fee  (.25  or 
.50)  cou  Id  be  implemented 
which  would  generate  funds  to 
help  offset  the  cost  of  the 
electricity.  If  this  idea  be- 
comes popular,  it  is  quite 
possible  that  the  sauna  could 


be  operated  with  a  profit. 

If  this  idea  is  not  feasible, 
certain  methods  may  be  im- 
plemented to  curtail  the 
amount  of  electricity  used  in 
the  operation  of  the  sauna. 
The  sauna  is  large  enough  to 
hold  10-15  people ,  and  by 
operating  the  sauna  only  dur- 
ing specific  hours,  8-12  p.m., 
would  prevent  injudicious  use 
by  a  smaller  group  of  people 
maximizing  it's  cost  effective- 

The  sauna  is  now  operated  by 
manually  turning  a  switch  on 
and  off.  A  common  occur- 
rence is  that  the  last  person 
out  of  the  sauna  forgets  to  turn 
the  switch  off.  The  sauna  then 


runs  throughout  the  night. 
The  installation  of  an  inexpen- 
sive timing  device  would  cor- 
rect this  problem  and  conserve 
precious  energy  and  money  by 
automatically  turning  the 
sauna  off. 

The  use  of  drugs  and  alcohol 
in  today's  society  has  become 
more  and  more  prevalent  a 
means  of  relaxation.  The  use 
of  the  sauna  is  a  healthy 
alternative  and  by  using  one  of 
these  suggested  ideas,  the 
closing  of  the  sauna  can  be 
prevented. 


Sincerely. 
James  Gershon 


Dear  Editor. 

I  read  the  article  in  the 
November  10,  1983  Southern 
Accent  pertaining  to  the 
"Women  of  SC"  calendar 
with  no  small  amount  of 
interest.  To  say  the  least.  I 
was  quite  shocked.  After 
considering  the  proposal  for 
some  time,  I  would  now  like  to 
state   my  total   opposition   to 


this  project  for  the  following 
reasons  : 

1)  In  the  very  first  sentence 
we  have  a  quote  saying: 
"We're  going  to  sell  as  much 
sex  as  reasonable."  In  my 
opinion,  the  selling,  i.e.  ex- 
ploitation, of  sex  is  never 
reasonable,  no  matter  what 
the  form.  This  action  flies 
directly  in  the  face  of  the  basic 


Christian  principles  of  the 
SDA  church  on  which  this 
school  was  founded. 
2)  In  this  day  and  age,  I  find  it 
reprehensible  that  any  publi- 
cation bearing  the  name 
"Southern  College"  would 
consider  treating  either  sex  as 
mere  "pin-up's"  rather  than 
as  intelligent  individuals  seek- 


by  Jim  Davis 


November  17,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Kefledion  Writing 


I  remember  it  well.  I  had 
just  finished  working  in  the 
fields  for  the  day  and  was 
ready  to  leave.  My  life  was 
fading  and  I  felt  so  alone. 
The  nearest  young  lady  was 
a  full  day's  drive  away. 

My  father  was  studying  his 
Sabbath  School  lesson  in  his 
room.  I  was  anxious.  I  had 
to  leave  soon.  I  wanted  to 
run  to  him  and  hold  him,  but 
I  just  didn't  care  anymore. 
He  pointed  to  a  small  wood- 
en chair  in  the  corner  of  the 
room.  I  sat  down. 

"Father,  there's  a  world 
out  there  with  so  much  to  see 
and  so  much  to  learn.  I  want 
to  start  a  life  for  myself.    If 


you'll  just  give  me  what  is 
mine,  and  your  blessing,  I'll 
be  on  my  way.  But,  even  if 
you  don't  bless  my  journey. 
I'll  go  anyway. " 

"Son,  I've  always  tried  to 
do  my  best  for  you  and  have 
given  you  my  love,  but  if  you 
must  leave  home,  leave  with 
the  blessing  of  God." 
A  few  days  later,  I  was  well 
into  my  travels  when  I  met 
a  man  who  didn't  have  much 
to  say,  but  he  did  give  me  a 
few  glimpses  of  city  life  and 
about  some  of  the  women  he 
had  met. 

I  asked  him,  "Isn't  that 
sinful?" 

He  just  smiled  and  said. 


"No,  it  isn't  that  bad." 
A  few  days  later  we  were  in 
the  city,  laughing  and  meet- 
ing many  nice  women.  The 
night  life  and  good  times 
kept  me  busy  for  several 
months,  even  years.  I  forget 
how  long  it  really  was.  My 
father  had  given  me  a  lot  of 
money,  but  it  finally  ran  out, 
along  with  my  "friends". 

Then  a  famine  hit  and 
starvation  was  everywhere. 
There  wasn't  a  job  to  be 
found.  I  walked  the  streets 
and  competed  with  beggars 
for  my  food.  I  finally  found  a 
job  feeding  pigs.  I  wasn't 
treated  too  kindly,  and  1  had 
to  sleep  in  the  bam.     The 


bread  I  ate  was  old  and  hard. 
It  wasn'  t  long  before  1 
began  dreaming  of  home. 

"The  servants  there  are 
treated  much  better  than 
this.  I  will  go  home  and  ask 
my  father  if  he'll  take  me  on 
as  a  servant,  because  I  am 
no  longer  worthy  to  be  in  his 
family,"  Ithought. 

It  didn't  take  too  long  to 
pack  my  things.  I  left  with 
what  I  wore,  which  by  this 
time  was  merely  rags. 
While  on  the  road,  I  prayed 
that  I  still  had  a  home. 

I  was  almost  there.  I  could 
see  the  house.  My  father 
just  stood  by  the  front  door 
and    stared.    Then    he    ran 


"Father,  I've  sinned; 
heaven's  ashamed.  I'm  no 
longer  worthy  to  be  in  your 
family.  I've  learned  that  my 
home  is  where  you  are.  Oh, 
father,  please  take  me  back, 

"Bring  the  best  clothes  and 
put  them  on  my  son.  Put 
shoes  on  his  feet.  This  is  my 
son  whom  I'd  thought  had 
died!  Prepare  a  feast.  My 
son  is  alive!  My  son  was 
dead,  now  he's  alive!     My 


lost. 


he's 


Letters  Continued  .  .  . 

ing  professional  training   for  whereby  the  SA  became  invoi- 

thecareer  of  their  choice.  The  ved  in  this  project.     Of  the 

idea  of  second  class  citizens  student    body    of    1600    plus 

has  no  place  whatsoever  on  students,  all  of  which  pay  SA 

this  campus.  dues,  approximately  ten  per- 
sons,     namely      President 

3)  My  final  point  of  disagree-  McElroy    and    his    executive 

ment  lies  with  the  procedure  board,  made  the  decision  to 


gamble  on  estimated  $1500  of 
these  dues  on  this  project. 
Furthermore,  the  SA  Senate, 
which  should  have  control 
over  SA  funds,  was  not  con- 
sulted as  a  body  in  any  way, 
until  after  the  final  decision 
had  been  made.  As  a  senator 
myself,  I  find  the  forced 
inability  to  represent  my  con- 
stituoits,  properly,  highly  dis- 


tressing. 

In  writing  this  letter  I 
realize  that  not  everyone  will 
share  my  opinion  on  the  issue, 
and  that  is  to  be  expected. 
But,  I  firmly  believe  that  the 
underlying  principle  behind 
this  letter  needs  to  be  consi- 
dered by  everyone  involved. 
Any  action  connected  with  this 
school  in  any  way,  shape,  or 


form,  should  fully  represent 
the  ideals  of  this  school,  and 
should  attempt  to  be  beyond 
criticism  and  reproach  in  areas 
such  as  this.  It  is  my  opinion 
that  the  SA  officers  have  not 
taken  this  into  proper  consid- 
eration .  I  hope  those  who  read 
this  letter  will. 

Sincerely  yours, 

Russell  S.  Duerksen 

SA  Senator,  Precinct  #4 


I 


Dear  Editor, 

I'm  not  really  writing  this 
letter  in  reply  to  anyone  in 
particular,  but  fi-om  reading 
past  letters  I  get  a  funny 
feeling  that  there  are  a  num- 
ber of  students  here  that  are 
dissatisfied  with  some  of  the 
policies  set  forth  by  this 
school. 


All  sarcasm  aside,  I'd  like  to 
share  a  few  things  that  have 
helped  me  to  understand  the 
wh\  s  of  SC  policy. 

Mc  justly  requires  obedience 
i<-<  His  laws  and  to  all  wise 
regulations  which  will  restrain 
and  guard  the  youth  from 
Saian  s  devices  and  lead  them 
i'l  paths  of  peace.  If  the  youth 
could  see  that  in  complying 
vviV/j  the  laws  and  regulations 
of  our  institutions,  they  are 
only  doing  that  which  will 
improve  their  standing  in  soci- 
^0'.  elevate  the  character, 
enable  the  mind,  and  increase 
their  happiness,  they  would 
not  rebel  qgainst  just  rules 
end  wholesome  requirements, 
nor  engage  in  creating  suspi- 
cion   and    prejudice    against 


these  institutions.  A  religious 
experience  is  gained  only 
through  conflict,  through  dis- 
appointment, through  severe 
discipline  of  self  and  through 
earnest  prayer.  " 

"Some  may  urge  that  if 
religious  teaching  is  to  be 
made  prominent,  our  school 
will  become  unpopular.    Very 


were  determined  to  have  their 
own  will  and  their  own  way,  it 
would  be  better  for  them  to 
return  to  their  hom  es .  .  ." 

And  finally:  "Upon  Christian 
youth  depend  in  a  great 
measure  the  preservation  and 
perpetuity  of  the  institutions 
which  God  has  devised  as  a 
means  by  which   to  advance 


the   counsel  given   by   Mn 
White?  and  then? 

Rules,    regulations,    and      somebody 
counsel  aside,  why  can't  we      that's  doings 
nething  positive  about 


well,  then  let  them  go  to  other     His  work.    Ne\'er  was  there  c 
colleges,  where  they  will  find     period  when  results  so  impor- 


a   system    of  education    that 
suits  their  taste.  " 

"There  were  those  who 
thought  the  restraint  too  se- 
vere: but  we  told  them  plainly 
what  could  be  and  what  could 
not  be,  showing  them  that  our 
schools  are  established  at 
great  expense  for  a  definite 
purpose,  and  that  all  which 
would  hinder  the  accomplish- 
ment of  this  purpose  must  be 
put  away. 

"I  told  them  that  if  they  did 
not .  .  .  endeavor  to  make  the 
most  of  their  time,  the  school 
would  not  benefit  them,  and 
those  who  were  saying  their 
expenses  would  be  disappoint- 
ed.   I  told  them  that  if  they 


■  depended  upon  a  genera- 
tion of  men.  "  All  quotes  were 
taken  from  Counsels  to  Par- 
ents, Teachers,  and  Students: 
E.  G.  White. 

Mrs.  White  seems  to  be 
saying  that  the  future  of  this 
school  is  dependent  on  not  so 
much  the  staff  of  the  school, 
but  on  us,  the  student  body. 
Let's  cut  the  policy-makers 
some  slack  and  realize  that 
though  conditions 
what  different  today  than 
when  most  of  them  grew  up 
(that  is,  worse).  They've  been 
there  and  know  the  ropes. 
Why  can't  we  listen  to  them 
and  learn  from  their  mistakes? 
And  how  can  we  argue  with 


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4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  17,  1983 


Girls  Take  Guys  to  the 
Walden  Club 


Sigma  Theta  Chi  held  their 
Fall  Reception  at  the  Walden 
Club.  located  on  the  21st  floor 
of  the  Commerce  Union  Bank, 
on  November  13  and  14. 

After  coats  had  been  checked 
and  welcomes  given,  couples 
were  free  to  partake  of  a 
variety  of  hor  de'vours  which 
included  domestic  cheeses, 
fruit,  and  fired  zucchini. 

Drinks  were  also  available  at 
the  dry  bar  and  while  pictures 
were  being  taken,  many  took 
advantage  of  the  fascinating 
view  of  Chattanooga  through 
the  large  picture  windows 
which  surrounded  the  entire 

The  entertainment  began 
with  the  introduciton  of  the 
"Unkown  MC"  who  turned 
out  to  be  Sherri  Kelly,  junior. 
The  evening  progressed  witn 
Joey  Bird  singing,  "Some- 
where Down  the  Road"  and  a 
duet  by  Laura  Martin  and 
Glenn  McElroy  entitled, 
"Reunited. " 


When  everyone  was  seated, 
dinner  was  served.   A  meal  of 

salad,  spinach  quiche,  carrots, 
and  broccoli  inHollandaise 
sauce  was  topped  oft  with 
Signal  Mountain  Ice  Cream 
pie,  made  with  Haagen  Das 
ice  cream  and  smothered  in 
whipped  cream. 


Talge  Opens  Doors  to  Girls 


Sunday,  November  20,  is  the 
date  set  for  the  annual  Men's 
Club  Open  House.  From 
6:30-9:00  p.m.  the  doors  of 
Talge  Hall  will  be  opened  in 
the  spirit  of  Southern  hospital- 
ity to  all  who  wish  to  view  the 
posh  accommodations  enjoyed 
by  the  inhabitants  of  the 
Men's  Residence. 

Floor  prizes  will  be  awared  to 
the  men  who  present  the 
"sharpest"  room.  According 
to  Dean  Christman.  Bobby 
Keller  and  Chris  Hawkins 
both  did  well  last  year,  and  it 


will  be  interesting  to  see  what 
happens  this  time.  There  is  no 
specific  theme,  so  the  guys  are 
free  to  arrange  their  rooms  to 
give  it  the  atmosphere  they 
choose. 

There  will  be  a  television 
movie  shown  in  the  recreation 
room  of  Talge  Hall  during  the 
open  house.  Entitled  "The 
Day  After",  it  depicts  the 
catastrophic  epilogue  of  a 
nuclear  holocaust.  Following 
the  movie.  Dr.  Norman  Gultey 
will  lead  a  discussion  period. 
During  the  Open  House,  light 
refreshments  will  be  served. 


''The  Day  After'^'' 


Chris  Jordan,  Randy 
Sponsler,  and  Greg  Fowler 
rendered  a  piano,  saxophone, 
and  bass  trio  with  "Still  They 
Ride. ' '  Lisa  Ohman  then 
sang,  '  'Haw  Am  I  Suppose  To 
Live  Without  You?" 

Rod  Hartle  shared  a  few 
comments  in  a  monologue  and 
put  some  rather  interesting 
questions  to  me  audience.  He 


was  followed  by  Sheri  Pifer, 
whosangr'On  The  Wings  of 
Love." 

Other  selections  included 
"Aire  For  Guitars."  com- 
posed and  perform  ed  by 
Jonathon  Wurl  and  Kevin 
Rice;  "We>e  On  An  All-time 
Wig/t"  by  Julie  Zacharias;  and 
two  songs  by  the  Johnson 
Sisters. 


Congregation  to  Participate  in  Thanksgiving 

Church    Service  by  jerry  KovalsM 


A  special  Thanksgiving 
church  service  is  going  to  be 
held  in  the  CoUegedale  church 
this  Saturday,  November  19. 

"This  year  is  going  to  be 
similar  to  last  year's  service," 
says  Elder  Gordan  Bietz,  pas- 
tor of  the  church,  "except  that 
this  year  there  is  going  to  be 
more  congregation  participa- 
tion." This  is  going  to  be  in 
the  form  of  responsive  read- 
ings. 

One  of  the  things  that  makes 
the  service  special  is  that  the 
congreagation  members  will 
have  brought  groceries  with 
them  and  will,  at  a  point  in  the 
service,    come    forward    and 


place  them  in  the  front  of  the 
church. 

"We  encourage  the  students 
to  participate  by  bringing 
some  non-parishable  food 
items  to  give."  says  Bietz. 
The  food  will  be  distributed  to 
needy  families  on  Thanks- 
giving day. 

The  last  part  of  the  church 
service  is  going  to  be  n 
writing.  Every  member 
going  to  write  a  note  to 
another  church  member 
thanking  them  for  some  thing 
they  did  during  the  last  year. 
These  notes  will  then  be 
picked  up  and  distributed  by 
the  church  during  the  next 
week. 


The  battle  of  the  network 
wars  is  declared  again  Nov. 
20-26"this  time,  the  results 
will  be  nuclear  distruction. 

Not  literally,  of  course.  Only 
ABC's  controversial  special, 
"The  Day  After."  involves  the 
story  of  nuclear  aftermath  in 
America.  THe  movie  wUl  have 
some  competition,  airing  Nov. 
20  opposite  NBC's  first  night 
of  the  "Kennedy" 
and  CBS'  regular  lineup. 


ABC  executives  consider  the 
movie  to  be  completely  non- 
partisan, emphasizing  its  role 
as  a  public  service  menat  to 
inspire  nations  to  avoid 
nuclear  conflict.  It's  interest- 
ing to  note,  howevo-,  that  the 
airing  is  less  than  two  weeks 
before  U.S.  Pershing  lis  are 
due  to  be  installed  in  West 
Germany. 

Viewers  will  find  "The  Day 
After"  to  be  a  realistic  view  of 
the  hixror  facing  nuclear  war 
victims,  although  the  actual 
storyline  mj^  be  considered 


The  subject  mater  of  the  film 
has  made  it  challenging  for 
ABC  advertising  executives. 
Let's  face  it,  the  average 
American  food  or  soft-drink 
commercial  doesn't  exactly 
compliment  a  movie 
emphasizing  the  personal, 
devastating  effects  of  nuclear 
war.  Nevertheless,  ABC 
expects  to  have  an  advertising 
sell-out  for  the  special. 


"The  Day  After,"  which  cost 
about  $7  million  in  produciton. 
w  ill  be  followed  by  a  live 
"Viewpoint"  panel  hosted  by 
Ted  Koppel  from  10:15  to 
11:15  p.m.,  sort  of  an 
emotional  safety-valve  after 
the  movie. 


It  wUl  be  interesting  to  see 
whether  the  results  of  the 
ratings  war  Nov.  20  will 
suppal  Kennedy  nostalgia, 
current  programming  or  a 
hard  but  realistic  look  in  the 
future  after  nuclear  holocaust. 


It's  one  week  closer 

The  Women  of  SC  Calendar 
"Looking  Good!" 


f  REALLY?) 


November  17,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCE^^•/5 


'lans  For  Christmas  Tree  Change 


-  Grundsei 


J  Since  the  puDiication  of  the 

Irticle  detailing  the  plans  for 

e  campus  Christmas  tree  in 

week's    Accent,     some 

Eiigh-level"   decisions  were 

iached  and  it  has  now  been 

■ecided  to  go  ahead  and  use 

"living   tree,"    wHch    is 

;ady  in  place  (obviously). 

,ft-  lighter  weight  (and  safer) 

brds  and  bulbs  will  be  pur- 

Biased  and  even  though  the 

is   a   little   smaller,    the 

can  be  arranged  more 

ively    and    the    overall 

ftjpact  will  be  quite  brilliant.  ■ 


J[n  addition,  the  old  strings  of 
Bghts  will  be  used  to  outline 


the  bushes  and  shrubbery  in 
the  vicinity  of  the  tree  so  the 
display  in  the  mall  will  be  very 
attractive.  The  windows  in 
Wright  Hall  (facing  the  mall) 
will  have  sets  of  candles 
(electric)  in  them,  thus  pro- 
viding a  lighted  background. 
Also,  we  are  encouraging  all 
the  occupants  who  live  in 
Talge  and  Thatcher  Halls, 
whose  rooms  face  the  mall, 
(front  of  buildings)  to  try  and 
outline  their  windows  with 
lights  or  even  set  a  small 
lighted  tree  in  the  windows 
(or  whatever).  The  entire  mall 
will  present  a  stunning  view. 
One  item  that  will  be  missing 
from  the  tree  is  a  star.   These 


were  not  readUy  available 
commercially,  so  one  v^Ul  need 
to  be  constructed  and  wired 
for  use  next  year.  At  any  rate, 
everything  should  be  in 
readiness  for  this  year's  Tree 
Lighting  scheduled  for  Tues- 
day evening,  November  29  at 
7:00  p.m.  At  that  time  the 
Brass  Ensemble,  under  the 
direction  of  Pat  Silver,  will 
perform,  as  will  Die  Meister- 
singer,  directed  by  Dr.  Marvin 
Robertson.  Santa  Claus  will 
arrive  on  cue  and  light  the  tree 
and  refreshments  will  then  be 
served.  So,  once  again,  it  will 
be  Christmas-time  at  Southern 
College. 


Student  Week  Of  Prayer  Ends 


The  annual  Student  Week  of 
Prayer  has  once  agam  proven 
to  be  a  success. 

at  Williams,  Jim  Hakes, 
Lonnie    Kerbs,     and    Larond 

tis  were  the  speakers  for 
the  7:30  morning  service. 

I  have  throughly  enjoyed 

y  morning  worship  this 
week . ' '  com  mented  A  ngela 
Sanders,  freshman  at  SC  this 


year. 

Tuesday,  Glenn  Mi£lroy  was 

the  speaker  for  diapel  service. 

Loving     the     unlovable, 

genuine  love  and  friendship 


the 


of 


Glenn's  talk. 

"Everyone  should  apply 
what  Glenn  spoke  about  to 
their  life,"  stated  Brenda 
Roberts,  freshman. 


by  Michelle  Lawter 

For  Thursday's  chapel  the 
Southern  College 

Southernaires  presented  a 
musical  program  in  Thatcher 
Hall.  The  Southern  Bell  Canto 
was  ieatured  in  Talge  Hall. 

Friday,  Les  Mathewson  will 
be  the  speaker  for  the  Friday 
night  vespers  at  8:00  p.m., 
which  will  close  this  year's 
Student  Week  of  Prayer. 


Classifieds 


Who  never  had  learned  how 
to  write. 

They  always  came  crying 
that  they  really  were  trying 
and  hopefully  someday  they 
just  might. 

Your"Brother"{?) 


If  you  feel  the  need  to  talk  to 
someone  about  your  pro- 
blems and  there  doesn't 
seem  to  be  anyone  listening, 
call  CONTACT  at  266-8228. 
This  is  a  Christian  Telemin- 
istry  outreach  program. 
There  is  someone  there  24 
hours  a  day,  7  days  a  week. 
They  care  about  you  and  will 
'Wten.  just  dial  C-O-N- 
T-A-C-T. 


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Top  her. 

Wish  you  were  here  to 

make      everything      "all 

bptter."   Miss  ya  bunches! 

Love,  "Freddie" 


To  Whom  it  may  concern,  To  the  "Wurl"-ly  girl. 

It'  was  T.K.   and   not    IK.  Sorry  if  my  literary  genius 

that    attended    Forest    Lake  caused  you  embarrassment. 

Academy.  C 


WHEN  FRIENDS 

GATHER, 

MEMORIES 

ARE  MADE 

This  season 

remember  Kodak  film . . . 

for  the  times  of  your  life 


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6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  17,  1983 


• 


Time  Out 


Doug  Malin  and  Jack  Roberts 
scored  two  touchdowns,  lead- 
ing O'Brien  to  a  41-25  victory 
over  Durby  in  "A."  league 
action.  Kyle  Selby  scored  a 
pair  of  TD's  for  the  losers. 

In  other  league  aciton,  Kent 
Greve's  two  scores  paced 
Culpepper's  36-32  win  over 
Stone.  Bob  Kamieneski  had 
two  TD's  for  Stone. 

Craig  Calhoun  and  Hank 
Greenwood's  two  touchdowns 
lifted  Culpepper  over  O'Brien 
31-25.  The  victory  gave 
Culpepper  a  perfect  7-0  record 
for  the  1983  campaign.  Jack 
Roberts  scored  three  TD's  in  a 
losing  effort. 

In  Men's  "B"  league  aciton, 


Chanley  Schell's  two  six- 
pointers  led  Montiperto's 
unbeaten  Richardson. 

In  Women's  league  play, 
Nancy  Schneidewind's  two 
touchdowns  and  conversion 
paced  Laurencell's  34-12 
drubbing  of  Belden.  Para 
StreidI  added  a  pair  of  scores 
for  the  winners. 

In  Mens  "B"  league  aciton. 
Solar  and  Jewett  battled  to  a 
19-19  tie. 

In  the  Women's  league, 
Adams'  team  won  both 
games,  defeating  Laurencell 
with  three  touchdowns  and  the 
earning  the  only  score  of  the 
game,  against  Belden.  Adams 
is  now  6-1-1. 


MEN'S  'A"  LEAGUE 

MENS  ■■B- 

LEAGUE  WEST 

WOMEN  S  LEAGUE 

STANDINGS  [FINAL] 

W  L 

T 

PF   PA 

STANDINGS 

W 

L 

T 

PF 

PA 

tRichardson 

7     1 

0 

246  134 

W    I 

T 

PF 

PA 

tCulpepper    7 

0 

0 

330 

207 

Soler 

4    3 

1 

205  148 

tAdams 

6       1 

1 

135 

38 

O'Brien          3 

4 

0 

254 

238 

Montiperto 

3    3 

0 

111    164 

Donehoo 

5       1 

1 

124 

73 

Durby             2 

5 

0 

136 

198 

Jewett 

1     3 

1 

116  147 

Laurencell 

5       3 

0 

150 

131 

Stone              ] 

6 

0 

212 

232 

Earada 

0    6 

0 

89    172 

Easley 
Belden 

1       6 
1       7 

0 
0 

63 
63 

140 
95 

MEN'S   "B"  LEAGUE  EAST 

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DKkerhoff      5 

1 

0 

213 

141 

Bareey            5 

2 

0 

180 

197 

PLA  YERS  OF  THE  WEEK 

King               3 

4 

0 

119 

150 

Pbye 

Team 

Mbcon             2 

4 

0 

73 

78 

'A"  League 

Jack  Roberts 

(O)Brien) 

Gently             1 

5 

0 

91 

120 

'B"  League 

Wnmon'c   T  »<,  ni. 

Ma-k 

Murphy 

(Richardson) 

"A"  LEAGUE  SCORING 


■B"  LEAGUE  SCORING 


Plaver 

Team 

TD  XP 

PTS. 

Team 

TD 

XP 

PTS. 

Earp 

(Culpepper) 

18    8 

116 

Meek 

(Dickerhoff) 

12 

4 

7b 

Rcbens 

(O'Bnen) 

12    0 

82 

Murphy 

(Richardson) 

11 

10 

7b 

Gentry 

72 

(Dickerhoff) 

Ferguson 

(O'Biien) 

66 

Hammer 

(Soler) 

48 

Culpepper 

(Culpepper) 

7     8 

50 

Mixon 

(Soler) 

7 

4i 

Malin 

(O'Brien) 

41 

Dickerhoff 

(Dickerhoff) 

4J 

Gibbon 
Gieve 

(Stone) 
(Culpepper) 

6     2 

38 
38 

Barzey 
Strong 

(Barzey) 
(Jewett) 

5 

J4 
31 

(Stone) 

34 

Mann 

31 

Robinson 

(Culpepper) 

33 

3  players  tied  with  30  pts. 


November  17,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Orlando 


by  Evonne 


It  consisted  of  assorted 
musical  numbers,  such  as  blue 
grass,  country,  and  a  classical 
guitar  solo  by  Steve  Martin 
{SC  alumnus),  and  a  Elvis 
Presley  inpersonation  by  Bill 
Young. 

A  stand-up  comedian  from 
Nashville  interspersed  some 
comedy  songs  and  acts 
between  musical  numbers. 

On  Sunday  October  30,  the 
Nursing  Division  had  its  first 
annual    Nursing   Olympics. 

The  events  included  an  egg 
toss,  a  volley  ball  tournament, 


a  tennis  tournament,  and  an 
"Iron  Nurse"  contest.  Mike 
Cromwell  muscled  his  way  to 
become  Orlando's  "Iron 
Nurse"  for  the  fall  of  1983. 
And.  Rhonda  Facundus 
muscled  her  way  to  become 
Orlando's  first  female  Iron 
Nurse.  Colt  Peyton  won  the 
first  annual  tennis  tourna- 
ment Loren  Grant  and  Mike 
Cromwell  won  the  egg  throw- 
ing contest.  The  last  event  of 
the  day  was  a  costume  party. 
First,  second,  and  third  place 
winners  were  awarded  in  four 
categories.  The  Grand  Prize 
winner  was  Randy  Ford,  who 
is  a  freshman  nursing  student 


m  Oriando.  He  came  dressed 
as  "The  Moss  Man  from  Lake 
EsteUe."  Refreshments  of 
apple  cider  and  donuts  were 
served. 

Installation  of  phones  in  the 
Annex  Apts.  on  Thursday, 
November  3,  started  a  local 
tradition  among  Annex 
residents  of  wearing  phones 
on  their  ears. 

The  week  of  October  31 
through  November  3,  was 
Spiritual  Emphasis  Week, 
presented  by  Jim  Herman  in 
the  informal  atmosphere  of 
the  dorm  lobby. 

Nursing  Dedication  for  first 
semester  nursing  students 
held  in  the  church  Friday 
evening,  November  4.  Special 
music  was  given  byJulie 
Whitman  with  a  vocal  solo, 
and  Jeannie  Haugen  with  a 
tnumpet  solo. 


Classifieds  Cont'd. 


R.T.D. 
Straighten  your  gjassesl 


Did  you  rent  a  small  white 
«frigerator  for  the  summer? 
It's  cooling  crff.      Please 

238-2617 

ar  Greg's  Cookie, 
ou're  not  only  an  inspira- 
1  to  my  life  but  an  asset  as 
Well.  Looking  forward  to  all 
;  good  times  second  sem- 
:er.  Your  wish  may  be 
oming  true  sooner  than  you 
bought  it  would. 

Love, 
Doug  &  Steve 
1  see  you  this  Friday 
light 

Super  Gnat, 

Thanx  for  the  encourage- 
ment, friendship,  and  the 
shoulder  to  cry  on  (even  if  it 
was  a  little  low).  Just 
kidding! 

Love  ya  lots!  Bug 
UTC  presents  Margaret 
Lifsey,  soprano,  in  Senior 
Recital  at  2:30  p.m.  on 
November  20.  Ms.  Lifsey 
will  perform  in  the  Cadek 
Recital  Hall. 


fern  &  Renae 

Thanks    for    being    the 
^eatest  friends  a  girl  could 

Love  Ya, 

,VHO  ARE  YOU  young  lady 
^ith  the  golden  hair  who  1 
lent  my  umbrella  to  about  4 
ago  as  I  was  on  my 
>  morning  worship? 
-id  make  known  your 
Identity  that  1  may 
»!   238-3306. 


UTC  presents  the  Chattan- 
ooga Chorale  in  concert  at 
8:15  p.m.  on  November  17  in 
Cadek  Recital  Hall  on  the 
UTC  campus. 


Discovered  U-14-83: 

One    bottle    of   laundry 
detergent.       Call    238-3164 
and  identify. 
Spike, 

I  foresee  a  letter  from 
Florida  coming  your  way 
very  soon. 

The  Great  Mystic 


Dear  Dr.  Richards, 

"Chill  Out!" 

Dear  R.E. 

Thanks  for  the  notel    It's 

cares.  I  am  looking  forward 
to  X-mas  vacation.  There's 
no  place  like  home  I 

Anna 


"Man  cannot  expect  to 
violate  tiie  laws  of  health  and 
temperance  and  expect  to 
remain  healthy."  These 
words  are  elementary 
enough  and  who  would  say 
them  wrong?  Yet  how  many 
of  us  disregard  them?  Hey. 
if  you  would  like  to  hear  me 
expound  on  this  subject,  call 
me  at  238-3306  and  ask  for 

Thanx, 
Gem  Blanston.  Philosopher 


The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
will  present  A  Tribute  to 
Arthur  Fiedler  on  Saturday 
evening  at  8:00  p.m.  Eric 
Knight  will  be  conducting. 
Call  267-8583  for  more  info. 


SA  Banquet 
Finalized 


The  SA  has  announced  its 
Christmas  Banquet  which  will 
be  held  at  the  Fairyland 
Country  Club  on  Lookout 
Mountain,  December  4  at  6:30 
p.m. 

Because  the  girls  asked  for 
the  last  banquet  at  the  Walden 
Club,  it  was  voted  that  the 
gentlemen  get  the  pleasure  of 
asking  this  time. 

PKtures  will  be  taken  tfiere  at 
the  cost  of  $7.00.  Since  the 
gentiemen  will  be  paying  for 
the  banquet,  it  was  suggested 
by  the  Social  Committee  that 
the  women  be  responsible  for 
paying  for  the  pictures. 


Glenn  MdElroy  stated 
"Because  last  years'  banquet 
was  such  a  -  success,  we 
decided  to  have  the  banquet  at 
the   Fairyland   Country    Chib 

TkJtets  go  on  sale  Monday, 
November  21  through 
Wednesday,  Nov.  30  at  me 
Student  Center  desk.  Only 
300  tickets  available  so  buy 
eariy. 

Two  (2)  tickets  at: 

S16.00  without  transporation 
$20.00  with  transporation 


The  Chattanooga  Little  The- 
atre presents  a  matinee  of 
"The  Glass  Menagerie"  at 
2:30  p.m.  on  November  20. 

Dearest  96752, 

You're  appreciated  more 
than  words  can  say.  N'est  oe 

pas! 

74772 

Riders  needed  to  New  Mar- 
ket or  Staunton.  VA.  Leav- 
ing November  21  around 
2:00  p.m.  Contact  Terry  at 
238-2600. 

Dear  RCM, 

Thank-you  for  all  your  help 
and  support  this  week.  You 
are  very  much  loved  and 
appreciated.'  The  banquet 
was  terrific.  Did  I  pass  the 
sfress  test? 

143, 
Grizzly 

To  the  Students  of  SC 
Every  tear  you  shed. 
Every  time  you  fall , 
Every  pain  you  feel. 
We'll  be  helping  you! 
Oh,    can't    you    see,    you 
belong  to  SC, 

How  our  prayers  grow  long, 
whenever  we  pray  for  you. 
Every    day    you're    here, 
Every  moment  you're  near, 
Every  step  of  the  way. 
We'll  always  be  here  just  for 

The  Deans 


Bun,  (alias  LB.) 
Where  are  you?!  Not  here! 
Hurry    down,    the    sun's 
great! 

Loveya&missyal  Bug 

Dearest  Kevin, 

Thanks  for  being  the  best 
thinginmy  lifel  Just  think, 
it  won't  be  long  now! 

With  all  my  kive, 

Hey  Richard! 

Happy  B-Day!  Don't  forget 
about  Saturday  night!  See 
you  then  I 

Love, 
Whisper 


Jerry  Russell, 

Just  wanted  to  tell  you 
thanks  for  your  articles.  You 
really  show  "insight"  into 
life.  This  last  «ie  was 
especially  what  1  needed, 
'  thanks.  Keep  up  the  good 
work. 

Sincerely, 
One  of  your  many  fans 


Dear  Made  Hambleton, 

Just  seeing  you  makes  my 
day,  but  when  1  happen  to 
catch  a  glimpse  of  your  smile 
and  twinkling  eyes,  I  am  on 
cloud  nine  the  rest  of  the 

Your  Far-Away  Admirer 


The  Tivoli  presents  the  Alvin 
Alley  Dancers  at  7:30  on 
November  17. 

Mo^ 

Can't  wait  to  get  bade  and 

have  my  old  roomy  bade! 

Florida's  not  the  same  with 

out  ya.  Come  visit,  soonll 

Love  ya&  miss  ya!  Bug 

To  all  my  friends  who 
visited  me  while  I  was  in  the 
hospital;  called  me  on  the 
phone;  sent  flowers,  gifts,  & 
cards;  or  prayed  for  me  at 
home-a  big  thanks.  It 
meant  more  than  you  will 
ever  know!  I  wouldn't  have 
made  it  without  them. 
Thanks  Again. 

Love,  Rcnanne  A. 

To  Bill  and  Iron, 

Yes,  let  me  try  the  cruel 
shoes! 

Gem 


Thursday,  Nov.  17.  the  Be- 
havioral Sciences  Club  will 
sponsor  a  seminar  on  Old 
Age  and  Grieving  conducted 
by  Dorothy  Giacomozzi  in 
SH  105  at  7:00  p.m.  This  is 
the  second  in  a  series  and  is 
open  to  anyone  interested. 
Students  will  receive  one 
point  worship  credit.  These 
seminars  are  required  for 
the  voluntary  community 
service  project.  Enhance 
your  education!  See  you 
there! 


• 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/November  15,  1983 


Speak  Vp  ..-. 

a     1 


Tammy  Ellis 
Elementary  Education 


■7  wouldn't   war. 
faculty  member.  ' 


Steve  Carlso 
Chemistry 


If  you  could  be  a  faculty  member  for 
one  day,  who  would  it  be  and  why? 


■'Dr.  Hefferlin.  Just  to  havi 
his  knowledge.  " 


Melissa  Stair 
Occupational  Therapy 


Why  take  a  chance? 

Save  at 


It's  really  not 
that  difficiilt. 


MEDICAL 
CENTER 


"No  specific  one.     I'll  take 
the    better    qualities     of 


Steven  Fitzgerald 
Secondary  Education 

"Steve  Spears.  Because 
he's  one  of  the  few  who 
knows  how  to  dress.  " 


YOUR  BSN  IS  WORTH  AN 

OmCER'S  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

means  you're  an  officer.  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSE  CORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


Soulhernmtyiccent 


Volume  39,  Number  11 


Southern  College.  Collegedale.  Tenn 


December  1.  1983 


editorial 


Sometimes 


Sometimes,  we  as  humans,  make  mistakes  that  we  are 
criticized  for  later.  Sometimes,  we  are  critized  anyway,  even 
if  we  don't  make  mistakes!  Sometimes,  people  become 
confused  as  to  what  exactly  happened  and  criticize  before 
knowing  all  the  facts.  As  a  journalist.  I  try  to  remember  to 
check  out  all  the  facts  before  a  story  gets  printed.  But.  as  a 
human,  sometimes  I  forget  and  take  the  word  of  a  trusted 
friend  as  fact  enough.  Sometimes,  that  can  be  a  fatal 
mistake. 

Not  that  we  shouldn't  trust  our  friends.  Just  that 
be  careful  not  to  believe  everything  we  hear.    It 
"sit"  on  a  story  that  would  be  great  front-page  n 
not  exactly  what  the  public  should  hear,  just 
write  a  story  so  that  the  truth  comes  out  a 
everyone  look  good. 

The  staff  of  The  Southern  Accent  has  worked  well  this  year 
so  far  in  covering  stories  concerning  this  campus  and  helping 
to  dispell  various  rumors  that  have  been  runnine  ranioant 
here.  However,  we  do  make  mistakes.  When  we  do.  I'll  be 
glad  to  apologize. 

■  MM 


have  to 
hard  to 

■„  but  is 
hard  to 
:d  still  makes 


Letters 


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ihJiccmt 

Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

Layout  Editor 

BrendaHess 

Sports  Editor 

Dick  Bird 

Religion  Editor 

Jerry  Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Keith  Shaw 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Typesetters 

Lesa  Hoth 

Dinah  Slawter 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morton 

Columnists 

Joe  Dennev 

Mary  Gilbert 

SherriKellv 

Wilma  Morales 

Reporters 

Mike  Battistone 

MoniGennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Michelle  Lawter 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

GARFIELD® 


In  the  midst  of  all  the  uproar 
concerning  the  "■Women  of  SC 
Calendar,  it  seems  that  every- 
one is  accusing  everyone  else 
of  being  responsible  for  the 
"lack  of  judgement".  It  is 
extremely  unfortunate,  how- 
ever, that  The  Southern  Ac- 
ccent  has  been  used  as  a 
convenient  scapegoat  by  our 
SA  President  and  others  that 
are  involved.  To  make  the 
Accent  take  the  blame  for  this 
incident  is  like  shooting  a 
messenger  that  brings  bad 
news.  The  Southern  Accent 
did  not  originate  the  calendar. 
They  were  covering  campus 
news  as  it  developed. 

Those  people  who  are  calling 
for  strict  censorship  of  the 
school  paper  and  a  limiting  of 
the  scope  of  coverage  are 
forgetting  the  paper's  pur- 
pose. The  Southern  Accent 
was  not  designed  as  a  P.R. 
paper  --  that  is  the  Southern 
Column's  function.  The  Ac- 
cent's function  is  to  cover  the 
news  and  issues  on  campus  -- 


including    controversial    sub- 
jects. 

The  staff  of  The  Southern 
Accent  deserves  a  show  of 
confidence  for  their  hard  work 


this  year  in  covering  the  news 
on  campus.  They  have  done  a 
good job. 

Sincerely. 
Ken  Rozell 


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by  Jim  Davis 


Kefledion  Writing 


1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


If  you're  like  me,  you  spent  a 
couple  of  hours  watching  tele- 
vision two  Sunday  nights  ago. 
More  specifically,  you  pro- 
bably viewed  the  movie  entit- 
led "The  Day  After." 

Upon  it's  conclusion,  I  sat 
there  stunned  at  what  had 
been  portrayed.  Questions 
flooded  my  mind:  Could  this 
really  happen?  Which  one  of 
these  people  would  I  end  up 
like?  How  could  I  survive  a 
nuclear  attack  like  that? 
Depression  set  in  as  the 
hopelessness  of  the  situation 


became  apparent.  It  occurred 
to  me  that  our  world  is  just  a 
nuclear  time-bomb  waiting  to 
explode. 

When  it  looked  as  if  there 
was  no  hope  in  this  world,  a 
light  dawned  in  my  troubled 
mind.  No,  it  wasn't  a  Bible 
text  or  a  quote  from  Ellen 
White.  Instead,  it  was  some- 
thing I  had  learned  in  my 
academy  physics  class. 

To  make  a  nuclear  bomb,  a 
radio-active  substance  is  form- 
ed into  the  shape  of  a  horse- 
shoe.    This  substance  is  no 


larger  than  the  size  of  a 
basketball.  To  make  the  bomb 
detonate,  an  explosive  is 
rammed  into  this  horseshoe- 
shaped  material  and  upon 
impact,  the  material  has  a 
nuclear  reaction  and  the  mass 
of  the  substance  becomes 
energy.  That  is  the  key  Mass 
becomes  energy.  And  this 
energy  was  the  power  that 
destroyed  cities  and  people  in 


At  the  creation  of  this  earth, 
God  took  His  power  and 
energy  and  turned  it  into  this 
sphere  where 


If 


the 


of 


the 


If 


become  energy  then  the  ( 
verse    is    true,    energy 
become  mass. 


basketball  can  make  the  power 
of  a  nuclear  bomb  in  the 
movie,  just  imagine  the  power 
a  mass  would  have  if  it  were 
the  size  of  the  earth.  That  is 
how  much  energy  God  used  to 
create  this  world.  Powerful?  I 
call  it  omnipotent,  for  He  only 
had  to  speak  and  it  was  done. 
Surely  a  God  with  this  much 
power  can  protect  His  children 


from  any  nuclear  attack.  Our 
God  is  in  control! 

With  this  same  power  God  is 
holding  back  the  troublesome 
times  spoken  about  in  pro- 
phecy. When  he  withdraws 
this  power,  there  will  be  more 
trouble  than  any  movie  could 
depict.  But  as  long  as  we  have 
ourselves  connected  to  the 
Source  of  all  power,  we  will  be 
able  to  stand  strong  in  that 
time  of  trouble.  And  with 
calm  assurance,  we  can  know 
for  sure  where  we'll   be   on 

"the  day  after." 


<^ 


Writing  Contest  Awards  Up  to  $400 


The  1983  College  People 
Writing  Contest  is  now  open 
for  entries  from  all  writers.  It 
is  the  second  such  contest 
organized  by  College  People 
magazine,  a  publication  of 
North  American  Youth  Minis- 
tries edited  in  Lincoln, 
Nebraska. 

According  to  Thomas  Seibold 
editor  of  the  magazine,  writers 
of  all  levels  of  skill  are  invited 
to  share  their  ideas  in  a  story 
or  article.  Entries  should  be 
based  on  contemporary  Chris- 
tian topics  such  as  careers, 
education,  theology,  relation- 
ships, health,  witnessing,  and 
service.  Essays,  true  stories, 
and  fiction  may  be  entered. 


A  prize  of  $400  will  be  paid  to 
the  first-place  winner,  the 
second-  and  third-prize  win- 
ners will  receive  $250  and 
$150  respectively.  "Even  if  a 
writer  doesn't  win,"  says 
Seibold.  "his  or  her  manu- 
script may  be  considered  for 
publication  at  the  regular  pay- 


Several  regulations  will  be 
observed  for  this  year's  con- 
test. Manuscripts  should  not 
exceed  2.500  words  and 
should  be  typed  double- 
spaced  on  white,  8  1/2  x  11 
paper.  The  writer's  name 
should  not  appear  on  the 
manuscript,  but  each  entry 
must  be  accompanied  by  a  3  x 


5  card  with  the  author's  name, 
mailing  address,  and  tele- 
phone number.  Multiple  en- 
tries are  welcome  but  each 
entry  should  be  identified  in 
this  way.  College  People 
reserves  first  publication 
rights  for  each  manuscript 
submitted. 

All  entries  must  be  received 
by  Dec.  31,1983.  Winners  will 
be  personally  notified  within 
six  weeks  after  the  contest 
closes.  Public  announcement 
of  the  awards  will  be  made  in 
the  May  issue  of  College 
People.  Entries  should  be 
sent  to:  College  People,  3800 
South  48th  St..  Lincoln,  NE 
68506.  A  writer's  guide  will 
also  be  mailed  on  request. 


Sauder  Returns  to  SC  as  PR  Director 


When  Mrs.  Vinita  Sauder 
was  asked  why  she  came  to 
Southern  College,  she  replied 

ery  simply,  "1  love  the 
college." 

Mrs.  Sauder,  the  new  Public 
Relations  Director  for  the  col- 
lege, graduated  from  here  in 
1978  with  a  degree  in  Com- 
munications/Journalism, so 
she  is  no  stranger  to  SC. 

Mrs.  Sauder  and  her  hus- 
band Greg,  a  student,  came  to 
SC  from  the  Kettering  Medi- 
cal Center  in  Ohio,  where 
Mrs.  Sauder  worked  for  three 
and   one    half   years    in    the 


public  relations  department, 
when  the  Southern  College 
Search  Committee  approached 
her,  asking  her  to  come  to  SC 
and  direct  the  public  relations 
here,  she  accepted,  recalling 
her  own  college  experiences. 

Becoming  an  Adventist  at  the 
age  of  fifteen  led  to  attend- 
ance at  Forest  Lake  Academy. 
After  graduation  from  FLA, 
Mrs.  Sauder  came  to 
Southern. 

"I  was  even /4ccenr  editor  my 
senior  year,"  she  said  in  her 
quiet  voice.  "Some  of  the 
most  fun  times  of  my  life  were 


spent  here  at  this  school." 

One  of  the  first  jobs  Mrs. 
Sauder  had  here  at  SC  was 
setting  up  the  new  public 
relations  office.  The  depart- 
ment, at  one  time  part  of  the 
Public  Relations  and  Alumni 
office,  is  now  a  separate  entity 
in  a  new,office  of  the  first  floor 
of  Wright  Hall.  Mrs.  Sander's 
position  also  puts  here  in 
charge  of  media  relations, 
advertisements  for  the  col- 
lege, and  other  types  of  pro- 
motions, along  with  the  devel- 
opment of  a  corporate  image 
for  the  school.  Judging  by  the 


large  number  of  various  a- 
wards  and  trophies  that  ap- 
pear in  her  office,  no  one  could 
be  better  fitted  for  the  job. 

When  asked  how  long  she 
would  stay  here  at  Southern, 
Mrs.  Sauder  smiled  and  said. 
"It  would  be  nice  to  never 
move  again."     She  admitted 


that  she  would  at  least  like  to 
be  here  for  3-5  years,  stating 
that  the  countryside  was  very 
beautiful. 
"Greg  and  I  like  to  go  caving, 
camping,  hiking-things  of 
that  nature.  This  area  is 
excellent  for  that.  And  as  I've 
said,  1  love  the  college." 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  I.  1983 


Lights  Hit  SC 


The  26th  Annual  Tree 
Lighting  ceremony  was  held 
Tuesday  night,  November  29. 
It  is  one  of  the  main  events  of 
the  holiday  season  and  the 
school  year  at  Southern 
College.  The  program  was 
M.C.'d  by  E.O.  Grundset. 
The  event  began  by  featuring 
the  Brass  Ensemble.  They 
played  several  numbers 
including  such  favorites  as 
God  Rest  Ye  Merry  Gentle- 
men and  Jingle  Bells.  They 
were  then  followed  by  the  Die 
Miestersingers  who  sang 
several  numbers,  and  featured 
Bob  Jimenez  in  a  solo. 
After  lots  of  music,  Santa 


Claus  (alias  Dr.  Ron  Carter) 
and  his  elves  came  in  on  the 
fire  engine  with  lots  of  noise, 
so  that  Santa  could  light  the 

"Oh.  he's  so  cute!" 
remarked  Karen  McClure  of 
Santa  Claus.  He  threw  out 
lots  of  candy  to  the  crowd 
gathered  around  the  tree. 

ippointed  because  I 


didn't  get  a  candy  ( 
Jeff  Eytcheson. 

Everyone  ate  doughni 
drank  hot  chocolate  as  i 
to  the  event  whie  st 
around  talking  to 
students. 

What    did    some    . 


'  said 


inding 
other 


students  think  about  the  tree 
lighting? 

"It's  a  great  chance  to  get 
away  from  homework  and 
enjoy  the  night  with  every- 
one--even  the  teachers," 
remarked  Liz  Cruz. 

"It's  cold,  but  togetherness 
is  wonderful,"  added  Tammy 
Ellis. 

Everyone  thoroughly  enjoyed 
themselves.  It  was  truly  a 
highlight  of  the  season. 
Jeanne  Leatherman  said,  "I 
like  an  event  where  the  kids 
can  all  feel  involved  in  the 
spirit  of  Christmas." 


Banquet  Held  on 

Lookout  Mountain 


by  Michelle  La«lef 

The  Annual  Student 
Association  Christmas  Ban- 
quet will  be  held  December  4 
at  the  beautiful  Fairyland 
Country  Club,  on  top  of  scenic 
Lookout  Mountain.  Tickets 
will  be  on  sale  all  week  in  the 
Student  Center.  There  is  only 
a  limited  supply  so  make  plans 
now  to  buy  your  ticket. 

The  banquet  will  begin  at 
6:_30  p.m.,  starting  with  hors 
d'oeuvres  followed  by  an 
elegant  Christmas  dinner. 
Live  entertainment  will  be 
provided  and  a  special  movie 
will  be  presented  afterwards. 


Terry  Shaw  and  John 
Brownlow  will  be  the  MC's  for 
the  evening. 

Dress  for  the  evening  will  be 
formal  wear.  Tuxedos  or  suits 
for  the  guys  and  street-length 
dresses  for  the  ladies  is 
appropriate. 

Tickets  are  $8.00  per  person, 
$16.00  for  a  couple. 
Transporation  will  be  provided 
and  will  cost  S4.00  extra  per 
couple.  Pictures  will  be 
available  for  around  $7.00;  the 
ladies  should  offer  to  pay  for 
these. 


From  The  President 


Death  is  ike  veil  which  those 
who  live  call  life;  They  sleep, 
and  it  is  lifted  ..." 

The  tragedy  that  we  have 
suffered  this  last  week  in  the 
loss  of  a  fellow  student 
brought  to  mind  these  tines 
written  by  the  poet  Shelley.  It 
took  reading  those  lines  many 
many  times  for  me  to  grasp 
the  enormity  of  their  meaning. 


But 


I  understood,  I 


never  forgot.  This  life, 
Shelley  is  saying-the  life  that 
seems  so  alive  and  precious  to 
US-is  really  blocking  our 
vision.  After  such  a  brief 
sleep  the  veil  will  be  lifted  and 
we  will  see  an  unimagined 
magnificence  that  by  com- 
parison our  present  life  will 
seem  like  temporary  death. 

Eighteen  centuries  before 
Shelley  wrote  his  poetry,  St, 
Paul  expressed  virtually  the 


same  idea; 

through  a  g! 
then  .  .  ." 


"Now    we    see 
ss,  darkly;  but 


What  excitement,  what  hope, 
what  promise  in  those  two 
simple  words:  but  then!  But 
then--our  eternal  life  with  you, 
dear  God!  Our  thoughts  and 
prayers  are  with  the  family  of 
Richard  Futch. 


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December  1,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Phone  Company  Visits  Senate 


bills  at  (he  5th  Senate 


The  Student  Association 
Senate  held  its  fifth  regular 
meeting  on  Monday  Novem 
ber  28  The  meetmg  began 
late  but  was  called  to  order  by 
SA  Vice  President  J  T  Shim 
followed  by  the  roll  call  by  SA 
Secretary  Tammy  Schlisner 
A  short  devotional  was  pre 
sented  by  Senator  Donald 
Chase 

The  agenda  for  the  meeting 
involved  reports  on  the  new 
water  fountain  to  be  place 
near  the  tennis  courts  and 
track  The  Southern  Accent 
the  latest  news  on  the  Women 
of  SC  Calendar,  the  Village 
Market,  and  a  presentation  by 
the  Collegedale/Ooltewah 
Telephone  Company. 
Art  Barnes,  part  owner  and 
manager  of  the  Chickamauga 
Telephone  Corporation  and 
Collegedale/Ooltewah  Tele- 
phone Company  along  with 
Assistant  Manager  Dave  At- 
kins, gave  a  presentation  on 
the  new  "Cellular  Radio  Tele- 
phone", followed  by  a  discus- 
sion on  the  soon-to-be  re- 
leased telephone.  This  new 
telephone  is  similiar  to  the 
cable  and  wire  phones,  only 
there  is  no  dialing 
involved. 


This  new  device  is  small 
enough  to  be  carried  in  a  coat 
pocket,  purse,  or  can  be  used 
in  cars  and  trucks.  According 
to  Atkins,  "with  cellular  radio 
telephones,  a  channel  is  al- 
ways open  and  there  is  never  a 
busy  signal". 

Already,  in  Chicago  areas, 
the  cellular  telephone  is  being 
used  by  several  thousand  bus- 
inesses. But  it  will  be  another 
two  years  before  this  new 
system  will  be  released  to  the 
general  public  in  this  area. 

Another  important  issue 
addressed  to  Barnes  and  At- 
kins was  the  problem  of 
telephone  service  to  the  col- 
lege and  the  problem  of  not 
enough  pay  phones. 

It  was  stated  that  "there  are 
several  pay  phones  not  in 
working  order  in  the  men's 
residence  on  various  floors". 
With  only  one  phone  working, 
there  is  often  a  long  line  of 
men  waiting  to  use  that  one 
phone.  Asked  why  there  are 
not  enough  pay  phones  avail- 
able, Atkins  said,  "According 
to  the  college  administration, 
many  of  the  phones  are,  or 
were  taken  out  due  to  their  not 
being  used  enough  to  offset 


by  Shirley  Hopkins 

A  lot  of  students  now  have 
credit  cards  and  make  more 
long  distance  calls  than  local 
calls.  Therefore,  a  suggestion 
was  made  that  maybe  if  one  or 
two  of  the  blue  credit  card 
phones  were  installed  in  place 
of  regular  pay  phones,  the 
problem  of  waiting  to  get  a 
phone  could  be  solved.  Barnes 
stated  that  he  would  look  into 
the  possibility  of  following  the 
suggestion. 

Mark  Newmyer  gave  a  final 
report  on  what  was  to  be  the 
real  purpose  of  the  Women  of 
SC  Calendar.  The  calendar 
was  "to  be  done  in  a  tasteful 
rfianner,  and  would  have  up- 
lifted school  spirit".  The 
calendar  would  have  been 
similiar  to  the  1983-1984  A- 
cademic  Calendar  designed  by 
himself,  said  Newmyer.  Due 
to  some  misunderstandings 
and  wrong  impressions,  it  has 
now  been  abandoned,  and  is 
no  longer  in  operation. 

According  to  Jeff  Coston, 
the  final  report  on  the  water 
fountain  is  that  is  has  been 
purchased,  and  will  soon  be 
installed  somewhere  between 
the  tennis  courts  and  the  track 
for  all  the  thirsty  players  and 


Band  Presents 


Christmas  Special 


The  Southern  College  Band 
will  perform  in  the  P.E.  Cen- 
ter at  8:00  p.m.  on  Saturday 
night.  December  3rd.  The 
program  will  be  divided  into 
■two  sections:  the  first  will 
include  secular  selections,  and 
the  second  emphasizes  music 
of  the  Christmas  season. 

Mr.  Jerry  Clark,  a  music 
major  alumnus  of  SC,  is  listed 
as  the  guest  soloist,  and  will 
combine  his  talent  with  that  of 
Lloyd  Harder,  a  sophomore 
business  major,  in  "Concerto 
for  Trumpet  and  Trombone 
with  Band."  Other  pieces  will 
include  "Flutes,  Flutes, 
Flutes!"  and  some  selections 
from  "My  Fair  Lady." 
The  Christmas  portion  of  the 
performance  will  feature  "A 
Christmas  Celebration", 
Which   will   combine   a    vocal 


group  with  the  band.  The 
Southern  Bel  Canto  will  lead 
the  audience  in  "A  Christmas 
Sing-A-Long",  and  informed 
sources  have  leaked  informa- 
tion concerning  the  appear- 
ance of  Santa  Claus  himself  at 
this  event. 

The  band,  conducted  by  Mrs. 
Pat  Silver,  is  about  61 
bers  strong.  She  has  toured 
Europe,  Brazil,  Romania  with 
formerbands,  and  has  recently 
been  invited  to  take  the  SC 
Band  on  a  Caribbean  tour, 
which  would  include  the 
islands  of  Jamaica,  Haiti,  and 
Trinidad. 

Mrs.  Silver  led  the  Andrews 
University  Concert  Band  be- 
fore coming  to  Southern 
College,  where  she  has  been 
conducting  for  two  years. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  1,  1983 


Time  Out 


Dick  Bird  and 


The  1983  Intramural  Volley 
ball  season  began  on  Monday 
night  with  a  full  schedule  of 
games  m  both     A     and     6 
leagues 

According  to  miramural 
director  Steve  Jaecks  a  total 
of  161  men  and  women  have 
signed  up  for  the  co  ed  compe 
tltion 

Under  the  present  format 
teams  will  play  a  best  of  three 
games  match  earning  a  point 
for  a  v,m  and  an  additional 
point  for  winning  the  match 
Teams  m  both  leagues  will 
play  a  six-game  schedule,  the 
champions  being  determined 
by  total  points. 

Here  are  the  team  rosters  for 
the  season: 


Don  t  forget  to  sign  up  for  the 
three  man  volleyball  touma 
ment  to  be  held  on  Sunday, 
December  11  at  8  00  a  m  All 
signups   are    in    the    gymna- 

The  tournaments  consists  of 
a  double  elimination  format 
and  will  conclude  later  m  the 
afternoon  The  deadline  for 
all  entnes  is  Wednesday  De 
cember  7  For  further  infer 
mation  contact  Steve  Jaecks 
at  238  2855  396  3672  or 
238  2850 


Laura  Martin 
Mike  Burks 
Deborah  Engle 
Rich  Gale 
Hank  Greenwood 
Louann  Marshal) 
Dave  O'Neal 
Joe  Schaffer 
Chuck  Taylor 
Lisa  Wood 
Drab 

Dave  Doran 
Jeff  Eytcheson 
Carol  Gilmore 
Jan  Hassencahl 
Kelly  Ingram 
John  Jenkins 
Brent  Mann 
Myrtle  Rogers 
Delia  Rutledge 
Ignacio  Valdes 

Wrote 

Eloise  David 
Bud  Ebaugh 
Ed  Guiterrez 
Jim  Johnson 
Pierre  McBeth 
Ed  Smith 
Carol  Smith 
Martha  Speck 
Vincent  Tan 
Pilar  Tourinan 

Jim  Coleman 
Jeff  Davis 
Mark  Heston 
Steve  Jones 
Benji  Mixon 
Maryse  Provenche 
Brenda  Roberts 
Kevin  Sadler 
Connie  Salisbury 
Maria  Vitorovich 
DID  YOU  KNOW-- 

"that  Ted  Evans  played 
baseball  in  the  Cincinatti  Reds 
organization  and  was  promo- 
ted to  Double  A  ahead  of  Ken 
Griffey? 

"that  Mike  McClung  was  a 
member  of  the  Jacksonville 
State  golf  team,  and  was  given 
a  scholarship? 

--that  Jennifer  Laurencell 
was  a  basketball  star  at  her 


Hubbard 
Eric  Benson 
Marissa  Capote 
Donna  Gray 
Melanie  Johnson 
Lynette  Jones 
Sue  Jones 
Sherry  Parson 
Bob  Rada 
Cisa  Sobotka 

Issac  Cruz 
Joe  Deely 
Lucy  Felix 
Wayne  Goffin 

Brian  Pollett 
Rod  Ramey 
Terri  Reynolds 
Keith  Shaw 
Faith  Tankersly 

Stehbins 
Marc  Buch 
Brad  Coe 
Tony  Fowler 
Esther  Farr 
Rob  Home 
Roberta  Little 
Bill  McKight 
Dinny  Neo 
Dave  Perkins 
Kim  Stehbins 
Williams 
Beth  Arias 
James  Clark 
Jeff  Coston 
Heather  Downes 
David  Hendrick 
Bob  Jimenez 
Jerry  Kovalski 
Mark  Newmyer 
Angie  Rimer 
Laura  Stewart 


Wa 


Halv 


League      Volleyball 


Negron 
Mike  Aguas 
Jon  Carithers 
Russ  Christianson 
Tom  Feist 
Tim  Glantz 
Carmen  Jaecks 
Darlene  Ledbetter 
Jill  Penrod 
Alice  Sykes 
Bottomley 
Chuck  Bottomley 
Bruce  Harnage 
Valorie  Johnson 
Bob  Kendall 
Donna  Kyzer 
Tom  Lam 
Tom  McDonald 
Myron  Mixon 
Amy  Wareham 
Sandra  Widman 

Lance  Martin 
Cameron  Cole 
Morrie  Hercules 
Leisha  Haveman 
Bill  Pruett 
John  Parides 
Sandra  Roc 
Jerry  Russell 
Diana  Waitman 
Deanna  Wolosuk 
Scott  Yankelevitz 
Johnson 
Regina  Baker 
Brenda  Belden 
Darren  Carter 
Rich  Elliott 
Keith  Goodrum 
Rick  Gruesbeck 
Audrey  Gibson 
Benita  Payne 
Mel  Robinson 
Eric  Vincent 


Calhoun 
Jim  Estrada 
Bruce  Gibbon 
Darla  Jarrett 
Bryan  Newmyei 
Racquel  Revis 
John  Scheffel 
Mike  Waller 


Roscher 
Steve  Carlson 
Ted  Evans 
J.  T.  Shim 
Jenny  Laurencell 
Stanlyn  Major 
Vito  Montiperto 
Everett  Schlisner 


Messer 
Garry  Howe 
Steve  Jaecks 
Mitch  Kingsbury 
Robin  McClure 
Dan  Pajic 
Joe  Reppert 
Ross  Snider 


Hartle 
Sam  Boles 
Steve  Fitzgerald 
Lori  Heavener 
Carla  Kamieneski 
Bob  Kamieneski 
Doug  Sommerville 
Garth  Thoresen 


The  Volleyball  season  got 
under  way  this  week  with 
Craig  Calhoun's  team  prevail- 
ing over  Fred  Roscher's  team 
15-12. 15-12.  and  15-2. 

In  Calhoun's  first  victory,  his 
team  had  scoring  strings  of 
five,  five,  and  four  on  the 
strength  of  a  balanced  attack. 
Heads-up  play  by  Jon  Schef- 
fel, Darla  Jarrett.  and  occa- 
sional slam  plays  by  Bruce 
Gibbon  helped  cool  off  a 
last-gasp  rally  by  Roscher 
before  clinching  the  win. 

In  the  second  game.  Roscher, 
with  the  help  fo  teammates 
Steve  Carison  and  Vito  Monti- 
perto, reeled  off  seven 
straight  points,  seemingly  to 
roll  to  victory.  But  Calhoun 
crept  back  once  again  on  the 
strengths  of  Jarrett  and  Gib- 
bon to  tie  the  score.  Roscher 
managed  to  score  one  point 
before  Calhoun  strung  togeth- 
er four  points  to  put  the  game 
out  of  reach. 

The  third  game  went  quickly 
and  convincingly  with  Calhoun 
picking  up  the  four  point 
possible  with  a  15-2  smash. 
Roscher  gained  no  points  on 
the  evening. 


Hartle's  vicious  slam  plays 
are  hard  to  stop  and  can 
intimidate  opposing  teams.  In 
their  first  game,  won  15-5, 
Hartle  was  helped  by  Carla 
Kamieneski's  fine  play  and 
Bob  Kamieneski's  set-ups  of 
Hartle  slams.  Hartle's  team 
scored  the  first  six  points  and 
also  the  last  six  points  of  the 
game. 

Hartle's  15-8  second  game 
victory  looked  much  like  an 
instant  replay  of  the  first. 
Hartle  has  a  very  balanced 
team  and  it  will  take  a  very 
good  team  to  shut  them  down. 
Hartle's  team  gained  their 
fourth  point  of  the  evening  by 
beating  Loretta  Messer's  team 
in  the  third  game,  15-6. 

In  "B"  League  action,  Laura 
Martin's  team  narrowly  edged 
Hubbard  by  a  combined  six 
points  in  their  three  games. 
Hubbard  forced  a  duece  in  the 
first  game,  which  went  to 
Martin  16-14.  Games  two  and 
three  were  each  decided  by 
15-13  scores  and  won  by 
Martin,  who  gained  the 
sweep. 

Lance  Martin's  team,  how- 
ever, didn't  have  much  suc- 


cess with  Larry  Johnson's 
team.  Lance's  team  put  up  a 
good  fight  in  games  two  and 
three  after  losing  the  first 
game  15-2.  After  being  down 
by  six  points.  Martin's  team 
came  back  to  take  the  lead. 
Bad  breaks  and  good  plays  by 
Johnson's  Glenn  King  beat 
them  in  the  end.  15-10. 

Martin  put  up  their  toughest 
battle  in  the  final  game. 
Stirred  on  by  Lance's  "Rah, 
rah,  rah;  let's  go  get  'emi" 
attitude,  his  team  reeled  off 
scoring  strings  of  three  and 
four  points  before  Johnson's 
team  got  the  better  of  them. 
In  losing  this  game  16-14, 
Martin's  team  proved  one 
thing:  they  are  a  team  who 
comes  out  to  enjoy  themselves 
and  give  100%  each  game. 
This  bunch  is  definitly  fun  to 
watch. 

Check  the  volleyball  schedule 
and  make  sure  you  make  it  to 
one  of  their  games.  If  yo" 
enjoy  co-ed  volleyball,  you 
should  check  out  volleyball 
intramurals  in  the  gym  this 
season.      It   promises   to  be 


high  school  in  Chicago? 

-that  Bob  Kamieneski  has 
run  in  six  marathon  races? 

"that  Bob  Mountain  was 
drafted  by  the  Cleveland  Cav- 
aliers of  the  NBA? 

that  former  Talge  dean 


played  for  the  Chattanooga 
Lookouts?  He  even  holds  a 
team  record  ...  for  striking 


December  1,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Orlando 


Evonne  Hanson  was  helped 
Mwith  last  week's  column  by 
kRhonda  Facundus  and  Pat 
mpuffand  would  like  to  acknow- 
\ledge  them  at  this  time.  We 
mare  sorry  that  their  names 
I  were  inadvertently  left  off  as 
u  authors. 


The  Orlando  bunch  has  been 
busy  with  activities  so  far. 
Lately,  they  had  an  opportu- 
nity to  spend  Sabbath,  No- 
vember 12,  at  Highland's 
Hammock  near  Avon  Park. 

Highland's  Hammock  is  a 
State  Park  and  consists  mainly 
of  a  Cyprus  swamp  and  some 
very  nice  nature  trails,  as  well 


as  a  large  outdoor  chapel. 
They  had  Sabbath  School  and 
church,  then  enjoyed  a  picnic 
lunch.   Afterwards,  they  went 
on  a  boardwalk. 

That  Saturday  night,  the 
students  had  the  option  of 
going  to  the  concert  by  the 
Southern  College  Orchestra  at 
Forest  Lake  Academy. 


On  November  14,  Clyde 
Carey,  English  teacher  here  at 
Southern,  gave  his  imperson- 
ation of  Mark  Twain  for  an 
hour's  entertainment  during 
assembly. 

The  Golf  Tournament  results 
for  the  November  19  Putt-Putt 
outing  are  as  follows:  Singles; 
First  "Bev  Wong 


Second  --  Harry  Terrell  and 
Mike  Palsgrove  tied. 

Mixed  Doubles:  First  -- 
Rhonda  Facundus  and  Leon 
Trubey. 


{Classifieds 


I  Jeff  K, 

Is  this  proper  "Etiquette?" 


I  Mike  Gentry: 

e  are  entitling  you  to  a 
I  free  one-year  supply  of  Clin- 
cosmetics  for  your  sup- 
I  port  through  these  past  few 
j  months.  Compliments  of; 
Clinique  Laboratories  Inc. 
New  York.  N.Y.    10022 

Enjoy, 
Sport 

The  Chattanooga  Boys  Choir 
will  be  presenting  their  an- 
nual Singing  Christmas  Tree 
at  the  Tivoli  on  December  3 
:  at  7:30  p.m.  This  year,  they 
will  feature  "A  Williams- 
burg Christmas".  There  will 
also  be  a  2;30  p.m.  matinee 
on  December  4. 


Mr.  Garren, 

You  did  a  great  job  on  the 
New  York  Trip. 

By  the  way,  bow  do  you  get 

'  Royce.  Brenda,  Page.  Marc, 
Becky.  Lance,  Jeff 

I^ear  Bam. 

This  Thanksgiving  I'm  the 
niosi    Thankful     for    you. 
You're  the  best  thing  that 
has  ever  entered  my  life  and 
Til  Love  You  Always, 

Forever  Yours, 
Bandit 


i 


Covenant  College  will  pre- 
sent a  "Wind  Sympony  Con- 
cert" on  December  8  at 
11-00  a.m.  in  the  Fine  Arts 
Center  on  their  campus. 


FOR  MUSICIANS  ONLY! ! ! 

For  those  who  are  interest- 
ed please  consider  the  prop- 
osition of  taking  a  year  off 
school  and  coming  to  Van- 
couver. B.C.,  Canada. 
Working  with  a  Christian 
contemporary  band  that  will 
produce  a  professional  al- 
bum, and  tour  through  the 
USA  for  7  months  perform- 
ing   150    professional    con- 

The  name  of  the  band  is 
"Testimony",  and  over  the 
two  years  that  we've  been  in 
existence  we've  written  ap- 
proximately 30  songs  that 
quality  for  a  professional 
recording.  Just  recently 
we've  established  some 
good  contacts  in  the  United 
States  that  will  enable  us  to 
produce  our  album  and  go  on 

At  present,  we  have  a  core 
group  of  3  people  which  are 
two  guitarists  and  one  lead 
vocalist.  We  are  looking  for 
4  single  adventists  musi- 
cians who  specialize  in  the 
following  instruments:  A) 
Synthesizer;  B)  Bass  guitar; 
C)  Electric  or  Accoustic 
piano;  D)  Drums.  We  also 
need  the  musician  to  be  able 
to  sing  back-up  and/or  har- 
mony lines  to  the  melody. 

If  you  meet  the  qualifica- 
tions and  are  interested  in 
this  venture,  we  ask  that  you 
write  us  a  letter  expressing 
your  interest.  We  could  then 
correspond  with  you  indivi- 
dually on  such  items  of 
interest  as:  payment,  equip- 
ment, living  allowances,  etc. 
Please  reply  to:  Kelly 
Schultz  Maple    Hall, 

College  Heights,   Alberta, 
Canada  TOCOZO 

Dear  Marianne, 
Is  the  grill  open? 


To  Bob  Kendall,  Mark  Ham- 
blton,  Scott  Henderson.  Joe 
Joiner,  RussChristianson, 

Way  to  play  the  last  one. 
guys. 


Dear  Laura,  Tami  &  Linda, 

You  all  are  crazy,  but  life 
wouldn't  be  interesting  with- 
out you. 

Love  Ya, 
Cindy 


RSD. 

Straighten  your   glasses. 

Dear  Seniors  of  December, 

This  Friday  evening.  De- 
cember 2,  is  the  evening 
we've  set  aside  for  gradu- 
ating seniors. 

A  light  supper  will  begin  at 
6:30  p.m.  in  the  Spalding 
gymnasium  with  vespers  fol- 
lowing. 

With  only  three  weeks  left, 
this  will  give  us  all  an 
opportunity  to  meet  our  fel- 
low graduates.  Your  pre- 
sence is  needed,  so  please 
plan  to  attend. 

Your  Class  Officers 
P.S.  Graduation  announce- 
ments have  arrived.  They 
can  be  picked  up  at  the 
Campus  Shop  and  charged 
to  your  ID. 

Did  you  lose  your  change 
purse  during  the  Men's  0- 
pen  House?  If  so,  call  the 
Talge  front  desk  and  leave 
your  name,  number,  and 
best  time  to  be  reached  in 
Box  302.  Hurry  or  I'll  spend 
it! 

CLASSES  IN  GERMAN? 
Several  students  have  asked 
that  Elementary  German  be 
offered  during  the  1984-1985 
school  year.  Economic  pres- 
sures demand  that  we  know 
the  class  will  have  enough 
enrollment  before  we  sched- 
ule it.  If  you  wish  to  take 
German  next  year,  please 
leave  your  name  on  the  sheet 
beside  the  door  of  LWH  208, 
or  phone  238-2650  or  2691. 


Don  't  Miss  This  Movie! 

The  movie  is  Freedom  held 
hostage,  and  it  is  about  Bible 
smuggling  into  Russia.  This 
is  a  recently  released  movie 
which  will  surely  prove  to  be 
beneficial.  It  will  be  shown 
Thursday  December  1,  at  7 
p.m.  in  the  Thatcher  chapel. 
WORSHIP  CREDIT  WILL 
BE  GIVEN. 

Dear  TE  and  LD 

It's  cold  up  on  ol"  Rocky 
Top,  coldasICE on  oV  Rocky 
Top  .  .  . 

Two  Foreigners 

Dear  Business  Club  officers, 
teachers,  and  friends. 

Your  prayers,  cards,  visits, 
flowers,  and  concern  have 
meant  a  lot  to  me  during 
t)iese  past  two  weeks. 
Thank  you  for  your  kindness. 
Agnes  Ho 


Need  a  ride  for  two(2)  to 
Adams,  MASS  for  Christ- 
mas. Need  a  response  right 
away.  Thanks!! 


The  Hunter  Museum  will 
present  an  Artbreak  Lecture 
for  lunch  on  December  7. 
between  11:30  and  12:15. 
Featuring  the  topic,  Christ- 
mas. Interested  persons  are 
asked  to  bring  a  brown  bag 
lunch  and  come  to  hear 
Martha  Sheets  talk  about  teh 
origins  of  Christmas  and  its 
traditions.  Drink  and  des- 
sert will  be  provided,  and 
the  lecture  will  begin  at 
12;15p.m. 

I  just  want  to  thank  all  my 
friends  for  making  my  jirth- 
day   such    a   special    day. 
Having  you  in  my  Hie  is  one 
of  God's  most  precious  gifts. 

Karen  H.' 

K.S. 

I  hope  the  little  money  you 
get  is  worth  the  guilt  you 
must  feel,  (or  do  you). 

Anyways,  I  know  about  it. 
Your  Friend 


Babysitter  needed  for  1  yr. 
old  boy.  Live-in  preferred. 
Call  238-2520  before  2:00 
p.m.  for  details. 

The  Chattanooga  Music 
Club  will  be  sponsoring  a 
program  by  The  Handbell 
Choir.  The  program  will 
begin  at  7:30  p.m.  on  De- 
cember 5  at  McCallie  School. 


The  Kiwanis  of  Chattanooga 
will  be  presenting  a  trav- 
elogue entitled,  "Passport  to 
Paradise:  Hawaii".  The 
feature  will  be  narrated  by 
Jim  Forshee  and  will  be 
shown  in  Memorial  Auditor- 
ium at  8:00  p.m.  on  Decem- 
bers. 

DearT.S. 

Strike  one,  strike  two, 
strike  three  and  we  were  still 
out.  With  not  much  time,  we 
couldn't  take  the  long  way 
home  or  take  a  drive  through 
the  city  lights. 

Young  One 

To  Lucy.  Tammy,  and  Cheri, 
Our  night  on  the  town  was 
hardly  a  "Night  in  Heaven", 
but  what  would  we  do  with- 
out friends  like  you?  Next 
time  we'll  just  go  to  the 
"Planet  of  the  Apes".  Don't 
think  your  company  isn't 
appreciated.  We  love  every 
minute  of  it  even  if  it  does 
get  expensive. 

We  love  ya, 
Linus  and  Wayne 

Royce  &  Jeff. 

Have  ya'll  been  "sick  on 
the  bus"  lately? 

Diane  &  Parker 


How  are  your  knees? 

Your  Time  Square  Kid 

Anyone  who  has  a  Nikon  135 
mni  lens  that  may  not  belong 
to  your  camera,  please  con- 
tact Dee  at  238-2316  righv 
away.  Would  like  to  make  a 
trade.  Also,  anyone  selling 
their  FLASH  unit  {Vivitar  or 
Sunpak)-bounce.  I  would  tike  d^ 
to  buy  right  away.  ^^ 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  1,  1983 


Speak  Vp 


What  was  your  favorite  part  of  Thanksgiving 
break? 


"Getting  my  a 
from  Knoxville.  ' 


Sheri  Pifer 
Nursing 


*  'Being  home  with  my  far. 
ily.- 


Jim  Herman 
Chaplain 

"Atiendins  the  Christmas 
Spectacular  al  Radio  City 
Music  Hall  in  New  York. ' ' 


f 


'  'Skiing  and  eating  turkey. ' 


DonaJd  Chase 
Accounting 


"Seeing  Georgia  beat  Geor- 
gia Tech. ' ' 


America's  #1 
Vegetarian 
Snack  Shop 


YOUR  BSN  IS  WORTH  AN 

OFFICERS  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

means  you're  an  officer.  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSEGORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


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Volume  39,  Number  12 


uthern  College.  Collegedale,  Xenne 


December  8,  1983 


Divisions  Give  Christmas  Parties 


Pick  a  party,  any  party  --  and  divided  into  sections.  On  one 
there  are  plenty  to  choose  side,  the  Spaulding  Big  Bro- 
from.  Saturday  night,  De-  ther/Big  Sister  program  will 
cember  10  is  the  annual  have  a  party  for  all  the  little 
Christmas  party  night.  All  brothers  and  little  sisters.  The 
the  clubs  and  departments  on  party,  featuring  games  and 
campus  are  given  the  oppor-  gifts,  will  be  from  6:00-8:00 
tunity  to  sponsor  a  party  to  p.m. 
celebrate  the  holidays.  Thus 
far.  there  are  a  half-dozen 
organizations  that  have  par- 
ties planned. 
Two  parties  will  be  held  in 


i-club  members  i 


The  Home  Ec  Club  is 
sponsoring  a  "cookie-party", 
at  the  home  of  the  Hefferlins. 
"There'll  be  cookie-making, 
table  games,  and  socializing," 
said  club  President  Becky 
Hummel. 


starting  at  6:30  p.m.     There     River"  will  highlight  the  Bi 

wilt  be  food,   games,   and   a 

movie.   The  party  is  free,  but 

those    who    wish    to    attend 

should  sign  up  in   Hackman 

Hall  as  soon  as  possible. 


havioral  Science  Club's 
Christmas  party.  The  party 
will  be  held  at  the  apartment 
of  Rob  Lastine,  approximately 
one-half  mile  from  campus. 


The  Ministerial  Association 
has  a  barn  party  in  the 
planning,  which  will  probably 
include   a    hay-ride,    refresh- 


On  the  other  side  of  the  gym, 

the  Student  Missions  Club  will 

have    a    party    with    games,  The    Division    of   Natural 

punch,  cookies,  and  the  video  Sciences  will  be  hosting  a 
the  Spaulding  Elementary  of  "Miracle  on  34th  Street",  skating  party  in  the  College- 
School  gymnasium,  which   is    all  starting  at  7:00  p.m.    The  dale   Academy   gymnasium  "The    Man    From    Snowy 

I     Musical  Groups  Celebrate 
iff     Christmas 


charge  for  members  and  a 
$1.00  charge  for  non-mem- 
bers. Sign-up  for  this  party 
willbeinSummerourHall. 


[Correa  Speaks  Against 

Rock  Music 


f"  On  December  9  at  8:00  p.m. 
the  Division  of  Music  at 
^Southern  College  will  present 
■jZits  annual  Christmas  Vespers 
y  program  in  the  Collegedale 
■gS.D.A.  Church,  It  will  feature 
tJali  of  che  musical  groups  of 

f  Southern  College,  performing 
together  in  a  musical  celebra- 
.-flition  of  Christmas. 


n      The    groups    will    perform 

f"  under  the  direction  of  Dr.  Don 
Runyan    and    Professor    Orio 
Gilbert,  the  conductors  for  the 
■^.evening  presentation. 


The  vespers  will  begin  with 
the  Southern  College  Brass 
Ensemble  under  the  direction 
of  Pat  Silver,  playing  the 
prelude  as  everyone  arrives. 
Bruce  Ashton  will  also  be 
playing  a  featured  selection, 
"Once  in  David's  Royal  City." 

There  will  be  a  wide  variety 
of  Christmas  carols  being 
sung  with  symphonic  arrange- 
ments. The  musical  presenta- 
tion will  close  with  the  well- 
known  Hallelujah  Chorus  from 
Handel's  Messiah. 


Joseph  Correa,  President  of 
ICorrea  Ministries  of  Shreve- 
Iport,  Louisiana,  will  be  con- 
\  ducting  a  seminar  on  today's 
rock  music  scene   and  back- 
ward  masking  as   related   to 
music  beginning  at  3:00  p.m. 
on  Saturday,  December  10.  at 
the     Apison      Seventh-day 
Adventist     Church     School 
Auditorium. 

"People  are 
grammed  and  m 
the  music  they 
to,"  says  Correa 
much  deceiving  going 
we  want  to  make  people  aware 
,  of  what  is  really  happening." 
Correa  has  a  Master's  degree 
in  Music  Education  and 
I  Psychology  and  has  done 
arch  in  folkloric 


and  film  production.  He  is  a 
noted  lecturer  and  together 
with  his  wife,  Lindy,  directed 
and  choreagraphed  pro- 
ducitons     for     stage     and 


the 


the 


being  pro- 
lipulated  by 
re  listening 
There  is  so 
that 


nd    hun 


choral  I 
I  behavior  in  the  United  States 
I  and  abroad.  His  background 
lusic  includes  expertise  in 
:e  coaching,  arranging, 
I  recording  consultant,  and  TV 


televisio 

Backward    masking, 
technique  of  inserting  phi 

recognizable  only  when 
song  is  played  backwards, 
one  of  the  methods  of  mmd 
control  demonstrated  by 
Correa.  During  the  program, 
Correa  plays  records  forward 
and  backward  to  give  the 
audience  an  opportunity  to 
hear  the  subliminal  hidden 
message. 

"There  are  so  many  avenues 
of  mind  control  being  used  to 
deceive  people,"  explaines 
Correa.  "Many  of  these  songs 


ublii 


promoting  drugs,  eastern 
religions,  homosexuality,  and 
the  occult  which  are  subcon- 
sciously absorbed."  Evidence 


of  Satan  worship  is  also-g 
apparent  on  the  album  coversO 
of  certain  groups,  according  to.M9 
Correa.  ^ 

According  to  Pastor  Harold 
Kuebler     of     the     Api; 
Seventh-day  Advent 
Church,   this   presentation 
one  of  a  series  of  community.^ 
service  programs  designed  tOjE: 
help    people    in    the    Chatta-St 
nooga  and  Hamilton  County 
areas  develop  a  more  positive 
mental  attitude.   The  sen 
is  intended  to  be  of  interest  to 
all  age  groups,  however  child 
ren  younger  than  12  years  of 
age  are  encouraged  to  attend 
with  their  parents.    The  sem- 
inar is  free  and  persons  at- 
tending   are    encouraged    to 
bring  a  record  album  or  tape. 
The  church  is  located  on  Bates 
Road  near  the  intersection  of 
East  Brainerd  Road  and  Api 
son   Pike   about    three    milei 
from  Collegedale. 


OlvlBlon  Vespora. 


;  2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  8,  1983 


o 


Editorial 


The  Christmas  season  is  a  time  for  giving,  caring  and 
spending  time  with  friends  and  family  who  are  special  to  us. 
B^ut  this'season  it  looks  as  though  we  as  SC  ^'"^-,s  w.l  b 
spending  a  large  portion  of  the  Chnstmas  season  w,  h  each 
other,  since  finals  are  not  over  until  December  22.  Like  it  or 
not   that's  the  way  it  is.  . 

When  it  dawned  on  me  that  I  would  be  here  until  two  days 
before  Christmas  Eve  1  was  not  elated.  Needless  to  say  do 
not  stand  alone.  But,  since  we're  stuck  here,  we  might  as 
well  make  the  best  of  it. 


;  were  leaving  here  a  week  earlier, 
back  on  New  Year's  Day.  After 
see  the  New  Year  in,  we  need  the 


Look  at  it  this  way,  if 
we  would  have  to  con 
staying  up  extra  late  I 
next  day  to  recover. 

Also,  while  friends  may  not  be  family,  and  SC  may  not  be 
home,  we  can  still  make  this  a  very  special  season  for  each 


other. 


-PW 


SouihernifJiccent 


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Letters 


Dear  Editor, 

1  would  feel  safe  in  saying 
that  all  the  teachers  here  at  SC 
have  been  in  school  longer 
than  most,  if  not  all,  of  the 
students  enrolled.  Assuming 
this  is  true,  one  would  think 
that,  from  experience,  teach- 
ers would  realize  that  lectures 
tend  to  be  boring  enough  in 
and  of  themselves,  though 
necessary.  But  lectures  in 
combination  with  over-heated 
classrooms  provide  a  one-t\vo 
punch  whose  end  result  is 
often  sleep.  This  is  bad  news 
for  the  college  student  striving 
to  make  the  grade  while 
staying  up  late  at  night  study- 
ing and  rising  early  in  the 
morning  to  study  some  more. 

I  personally  desire  to  gain 
something  other  than  rest 
from  my  classroom  experi- 
ence. Not  always  rested  and 
refreshed  when  going  to  class, 
1  find  sleep  knocking  at  the 
door  when  I  come  in  from  the 
;  morning  cold  into  the 
;  indoor  heat.  It's  one 
thing  to  maintain  a  reasonably 
comfortable  indoor  climate  but 


quite  another  to  make  it  feel 
like  July  in  Daniel's  Hall. 

I  would  suggest  that  the 
teachers  co-ordinate  their  ef- 
forts to  conduct  interesting 
class  periods  with  those  of 
Engineering  to  maintain  a 
reasonable  temperature  in  the 
classrooms.  There  are  class- 
rooms that,  on  the  other 
extreme,  are  too  cold,  and  1 
think  these  should  be  taken 
care  of  also.  But  the  over- 
heated classrooms  are  the 
greatest  culprits. 

As  much  as  1  love  Adventists 
and  our  organizations,  I  have 
yet  to  find  an  Adventist  organ- 
ization, whether  on  a  large  or 
small  scale,  that  has  its  act 
together.  All  too  often  I  see 
examples  of  what  1  call  "typi- 
cal   Adventist    unorganiza- 

away  from  such  things. 


Sincerely 
Richard  G.  Gayh 


Bob  Hope 
says: 

"Red  Cross 
can  teach  you 
first  aid. 
And  first  aid 
can  be  a 
life  saver." 


/oHNoT^nTT^  ■    ;  TURN  BACK.'  \ 

(        MAKE  Mt  PO       ]  H    ^TURNBACK' J 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


December  8.  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Writing 


As  I  was  growing  up,  my  very  energetic 
Sabbath  School  teachers  al-  programs. 
ways  taught  me  that  Jesus 
wanted  us  to  help  those  in 
need.  The  Pastor  would  get 
up  and  say,  "We  are  looking 
too  much  at  ourselves.  We 
need  to  get  out  into  the  fields 


trash  can  for  his  dinner.  In  the  short  time  smce  I've  in  Campus  Ministries  that  I 

If  you  invited  any  of  these     been   working   with    Campus  realized  there  was  a  space,  or 

;  discovered,  though,  that  people   into  your   home   and     Minitries,     I've     prayed    for  gap  between  my  lifestyle  and 

the    decision    isn't    easy    for  bought     them     clothes     and     those    whom    I've    come    in   that  of  the  rest  of  society, 

everyone.        Several    people  something  to  eat,  chances  are     contact  with.   Seemingly  to  no          Campus    Ministries    has 

have  commented  that  trying  to  they   would   not    say    "thank      avail,  because  I  don't  see  any  shown  me  that  I  need  to  be 

help  the  world  is  an  effort  in  you."  I've  worked  with  some      changes.  Still.  I  ask  friends  to    concerned  with  their  lifestyle 

vain,    and    that    their    small  of  the  kids  from  Bonny  Oaks      go  to  story  hour  with  me  and   also.  Satan  is  prevalent  in  our 

The  congregation      contribution  could'nt  possibly  and  none  of  them  have  every     to  a  Bonny  Oaks  outing.    Why  world  and  there  are  many  evO 

would    reply    with    a    hearty     make  any  difference.  said  "Thank  You"  to  me.  I've      do  I  do  this?                                  influences    as   well    as    good 

"Amen"     and     the     subject         Another  argument  is  that  gone  to  story  hour  and  told        You  must  realize  that  most   influences.   We   have   a  task 

would  be  dropped.                        many  needy  people  don't  try  stories  to  little  children  and     Campus  Ministries  programs   that  needs  to  be  finished. 

Here  on  our  campus  we  have     to  help  themselves  and  don't  none  of  them  have  fallen  at  my 

the  opportunity  to  help  those     appreciate  the  help  that  they  feet  to   give   their   hearts   to 

in  need  through  our  Campus     receive.  God. 

Ministries    Program.       Many       On  many  occasions  I've  gone  Before  long,  I  found  myself 

teachers    and    students    have     into  Chattanooga  on  a  Satur-  asking  the  same  old  questions, 

volunteered  their  time  to  such     day  night  to  see  a  basketball  What  good  am  I  doing?    I'm 

t  friends.  not  changing  anybody.     How 


activities  as  the  Bonny  Oaks     game  or  just  to 

Big   Brother   and    Big    Sister     The   hustle   and   bustle   of  a    can  I  change  the  life  of  my 
program,    Destiny,    Prison     Saturday  night,  the  lights,  and     little  brother  at  Bonny  Oaks 
shop    windows    is     exciting,    when  1  only 
but  amid  all  this  you  can  see  a 
eep  on  a  park  bench, 
nan  wearing  a  ragged 
overcoat  and  carrying  a  shop- 
ping bag  with  her  life's  be- 
longings.   Around  the  corner, 
rummages  through  a 


Ministries,  singing  bands,  and 
story  hour. 

Many  have  volunteered 
because  they  feel  they  should. 
Jesus  said  that  we  should 
minister  to  the  less  fortunate. 
Others  have  volunteered  be- 
cause they  wanted  to,  and  a 


month?  After  we  say  good- 
bye, he  soon  forgets  that  I  was 
every  there  and  goes  on  with 
his  business.  With  all  the  bad 
in  the  world,  one  cannot 
expect  to  change  very  many 
things. 


don't  need  to  succeed,  at  least  Why  don't  you  join  Campus 

by  our  standards.   Sure,  there  Ministries  and  see  what  hap- 

are  many  Campus  Ministries  pens?  Experience  the  frustra- 

programs  that  do  succeed,  and  tion  and  sorrow  of  trying  to 

there  have  been  many  people  reach    that   little    brother    or 

who  have  been  touched  by  the  little  sister  of  yours.    You  will 

efforts   of  those   involved    in  soon    understand    that    when 

Campus    Ministries.       Jesus  Jesus  asked  you  to  pray  for 

said  to  minister  to  the   less  others.  He  did  this  for  your 

fortunate  and  only  He  can  tell  sake  as  well  as  for  the  sake  of 

if  we  have  done  this.  those  you  are  praying  for. 

You  also  need  to  realize  that  You  will  see  things  change, 

we  must  help  those  in  need,  and  you  will  see  your  perspec- 

not  only  for  what  it  does  to  tive  change.    Jesus  told  us  to 

benefit  them,  but  also  for  what  touch  people  in  need.     Until 

it  does  to  benefit  ourselves.   It  we  do  this,   we   don't   know 

wasn't  until  I  began  working  what  being  a  Christian  is  all 


^,  r^     .   .  SA  Holds  Chapel 

Julie  McClarty  Twirls 


To  The  Top 


Southern  College  in  College- 
dale,  Tennessee,  will  be 
featured  with  the  Fletcher 
Academy  Concert  Band, 
Saturday  night.  December  10, 
at  the  West  Henderson  High 
School  Gyi 


Julie  currently  holds  three 
baton  twirling  titles:  "Miss 
Majorette  Queen  of  the  East, 
1983-84,"  "Eastern  States 
Regional  Twirling  Champion, 
1983-84, ■•  "U.S.  2-Baton 
Twirling  Champion.  1983-84." 
Julie  has  taken  baton  lessons 
for  over  ten  years,  and  has 
won  over  1.000  trophies  and 
medals  in  twirling 

competition. 


Julig  has  twirled  flag,  hoop, 
solo,  and  two-baton  routines 
in  parades,  high  schools, 
talent  shows,  civic  clubs,  and 
refirement  centers  as  far  north 
as  Montral.  Canada,  as  far 
south  as  Mexico  City,  as  far 
east  as  Virginia,  and  as  far 
west  as  Montana.  Her  two- 
baton  twirling  has  been 
featured  twice  with  the  SC 
Band  at  the  Omni  in  Atlanta 
and  three  times  she  has 
twirled  at  Florida's  Disney 
World,  leading  the  band  with 
a  two-baton  routine. 

In  addition  to  twirling  in  the 
U.S..  Julie  has  been  the  guest 
twirler  with  the  SC  Gymnastic 
Team  in  Mexico,  and  the  SC 
Symphony      Orchestra      in 


In  1979.  Julie  was  featured  on 
the  cover  oiListen  Magazine. 
She  was   in   an   inside   story 
entitled.    "Julie    McClarty 
Twirling  to  the  Top." 

When  preparing  for  Baton 
Nationals  in  the  summers. 
Julie  spends  up  to  five  hours  a 
day  in  practice,  a  rigorous 
training  supervised  by  her 
supportive  parents,  Drs.  Jack 
and  Wilma  McClarty.  both 
faculty  members  at  Southern 
College. 


ILPN'T  J       //  Si 


The  second  SA  chapel  of  the 
semester  was  held  on  Thurs- 
day, Decembers. 

The  first  item  of  discussion 
was  the  change  in  name  of  the 
Social  Activities  Director  and 
the  Student  Services  Director. 
The  proposal  was  to  name  the 
offices  Vice  President  of  Social 
Activities  and  Vice  President 
of  Student  Services.  The 
students  were  given  ballots 
when  they  entered  the  gym 
and  they  were  picked  up  as  the 
students  exited. 

Next.  Glenn  McElroy  opened 
up  the  floor  for  the  open 
forum.  The  purpose  of  the 
forum,  according  to  McElroy. 
was  "to  give  the  students  a 
chance  to  put  the  officers  on 


the  spot.  We  want  to  allow  the 
students  to  voice  their  opin- 
ions, and  we  want  the  stu- 
dents to  understand  that  we're 
concerned  about  them." 

After  the  open  forum,  the 
announcement  was  made  that 
the  SA  Caroling  for  Dc' 


9  ha; 


ed  bei 


the  SA  didn't  want  to  interfere 
with  the  Music  Vespers  at  the 
church.  But  the  caroling  for 
December  16  to  Stonehenge  is 
slill  scheduled  to  take  place. 
And  on  December  11,  the  SA 
will  be  sponsoring  an  ice- 
skating  trip  to  Ice  Land  at  the 
Choo  Choo.  The  charge  will 
be  $2.00  cash,  and  the  buses 
will  leave  Wright  Hall  at  9:00 


|i|  COLLEGEDALE  NURSERY 

^^  CHRISTMAS  DECORATIONS 

3-Light  Electric  Candles        $4.49 


Poinsettias 


$2.49  and  up 


12"  Tapered  Candles  $0.39  each  -  $3.99  per  dozen 

Artificial  Christmas  Tree       2'  to  9' 

Phone  396-3102 
Hrs.  "  Sun-Thur  8-6 


CoIIegedale  Nursery 
n  Industrial  Drive 
CoIIegedale.  TN   37315 


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Overqualified  or  Unemployed 


Of  the  965.000  college 
seniors  who  graduated  last 
spring,  one-third  left  their 
alma  maters  without  jobs,  and 
thousands  are  either  still 
searching  for  jobs  in  their 
fields  or  are  filling  time  in  jobs 
in  which  they  are  overquali- 
fied. 


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the 


Partly 

increase  of  degree-holders 
(more  than  double  in  the  past 
decade).  Fewer  entry-  and 
lower-level  positions  are  avail- 
able because  of  the  number  of 
"baby  boom"  employees  in 
the  work  force.  And  the 
surplus  isn't  expected  to  de- 
crease until  the  end  of  the 
decade.        Of    160    college 


surveyed  by  the  College  Place- 
ment Council,  34.5  percent 
reported  fewer  job  offers  on 
campus  as  compared  to  the 
previous  year. 

Changes  in  demand  are  also 
contributing  factors  to  the 
surplus  of  unemployed  gradu- 
ates. As  the  nations  industry 
shifts  rapidly  from  basics  to 
high  technology,  many  gradu- 
ates find  themselves  left  out. 
Placement  directors  say  gen- 
eral business-administration 
majors  are  not  doing  as  well  in 
the  job  search  as  graduates  in 
accounting,  fmance  and  data 
processing. 


even  after  a  job  is  found  -  if 
the  employee  is  overqualified 
for  the  position.  This  problem 
is  particularly  common  in  col- 
lege and  university  environ- 
ments, where  one  spouse 
takes  whatever  is  available 
when  the  other  is  offered  a 
good  job  is  his  or  her  field. 
Graduating  students  unwilling 
to  leave  the  comfortable  col- 
lege community  ofter  suffer 
this  fate,  also. 

As  the  old  cliche  goes,  in  a 
tight  economy  there  are  many 
Ph.D.s  stuffing  envelopes, 
mopping  floors  and  driving 
taxicabs. 


The  frustration  may  continue       A  drop  in  staff 


to  conservative  times  in  edu- 
cation complicates  the  matter 
as  overqualified  college  work- 
ers find  fewer  advancement 
possibilities  open  to  them. 

A  loss  of  self-esteem  and 
long-term  career  goals  may  be 
side-effects,  and  co-workers 
often  have  less  or  little  in 
common  with  the  over-educa- 
ted employee. 

On  the  job,  overqualified 
employees  may  assume  tasks 
beyond  their  job  descriptions, 
which  is  motivational  for  a 
while  but  seldom  produces 
tangible  rewards  or  recogni- 
tion "  especially  in  the  com- 
pensation area.     Even  when 


supervisors  want  to  promote 
or  give  raises,  reclassifying  a 
position  or  changing  the  salary 
scale  isn't  easy,  particulariy 
with  rigid  state  systems. 

Personnel  specialists  and 
career-planning  counselors 
suggest  that  overqualified 
workers  be  candid  about  fu- 
ture plans  with  their  supervi- 
sors. Bosses  feel  betrayed 
when  they  are  the  last  to  know 
about  a  worker's  job  search, 
which  couid'affect  later  recom- 
mendations. 


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Endowment  Funds 
Earn  Record  Return 


I  World  War  III? 


Investments  made  by  college 
endowment  officials  paid  off  in 
a  big  way  this  year.  The 
record  return  of  42.2  percent 
is  compared  to  last  year's  loss  market  val 
of  0.9  percent  and  a  10-year 
average  of  9  percent  (com- 
pared to  8.4  percent  infiation), 
according  to  an  annual  survey 
by  the  National  Association  of 
College  and  University  Busi- 
ness Officers. 


rt  Sunday,  December  11,  at  4:00 
largelyontheway  a  college's  jj p.m.  E.S.T..  most  ordinary 
fund  is  set  up.  Institutions  «■  activity  will  stop  in  two  areas 
with  budget  formulas  for  « of  the  country  as  the  12-2 
pending  a  percentage  of  the  «' Washington  Redskins  travel  to 


pie, 
affected  more  strongly  than 
those  spending  only  the  inter- 
est and  dividends  earned. 


The  amount  of  money  making 
its  way  back  into  current 
budgets,    however,    depends 


Most  college  investments  ' 
include  a  mixture  of  stocks  ; 
and  bonds;  stocks  made  great- 
er gains  on  the  financial ; 
market  in  the  last  year  than  i 


Sports  Quiz! 


}  Dallas,  Texas  to  take 
ri2-2  Dallas  Cowboys. 
J  The  rivalry  between  the  two 
f'has  been.going  on  for  several 
J  years,  but  has  just  recently 
^gotten  hot  again  as  the  Red- 
I  skins  have  once  again  become 
f-contenders  in  the  playoffs 
\  after  a  several-year  layoff. 
t  The  Worid  Champion  Red- 
^  skins,  sporting  the  number 
■■  defense  against  the  rush 
ilways  effective 
and  powerful 
John  Riggins,  will  be  trying  to 
gain  home-field  advantage  for 
the  playoffs. 

The  Cowboys  will  also  be 


aiming  for  home-field  advan- 
tage throughout  the  playoffs. 
Since  1981.  the  Cowboys  have 
lost  the  NFC  Championship 
game,  in  Philadelphia,  in  San 
Fransisco.  and  in  Washington. 
This  year,  they  hope  to  win 
and  break  their  NFC  Cham- 
pionship game  jinx. 

Neither  team  has  a  clear-cut 
advantage  over  the  other  as 
both  are  on  the  bottom  in 
passing  defense  and  both  are 
tops  in  rushing  defense. 
Washington  is  the  top.  scorer 
in  the  league,  but  Dallas  is  a 
close  second. 

Look  for  Dallas'  Danny  White 
and  his  corps  of  receivers  to 
try  and  pick  apart  Washing- 
ton's secondary  in  their  at- 
tempt to  recapture  the  NFC 
Central  Division  crown.    Also 


look  for  John  Riggins  to  try 
and  run  holes  in  the  Cowboy 
defense. 

The  strange  thing  about  this 
game  is  that  all  that  is  on  the 
line  is  home-field  advantage 
for  the  rematch  in  the  NFC 
Championship  game  on  Jan- 
uary 7.  1984.  The  winner  will 
be  the  team  that  wants  to  win 
more  than  the  other.  And 
seeing  as  how  Dallas  has  been 
so  close  the  last  three  years, 
you  have  to  think  that  they 
would  want  the  victory  more. 
The  game  should  prove  to  be 
high-scoring  and  fun  to  watch. 

No  matter  who  wins  this 
game,  you  can  expect  to  see 
one  of  these  two  teams  in  the 
Superbowl  and  to  be  the 
World  Champion. 


Predict  the  winning  tej 
in  to  the  Accent  office 
noon  on  Sunday 
closest  scores  an 
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1  random  drawing  will  be  held.  ] 


Score:   i 


Dallas  Cowboys 


Washington  Redskins 


Deadline:  Sunday.  December  11,   12:00  Noon. 


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Books 

Calendars 

Cheese  packs 

Collar  bar 

Credit  card  calculator 

Desk  Accessories 

Fruit 

Gift  Certificates 

Gloves 

Key  Rings 

Night  Gown 

Pen  and  pencil  set 

Perfume/ Cologne 

Personalized  Note  Pads 

Phototypesetter 

Plants 

Poster 

Purse 

Records/Tapes 

SC  T-shirt 

Set  of  Final  Exams  (before  Dec.  18,  please!) 

Socks 

Stuffed  Animals 

Sweaters 

Tie  Pins 

Ties 

Umbrella 

Wallet 

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Time  Out 


Mike  Dickerhoffs  team 
emerged  as  the  champions  of 
"B"  league  football  with  their 
61-26  posting  passing  of  Derek 
Richardson's  team.  Turnover 
by  Richardson  and 

DickerhofTs  potent  offence 
turned  this  championship 
game  into  a  route  early.  With 
Dickerhoff's  team  leading  6-0, 
an  interception  by  Eric  Mock 
produced  a  touchdown  by  Rob 
Lonto  on  the  next  play.  After 
the  insuring  kick-off.  another 
interception  led  to  a 
Dickerhoff- Lonto  connection 
in  the  end  zone  as  Dickerhoff's 
team   quickly   posted   a   20-0 

The  two  teams  traded 
touchdown  until  halftime.  with 
Dickerhoff    owning    a    33-12 

Richardson  seemed  to  spring 
to  life  as  they  returned  the 
second  half  kick-off  for  a  score 
as  Derek  Richardson,  Joe 
Deely,  and  Mike  Burks  hooked 
up  for  this  one.  But 
Dickerhoff  shot  back  with 
touchdown  scores  to  Mark  and 
Hefty  Martin  with  Mike 
Dickerhoff  closing  the  scoring 
following  an  interception  of 
the  kick-off  return.  Richardson 
closed  the  scoring  on  the  last 
play  of  the  game  as  his  team 


pulled  a  "Statue  of  Liberty" 
play  with  Richardson  taking  a 
pass  from  Mark  Murphy. 
Dickerhoff  will  now  play  the 
champions  of  "A"  league, 
Greg  Culpepper's  team.  Date 
and  time  have  not  yet  been 


In  Inframmural  Volleyball, 
Lance  Martin's  team  gained 
their  first  three  points  of  the 
year  Tuesday  by  defeating 
Kim  Stebbins'  team  in  two  of 
the  three  games  15-5  and  15-7 
after  losing  the  first  game 
15-13.  Lance's  team  seems  to 
be  putting  fun  and  winning 
together  now  after  dropping 
their  first  two  sets  of  the 
season.  Martin's  victory  was 
capped  off  by  a  Washington 
Redskins'  group  high  five  as 
the  celebration  began. 

In  other  games  Tuesday, 
Knox  outlasted  Laura 
Martin's  team  15-4.  15-8,  and 
15-12.  while  Wrate  beat  Kelly 
Williams'  team  15-3  and  15-12 
in  the  first  two  games,  but 
dropped  the  third  game  15-7. 


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by  Mike  Baltisione 

The  second  annual  volley- 
ball tournament  will  begin  at 
8:00  a.m.  in  the  P.E.  Center 
on  Sunday,  December  11. 
The  competition  will  be  be- 

three  players,  and  will  oper- 
ate on  a  system  of  double- 
elimination,  in  much  the 
same  way  as  the  All-Night 
Softball  Tournament  earlier 
this  year.  A  team  is  out  after 
they  lose  twice,  and  the 
contest  will  continue  until 
only  one  team  is  left.  The 
;  department  rec- 
that  all  partici- 
pants be  involved  in  the 
intramurals  program,  but 
anyone  who  signs  up  in  a 
team  will  be  eligible  to 
participate.      Steve   Jaecks, 

t  coordinator  says 

a    big 

hoping 

1  annual 


it 


and 


defeated  Dave  Hubbard's 
team  16-14.  15-0,  and  15-11  as 
Negron  got  a  fine  effort  from 
his  female  players  to  pull  off 
the  sweep. 


"A"  League  Volleyball 

Team  *Points 

Hartle  10 

Calhoun  9 

Roscher  ^ 

Messer  1 


"B"  League  Volleyball  EAST 

Team  *Points 

Knox  11 

Laura  Martin  7 

Negron  6 

Drab  6 

Bottomly  5 

Hubbard  i 


"B"  League  Volleyball  WEST 

Team  *Points 

Johnson  9 

Williams  9 

Wrate  6 

Gray  6 
Lance  Martin        3 

Stebbins  1 


Decembers,  I983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Students  Visit  County  Jail 


Edward  C.  Ley,  currently 
employed  as  a  juvenile 
Probation  Officer  with  the 
TDOC.  brought  a  group  of 
professors  and  students  from 
Southern  College  to  the  Main 
Prison  for  a  tour  of  the 
institution  on  October  29. 
The  prison  tour  began  at  9:00 
a.m.  with  attendance  at  the 
I  Seventh-day  Adventist  chapel 
I  services,  where  Ley  led 
approximately  40  prisoners 
and  guests  in  a  song  service. 
Taletha  Thomas,  21,  a  recent 
graduate  in  Nursing  at  SC, 
I  provided  welcome  relief  from 


the  usual  acappela  singing  by 
playing  the  piano. 

Dr.  Lorenzo  Grant,  professor 
of  Ethics  and  New  Testament 
studies,  preached  a  sermon 
based  upon  1  Kings  19:9, 
entitled,  "What  Are  You 
Doing  Here,  Elijah?" 

Grant's  colorful  preaching 
style,  mixed  with  a  liberal 
dose  of  dry  wit  and  vivid 
descriptions  from  his  own  life 
in  East  St.  Louis,  kept  the 
congregation  alternating 
between  good-natured 
laughter  and  close  attention. 


"If  a  person  didn't  go  to 
church  very  often,  they  sure 
would  go  more  often  to  hear 
him,"  Charley  Hoover,  The 
Interim  Associate  Editor 
and  photographer,  said.  "I 
especially  enjoyed  hearing  his 
personal  testimony.  I  wish  he 
were  here  more  often,"  Mike 
Hartsock  added. 
After  the  chapel  services,  the 
professors  and  students  were 
taken  inside  Unit  U  so  they 
could  see  what  a  cell  block 
looked  like. 

The  next  stop  was  "Death 
Row,"  where  the  guests  were 


aWt  to  see  the  electric  chair, 
dubbed  '  'Ole  Sparky' '  by 
convicts.  The  last  execution  in 
Tennessee  occurred  on  Nov.  7, 
1960.  when  William  Tines  of 
Knoxville  was  electrocuted  for 
the  rape  of  a  Roane  County 
housewife.  Currently,  Ronald 
Harries,  who  has  refused  to 
continue  with  any  appeals,  is 
scheduled  for  execution  three 
days  after  Christmas  on  Dec. 
28,  1983. 

Frank  Aylor,  30,  who's  death 
sentence  was  commuted  to  life 
by  Governor  Ray  Blanton  in 
1976.  provided  additional  tour 


Classifieds 


Dear  Pamela, 
Ik  houdt  Van  U. 

Rush 
I  G.N.C. 

Hope  you  had  a  terrific 
I  Birthday! 

Mo 

lUnderclassmen    retake    pic- 

Itures  are  back.    Please  pick 

I  at  the  Southern  Mentor- 

t  office.    Hours  are  M-Th 

)m  2:00-5:00  p.m. 

Rhonda. 

Don't  forget  to  stop  by  on 
your    way    home.        Drive 

Vic 

Sunday,  December  11, 
pouthern  College  will  host 
annual  Faculty/ Senior 
panquet.  The  banquet  will 
at  6:30  p.m.  in  the 
follege  Dining  Room. 

This   banquet   is   for   all 

"faculty      members.      and 

December        and        May 

graduates.      Dress   for   the 

evening  will  be  semi-formal. 

Invitations  have  already 
been  sent  out  to  all 
graduates,  and  seniors  wish- 
ing to  attend  must  R.S.V.P. 
to  the  Switchboard,  located 
in  Wright  Hall,  before 
December  8. 

Sherry  &  Denise, 

Wish   I   could  send  ya'll 

some  sunshine.      I'll   trade 

places  with  ya.   Miss  ya'll! 

Love, 

Monte 


To  Bill  and  Iron, 
■"Put  them  on  me."    But! 
But--    "Put  them  on  me." 
Carlos  knew  all  arguments 
were  useless  . . . 

-Gem 

I  desperately  need  a  ride  to 
Adams,  MASS  on  the  21st  or 
22nd.  Anyone  going  that 
way  or  by  it,  please  contact 
me  right  away  -  238-2316 
"Dee. 

Jim  Hakes, 

I  hope  this  week  has  been  a 
good  one  for  you.  You're  a 
really  sweet  guy  and  a  good 
inspiration  to  me.  Hope  I 
haven't  disappointed  you  in 
any  way.  Talk  to  me. 

Love  ya, 
PamH. 

The  annual  Southern  College 
Research  Writing  Contest  is 
on  again!  You  may  have  a 
prize-winning  research  pa- 
per already  prepared  for  one 
of  your  courses  this  year,  so 
plan  now  to  enter  the  con- 
test. Watch  for  further 
announcements. 

Larry  and  Curly, 

Get  out  of  the  sun  and  start 
packing!  It  won't  be  long 
now!  Bring  me  some  sand 
from  the  beach. 

Later, 
Mo 
Congradulations  to: 

Doug  Leeper  for  winning  a 
scholarship  from  the  DPMA 
for  academic  achievement.* 


A  three  hour  Developmental 
Psychology  class  (PSYC  128( 
will  be  taught  MWF  at  1:00 
on  the  Collegedale  campus. 
This  class  will  be  a  full  life 
span  course.  2  hour  Devel- 
opmental Psychology  I 
{PSYC126).  listed  in  the 
class  schedule  at  1:00  and 
3:30  TTh,  will  not  be  offered 
second  semester.  To  make  a 
change  in  your  schedule  see 
your  advisor  at  registration. 

30095 

To  the  dismay  of  all  the 
gamblers  who  bet,  these  last 
five  weeks  have  been  a 
happy  success. 

Love, 43919 


The  film  "Fiddler  on  the 
Roof  will  be  shown  Satur- 
day evening,  Dec.  10  at  7:00 
in  Thatcher  Hall  worship 
room  as  part  of  the  Humani- 
ties film  series.  It  will  be 
shown  only  once  and  there 
will  be  a  $1  admissions. 


team  win.     Ya'll  are  good 

fans,    but  even   more   than 

that,  you're  great  friends. 

Your  friendly  nadve  Dallas 

Cowboys  Fan, 

P.S.  "Hail  to  the  Redskins, 
World  Champions."  But 
hopefully  not  for  too  long. 

G.  Noble  C- 

Wish  I  could  send  you  some 

of  this  sunshine.     Hope  to 

see  you  2d  semester.    Miss 

you.   Take  Care  of  yourself. 

Love, 

Your  Spastic  Friend 

in  Florida 

P.S.    How   are  your    "Coo! 

Shades?" 


A  salad  supper  will  be  held 
at  Carol  Bauer's  home  on 
Friday,  December  16. 
Everyone  is  invited.  A 
sign-up  sheet  is  posted  at 
the  Student  Center  desk. 
When  signing  up.  please 
indicate  the  salad  ingredient 
you  wish  to  bring.  Sugges- 
tions will  be  listed  on  the 
sheet.  Look  at  what  the 
others  are  bringing  and 
make  your  decision  accord- 
ingly. Please  sign  up  by 
December  14.  Further  an- 
nouncements pertaining  to 
transportation,  etc.,  will  be 
in  the  Chatter  and  the  Ac- 
cent next  week. 

Dear  Doug  Sommerville. 

I  sure  hope  everything  is 
going  great  for  you  at  good 
ole  S.C.  wish  you  were  here 
to  enjoy  this  gorgeous 
weather  with  me.  Can't  wait 
to  get  back  to  be  with  you. 
Miss  Ya. 

14210 
P.S.  I  heard  the  food  was 
great  at  the  "Loft" 

The  Student  Association  will 
be  sponsoring  a  night  of 
caroling  on  Friday,  December 
16.  Due  to  the  Music  Division 
Vespers,  caroling  on  Decem- 
ber 9  has  been  cancelled. 

Buses  will  leave  Wright  Hall 
at  6:30  p.m.  and  plan  to  go  to 
Stonehenge.  They  will  return 
at  approximately  9:00  p.m. 

Everyone  who  wishes  to 
come  and  wants  to  sing  carols 
is  encouraged  to  take  part. 

K.R., 

Take  care  of  yourself.  Miss 
your  hugs!  Your  remem- 
bered in  talks  with  the  Man 
upstairs. 

Love  ya, 
Buglet 


information  when  the  group 
visited  "The  Yard,"  TSP 
Hospital,  and  the  Main  Dining 
Room,  where  nearly  six 
thousand  meals  are  served 
each  day. 

Ley,  who  graduated  from  SC 
in  1980,  with  a  B.A.  degreee 
in  theology,  is  currently 
finishing  his  Masters  in 
Criminal  Justice  at  UTC.  In 
addition  to  his  professional 
and  academic  responsibilities, 
he  still  remains  active  in  the 
Adventist  church's  prison 
ministry  program  at  the 
county  jail  in  Chattanooga. 


John, 

Thanks  so  much  for  Sunday 
night.  It  was  great!  I  hope 
we  have  many  many  more 
just  like  it.  Good  luck 
making  your  decisions, 
remember  I'll  always  be 
there  to  listen  whenever  you 
need  me. 

I  Love  You 
The  Little  Brat 


To  #22263 

Hope  you  have  a  Merry 
Christmas  and  good  luck  in 
all  your  exams. 

Your  Secret  Sister 
#15460 

All  students,  faculty,  and 
administrative  staff  are 
invited  to  attend  the 
marriage  of  Eddie  Soler  to 
Milca  Rodriquez.  It  will  take 
place  at  the  Collegedale 
Seventh-day  Adventist 
Church  on  Sunday. 
December  18.  1983.  The 
ceremony  will  start  promptly 
at  3:00  p.m. 

Dear  Dianna.  Matt,  &  Nalini 

Thank  you  all  for  being  a 

friend    in    each    your    own 

special  way  when  I  need  you. 

Love.  Kelly 

You  wanker,  we're  going  to 
miss  you  when  you  go  back 
to  London.  You  silly  sod. 
Don't  forget  your  wanker 
friends  back  in  the  colonies. 
Naughtioi 


Loretta 

Why  do  you  want  to  be  a 
woman?   To  have  babies? 

Brenda 

Needed  -  a  ride  to  Orlando. 
December  19  --  Monday  of 
exam  week.  Can  leave  at 
4:30  p.m.  Will  help  with 
driving  and  expenses.  This 
is  very  important.  Call  Ann 
at  238-2615. 

"If  there  is  a  single  female 
nursing  student  or  a  married 
couple  who  will  be  needing  a 
place  to  live  at  during  their 
semester  in  Oriando.  please 
contact  Liz  or  Laura  at 
238-2212  for  more  infor- 
mation on  a  small  furnished 
apartment  that  is  only  12 
miles  from  Orlando 
Hospital,  perfect  for  nursing 
students. 

If  you  need  a  ride  to  Vir- 
ginia, we  '.vii!  be  going  to 
Staunton  on  Thursday.  De-  -l 
cember  22.     If  you  need  a 
ride,  call  Harry  at  238-3306. 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  8. 1983 


o 


Speak  Vp 


What  is  the  best  Christmas  gift 
you  ever  received? 


t   ii    0 


Mark  Bramblett 
Physics 


^ 


Ingrid  Katorsky 
Nursing 


Michelle  Van  Putten 
Nursing 


H 


John  O'Brien 
Accounting 
"A   'B'  in  Cost  Accounting 
from  Dr.  Richards. ' ' 


Loraiie  McGuire 

Glenn  McElroy 

Justine  Child 

Robert  Kachenmeister 

Nursing 

Business  Management 

Nursing 

Biology 

My  Ferrari? 

'  'Skiing  in  St.  Moritz.  ' ' 

Jiopefully,       my 

gold 

"My  Women  of  SC  Calen 

EARN  UP  TO 
$100  PER  MONTH 
STUDYING  FOR  ATEST. 

Be  a  regular  plasma  donor,  and  you'll  also 
earn  the  thanks  of  hemophiliacs;  surgical 
patients;  burn,  shock  or  accident  victims 
and  many  others. 


Southernmiyiccent 


Volume  39,  Number  13 


Southern  College,  CoUegedale,  Tenn 


December  15,  1983 


(^^ihf^ihUtnm 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  15,  1983 


Editorial 


'  'And  she  shall  bring  forth  a  son.  and  thou  shall  call  his  name 
JESUS:  for  he  shall  save  his  people  from  their  sins. '" 

The  night  was  dark,  with  only  a  few  stars  to  brighten  the 
highway  into  town.  The  couple  drove  slowly,  looking  for  a 
vacancy  sign  on  the  motels  they  passed.  After  exhausting  all 
the  ones  along  the  highway,  they  turned  off  to  look  for 
another  motel  on  some  side  street  in  town. 

The  street  lights  were  already  off  as  they  slowly  made  their 
way  from  one  end  of  town  to  another.  No  lights  were  shining 
in  any  of  the  houses  they  passed,  nor  were  there  any  places 
to  stop  and  rest.  They  kept  driving  up  and  down  the  streets, 
hopelessly  looking  out  into  the  black  night  for  some  light, 
some  sign  of  life,  a  sign  of  hope  and  rest. 

Finally,  they  noticed  a  small  lamp  glowing  faintly  through  a 
dirty,  grimy  window  way  out  on  the  very  edge  of  town.  The 
place  was  merely  a  shack  and  was  located  out  back  of  the 
city's  slum  section.  Neglected  and  falling  apart,  it  was 
obviously  the  only  light  on  anywhere  nearby,  and  Joe  knew 
he  had  to  stop  soon.  His  young  wife  was  very  tired  and  had 
turned  pale  from  lack  of  proper  rest. 

They  had  been  traveling  for  days  to  get  here.  The  promise 
of  a  new  job  with  better  pay  had  lured  them  from  their  tiny 
two-room  apartment  in  a  western  suburb  many,  many  miles 
away.  But,  Christmas  was  almost  here  now  and  Joe  was 
afraid  to  tell  his  new  boss  that  car  repairs  and  gas  had  taken 
all  but  the  last  few  dollars  he  owned  until  after  he  was  really 
working  and  earning  his  salary. 

He  needed  to  find  a  place  to  let  Margaret  rest,  and  then  he 
would  try  to  find  some  way  to  earn  some  money  for  their 
Christmas.  He  knew  she  would  be  lonely  for  her  family,  and 
he  wanted  to  make  Christmas  as  enjoyable  as  he  could  for 
her,  since  he  had  brought  her  this  far  from  home. 

He  pulled  into  the  small  yard  belonging  to  the  flickering 
light.  Reassuring  Margaret,  he  stepped  out  and  cautiously 
made  his  way  to  the  front  door.  His  knocking  brought  a  frail 


Southerni^Jiccent 


Editor 

Assistant  Editor 
Layout  Editor 
Sports  Editor 
Religion  Editor 
Advertising  Manager 
Artist 
Photographers 

Typesetters 


Maureen  Mayden 

Page  Weemes 

Brenda  Hess 

Dick  Bird 

Jerry  Russell 

Keith  Shaw 

Chuck  Wisener 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Lesa  Hoth 

Dinah  Slawter 

Tommy  Morton 

Joe  Denney 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sheni  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Mike  Battistone 

MoniGennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Michelle  Lawier 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

f'^rances  Andrews 


3  Soulhorn  AccanI 


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^H   GETTING  LOW.  PLEASE   POT    A    PENNEY 
^M    IN  THE    OLD   COLLEGE    BOWL. 
■■    XF   YOU    HAVEN'T  GOT    A    PENNY, 
BH   A    HA'PENNY    WILL  DO.  XF  YOU  HAVENT 
■■  GOT    A    HA'PENNY,  THEN    YOU    CANT  OO 

wi^^^^3      Zj^"^— 

JLetters 


Dear  Editor: 

1  would  like  to  express  my 
appreciation  to  the  committee 
or  committees  that  plan  the 
various  entertainment  series 
here  at  SC.  Those  of  us  who 
have  taken  advantage  of  these 
fine  programs  have  really 
gotten  a  treat.  The  Artist- 
Adventure  Series,  the  Cham- 
ber Series,  and  the  Humani- 
ties Film  Series  have  all 
provided  inexpensive  enter- 
tainment and  educational 
enrichment. 

If  we,  as  college  students. 


were  to  try  to  obtain  the  same 
quality  of  entertainment 
outside  of  school,  we  would 
not  be  able  to  pay  our  bills. 
Also,  many  of  us  would  never 
have  been  exposed  to  some  of 
these  cultural  events,  despite 
the  cost. 

The  entertainment  has  been 
well-rounded  and  there  has 
been  an  excellent  variety  of 
styles  and  interests  presented. 
Thank  you  for  a  fine  job. 

Sincerely, 
Shelley  Duncan 


Dear  Editor: 

1  would  like  to  commend 
whoever  is  responsible  for  the 
beauty  of  the  campus 
grounds. 

The  Grounds  Department 
really  does  work  hard  to  keep 
the  grounds  here  at  Southern 
College  pretty,  and  does  a 
good  job  at  it.  1  never  see  a 
piece  of  litter  cluttering  up  the 
grass,  or  in  the  fall,  see  a 
bunch  of  leaves  on  the  ground 
or  sidewalk.  It  really  is  a 
clean-looking  campus. 


And  in  the  winter,  when  most 
of  us  have  jobs  inside  nice, 
warm  buildings,  the  grounds 
workers  are  outside  in  the  cold 
to  keep  the  campus  looking 
pretty. 

If  they  think  their  work  is  not 
appreciated,  they  need  not 
worry,  because  it  is.  On 
behalf  of  many  other  Southern 
College  students  who  think 
the  same  as  I  do:  Thank  you. 
Sincerely, 
Sheri  Porter 


Dear  Editor,  •  ■  ~  -  ■  "■  ■ 
I  would  like  to  bring  attention 
to  all  the  young  ladies  who 
work  the  registers  and  s 
food  in  the  cafeteria.  It  seems 
like  they  always  have  some- 
thing nice  to  say,  or  at  least  a 
free  smile.  They  are  up  early 
in  the  morning,  when  I'm  sure 
they  would  rather  be  sleeping, 
and  they  are  there  in  the 
evening,  when  I'm  sure  they 
would  rather  be  socializing. 
They  even  work  on  th 
Sabbath-cur  day  of  rest.  This  I 
means  getting  up  and  going  to 
early  service  while  the  rest  of 
us  sleep  and  think  about  how 
we  don't  really  have  anything 
to  do  for  a  while.  It  also  means  | 
missing  one  of  the  nicest 
meals  of  the  week-Sabbath 
dinner. 

Now  some  might  say  they  are 

only  there  because  they  are 

being  paid,  and  I  guess  this  is 

true.   But  I  would  like  to  point 

___  a  fact  that  should  not  be 

overlooked-working    for    the 

ages  they  are  earning,  surely 

it  is  not  the  paycheck  that  they 

smiling  about. 

So   thanks,    ladies,    for  a 

terrific  job.   Merry  Christmas! 

Sincerely. 

Gart  Curtis 


GARFIELD®  by.    n  Davis 


December  15,  19e3/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Collegedale  Celebrates 
Christmas  in  Song 


by  George  Turner 
Sabbath  morning,  December 
17,  the  Collegedale  Church 
will  come  alive  with  the 
sounds  of  Christmas  praise,  as 
the  Greater  Collegedale 
School  system  presents  their 


Chr 


Mu 


Program.  Traditionally  held 
the  last  Sabbath  before  the 
holiday  break,  the  program 
will  feature  music  from  sev- 
eral groups  representing  the 
A.W.  Spaulding  Elementary 
School. 

"The  church  service  will  be 
changed  slightly,"  said  Dr. 
Marvin  Robertson,  director  of 
the  three  choirs  that  will 
perform.  "There'll  be  more 
music,  and  Pastor  Beitz's 
message  will  be  shorter. 
Other  than  that,  it's  about  the 

A  string  ensemble  from  the 


school  as  well  as  the  Suzuki 
Strings,  both  under  the  direc 
tion  of  Jenine  Fryling  and  Orlo 
Gilbert,  as  well  as  a  fourth 
grade  choir,  a  fifth-grade  choir 
and  one  choir  comprising  stu- 
dents from  grades  six  through 
eight,  will  perform  selections 
that  date  from  one  of  the 
oldest  known  carols  to  songs 
of  a  much  more  contemporary 
style.  Several  students, 
including  Michele  Arner  and 
Grant  Schlisner,  will  perform 
solo  selections. 

"We  do  this  every  year," 
commented  Dr.  Robertson, 
"because  much  of  the  joy  of 
Christmas  is  in  the  child.  We, 
as  adults,  tend  to  be  rather 
Scrooge-like  at  times,  and  this 
type  of  program  can  help  us 
see  Christmas  as  it  was  meant 
to  be." 


Thatcher  Hall's  Doors  Open 


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Student-pj^iH  Awards 
Established 


Roberls 

Sunday,  December  18,  1983, 
Thatcher  Hall  will  open  its 
doors  for  its  annual  Women's 
Open  House  from  6-8:00  p.m. 

"'I  think  it's  a  good  chance  for 
the  guys  to  come  over  and  see 
what  the  girls'  rooms  look 
like,"  said  music  major 
Jeanne  Chase. 

For  the  event,  there  will  be 
lots  of  mistletoe  and  beautiful 
Christmas  music  throughout 
the  dormitory.    Refreshments 


Destiny  to 
Perform 


The  Academy  of  Motion  achievement  in  four  categor- 
Picture  Arts  and  Sciences  and  ies:  animation,  documentary, 
the    Academy    Foundation    dramatic  and  experimental. 

announced      the      eleventh        To  be  eligible,  films  must       ev:i— ,es-;-.ev->fcpfci»*itVl^Pi 
Annual  Student  Film  Awards    have    been    completed    after  4»*?aSJ*3i»-S5i»*ai»^=iO*? 
competition  today,   according    April   1,    1983   in   a   student- 
to   Elaine   Richard,    the    pro-     teacher  relationship  within  the 
gram  coordinator.  curriculum   of   an    accredited 

The  Student  Film  Awards  school.  For  more  details, 
was  established  by  the  Aca-  contact  Mr.  Paul  Nagel,  Jr., 
demy  of  Motion  Picture  Arts  Department  of  Communica- 
and    Sciences    and    the   Aca-     tions.    University    of   Miami, 

P.O.  Box  248127,  Coral  Gables 

Florida  33124,  305/284-2265. 
After  the  regional  selections 

are   made,    semifinalists   will 

compete  against  films  chosen 

in  six  other  regions.  They  will 

be    judged    by    the    Motion 

Picture    Academy's    voting 

membership   of  leading   film 

industry  professionals.      The 

winners  will  be  flown  to  Los 

Angeles  for  the  June  10.  1984 

Student    Film    Awards    cere- 
Academy's 


will  be  served  on  the  second 
floor  main  lobby.  Guests  may 
tour  the  dormitory  viewing  the 
rooms  deciding  which  ones 
they  like  the  best. 

The  main  feature  of  the 
evening  will  be  the  contest  for 
the  best  decorated  door.  A 
first  prize  of  $15  dollars, 
second  prize  of  $10  dollars, 
and  third  prize  of  $5  dollars 
will  be  awarded  to  the  three 


best  decorated  doors  on  each 
wing:  East,  West,  and  Annex. 
The  official  judges  for  the 
contest  will  be:  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Bob  Garren  for  the  East  Wing, 
Ruby  Burch  for  the  West 
Wing,  and  Everette  and  Sha- 
ron Schlisner  for  the  Annex. 
The  judges  will  be  given  boxes 
of  candy  for  their  effort. 

"Be  sure  to  see  second  East 
"  the  best  hall  in  the  dorm," 
says  RA  Bridget  Knox. 


demy  Foundation  to  recognize 
and  encourage  outstanding 
achievement  in  film  produc- 
tion by  college  and  university 
students. 

Students  from  North  Carolina 
South  Carolina,  Tennessee, 
Arkansas,  Georgia,  Alabama, 


Louisiana.  Oklahoma,  Texas, 
Colorado,  New  Mexico,  Utah 
and  Arizona  are  eligible  to 
enter  the  regional  competition 
1  compete  for  cash  grants 


nd  trophies  for  outstanding     Beveriy  Hills  headquarters. 


This  Friday  night,  December 
16,  the  Campus  Ministries 
Department  will  feature  its 
third  and  last  vespers  for  this 
semester. 

Vespers  will  begin  at  8:00 
p.m.  in  the  church.  The  group 
Destiny  will  be  performing  a 
play  entitled  "The  New  Jeru- 
salem Express". 

Special     music    will     be 
presented    by    Bill    Young. 
Following  that.  Bill  will  lead 
the    congregation     in     some 
Christmas  songs. 


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4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/Deceraber  15,  1983 


Osborn  Speaks  At  December  Graduation 


At  2:00  p.m.,  on  December 
22,  the  second-year  nursing 
students  will  be  honored  dur- 
ing the  1983  Nurse's  Pinning 


ember,  1983,  will  be  held  in 
the  church  at  4:00  p.m.,  of 
December  22.  Graduating 
students  include  mainly  those 

Service.    The  ceremony,  held     completing  2-  and  4-year  pro- 

in  the  church,  symbolizes  the     grams,  and  Dr.  Cyril  Futcher. 

institution's  recognition  of  the 

nursing  students,  and  of  the 

effort  they  have  put  forth  in 

preparation  for  their  vocation. 

For  this  reason,  the  pinning 

service  has  a   great   deal   of 

significance  for  thi 

and  their  families. 


remarks  that  this 
December  class  i 
of  the  college. 


;  the  largest 
the  history 


Commencement 
the  graduation  eta: 


The  speaker  for  the  service  is 
students  Elder  David  Osborne,  paster 
of  the  AUC  church.  Elder 
Osborne  is  an  alumnus  of 
SMC,  and  will  be  remembered 
of  Dec-     by    many    students    as    the 


popular  Week  of  Prayer 
speaker  two  years  ago.  Elder 
Osborne  has  also  bee 
college  chaplain  at  La  Si< 
and  has  been  described  by 
many  as  a  fine  speaker. 

The  class  officers  for  the 
December  class  of  1983  ai 
President-Karen  Wilcox 
Vice-President-Joey  Bird 
Vice-President  (Orlando)- 

James  Gershon 
Pastor-Barry  Scott 
Secretary-Treasurer- 

Steve  Tankersley 
Sponsors-Steve    Spears 

Bonnie  Hunt 


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Congress  OK's 
College  Bills 


In  a  rush  to  adjourn  until 
January  23,  lawmakers  passed 
a  number  of  bills  of  interest  to 
higher  education.  Among 
those  topics  sent  to  the  White 


Civil  right  -  This  bill,  if 
signed,  will  appropriate  $11.9 
million  for  the  current  fiscal 
year  to  the  U.S.  Commission 
on  Civil  Rights.  Although  less 
what  the  President  had 


ivhich  will  lessen  the  compre- 
hensive coverage  of  such  sta- 
tute  in  eliminating  gendei 
discrimination  throughout  the    niovees 


may  hamper  free 
communication  by  researchers 
and  former  government  em- 


asked   for,    the   bill   provides     from  school  t 


$151.4  million  for  the  Equal 
Employment  Opportunity 

Commission,     up    from    last 
year's  $147.4  million. 

Title  IX  -  The  Reagan 
administration  has  attempted 
to  narrow  the  scope  of  this 
amendment,  which  prohibits 
sex  bias  in  federally  assisted 
education  activities  and  pro- 


American  educational 


Handicapped  education  ■- 
Under  this  bill,  handicapped 
children's  programs  would  be 
continued  through  fiscal  1986, 
including  $6  million  to  help 
youths  make  the  transition 
work  or  college 
n  in  fiscal  1984 
1  vocational  re- 


and  S36  mill 
for  research 
habilitation. 

Indian  community  colleges  - 
Federal  aid  for  18  American 
Indian  Community  colleges 
will  be  provided  for  through 


1987  if  the  President  approves     break 


Historical  records  -  A 
five-year  plan  would  reautho- 
rize support  for  the  National 
Historical  Publications  and 
Records  Commission,  which 
takes  care  of  the  papers  of 
important  Americans. 

Soviet  studies  -  This  bill 
would  set  aside  $5  million  in 
fiscal  1984  and  1985  for  addi- 
tional training  of  scholars  in 
Soviet    and    East    European 

Many  other  bills  were  passed 
by  either  the  House  or  Senate 
and  await  completion  after  the 
Congressional  Christmas 


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Saturday  Night 
At  The  Movies 


"Saturday  evening,  December 
17,  there  will  be  a  pizza  feast 
followed  by  the  movie,  Sammy 
the  Wayout  Seal"  in  the 
cafeteria. 


Because  of  the  success  of  the 
ast  movie,  there  will  be  two 
ihowings.  The  first  showing 
vill  start  at  7:30  p.m.  and  the 
;econd    at    9:20    p.m.       The 


p.m.  Pizza,  chips,  pop.  and 
many  other  assorted  snack 
foods  will  be  served.  Admis- 
sion to  the  movie  is  of  no 
charge. 

"Sammy  The  Wayout  Seal" 
is  a  hilarious  Disney  World 
comedy  starring  Jack  Carson 
and  Robert  Colp.  The  story 
tells  of  two  boys  who  befriend 
a  seal,  and  their  many  adven- 


catetena    will    open    at    /:uu  tur^s.      ,          .      ^ .. 

After  '*The  Day  After" 

by  Shirley  Hopkins 

Thousands  of  activities  by  Workers    attendees    heard 

high-school  and  college   stu-  speakers    warn    of    viewers' 

dents,   faculty  members   and  hidden    fears     which     might 

tists  were  stimulated  by  produce    nightmares,    eating 

viewing    of    "The    Day  disorders  and  deprt 


After' 

At  the  University  of  Kansas 
(Lawrence),  in  the  city  of  the 
movie's  setting,  1,500  stu- 
dents and  professors  held  a 
candlelight  peace  vigil. 

Teachers  in  both  high-school 
and  college  used  the  film's 
impact  to  spur  classroom  dis- 
cussions   on    the    threat    of 

National  Association  of  Social 


"Some  scientists  fear  that  a 
nuclear  war's  effects  would  be 
much  more  drastic  than  those 
shown  in  the  film,  saying  that 
sunlight  could  be  blocked  for 
months  by  explosion-caused 
fires. 

And  supporters  of  the 
Reagan  administration's  poli- 
cies called  the  film  simple- 
minded  and  one-sided  propo- 
ganda 


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Communications  Commission- 
Another  bill,  signed  into  law 
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December  15,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Senate  Previews  VM  Proposal 


by  Jerry  KovalskI 

The  last  senate  meeting  of    questions         and 
the     semester     was     held     recommendations 
Monday  night,  December  12. 
J.  T.  Shim  called  the  meeting 
to  order  and  Renata  Ballard 
had  the  devotional. 

After  roll   was   taken   and 


make 
to  the 
senate.  The  people  appointed 
were  Senator  Duerkson, 
Senator  Rice,  Senator 
Durichek.  Lori  Norword.  Joe 
Denny,    and    Mike    Burks. 


that  the  students  be  able  to 
charge  items  at  the  VM  on 
their  ID  cards.  He  suggested 
that  an  ID  computer  terminal 
be  installed  at  the  VM  and 
that  a  limit  of  thirty  dollars  per 
month  be  placed  for  the 
students.  Glenn  McElroy 
mentioned  that  the  computer 
terminal  would  have  to  be  like 
the  one  at  the  Campus  Shop 
that  would  give  you  a  print  out 
of  how  much  you  spent  and 
how  much  you  have  left.  After 
discussions,  J.  T. 


Shii 


flo 


the 


absences  were  voted  on,  Steve  Terry  Cantrell  seconded   the 

Schmidt  brought  up  the  idea  motion  and  it  was  carried. 

of  having  the  president  and  Lone  Coston  said  that  she 

vice-president  of  the  SA  run  was  still  working  on  getting 

together  on  the  same  ticket  at  the    curfew    changed    in    the 

election    time.       After    some  girls  dorm  that  would  allow 

discussion,  Reg  Rice  made  the  gusy  to  be  in   the  Thatcher 

motion  that  a  committee  be  set  lobby  later  than  8:00  p.m. 

up  consisting  of  three  senators  Donald  Chase  presented  the 

and    three    constituants    that  first    reading   of   his    bill    to 

would  work  out  some  of  the  recommend  to  the  Ad  council 

old  woman  to  the  window.  Her  quivering  old  voice  asked  his 
name,  and  giving  it,  Joe  explained  their  plight  and  asked  for 
her  help.  The  tone  of  his  voice  implored  Uie  sickly  old  lady  to 
open  the  door,  and  she  hobbled  to  the  chains  and  locks  made 
to  block  out  unwanted  visitors. 

Joe  smiled  down  at  the  lady  and  explained  that  his  wife 
needed  rest  and  tender  care  for  the  next  few  weeks  for  she 
was  expecting  their  first  child.  As  he  helped  Margaret  to  the 
grimy,  sagging  bed  the  old  woman  indicated,  he  tried  to 
express  his  thanks  for  the  trust  the  old  lady  had  shown  them. 
She  merely  smiled  a  toothless  grin  and  went  to  the  kitchen 
for  some  hot  soup  and  crackers. 

As  she  brought  the  soup  to  Margaret,  Joe  again  spoke  of  his 
gratefulness  for  her  kindness.  The  woman  spoke,  slowly  and 
carefully,  "I  believe  that  the  parents  of  the  Christ  child  were 
happy  with  their  lodgings,  but  I've  always  wished  I  could 
have  been  the  innkeeper  so  I  could  have  let  them  in,  even  if  it 
was  to  sleep  in  my  own  bed." 

■^  --MM 


to  wait  until  the  second  read-  position    as    senator    from 

ing  to  make  an  ammendments  Orlando,  for  Karen  Schmidt; 

to  the  bill  or  vote  on  it.  Chase  Jim     Gershon,     as     Orlando 

also    mentioned     that     Fred  senator  for  Sherry  Tryon;  and 

Ashmore,  the  owner/manager  Fred     Liebrand     for     Steven 

of  the  VM,  was  in  favor  of  Fitzgerald.     A     motion     was 

having  ID  charges  at  the  VM.  made    by    Lorie    Coston    and 

Glenn   McElroy   presented  seconded    by   Terry    Cantrell 


appointments  for  the 
who  will  not  be  able  to  be  in 
the  senate  next  semester. 
They  are  Leah  Louderback  for 
Cindy  Mountz;  Lisa  Ohman 
for  Beverly  Tillman;  Sherry 
Tryon,    who    resigned    her 


that  the 
and  i 


iccepted 
IS  then  taken  of  the 


oduction  center  in  the  base- 
ent  of  DanieHs  Hall.  J.  T. 
lim  adjourned  the  meeting. 


UTt  DECEMBER  . 


.  and  . 


^ 


•Christmas  is  in  the  air  (and  everywhere  else):  the  Campus 
Tree,  recorded  music  nightly,  candles  in  Wright  Hall,  trees 
on  every  floor  of  the  dorms,  and  in  the  cafeteria,  programs, 
banquets,  festivals,  manger  scenes,  and  candy  canes; 
•Santa  Clauses  are  ho-ho-ing  their  gollity  into  parties  and 
programs  and  confusing  little  children  who  thought  there 

only  "one"; 

•Students  and  teachers  are  in  the  final  academic  throes  of  the 
semester:  a  plethora  of  projects,  lab  tests,  reports, 
seminars,  reviews,  term  papers,  lists  somehow  getting 
prepared,  turned  in,  and  graded-while  the  omnipresent 
cloud  of  final  exams  gets  closer  and  closer; 
•Through  it  all,  we  experience  the  special  seasonal  thrills  of: 
carolling,  gift  exchanging,  fragrant  baking  odors  emerging 
from  our  homes,  clever  fireplace  mantel  scenes,  decorated 
front  doors,  beautiful  store  window  displays,  roadside  stands 
full  of  shiny  red  apples  and  glistening  oranges  and  Christmas 
trees  (all  outrageously  expensive),  and  that  unique  feeling  of 
kinship  and  goodwill  that  we  experience  at  no  other  time  of 
the  year; 

*So ...  we  say,  Good  Luck'on  those  Exams,  Congratulations 
to  the  December  graduates,  and  Merry  Christmas  to 
everyone. 


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3 


Christm; 


"Chestnuts  roasting  on  an 
open  fire,  Jack  Frost  nipping 
at  your  nose...",  hardly  a 
fitting  song  when  the  temper- 
ature is  between  80  and  90 
degrees  Farenheit.  Of  course 
the  tune  "I'm  dreaming  of  a 
White  Christmas"  would  be 
very  applicable  to  anyone  from 
the  Northern  Hemisphere  - 
and  dreaming  is  as  close  as 
they  would  get! 

Christmas  is  celebrated  in 
Australia  with  as  much  delight 
happiness  and  commercialism 
as  you  would  find  here,  but 
the  big  difference  is  the 
climate.  However,  in  spite  of 
how  warm  a  day  it  might  be. 
Santa  will  still  deck  out  in  his 
warm  suit  and  try  to  be  jolly  to 
all  the  children.  Cards  will 
have  winter  scenes,  shops  will 
decorate  with  make  believe 
snow    and    reindeer,     holly, 

On  the  other  hand,  you  may 
choose    to    buy    a    purely 


Australian  Christmas  card 
with  a  typical  "Aussie"  scene 
of  wildflowers,  wildlife  or 
landscape  pictured.  You 
might  sing  songs  that  go  "Out 
on  the  plains  the  brolgas  are 
dancing"  or  "Orana  to 
Christmas  Day"  and  the 
favorite  "Six  White  Boomers, 
Snow  White  Boomers."  (This 
is  a  song  about  Santa  being 
pulled  by  six  big  white  kanga- 
roos while  he  is  on  the 
Australian  run.)  People  will 
exchange  gifts  on  Christmas 
morning  with  the  emphasis 
being  on  summer  rather  than 
winter. 

For  those  living  inland, 
Christmas  day  will  be  spent 
with  relatives  and  friends 
either  at  home  or  at  some 
picnic  spot.  Mother  will  cook 
up  the  traditional  dinner  of 
fowl,  baked  potatoes,  and 
trimmings,  dessert  will  be 
plum  pudding.  Christmas  fruit 
cake  (different  to  American), 


as  well  as  sweets  (candies) 
and  decorated  biscuits 
(cookies).  Those  living  along 
the  coast  will  most  likely  go  to 
the  beach  and  enjoy  the  day 
there  with  a  picnic  lunch. 
No  business  will  be  open  with 
the  exception  of  a  Chemist 
(pharmacy)  for  emergencies. 

Australia  is  a  Christian 
country,  mostly  Catholic,  and 
most  people  will  attend  church 
sometime  during  the  season. 
People  will  sing  Christmas 
carols  together,  children  will 
perform  plays  and  have  a 
Christmas  Concert  for  their 
parents.  School  ends  the  first 
week  in  December  for  the  year 
so  children   are   already   on 


The  day  after  Christmas  Is 
also  a  holiday  called  "Boxing 
Day"  but  whether  Christma^-, 
is  spent  here  or  in  Australia  it-^  . 
is  still  a  very  joyous  and  giving':. 


By  Elder  Jim  Herman 

When  I  think  of  Christmas,  I 
have  many  different  feelings 
and  reflecBons  that  run 
through  my  mind.  I  guess 
most  immediately  my  family 
comes  to  mind  -  little  girls 
around  the  Christmas  tree  - 
sitting  in  front  of  the  fire  --  a 
long  table  mounted  with  fancy 
foods  and  pies  ~  friends 
calling  "  singing  Christmas 
carols  to  the  neighbors  and  a 
baby  bom  in  a  manger.  With 
today's  busy  commercial  em- 
phasis on  Christmas,  we  tend 
to  lose  sight  of  the  simple 
beginnings  of  the  first  Christ- 
mas. It  helps  for  us  to  stop 
and  think  of  the  humble 
beginning  of  the  Christmas 
story,  how  the  infinite  God 
could  send  His  only  Son  as  a 
helpless  baby  to  this  cruel  and 
dark  worid.  The  baby  Jesus 
could  have  been  bom  in  the 
hotel,  but  because  of  the 
crowd  there  was  no  room,  and 
so  today,  as  Jesus  comes  in 
various  forms  I  wonder  if  He 
will  find  room  in  our  hearts? 

Just  a  week  ago  I  was  made 
aware  of  this  very  situation  in 
my  own  life.  I  was  taking  my 
girls  to  perform  in  a  Christmas 
concert  on  Sunday  afternoon. 
As  we  were  getting  ready  to 
go  into  the  church  for  this 
celebration     service     of    the 


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By  Dr.  John  Wagner 

An  old  Christinas  legend  tells 
of  a  cobbler  who  dreamed  that 
the  Christ  ChUd  spoke  to  him 
and  said,  "Martin,  tomorrow, 
on  Christmas  day,  I  am  going 
to  visit  you."  Martin  awoke 
early,  prepared  a  special 
meal,  cleaned  his  tiny  home, 
then  sat  at  his  cobbler's  bench 
to  await  the  special  guest. 

Hoping  the  dream  had  come 
true  he  responded  to  a  mid- 
moming  knock  on  the  door. 
"Come  in,"  Martin  urged  as 
he  ushered  a  poor  woman, 
with  a  child  wrapped  in  a 
tattered  shawl  into  his  base- 
ment room.  He  felt  a  twinge 
of  anxiety  as  he  served  the 
woman  and  child  part  of  the 
meal  he  had  prepared  for  the 
Christ  Child.  He  shoved  this 
anxiety  aside  and  graciously 
.  listened  as  the  woman  poured 
out  her  miseries.  The  woman 
left  and  Martin  sat  alone. 


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dashed  to  the  door,  but  his 
face  fell  as  he  saw,  not  the 
expected  guest,  but  a  street 
urchin  shivering  in  the  snow. 
He  cared  for  the  boy's  needs, 
the  urchin  left  and  Martin  was 
alone  with  his  thoughts  once 
more.  Twice  again  during  the 
day  Martin's  expectations  of  a 
special  visit  were  dashed  as 
the  sorrowful  and  poverty 
stricken  came  to  his  door  for 
help-but  there  was  no  visit 
from  the  Divine  guest. 

By  evening  he  was  discour- 
aged. Had  it  all  been  an 
illusion  after  all?  With  a  sad 
heart  he  went  to  bed.  Then  he 
heard  a  voice.  "Martin!"  He 
sat  up  quickly.  "Martin,  I  did 
visit  you  today,  I  came  in  the 
form  of  the  poor  widow,  the 
homeless  boy,  and  the  others 
you  entertained.  You  did  not 
disappoint  me." 

Christmas  is  a   season   of 
many  moods  and  activities. 
Giving  gifts,   sending  cards. 


making  phone  calls,  visiting 
friends  and  family,  eating 
special  food,  skiing  and  other 
winter  sports-these  and  many 
more  activities  are  all  essen- 
tial parts  of  Christmas  that  we 
shouldn't  miss. 

Yet  we  must  not  forget  that 
the  old  cobbler's  actions  and 
examples  speak  to  the  most 
essential  part  of  the  meaning 
of  Christmas.  To  be  consider- 
ate of  others'  needs,  to  be 
aware  of  what  Christ  expects 
of  us  and  to  hear  Him  speak  to 
us,  to  be  thoughtful  in  our 
actions,  to  practice  unselfish- 
ness-these  acts  embody  the 
most  meaningful  aspects  of 
Christmas.  While  we  enjoy  all 
that  makes  this  season  so 
special,  let's  not  forget  the 
One  around  whom  the  holiday 
centers.  And  in  remembering 
Him  and  His  gift  to  us  let  us 
resolve  to  more  accurately 
reflect  His  love  on  the  campus 
of  Southern  College  of 
Seveath^d^^ventists. 


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Why  couldn't  they  help  him? 
Then  I  spoke,  "Wait  here  a 
minute."  My  wife  carries  the 
money,  so  I  went  into  the 
church,  found  my  wife,  dug 
through  her  purse  and  wallet 
and  retrieved  a  twenty-dollar 
bill.  As  I  emerged  from  the 
church  a  few  minutes  later  the 
car  was  still  there.  I 
approached  and  again  he  got 
out  of  the  cr,  and  what  seemed 
to  be  a  little  brother  got  out 
with  him.  I  then  expressed  my 
sorrow  for  his  loved  one's 
plight  and  wished  him  a  safe 
trip  home.  He  thanked  me  for 
the  gas  money  and  then  drove 
away.  I  was  tempted  to 
wonder.  Was  he  a  con  artist 
just  making  a  little  extra 
money  or  was  he  really  in 
need? 

But  then  I  remember  that  of 
all  people  WE  as  Christians 
must  share  not  only  in  the 
good  news  of  Jesus  Christ  but 
in  the  good  things  that  He 
granted  to  us.  Yes,  we  can  be 
tempted  during  the  Christmas 
season  to  be  so  caught  up  in 
all  the  things  of  Christmas  - 
even  at  a  Christmas  concert  - 
that  we  would  miss  the  real 
spirit  of  Christmas  -  the  spirit 
of  giving  -  the  giving  of 
ourselves  to  Christ  and  for 
those  He  died. 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  15,  1983 


December  15,  1983/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/9 


Kef  lection  Writing 


In  last  weeks  Southern  do.  I  picked  up  the  Accent  tree  was.  I  would  turn  on  the  we  all  gathered  in  front  of  the  Finally  I  realized  that  if  I 
Accent.The  Speak  Up  section  again  and  immediately  turned  lights  and  sit  in  front  of  it  with  tree.  My  father  would  wanted  something  long-term, 
asked  the  question,     What  is    to  the  back  page  and  read  the      my  legs  crossed  just  looking  at      distribute   one    present   at   a     I  would  have  to  find  it  myself. 


"What 
the  best  Christmas  gift   you     question  again.  "What 
ever  received?"  best  Christmas  gift  you  ever 

In  reading  the  answers.  I  received?"  This  time  the 
could  see  that  most  of  the  answer  jumped  out  at  me.  Of 
people  polled  were  trying  to  course!  What  is  Christmas  all 
be  cute  and  didn't  take  the  about?  Christmas  is  about 
question  seriously.  But  after  I  love  and  togetherness.  It  is  a 
read  the  question  again,  I  time  for  sharing,  but  most  of 
began  to  think  of  my  past  all  it  is  the  celebration  of  the 
Christmases  and  the  gifts  I  birth  of  our  Savior.  Why  had 
had  received.  it  taken  me  so  long  to  figure 

that  out? 

When  I  was  younger,   my 
parents  would  buy  me  games  I  reasoned  that  it  must  be 

and  toys, 

has  bought  me  shirts 
sweaters,  and  the  like  for 
Christmas.  But  I  couldn't  put 
my  finger  on  just  one  gift  that 
was  the  best,  so  I  dropped  the 

A  few  hours  later  I  was  in  my 
room,  bored,  with  nothing  to 


When  morning  would  finally 
arrive,  I  would  jump  out  of  bed 
or  be  dragged  out  by  my 
brothers,  depending  on  who 
go  up  first.  Then  we  would 
run  to  my  sister's  room  and 
wake  her  up.    After  we  were 

all  up  and  running  excitedly  For  the  rest  of  the  day  I 
around  the  house,  we  would  would  play  with  my  toys.  But 
converge  on  my  parents  room,      it  seemed  like  they  wouldn't 

With  a  loud  crash  we  would     last  very  long.      Either  they 


time.    I  didn't  like  his  format  I  did.    I  found  a  relationship 

so   I   usually  went   after   my  with     God     that     has     been 

own.    While  my  father  wasn't  neglected    and    taken    for 

looking  I'd  sneak  one  out  from  granted.    I  decided  to  nurture 


under  the  tree  and  tear  off  the 
wrapping  and  shout  "Oh, 
boy!",  then  toss  it  aside  for 
another  one.  This  went  on  till 
1  had  opened  all  my  presents. 


recently      because   of   my    materialistic     throw  the  door  open  and  jump     would  wear  out  or  I  would  get 


expectations  of  past 
Christmases. 

I  remember  as  a  child  I  would 
lie  awake  for  hours  on 
Christmas  Eve,  anxious  to  get 
at  those  presents.  Sometimes 
I  would  get  out  of  bed  and  go 
into  the  living  room  where  the 


their    bed.    This    usually     tiredof  them.  As  I  got  older.  I 
woke  them  up.     We  begged     wanted  things  that  would  last. 


them    to    let    us    open 
presents    but    they    would 
always   insist   that   we   do   it 
after  breakfast. 
After  breakfast  was  out  of  the 
way  and  dishes  were  washed. 


my  parents  bought 
clothes.  But  even  clothes 
wore  out-or  I  would  grow  out 
of  them.  I  wanted  something 
long-term,  something  that 
would  last. 


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and  work  for  this  friendship 
with  my  best  efforts.    I  did. 

Today,  I  can  say  that  I'm 
happy  with  my  relationship 
with  God,  but  I'm  not  satisfied 
with  it.  I  want  to  get  to  know 
him  better.  I  want  to  do  things 
for  him.  not  because  I  feel  I 
have  to  but  because  I  want  to 
show  God  that  I  appreciate  His 
gift  to  me.  He  gave  me  His 
Son.  And  he  gave,  knowing 
that  He  might  never  get  Him 
back.  That  is /ove.  That  is  the 
best  Christmas  Gift  I've  ever 

He  gave  the  gift  to  you  also. 
It's  up  to  you  to  tear  off  the 
paper  and  accept  it.  I  hope 
you  will. 


Orlando 

News 


Coming  Next  Semester 


by  Evonne  Hanson 

The  Orlando  campus  senior 
students  went  to  "The  Good 
Earth ' '  restaurant  for  their 
faculty/senior  banquet  on 
November  30.  The  Seniors 
were  allowed  to  bring  dates. 

On  December  12,  a  special 
Assembly  Christmas  Party 
was  planned,  and  included 
refreshments  as  well  as  a  slide 
presentation  of  the  semester's 
activities. 

That  evening,  the  Orlando 
SA  sponsored  a  Christmas 
Banquet  at  the  Rosemont 
Country  Club.  It  was  girls- 
ask,  and  besides  dinner  and 
live  entertainment,  the  film 
"The  Immigrants"  was 
shown. 

The  Orlando  students  are 
studying  for  finals,  finishing 
research     papers,     and     are 
ready 
Christn: 


SnoWonder  . . .  the  exciting 
Warren  Miller  ski  movie  on 
January  14,  at  8:00  p.m.  in 
the  P.E.  Center. 


"Kayaks  Down  The  Nile"  . 
.  .  an  exicusive  view  of  one 
man's  trip  on  the  Nile  River. 
This  will  happen  at  the  P.E. 
Center  on  January  21  at  8:00 


"Ben  Hur"  will  be  shown 
n  Thatcher  Hall  at  7:00  p.m. 
m  January  28. 


A  special  Valenfine'i 
with      space      for 
classifieds  as   you   ca 
that  special  ; 
thing  special. 


"The    Agony    and    the 
Ecstasy"     will     be     shi 

7:30  p.m.  and  at 
9:00  p.m.  on  February  25, 
Thatcher  Hall. 


On  March  31,  "The  Lion, 
The  Witch,  and  The  Ward- 
robe" will  be  shown  in 
Thatcher  Hall  at  8:00  p.m. 
and  again  at  10:00  p.m. 

On  April  14,  the  Southern 
College  Gymnastics  Team 
will  have  their  spectacular 
Home  Show  in  the  P.E. 
Center.  Always  a  favorite  of 
the  students,  the  show 
promises  to  be  an  event  to 
remember.  It  will  begin  at 
8:00  p.m. 


The  Student  Associafion 
will  present  their  Talent 
Show  on  April  15.  1984  at 
8:00  p.m.  in  the  P.E.  Center. 


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COLLEGEDALE  CREDIT  UNION 
396-2101 
Open  Hon.  -  Frl.  8  am  -  2 
Men.  &  Thur.  6-8  pra 


10/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/December  15,  1983 


Time  Out 


Rod  Hartle,  Fred  Roscher. 
and  Carla  Kamieneski  teamed 
up  to  win  SC's  1983  three-man 
volleyball  tournament. 
Hartle.  Roscher.  and 
Kamieneski  defeated  the  team 
of  Jon  Scheffel.  Doug 
Sommerville,  and  Garth 
Thoresen  for  the  champion- 
ship 15-5  and  16-14. 

The  two  finalists  enjoyed  a 
rather  successful  tournament 
throughout  its  course. 
Scheffel's  team  began  the 
tournament  by  downing 
Loretta  Messer.  Bob 
Kamieneski.  and  Mike  Waller 
15-13  and  15-6.  Hartle's  team 
out  dueled  Scheffel's  team  two 
games  to  one  15-12  and  15-3 
after  loosing  15-12.  thus 
sending  Scheffel's  team  into 
the  losers  bracket. 
Hartle's  team  continued  from 
there  to  defeat  Bruce  Gibbon. 
Steve  Carlson,  and  Gary  Howe 
in  straight  sets  15-12  and 
16-14.  while  Scheffel's  team 
beat  Mike  Gray's  team  15-4 
and  15-7. 

Scheffel  then  beat  Kyle 
Selby's  team  of  Selby,  Dan 
Melendez  and  Rod  Ramey 
15-4  and  15-9  before  facing 
Hartle's    trio    in    the    final 

In  the  first  championship 
game.  Hartle  got  off  to  a 
commanding  start  by  scoring 
the  first  nine  points. 
Scheffel's  team  put  up  a  good 


fight,  but  that  wasn't  nearly 
enough  as  Hartle  won  big 
15-5. 

In  the  second  game, 
Scheffel's  team  scored  the 
first  three  points  of  the  game, 
but  Hartle's  team  answered 
with  a  three  spot  of  their  own. 
After  Scheffel's  team  scored 
the  next  two,  Hartle  opened 
up  and  scored  five  straight. 
Later  in  the  game,  with  the 
score  9-7  in  favor  of  Hartle, 
Scheffel.  Sommerville,  and 
Thoresen  reeled  off  six 
unanswered  points.  But 
Hartle  crept  back  to  13-10. 
With  the  two  teams  tied  at 
14-14.  Hartle.  after  numerous 
attempts  by  both  teams, 
finally  won  possession  of  the 
ball.  Kamieneski  and  Roscher 
then  set  up  Hartle  for 
successive  spike  plays  to  win 
the  match  and  seal  the  victory. 
It  was  the  second  straight 
three-man  volleyball 
tournament  championship  for 
a  team  captained  by  Rod 
Hartle.  Fred  Roscher  was  also 
a  member  of  that  team  last 

The  tournament  was  exciting 
and  great  to  watch.  However, 
the  tournament  suffered  from 
the  lack  of  attendance.  This 
was  unfortuate  because  some 
of  the  best  volleyball  of  the 
season  comes  during  the 
three-man  tournament. 


The  "A"  League  Champion- 
ship was  at  stake  when 
Hartle's  co-ed  team  took  the 
floor  against  Calhoun's  team 
Tuesday  night.  Coming  into 
the  game  Hartle  had  17  points 
while  Calhoun  had  16.  It  was 
certainly  a  good  match. 

In  the  first  game.  Hartle  ran 
off  the  first  four  points  of  the 
game  using  effective  spike 
plays  by  none  other  than  Rod 
Hartle.  With  the  score  5-1 
Hartle.  Calhoun's  team,  on 
the  strengths  of  Jon  Scheffel 
and  Mike  Waller,  put  together 
a  scoring  string  of  six  points. 
Puttting  Hartle  in  a  deeper 
hole  by  scoring  two  more  a  bit 
later.  Hartle's  team  took  a 
time-out  to  regroup.  Then, 
like  an  avalanche,  Hartle 
scored  10  straight.  Final 
score.  15-9  Hartle. 


In  the  second  game,  Calhoun 
scored  the  first  two  points,  but 
Hartle  came  back  with  two  of 
their  own  to  even  it  up.  After 
trading  scoring  spurts  of  three 
twice.  Hartle  blitzed  Calhoun 
with  five  straight  to  secure 
victory  and  insure  the  "A" 
League  Championship. 

In  the  third  game,  won  15-1 
by  Calhoun,  Calhoun  scored 
the  first  14  points  of  the  game 
with  Waller  serving. 

Hartle  finished  the  season 
with  20  points  while  Calhoun 
finished  with  17. 

In  other  games  of  Tuesday, 
Roscher  downed  Messer  two 
games  to  one  15-11,  10-15, 
and  15-10,  while  Wrate  bested 
Lance  Martin's  team  15-13, 
15-9,  and  15-11.  Negron 
swept  Laura  Martin's  team 
15-4,  16-14,  and  15-6  to  close 
out  their  respectiv 


Umpires  Rule 


Hartle 
Calhoun 
Roscher 
Messer 


"B"  League  -East 

Negron 

Bottomley 

Knox 

Drab 

Laura  Martin 

Hubbard 


"B"  League  -  West 

Williams 

Johnson 

Wrate 

Gray 

Lance  Martin 

Stebbins 


They  say  that  umpires  make 
the  right  call  ninety-nine  per- 
cent of  the  time,  that's  not 
too  bad,  but  that  1  percent  is 
enough  to  kill  you!  .  .  . 

It   was   a   college/ baseball 

Wesleyan  and  Lee  College.  1 
happened  to  be  working  the 
bases  on  that  Friday  after- 
noon. Wesleyan  had  a  runner 
on  first  with  two  outs.  The 
next  batter  hit  a  shot  between 
right  and  centerfield.  The 
runner  on  first  scored,  but  the 
batter-runner  missed  first 
base,  touched  second,  and 
went  to  third  for  an  apparent 
triple. 

Having  watched  the  runner 
miss  first  base,  the  Lee  pitcher 
took  the  ball  to  the  pitcher 
rubber,  and  while  in  contact, 
threw  the  ball  to  the  first 
baseman  for  the  appeal. 

"Balk!"  I  screamed,  for  the 
rules  prohibit  the  pitcher  to 


throw  to  an  unoccupied  base. 
It  appeared  that  my  call  was 
correct  .  .  .  until  the  plate 
umpire  overruled  my  decision, 
since  "Time"  had  been  called 
prior  to  the  appeal. 
After  the  plate  umpire  called 
"play  ball."  the  pitcher  made 
the  proper  appeal,  as  he 
stepped  off  the  rubber,  and 
threw  to  the  first  baseman 
who  was  standing  on  the  bag. 
"You're  out!",  I  screamed, 
only  to  have  the  Wesleyan 
coach  come  charging  out  of 
the  dugout  to  protest  the  call. 
"You  only  get  one  appeal!" 
The  coach  screamed. 

After  a  long,  drawnout 
discussion,  we  (the  umpires) 
declared  the  runner  out.  and 
disallowed  the  run.  since  the 
batter-runner  was  the  "third 
out  of  the  inning,"  (The 
appeal  constituted  a  force 
out.) 

The     Wesleyan     coach 


announced  that  his  team  was 
playing  under  protest.  Did  we 
make  the  right  call?  Would  it 
make  any  difference  if  the 
batter-runner  had  missed- 
second  base,  instead  of  first. 

ANSWER:      The   umpires    I 
made  the  right  call,  but  could 
have  avoided  a  lot  of  grief  it 
they  had  communicated  with 
one  another. 
No  play  can  be  made  during  a    , 
dead-ball    situation.       If   ^^ 
pitcher  had,  indeed  made  the 
improper  appeal  during  a  hve 
ball  situation,  a  "Balk"  would 

be  called. 

We  called  it  right  and  "blew 
it"  on  the  same  play! 

If  the  batter-runner  hao 
touched  first  base  and  missed 
second,  the  run  which  scored 
would  count,  since  the  batter 
runner  would  be  credited  wH" 
a  single.  ■ 

Give  the  umpire  an  error  ano 


throw  him  out  of  the  game 


Classifieds 


The  winner  of  last  week's 
Sports  Quiz  is  freshman 
Chang  Chon.  He  guessed 
Washington-31,  Dallas-I7, 
which  was  the  closest  score 
of  all  entries.  The  Southern 
Accent  would  like  to  thank 
all  those  who  entered. 
Better  luck  next  time! 


Student  Mission  Club: 

Leaving  for  overseas  was 
tough  and  leaving  you  all  is, 
too.  You're  a  special  group 
of  neat  people! 

Thani  you  for  the  lovely 
farewell  gift.  Keep  the 
"spirit"  of  the  club  going 
and  continue  to  reach  out 
and  share  it  with  others. 

My  thoughts  and  prayers 
will  be  with  you  all.   Thanks 

Love, 
Karen  Wilcox 


To  the  survivor  of  the  GAS 
CHAMBER  in  Talge: 

You've  got  our  sympathy. 

Hang  on  to  the  last  of  your 

oxygen  --  vacation  is  coming. 

PDA  Patrol  Part  2 


Dear  Barry, 

You're  a  real  friend,  even  if 
it  was  only  some  "back- 
wards" helpl 

Maureen 

54413, 

Thanks  for  bringing  extra 
joy  to  my  life.    To  say  that 
•'m  going  to  miss  you  next 
understate- 


semester 


I 


Dear  JuH, 

You  really  didn't  expect 
Taco  Bell  to  accept  your  SC 
ID.  Card,  did  you?! 

FeUow  Taco  Bell  Fans 


Richard  Newmeyer, 

We  are  going  to  miss  your 
presence  on  B-Wing  next 
semester.  But  we  can 
understand  your  wanting  to 
go  to  Texas.  Think  about  us 
when  you  are  watching  HBO 
on  your  color  TV  and  playing 
your  music  as  loud  as  you 
^\^"*'  ^°"^  st"dy  too  hard. 
(No  chance  of  that!) 
Vour    B-Wing    Richards    in 

Hichard  and  Richard  B-15 
and  Better  Half  Richard  in 
B-19 


Dear  Sammy, 
OK.  I  don't  have  a  million!! 
(yet),  but  I  still  think  that 
one  of  these  days  ...  I  hope 
that  you  and  Bob  and  Doo 
and  "Moms  and  Pops"  have 
a  very  nice  Christmas.  My 
love  to  you  all  (especially 
you). 

Your  Tennis  Pro 


Chard, 

Thanks    for    being    my 
sweetheart  and  friend. 

Love  you. 
Cuddles 

Dear  "Woodsman". 
Your  friendship  has  been  so 
special ...  I  shall  miss  you 
greatly! 

"your  rock  climber" 


FM  90.5  WSMC 

It  could  not  have  been  a 
success  without  you.  FM 
90.5  graciously  thanks  all 
those  who  contributed  to 
public  radio  by  attending  our 
benefit  film,  the  black  stall- 
ion returns. 

The  FM  90.5  WSMC  famUy 
takes  this  opportunity  to 
wish  everyone  a  happy, 
healthy  Holiday  Season. 


Mrs.  Gustin, 

Thank  you  for  being  my 
shoulder  and  my  confidant! 
You're  just  like  a  second 
mom.  Thanx  too  for  bailing 
me  out!! 

Lynnette 

Dearest  Russell, 

I  still  do  too,  and  always 
will! 

Yours  Forever, 
Nancy 

Margaret  Perlee, 

Are  you  musically  inclined? 

If  not,  you  better  get  that 
way,  and  FAST!  I 

A  Concerned  Citizen 


In  answer  to  the  often  asked 
question  about  Southern 
College  Chorale  openings  for 
second  semester:  Chorale 
openings  are  not  wholesale. 
But  we  are  in  need  of  two 
good  tenors  and  one  good 
alto.  If  you  are  interested, 
please  contact  Dr.  Runyan  as 
soon  as  possible  at  238-2888 
or  leave  a  message  for  him 
with  the  Music  Division 
Office. 


Tommy  Lee  Morton 

Congratulations   on   your 
acceptance  to  the  Loma  Lin- 
da University  School  of  Den- 
tistry. I'm  so  proud  of  you! 
PPW 


Scott  K., 

My,  aren't  we  soooo 
impressive!  And  the  fair 
maiden  wasn't  even  Donna!! 

Paula, 

I  want  to  express  my 
deepest  gratitude  for  your 
friendship.  You've  listened 
to  all  of  my  woes  with  such  a 
sympathetic  ear.  1  thank  you 
for  being  there  when  I 
needed  you.  I'll  really  miss 
you,  PauPau. 

I  love  you, 

Steph  (mama) 

P.S.    Poolah,    pray    that    I 

won't  go  MAD  without  you. 

Hey  Brad, 

That's      too      badl 
Chang  &  Gary 


Save  the  pups  from  the 
pound!  FREE  --  Southern 
'  'watch"  puppies.  Half 
"bird  dog  and  half  English 
setter.  Call  Kuhlman  at 
236-4401. 


EXTRA  SPECIAL  thanks  to 
C.W.,  T.M.,  B.H.,  P.W.. 
and  D.S.  for  this  issue.  You 
guys  are  great! 

M.M. 


Dear  Mr.  Selt2er, 

Good  luck  on  exams!  Good 
luck  on  vacation,  tool  Hope 
things  aren't  as  bad  as  you 
thought!    I'll  be  praying  for 

Wynnie  Pooh 
P.S.  Hope  you  get  back 
here  next  semester! 


D.  Kutzner, 

Please  let  the  water  pass 
under  the  bridge!  L«t's  be 
friends.  No  matter  what, 
have  a  HAPPY  holiday.  I'll 
be  thinking  of  you. 

J.L.S. 

Exterminators; 
It  would  be  greatly  appreci- 
ated if  you  would  refrain 
fh)m  your  activities  until 
Christmas  Vacation  since  the 
odors  you  produce  are  dis- 
tracting and  poisonous. 

Most  sincerely, 
William  Wohlers 
11:00  Survey  of  Civilization 
Class  in  LWH. 


Dear  623, 

My  roommate  for  so  many, 
many  months.  It  has  been 
wonderful,  and  to  have  such 
a  friend  has  been  a  treasure. 

I  do  love  you  and  want  you 
to  know  how  much  you  mean 
to  me. 

Thanks  for  always  listening 
and  caring. 

Love  you, 
"Willie" 

The  Absence  Committee  will 
be  out  of  session  until  Jan. 
(excuses  would  be  imposs- 
ible to  process  before  the 
endof  the  semester.)  Please 
clear  absences  with  indivi- 
dual teachers.   Thank  you. 

This  last  year  and  a  half 
have  been  more  than  mem- 
orable. I'll  miss  you  when 
you  leave.  Thanks  for  being 
a  great  roommate.  Best  of 
luck  in  Orlando. 

Much  love, 
Brenda 


Attention  Thatcher  Hall 
Residents 

Kenneth  Roberts  would  like 
to  announce  his  real  name. 

-"RAY"--  If  you  have  any 
questions,  please  call  any- 
time day  or  night. 

From  the  People  who  Care ! ! 


The  MENs  Club  is  sponsor- 
ing a  "Messiah "-sing  on 
Friday  at  8:00  p.m.  in  Acker- 
man  Auditorium.  Worship 
credit  will  be  given.  Bring 
your  instruments  and  music 
(if  you  have  any!)  and  come 
to  smg. 


Fred  &  Lorrie: 
Congrats! 

HAIL  TO  THE  REDSKINS!  I 

Is  there  any  doubt  as  to  who 
the  best  team  in  the  NFL  is 
now?  I  should  say  not. 
Congratulations,  Redskin 
fans.  Now  get  out  there  and 
collect  that  money.  Sony, 
Dallas  fans.  It  was  a  game 
for  us  to  remember;  one  for 
you  to  agonize  about. 

Sincerely, 

A  Washington  Redskin  Fan 

44658; 

What's  going  to  happen 
now? 

Digger 

Ralph, 

Thank  you  for  being  the 
person  you  are  and  for 
letting  me  "have  to  under- 
stand" things.  It's  a  won- 
derful relief  to  find  someone 
who  loves  thru  everything, 
no  matter  what. 

Ezmerelda 


Dear  Becky,  Jan,  Rhonda, 

It's  time  to  start  heading 
back.  Hope  you  had  a  good 
semester  in  the  sun  and  are 
ready  for  a  better  semester 
in  the  rain  and  cold! 

See  you  soon, 
Bren 


The  Peddler's  Wagon 
located  in  the  Market  Place 
Mall  on  Clouden  Springs 
Rd..  is  offering  a  10  percent 
discount  to  all  SC  students 
and  faculty.  Great  buys  on 
knives,  tools,  and  kitchen 
cutlerv.  Perfect  Christmas 
gifts    for    the    family    back 


Kerr  McGhee, 
Merry  Christmas  to  thee! 
Mac  Belle 


ALLIED  HEALTH  PRO- 
FESSIONS CLUB  NEWS! 
All  those  who  wish  to  attend 
the  Allied  Health  Profes- 
sions Club  Salad  Supper  on 
Friday,  December  16,  must 
sign  up  at  the  Student 
Center  desk  by  Wednesday, 
December  14.  Since  the 
supper  begins  at  6  p.m., 
please  meet  in  front  of 
Wright  Hall  for  the 
transporation  over  at  5:30. 


Many  thanks  to  those  who 
finally  got  the  Christmas 
music  going  on  campus 
during  the  evening  hours! 

20636: 

Hope  you  have  a  good 
weekend.  Good  luck  on  your 
exams.  (Want  some  pickled 
s  for  good  luck?)  Hove 


You 


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Cedric: 

h.w.  =  blaahh!! 
s.k.g.m.d.r.d.c.v.l! 


Aldyth, 

Thank  you  for  a  great 
birthday.  Thanks  also  for 
going  to  such  extremes  to 
keep  the  party  a  secret. 
Thanks  also  to  Bryan, 
Wayne,  and  Robert  for  the 
much  needed  birthday 
present.  Thank  you  Henry, 
Dawn,  Ken,  Shelly,  Debbie. 
Ann,  Linda,  and  Cliftine. 
Special  thanks  to  those  who 
couldn't  be  there  such  as: 
David,  Ryan.  Leon, 
Giouanni,  Mr.  T.,  Alex, 
Liseson,  Neil,  Peart,  and 
Geddy  Lee.  Sorry  you 
couldn't  make  it. 

Love  you  all, 
Randolph 


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Volume  39.Number  14 


Southern  College.  Collegedale,  Tenn 


January  19.  1984 


1,465  Register 


I 


Monday,  January  9.  1984, 
was  registration  day  for  se- 
cond semester  at  Southern 
College. 

Miss  Mary  Elam,  Director  of 
Records  at  Southern  College, 
gave  registration  figures  and 
comments  on  the  data  now 
and  what  it  has  been  in  the 
past. 

At  the  end  of  the  second  day 
of  classes  this  semester,  SC 
had  the  following  registered: 

1204  Students  on  C-dale 
campus 

130     Students   on    Orlando 
campus 

70      Projected    off-campus 

students 
26      RN/BS  community 

nursing   students 
1,440 
25       Additional  late 

registrants 
1 .465  TOTAL  students 

registered 


In  comparison  to  first 
semester's  enrollment  of 
1,625  students.  Southern  Col- 
leges enrollment  for  second 
semester  is  down  by  160 
students.  Miss  Elam  stated, 
'  'Over  the  years  we  have 
averaged  a  10%  drop  between 
first  and  second  semester,  so 
this  is  an  average  year," 

Miss  Elam  went  on  to  say, 
"That's  remarkable  when  you 
consider  we  had  the  largest 
December  graduating  class  we 
have  ever  had  -  143  in  1983  as 
compared  to  83  in  1982. 

It  is  interesting  to  note  that 
117  students  had  registered 
for  second  semester  who  were 
not  here  for  first  semester. 
"Thirty  of  these  are  transfer 
students,"  adds  Miss  Elam, 
"half  of  which  came  from 
Florida  public  colleges.  Forty- 
five  were  students  who  had 
been  enrolled  at  Southern 
College  during  previous  years 
and  left,  but  have  not  returned 
to  our  campus."        ^^^^^ 


Southern  Memories  Off 
To  The  Press 


The  1983-1984  edition  of  The 
Southern  Memories  was  com- 
pleted the  13th  of  January. 
Other  than  a  special  extended- 
deadline  to  include  a  double- 
page  spread  of  the  Rees 
Series,  the  entire  yearbook 
has  been  finished. 


Stated  Editor  Malinda  Mc- 
Kee,  "I  had  a  great  staff  to 
"  i>rk  with  this  year.  Ever>'one 
nut  forth  their  best  efforts  and 
I  am  really  pleased  with  the 
quality  of  their  work  as  well  as 
their  strong  dedication." 

The  yearbook  is  for  everyone 
and  a  great  effort  was  made  to 
include  each  student  in  it. 
"We  noticed,  however,  that 
many  of  the  same  people  kept 
•'howing  up  on  our  proof 
sheets,"  commented  the  pho- 
'ographers.  "The  key  to 
being  in  the  yearbook  is  to  get 


involved  because  we  shoot  the 
events  taking  place  on  this 
campus." 


The  position  of  yearbook 
editor  is  one  of  those  that  will 
be  available  in  the  upcoming 
elections.  Interested  persons 
are  invited  to  drop  by  the 
Memories  office  and  discuss 
the  job  with  the  present 
editor.  "Experience  is  not 
necessarily  the  key."  Malinda 
said.  "There  are  workshops 
available  that  you  can  attend 
and  most  yearbook  companies 
supply  information  booklets 
and  work  extensivley  with 
their 


The  yearbook  is  a  big  job  for 
anyone  involved,  but  this 
year's  staff  will  say  without 
hesitation  that  not  only  is  it  a 
valuable  learning  expei 
but  a  rewarding 


Senators  Kick  Off  1984 


The  first  Student  Senate 
meeting  of  this  semester  took 
place  this  past  Monday  even- 
ing. J.T.  Shim,  S.A.  Vice- 
President,  called  the  meeting 
to  order  promptly  at  8:00  p.m. 
After  the  devotion,  presented 
by  Senator  Betty  Durichek  the 
Senate  moved  on  to  the  even- 
ing's business. 

S.A.  President  Glenn 
McElroy  then  presented  some 
nominations  to  various  posi- 
tions due  to  recent  resigna- 
tions. Most  importantly, 
Steve  Schmidt.  Parlimentar- 
ian,  had  resigned  to  accept  the 
position  of  Vice-President  of 
Student  Services,  recently 
vacated  by  John  Seaman. 
Recently  Mike  Palsgrove  was 
voted  in  to  replace  Schmidt. 

Senator  Donald  Chase  pre- 
sented the  next  item  for 
consideration  on  the  agenda. 
Which  was  a  proposal  con- 
cerning students  being  able  to 
charge  S30.00  a  month  at  the 
V.M.  on  their  I.D.  card. 
Chase  had  Dean  S  ilisner 
address  this  proposal  before 
the  Senate. 

Schlisner  pointed  out  some 
findings  of  Richard  Remer, 
College  Business  Manager 
and  a  member  of  the  Admin- 
istrative council,  concerning 
this  issue.     Reiner  has  done 


his  homework  and  from  his 
figures  it  is  clear  that  it  would 
cost  more  than  it  would  save  in 
the  long  run.  Any  student 
wishing  to  examin  Reiner's 
findings  should  stop  by  Dean 
Schlisner's  office.  After  40 
minutes  of  discussion,  no 
decision  concerning  the  pro- 
posal had  been  made.  So,  it 
was  decided  that  the  proposal 
would  be  tabled  until  the  next 
meeting.  It  was  also  decided 
that  Reiner  would  be  invited  to 
the  next  meeting  so  he  could 
specifically  address  the  issue. 

The  8:00  p.m.  Thatcher  Hall 
lobby  curfew  was  the  next 
item  of  discussion.  After  ■ 
about  fifteen  minutes  of  talk- 
ing, that  issue  was  also  tabled 
to  await  discussion  at  the  next 
meeting.  At  that  time  the 
Senate  will  ask  Mrs.  Runyan 
to  come  to  express  her  views 
on  the  curfew  question. 

Following  this,  Vice- 
President  Shim  gave  a  quick 
summary  of  the  Senate's  re- 
cent tour  of  the  Collegedale 
Phone  Company.  The  tour 
lasted  90  minutes.  Only  five 
senators  went  with  Shim  to 
see  the  facility. 


Senator  Cedric  Williams  then 
took  the  floor  to  cover  senate 
projects;    Specifically    Straw- 


berry Festival  and  the  appro- 
priation of  more  funds.  Tlie 
Senate  Project  Committee  said 
that  the  funds  would  be  used 
to  purchase  projectors  for  the 
Festival's  Multi-Media  pre- 
sentation. The  cost  of  renting 
the  ten  projectors  needed 
would  be  SI. 570  at  the  least. 

The  Committee  had  been 
offered  an  excellent  deal  to 
purchase  these  same  projec- 
tors from  The  Kenneth  Cox 
Crusade.  The  Senate  would 
buy  five  projectors  for  SIOOO. 
A  private  donor  has  offered  to 
match  this  figure.  Therefore 
the  Senate  could  purchase  all 
ten  projectors  at  SIOOO.  After 
various  comments  and  deli- 
beration the  Senate  voted  to 
appropriate  these  funds  to  buy 
the  projectors. 

President  McElroy  closed  the 
meeting  with  a  few  remarks 
concerning  past  and  upcoming 
events.  He  stated  that  be- 
tween $4000.  and  $5000. 
dollars  has  been  raised  by  the 
Jog-a-thon.  McElroy  also 
went  over  some  details  about 
the  S.A.  ski  trip  and  the 
Sweetheart  Banquet.  Follow- 
ing the  President's  remarks, 
the  meeting  was  adjourned. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ January  19,  1984 


:) 


Editorial 


Like  Roseanne  Roseannadanna  used  to  say,  "It's  always 
something.  If  it  ain't  one  thing,  it's  another.  It  s  always 
something."  Of  course,  she's  right,  you  know.  Sometimes 
you  just  can't  win  for  losing.  o       j    i-u 

Let's  take  the  Accent  for  an  example.  Sounds  like  a  nice, 
easy  job,  huh?  Well,  it  is.  .  .  .  if  you  don't  count  the  tirne  you 
spend  making  sure  there  are  enough  of  the  right  supplies  on 
hand,  and  if  you  don't  count  the  classes  you  miss  trying  to 
finish  an  issue,  and  if  you  don't  count  the  hours  you  spend 
waiting  for  a  repairman  or  the  frustration  of  trying  to  fix  it 
yourself  in  order  to  save  1150.00.  It  is  still  an  easy  job,  if  you 
don't  count  the  lost  sleep  from  late  Tuesday  nights  or  from 
wondering  if  you  forgot  to  put  in  that  ad  or  picture.  But,  still 
an  easy  job,  not  counting  the  hunt  you  have  to  go  through  to 
find  good  reporters  (like  1  did)  or  the  sweating  you  do  when 
articles  or  pictures  are  late  and  you  can't  find  your 
photographers  or  reporters.  STILL,  people  tell  me  it's  an 
easy  job!! 

Well,  ...  1  ran  for  this  office,  and  I  guess  I  d  have  to  say  it 
was  worth  it.  (If  you  twist  my  arm!)  No,  really,  working  with 
the  paper  has  given  me  a  chance  to  understand  the  pressures 
and  responsibilities  of  being  in  charge  of  such  a  major 

Now,  obviously,  my  job  is  not  over.  Actually,  I'm  only 
half-way  finished.  But  this  week  has  been  a  real  trip  so  far, 
and  it's  only  Tuesday!  Since  elections  are  fast  approaching,  1 
figured  now  would  be  as  good  a  time  as  any  to  let  my 
successor  know  what  was  in  store  for  him/her  (this  is  an 
equal  opportunity  position)  when  they  take  over  next  fall. 
Good  luck! 

P.S.  Don't  let  me  discourage  anyone  from  running.  Just 
take  this  editorial  as  my  deranged  ramblings.  (Side  effects  of 
the  job,  you  understand!) 

■MM 


Southern£)jiccent 


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Layout  Editor 
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Artist 
Photographers 

Typesetters 


Maureen  May  den 

Page  Weemes 

Brenda  Hess 

Dick  Bird 

Jerry  Russell 

Donald  Chase 

Chuck  Wisener 

Bridget  Knox 

Harrv  Mayden 

Lesa  Hoth 

Donna  Mounce 

Tommy  Morton 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Marc  Carr 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Sob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 


Frances  Andrews 


JLeiters 


Dear  Editor, 
This  letter  concerns  the  limit 
imposed  on  the  amount  a 
student  may  charge  on  his/her 
l.D.  Card  at  the  Campus  Shop. 
The  $125.00  limit  on  books, 
supplies,  and  other  necessary 
items  has  been  in  force  at  least 
three  years.  Meanwhile, 
prices  have  been  increasing, 
resulting  in  a  loss  of  purchas- 
ing power.  The  end  result  is 
that  many  of  us  students  do 
not  have  an  adequate  supply 
of  credit  to  even  cover  the  cost 
of  textbooks,  let  alone  any- 
thing else.  This  problem 
could  be  easily  solved  by 
raising  the  credit  ceiling  to 
$175.00.  the  same  level  as  1st 
semester. 

The  school  has  taken  the 
position  that  the  number  of 
students  who  exceed  the  limit 
is  low  enough  that  they  can  be 


individual 


dealt  with 
basis.  I  disagree. 

Speaking  from  personal 
experience,  I  have  run  over 
the  $125.00  limit  each  semes- 
ter on  textbook  purchases 
alone.  Each  time,  I  purchased 
what  books  I  could,  went  to 
Randy  White's  office,  waited 
in  line  to  talk  to  him  for  15 
minutes,  then  returned  to  the 
bookstore  to  purchase  the 
remainder  of  my  textbooks. 

During  the  semester,  the 
need  inevitably  comes  up  for 
both  school  and  personal  sup- 
plies. Once  again,  it's  over  to 
Student  Accounts  to  be  for 
$10.00  so  that  I  can  purchase 
what  I  need. 

Now.  my  experience  is  not  an 
isolated  one.      Many   of  my 
friends     have     also     gone 
through  the   same  process. 
Many  others  have  had  their 


textbooks  total  right  below  the 
$125.00  limit,  leaving  literally 
pennies  to  purchase  other 
supplies  they  will  need  during 
the  course  of  the  semester. 
Nursing  students,  especially, 
are  prone  to  exceed  the  credit 
limit. 

I  am  told  that  to  raise  the 
credit  ceiling  would  only  en- 
courage unthrifty  purchases 
by  students.  This  argument  is 
analogous  to  saying  that  rais- 
ing the  credit  ceiling  at  the 
cafeteria  to  $250.00  will  result 
in  everyone  using  the  $50.00 
increment  to  stockpile  Captain 
Crunch. 

In  summary,  the  need  to 
raise  the  credit  ceiling  is 
obvious.  I  hope  that  this  letter 
will  help  bring  about  the 
change  I  have  proposed. 

Sincerely, 
Greg  Mitrakas 


Dear  Editor, 

The  beginning  of  a  new 
semester  is  perhaps  not  the 
best  time  to  discuss  a  relative- 
ly unpleasant  subject,  but 
nevertheless,  the  topic  of  "re- 
trenchment" needs  to  be  ad- 
dressed. 

In  the  upcoming  months  the 
college  administration  will  be 
deciding  which  teachers  to 
dismiss,  and  which  majors  will 
have    their    course    offerings 


reduced  or  simply  eliminated. 
Inasmuch  as  all  these  areas 
affect  the  student  body,  the 
inevitable  question  crops  up  - 
How  are  the  students  consult- 
ed in  regards  to  these  deci- 
sions? The  answer  at  this 
point  suggests  that  we  are  not 
consulted,  or  at  least  not  in  a 
way  that  is  visible  to  most  of 
the  student  body. 

Many   administrators   may 
object  to  this  conclusion  with 


numerous,  apparently  good, 
reasons,  but  the  fact  still 
remains:  WE  ARE  NOT 
BEING  CONSULTED  AS  A 
STUDENT  BODY  BEFORE 
THE  DECISIONS  ARE 
MADE.  Southern  College 
exists  SOLELY  for  the  stu- 
dents. The  administrators  are 
here  for  the  students.  This 
school  DOES  NOT  exist  for  an 
oftentimes  burdensome  com- 
confd.  on  pageS 


O  GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


January  19,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Kef  lection  Writing  .. 


Sometimes  it  seems  the  tears 
never  stop  flowing.  A  loved 
one  that  was  lost,  a  broken 
relationship,  or  even  a  cher- 
ished pup  that  ran  away  from 
home. 

It  takes  a  long  time  to  find  the 
answer  to  the  questionWhy? 
Sometimes  the  question  is 
never  answered,  and  the. 
world  seems  to  go  on,  never 
stopping  to  pick  us  up.  The 
troubles  seem  so  small  in  a 


world  that  is  concerned  with 
disarmament  and  destruction. 
I  felt  the  tears  flow  from  my 
eyes  and  I  walked  outdoors.  I 
saw  a  new  path  being  made 
and  I  knew  it  wasn't  going  to 
be  an  easy  path  to  follow.  It 
seemed  to  be  a  dim  path  filled 
with  doubts  and  obstacles 
ahead. 

I  was  only  fifteen.    I  never 
questioned  God,   never  once 


was  the  blame  carried  to  him. 
Instead  1  put  my  hands  deep 
into  my  pockets  and  looked 
back  to  the   past   about  ten 

We  were  best  friends,  we 
were  strangers,  and  yet  we 
were  close  enough  to  learn 
new  things  about  one  another. 

He  meant  the  world  to  me. 
The  football  games,  watching 
the  Canadian  Geese  at  Cape 


Hatteras,  and  the  many  les- 
sons in  nature  and  love  he 
taught  made  me  realize  that 
those  fifteen  years  were  not 
wasted.  He  was  tender,  but  in 
a  moment  his  tenderness 
could  turn  to  firmness  when 
reprimanding  someone  who 
meant  more  to  him  than 
anyone  in  the  world.  He  loved 
me.  I  was  the  only  one,  his 
only  other  son  drowned  before 
I  was  ever  thought  of. 


I'm  in  college  now,  a  dream 
he  had  ever  since  my  birth. 
One  that  he  never  lived  to  see. 


I  stared  at  the  ground, 
looking  at  the  headstone 
thinking  to  myself  that  he 
never  had  any  strong  beliefs 
about  religion,  he  was  a 
simple  man  who  had  the  love 
and  patience  that  only  a  father 
could  have. 


From  the  President 


By  Dr-  John  Wagner 

A  few  years  ago  I  attended  a 
meeting  planned  and  directed 
by  some  college  students.  I 
don't  even  recall  what  the 
meeting  was  about,  but  the 
evening  did  have  a  memorable 
moment  for  me.  As  part  of  the 
brief  worship,  a  girl  read  the 
following  lines  by  an  anony- 

To  laugh  is  to  risk  appearing 
the  fool. 

To  weep  is  to  risk  appearing 
sentimental. 

To  reach  out  for  another  is  to 
risk  involvement. 
To  expose  feelings  is  to  risk 
exposing  your  true  self. 
To  place  your  ideas,  your 
dreams,  before  the  crowd  is 
to  risk  their  loss. 
To  love  is  to  risk   not  being 
loved  in  return. 
To  live  is  to  risk  dying. 
To  hope  is  to  risk  despair. 
To  try  is  to  risk  failure. 

But  risks  must  be  taken, 
because  the  greatest  hazard  in 
life  is  to  risk  nothing.  The 
person  who  risks  nothing, 
does  nothing,  has  nothing,  is 
nothing.  He  may  avoid  suffer- 
ing and  sorrow,  but  he  simply 
cannot  learn,  feel,  change, 
grow,  love,  live.  Chained  by 
his  certitudes  he  is  a  stone,  he 
has  forfeited  freedom.   Only  a 


person  who  risks  is  free. 


But  what  would  life  be  like  if 
risks  weren't  faced  and  taken? 
To  laugh  IS  to  risk  appearing 
the  fool,  but  to  not  laugh  is  to 
risk  a  barren,  cheerless  exist- 
ence much  like  a  tepid,  stale 
glass  of  water  that  will  be 
thrown  down  the  drain.  To 
weep  is  to  risk  appearing 
sentimental,  but  to  not  weep 
means  the  harboring  of  emo- 
tion that  may  at  appropriate 
times  be  a  source  of  relief  and 
comfort,  both  to  ourselves  and 
others.  To  reach  out  for 
another  is  to  risk  involvement, 
but  to  not  reach  out  means  a 
lack  of  enriching  human  con- 
tact and  a  self-centered  mean- 
ingless life. 

As  we  begin  a  new  semester, 
perhaps  there  are  some  ideas 
in  this  bit  of  writing  that  are 
important  to  all  of  us.  Life's 
choices  often  contain  risks 
because  life  itself  is  not  a 
certain  and  sure  time.  And 
sometimes  the  result  of  risk- 
taking  is  unpleasant  or  even 
painful. 

We  could  go  on  through 
these  lines,  but  perhaps  each 
one  of  us  might  prefer  to  think 
about  these  ideas  as  they 
affect  us  personally.  If  we  did 


not  accept  the  challenge  of 
these  risks  and  many  others 
"we   could   list  for   ourselves, 

what  might  life  be  like? 

The  poet  Edgar  Lee  Masters 
compared  a  secure,  riskless 
life  to  a  ship  that  has  remained 
in  harbor  with  its  sails  snugly 
tied  against  the  mast.  The 
ship  is  safe,  but  it  has  failed  to 

experience  anything  of 
worth.  It  has  failed  to  make 
some  significant  mark  on  its 
purpose  and  time. 

This  semester  holds  many 
risks  for  you.  You  will  take 
risks  in  intellectual  achieve- 
ment, in  integrity,  in  personal 
relationships,  in  choices  about 
the  future,  in  spiritual  and 
moral  values  and  many  othi 
areas.  It  might  be  comfortable 
to  think  of  avoiding  many  of 
the  choices  that  involve  risks, 
but  what  would  life  be  like  if 
risks  weren't  faced  and  taken? 

Perhaps  the  answer  to  that 
question  is  best  summed  up 
by  the  following  quotation: 

For  of  all  sad  words  of  tongue 

and  pen, 

The  saddest  are  these:    "It 

might  have  beeni" 

May  God  bless  you  during 
this  semester  as  you  take 
risks,  learn  to  distinguish 
between  those  risks  that  are 
worth  taking  and  those  that 
are  not,  and  as  you  handle  the 
results  of  risk-taking  in  the 
best  way  possible. 


Letters  Continued 


munity  nor  a  nebulous  consti- 
tuancy  represented  by  only  an 
outspoken  minority.  Unfortu- 
nately, it  happens  all  too  often 
that  institutions  of  this  type, 
when  facing  these  kinds  of 
decisions,  opt  for  what  is 
politically  and  economically 
expedient,  and  not  what  is 
morally  right. 

I  do  not  mean  to  suggest  that 
the  administration  of  this 
school  is  guilty  of  this,  but  I  do 
mean  to  suggest  that  the 
possibility  is  always  there. 
We  do  live  in  a  sinful  society. 
The  best  antidote  for  this 
possibility  is  that  those  most 
concerned  and  affected  by  the 
decisions  have  a  voice  in  the 
matter  or  are  at  least  con- 
sulted. 

In  conclusion,  I  would  like  to 
affirm  my  love  for  Southern 


College  and  my  support  for 
the  school's  administration. 
However,  as  History  tena- 
ciously testifies,  "unquestion- 
ing trust"  in  any  situation  or 
place  is  undesirable.  Though 
no  solutions  have  been  pre- 
sented, the  problem  has  been 
cited.  In  many  ways  the 
issues  facing  us  now  as  a 
school  are  more  substantial 
than  the  perennial  debates 
over  worship  attendance,  the- 
atres, etc.  1  sincerely  desire 
that  every  person  on  this 
campus  will  give  thought  to 
the  questions  raised  and  real- 
ize the  stakes.  1  invite  any 
dialogue,  whether  in  person  or 
letter  from  any  of  my  peers  or 
the  faculty.  Hopefully,  the 
response  will  be  indicative  of 
for  the  College. 

Sincerely, 
Alex  Lian 


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"Sno  Wonder" 
Packs  the  Gym 

The  feature  length  ski  film 
"SnoWonder"  was  showed  to 
a  packed  gymnasium  last 
Saturday  night  at  Southern 
College' 

Ski  cinematographer/ pro- 
ducer Warren  Miller  captured 
the  beauty,  humor,  and  excite- 
ment of  skiing  the  world. 
From  Alaska  to  Chile  to 
Australia  to  Austria  countless 
runs  of  powder  were  present- 
ed with  some  of  the  best  skiers 
in  the  sport  ■  and  some  of  the 


Wyoming  and  others  reflected 
Miller's  talented  ability  to 
capture  the  essence  of  the 
sport.  He  is  a  member  of  the 
Ski  Hall  of  Fame  and  a 
recipient  of  almost  every  type 
of  award  given  in  contributors 
to  the  sport. 


,  Many  of  the  resorts  in  our 
own   USA   were   presented: 
Winterpark,  Crystal  Mountain 
and    Mammoth    Mountain. 
Skiing  adventures  from  Alaska 


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Perhaps  there  is  little  chance 
you  will  become  as  well  re- 
nowned as  he,  but  it  is 
possible  to  experience  the 
"SnoWonder"  thai  skiing  has 
to  offer.  A  Springbreak  trip  to 
Winterpark.  Colorado  is  being 
sponsored  by  Dr.  Carla 
Kameneski.  For  further  infor- 
mation contact  her  in  her 
office  at  the  Physical  Educa- 
tion Center. 


lies  Speaks  at 
Lecture  Series 

William  A,  lies,  assistant  to 
the  president  of  Florida  Hospi- 
tal in  Orlando,  presented  the 
firsi  of  the  E.  A.  Anderson 
Lecture  Scries  in  1984.  The 
meeting  was  held  Thursday 
Jan  12  in  Summcrour  Hall. 

The  main  topic  of  his  talk  was 
interpersonal  communacation 
and  how  a  business  person  can 
use  this  to  run  his  business 
better.  "When  you  get  right 
down  to  it  marketing  is  inter- 
personal relationships."  says 


By  Jerry  KovalskI 

Mr.  lies,  "People  who  get 
fired  or  who  get  passed  over, 
for  promotions  are  capable  of 
doing  the  job.  They  just  don't 
know  how  to  communicate." 

Mr.  lies  went  on  to  explain 
about  a  survey  that  had  been 
taken  by  the  employees  of  a 
company.  The  employees 
were  asked  to  rate  in  order  of 
importance,  things  such  as  job 
security  and  good  pay.  Then 
the  same  survey  was  given  to 


the  management  accept  they 
were  to  rate  what  they  thought 
the  employees  thought  was 
most  important.  The  employ- 
ees thought  that  interesting 
work  was  most  important 
while  the  management 
thought  that  good  pay  was 
most  important  to  the  employ- 
ee. The  second  most  impor- 
tant thing  to  the  employee  was 
that  there  be  full  appreciation 
for  the  work  done,  manage- 
ment thought  that  ranked 
eight.  lies  points  out  from  this 
that  people  want  to  be  recog- 
nized and  appreciated  and  it's 
up  to  management  to  do  this. 


Mr.  lies  ended  his  speach  by 
saying  "You  can  not  motivate 
people."  The  most  important 
thing  you  can  do  in  manage- 
ment is  develope  people.  And 
create  an  atmosphere  in  which 
it  can  happen. 

At  the  next  meeting  of  the 
Anderson  Lecture  Series  on 
Jan  26,  Charles  T.  Jones  will 
be  the  speaker.  His  topic  will 
be  "How  to  make  the  most  out 
of  life".  At  age  22  Mr.  Jones 
entered  the  sales  field  and 
within  10  years  his  sales 
exceded  SIO  million.  He  is 
also  the  author  of  the  book  Life 
is  Tremendous. 


News  In  Brief 


Full  diplomatic  ties  have 
been  established  with  the 
Vatican.  This  is  a  sign  to  the 
Vatican  that  the  U.S.  now 
recognizes  the  Papal  state  as  a 
sovereign  country.  Reagan's 
personal  representative  to  the 
Vatican.  William  Wilson,  has 
been  nominated  to  be  the 
ambassador.  Senate  approval 
is  required.  This  action  drew 
wide  critisism  from  Protes- 
tants but  was  praised  by 
Catholics. 


North  Korea  has  asked  the 
South  Korean  government  to 
talk  about  reunification  of  the 
divided  penninsula.   This  was 


By  Roycfl  J 


President    Reagan    in    a 

nationally    televised     speech 

says  that  his  hard  line  policies 

of  the  last  three  years  have 

„       .        ^,        made    the    U.S.    a    stronger 

Chmese    Premier    Zhao    nation  and  given  it  credibility. 

Ziyangs    visit    to    the    U.S.    He  also  said  that  the  U.S.  and 

produced  a  renewed  pact  for    ^^^   Soviet   Union   can    move 

science   and    technology    and    ^^^^  ^^  ^^^  of  cooperation  and 

discussion  of  an  agreement  on    ^^^^^f^^  competition. 


looperation. 


nuclear-po' 

Both    side! 

emphasizing  the  positive  as 

pects  of  their  meeting.  Not  oi 

the  divisive  issue  of  Taiwan. 

U.S.  warships  bombarded 


In  stockhol 
European  Security  Conference 
Secretary  of  State  Schultz, 
challenged  the  Soviets  to  re 
open    the    arms     talks    and 

xpand  their  proposal   for   a 


Largest  December 
Graduation  Ever 


since  North  Korea  has  pre- 
viously asked  for  talks  with  the 
U.S.  but  never  included  the 
government  in  Seoul. 


Ray  Kroc,  the  81  year  old 
founder  and  senior  chairman 
of  McDonalds  Corp,  died 
Saturday  in  San  Diego,  follow- 
ing a  stroke. 


the  hills  east  of  Beirut  after  ^hemical-weapons  ban. 

the  Druse  Moslem  attack  or 

U.S.  Marines.   They  ignited  u 

fuel    depot    and    forced    the  '^^*    Americans 

closure   of  the    Marine    held  ^'^eotape    televiMun     pr 

Beirut  airport.  There  were  no  ^^^^^-  ^^^  ^^^^  *^^  '''"""fi 

Marine  casualties.    It  was  the  "P  ^^  Universal  Studios  ai 

firsttime.  since  Dec.  16  when  ^^.'*    ^'^"^V     P^oductio 

the  warring  factions  declared  ^8^'"'*  ^^^^  *^'^^P-      ^^^ti 

it   a   nuetral    zone,    that   the  1°^^  ^^"'  Stevens  wrote.  ' 

Marines  have  been  fired  upon.  '^  "°'  *'"''  J*^^  *°  ^PP'V  '^' 

^  that    have    not    yet    be 

,,  c       ....       .  written."    He  also  said  "A 

U.S^     Mideast     envoy  individual    may   reproduce 

Rumsfeld    met    with    Syrian     , ;„^„^^  J_^  1_  „  ., 

officials  to  try  and  find  a  way 
to  ease  tensions  in  Lebanon. 
Meanwhile    Syrian    backed 


Druse  milil 
Lebanese  army  fought 
Beirut.  Police  reported 
civilian  casualty  and 
injuries. 


the 


use; '  the  copyright  o\ 
not  posses  the  exclu 


Reagan  has  tentatively 
decided  against  proposing  a 
major  tax  increase  to  help 
reduce  government  red-ink. 


One  hundred  and  forty-three 
seniors  were  graduated  during 
recent  commencement  exer- 
cises at  Southern  College, 
representing  the  largest  De- 
cember graduating  class  in  the 
college's  history. 

The  seniors  represented  29 
different  majors  and  fields  of 
specialty,  with  55  baccalau- 
reate degree  candidates  and 
88  associate  degree  candi- 
dates. Of  the  total  graduates, 
97  were  nursing  majors. 

The  featured  speaker  for  the 


David  Osborne,  Southern  Col- 
lege alumnus  from  '64  and 
senior  pastor  for  the  Atlantic 
Union  College  Church  in  Bos- 
ton, Mass.  In  his  address 
entitled  "Think  Small",  Os- 
borne admonished  the  gradu- 
ates not  to  be  "sidewalk 
superintendents"  who  try  to 
solve  the  world's  big  problems 
from  their  armchairs.  He 
recommended  that  they  in- 
stead begin  with  their  neigh- 
bors' and  friends'  problems 
and  combine  motivation  and 
stamina  with  humbleness  and 


idual  compassion  and 
'The  worid  is  too 
small  for  anything  but  bro- 
therhood," said  Osborne. 

Eighteen  seniors  graduated 
with  high  honors  for  scholastic 
excellence.  Two  students 
graduated  Summa  cum  laude 
with  highest  honors.  They 
were  Steve  Tankersley  from 
Stateboro,  GA.,  and  Heidi 
Gustafson  from  Murfreesboro, 
Tennessee. 

Eight  students  graduated 
Magna  cum  laude:  Judy  Clark 
from  Chattanooga.  Tenn.. 
Rose  Crawford  from  Gary, 
Ind.;  Phyllis  Estep  fi-om  San- 
ford.  Fla.;  Carmen  Lau  frpm 
Savannah,  Ga.;  Kenneth  Mil- 
ler from  LaGrange,  111.;  San- 
dra Peeke  from  Knoxville. 
Tenn.;  Charilyn  Hartman  ft-om 
Hughson.  Calif.;  and  Karen 
Wilcox  from  Thomasville,  No- 
Car. 

Eight  students  also  gradu- 
ated with  Cum  laude  honors. 

Southern  College  president 
John  Wagner  conferred  the 
degrees  on  the  graduates. 


January  19,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/S 


Goddard  "Kayaks  Down  the  Nile" 


y  George  T 


At  the  age  of  15,  John 
Goddard  knew  more  about 
what  he  wanted  out  of  life  than 
most  people  twice  that  age. 
He  systematically  wrote  out  a 
list  of  127  challenges  that  he 
wanted  to  face  head-on  in  the 
course  of  his  lifetime.  Now,  a 
generation  later,  he  has  real- 
ized 106  of  those  quests,  and 
will  present  a  filmed  record  of 
one  such  adventure  this  Satur- 
day night  as  the  Southern 
College  Artists  Adventure  Se- 
ries presents  "Kayaks  Down 
the  Nile". 
Starting  at  8:00  p.m.  in  the 


P.E.  Center,  Mr.  Goddard 
himself  will  be  on  hand  to 
narrate  the  documentary, 
which  will  relate  the  hazards 
of  his  historical  exploration  of 
the  entire  length  of  the 
world's  longest  river.  The 
film,  heralded  by  the  Los 
Angeles  Times  as  the  "most 
amazing  adventure  of  this 
generation",  follows  the  Nile 
River  past  strange  tribes, 
exotic  jungle  life,  and  parts  of 
Africa  where  a  white  man  had 
never  before  set  foot,  all  of 
which  Goddard  capture  on 
film. 


John  Goddard  graduated 
from  the  University  of  South- 
em  California  where  he  ma- 
jored in  anthropology  and 
psychology.  His  list  of 
achievements  reads  like  an 
adventure  novel:  he  has 
climbed  12  of  the  world's 
highest  mountains,  conducted 
14  major  expeditions,  tra- 
versed 15  of  the  world's  most 
treacherous  rivers,  visited  113 
countries,  studied  260  primi- 
tive tribes,  and  traveled  over  1 
million  miles.  Still.  Goddard 
does  not  believe  in  pursuing 
adventure    for    the    sake    of 


frivolous  thrill;  rather,  he  uses 
adventure  to  reach  a  worth- 
while end.  that  of  scientific 
exploration,  adding  to  the 
world's  store  of  knowledge. 

"The  adventure  is  exciting 
and  enjoyable,"  says  Goddard 
"but  it  IS  secondary."  He  has 
been  honored  by  the  United 
Stated  Chamber  of  Commerce 
as  one  of  the  outstanding 
young  men  of  California,  and 
was  awarded  the  coveted  Lio- 
tard  Medal  by  the  president  of 


Fran 


of 


spec 


achievement  in  exploration". 
He  was  the  youngest  member 


I  ABC  Reorganizes 


By  Shirley  Hopkli 

On  next  Tuesday  evening, 
January  24.  at  5:30  p.m..  the 
International  Association  of 
Business  Communicators  Club 
for  the  S.C.  Campus  will  hold 
a  reorganizational  meeting  for 
all  communication  majors  and 
any  interested  Business 
Majors  who  are  concerned 
with  Public  Relations  or 
Marketing. 

The  S.C.  Chapter  is  spon- 
sored by  the  Communication 
Department  with  Miss 
Frances  Andrews  as  adviser, 
lABC  is  the  leading  organiza- 
tion representing  the  Business 
and  Communication  profes- 
sions. It  is  a  strong  associa- 
''  tion     that     offers     quality 


services  to  members,  and 
strengthens  the  professions  by 
contributing  to  the  growth  and 
development  of  its  members. 
To  get  involved  in  the 
organization,  to  strive  for  pro- 
fessionalism, excellance,  and 
to  take  an  active  role  in  the 
chapter,  come  to  the  "Reor- 
ganization Meeting' '  where 
we  will  be  electing  new  offi- 
cers, and  discussing  upcoming 
events  for  the  school  year  that 
will  include  S.C.  and  U.T.C. 
campuses. 

The  meeting  will  be  held  in 
the  back  of  the  cafeteria 
behind  the  blue  curtains. 

Come,  bring  your  supper 
trays  and  a  friend. 


ever  admitted  to  the  Adven 
turers'  Club  of  Los  Angeles, 
as  well  as  belonging  to  the 
Adventurers'  Club  of  Chicago, 
Explorer's  Club  of  New  York, 
Savage  Club  of  London,  Royal 
Geographic  Society.  Archae 
logical  Society,  Mach  11  Club 
Sigma  Chi  Fraternity,  and  the 
French  Explorers'  Society, 
where  he  is  the  only  American 
member. 

Admission  to  the  film  is  free 
to  Southern  College  students 
with  an  active  ID  card. 


tudents  and  director  of  public 
development,  am 
the  past  25  years 


Adventists  in  the  Military 


The  speaker  for  chapel  on 
Thursday,  January  12,  was 
Elder  Bud  Bracebridge.  Elder 
Bracebridge  is  the  Civilian 
Chaplain  for  the  National 
Service  Organization.  He  is 
appointed  by  the  Seventh-Day 

I  Adventist  Church  and  works 
with  Seventh-Day  Adventist 
men  and  women  who  are 
interested   in  joining   or   are 

I  currently  involved  in  forces. 

I  The  chapel  focused  on  the 
J  SDA  church's  position  on 
I  bearing  arms  and  training 
1  with  weapons.  A  film  was 
shown  explaining  the  Biblical 


references  for  the  church's 
stand.  The  SDA  church  takes 
the  stand  of  1-A-O.  Which  is 
non-combantancy. 

The  church  will  support  a 
person  in  whatever  position 
they  decide  to  take,  1-A-O, 
non-combatant;  1-0,  conscien- 
tious objector;  or  combatant. 
The  church  believes  the  deci- 
sion is  up  to  the  individual. 
If  anyone  needs  assistance  or 
has  questions  concerning  the 
armed  forces.  They  should 
contact  Elder  Bracebridge. 
He  can  be  reached  through  the 
Chaplain. 


Taylor  &  Davis  Appointed 
to  Alumni  Relations 


■  William  H.  Taylor  and 
Kenneth  R.  Davis  have  recent- 
ly been  appointed  to  direct  the 
alumni  relations  program  of 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  in  Collegedale, 
Tennessee. 

Taylor  will  assume  the 
position  of  alumni  relations 
director  in  addition  to  carrying 


out  his  duties  as  assistant  to 
the  president  and  campaign 
director  for  the  college's  Cen- 
tury II  Endowment  Fund.  He 
will  be  chiefly  responsible  for 
fund-raising  among  the 
alumni. 

Taylor  is  a  long-time  staff 
member  of  Southern  College, 
having    served    as    dean 


become  the 
of  alumni 
lations  in  addition  to  his  role 
of  the  Counseling 
and  Testing  Office  at  the 
He  will  work  on  the 
day-to-day  program  of  the 
alumni  office  as  well  as  esta- 
blish new  alumni  chapters, 
organize  the  yearly  alumni 
homecoming,  and  coordinate 
the  activities  of  the  SC  Com- 
mittee of  100.  a  group  of 
philanthropists  largely  res- 
ponsible for  many  of  the  new 
facilities  at  the  college.  Davis 
has  also  served  SC  as  dean  of 
men  and  dean  of  students  in 
his  twenty-one  years  of  service 
to  the  college. 


Elections  are  coming 


All  elected  positions  in  the 
Student  Association  of 
Southern  College  are  open  in 
the  upcoming  elections  for 
next  year's  officers. 

These  elected  offices  inclUde 
SA  President,  Executive  Vice- 
President,  Vice-President  for 
Social  Activities,  Vice- 
President  for  Student  Services 
Southern  Accent  Editor, 
Southern  Memories  Editor, 
and  Joker  Editor. 

To  run  for  an  office  you  must 
pick  up  a  petition  and  fill  it 


with  signatures  of  people  who 
have  confidence  in  your  ability 
for  that  office. 

Petitions  will  be  available  at 
the  SA  office  January  23-26. 
They  must  be  returned  by  6:00 
p.m.  on  January  26. 

An  approved  list  of  candi- 
dates will  be  posted  by  3:00 
p.m.  on  Friday,  January  27. 
Campaigning  will  begin  at 
8:00  a.m.  on  Monday,  January 
30. 

Speeches  will  be 'given  in 
Chapel  on  February  2,  and  the 
press  conference  will  be 
February  7  in  the  cafeteria. 
Voting  will  be  February  8-9  in 
the  Testing  and  Counseling 
Center.  Results  will  be  posted 
by  3:00  p.m.  on  February  10. 

If  you  would  like  more 
information  about  each  office, 
the  best  way  is  to  ask  each 
current  officer  about  the 
duties  and  responsibilites  re- 
quired for  them.      Find   out 


Skiing  isn't  just  fun, 
glamour  and 
excitement. 

If  s  health,  fitness 
and  happiness  too. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/January  19.  1984 


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Time  Out 


Southern  College's  intra- 
mural basketball  season 
began  Monday  night  with  a 
full  schedule  of  games  in  AA. 
A,  B.  and  Women's  leagues. 
Traditionally  the  most  popu- 
lar spectator  sport  during  the 
school  year,  the  1984  season 
figures  to  be  no  exception. 

Dean  Maddock  and  John 
O'Brien  combined  for  50 
points  to  lead  O'Brien  to  a 
77-65  win  over  Peyton  in  the 
AA  opener. 

A  see-saw  battle  from  the 
Stan,  O'Brien  pulled  away  in 
the  opening  minutes  of  the 
second  half. 
A  late  Peyton  rally  fell  short, 
as  it  greatly  missed  the  play- 
making  of  Colt  Peyton,  who 
left  the  game  with  an  ankle 

Maddock  led  all  scores  with 
26  points  for  the  winners.  His 
teammate  John  O'Brien  added 
24  and  dominated  the  boards. 
Bruce  Gibbon  and  Chuck 
Slater  scored  15  points  each, 
while  John  Grys  chipped  in  14 
for  Peyton. 


And  introducing  the  other 
three  "AA"  teams  which  will 
see  action  later  in  the  week  - 
Dave  Green  and  Ken  Warren 
co-captain  a  squad  that  in- 
cludes Steve  Flynn.  Mark 
Carr.  and  freshman  ■  Darris 
James. 

Bob  Mountain  and  Jeff 
Richards  lead  a  squad  of  Vito 
Montiperto.  Matt  Nafie,  Dale 
Tunnell,  Toney  Fowler,  and 
Reg  Rice. 

Talge  Hall's  pre-season 
favorites  -  Evan  Easley  and 
Mike  Gentry's  contingent 
includes  Greg  Cain,  Steve 
Carlson,  Greg  Caracciolo.  Rob 
Lonto,  and  Jon  Miller.  The 
five  "AA"  teams  are  balanced 
with  talent,  that's  for  sure. 

There  are  nine  "A"  league 
teams,  some  of  which  boast 
players  who  could  easily  have 
played  Double-A. 

The  team  of  Robinson-Smith 
is  led  by  David  Butler,  a  fme 


knows  how  to  play  the  "D" 


Ron  Aguilera  is  as  pure  a 
shooter  as  you'll  find  in  "Aaa, 
and  could  well  be  the  league's 
best  player.  Kerbs  and  Hakes 
are  relieved  to  have  Ron  on 
their  team! 

Scott  Yankelevitz,  Anthony 
Peets,  Sammy  Smith,  Mike 
Meriweather,  Ted  Evans,  and 
Everett  Schlisner  are  just  a 
few  of  the  talented  players  in 
"A"  league. 

In  A  league  action  on 
Monday  night,  Sammy 
Smith's  18  points  paced  Duff 
to  a  56-34  thrashing  of  Waller. 
Pat  Hawkins  added  12  for  the 
winners.  Mike  Waller  scored 
15  in  a  losing  effort. 
In  Women's  league  action  on 
Monday  night,  Davis  downed 
Paso  52-44. 

Tamara  Nafie  and  Laurie 
Cotham  each  scored  24  points. 
Loretta  Messer  led  all  scorers 
with  26  points  for  Paso. 

In  the  "B"  league  opener, 
Hinkle  nipped  Hawley  39-38, 
behind  Danny  Pajic's  14 
points.  John  Hinkle  added  12 
markers  for  the  winners.  Jeff 
Jewett  scored  10  points  for 
Hawley. 


Who  do  you  think  will  win  Super  Bowl  XVIII? 


Bob  Kamieneski  --  "Wash-  Ted  Evans  ■- "The  Redskins, 
ington  by  six  -  by  less  than  a  because  everyone  is  betting  on 
touchdown."  the  Raiders.   Washington  will 

win  bv  a  touchdown." 


Karia  Kamineski  --    "The  Reed    Christman    ■■    The 

Redskins,  but  I'm  pulling  for  Raiders   by   seven.      Why? 

the   Raiders    ...    1    gotta,  Cause  1  think  it  (The  Super- 

they're    my    home    teamlll  bowl)  is  fixedlll" 
Washington  by  seven." 


Stan  Hobbs  -  "The  Raiders  - 
!  don't  want  to  pick  a  point 
spread  .  .  .  Plunkett  always 
seems  to  win  the  big  one." 


Jerry  Russell  --  "Need  you 
ask?      The   defending   Super 
Bowl  Champs,  of  course!!! 
The  Skins   will   win   it   by   a 
touchdown  or  so." 


Mike  Gentry  -  "Washington 
by  three  -  The  Redskins  are  on 
a  roll.  -  Riggins'  slow-motion 
style  is  better  suited  for  the      —>    •     • 
field    conditions    of    Tampa      TriVifl. 
Stadium." 


Jim  Eldridge  -  "Who  cares? 
^ew  England  blew  it,  so  I'm 
lot  even  gonna  watch  it!" 


gonna 


Steve  Jaecks  -- 

pick    an    upset 

Packers! ! !        Seriously,    I've 

gotta  take  the   Redskins   by 

four." 


Who  is  the  oldest  player  to 
ever  get  a  hit  in  the  major 
leagues? 


Answer  -  Orestes  "Minnie" 
Minoso  of  the  Chicago  White 
Sox.  on  September  12,  1976 
against  the  California  Angels. 
He  was  53  years  and  nine 
months  old! 


January  19,  I984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


Once  upon  a  time,  there  was 
this  starving  dog. 

It  belonged  to  no  one  in 
particular,  though  several 
people  fed  it  from  time  to 
time. 

Somehow  over  the  years,  the 
dog  had  always  managed  to 
survive,  feeding  from  kind 
people's  offerings  of  leftovers 
and  scraps. 

Most  people  liked  the  dog 
and  often  went  out  of  their 
way  to  feed  it.  (Parents 
especially  like  the  friendly 
curt,  for  it  watched  over  and 
protected  their  children  from 


the  wild  dogs  that  were  an 
ever-present  threat  to  their 
children's  safety.) 

But  time  got  rough.  People 
were    forced    to    plan   their 

closely,  resulting  in  fewer 
and  fewer  scraps  for  the  dog. 
Soon  the  dog's  ribs  began  to 
show  from  lack  of  nourish- 
ment. Some  concerned  peo- 
ple noticed  the  dog  was 
nearing  starvation. 

They  decided  to  form  a 
committee  and  see  what  could 
be  done  to  save  the  dog  from 
perishing. 

The  well-meaning  committee 


came  together  and  discussed 
fully  the  dog's  state  of  rapid 
decline.  After  several  hours  of 
talking  and  reasoning,  the 
group  made  a  decision;  a  type 
of  decision  that  committees 
have   a   knack   for  making. 

(Instead  of  finding  an  alter- 
nate means  and  source  to  feed 
the  dog  with,  the  committee 
decided  the  problem  was  the 
dog's  appetite.   It  was  just  too 

big!  They  concluded  that 
other  dogs  (though  much 
smaller)  got  along  just  fine 
with  the  same  amount  of  food 
that  the  starving  dog  was 
finding  insufficient.) 


Having  pin-pointed  the 
problem,  the  group  next  form- 
ed a  solution.  They  agreed  the 
dog  should  have  a  by-pass 
operation  and  remove  a  sec- 
tion of  it's  stomach  &  intestine 
(about  25  inches  in  all). 

This  operation  was  carried 
out.  The  dog  miraculously 
recovered  from  the  surgery, 
yet  within  a  few  months  itid 
had  grown  noticeably  moree 
scrawny  from  the  meager 
scraps  of  food  it  was  given  to 

The  committee  once  again 
met  &  decided  the  dog's 
appetite  was  still  too  big.  (So 


once  again  the  dog  was  taken 
into  surgery  and  had  several 
more  inches  of  intestines  re- 
moved in  order  to  cure  its 
insatiable  hunger.  As  a  result 
'the  dog  became  too  weak  toj 
even  move  or  protect  the 
children    as    it    once    did. 


Parents  of  the  children  saw  no 
benefits  from  feeding  the  dog 
and  soon  they  stopped  giving 
it  scraps  all  together.  And  of 
course  the  dog  died. 


Classifieds 


"The  Late  Show"  This 
Saturday  Night  in  Thatcher 
Chapel  at  11:00  p.m. 
Admission  will  be  a  nickel 
and  popcorn  will  be  a 
quarter.    Girls  only. 


I  Valentin^ 

Next  time  the  refresh- 
ments are  on  us.  And  by 
the  way,  we  love  your 
hygiene  habits! 


ToG.M.  and  Company, 

It  was  a  great  reunion! 
Here's  to  more  fantastic 
time  with  special  friends. 

V.L.  andK.S. 


A  free  film  about  Italy 
entitled  "Summer  of  Joy" 
will  be  shown  at  8:00  p.m. 
on  Thursday,  January  19  at 
the  Hunter  Museum,  locat- 
ed on  Bluff  View. 

The  AEC/UTC  Internation- 
al Film  Series  will  show 
"City  of  Women"  at  7:30 
p.m.  on  January  19.  The 
film  will  be  in  129  Grote 
Hall  on  the  UTC  campus 
and  admission  is  $2.50. 


The  Student  Finance  Office 
has  applications  for  scho- 
larships for  Nursing  stu- 
dents who  will  be  complet- 
ing B.S.  or  Master's  de- 
grees in  the  1984-1985 
school  year.  Call  Diane 
Proffitt  for  more  informa- 


ElizeWessels. 

Hoe  Gaan  dit?  Is  jy  baie 
hesig?  Have  a  great  year! 

■the  most  southern  South- 
>-rn  College  Studente 


"Born  Yesterday",  a  com- 
edy, will  be  presented  at 
-30  p.m.  on  January  22  at 
the  Chattanooga  Little  The- 
atre. This  performance  will 
''e  signed  for  the  hearing 
"npaired. 


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49/49  MHz  full  duplex 
circuitry.  Quick  Charge  -  4 
hours,  and  many  more 
features.  Asking  $300.00. 
Contact  JT  at  238-3029. 


Hunter  Museum  of  Art  is 
currently  displaying  three 
exhibits,  all  of  which  will 
end  in  February. 
One,  by  artis  Davis  Cone, 
convicts  of  paintings  of 
vintage  movie  house  and 
will  continue  through  Feb- 
ruary 5.  Watch  for  his 
signature  in  each  one. 
The  second  exhibit  is  by 
five  American  empression- 
ists  which  will  be  on  display 
until  February  19.  Many  of 
these  paintings  are  for  sale. 
The  third  exhibit  is  a 
collection  of  works  entitled. 
"Two  by  Two",  and  comes 
from  a  group  of  Chatta- 
nooga-based artists  called 
Square  One.  This  collec- 
tion will  be  on  display  until 
February  19  also. 


The  Empire  Brass  Quintet 
will  be  performing  in  the 
Fine  Arts  Center  on  the 
UTC  Campus  at  8:00  p.m. 
on  January  19. 


Dear  Denise  Read, 

I'm  glad  that  we're 
friends.  You're  a  really 
super  special  person. 

Kellie 


C*A*B*L  is  sponsoring 
backpacking  this  semester. 
We  will  be  going  to  some 
nice  places  and  might  even 
do  some  winter  packing. 
Watch  for  further  an- 
nouncements in  the  Ac- 
cent. Come  on  and  join  the 
fun! 

Remeber  to  turn  in  your 
milage  for  the  College  Tour 
'83-'84.  Our  goal  is  to 
gather  all  the  milage  accu- 
mulated from  lap  swim- 
ming, jogging,  walking, 
and  biking  this  semester 
and  see  how  far  we  can  go 
across  the  States  by  way  of 
the  SDA  colleges.  Get 
involved  and  help  us  do  it. 
Forms  can  be  filled  out  at 
the  gym  and  Campus  Mini- 
stries. 


Drug  Abuse  Among  Sev- 
enth-day Adventist  Youth 
will  be  the  subject  of  the 
next  meeting  of  the  Col- 
legedale  Chapter  of  the 
Adventist  Forums  on  Sab- 
bath. January  21,  from  3:00 
to  5:00  in  the  Collegedale 
Academy  Auditorium.  The 
program  will  be  presented 
by  Elder  Paul  Cannon,  for 
the  past  eight  years  director 
of  The  Bridge.  Bowling 
Green,  Kentucky,  a  self- 
supporting  resident  coun- 
seling-rehabilitation  center 
for  Adventist  young  peo- 
ple. Elder  Cannon,  a 
former  instructor  at  An- 
drews University,  holds  the 
BA.MA*  and  M.Div.  de- 
grees from  Andrews.  He 
will  be  accompanied  by  his 
wife  Carol,  also  a  profes- 
sional counselor,  and  several 
current  residents  of  The 
Bridge.  All  interested  per- 
sons are  cordially  invited  to 
attend. 


Dear  Growling  Grizzly. 

Our  Florida  vacation  has 
developed  a  fine  reputa- 
tion. Never  before  had  1 
eaten  at  the  foot  of  a 
volcano,  been  at  Disney 
World  to  bring  in  the  year 
new,  or  fallen  so  many 
times  skating  'til  my  knees 
were  black  and  blue. 
You're  quite  a  "Show  Biz 
Whiz"  and  a  champion  HI 
'500  racer.  "Putt  PutI  for 
the  fun  of  it"  will  always 
stick  with  us.  My  love  for 
you  has  only  strengthened 
and  grown,  and  my  heart  is 
all  your  own.  To  say  it 
simply,  this  little  note  has 
come  to  say  "Thank  you  for 
the  holiday,  I  Luv  you! 

Your  Cub 

Aerobics  classes  will  begin 
Monday,  January  23,  5-6 
p.m..  m-th  in  Thatcher 
Weight  Room.  Fee:  $20.00 
per  semester.  Attend  all  or 
any  classes.  An  8-9  p.m. 
class  will  depend  upon 
interest  generated.  In- 
structor: Teresa  Hollifield 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/January  19.  1984 


What  are  your  expectations  for 
Second  Semester? 


'Sweethearts" 


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fuil-body  tanning  without  burning  or  drying. 

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sessions. 

SUPER   EASY.  Just  lie  down  and  relax.  Ad- 
vanced technology  does  the  rest. 

SUPER    BEAUTIFUL,    you   can   have   a 
^Iden,  healthy-looking,  sexy  tan  envied  by  everyone. 


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Life  Is  Tremendous 


99 


Charles     "Tremendous"  Ten    years    later    he    was 

Jones,    well-known    lecturer,  awarded  highest  management 

humorist,    author,    executive,  honors  for  sales  exceeding  $10 

and    salesman,    will    present  million. 

"How  To  Make  The  Most  Of 
Your  Life"  on  Thursday.  Jan 

26.  at  7:30  p.m.  in  Thatcher  In   1965,   Jones   retired   to 

Hall  Assembly  Room  on  the  devote  all  of  his  efforts  to 
campus  of  Southern  College  of  sharing  his  business  know- 
SDA  in  Collegedale.  ledge  by  lecturing   and  con- 

sulting activities  through  his 
own  company,  Life  Manage- 
ment Services,  Inc.  During 
this  time,  he  has  written 
several  books,  one  of  which, 
"Life  Is  Tremendous,"  sold 
100,000  copies  in  its  first  ^ear. 
Jones'  dynamic  and  motivat- 
ing presentation  is  part  of  the 


Jones'  background  is  one  of 
impressive  success.  At  the 
age  of  22  he  started  with 
Mutual  of  New  York  (MONY), 
and  in  his  first  year  he 
received  the  agency's  Most 
Valuable   Associate   Award. 


Legal  Restrictions 
For  GO'S 


The  Department  of  Educa- 
s  model  draft  registration 
Tipliance  form  "makes  no 
provision"  for  certain  indivi- 
duals required  to  sign  it,  said 
attorneys  for  the  Central 
I  Committee  for  Conscientious 
[Objectors  today. 

April  11  regulations 
[governing  student  assistance, 
the  Department  of  Education 
provides  a  model  statement  of 
onal  purpose  and 
tegistration  compliance. 
Pnder  an  amendment  to  the 
Vlilitary  Selective  Service  Act, 
students  seeking  federal 
ancial  aid  are  now  required 
gn  a  statement  of  regls- 
lon  compliance.  The 
Amendment,  authored  by  Rep. 
i  Solomon 

|D-NY).  makes  ineligible  for 
ly  funded  student 
ice  any  person  who  is 
['required  to  present  himself 
submit  to"  Selective 
regis'.ration  and  "fails 

^  CCCO  attorneys  James  H. 
'"'  '  m,  Jr..  and  Peter 
goidherger  claim  the   model 

'•  inadequate  since  it 
f  does  not  provide  an  exhaus- 

"  of  reasons  "for  not 
Efing  required  to  register." 

lot  required  to  register 

:  members  of  the 
Reserves  while  on  active  duty, 


and  certain  members  of  the 
public  health  service.  In 
addition,  many  conscientious 
objectors  and  other  people 
believe  that  registration  would 
violate  their  First  Amendment 
rights. 
"These  issues  are  now  before 
the  courts,"  states  Feldman. 
"Until  they  are  decided,  it  is 
an  open  question  as  to  who 
must  register." 

Feldman  and  Goldberger 
conclude  that  the  alternative 
form  attached  to  CCCO's  legal 
opinion  would  eliminate  the 
problems  caused  by  model 
form,  satisfying  all  applicable 


Department  of  Edi 
regulations.  They  also  con- 
clude that  schools  may  use  the 
alternative  form  without  risk 
of  any  penalty.  The  model 
form  issued  by  the  DoE  lists 
reasons  applicants  may  check 
for  not  being  required  to 
register.  The  form  proposed 
in  CCCO's  opinion  simply  asks 
students  who  are  not  required 
to  register  to  state  the  reason. 
The  two  forms  are  otherwise 
identical. 

According  to  Feldman  and 
Goldberger.  DoE  regulations 
do  not  require  schools  to  use 
the  model  form.  They  state 
that  the  Secretary  of  Educa- 
tion believes  the  model  form 


1984  E.A.  Anderson  Lecture 
Series,  an  annual  feature  of 
the  Division  of  Business  and 
Office  Administration  at 
Southern  College.  Made 
possible  by  the  generosity  of 
Mr.  E.A.  Anderson  of  Atlanta, 
Georgia,  this  series  was  de- 
signedto  attract  top  business 
professionals  to  the  area  and 
to  stimulate  a  broader  under- 
standing   of    the    business 

The  public  is  invited  to  attend 
free  of  charge.  College  or 
continuing  education  credit  is 
available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


meets  the  criteria  for  a  State- 
ment of  Registration  Compli- 
ance. Both  the  model  and  the 
alternative  forms  meet  DoE 
requirements  that  the  "stu- 
dent must  certify  either  that 
he  or  she  is  registered  with 
Selective  Service  or  that,  for  a 
specified  reason,  he  or  she  is 
not  required  to  register." 

CCCO  believes  its  legal 
opinion  will  spark  great  inter- 
est in  the  education  commun- 
ity. Many  financial  aid  offi- 
cers do  not  see  it  as  their  duty 
to  deny  aid  to  students  raising 
constitutional  or  other  serious 
objections  to  registration.  For 
that  reason  Macalester 
College,  the  University  of 
Minnesota  and  Swarthmore 
College  have  joined  the  law- 
suit challenging  the  constitu- 
tionality of  the  Solomon 
amendment.  The  alternative 
Registration  Compliance  form 
will  help  financial  aid  officers 
assist  students  with  serious 
constitutional  or  other  legal 
questions  about  registration. 

CCCO  is  offering  help  to 
financial  aid  officers  who  wish 
to  use  an  alternative  form  or 
who  have  questions  about  the 
Solomon  amendment. 

The  Central  Committee  for 
Conscientious  Objectors  was 
founded  in  1948.  It  is  the 
nation's  largest  independent 
military  and  draft  counseling 
organization. 


Give  The  Gift  Of  Life 


By  Brenda  Roberts 

The  Blood  Assurance  blood- 
mobile  was  on  campus  again, 
January  17  and  18. 

Southern  College  has  set  up  a 
program  with  Blood  Assur- 
ance where,  if  25  percent  of 
the  student  body  donates 
blood,  then  anyone  attending 
Southern  College,  whether 
to  be  donated.  Usually  an 
average  of  70  students  donate 
blood  per  day.  but  not  as  many 
donated  this  last  time. 


Southern  College  students 
have  been  involved  in  the 
Blood  Assurance  program  so 
much  that  many  student's 
pictures  are  used  in  the  pre- 
sentations   Blood    Assurance 


gives  in  different  areas. 

The  bloodmobile  was  on 
campus  again  Tuesday  and 
Wednesday.  January  24  and 
25,  and  will  be  back  for  the 
last  time  this  school  year  on 
April  3  and  4. 

Whether  you  have  given 
blood  before  or  will  be  a 
first-time  donor,  find  the  time 
to  come  and  give  the  gift  of 
life. 

The  Southern  College  stu- 
dent body  has  donated  198 
units  of  blood  so  far  and,  in 
order  to  qualify  for  the  pro- 
gram another  150  units  need 
they  have  given  blood  them- 
selves or  not.  may  be  able  to 
receive  free  units  of  blood  if 
they've  been  in  an  accident. 


Terry  CanlreK  gives  blood  to  help 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  January  26.  1984 


") 


Editorial 


Someone  (I  always  forget  whol)  once  said  that  some  men  are 
born   great,   others   have   greatness   thrust    upon    them. 
(Forgive  me  if  I  misquoted  it.)  I've  always  liked  that  saying, 
because  it  gives  me  an  excuse  for  all  those   who   have 
greatness  thrust  upon  them  when  they  don't  deserve  it  or 

Since  elections  are  coming  up  we  as  students  and  voting 
members  of  the  Student  Association  need  to  be  aware  of  the 
capabilities  and  "greatness"  of  each  candidate.  Carefully 
read  the  petitions  when  they  are  posted  next  week.  Ask 
questions,  make  suggestions  to  the  candidates  for  items  you 
feel  are  important  and  worthwhile.  THINK  before  casting 
your  ballot  for  just  any  candidate. 

Your  vote  DOES  count,  and  the  Student  Association  of 
1984-1985  is  counting  on  you.  If  you  don't  run.  make  sure 
you  help  right  by  voting  responsibly.  If  you  are  running,  vote 
and  campaign  responsibly.  Elections  are  serious  and  those 
who  win  will  have  "greatness"  thrust  upon  them.  You  can 
make  sure  that  they  are  the  ones  to  handle  it. 

-MM 


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The  Soulh«rn  Accant 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


January  26,  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Writing 


By  Jerry  Russell 


I've  been  learning  to  love 
myself.  I  know  that  sounds  a 
I  tittle  conceited,  but  it's  true. 
I  I've  been  learning  to  love 
J  myself  because  God  loves  me. 
I  He  has  shown  me  that  he  loves 
I  me,  and  for  this  reason  I  see 
\  that  I  am  worth  something. 

God  has  asked  me  to  love 
I  others  as  I  love  myself.  This 
always  easy.  There 
always  seems  to  be  someone 
there  to  knock  me  down.  But 
God  says  I  am  to  love  them 
anyway. 
Often  I  don't.    I  try  to  hurt 


them  in  someway,  to  put  them 
back  in  their  place.  These 
next  few  paragraphs  were 
written  by  Alex  Lian.  Alex 
brings  out  the  pain  and 
anguish  usually  suffered  when 
someone  has  been  wronged. 

It  could  happen  anywhere. 
On  any  Street,  in  any  town,  in 
any  state,  in  any  country.  As  a 
matter  of  fact,  it's  happening 
right  now.  Somewhere  there 
is  a  person,  it  could  be 
anybody,  being  attacked. 

The  actual  assault  can  be  in 
any  number  of  ways:   a  look,  a 


word,  a  fist,  a  knife,  a  gun. 
The  consequences  are  equally 
as  numberous:  there's  the 
hurt  feeling,  the  broken  spirit, 
the  raped  girl,  the  dead  man. 
Then  there's  the  by  stander; 
usually  an  innocent  person 
destined  by  fate  to  be  at  that 
particular  place  at  that  parti- 
cular time.  Where  does  he  fit 
in  the  overall  scheme  of 
things?  Should  he  interfere  or 
should  he  ignore?  The  law  of 
survival  says.  "Don't  get  in- 
volved". Conscience  says, 
"Shouldn't  I  do  something?" 


The  action  progresses  and 
the  struggle  intensifies.  He  is 
faced  with  reality,  in  some 
cases,  the  grim  mirages  of  the 
T.V.  screen  have  become 
painfully  realistic.  In  other 
situations,  the  action  has  be- 


Slowly,  imperceptibly,  the 
conscience  is  deadened,  the 
eyes  become  blind,  right  be- 
comes wrong,  truth  becomes 

For  the  sake  of  comfort  and 
safety,  the  action  is  allowed  to 


continue.  Then  it  ends.  The 
"I  didn't  realize"  and  the 
"that's  too  bad"  are  abun- 
dant. But  it's  too  late.  The 
slandered  man  has  lost  a  bit  of 
himself,  the  raped  girl-her 
virginity,  and  the  murdered 
man-his  life.  Evil  has  once 
again  been  committed. 

"Many  will  fall  from  their 
faith;  they  will  betray  one 
another  and  hate  one  another  . 
and  as  lawlessness  spreads, 
men's  love  one  for  another  will 
grow  cold."   (Matt.  24:10-13) 


Letters  Continued  .  . 


Dear  Editor, 
I  would  like  to  reply  in  part  to 

Alex's  letter  and  also  to  add 
:  another     dimension     to     the 

ongoing  controversy  over  the 
I  need  for  retrenchment. 

I  agree  with  Alex  that  the 
I  students  should  be  involved 
I  to  a  certain  extent  in  the 
I  decision  of  which  teachers 
I  should  be  asked  to  leave  or 
I  stay  as  provided  in  the  re- 
I  trenchment  policy.  But  this 
I  could  only  be  done  by  an 
I  anonymous  survey  taken  of  all 
I  Southern  College  students. 
iSuch  a  survey  could  not  be 
nplemented  in  time  to  give 
hhe  necessary  notice  to  the 
|eachers  involved-even  if  the 

iults  were  taken  as  the  only 

iis  for  a  decision. 

I  What  I  would  really  like  to 
Iddress  is  the  reason  why 
Retrenchment  is  required. 
pON'T  STOP  READING 
pOW;  the  "low  enrollment" 
is  not  the  only  reason. 

I  In  a  discussion  with  the  Dean 
ff  Students,  Everett  Schlisner, 
found  that  the  attitude  of 
present  and  former  students 
plays  a  large  part.  This 
Pttitude  is  the  basis  for  many 
f/  the  financial  difficulties  of 
>  institution. 

I  When  a  person  buys  a  stereo, 
»  house  or  any  other  large 


personal  expense,  it  is  often 
done  by  credit,  whether  a 
credit  card  or  a  personal  loan. 
These  people  don't  seem  to 
mind  paying  off  these  bills  on 
a  regular  monthly  basis. 

Maybe  an  education  isn't 
tangible  enough.  You  can't 
hold  it  or  see  it,  but  you 
certainly  benefit  from  it  in  the 
long  run.  It  seems  that  some 
students,  both  former  and 
present,  feel  that  the  school 
bill  can  wait  until  they  are 
"financially  stable."  I  realize, 
though,  that  the  majority  of 
the  students  who  finish  their 
degrees,  pay  off  their  bills 
much  sooner  than  those  who 
dropped  out  of  college. 

In  my  discussion  with  Dean 
Schlisner,  I  discovered  that 
there  are  student  debts  in 
accounts  receivable  amount- 
ing to  nearly  one  million 
dollars.  To  be  exact,  on  June 
30,  1982  there  was  a  debit  of 
$1,071,000.00  in  accounts 
receivable.  Admittedly,  with 
the  hard  work  and  endeavors 
of  Mr.  Randy  White,  Director 
of  Student  Accounts  for  S.C, 
the  amount  in  accounts 
receivable  was  lowered  to 
$992,000.00  by  June  30,  1983. 

To  me  it  seems  inconceivable 
that  a  person  would  leave  an 
outstanding  debt  and  not  con- 


sider it  important.  Self- 
esteem  is  a  good  motivator  for 
keeping  the  bills  paid. 

Although  the  low  enrollment 
plays  a  large  part,  these 
outstanding  debts,  if  paid, 
would  pay  the  salaries  of  all 
the  teachers  affected  by  the 
retrenchment  for  more  than  20 
years  (including  conference 
medical,  educational,  and 
housing  benefits). 

I  hope  this  will  give  some 
insight  to  those  who  don't 
understand  fully  the  reasons 
which  necessitate  the  re- 
trenchment policy. 

Sincerely, 
Michael  Peel 


Dear  Editor: 

Militant  feminism  is  destroy- 
ing America  as  the  scourge  of 
decency  and  civility.  In  the 
last  two  decades  we  have  seen 
a  dramatic  increase  in  broken 
homes,  spouse  and  child 
abuse  and  sex  crimes,  which 
goes  along  with  a  woman's 
decision  to  wear  the  pants. 

Jude  16  in  the  Bible 
prophetized  of  militant  femin- 
ists as  follows:     "These  are 

walking  after  their  own  lusts; 
and  their  mouth  speaketh 
great  swelling  words,  having 
men's  persons  in  admiration 
because  of  advantage." 

Deuteronomy  22:5  is  God's 
admonition    against     uni-sex 


and  Jude  6-16  is  the  shameful 
result.  Jesus  strove  against 
feminism  and  even  said  to  His 
mother:  "Woman,  what  have 
I  to  do  with  thee?"  And  for 
His  crucifiers  He  said: 
"Father,  forgive  them,  for 
they  know  not  what  they  do." 
We  can  rebuild  America  with 
the  only  true  word  of  God.  the 
1611  King  James  Bible,  or  we 
can  continue  to  let  TV  hype 
lead  us  to  the  slaughter.  But 
our  salvation  can  only  come 
about  through  believing  that 
Bible  prophecy  was  meant  for 
the  latter  times  -  NOW.  (I 
Timothy  4:1) 

Sincerely, 
Wayne  L.  Johnson 


Barrow  Moves  To 

New  Position 


Ronald  M.  Barrow,  Ph.D.. 
was  recently  promoted  to  Vice 
President  of  Admissions  and 
College  Relations  at  Southern 
College  of  SDA  in  College- 
dale.  He  was  formeriy  the 
Director  of  Admissions. 

In  this  new  position,  Dr. 
Barrow  will  coordinate  the 
departments  of  Admissions, 
Recruitment,  and  Public  Rela- 

Dr.  Barrow  attended  Colum- 
bia Union  College,  Maryland, 
to  obtain  a  B.A.  in  theology 
with  minors  in  history  and 
speech.        He    received    his 


masters  degree  in  school 
administration  from  Loma 
Linda  University,  California, 
and  his  doctorate  in  adminis- 
tration for  higher  education 
from  Walden  University, 
Florida,  in  1978. 

His  extensive  experience  in 
the  education  field  includes 
working  as  a  teacher,  dean, 
and  vice  principal  of  several 
private  boarding  academies 
throughout  the  country.  He 
served  as  principal  of  College- 
dale  Academy  in  Collegedale 
for  11  years  before  joining  the 
staff  of  Southern  College  five 
years  ago. 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  January  26,  1984 


o 


Southern  Scholars  Widen  Prospectives 


By  George  Turner 

Achievement  comes  in 
various  ways  to  various  indivi- 
duals. In  the  case  of  46 
Southern  College  students, 
achievement  comes  in  partici- 
pating in  the  Honors  Program. 

The  honors  program,  South- 
em  Scholars,  is  designed  for 
students  with  high  motivation 
and  intellectual  curiosity, 
special  projects,  interdisci- 
plinary studies  and  designated 
honors  courses  help  the  stu- 
dent attain  a  degree  of  depth 
and  breadth  beyond  those 
normally  attained  in  regular 
baccalaureate  studies. 

"It's  a  good  way  to  get  a 

better  overview  of  live."  said 

participant    Chip    Cannon, 

speaking  of  the  program. 

"It  widens   your   perspec- 


tives. ■ '  agreed  Kevin  Rice, 
another  program  participant. 
"It's  a  good  deal," 
The  program  is  administered 
by  an  honors  committee, 
which  admits  students  to  the 
program  and  discontinues 
honor  status  of  those  who  fail 
to  keep  up  the  minimum 
requirements,  a  well  as  moni- 
toring the  progress  of  each 
student. 

Eligibility  requirements  in- 
clude a  high-school  GPA  of 
3.70  or  above  for  freshman 
and  a  cumulative  GPA  of  at 
least  3.50.  To  continue  in  the 
program,  students  must  com- 
plete a  minimum  of  12  credits 
per  semester  and  31  credits 
per  year,  as  well  as  enrolling 
in    special    honors    sequence 


courses  and  maintaining  an 
overall  GPA  of  at  least  3.50. 
After  successfully  completing 
one  year  in  the  honors  pro- 
gram, Southern  Scholars  are 
eligible  to  audit  one  three- 
hour  course  of  their  choice 
without  charge.  In  addition, 
upper-division  students  in  the 
program  for  at  least  one  year 
are  granted  a  tuition  reduction 
equal  to  the  cost  of  one 
three-hour   course   per    sem- 

Those  students  pursuing  the 
honors  program  first  semester 
include: 

Artress,  Karen  Shireen 
Battistone,  Michael  Jason 
Blomeley.  Heather  Ilene 
Brandenburg,  Peggy  Frances 


Burdick.  Gary  Wayne 
Butterfield,  Georgia  Gray 
Cannon,  Chip 
Cole,  Cameron  William 

Johnson,  Diane  M  Collar 
Cornell.  Christina  Lyn 
Cruz,  Elizabeth  II 
Davis,  Jeffrey  John 
Fanselau,  Deborah  L 
Gano,  David  Lee 
Gentry,  David  Wayne 

Gibson,  Audrey  Ann 
Green,  Diana  Joy 
Henson.  Shandelle  Marie 
Huh.  Won-Uk 
Jimenez,  Robert  Ivan 
Jimenez,  Ronald  Jay 
Jordan,  Chris  Leighon 


Kalmansson,  Pall  G 
Klevgard,  Sheri  Lee 
Leeper,  Douglas  Dean 
Lynn,  Donna  Levern 


McNeal,  Steven  James 
Mills.  Michael  Terry 
Negron,  Dennis 


Peck,  Karen  Lynelle 
Rice,  Kevin  Eric 
Robertson,  Luana  Kay 
Ruhling,  David  Luke 

Sadler,  Thomas  Kevin 
Shaw,  Cindy  Lynne 
Snell,  Nancy  Jo 
Spangler,  Marilyn  J 
Springett,  Lisa  Rene 
Sutton,  Erin  Suzanne 
Swinson,  Martha  Annette 


Tow,  Mary  Margaret 
Turner,  Cathleen  Mary 
Twombley,  Deborah  Lynn 


Vaughan,  Robert  Eugene 
Wall,  Robert  Calvin  Jr 
Wilson,  Pamela  Louise 


**Starship  Discovery"  in  Chattanooga 


The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
Orchestra  announced  today 
that  they  will  present  a  multi- 
media extravaganza  in  the 
Roundhouse  on  February  17. 
1984  called  "Starship  Dis- 
covery." The  Symphony  will 
perform  music  from  recent 
adventure  motion  picture 
blockbusters  such  as  Star 
Wars.  Return  of  the  Jedi. 
E.T..  Superman,  and  2001:  A 
Space  Odyssey.  The  music 
will  be  enhanced  by  a  dazzling 
array  of  visual  effects,  and  the 
Roundhouse  will  be  turned 
into  a  magical  environment  of 
sight  and  sound. 

John  Giordano.  Guest  Con- 
ductor. Music  Director  of  the 
Fort  Worth  Symphony 
Orchestra,  will  lead  the 
orchestra  in  performance  of 
these    movie    scores.       The 


Orchestra  will  be  using  the 
original  editions  of  the  music 
as  composed  for  the  various 
films  by  the  present  Music 
Director  of  the  Boston  Pops, 
John  Williams. 

Dean  Corey.  General 
Manager  of  the  Chattanooga 
Symphony,  commented: 
"This  is  the  most  ambitious 
undertaking  that  the  Chatt- 
anooga Symphony  has  ever 
been  involved  with.  Because 
of  this  fantastic  music  and 
myriads  of  lighting  and  sound 
effects  that  will  be  used 
during  the  program.  I  feel  that 
the  concert  will  be  very 
appealing  and  something  the 
entire  family  can  enjoy.  This 
type  of  concert  has  been  done 
in  numerous  cities  around  the 
country  with  fantastic  success. 
We  anticipate  a  tremendous 


rush  on  tickets  for  this  event, 
and  would  advise  people  to 
make  their  plans  early  to 
attend.  We  also  have  several 
surprises  in  store  for  the 
audience  during   the   perfor- 

Tickets  for  "Starship  Dis- 
covery" are  priced  at  $10.00. 
$8.50.  and  $7.00  with  a  $1.50 
discount  for  children  under  12. 
Mail  orders  can  be  sent  to  the 
Symphony  Office  for  tickets  at 
8  Patten  Parkway,  Chatt- 
anooga. TN  37402.  Tickets 
will  go  on  sale  at  the  Round- 
house, all  Chatta-Tick  loca- 
tions, and  at  the  Area  Council 
Chamber  of  Commerce  and 
Civic  Forum  beginning  Jan. 
23.  If  you  would  like  more 
information  on  "Starship  Dis- 
covery" please  call  the  Chatt- 
anooga Symphony  Office  at 
267-8583. 


Job  Outlook  Improves 


European  Tour  Visits 
8  Countries 


Plans  for  the  European  Study 
Tour,  Adventure  in  Europe 
1984,  are  progressing  rapidly, 
according  to  Dr.  William 
Wohlers.  Professor  of  History 
and  Tour  Director. 

Mr.  Herman  Simmelink  of 
Europa  Express,  a  Dutch  tour- 
ing agency,  was  on  campus 
January  22  to  discuss  lodging 
and  travel  arrangements. 
Tentative  hotel  reservations 
have  been  made  in  each  of  the 
fourteen  cities  where  the  tour 
will  stay  overnight.  Due  to  the 
high  value  of  the  dollar, 
students  who  go  on  the  tour 
can  expect  a  higher  quality  of 
lodging  than  might  otherwise 
be  expected. 
^    As  announced  last  spring, 


vill 


ight 
England,  Holland, 
Belgium,  France,  Switzcriand, 
Italy.  Austria,  and  West 
Germany.  In  addition,  arran- 
gements are  now  under\vay  to 
make  a  one-day  excursion 
behind  the  "iron  curtain"  to 
visit  Budapest,  the  capital  of 
Hungary.  London,  Amster- 
dam. Paris,  Rome.  Venice. 
Vienna,  and  Munich  are 
among  the  most  notable  cities 
where  the  tour  will  stop. 

A  total  of  six  hours  may  be 
earned  on  the  tour  in  either 
history  or  humanities.  The 
tour  price  of  $3350  includes 
the  cost  of  th-:,  credit  as  well 
as  all  '-.unsportation,  lodging, 
admissions  fees,   and  break- 


fast and  dinner  each  day. 
The  tour  will  leave  Atlanta  on 
May  22  for  London  via  Delta 
Air  Lines.  It  will  return  on 
July  9  from  Frankfurt,  West 
Germany.  About  a  dozen 
spaces  remain  open,  so  pros- 
pective participants  should 
contact  Dr.  Wohlers  as  soon  as 
possible  at  238-2682  or 
396-3220.  His  office  is  in  Lynn 
Wood  Hall  #207. 


The  Class  of  '84  should  find 
jobs  more  easily  than  their 
predecessors  in  '83.  although 
they  may  be  paid  somewhat 
less  to  start.  Graduates  in 
1983  had  the  dubious  honor  of 
being  caught  in  the  worst 
hiring  year  since  World  War 
II. 

A  Michigan  State  University 
survey  this  past  fall  showed 
increased  optimism  for  1984 
among  employers,  who  plan  to 

graduates.  This  improvement 
in  the  job  outlook  for  new 
grads  is  the  first  in  several 

According  to  the  survey,  a 
college  grad  can  expect  an 
average  starting  salary  of 
$19,306  an  increase  of  2.8 
percent  from  1983  (although 
inflation  increased  4  percent). 
A  strong  80  percent  of  college 
students  will  find  work,  the 
survev  said. 

Additional  indicators  of  the 
upward  swing  are  in  recruit- 
ment trends.  Northwestern 
University  placement  director 
Victor  Lindquist  foresees  a 
national  recruiting  increase  of 
15-20  percent. 

At  the  University  of  Texas- 
Austin,  a  placement  official 
reported  an  increase  in  firms 


interviewing  on  campus(last 
year's  490  to  this  year's  600); 
cancellations  are  down,  also. 
Recruiting  in  the  energy 
industry  is  still  lagging, 
however.  Last  year,  more 
than  100  Michigan  State  sen- 
iors, promised  jobs  with 
Dresser,  Inc. ,  from  Dallas, 
were  disappointed  when  the 
oilexploration  equipment  com- 
pany had  to  back  out  on  the 
offers.  (Dresser  is  not  being 
invited  back  for  interviews  at 
Michigan  State.) 

Accounting  and  banking 
companies  experienced  prac- 
tically no  hiring  drops  during 
the  recession,  while  high-tech  j 
companies  saw  a  minor  slow-  I 
down  in  recruiting. 

Technical  graduates  -  H^e 
those  in  electrical  engineering 
and  computer  science  -  wiW 
find  the  best  salaries  this  year 
($26,000  or  better),  according 
to  the  Michigan  State  survey, 
while  humanities  and  social  | 
psychology  graduates  start  at 
only  $13,917.  , 

The  market  for  teachers  is 
still  sluggish,  with  salaries  at 
$14,779.  Other  salary  figures 
include  $16,650  for  general 
business  and  $17,586  for  agri- 
culture fields.  I 


January  26.  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Self  Protection  Involves  Attitude 


By  Shirley  Hopkins 

Monday.  January  23,  the 
Student  Association  presented 
It's  first  joint  worship  in 
Thatcher  Hall  for  second  sem- 
ester The  presentation,  en- 
titled "Self  Protection  for 
Women  (and  Men)"  was  con- 
ducted by  Lt  Jim  Bullard  of 
the  Memphis  Police  Depart- 
ment Lt  Bullard  who  created 
and  performs  this  program  is  a 
magna  cum  Laude  honor  grad- 
uate in  sociology  and  history 
and  has  a  Masters  degree  in 
Education  He  has  been  a 
Memphis  police  officer  for 
over  26  years  and  is  presently 
assigned  to  the  Police  Train- 
ing    Academy     as     Physical 


Training  Officer. 

The  subject  of  this  presenta- 
tion dealt  with  every  form  of 
attack  to  which  women  are 
commonly  subjected  to 
ranging  from  mild  forms  of 
flirty-molestations  to  homici- 
dal criminal  assaults.  The 
physical  counters  to  the 
attacks  were  easy  to  learn  and 
proved  to  be  very  effective 
when  demonstrated  by  Lt. 
Bullard  and  volunteer  Marty 
Brewer. 

The  Memphis  Police  Depart- 
ment considers  this  program 
to  be  an  attitude  talk.  Lt. 
Bullard  got  across  the  main 
attitude  "Don't  let  a  low-life 


character  spoil  three  minutes 
of  your  day."  "The  program 
is  not  about  choking  people, 
popping  eyes  out  or  bursting 
ear  drums,  but  about  walking 
free  in  this  land  anywhere  you 
choose  to  go.  No  one  has  the 
right  to  make  you  walk  around 
in  fear.  What  we  must  do  is 
take  offense,  so  take  offense 
and  the  very  act  of  taking 
offense  will  work  like  a  miracle 
If  each  person  in  the  nation 
would  take  offense  to  crime 
problems  would  end." 

Although  Lt.  Bullard  is  very 
proud  of  his  self-defense 
course,  he  believes  that  none 
of  the  principles  will  work 
without  the  "right  attitude." 


Chapel  Meets  At  Camp 


fhis  past  Tuesday's  Chapel 
was  presented  by  the 
Chaplain's  office,  which  fea- 
tured Summer  Camps  here  in 
the  Southern  Union.  The 
Youth  Directors  of  the  various 
conferences  are  on  campus 
until  this  Thursday  to  recruit 
workers  for  this  summer. 

A  "campfire"  program  was 
presented  to  give  students  a 
sense  of  what  camp  is  like.  It 
began  with  a  slide  show 
featuring    highlights    of   past 


at  the  different 
Camps  Following  this  an 
ensemble  consisting  of  banjo, 
string  bass,  and  guitars  enter- 
tained us  The  audience  also 
got  a  chance  to  participate  in  a 
camp  sing  a-long 

After  the  sing-a-long  stu- 
dents who  had  worked  at 
summer  camp  shared  some  of 
their  experiences. 

All  agreed  that  it  was  a  great 
way  to  grow  in  Christ. 


News  In  Brief 

By  Royco  J.  Earp 

Johnny  Weismuller,  the 
1920's  Olympic  gold  medalist 
and  star  of  19  tarzan  movies 
during  the  1930's  died  Satur- 
day morning  after  a  long  bout 
with  heart  disease. 

William  French  Smith,  the  66 
year  old  U.S.  Attorney 
General,  resigned  unexpect- 
edly this  week  after  complet- 
ing the  largest  cleanup  job  on 
the  U.S.  Judicial  system. 
Reagan  nominated  Edwin 
Meese  III  to  succeed  him. 
Smith  said  he  would  stay  in 
office  until  Meese  could  be 
confirmed  by  Congress. 

The  names  of  30  people 
indicted  for  cocaine  smuggling 
were    released    Monday. 


"Measured  by  the  amount  of 
drugs,  it  is  the  largest  cocaine 
trafficking  ring  ever  broken  up 
in  the  history  of  federal  law 
enforcement,"  said  outgoing 
U.S.  attorney  William  French 
Smith.  Its  estimated  worth  is 
$3.8  billion. 

Libya's  second  highest 
official.  Major  Abdel-Salim 
Jalloud,  has  warned  of  new 
acts  of  terrorism  against  U.S. 
and  French  troops  in  Beirut. 
He  said  that,  unless  they 
withdraw  soon,  the  multina- 
tional peace  keeping  force  will 
suffer  painful  blows.      Libya 


militias  i 


I  Lebanon. 


The  Los  Angeles  Raiders 
demolished  and  demoralized 
the  former  world  champion 
Washington     Redskins     in 


Super  Bowl  XVIIl  last  Sunday. 
The  game  was  a  lopsided 
affair  from  start  to  finish  as 
the  awesome  Raiders  scalped 
the  hapless  Redskins  38-9. 

The  Statue  of  Liberty,  the  100 
year  old  symbol  of  freedom, 
will  get  a  facelift  for  her 
centennial  in  1986,  She  will 
get  a  new  copper  "skin" 
strengthened  arm,  and  new 
torch. 

Inflation  dipped  to  an  II  year 
low  of  3.8  percent  in  1983. 
The  1982  figures  was  3.9 
percent.  The  drop  in  inflation 
was  due  largely  to  the  fact  that 
fuel  costs  dropped  9.4  per- 
cent. These  figures  show  that 
our  economy  is  getting  strong 
er  and  healthier. 


Pizza  in  the  Cafe 


ey  Marc  Carr 

interested  in  eating  good 
pizza  and  watching  a  movie? 
Come  to  the  cafeteria  this 
Saturday  night,  January  28, 
and  enjoy  yourself. 

They'll  be  serving  up  your 
favorite  kinds  of  pizza:    black 

cheese  pizza. 

While  you're  eating  your 
pizza,  the  movie  "Rascal"  will 
be  featured.  It's  a  Walt 
Disney  classic  about   a   mis- 


chievous raccoon  and  a  boy 
who  hit  it  off  together  as  best 
friends. 

There  will  be  no  admission 
■  charged,  but  pizza  along  with 
soda,  chips,  and  ice  cream  will 
be  sold  by  the  cafeteria.  Doors 
open    at    7:00    p.m.    and    the 
movie  will  begin  at  7:30  p.m. 
There  is  only  one  showing  -  so  ^^  - 
come,  bring  a  friend  and  plan  ^^  I 
on  having  a  great  time.  | 


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Time  Out. 


SC's  Intramural  basketball 
season  took  an  interesting 
turn  Tuesday  evening.  David 
Green's  "AA"  team  emerged 
victorious  over  Bob 
Mountain's  team  59-54  in  a 
game  that  included  a  player 
ejection  and  a  request  of  all 
fans  attending  to  leave  the 
gym. 

It  started  out  as  a  good  ball 
game,  and  the  game  was  tied 
seven  times  in  the  first  half. 
Thus,  this  hard-fought  game 
drew  the  support  of  the  spec- 
tators. As  the  game  went  on, 
it  became  physical,  introduc- 
ing a  verbal  atmosphere  on 
the  part  of  the  players  as  well 

At  the  half,  the  score  was 
26-24  in  favor  of  Green. 
Referees  Steve  Jaecks  and 
Ted  Evans  talked  about  the 
taunting  that  they  were  gett- 
ing from  the  players  and 
concluded  that  they  would 
take  no  more. 

47  seconds  into  the  second 
half,  forward  Ken  Warren  was 
called  for  a  technical  foul  after 
complaining  about  a  foul  by 
forward  Vito  Montaperto  that 
was  not  called. 

This  made  captain  David 
Green  upset,  Verbally  upset. 
His  words  earned  him  a 
technical.  As  this  was  going 
on,  the  fans  of  Green's  team 
began  to  get  loud  also. 
Although  this  was  statements 
for  the  team,  the  officials  felt 
that  it  could  be  another  form 
of  taunting  which  Referee 
Jaecks  later  said,  "would 
seem  to  be  a  factor  for  the  rest 
of  the  game." 

Green  became  more  upset  at 
the    technical    foul    called 


by  Dick  B|rd^a^°g^ 

against  him  and  began  taunt- 
ing the  officials  even  more. 
Green  earned  a  second  techni- 
cal foul  which  earned  him  a 
disqualification  for  the  re- 
mainder of  the  game  and  an 
ejection  from  the  gym.  Green 
then  went  for  broke.  His 
taunting  increased  in  volume 
as  the  spectators  drew  silent. 
"You  said  that  we'd  finish 
dead  last.  So  why  are  you 
reffing  our  games?"  asked 
Green  to  Referee  Ted  Evans. 
Evans  later  said,  "I  have 
nothing  against  his  team. 
Dave  and  I  have  always  gotten 
along  just  fine." 

As  Green  was  leaving,  the 
officials  felt  that  he  wasn't 
leaving  quickly  enough  and 
stated  that  Green's  team 
risked  the  fate  of  forfeit  if  he 
didn't  leave  without  further 
hesitation.  This  action  drew  a 
delay  in  the  court  play  as  the 
two  teams  waited  for  Green's 
departure.  It  also  drew  a 
response  from  a  spectator  to 
"get  Dave  out  of  here"  in  a 
positive-toned  voice.  Green 
began  to  leave,  waving  to  the 
official  who  he  had  accused  of 
not  being  "qualified  to  offici- 
ate his  team's  games."  The 
gesture  drew  a  roar  from  the 
spectators.  Referee  Jaecks 
felt  that  enough  was  enough 
and  told  non-players  and 
others  not  directly  associated 
with  the  game  to  leave,  state- 
ing  later  that  "if  intramurals 
is  not  a  positive  experience  for 
everyone,  then  it  is  not  worth 

Ten  minutes  passed  before 
the  game  could  resume  play, 
and  when  it  did  it  was  one  of 
the  best  games  of  the  season. 


Co- captain  Warren  took  over 
and  guided  his  team  to  the 
victory  margin  as  Warren  got 
help  from  Steve  Flynn,  who 
sank  two  crucial  free  throws 
with  1  ;27  left  to  tie  the  score  at 
54.  But  it  was  Warren,  whose 
two  free  throws  with  :11  to  go 
sealed  victory  for  Green  (1-1). 
In  a  league  action  on 
Monday.  Ron  Aguilera  scored 
25  points  to  lead  Kerbs'  team 
to  a  79-49  blow-out  over  Duff. 
DufTs  team  could  never  seem 
to  get  on  track  from  the 
beginning  as  Sam  Smith,  the 
big-play  forward,  and  Don 
Duff  both  got  three  quick  fouls 
in  the  first  half.  Smith  picked 
up  his  fourth  personal  foul 
with  2:05  left  in  the  half. 
Aguilera's  fine  outside  shoot- 
ing and  Joe  Osborne's  fine 
inside  game  led  Kerbs'  team 
to  a  32-16  halftime  score. 

In  the  second  half,  the  roof 
caved  in  on  Duff's  team. 
Smith  fouled  out,  was  followed 
by  Brian  Newmyer's  two  tech- 
nical fouls  and  ejection  from 
the  game.  Don  Duff  and 
Royce  Eirp  also  fouled  out 
leaving  the  team  with  only 
four  players 

Kerbs'  team  made  the  best  of 
the  situation  by  opening  their 
offense    and    blitzing    Duffs 


■ith 


Pat 


Hawkins  poured  in  16  points 
in  a  losing  cause.  Kerbs  team 
had  four  players  in  double- 
figures  as  they  put  on  a 
scoring  clinic.  Kerbs  im- 
proved to  3-0,  while  Duff 
dropped  their  record  to  1-1. 
When  asked  about  the  game, 
Aquiterasaid,  "I  felt  the  team 
played  a  good  game  and  I 
think  that  we  can  play  a  little 


lump  ball 


better.  Our  game  plan  was  to  Hawley     17-4    to     start    the 

give  Duff's  team  the  outside  second  half.    Mike  Howerton 

shot  because  we  felt  that  they  and  Steve  Martin  each  poured 

could  not  hit  it  consistently."  in  12  points  for  the  victors  as 

In  Tuesday's   "B"   league  Nail  improved  their  record  to 

action.    Rick    Nail's    team  2-0.  Greg  Henderson  put  in  a 

defeated  Rick  Hawley's  team  good  effort  for  Hawley  who 

49-46.    Nail  was  behind  24-21  fell  to  0-2  this  season, 
at    halftime,     but    outscored 

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Southern  Cynic 


Mercy!  The  life  of  a  Cynic! 
Certainly  it  has  to  be  the  most 
thankless  and  unapprecited 
occupation  on  campus.  The 
daily  struggle  of  the  satirical 
writer  is  overwhelming  in  its 
very  concept.  For  the  Cynic 
has  to  see  things  not  only  as 
they  are,  but  as  they  are  not. 
Not  only  what's  up,  but  what's 
going  down.  Who's  in  and 
what's  out. 

Sometimes,  this  job  can 
become  a  nightmare  if  the 
public  suffers  from  that  in- 
decent illness  commonly  re- 
ferred to  H.A.I.D.S.  or  Humor 
And  Itelligence  Deficiency 


Syndrome.  These  poor  souls 
have  the  inability  to  take  a 
joke.  This  is  physically 
impossible  due  to  the  breeze- 
way  between  their  ears. 
Therefore,  anything  written  in 
a  sarcastic  or  cynical  way 
becomes  a  personal  slap  on 
the  chops  and  the  whole  point 
of  making  the  reader  laugh  is 
lost  somewhere  in  the  ozone. 

H.A.I.D.S.  is  a  very  difficult 
illness  to  diagnose.  Once  it  is 
allowed  to  reach  its  full  poten- 
tial, the  victim  usually  suffers 
for  life.  It  becomes  a  chroni- 
cally boring  disease  that  will 
eventually  cause  its  victims  to 


be  stricken  from  the  guest  lists 
of  many  a  dinner  party. 

Before  H.A.I.D.S.  reaches 
epidemic  proportions  at  S.C. 
it  is  the  duty  of  every  sober 
minded  (and  otherwide)  indiv- 
idual to  accept  the  responsibil- 
ity of  determining  whether  or 
not  you  suffer  from  this  pla- 
gue. Read  the  following 
statements.  The  more  you 
feel  apply  to  you  the  more 
dangerous  your  illness.  If  you 
are  certain  that  they  all  sound 
like  you.  seek  professional 
help  immediately. 

1)  It  usually  takes  you  the 
longest  to  "get  the  joke"  and 


when  you  finally  do,  it's  three 
weeks  later  and  you  had  to  do 
research  in  biology  to  under- 
stand it. 

2)  When  someone  smiles  at 
you  in  passing,  you  wonder 
what  they  want  and  if  they 
were  smiling  because  you  had 
spaghetti  sauce  on  your  chin. 

3)  You  get  an  anonymous  note 
from  a  secret  admirer  that 
says,  "He  who  laughs,  lasts" 
and  you  don't  get  it  so  you 
shred  it  up  and  put  it  in  your 
hamster  cage. 

4)  You  take  everything  liter- 
ally. When  someone  says, 
"Gag  me  with  a  spoon",  you 


feel  it  is  your  duty  to  do  so. 
5)  You  read  the  Southern 
Cynic  and  you  become  so 
upset  that  you  phone  home 
and  tell  your  mommy  that 
"they're  talking  about  me 
again." 

Needless  to  say.  life  would  be 
so  much  easier  if  people  would 
laugh  at  themselves  some- 
times. Especially  the  grue- 
ling, back-breaking,  fingernail 
splitting,  headache  inducing 
lifeofaCynic.  It's  a  hard  row 
to  hoe.  but  if  it  makes  a  person 
smile  or  one  person  think, 
then  the  verbal  ABUSE  AND 
OCCASIONAL  STONING 
AREN'T  QUITE  SO  BAD. 


Classifieds 


The  Hunter  Museum  of  Art 
will  be  sponsormg  the  Mc- 
Dowell Club  Concert  at 
10:30  a.m.-I2:00  noon  on 
February  1,  in  the  auditor- 
ium at  the  r 


IMPORTANT  MESSAGE 

>1II  STUDENTS:  A  Finan- 
cial Aid  Workshop  will  be 
held  Thursday,  January  26, 
at  5:30  p.m.  sharp  in 
Summerour  Hall,  Room 
105.  A  second  workshop 
will  be  held  Tuesday. 
January  31,  at  12:00  Noon 
sharp  in  the  Cafeteria  Ban- 
quet room.  Applications 
will  be  distributed,  new 
regulations  discussed,  and 
questions  answered.  If  for 
some  reason  you  are  unable 
to  attend  to  one  of  these 
workshops,  please  stop  by 
the  Student  Finance  Office 
or  call  238-2051  for  another 
time  that  would  be 
convenient. 

Dear  "  Invisible  Friend," 
Just  a  note  to  thank  you  for 
the  book.  Love,  by  Leo 
Buscaglia.  I  recently  fin- 
ished reading  it  and 
thought  it  was  fantastic. 
Thanks  for  being  so  very 
thoughtful! 
Sincerely,    Lisa    Ohman 

fT'S  TREMENDOUS 
Don't  forget  that  Charies 
"Tremendous"  Jones  will 
speak  for  the  Anderson 
Lecture  Series  Thursday  at 
■^:30  -p.m.  in  Thatcher 
Worship  Room. 

Students  enrolled  in  Busi- 
ness Seminar  must  be  there 
by  7:20  to  take  the  quiz  on 
last       week's       lecture. 


"King  of  Comedy"  will  be 
tonight's  film  in  129  Grote 
HallatUTC.  Sponsored  by 
the  AEC/UTC  Interna- 
tional Film  Series,  the 
movie  will  be  at  7:30  p.m. 
Admission       is       $2.50. 

I  am  seeking  current  names 
and  addresses  of  1979  Mt. 
Vernon  Academy  alumni. 
The  addresses  are  very 
urgent  for  the  upcoming 
class  reunion.  If  you  also 
would  send  any  names  and 
addresses  of  those  not 
attending  this  college  it 
would  be  appreciated.  All 
replies  should  be  mailed  as 
soon  as  possible  to: 


Russell  Shobe 

Mt.     Vernon     Academy 

Mt.      Vernon,    OH   43050 

OnJanuary29at2:30p.m., 
the  Hunter  Art  Museum 
will  be  presenting  a 
Chamber  Music  Recital  in 
the  museum's  auditorium. 

"Ben  Hur  will  be  shown  at 
7:00  p.m.  on  January  28  in 
Thatcher  Hall  Worship 
Room.  This  film  is  part  of 
the  Perspectives  Film  Ser- 
ies sponsored  by  the  Reli- 
gion Department. 

MAFUTA. 
Just  kidding! 


ATTENTION  SENIORS!! 
Don't  forget  Senior  Class 
Organization  next  Tuesday. 
January  31,  at  11:05  in 
Thatcher  Hall. 


William  Teague  will  be 
presenting  an  organ  con- 
cert in  All  Saint's  Chapel 
on  the  Sewanee  campus. 
The  concert  will  begin  at 
8:00  p.m.  Central  Standard 
Time. 


A  great  big  thanks  to 
everyone  who  sent  cards 
and  called  after  my  sur- 
gery. Loveya'll. 

Sherri 


To  the  tub  people. 

Thanks  for  making  my 
weekend  great!  You 
helped  more  than  you 
know.  Ya'H  are  fantastic. 

Loveya. 

the  cook 


For  sale:  Candid,  back- 
stage and  in-concert  pic- 
tures of  Kenny  Rogers. 
B.J.  Thomas,  Bertie  Hig- 
gins.  and  Lee  Greenwood. 
Good  variety.  Call  396- 
3093. 


Dugal    the    darter 
avenge. 


Hey  woman.  Smile!  Hove 
ya.  Things  have  to  get 
better. 

fluff 

Saturday,  January  28  in  the 
Student  Center  Recreation 
Room,  there  will  be  ping- 
pong,  video  games,  video 
movie,  table  games,  group 
games  and  refreshments. 
Everyone  welcome,  come 
and  enjoy  yourself  and 
make  some  new  friends. 
Sponsored  by  the  Business 
Club.  .50  for  members. 
$1.00  for  non-members. 
The  fun  starts  at  8:00p.m. 


ade  me  w'hat  I 
.  very  happy! 


Wanted:  Experienced 
photographer  with  access 
to  a  photo  lab.  Call 
396-3093. 

To  my  friends,  neighbors  & 
close  companions  far  and 

Thanks  for  making  my 
Birthday  a  special  one.  It 
wasn't  easy  facing  another 
"milestone"  after  the 
(mortuaristic)  defeat  of 
Washington  Sunday,  but 
thanks  to  all  of  you  1  was 
able  to  make  it. 

Love  Ya 
Zanne 


Mr.  Wuri, 

I  guess  you're  only  into 
valet-parking  now,  huh? 

Speedy 


Four  baby  beds  for  sale 
including  a  good  mattress 
-$35.00  for  each  bed  and 
mattress.  Call  Marilyn 
Sliger  ■  396-3344.  We  have 
gone  to  accepting  children 
at  15  months  of  age  again. 


Donuls  -  Donuts  --  Donuls 
The  Southern  College 
Band  will  be  selling  Krispy 
Kreme  Donuts  in  the  dorm- 
itories as  a  fund  raising 
project  for  their  Caribbean 
Tour.  Orders  will  be  taken 
each  week  on  Monday 
nights  at  both  Thatcher  and 
Talge  front  desks.   Deliv 


/ill  be 


ade  t 


I  Thu 


day  nights  from  7:30  to  9:30 
p.m.  (If  order  is  not  picked 
up  by  9:00  p.m.  it  will  be 
sold  1st  come  1st  served.) 
The  cost  is  $2.00  for  a 
dozen  glazed  and  you  don't 
have  to  pay  until  you  pick 
up  the  order.  Support  the 
S.C.  Band. 

P.S.  East  Brainard  Krispy 
Kreme  uses  AIL  VEGE- 
TABLE SHORTNINGH! 


There  once  were  the  sisters 

from  Monroe 

Who    politely    would    say 

"Hello." 

But  when  you  start  saying 

They  would  start  praying 

For  a  nice  way  to  tell  you  to 


Ads  in  The  Southern 
Accent  will  be  available  to 
all  candidates  in  the  up- 
coming SA  Elections.  See 
Donald  Chase  for  prices 
and  availability. 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  January  26,  1984 


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Volume  39,  Number  16 


Southern  College.  Collegedale.  Tenne 


Chamber  Music  Comes  To  SC 


Pianist  Gary  Lewis,  cellist 
Dorothy  Lewis,  and  oboist 
Jason  Weintraub  from  the 
Georgia  Chamber  Consortium 
will  present  a  concert  on 
Monday,  February  6,  at  8  p.m. 
in  Ackerman  Auditorium  in  J. 
Mabel  Wood  Hall  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 

The  Georgia  Chamber  Con- 
sortium is  an  organization  of 
highly  skilled  chamber  mus- 
icians acclaimed  worldwide  for 
their  appearances.  Their  reci- 
tals feature  both  solo  and 
chamber  literature  from  all 
periods,  traditionally  involv- 
ing three  or  four  performers 
selected  from  the  Consortium 
of  soprano,  flute,  oboe,  violin, 
horn,  cello,  and  piano. 

Pianist  Cary  Lewis  has 
performed  extensively  in  the 
United  States  as  well  as  in 
Europe,  with  appearances  in 
Carnegie  Hall,  the  Library  of 
Congress,  the  Cleveland 
Museum  of  Art,  and  London's 
pretigious  Wigmore  Hall.    In 


addition  to  solo  recitals  and 
guest  performances  with 
numerous  orchestras,  he  has 
toured  as  a  chamber  musician 
with  noted  artists  Kyung-Wha 
Chung  and  Carrol  Glenn.  A 
piano  professor  at  Georgia 
State  University,  Lewis  re- 
ceived degrees  from  North 
Texas  State  University  and  the 
Eastman  School  of  Music,  and 
did  post-doctoral  studies  at 
the  Academy  of  Music  in 
Vienna  as  a  Fulbright  Scholar. 

Cellist  Dorothy  Lewis  is  also 
popular  as  a  recitalist,  cham- 
ber musician,  and  soloist  with 
orchestras  throughout  much  of 
the  United  States  and  Europe. 
With  her  husband  Cary  and 
violinist  William  Stack,  con- 
certmaster  of  the  National 
Symphony  Orchestra  in 
Washington.  D.G.,  she  has 
recently  formed  the  Lanier 
Trio.  A  former  member  of  the 
Atlanta  Chamber  Players, 
Mrs.  Lewis  is  a  member  of  the 
faculty  at  Georgia  State 
University- 


Oboist  Jason  Weintraub,  also 
a  distinguished  English  hom- 
ist,  is  a  former  member  of  the 
Rochester  Philharmonic,  the 
Rochester  Chamber  Orchest- 
ra, Oklahoma  and  Mid- 
America  Wind  Quintets,  and 
has  gained  recognition  as 
soloist  and  orchestral  musi- 
cian.    He  presently  teaches 


and  free-lances  in  the  Atlanta 
area,  performing  during  the 
summer  months  with  the 
famed  Chautauqua  Symphony 
Orchestra  at  the  Chautauqua 
Institute  in  Western  New  York 
State. 

The  trio  will  be  performing 
works        by        Telemann, 


Beethoven.  Poulenc,  and 
Sibelius.  The  public  is  invited 
to  attend  the  concert,  which 
will  be  presented  free  of 
charge  as  part  of  the  Southern 
College  Chamber  Series. 

Admission  is  S2  for  students 
and  senior  citizens,  $2.50  for 
adults,  and  $7.50  per  family. 


H-E-L-P! ! 


Patricia  A.  Cople,  who  is  in 
charge  of  a  $35  billion-a-year 
military  budget,  will  present 
"HELPI  The  Budget  Was 
Approved"  on  Thursday, 
February  2.  at  8  p.m.  in 
Summerour  Hall  on  the  cam- 
pus of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 


Mrs.  Copie.  Deputy  Chief  of 
the  Construction  Division  at 
the  headquarters  for  Air  Force 
Engineering  and  Services,  will 
present  an  overview  of  the 
defense  budget  process,  in- 
cluding development,  presen- 
tation and  defense  of  Con- 
.  gress,  and  execution  after 
Congressional  approval. 


Mrs.  Cople  was  the  first 
woman  to  graduate  from 
Washington's  Walla  Walla 
College  with  a  bachelor's 
degree  in  architectural  engin- 


eering. She  then  attended 
Naval  Postgraduate  School  in 
Monterey,  California.  She  is 
currently  a  candidate  for  a 
master's  degree  in  industrial 
labor  and  relations  from 
Cornell  University,  New  York. 

Her  past  military  experience 
includes  employment  with  the 
Army  Corps  of  Engineers  as  a 
project  engineer  in  Los 
Angeles  and   Chicago.      She 

was  responsible  for  the  design 
of  major  Air  Force  and  Army 
medical  facilities  in  Southern 
California  and   Arizona,    and 

(he  design  and  construction  of 
indoor  small  arms  develop- 
ment   facilities.       She    then 

became  project  engineer  for 
Air  Force  Headquarters  in 
charge  of  the  construction  of 

Air  Force  family  housing.  She 
was  later  responsible  for  the 
preparation  of  cost  data  and 


technical  back-up  required  to 
support  the  annual  Military 
Construction  Program  sub- 
mitted to  Congress. 


This  lecture  is  presented  as  a 
part  of  the  1984  E.A.  Ander- 
son Lecture  Series,  an  annual 
feature  of  the  Division  of 
Business  and  Office  Adminis- 
tration at  Southern  College. 
Made  possible  by  the  genero- 
sity of  Mr.  E.  A.  Anderson  of 
Atlanta,  Georgia,  this  series 
was  designed  to  attract  top 
business  professionals  to  the 
area  and  to  stimulate  a  broad- 
er understanding  of  the  busi- 


The  public  is  invited  to  attend 
free  of  charge.  College  or 
continuing  education  credit  is 
available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


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Editorial 


You  know,  sometimes  I  get  a  kick  out  of  Red  Kneckerson's 
comments  on  the  radio.  He  really  gets  to  the  point  and  gets 
his  point  across  in  just  a  few  words.  His  comments  are  never 
long,  yet  they  pack  a  punch.  The  only  complaint  I  have 
against  him  is  that  he  seems  so  negative.  Every  time  I  listen 
to  his  broadcast,  it  seems  like  he's  putting  down  something 

Sometimes,  everything  seems  wrong  and  we  as  humans 
tend  to  complain  quite  a  bit  about  our  situation,  saying  that 
we  wish  the  Lord  would  hurry  up  and  come  to  save  us  from 
our  miser>'.  Yet.  when  the  good  times  are  around,  we  don't 
wish  for  "the  end"  to  come.  We  don't  think  about  it  much. 
We  are  content  to  be  happy  and  live  right  here,  as  long  as 
things  go  our  way. 

1  think  it  is  natural  for  us  as  humans  to  be  negative  at 
some  times  in  our  lives.  I  do  not  believe  that  those  people 
who  are  always  optimistic  are  in  full  control  of  their  mental 
capacities.  However,  on  the  other  hand,  I  do  not  believe  in 
continual  depression  and  low  spirits.  These  people  are 
unbalanced  as  well. 

ar  us  to  learn  to  be  obedient  and  loyal 
a  test  of  our  faith  in  the  Lord.  The 
r  enjoyment,  because  the  Lord  wants 
mts  us  to  rejoice  in  His  creation  and 
ve  He  allows  us  to  experience  some 


The  hard  times  come 
no  matter  what.  It  i; 
happy  times  are  for  o 
us  to  be  happy.  He  \ 
live  peacefully.  I  bel 
sad  or  rough  times  to  help  i 
this  earthly  home.  If  we  did, 
heaven,  would  we? 


;  to  not  become  satisfied  with 
e  really  wouldn't  want  to  go  to 


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O  GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


Letters 


Dear  Friends: 

Greetings!  It  has  been 
already  close  to  two  years 
since  I  graduated  from 
Southetn  College,  but  in  a  way 
it  seems  as  if  that  was  just  a 
few  weeks  ago.  I  miss  all  of 
you,  and  the  warm  Christian 
atmosphere  of  our  College  has 
been  and  will  always  be  in  my 
memories.  .  .  Those  were 
really  the  good-old-daysl 

Thanks  to  our  Lord's 
continuing  help,  I  will  Jie 
graduating  from  Purdue 
University  this  May  with  a 
Master's  degree  in 

Mathematics.        Now    I    am 


happy  to  let  you  know  that  I 
have  just  accepted  a  job  offer 
from  AT&T  Bell  Laboratories 
in  New  Jersey.  Recently  I  had 
the  opportunity  to  visit  the 
place  where  I  will  be  working, 
and  I  found  myself  liking  that 
environment  very  much, 
where  thousands  of  people  are 


the 


telecommunications  systems. 
My  work  will  be  in  the 
Network  Switching  and 
International  Systems 
Engineering  Center. 

The    job     opportunities     for 

scientists,       as      well      as 


engineers,  seem  to  be  veryl 
good  now  in  the  industries,  f 
and  it  would  be  nice  t 
more  of  you  studying  in  these  I 
areas.  And  I  wis 
encourage  those  that  3 
these  areas  to  take  somel 
applied  courses,  as  well  as  the  I 
theoretical  courses,  and  gel| 
some  work  experience 
research  or  development  ir 
related  field. 

May  the  Lord  be  with  you  and  I 

Southern  College  always  . 

Hoping    to    Reach    Out 

Touch    Y'all    someday    soon!  I 

Sincerely  yours.  I 

Young  Huh  I 

1982  Southern  College  f 

1984  Purdue  University  I 


Dear  Editor; 

We.  the  men  of  Third  East 
thought  that  our  peers  should 
be  informed  as  to  why  we  have 
not  bathed  for  two  days  now. 
This  decision  was  not  ours  but 
rather  was  made  by  theTBC 
(Talge  Beautification  Commi- 
ttee). It  is  beyond  us  as  to 
why,  here  in  the  middle  of  the 
Spring  semester,  the  TEC  has 


decided  to  shut  down  our 
bathroom  and  paint  its  "atro- 
cious" ceiling.  They  claim 
that  the  ceiling  was  moldy. 
We  wouldn't  know.  We  never 
had  a  reason  to  look  up. 
We  were  completely  unaware 
that  this  move  was  being 
considered.  Such  swift  action 
has  been  unparalleled  since 
our  boys  landed  on  Grenada. 


Why,  even  the  cockroaches! 
were  caught  with  their  pants  I 
down,  and  you've  got  to  get  up  | 
pretty  early  in  the  morning  t< 
get  the  jump  on  those  Talge  j 
Hall  cockroaches!! 

Maybe  we  should  be  accus-  ] 
tomed  to  such  things  by  now.^ 
After  ail,  they  exterminate  o  ' 


them. 


February  2,  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Writing 


s  alone  when  you  came 
and  even  then  you 
knew  that  I  needed  you.  Then 
you  filled  my  life  with  such  a 
beautiful  song.  Your  love  is  in 
my  heart  forever  and  1  want 
you  to  know  that  1  will  never 
leave  you.    You're  my  love. 

You  said  that  you  would 
always  be  at  my  side  and  that  I 
not  shed  a  tear.  You 
said  that  my  love  is  in  your 
heart  forever.  And  you  said 
that  you  would  leave  me  and 
that  I'm  your  love. 

I    thank    you    for    these 
promises,  Lord,  because  you 


are  the  carpenter;  The  Car- 
penter of  my  life.  You're  the 
one  who  healed  the  sick  and 
raised  the  dead,  and  you're 
the  one  who  comforts  me  and 
fills  my  heart  with  love  as  you 
said.  You're  the  one  who 
gives  me  strength,  to  move  all 
those  "Mountains."  You're 
the  carpenter  who  builds  my 
faith  and  takes  away  my  pain. 
After  all  you've  been  through 
and  all  that  I've  done,  why  do 
lyou  still  care?  I've  mocked 
your  name  and  lied  to  you. 
Why    are    you    still    always 


Carpenter,  make  me  what 
you  want  me  to  be  and  help 
your  Spirit  to  float  through 
me.    Amen. 

Can't  you  see  what  he  has 
been  through  for  you?  He 
died  for  You.  Open  your  eyes. 
When  you  have  a  problem, 
doesn't  he  see  you  through  it? 
When  you  have  pain,  doesn't 
he  heal  the  wound?  If  he 
doesn't  it's  because  you 
haven't  asked  him  to.  Jesus 
says  "You  may  ask  me  for 
anything  in  my  name,  and  I 
will  do  it."  {John  14:14  NIV) 

If  I  could  only  write  one 


sentence,  it  would  be  that 
Jesus  loves  you.  If  I  only  had 

one  song  to  sing,  it  would  be 
that  Jesus  cares.  Sometimes 
it  may  seem  that  no  one  is 
there,  but  He  is.  Ask  Him. 
He  really  wants  to  help.  He 
says,  "I  know  life's  hard 
sometimes,  but  if  you  would 
just  take  hold  of  my  hand  I'll 
give  you  all  the  help  you 
need." 

If  I  could  tell  you  a  story,  it 
would  say  that  Jesus  died  for 
you.  And  if  I  could  do  one 
thing  I'd  make  you  drop  down 
on  your  knees  and  realize  that 


He  loved  you  so  much  that  He 
gave  up  His  throne,  and  He 
loves  you  so  much  that  He 
gave  up  His  soul.  Jesus  loved 
You  so  much  that  He  took  all 
the  bad  you  gave  Him.  And 
now   He   wants   to  take   you 

If  I  could  do  one  thing  I'd 
make  you  drop  to  your  knees 
and  say  "Jesus,  I  Love  You, 

I  can't  do  that.  You  have  to 
;do  that  for  yourself.  But 
iPlease.  tell  the  Lord  today  that 
you  love  Him.  He  likes  to  hear 
it  just  as  much  as  we  do. 


Parrish  To  Perform  At  Vespers 


Ben  Parrish,  President  of 
lemorial  Bibles,  Int.,  Inc.,  is 
ling  to  be  performing  a  solo 
gd  concert  at  Vespers  this 
^y  night. 
Publicly,  Mr.  Parrish  has 
toured  throughout  the  United 
States  singing  for  different 
organizations  such  as  the  "It 
k  Written"  program,  the 
"PTL  Club",  and  the  "700 
Club".  He  has  performed  at 
he  Waldorf  Astoria  Hotel  in 
York,  as  well  as  some 
eventh-day  Adventist  institu- 
such  as  Andrews  Univer- 
Forest  Lake  Academy, 
nd  other  colleges. 
Wr.  Parrish,  married  and  the 
ither  of  three  children,  Todd, 
Ob.  and  Tanya,  has  a  love  for 
"He's  been  a  musician 
le  age  of  six,"  Todd 


Student  Missions  Presents  * 'Gandhi' 


its  effectiveness  in  the  end. 


Missionary  and  Task  Force 
programs.  "We'd  like  to  send 
that  many  again  next  year," 
said  Pastor  Jim  Herman. 


infoTmed  The  Accent.  Todd  is 
currently  employed  at  90.5 
WSMC.  Todd  went  on  to  say 
that,  "music  is  a  hobby  for 
him,  not  his  life  work. ' ' 

The  concert  will  be  at  8:00 
p.m.  on  Friday  night,  Febru- 
ary 3.  "It  will  be  a  spiritual 
experience  for  the  students," 
stated  Elder  Herman. 

Mr.  Parrish  has  released  a 
total  of  four  solo  albums.  He 
has  worked  with  some  noted 
people,  one  of  whom  is  "Little 
Richard",  a  former  rock  musi- 
cian now  a  Seventh-day  Ad- 
ventist. 

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The  award-winning  movie 
I  "Gandhi"  will  be  shown  this 
Saturday  night  in  the  P.E. 
Cehter  for  the  Student 
Missions  benefit. 


The  movie,  which  will  begin 
at  7:30  p.m.,  focuses 


great    efforts    made    by    the      S2.50for  adults,  and  $7.50  per     ^^j^g^^^  for 


Indian   liberator,    Gandhi, 
free  India  from  British  control. 
Gandhi's      adherence       to 


family. 


"to-be-student- 
to  their  future  post: 


Proceeds  from  tht 
sponsor 


This  college  has  been  active 
the  Student  Missionary 
ten  years, 
and  those  interested  in 
serving  overseas  for  a  year 
should  contact  Jan  Rice  in  the 
Chaplain's  office. 


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Jack  Daniels''  In  Concert 


of  research  and  work  (and  a 
grant  from  the  Jack  Daniel 
Distillery),  by  actually  recreat- 
ing "Mr.  Jack  Daniel's  Orig- 
inal Silver  Coronet  Band." 


abroad.  In  a  Sears.  Roeburtl 
catalog,  Fulmer  found  all  thj 
required  instruments.  Touil 
cost:  $227.70.  Problem: 
catalog  was  80  years  old! 


The  delightful  sights  as  well 
as  sounds  of  a  unique  form  of 
music  combined  with  theatri- 
cal entertainment  -  which 
started  in  small  towns  at  the 
turn  of  the  century  --  now  can 
be  enjoyed  again.  The  concert 
theater  experience  has  return- 
ed to  the  gazebo  in  the  town 
square. 

The  nostalgia  of  those  days 
past  are  being  recreated  for 
the  public  in  the  current  12th 
national  tour  of  Mr.  Jack 
Daniel's  Original  Silver 
Comet  Band,  featuring  "Per- 
fessor"  Dave  Fulmer,  who 
also  provides  the  narration. 

The  unique  band  has 
achieved  widespread  national 
recognition.  Highlights  in- 
clude two  PBS  television 
special  programs;  four  record 
albums;  a  special  performance 
at  The  White  House;  a  Nation- 
al Public  Radio  special;  a 
performance  at  New  York  s 
Avery  Fisher  Hall;  and  11 
widely  acclaimed  national 
tours.  And  lo  commemorate 
the  1982  World's  Fair,  the 
band  performed  in  a  special 
Gold  Medal  Exposition  Show 


in  Nashville. 

Exploring  the  smalltown 
band  phenomenon  with  "Per- 
fessor"  Fulmer.  watching  him 
perform,  and  listening  to  this 
remarkable  band,  is  an  enter- 
taining,   educational,    and 

ence.  It  is  certain  to  reflect  an 
echo  from  another  era  --  a 
quieter,  gentler,  and  emin- 
ently more  peaceful  period  in 
our  American  history. 

One  of  the  most  memorable 
musical  groups  of  this  period 
was  organized  in  the  tiny  town 
of  Lynchburg  (population  361) 
Tennessee,  in  1892.  It  came 
into  being  because  of  the 
town's  most  prominent  and 
prosperous  citizen,  one  Mr. 
Jack  Daniel.  He  was  not  about 
to  let  his  community  lag 
behind  neighboring  towns  in 
cultural  advancement. 

Mr.  Jack  purchased  the 
cornets,  handed  them  out  to 
"the  boys."  and  urged  them 
to  learn  to  play.  They  did  - 
and  successfully.  For  the  next 
20  years  or  so.  the  group  was 
the  highlight  feature  at  politi- 
cal   rallies,    civic    functions. 


selected  funerals,  and  even  at 
saloon  openings.  It  quickly 
became  widely  known  as  "Mr. 
Jack  Daniel's  Silver  Cornet 
Band." 

But  as  the  trend  to  urbaniza- 
tion progressed,  and  tech- 
nological innovations  made  a 
variety  of  entertainment  more 
readily  available,  small-town 
bands  disappeared.  Their 
mellow  sounds  were  lost- 
One  of  the  few  remaining 
tangible  memories  of  the 
period  is  a  faded  photograph 
of  Mr.  Jack's  band.  The 
members  are  posed,  self- 
consciously, side-by-side  in 
front  of  the  White  Rabbit 
Saloon  in  Lynchburg.  Because 
of  this  photo,  it  is  now  possible 
for  anyone  to  step  back  into 
the  historic  er^  and  participate 
in  the  happy,  foot-tapping 
atmosphere. 

The  photo  had  piqued  the 
curiosity  of  Dave  Fulmer  of 
Berkeley.  California  whose 
multi-talents  include  historian 

writer.  Fulmer  decided  to  find 
out  more  about  its  origin.  And 
he  ended  up,  after  three  years 


Finding  musicians  for  the 
recreated  band  was  the  easiest 
part  of  the  intensive  research 
and  searching  by  Fulmer.  But 
finding  authentic  instruments 
which  would  faithfully  repro- 
duce the  sounds  of  the  original 
Lynchburg  band  was  a  formi- 
dable undertaking. 


As  a  start,  "silver"  comet 
was     misleading.  Fulmer 

found  that  the  term  might 
have  originated  because  Mr. 
Jack's  band  may  have  been 
used  during  the  "free  silver" 
presidential  campaign  of 
William  Jennings  Bryan  in 
1896.  Or  it  could  have  been 
the  color  of  the  original 
instruments,  which  were 
plated  with  German  silver. 

More  obvious  to  Fulmer,  an 
experienced  musician,  was  the 
fact  that  the  instruments  in 
the  faded  photo  were  archaic. 
So  he  started  scouring  cata- 
logs, new  and  old,  from  all 
available 


company 

that  still  makes  instruments  of  I 
the  quality  necessary  for  re. 
birth  of  the  sounds  of  the| 
original  band.  The  corneuf 
alto,  tenor,  and  baritone  wettj 
custom  made  by  hand  to  the 
old  conical  configuration  by' 
the  Coueson  Company.  How. 
ever,  the  E-flat  helicon  bassl 
horn,  discovered  in  an  antique| 
shop,  had  to  be  restored. 


With  the  actual  instruments! 
sucessfully  in  hand.  Fulmerl 
then  spent  the  necessary  a 
tional  time  and  effort  in  ,v-_ 
search  to  locate  arrangements! 
used  by  the  bands  ii 
1890s.  And  so  the  originall 
band  was  reborn. 


You  can  hear  this  unique| 
band  in   the   P.E.   Center  i 
Southern  College  on  Februar)'| 
12,  at  7:30  p.m.    Tickets  a 
$2.50  for  students  with  valid| 
ID  cards. 


3 


AU  Professors  Visit  SC 


BERRIEN  SPRINGS -Infor-  senior  at  SC  to  make  appoint- 
mation  on  graduate  level  ments  with  one  of  the  profes- 
education  will  be  available  to  sors  who  will  be  on  campus. 
Southern  College  seniors  "Because  more  people  than 
when  four  graduate  professors  ever  are  attending  graduate 
and  deans  and  one  administra-  schools  in  North  America, 
tor  from  Andrews  University  Andrews  wants  to  make  a 
visit  SC  on  February  14.  Christian  graduate  education 

Personal  interviews  with  available  to  anyone  who  really 
these  men  will  be  available  for  desires  it,"  said  Newmyer.^ 
college  seniors  when  the  "Because  of  this,  Andrews 
Andrews  representatives  visit,  has  extended  its  "stretch" 
according  to  Terry  Newmyer.  program  to  include  graduate 
director  of  marketing  and  level  work.  Oneof  the  reasons 
student  finance  at  Andrews.       for  our  trip  is  to  explain  this 

The  purpose  of  their  visit,  stretch  program  to  seniors  at 
Newmyer  said,  is  to  answer    SC." 

questions  students  may  have  Newmyer  said  that  students 
about  graduate  study  at  who  have  not  been  contacted 
Andrews  or  graduate  work  in  by  Andrews  and  who  would 
general.  Uke  to  talk  with  one  of  the 

Those  visiting  SC  from  visiting  personnel  should  call 
Andrews  will  be  Dr.  George  the  university  at  800-253-2874. 
Akers.  dean  of  School  of  On  your  campus  you  can 
Education;  Dr.  Arthur,  make  an  appointment  by  call- 
CoeUee,  dean  of  the  School  of  jng  Evonne  Crook  in  the 
Graduate  Studies,  Dr.  Delmer  counseling  office. 
Davis,  professor  and  chairman  when    callmg    Andrews 

"of  the  English  department;  persons  should  ask  to  speak  to 
Newmyer;  and  Slimen  Saliba,  Ron  duPreez,  a  doctoral 
who  will  become  dean  of  the     student,  or  Hilda  Camargo,  a 

Schoolof  Business  at  Andrews    senior  or  Debbi  Wethers    a 

*"  -^"'y-  sophomore  at  Andrews      All 

Newmyer  said  that  between    three   of  these   students  are 

Jan.  12  and  Feb.  8  admissions    graduate     admissions    coun- 

counselors    at    Andrews    are    selors  and  ca 

attempting    to    contact    each 


tions  and  arrange  for  informa- 
tion to  be  sent  to  you.  They 
can  also  make  appointments 
with  one  of  the  administrators 
who  will  visit  SC. 

Andrews  offers  a  fifth  year 
diploma  in  business  adminis- 
tration and  a  master  of  busi- 
ness administration  degree  in 
the  School  of  Business. 

In  the  School  of  Education, 
Andrews  has  a  fifth  year 
diploma  in  education,  master 
of  arts  degree  in  education, 


master  of  arts  in  teaching 
degree  in  11  areas,  a  doctor  of 
education  degree  and  doctor 
of  philosphy   degree   in    five 

In  the  School  of  Graduate 
'Studies  there  are  master  of 
arts  degrees  in  six  areas,  a 
master  of  music  degree,  mas- 
ter of  science  degrees  in  six 
areas  and  a  doctor  of  philoso- 
phy   in     religious     educa- 


Seventh-day  Adventist  Th» 
logical  Seminary:  master  d 
divinity,  master  of  theologjl 
doctor  of  ministry,  doctor  cT 
philosophy  in  religic 
doctor  of  theology. 

Andrews  is  also  implemenll 
ing  a  program  to  help  gtail-i 
uate  students  with  finandilj 
aid. 

More  information  about  t 
is  available  by  contacting  tml 
of    the     previously    liste| 
admissions  counselors. 


ques- 


February  2, 1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Elections 


Presidential  Candidates 


Denise  Read 


Daniel  Moore 


At  least  one  candidate  in  the 
upcoming  elections  has  BIG 
plans.  Daniel  Moore,  run- 
ning for  the  office  of  President 
wants  to  implement  a  new 
Social  Activities  Program, 
which  would  include  clubs, 
teams,  and  the  student  pub- 
,  lications,  and  is  intended  to 
awake  admiration  and  poten- 
tial in  the  entire  student  body. 
Moore,  an  appointed  mem-^ 
,ber  of  the  SA  judiciary, 
Icoramittee,  has  been  sitting  in 


^voluntarily  on  Senate  meet- 
ings and  intends  to  take  the 
information  he  has  gained 
along  with  a  "proven  ability 
for  leadership"  to  the  SA 
Presidency.  Moore  sees  a  lot 
of  things  on  campus  that  he 
would  like  to  change,  includ- 
ing the  menus  in  the  cafeteria, 
the  present  state  of  the  dorms, 
and  the  relationships  between 
the  student  body  and  the 
faculty. 


Like  most  of  the  other 
candidates,  Denise  Read, 
ruiming  for  the  office  of  SA 
President,  feels  that  there 
aren't  enough  real  communi- 
cation lines  between  the  stu- 
dent body  and  the  faculty.  "It 
is  my  desire  to  have  an  aware 
student  government,"  she 
said.  "A  channel  that  will 
communicate  effectively  and 
represent  the  views,  ideas  and 
feelings  of  the  students  as 
precisely  as  possible."  Some 
of  the  things  Miss  Read  would 


like  to  implement  il  she  secur- 
es the  position  are  to  have 
contemporary  Christian  music 
played  live  in  the  Student 
Center  on  Friday  evenings, 
and  a  co-ed  television  room, 
possibly  even  with  video 
tapes.  "And  I'll  have  posted 
office  hours,"  she  said.  Read 
has  been  involved  with  a 
number  of  activities  on  the  SC 
campus,  including  the  plan- 
ning of  banquets.  Senate  fi- 
'  nance  committee,  and  Aca- 
demic Affairs  Committee. 


JT  Shim 


The  present  Student  Associa- 
tion Eiecutive  Vice  President, 
JT  Sliim,  is  running  for  the 
office  of  President  for  the 
1984-85  school  year. 

"It's  the  position  where  I  can 
do  the  most  good  for  the  rapst 
people  at  Southern  College," 
explained  Mr.  Shim,  when 
asked  why  he  wanted  the 
office.  Shim,  a  well-known 
figure  around  campus,  has 
been  an  SA  Senator  for  two 
terms,  and  has  worked  closely 
with    Numerique    and   Joker 


publications  as  well  as  his 
current  role  as  VP.  "These 
and  many  more  activities  give 
me  an  excellent  idea  of  what's 
going  on,  has  gone  on,  and 
should  go  on." 

If  elected.  Shim  intends  to 
keep  open  to  the  student 
body's  various  interests.  "I 
intend  to  keep  you  informed 
and  to  seek  your  support  to 
make  the  year  a  success - 
because  without  you,  there 
would  be  no  need  of  me." 


m 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  2, 1984 


3 


Vice-Presidential  Candidates 


Donald  Chase 


"I  feel  my  greatest  qualifica- 
tion is  my  willingness  to 
devote  time  and  effort  to  the 
association  which  is  the  stu- 
dents of  Southern  College."  is 
the  remark  made  by  Donald 
Chase  when  asked  what  he 
thinks  qualifies  him  to  be 
Student  Association  Vice  Pres- 
ident, the  office  for  which  he  is 


inmg. 
Chas^ 


also 


nted 


qualification  the  fact  that  he 
has  been  an  SA  Senator  as 
well  as  serving  on  the  Social 
Activities    Committee    and 


Men's  Club  advisory  commit- 
tee, and  stated  that  his  main 
goal,  if  elected,  would  be  to 
offer  activities  and  services 
that  would  be  beneficial  to 
each  and  every  student. 

"As  1  see  it,"  said  Chase. 
"There  are  no  average  stu- 
dents. Every  student  has 
differing  needs,  wants,  and 
beliefs.  1  am  concerned  with 
the  well  being  of  every  student 
as  well  as  the  college  in 
general"!  would  enjoy  the 
chance  to  work  for  the 
students." 


Russell  Duerkson 


One  of  the  candidates  for 
Executive  Vice  President  is 
Russell  Duerksen.  "I  like 
being  involved."  says 
Duerksen.  "And  I  think  1  can 
give  the  SA  the  best  leader- 

Among  other  things,  he  lists 
as  qualifications  for  the  office 
his  election  to  the  post  of 
General  Secretary  of  Student 
Body  in  a  public  high  school 
he  attended,  his  being 
appointed    as    one    of    two 


Arizona  delegates  to  the  US 
Senate  Youth  Program,  and 
his  current  status  as  an  SA 
Senator. 

"My  major  goal."  Duerksen 
stated.  "Is  to  help  the  average 
student  get  the  most  for  his 
money.  I  won't  cater  to  the 
elite."  As  executive  VP. 
Duerksen  would  be  Chairman 
of  the  Senate,  which  allocates 
and  budgets  the  dues  paid  by 
students. 


Mike  Palsgrove 


Apathy  among  students  is 
the  target  of  Vice  Presidential 
candidate  Mike  Palsgrove. 
"Many  people  feel  that  there 
is  apathy  in  the  student  body. 
But  in  talking  to  the  students, 
I've  found  both  concern  for  the 
school  and  good  ideas  on  how 
to  improve  things.  I  would 
like    to    form    channels    of 

students  and  faculty." 

Palsgrove  listed  among  his 
qualifications  for  the  office  a 


position  in  a  student  body 
senate,  both  his  senior  year  in 
high  school  and  last  year  here 
at  SC.  and  the  fact  that  he  is 
presently  the  Parlimentarian 
of  the  SA.  He  also  listed 
several  reasons  why  he  was 
running  for  office,  including 
an  interest  in  management 
and  fellowship. 

"Most  of  all"  he  concluded. 
"I  think  it  will  be  a  great 
experience,  one  that  I'll  look 
back  upon  with  satisfaction." 


Student  Services  Candidate 


Bob  Jimenez  is  the  candidate 
for  Student  Services.  "I  enjoy 
the  responsibility  associated 
with  leadership,"  Mr. 
Jimenez  commented  on  his 
candidacy.  In  the  past,  he  has 
held  the  offices  of  High  School 
SA  President  and  class  presi- 


Bob  Jimenez 


dent,  which  he  feels  has 
helped  prepare  him  for  this 
position.  Although  he  hasn't 
flnahzed  his  plans  yet,  Mr. 
Jimenez  feels  the  activities  he 
does  plan  will  "provide  the 
sudent  with  an  outlet  from 
studies. 


February  2, 1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Accent  Candidates 


• 


Moni  Gennick 


Moni  Gennick,  a  sophomore 
jounalism  major,  is  one  of  the 
candidates  running  for  Editor 
of  The  Southern  Accent. 
Gennick  worked  on  the  news- 
paper at  Cedar  Lake  Academy 
for  two  years  and  on  the 
Accent  for  one/half  year. 
She  is  also  in  charge  of  public 


relations  for  the  STC  club. 
"IfIamelectedaseditor.nl 
conduct  a  survey  to  find  what 
the  students  want  in  the 
paper."  Some  ideas  Gennick 
has  is  adding  a  column  featur- 
ing faculty  and  seniors  and  in 
the  sports  section  have  a 
summary  of  every  game. 


Dennis  Negron 


George  Turner 


I 


'  'I  would  like  to  get  the  entire 
campus  involved,"  says 
George  Turner,  one  of  the 
candidates  for  Editor  of  The 
Southern  Accent."  I'd  like  to 
make  them  feel  like  they  are  a 
part  of  the  paper. 

Turner  goes  on  to  explain 
that    he,    if   elected,    would 


investigate  the  rumors  that  go 
around  the  school  and  "print 
the  facts"  if  they  are  news- 
worthy. 

Turner  has  worked  for  three 
years  as  a  feature  writer  in 
academy  and  one  year  as  a 
reporter  for  The  Accent. 


"When  you  want  something 
done  you  have  to  do  it  your- 
self." says  Dennis  Negron,  " 
candidate   for    The   Southei 
Accent  Editor. 

Negron,  who  is  a  junior 
theology  major,  has  worked  on 
high  school  newspapers  and 
presently  is  the  editor  of  the 
SMA  Expressions. 
Says  Negron.  "I  plan  to  keep 
comics,  perhaps  not  Garfield, 
and  Southern  Cynic,  and 
Reflection  Writing."  He  also 
plans  on  having  a  column  on 
outstanding  athletes. 


Memories  Candidate 


Carol  Loree 


If  Carol  Loree  succeeds  in  her 
bid  for  the  position  of  South- 
em  Memories  Editor,  it  will  be 
a  dream  come  true.  "This  is 
what  I've  wanted  to  do  since 
my  freshman  year,"  she 
stated.  "I  love  doing  the 
layout,  the  design,  and  the 
creativity  --  even  the  dead- 
Two  years  of  working  for  her 
high  school  annual  and  a  year 
doing  layout  for  the  Southern 
Accent  have  prepared  her  for 
this  task,  as  well  as  a  love  of 
photography  and  people  being 
a  helpful  asset. 

Loree  plans  on  including 
larger  pictures,  and  a  bigger 
variety.  "I  want  pictures  of 
everyone.  Shots  of  people 
doing  what  they  do  --  I  hate 
posed  pictures,"  she 
concluded. 


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o 


Social  Activities  Candidate 


Marie  Lovett 


Marie  Lovett  is  the  only 
candidate  for  the  office  of  Vice 
President  of  Social  Activities. 
"The  thing  I'm  shooting  for," 
says  Lovett.  "is  diversity  in 
the  programs- -different  peo- 
ple up  front,  and  different 
people  on  the  committees." 

Lovett  has  done  planning  for 
various  social  events  for  her 
home  church,  a  sorority  of  the 
high  school  she  attended,  and 
has  been  involved  in  social 
activities  committees  of  both 
the  SA  and  the  STC. 

"1  want  to  see  more  people 
involved,  and  a  wider  range  of 
interests,"  she  said.  "I'd  also 


like  t 


1  get  1 


active  part  in  the  planning  of 
these  things." 


Joker  Candidate 


Kevin  Waite 


The  biggest  challenge  of  the 
Joker  Editor  is  getting  the 
publication  out  as  quickly  as 
possible.  Kevin  Waite.  runn- 
ing for  the  position  is  prepared 
to  face  this  challenge  head-on. 
The  Joker  is  an  important 
part  of  the  school,  especially 
at  the  beginning  of  the  year. 
It's  full  of  faces,  and  it's  about 
people.  My  aim  is  to  produce 


the  highest  possible  quality 
production  in  the  shortest 
amount  of  time." 

Although  Waite  has  had 
lay-out  esperience,  he  counts 
as  his  highest  qualification  the 
ability  to  work  hard  until  a  job 
is  completed.  "Whatever  it 
takes,"  he  says.  "I'll  get  the 
Joker  out." 


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1 


News  In  Brief 

By  Roycfl  J.  Earp 

The  space  shuttle  challenger 
is  set  to  launch  Friday.  It's 
five  member  crew  will  be 
orbiting  Earth  for  eight  days. 
For  the  first  time  in  the 
shuttle's  short  histor>'  it  will 
be  both  blasting  off  and 
landing  in  Florida;  weather 
permitting.  Of  the  10  miss- 
ions planned  for  the  shuttle 
one  has  been  cancelled. 


The  long  expected 
cement  from  President 
Reagan  came  as  he  announced 
his  intent  to  seek  reelection. 
Reagan  is  in  the  strongest 
position  as  an  incumbent  since 
Eisenhower  in  1956,  and  he 
rides  high  on  the  public  opin- 
ion polls.  His  announcement 
ended  speculation  that  he 
would  retire  at  the  age  of  72 
and  not  seek  reelection. 
Reagan  will  be  running  on  the 
theme  that  he  has  restored  the 
nation's  self-respect  and 
sense  of  purpose  after  the 
uncertainty  of  the  70's.  His 
slogan  is  "America  is  Back." 


President  Reagan  gave  the 
annual  State  of  the  Union 
Address  Wednesday  night  the 
25th  before  both  houses  of 
Congress.  He  said  that  be- 
cause of  bipartisan  coopera- 
tion the  nation's  "long  de- 
cline" had  come  to  a  halt.  The 
topics  discussed  by  Reagan 
were,  national  security,  for- 
eign policy,  terrorism,  en- 
vironment, space,  taxes,  de- 
ficit, and  the  budget. 

China  and  Great  Britain  seem 
to  be  coming  to  terms  over  the 
future  of  Hong  Kong. 
Britain's  99  ye^r  lease  on 
Hong  Kong  runs  out  in  1997. 
China  has  set  a  deadline  for 
1984  on  the  terms  of  an 
agreement.  London  says  that 
it  no  longer  insists  on  a  British 
administrative  role  after  1997. 

For  the  first  time  in  20  years 
the  rate  of  divorce  has 
actually  declined.  The  divorce 
rate  in  1981  was  at  5.3  per 
1000  population.    In  1982  the 


rate  dropped  to  5.1.  This  is 
according  to  the  National 
Center  for  Health  Statistics. 

The  economy  shows  signs  of 
continued  recovery  as  the 
index  rose   .6  per- 


holes  of  S8  billion,  more 
money  for  the  environmental 
protection  agency,  and  a  $200 
million  from  federal  budget 
deficits  with  the  help  of 
congress. 


ent 


Dec. 


the 


fifteenth  such  rise  in  the  past 
sixteen  months.  The  econom- 
ic index  is  a  compilation  of  a 
dozen  forward  pointing  statis- 
tics including  figures  on 
employment,  inflation,  stock 
market  prices  and  orders  for 
goods  to  be  produced  in  the 
future.  These  increases  show 
that  the  economy  is  still  in 
good  shape  and  recovering 
well. 

Reagan  is  beginning  his 
sales  campaign  for  a  budget 
that  will  have  a  $925  billion 
deficit.  The  details  have  not 
been  made  public  yet  but 
some  of  the  outlines  have  been 
leaking  out  for  several  weeks. 
These  include  $305  billion  for 
the  military,  $8  billion  for  the 
stari  up  of  a  manned  space 
station,  domestic  spending 
cuts  of  $5  billion,  tax  increases 
through  closing   up   of  loop- 


Some  members  of  Congress 
are  reviving  the  idea  of  replac- 
ing U.S.  Marines  in  Lebanon 
with  U.N.  troops.  House 
Speaker  "Tip"  O'Neil  raised 
the  matter  with  President 
Reagan  and  other  members  of 


the    G.O.P.       The 

would  probably  be  vetoed  by 

the  Soviet  Union. 

Yuri  Andropov,  the  Soviet 
President,  agrees  with  Presi- 
dent Reagan  on  a  dialogue 
between  the  two  nations  on 
arms  reductions.  But  only  if 
Washington  would  stop  trying 
to  conduct  talks  from  a  posi- 
tion of  threats  and  pressure. 
Andropov  said  that  any  new 
talks  must  be  aimed  at  achiev- 
accords. 


Letters  Cont'd 

shut  off  the  hot  water  heater 
between  5  and  10  o'clock  in 
the  morning  and  conduct  fire 
drills  while  it's  raining 
outside. 

What's  next?  Will  the  TBC 
go  campus  wide?  Will  they 
strain  the  grease  out  of  the 
C.K.'sft-ench  files?  Will  they 
decide  to  resurface  the  park- 


ing lots  without  bothering  i 


ask 


■  dirty 


Maybe  they'll  steal 
laundry  before  we  get  a 
chance  to  wash  it?  Your  guess 
is  as  good  as  ours.  One  thing 
is  for  sure.  They'll  keep  us  on 

Sincerely, 
The  Men  of  Third  East 


''Sweetheart  Banquet" 

Next  Week 


The  Student  Association  of 
Southern  College  is  sponsor- 
ing their  annual  "Sweetheart 
Banquet"  on  February  14  and 
15  at  the  Chattanooga  Country 
Club,  beginning  at  6:30  p.m. 
each  night. 


Tickets  went  on  sale  last 
Friday  with  spaces  for  only 
120  couples  per  night.  The 
cost  is  $24  per  couple  and  may 
be  charged  to  your  ID  Card. 
Transportation  will  be  avail- 
able for  $4.00  extra. 


Entertainment  for  both 
evenings  will  include  a  profes- 
sional comedian,  "Eddie 
Jay' ' ,  who  has  opened  for 
such  groups  and  personalities 
as  Alabama,  the  Oak  Ridge 
Boys,  and  Barbara  Mandrell, 
as  well  as  many  others.  The 
movie  will  be  "The  Man  From 
Snowy  River." 


Maps  should  be  available  this 
week  at  the  Student  Center 
desk. 


PUC 
Sponsors  Tour 

Pacific  Union  College  will  be 
sponsoring  a  study  tour  to  the 
Far  East  this  summer, 
according  to  Gordon  Thomas, 
Professor  of  History  at  PUC 
and  Tour  Coordinator. 

The  tour  will  begin  June  22, 
flying  from  San  Francisco  to 
Peking,  China.  Several  other 
points  of  interest  in  China  will 
also  be  visited,  as  well  as 
Hong  Kong  and  Japan.  The 
tour  will  return  to  the  United 
States  on  July  13. 

Four  to  six  hours  of  college 
credit  are  available  and  the 
tuition  is  included  in  the  $2880 
necessary  for  the  trip.  This  is 
the  7th  Annual  Study  Tour  of 
the  Far  East  PUC  has 
sponsored  and  is  the  only 
Adventist  college  to  offer  one 
this  summer,  according  to 
Thomas. 

More  information  can  be 
obtained  by  writing  to  Dr. 
Thomas,  History  Department, 
PUC  Angwin,  CA  94508. 


Cont'd  from  p."?  "^ot  to  change  the  subject 

want  to  throw  up."  but   how  are   you    and   Tom 

"Well  I'd  say  Ron  and  Ed  getting  along  these  days?  1 
deserve  each  other... I  guess  heard  things  weren't  gomg  s" 
Ed  can't  even  make  i 


"Do  you  know  who  I  feel  the 
most  sorry  for?" 

"Who?" 

"Ron's  parents.  They  must 
be  embarrassed  to  tears  after 
all  that  he's  put  them  through. 
It  must  kill  them  the  way  he 
jumps  from  roommate  to 
roommate.  And  they're  such 
nice  folks,  his  dad  is  even  a 
deacon  in  the  churchl" 

"Well  you  can't  bet  Ron 
doesn't  give  a  care  -  But  do 
you  know  what  I  heard  about 
him?" 


well  there  for  a 

"1  think  we've  got  everything 
pretty  much  patched  up.  We 
both  went  in  together  to  see  a 
dean  and  that's  helped  a  lot." 


"You  know  I  think  the  whole 
thing  boiled  down  to  the  fact 
that  this  is  Tom's  junior  year 
and  he  was  Just  going  through 
some  sort  of  mid-coilege  crisis 
that  most  guys  his  age  go 
through  at  one  point  or 
another." 


"What?"  At  this  point  I  realized  two 

"Keep  this  quiet,  but  I  heard  things    1)  The  two  guys  I  was 

Ron's  picked  up  a  really  bad  easvesdropping  on.  caught  on 

case  of  athlete's  footi      And  to  what  I  was  doing;  and  2) 

after  that  gets  out  Ron  won't  The  kid  from  the  C.K.   was 

be    iroommate-hopping  slowly  losing  his  voice  yelling 

where  -  Nobody  will  have  him.  out  my  number. 


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I/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/February2, 1984 


Time  Oul 


by      Randy  Thuesdee 


Greg  Culpepper's  lay-up  with 
two  seconds  to  go  lifted  John 
O'brien's  team  to  a  65-63  win 
over  Mike  Gentry's  team  in 
Monday's  *AA'  game. 

It  started  out  as  if  O'brien 
would  coast  as  they  began 
with  an  8-2  start,  but  Gentry, 
behind  the  fine  play  of  guard 
Jon  Miller,  pulled  back  for  the 
first  of  twelve  ties  in  the  game 
at  12-12. 

The  first-half  shooting  of 
Culpepper  and  Tony 
McFadden  helped  O'brien 
keep  pace  with  Gentry.  When 
Culpepper  was  benched,  his 
shot  was  sorely  missed  as 
Gentry  pulled  out  to  a  38-32 
halftime  lead  on  the  strength 
of  timely  buckets  by  Greg  Cain 
and  Steve  Carlson. 

O'brien  began  their  come- 
back in  the  second  half  as 
Gentry's  team  committed  key 
turnovers  with  Miller,  con- 
sidered the  team's  best  ball 
handler,  on  the  bench. 
O'brien  tied  the  score  at  51 
when  Joe  Denny  sank  a  short 
jumper,  but  Gentry  himself 
quickly  put  his  team  back  out 
in  front  with  a  nice  power 
move  to  the  basket. 

After  a  time  out,  O'brien 
came  back  to  take  the  lead  as 
Michael  Bryant  hit  a  jumper 
from  the  left  side  of  the  key 
with  6:25  let  to  go.  But  Gentry 
kept  scratching  and  eventually 
tieing  the  score  at  63  with  1 :38 


Then  O'brien  went  into  a 
successful  stall  until  a  foul 
with  nine  seconds  on  the 
clock.  Calling  a  time-out, 
O'brien  devised  a  play  which 
worked  to  perfection.  As 
O'brien  drove  left,  he  attract- 
ed a  crowd  which  left  the  right 
side  wide  open  for  Culpepper 
who  took  the  AUey-oop  pass 
and  neatly  banked  in  the  game 
winner.  O'brien  improved  its 
record  to  3-1  while  Gentry 
dropped  their  third  game  ot 
the  season  without  a  victory. 

It  was  a  different  scene  in 
Monday  night's  *A*  league 
game  as  Lonnie  Kerbs  direct- 
ed his  team  to  its  fourth 
consecutive  win  with  a  79-50 
trouncing  of  Estrada. 

It  was  Kerbs,  who  played  an 
outstanding  game  in  the 
middle,  and  the  playmaking  of 
Everett  Schlisner  who  turned 
this  early  close  game  into  a 

At  one  point.  Kerbs  outscor- 
ed  Estrada  17-8  to  take  a  ten 
point  lead  at  29-19  midway 
through  the  first  half. 

Scott  Adams  tried  to  bring 
Estrada  back  with  good  pene- 
tration moves  through  the 
lane,  but  Ron  Aquilera  made 
up  for  that  with  a  crowd 
pleasing  Magic-Johnson- 
behind-the-back  pass  from 
deep  in  the  corner  right  into 
the  waiting  hands  of  Schlisner 
for  an  easy  three-foot  bank 
shot. 


That  play  put  Kerbs  up  40-27 
at  the  half.  The  second-haif 
was  no  different  as  Kerbs 
went  to  their  half  court  game 
with  Aquilera  sinking  a  couple 
of  long  bombs  from  the  left, 
Joe  Osborne's  eight  footers, 
Jim    Hakes"    inside    muscle, 


BASKETBALL 


and,  of  course,  the  Schlisner- 
Kerbs  hook-up  which  after  one 
neat  fine-footer  by  Kerbs  off  a 
great  feed  by  Schlisner  caused 
the  dean  to  clinch  his  fists  and 
shout,  ' ' Whoooahl ' '  Asked  inevitable, 
later  if  he  had  an  interpreta- 
tion for  the  exclamatory  ges- 


ture. Dean  Schlisner  said, 
'  'Man,  1  just  like  making  those 
assists.  I  really  enjoy  that." 
Estrada  could  never  keep  up 
the  final   margin   seemed 


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Mountain    4 

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1 

O'Brien       3 

1 

Green         3 
Peyton        1 
Gentry        0 

1 
4 
4 

Kerbs 

Estrada 

Russell 

Duff 

Robinson 

Hobbs 

Selby 

Van  Scyoc 

Waller 


W 

Nail  4 

Lewis  2 

Hawley  2 

Hinkle  1 

Flood  1 

Runnells  1 


"Women's"  League 


Laurencell 

McKee 

Davis 

Pasos 


February  2, 1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/Il 


Southern  Cynic 


Honest.  The  following  is  an 
actual  conversation  between  a 
couple  of  Talge  residents  that 
I  most  slyly  eavesdropped  on 
while  waiting  on  my  food  one 
evening  in  the  C.K.: 

"Hey,  look.  Here  comes 
Paul  and  John.  1  hear  they're 
back  roomming  together  again 
this  semester." 

"I  bet  it  will  never  work  out. 
The  last  they  tried  roomming 
together  it  only  lasted  a  couple 
of  months." 

"Yea,  but  that  was  before 
Paul  managed  to  get  a  room 
on  the  new  wing." 

"Speaking  of  roommates,  did 
you  hear  Curt  moved  out  on 
Ted?" 

"No." 

"Yes,  he  really  didi" 


"But,  but  they  seemed  so 
a  happy..." 

"Yes.  I  know,  but  rumor  has 
it  they  had  been  having  trou- 
ble for  some  time  and  when 
they  got  back  from  break 
they  just  decided  to  call  it 
quits." 

"That's  too  bad  for  Ted, 
especially  after  what  he  went 
through  last  year  when  Mike 
went  village  on  him." 

"That's  Mike  for  you.  I 
heard  he  didn't  even  have  the 
guts  to  tell  Ted  to  his  face  that 
he  was  moving.  He  just 
packed  up  and  left. ' ' 

"I  guess  Ted  went  to  pieces 
afterward.  I  wonder  how  he's 
going  to  handle  this  new  mess 
with  Curtis?  My  goodness, 
that's  two   soured 


riages  in  less  than  one  actual 
year  for  him!" 
"I  feel  sorry  for  Ted  too,  but  I 
warned  him  last  fall  not  to 
move  in  with  Curtis.  To  be 
real  honest,  I'm  not  surprised. 

Remember  about  a  month 
ago  when  we  were  all  down  in 
George's  room?" 

"Is  that  who  Curt  moved  in 
with?" 

"You  got  it.  Anyway,  did 
you  see  how  Curt  kept  eyeing 
George's  new  stereo  and  mi- 
crowave? He  couldn't  take  his 
eyes  off  them  the  whole  time 

"Come  to  think  of  it,  he  did 
get  real  chummy  when  he 
found  out  George  was  looking 
for  a  roommate  .  .  .Do  you 
think  Ted   knew   what    was 


« 


going  on  then?" 

"Maybe  not  just  then,  but  he 
found  out  later  that  Curt  had 
been  sneaking  down  to 
George's  room  to  listen  to  his 
album  collection." 

"George  does  have  a  nice  set 
of  records ..." 

"I  don't  care  what  George 
has,  they'll  never  be  happy 
together  after  what  Curt  did  to 
Ted." 

"You're  absolutely  right,  but 
ithat's  the  disposable  times 
that  we  are  living  in.  I  heard 
some  statistics  the  other  day, 
said  over  48  percent  of  the 
guys  will  switch  roommates  at 
least  once  over  their  four  years 

"Speaking  of  disposable 
roommates,    look    who    just 


walked  in." 

"Well  if  it  isn't  good  old 
run-around-Ron.      You   know 


shads 


1  the 


last  two  years." 

"Just  look  at  him  acting  like 
a  perfect  saint.  You  would 
think  he'd  be  ashamed  to 
show  himself  in  public  after  all 
that  he's  done!" 

"Is  it  true  what  I  heard  about 
him  last  year,  making  Jack 
move  out  of  Ed's  room  so  he 
could  move  in?" 

"Yep,  but  that's  only  the  half 
of  it.  The  whole  deal  got  real 
sticky-ended  up  in  a  special 
committee,  and  get  this  -  Ed 
and  him  ended  up  with  the 
rcfrigerater  that  Jack  had 
helped  pay  for.      Makes   me 


Classifieds 


ATTENTION  ALL 

SWEETHEARTSIII!! 
Next  week's  Accent  will 
feature  a  special  section  for 
Valentine  Classifieds.  You 
can  send  a  free  classified  to 
your  sweetheart!  Just  get 
it  in  before  Tuesday  noon, 
February  7.  All  classifieds 
will  be  screened  before 
printing. 

The  Hunter  Art  Museum 
will  present  Denise  and 
Thomas  Schow  in  the 
Schubert  Festival  for  Flute 
and  Piano  at  2:30  p.m.  on 
February  5,  in  the  museum 
auditorium. 

FREE!!!! 

If  you  have  a  paper  with 
footnotes  that  needs  to  be 
typed,  I  will  type  it  free. 
However.  I  can  only  do  2 
for  free.  One  time  only 
offer!  Call  Donna  238-2114 

The  AEC/UTC  Inter- 
national Film  Series  will 
present  the  British  film 
"Quartet"  at  7:30  p.m.  on 
February  2,  in  129  Grote 
Hall  on  the  UTC  campus. 
Admission  is  $2.50. 


Hello. 

It  was  a  hard  day's  night. 
On  the  long  and  winding 
road.  8  days  a  week  we 
longed  for  yesterdav.  So 
we  came  to  hold  your  hand. 


Beautiful  11x14  color 
portraits  for  only  S5.  These 
are  professionally  done  by 
the  Prestige  Portraits 
company.  Get  one  of  you 
and  your  sweetheart! 
Make  Valentine's  special. 
Help  support  the  Band! 
Call    Donna    238-2114. 

My  Dear  Tom  Cat, 
How  wonderful  you  are! 
You  make  me  such  a  happy 
kitty.         YOU     are     the 
Meow-Mix    of    my    life. 
Thank  you  for  taking  such 
good  care  of  your  kitten. 
Your  one  and  only. 
Baby  Cakes 
P.S.  Remember  J8 

Bright  color  portraits  at  the 
best  prices  you  can  afford. 
For  more  information  and 
appointments,    call   now! 
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To  the  Students  of  SC 

For  the  best  guide  you'll 
ever  have  contact  Greg 
Hess.  He  will  show  you 
every  back  road  in  the  Blue 
Ridge  Parkway  and  not 
know  where  he  is  going. 


Anyone  going  to  Michigan 
for  Spring  Break?  If  so  and 
you  have  room  in  your  car. 
please  contact  Michelle  at 
238-2225. 

Thank  You! 


Dear  Jeanne, 

Your  smiling  face  and 
cheery  "hello"  help  bright- 
en my  day.  Thankx. 

A  friend 


For  Sale:  Baby  blue. 
Ibanez  Blazer  Series 
electric  guitar.  6  months 
new,  3  pickups  with  case. 
Woow  woow  bar.  Super 
deal!   Call  Dale  238-3212. 


Donuts  —  Donuts  —  Donuts 
The  Southern  College 
Band  will  be  selling  Krispy 
Kreme  Donuts  in  the  dorm- 
itories as  a  fund  raising 
project  for  their  Caribbean 
Tour.  Orders  will  be  taken 
each  week  on  Monday 
nights  at  both  Thatcher  and 
Talge  front  desks.  Deliver- 
ies will  be  made  on  Thurs- 
day nights  from  7:30  to  9:30 
p.m.  (If  order  is  not  picked 
up  by  9:00  p.m.  it  will  'oe 
sold  1st  come  1st  served.) 
The  cost  is  S2.00  for  ' 
dozen  glazed  and  yo'" 
have  to  pay  until 
up  the  order,  Sv 
S.C.  Band. 
P.S.  East  Brain 

TABLE  SHOR 


The  SA  will  be  sponsoring 
another  ice-skating  trip  this 
Sunday,  February  5.  Buses 
will  leave  from  Wright  Hall 
at  9:15  p.m.  Admission  is 
$1.00.  rental  is  $1.00.  and 
transportation  is  $1.00. 


We 


the 


Dear  Twinkle  Head: 

How's  the  world  treating 
ya?  Hope  your  semester 
goes  great.  1  wonder  what 
will  happen  next! 

Digger 


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George  Turner: 
Thanks  for  all  your  help. 
MM 


Are  you  suffering  from 
"Lack  of  Footballitis"?  or 
are  you  just  plain  bored 
with  nothing  new  to  do? 
Now  there  is  a  trip  planned 
just  for  you.  Tour  the 
North  Carolina  Mountains, 
all  in  one  night.  See  Beech. 
Boone,  the  Blue  Ridge 
Parkway  and  who  knows 
what  else.  If  this  sounds 
like  just  the  thing  for  you. 
call  Greg  Hess  at  238-3315 
and  have  the  time  of  your 
life  in  just  a  few  short 
hours.  You'll  receive  an 
added  bonus  if  you  get 
caught  in  a  snowstorm  so 
plan  to  go  before  it  gets 


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12/ SOUTHERN  ACCENT/February  2,  1984 


Speak  Vp  .,. 


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Greg  Eurick 
Business  Management 

"/  don't  think  I'll  be  any 
belter  off  or  any  worse 
off.- 


As  A  Student, 

What  Are  Your  Feelings  Towards 

Retrenchment? 


"It's  a  shame  that  we'rt 
losing  good,  needed  staff. ' 


M\ 


Greg  Ellis 
Theology 


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Joe  Shaffer 
Accounting 

Bill  Pillor 
Chemistry 

"If  they  have  t 
have  to  do  it. ' ' 

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cycle. 

READ 

THIS 

For  effective  leadership,  with  a 
commitment  for  quality  and 
concern  for  you. 

ELECT  DENISE  READ 
S.A.  PRESIDENT 


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Editorial 


What  do  you  think  of  when  you  hear  of  "Valentine's  Day?" 
Probably,  you  think  of  hearts  --  satin  hearts,  chocolate 
hearts,  cookie  hearts,  and  paper  hearts.  Usually  hearts  you 
give  or  hearts  that  are  given  to  you. 

Legend  has  it  that  Valentine's  Day  got  it's  name  from  St. 
Valentine,  who  defied  an  order  of  Emperor  Claudius  II.  This 
order  forbade  the  rite  of  marriage  to  soldiers,  believing  an 
army  of  single  men  would  be  superior.  Well,  Valentine 
decided  to  take  it  on  himself  and  marry  several  couples. 
Another  legend  has  it  that  Rome  celebrated  Lupercalia,  a 
lover's  feast  and  later  changed  the  name  to  Valentine's  Day. 

People  have  been  sending  Valentine  cards  with  pictures  of 
cupids,  hearts,  flowers,  and  lace  since  the  ISth  century. 

So  if  there  is  someone  special  in  your  life,  remember  them 
on  Valentine's  Day  and  share  a  little  love. 

"PW 


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Southernm^Jlccent 

Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Layout  Editor 

Brenda  Hess 

Sports  Editor 

Dick  Bird 

Religion  Editor 

Advertising  Manager 

Donald  Chase 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Typesetters 

Lesa  Hoth 

Circulation  Manager 
Columnists 

Tommy  Morton 
Joe  Denny 

RoyceEarp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Reporters 

Marc  Carr 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Brenda  Roberts 

Randy  Thuesdee 

George  Turner 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


From  the  President 


"You  hold  your  future  and 
the  future  of  Southern  College 
in  your  hands."  A  bit  heavy 
isn't  it,  but  partially  true.  The 
1984-85  S.A.  elections  have 
begun  and  the  students  you 
elect  will  help  shape  your 
attitudes  and  the  attitudes 
toward  the  faculty  and  admin- 
istration. Having  served  in 
the  position  of  S.A.  President 
this  year,  1  speak  with  the 
experience  of  fen  months  of 
administration  and  represen- 
tation behind  me. 

Catchy    slogans,    "cute" 
campaign  gimmicks,  pictures 
on  posters,  etc.  are  all  a  part 
of   an    exciting    campaign. 
However,    we    should    never 


3lenn  McElroy 
vote  on  a  whim!  Candidates 
can  make  promises  all  day, 
but  nothing  can  be  accom- 
plished without  respect.  The 
respect  of  the  student,  the 
faculty  and  administration  are 
all  important  to  the  support  of 
a  good  Student  Association. 

I,  as  your  president,  and  out 
of  deep  concern  for  the  future 
of  the  SA  ask  one  thing. 
Examine  the  candidates  close- 
ly. Ask  people  knowledgeable 
of  the  candidates  about  their 
past  activities  with  the  SA  and 
their  competence.  Just  be- 
cause a  candidate  has  held  an 
impressive  office  or  has  im- 
pressive qualifications  does 
not  mean  that  they  will  do  the 


best  job.  The  future  officers  of 
the  SA,  especially  that  of  the 
president  and  the  vice  presi- 
dent, must  be  perceived  com- 
petent, not  only  by  the  stu- 
dents, but  the  faculty  and 
administration  as  well.  If  the 
perception  is  wrong,  we  have 
defeated  our  purpose.  We  are 
virtually  powerless  to  act 
effectively. 

You  hold  the  power  to  elecl 
the  right  person!  A  successful 
and  exciting  1984-85  school 
year  awaits  you  if  the  right 
choices  are  made!  Vole  for 
the  one  who  will  best  repre- 
sent you  and  your  college! 


Band  Plays  For  Church 


By  Bob  Jones 


The  S.C.  Concert  Band  will 
present  the  church  service  on 
Saturday  February  11  in  the 
Collegedalc  Church.  The 
Band,  under  the  direction  of 
Mrs.  Pal  Silver,  will  perform  a 
sermon  in  music. 

According  to  the  director  it 
will  be  a  service  of  adoration 
and  praise.  The  service  will 
follow  it's  traditional  format 
"P  until  the  offeratory.  From 
this  porat  the  remainder  of  the 
service  will  be  given  by  the 


band. 

A  wide  selection  of  music  will 
be  performed.  Some  of  the 
more  familiar  pieces  include; 
Zdechliks.  Chorale  and  Shaker 
Tune,  Reed's  Alleluial 
Laudamus  Te,  and  Polyhar'^ 
arrangement  of  the  Battle 
Hymn  of  the  Republic. 

The  Brass  Ensemble  will  also 
perform  one  number. 

Along  with  the  music  there 
will  be  reading  of  the  crucifix- 
tion,  walking  with  God  and  the 


New  Earth.  Maggie  Woodlcv 
is  the  guest  narrator. 
Woodley  is  a  former  student  of 
SMC.  She  currently  is  associ- 
ated with  WAMG  radio  a 
Gallatin,  Tennessee.  Woodlev 
presents  a  morning  prograni 
of  music  and  meditation  eacli 
Sunday.  Mrs.  Silver  said  tint 
Maggie  Woodley's  readings 
will  add  something  special  to 
this    very    different    type   »' 


February  9. 1984.  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


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Reflection  Writing 


Several  days  ago  I  picked  up 
a  book  down  from  my  shelf 
that  had  been  collecting  dust. 
I  had  gotten  this  book  for 
Christmas  and  had  put  it  away 
and  forgotten  about  it.  The 
other  day  I  had  some  spare 
time  so  I  pulled  it  down  and 
just  about  read  it  cover  to 
cover  in  one  sitting.  It 
portrayed  a  very  humanistic 
view  of  Christianity. 

The  name  of  the  book  it 
Ktioche  Writes  Again  by 
Keith  Knoche.  One  story  I 
found  especially  interesting 
was  called  "The  Fishhook 
Sorting  Machine."  The  story 
goes  something  like  this. 

Jerry  Morley  lives  in  El 
Dorado,  Arkansas.  He  ran  a 
successful  auto  body  shop  and 
in  his  spare  time  he  used  to  go 
out  to  the  lake  and  fish  for 
bass.      He  had   a   knack   for 


catching   the   bigger    ones. 
Jerry    used   to   do   all    those 
things  until  he  invented  the 
fishhook  sorting  machine. 

One  day,  while  on  one  of  his 
fishing  trips  he  noticed  that 
the  fishhooks  had  become 
tangled.  Jerry's  friend  said, 
"Jerry,  you're  clever.  Why 
don't  you  invent  a  way  to  sort 
fishhooks?"  Jerry  stroked  his 
chin  and  drawled,  "I'll  bet  a 
person  could  make  a  good 
livin'  findin"  a  way  to  sort 
them  things."  "Livin" 
nothin',  Jerry."  Will  said, 
"You  could  make  a  fortune. 
All  those  big  companies  that 
make  fishhooks  have  to  hire 
people  to  sort  'em.  Just  think 
how  bad  they'd  like  to  have  a 
fishhook  sorting  machine." 

That  night  Jerry  pondered 
the  idea  and  finally  decided  to 
go  ahead  and  give  it  a  try.  The 


next  morning  he  began  his 
work.  He  sketched  the  whole 
plan  of  his  multi-million  dollar 
project.  He  still  had  several 
alternatives,  so  he  experi- 
mented with  all  of  them  to  find 
the  best  way  to  sort  fishhooks. 
Many  times  he  decided  to 
scrap  the  idea  but  was  always 
drawn  back  by  that  unfinished 
machine  in  the  corner. 

Everyday,  neighbors  of  Jerry 
would  come  and  watch. 
"Ain't  no  way  to  sort  hooks, 
Jerry,  'cept  by  hand."  said  a 
close  friend  of  his.  "Stop  all 
this  foolishness  and  let's  go 
fishing." 

"Naw."  said  Jerry,  scratch- 
ing his  head."  There's  a  way 
to  do  it  and  I  mean  to  find  it!" 

The  days  passed  quickly. 
Seasons  changed  but  the  light 
in     Jerry     Morley's     garage 


burned  late  into  the  night. 
Jerry  made  the  final  adjust- 
ments on  his  machine.  Finally 
it  was  complete. 
Jerry  stood  back  and  watched 
as  his  machine  quickly  sorted 
thousands  of  fishhooks  into 
neat  rows  according  to  sizes. 
It  was  absolutely  amazing. 
About  that  time  his  old  friend. 
Will,  came  by.  "Hey,  Jerry 
put  that  thing  away  and  let's 
gofishin."  Naw,  Will,  I'm  too 
busy  with  the  machine.  I 
don 't  have  time. ' '  Jerry 
replied.  Will  shrugged  his 
shoulders  and  climbed  into  his 
pickup  truck  and  headed  out  to 
the  lake  alone. 

Jerry  Morley  used  to  run  a 
successful  auto  body  shop  and 
in  his  spare  time  he  used  to 
fish  for  big  bass-he  had  a 
knack  for  it.   Jerry  used  to  do 


Black  History  Week  Begins 


By  Shirley  Hopkli 

On  Monday,  February  6 
began  Black  History  Week 
for  the  campus  of  Southern 
College. 

When  asked  what  was  the 
main  purpose  of  Black 
History  Week,  sponsor 
Michael  Meriweather  said. 
It's  a  time  to  remember 
and  honor  black  patriarchs, 
and  to  highlight 

achievements  of  past  and 
present  black  leaders." 

To  start  Black  History 
Week  on  Monday,  David 
Green.  President  of  the 
Beta  Kappa  Tau  (black 
student  club)  spoke  for 
Talge  Hall  dorm  worship. 
In  Thatcher  Hall,  worship 
\vas  presented  by  Mrs. 
Rosa  McGhee,  founder  and 
president  of  the 

Association  for  the  Study  of 
Afro-American  Life  and 
History. 

Tuesday  morning  chapel 
was  presented  by  S.C. 
President  John  Wagner. 
Wednesday  night  Prayer 
meeting  was  by  Elder  E.  E. 
Cleveland  from  Oakwood 
College  in  Hunstville, 
Alabama. 


On  Thursday,  Ben 
McArthur,  Southern 
College  History 

Department  was  the 
speaker  for  H:05  a.m. 
chapel,  and  Thursday 
night's  joint  worship  for 
both  dorms  will  be 
presented  by  Dr.  Pamela 
Reed,  sociologist  from  the 
University  of  Tennessee  at 
Chattanooga. 

Friday  night  vespers.  Dr. 
Anthony  Compolo, 
chairman  at  the  Sociology 
Department  at  Eastern 
College  in  St.  Davids. 
Pennsylvania,  will  be  the 
guest  speaker. 

To  close  the  week. 
Sabbath  church  service  will 
be  held  in  Talge  Hall.  The 
speaker  will  be  Dr. 
Anthony  Campolo,  special 
music  will  be  presented  by 
the  Oakwood  College 
Choir,  and  Meditations  at 
5:00  p.m.  will  feature  a 
sacred  concert  by  the 
Oakwood  College  Choir. 


all  those  things  but  now  he 
spends  his  time  sorting  hooks 
he'll  never  use. 

Most  of  us  here  are  too 
pre-occupied  with  "surface 
matters"  such  as,  getting  an 
A  on  that  test  tomorrow  or 
putting  the  finishing  touches 
on  that  report  that  is  soon  due. 
All  that  is  fine.  That  is  what 
we  are  all  here  for.  But  we 
need  to  take  time  for  the 
things  that  really  matter,  such 
as  our  relationship  with  Jesus. 

Survey  of  Chemistry, 
Business  taw  and  Biology  are 
all  temporary.  Jesus  is  per- 
manent-if  you  make  Him. 
Take  time  today  to  thank  Him 
for  the  opportunity  to  be 
m  school  here.  He  has  a  plan 
for  You.  Will  you  follow  that 
plan  or  will  you  be  too  caught 
up  with  surface  matters. 


Downey  Lectures  at  SC 


S.  Richard  Downe>, 
successful  Chattanooga 
businessman  and  executive, 
will  present  "Business 
Strategies"  on  Thursday. 
February  9,  at  8  p.m.  in  the 
Summerour  Hall  Auditorium 
on  the  campus  of  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day 
Adventists  in  Collegedale. 

Born  and  raised  in 
Birmingham,  Alabama, 
Downey  graduated  from 
Auburn  University  with  a 
degree  in  business.  After 
serving  in  the  U.  S.  Army  for 
two  years,  he  came  back  to 
work  in  his  father's 
automotive  warehouse 
business.  When  this  company 
was  sold  to  International 
Telephone  and  Telegraph  Co., 
Downey  was  named  vice 
president  of  their  Southern 
Automotive  Division.  After 
serving  five  years  in  this 
capacity,  he  decided  to  start 
his  own  business. 

Since  he  had  attended  Baylor 
School  in  Chattanooga  for  six 
years  and  was  familiar  with 
the  area,  Downey  decided  to 
relocate  to  Chattanooga  and 


founded  Downey  Automotive, 
Inc.  The  business  opened  on 
February  16,  1976.  with  10 
employees.  Today  there  are 
140  Downey  Auto  Stores  with 
120  employees  doing  $25 
million  in  business  yearly. 

Downey's  inspiring  and 
informative  presentation  is 
part  of  the  1984  E.  A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Georgia, 
this  series   was   designed   to 


attract  top  business 
professionals  to  the  area  and 
to  stimulate  a  broader 
understanding  of  the  business 

The  public  is  invited  to 
attend  free  of  charge.  College 
or  continuing  education  credit 
is  available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


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know.  You've  been  an 
inspiration  when  I'm  down 
and  you  have  been  more 
than  a  friend.  1  see  lots  of 
good  times  on  our  way. 

21951 


Murray. 

I  hope  you  feel  better.     I 


Fluff 

25128 

To    the    most    precious 

Valentine  I  know. 

Darling. 

I  want  to  take  this  time  to 

let  you  know  I'm  thinking 

of  you.      You    are    really 

special  to  me  and  I  love  you 

Thank  you  for  being  you, 
and  thank  you  for  letting 
me  be  me. 

Loving  You  Always, 

40646 

P.S.  You  have  a  handsome 


To    the    Agape    Sisters 
(whoever  we  are?) 
Thanks  for  all  the  special 

friendship  and  our  Jesus! 
Let's  keep  it  up  and  hang  in 
there  when  things  get 
rough.  Because  He 
cares! 1 1 

Have  a  very  happy 
valentine's  dayl 

Loveya'll. 
Sheryl 


JB. 

Because  it  is  Valentines, 
we  are  thinking  of  you. 
You're  the  kind  of  woman 
that  deserves  two  men  like 

Sorry  we  have  to  spend  it 

We  Love  You, 
Jeff&Royce 

4224422" 

Please  be  my  valentine-for 

always.  I  love  you! 

6721084 

Dear  Jesus, 

Thank  you  for  life  and  for 
lovel  May  you  bless  all  the 
sweethearts  on  this  campus 
this  Valentine's  Day. 

In  your  love. 
91981 
P.S.  Please  be  mine! 

Mr.  Jerald  Jahr, 

I  hope  you  have  a  very  nice 

Valentine's  Day. 

Laughter 

Boo  Boo 

This  is  to  tell  you  that  you 
have  a  friend,  one  you  can 
count  on.  even  up  'til  the 
end.  And  one  who  loves 
you,  more  than  you'll  never 
know,  who  will  be  with  you 
alwavs.  wherever  you  go. 
HAPPY  VALENTINES 
DAY 

Mike  Dickerhoff. 
Have  a  Happy  Valentine's 
Love  your. 
Secret  Sis 

Dear  Prince  Charles, 
You're  my  knight  in  shin- 
ing armor.    I'll  always  love 
youl      Happy   Valentine's 
Day! 

Your  Princess 


TLMJr. 

I  know  Valentine's  Day 
with  you  will  be  special,  but 
then  everyday  is  special 
when  I'm  with  you. 

I  love  you 
PPW 
Boo-boo, 

Put  da  big  wip  back  in  cuz 
you'll  always  be  my 
valentine.        I    love    you. 

Jellybean 

Mark  Cox, 

If  you  would  be  my 
valentine-you'd  be  heaven 
sent!  Literally!! 

Your  secret 
admirer! 


Day 


DearDebra, 

Happy  Valentir 

my  Princess. 

P.S.  Pleiades  is  calling! 

Love, 
24559 


Happy  Valentine's  Day. 
Roomie!  You're  a  great 
friend.  Too  bad  our 
"sweetmates"    aren't    the 


MM 

You  have  to  "tell  her  about 

it."   Tell  her  that  you  love 


Have 
Day! 


Best  Friend, 

A  year  ago  you  earned  this 
title  and  since  then  I've 
come  to  see  how  very 
special  friendship  can  be. 
You  put  the  sunshine  in 
more  days  than  you'll  ever 
know.  You're      still 

"craziest"  and  patience  is 
still  a  virtue  seldom  seen  in 
Boo-boo  and  never  in  my 
best  friend-but  somehow  I 
think  we're  still  going  to  be 
ok.  I'm  also  quite  confidant 
the  flowers  are  still  white. 
Love  you, 
Boo-boo 


Boo-boo 

You  are  the  sweetest 
Valentine!  Thanks  for 
always  taking  the  time  to 
listen  to  me,  even  when  you 
don't  really  have  it!  You 
are  so  unselfish,  caring, 
and  giving!  You  are  a  real 
friend.    I  Love  You. 

Tundi-san 


Boss-You  Lonely  Guy! 

Just  wanted  to  say  thanks 
for  the  fun  times.  Hope 
you  can  lift  weights  now! 
And  how  are  your  tires? 
Have  a  happy  Valentine's 
Day! 

Your  Chauffeur 

T.C. 

Now  that  you  have  come 
into  my  life-I  have  found 
someone  special  with  which 
to  share  my  frustrations, 
fears,  quiet  moments,  and 
fun  teasing  times.  I'm  so 
glad  that  you  are  here.  You 
are  a  sweetie. 

My  Love, 
Your  "Best"  Perfection 

LMT, 
Yes,  you  got  a  classified. 
(You're  so  silly). 


Dear  Wiggles, 

Since  you  have  found  a 
way  to  put  up  with  me,  and 
bring  joy  to  my  life,  you 
deserve  a  big  surprise  — 
see  me  for  details.  Happy 
Valentine's  Day. 

Tricky 


To  Snowflake, 
Thanx  for  being  "mine." 
May  the  weather  ever  be  to 
your  liking  and  may  I  soon 
know  who  you  are. 

Your  Secret  Brother 


Dearest  Eliza  Doolittle, 

Just  a  note  to  say,  that  I 
hope  you  have  a  smashing 
Valentine's  Day, 

From, 
RWJ 


Dearly       beloved 
roommate, 

How  is  life  in  the  real 
working  world?!?  Wish 
you  were  here,  Fridays 
aren't  the  same.  I  started 
walking  toward  a  white 
mustang  the  other  day... 
Missya... 

Hey  Rob! 
How  about  those  hurri- 

A  Happy  Winner 

Dearest  Buffy  &  Palsy, 

Hope  you  both  have  a 
wonderful  Valentine's  Day. 
Being  suitemates  with  you 
sure  keeps  things  wild  and 

L&L 

Justine, 

I'm  looking  forward  to  the 
Banquet.  We'll  have  a 
great  time  I'm  sure.  Smile, 
God  loves  you. 


Thanks  again  for  choosing 
me.  Hope  you  have  a  great 
Valentine's  Day.  Enjoy  the 
M  &  M's. 

Cloak 

How  can  I  ever  say  thanks 
for  the  real  friend  you've 
been  to  me?  You're  a  real 
sweetheart  and  I  want  you 
to  know  I  care  when  things 
are  fantastic  as  well  as 
when  life  ceases  to  be  a 
picnic. 

Boo-boo 


To  Pee  Wee, 

Thanks  for   being   such   a 

special  friend!    Because  of 

your   cheer    and    love    for 

Jesus.  I've  been 

blessed    whenever    we're 

together.    May  you  always 

be  happy! 

Have    a    nice    Valentine's 

Day! 

Your  friend  always, 
Ace 
P.S.  One  day  you  will  say  to 
that  special  someone  •  • 
.And  you  won't  be  playing 
Monopoly.  I  see  you 
smiling! 


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Jim  Coleman, 

Here's  hoping  you  have  a 

wonderful  Valentine's  Day! 

Cabalis. 

Your  Secret  Sister 


Dear  Sheila  Lou, 

Happy  Valentines  Day. 
We  miss  you! 

Love 

Liz,  Marie 

April  and  Loralie 

Kevin  Spicer, 
Happy  Valentine's  Day! 
Your  Secret  Sis 
Clandestine 

Imt, 
Through  it  all,  I  Love  You! , 


Marie  &  Liz, 
Happy  Valentine's  Day! 

Dearest  Ernest  Pheirim. 
Revival  will  not  help. 

Love  From  Your 
Kung  Fu  K!an 


Carol: 
Thee. ..thee. ..thee. 


51340 

I've  known  you  two 
fnonths  your  one  of  a  kind. 
How  can  I  say  it  "Be  Mine 
Valentine." 

83854 

Dear  T-6759, 

Just  wanted  to  ask,  Will 
you  be  mine  this  Valentine? 
Really  miss  you,  can't  wait 
^0  become  your  Valentine 
forever.  Happy  Valentine's 
Day,  Sweetheart. 

Loving  You  Forever, 
45844 


Dear  Cub, 

My  love  for  you  has  grown 
to  the  point  that  it's  the 
heartbeat  of  my  life.  I  think 
cupid  exhausted  his  supply 
of  arrows  on  my  heart.  I'n 
so  thankful  that  there  h 
somebody  who  can  know 
me  so  well  and  still  love  me 
so  much.  1  love  the  beauty 
of  our  freedom  yet  the 
desire  for  commitment. 
Let's  continue  to  keep  the 
flame  hot  even  in  this  cold 
weather. 

I'm  your's  babe. 


To  My  Greek  God: 

With  just  a  note  I  wasn't 
satisfied  so  I'm  writing  you 
this  poetic  classified. 

All  I  reaily  need  to  say 

is  I  Love  You, 

Happy  Valentine's  Day. 

Your  Princess 
P.S.  If  that  was  too  short 
read  between  the  lines! 


Dear  Stephen, 
Law    school    is    busy    and 
requires  deep  reflection. 
So  when  you  go  to  study,  I 
sometimes  feel  rejection. 
But  although  the  days  we 
spend  together  may  seem 
short  and  oh  so  few. 
No  matter   how  far  away 
you    are,    I'll    always    still 
Love  You! 

Dearest  Anita, 

Happy  Anniversary 
Sweetheart!!!  Just  thought 
I'd  write  a  little  note  as  you 
are  my  Love  Boat.  These 
past  two  years  have  been  so 
great,  and  in  one  year  we 
shall  graduate.  After  then 
I'll  marry  you,  and  with 
Southern  College  we'll  be 
forever  through. 

Love  Always, 
Anthony 

R.E., 

Happy  Valentine's  Day  to 
my   very   special   friend. 
Wish  we  could  have  spent 
it    together.       I    miss    ya 
bunches! 

CT 


Love 
Spunky 

April  &  Mary, 

Hope  your    Valentine's 
Day  is  the  best  ever! 

Lisa 


Mr.  McGoo  (Sexy  goose) 

Thanks  so  much  for  the 
wonderful  Valentine's 
present.  The  Peach  Tree 
was  fabulous.  You  know  so 
well  how  to  make  me  feel 
special.  I  Love  You  so 
much  and  just  remember 
only  108  days  left. 

Mrs.  McGoo  (silly  goose) 

Dear  Fred, 

I  hope  that  your  valen- 
tine's day  is  ooey-gooey 
and  mushy-gushy!!  By  the 
way,  I  hear  that  "Virginia 
is  for  Lovers";  could  you 
fill  me  in  on  that?!  XO 

Marianne 
Babykins, 

Hope  that  you  have  a 
great  Valentine's  Day. 
Looking  forward  to  spend- 
ing many  more  with  you.  I 
love  you  with  all  of  my 
heart. 

Love  Always 
Puddin-Pops 
29506, 

It's  our  7th  and  O.N.L.Y. 
even  more  than  ever!!! 

Thandy 
3D 

Each  Valentine's  Day  is 

sweeter  I  know  for  a  fact, 

because  I'll  spend  it  with 

my  one  and  only  Wildcat. 

Happy  Valentine's  Day 

76119 


Ross: 

Just  wanted  to  say  "Hi!" 
I  hope  you  have  a  Happy 
Valentine's  Day.  I'm  look- 
ing forward  to  the  banquet. 

Have  a  great  week. 

83540 


Dear  Precious, 

You're  one  in  a  million! 
You  make  me  so  happy. 
You  make  my  life  complete 
and  full  of  love.  I'll  be 
thinking  of  you  on  Valen- 
tine's Day. 

Love  Always, 
Your  Cutie 

Jim  Coleman, 

Happy  Valentine's  Day!  I 
miss  you! 

LGS 

Cuddles, 

Just  remember  I  said  I 
would  get  you  back. 


Dear  Mr.  H., 

Just  wanted  to  wish  you  a 
very  happy  Valentine's 
Day. 

Thank  you   for   being   my 
friend    and     I'm     looking 
forward   to  the  banquet. 
Let's  have   a   great   time! 
Miss  T. 


Dear  Man-hole  Cover 
Be  my  Valentine  4-ever. 

Pigeon  Man 


65693. 

Happy  Birthdayl 

Sincerely  yours, 
94965 


Dear Leanne, 
On    my    honor,    you'r. 
great    friend    to    havel 
Happy  Valentine's  Day! 

Maureen 


To  a  good  friend. 
Just  wanted  to  say  thanks 
for  everything.    Especially 
for  being  there  when  !  need 
you.  1  love  ya  lots! 

A  special  friend 


To  Bill  &  Iron, 

Another    TDD    in    the 

making?      Nol    NEVER!!! 

(well,  maybe  once  or  twice) 

"Gem 


Dear  Valentine, 
You  put  the  "zip" 
doo-dahl 

Yours  truly, 
Carla  H, 


DeDe. 
Happy  Valentine's! 


i  great  Valentine's 
Love, 


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Time  Out 


This    week's    basketball     the  second  half,   but   Hobbs 
offer    took  the  lead  at  49-47  and 
were     never  relinquished  it.     Mike 
McClung  and   Myron   Mixon 
were    both    instrumental    in 
Hobbs'  final  drive. 

John  O'Brien  and  Ken 
Warren  put  on  an  awesome 
exhibition  of  scoring  as  each 
scored  33  points.  O'Brien's 
team  came  out  on  top  though, 
as  he  defeated  Green's  team 


games  had  quite  a  bit  ti 
to  the  fans  as  there  were 
several  close  games  as  well  as 
blowouts.  AA  and  A  leagues 
week  went  like  this:  Mountain 
defeated  Peyton  55  to  48  in  a 
defensive  struggle.  Russell 
took  an  early  lead  of  12  to  10 
over  Hobbs.  but  was  unable  to 
hold  the  lead  after  that. 
"White  Thunder"  Martin 
poured  in  four  points  in  a 
losing  effort  as  the  final  score 
was  Hobbs-65.  Russell-55, 


In  B  League  play  for  the 
week.    Lewis    ripped    Hinkle 


Van  Scyoc  got  a  win  this  week  66-56.  Nail  trounced  Flood  by 

as  his  team  led  by  Greg  Dortch  18  points  75-57.  Runnels  ran 

in   double    figures,    defeated  away    from    Hinkle    50-39 

Robinson  72-66.    Peyton  beat  Hawley  whipped  Hinkle  69-41 


and  Runnels  lost  to  Lewis  44  to 
39. 


O'Brien  in  what 
an  upset  70-61.    Kerbs' 
continued  their  winning 

as  they  buried  Selby's   ---  .  -        ^ 

early  and  ended  up  winning  by  all  of  them  included  McKee's 

25  points.  69-44.  team  as  she  went  2-1  for  the 

Mountain  came  from  behind  week.        The     first     game 

as  Gentry  led  throughout  their  Laurencell  barely  won  42-38. 
contest  only  to  lose  in  the  final         McKee  won  her  next  two 

moments  73-69.  Waller  lost  to  games  by  a  score  of  34-27  over 

Hobbs  in  a  sleeper.   57-47.  Torry  and  trounced  Davis  by 

The  game  between  Mountain  35  points.  61-26. 
and  Green  looked  like  it  might        Floor  hockey  sign-ups  will 

be  a  blowout  as  Mountain  and  begin  today  with  the  final  day 

Tunnell    put    Green's    team  to  sign-up  being  February  21. 

away  early,  but  Green  fought  League  play  will  start  the  27th 

back    to    make    it    close.  to   accomodate   the    weather. 

Mountain  held  on  for  a  final  soccer  will  be  played  in  April 

score  of  72-69.  instead  of  March   this   year, 

Estrada  defeated  Robinson  and  floor  hockey  will  be  played 

59-51  largely  because  Robin-  in  March, 
son  lacked  two  of  his  starters         Saturday   night,    February 

and     another     starter.     Ken  11th,  there  will  be  a   "AA" 

Smith,  went  out  of  the  game  game  played  between  Gentry 

with  a  twisted  ankle.   Monday  and  Green  beginning  at  7:00 

night.  Hobbs  beat  Duff  in  a  p.m.     All  people  involved  in 

see-saw  battle.   66-58.      The  the  racquetball  tournament: 

score  at  halftime  was  25-19.  don't  forget  your  deadline  of 
Duff.  Royce  Earp  and  Sammy  Friday.  February  10th.  for 
Smith  kept  Duff  in  the  game  in    your  first  round  results. 


D  battles  Mount^ii 


"AA"  League 

W  L 

Mountain     7  1 

O'Brien        4  2 

Green  3  3 

Peyton         2  5 

Gentry         Q  5 


"A"  League 

W 
Kerbs  5 

Estrada  4 
Duff  2 

Hobbs  2 

Russell  2 
Van  Scyoc  1 
Robinson  1 
Selby  1 

Waller  0 


"B"  League 

W 

L 

Nail 

5 

0 

Lewis 

4 

2 

Hawley 

4 

2 

Roberts 

2 

4 

Flood 

1 

4 

Hinkle 

1 

6 

"Women' 

"  Leagu 

W 

L 

Laurencel 

S 

0 

McKee 

4 

2 

Davis 

3 

3 

Torry 

0 

3 

Pasos 

0 

4 

SC  Receives  Grant 


•  SccihcV.M.  Bakery  S 

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•  We  have  decorated  cookies,  .small         • 
I      cakes  for  2  layer  heart  cakes.  S 

• 

for  a  sweet  heart's  8 


a 


surprise  • 

• 

Bring  this  ad  in  and  receive  a  5  percent  discount.  5 


Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale  was  the  recipient 
of  a  $1,300  grant  last  week 
presented  by  The 

Sears-Roebuck  Foundation, 
according  to  Richard  Reiner, 
senior  vice  president  of 
finance  at  Southern  College. 

The  college  is  among  934 
private  accredited  two-  and 
four-year  institutions  across 
the  country  which  are  sharing 
in  $1,575,000  in  Sears 
Foundation  funds  for  the 
1983-84  academic  year.  All 
funds  are  unrestricted  and 
may  be  used  as  the  colleges 
and       universities       deem 


The 


grant  program. 
Sears-Roebuck  Foundation 
conducts  a  variety  of  other 
programs  in  elementary, 
secondary.  and  higher 
education.  Altogether.  The 
Foundation  had  expenditures 
of  approximately  $2,500,000  in 
1983  for  its  education 
activities. 

Southern  College  plans  to 
use  this  grant  towards 
finishing  the  construction   of 


Orlando 
SA  Officers 

President 

Richard  Vallieres 


Secretary 

Sylvia  Chavez 


theii 


Hun 


nitie 


in  addition  to  its  unrestricted 


building.  The  new  building, 
which  is  expected  to  be 
completed  in  May.  will  house 
the  college's  radio  station, 
90.5  WSMC.  and  the 
communication,  language, 
English,  and  history 
departments. 


February  9, 1984,  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


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Southern  Cynic 


• 


The  first  time  I  saw  him,  I 
just  knew  it  was  love.  He  was 
one  of  those  tall,  outdoorsy 
types  that  reads  National 
Geographic  between  classes 
and  carries  a  bag  of  trail  mix 
in  their  front  pocket.  We  were 
introduced.  He  asked  me  if  I 
like  to  camp.  I  stretched  the 
truth  and  said  yes.  He 
slapped  me  on  the  back  and 
said,  "Good girl."  Ijustknew 

The  next  Sabbath  he  asked 
me  to  go  for  a  walk.  I  thought, 
"How  romantici"  and  accept- 
ed. He  showed  up  with  two 
fifty-pound  back  packs  and 
enough  gear  to  scale  Lookout 
Mountain.    I  guess  it  wasn't 


love  after  all. 

Then  I  met  his  cousin.  We 
had  a  class  together  and 
sometimes  he'd  send  me  en- 
graved notes  all  the  way 
across  the  room.  His  penman- 
ship was  superb.  Ijustknew  it 
was  love.  We  went  to  plays 
together  at  the  Tivoli  and  ate 
at  classy  restaurants.  I  was 
overwhelmed  by  his  appre- 
ciation of  the  finer  things  in 
life. 

We  went  to  the  art  museum, 
the  opera,  the  ballet  and  the 
Anderson  Lecture  Series.  He 
presented  me  with  a  rose  on 
our  seventh  date.  I  just  knew 
it  was  love.  Then  I  received  a 
note  from  his  roommate  that 


said  my  beloved  had  run  away 
to  Texas  to  be  a  cow  poke.  I 
guess  it  wasn't  love  after  all. 
So,  the  roommate  and  I 
became  close  friends,  since  we 
had  both  been  deserted  and 
had  nowhere  else  to  turn.  He 
was  the  silent,  intellectual 
type.  He  read  the  Wall  Street 
Journal  and  carried  a  brief 
case  to  class  filled  with  en- 
cyclopedias. Whenever  he'd 
get  romantic,  he'd  tell  me  my 
face  reminded  him  of  some 
beautiful  software  he'd  seen 
once  at  a  computer  fair.  I  just 
knew  it  was  love. 

He  sent  me  a  computerized 
printout  that  said,  "I  admire 


you",  and  bought  me  a  watch 
that  had  a  Space  Attack  game 
in  it.  Then  he  installed  a 
computer  in  his  car  that  would 
talk  to  him.  One  day  he 
disappeared.  He  had  become 
obsessed  with  the  voice  in  his 
car  that  told  him  when  his 
windows  were  fogged  up.  He 
just  knew  it  was  love. 

I  didn't  date  anyone  for  a 
while.  I  walked  around  feeling 
like  cole  slaw.  It  seemed  as 
though  love  was  eluding  me, 
playing  hide-n-seek  with  me.  I 
associated  it  with  the  feeling 
of  having  your  foot  crushed  by 
a  300  pound  line-backer  who's 


just  eaten  a  big  breakfast.  I 
decided  I  didn't  want  love. 
"Who  needs  it?"  I  ques- 
tioned. 

Everyday  I  became  more  and 
more  obsessed  with  the  idea  of 
loveless  life.  I  began  to  accept 
the  fact  that  I  was  not  born  to 
be  loved.  I  would  walk  by  the 
front  steps  of  Thatcher  Hall  at 
night  and  see  the  dark  silhou- 
ettes of  the  crowd  gathered 
there.  I  wondered  how  many 
promises  were  being  made, 
and  how  many  were  being 
broken.  1  swam  in  a  pool  of 
self-pity. 

Then  1  met  this  lifeguard.  I 
just  knew  it  was  love. 


Classifieds 


ADVENTIST  COLLEGES 
ABROAD  will  be 

discussed,  and  seen  in 
slides,  on  Monday, 
February  13,  beginning  at 
5:30  p.m.  in  the  cafeteria, 
near  the  elvator.  Dr.  Don 
Lee  of  the  G.C.  is  to  be  our 
guest  for  that  occasion.  All 
students  interested  in  a 
year  at  Bogenhofen, 
Collonges,  or  Sagunto 
(Austria,  France,  or  Spain) 
are  welcome;  bring  your 
tary  and  join  us.  Any  one 
unable  to  attend  will  be 
welcome  at  Monday's 
language  classes  in  LWH 
210  at  9:00,  and  LWH  110 
at  11:00.  12:00,  and  1:00. 
Dr.  Lee  will  be  speaking  at 
those  times,  too. 

"The  Last  Waltz"  will  be 
shown  in  Grote  Hall,  Room 
129,  on  the  UTC  campus 
this  evening  at  7:30  p.m. 
Admission  is  S2.50  for  this 
1978  film  presented  by  the 
AEC/UT  International  Film 
Festival. 

The  Hunter  Art  Museum 
will  present  an  exhibition  of 
Traditional  Chinese 
Paintings  By  Contemporary 
Wuxi  Artists  beginning 
February  12. 


The  Chattanooga  Chorale 
will  be  in  the  Cadek  Recital 
Hall  on  the  UTC  campus  at 
2:30  p.m..  February  12. 


HiDadandMa-K! 
Don't   forget  to   read   the 
Accent  each  time.   Hope  to 
see  ya  back  in  March. 

Shell 


Dave  Simmons, 

Have  a  great  day  and  don't 

forget    to    write    to    your 


NOTICE:  Would  like  to  go 
on  a  ski  trip  for  $250 
instead  of  S350?  I  have 
decided  not  to  go,  but  there 
is  no  return  on  deposit. 
Therefore,  1  am  willing  to 
let  anyone  have  this  trip 
(which  includes  lift  tickets, 
ski's,  travel  and  lodging  for 
the  entire  trip).  For  this 
LOW  price.  This  is  a  once 
in  a  lifetime  chance.  Please 
consider.  Call  238-2327, 
Connie. 


For  Sale:  Brand  new 
Gerber  knife  in  leather 
case.  Was  555,  now  only 
S35.  Call  238-3171. 


The  Nursing  Club  is  provid- 
ing transportation  to  the 
Romeo  and  Juliet  Play 
staged  by  the  UTC  drama 
club;  Sat  nite  Feb.  18  7  pm. 
Tickets  cost  $4/  per 
person.  Sign  up  on  posters 
posted  in  dorms,  NSG  dept. 
and  student  center.  Come 
and  make  this  Valentine  a 
unique  experiencel 


Donuts  "  Donuts  --  Donuts 
The  Southern  College 
Band  will  be  selling  Krispy 
Kreme  Donuts  in  the  dorm- 
itories as  a  fund  raising 
project  for  their  Caribbean 
Tour.  Orders  will  be  taken 
each  week  on  Monday 
nights  at  both  Thatcher  and 
Talge  front  desks.  Deliver- 
ies will  be  made  on  Thurs- 
day nights  from  7:30  to  9:30 
p.m.  (If  order  is  not  picked 
up  by  9:00  p.m.  it  will  be 
sold  1st  come  1st  served.) 
The  cost  is  $2.00  for  a 
dozen  glazed  and  you  don't 
have  to  pay  until  you  pick 
up  the  order.  Support  the 
S.C.  Band. 

P.S.  East  Brainard  Krispy 
Kreme  uses  ALL  VEGE- 
TABLE SHORTNINGH! 


Urgently  need  an  advertis 
ing  manager  to  sell  adver- 
tising for  musical  show. 
"My  Fair  Lady"  on  25 
percent  commission  basis. 
Your  chance  to  earn  up  to 
any  beyond  $500.00. 
Please  contact  Orio  Gilbert 


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News  In  Brief     ByRoyc«j 


The  unemployment  rate 
continues  to  fall  d^espite  the 
slowing  economic  growth. 
The  unemployment  rate  has 
dropped  from  8.2  percent  in 
December  to  8.0  percent  in 
January.  Since  November 
1982  the  unemployment  rate 
has  dropped  2.7  percent.  The 
reason  for  such  a  slowing  in 
the  jobless  rate  is  that  there  is 
such  a  large  number  of  people 
in  the  work  force.  There  are 
more  Americans  in  the  labor 
force  now  than  there  have  ever 
been  before,  so  in  order  for 
the  unemployment  rate  to 
drop,  more  jobs  must  be 
created. 


Both  of  the  satellites  that 
were  shot  out  of  Challenger's 
bay  malfunctioned  and  have 
been  deemed  useless  by 
NASA.  The  Westar  VI  sate- 
llite owned  by  Western  Union 
was  lost  Friday  after  it  was 
jettisoned  from  Challenger, 
but  was  found  Sunday  in  an 
orbit  that  made  it  useless  to 
Western  Union.  Monday, 
Papapa,  the  Satellite  owned 
by  the  Indonesian  Govern- 
ment, malfunctioned  and  is  in 
an  almost  identical  orbit  as  the 
Westar  VI.  Tuesday,  Astro- 
naut Bruce  McCandless  un- 
hooked    a     lifeline      from 


Challenger  and  became  the 
first  man  to  fly  free  in  space. 
He  used  a  gas-powered  jet 
pack  to  propel  himself  320  feet 
away  from  the  shuttle.  Then 
used  the  $10  million  backpack 
to  come  back  to  the  shuttle. 
Both  man  and  shuttle  were 
cruising  at  17400  mph.  but 
there  is  no  sensation  of  speed 
in  the  airless  arena  of  space. 


The  government  in  Lebanon 
is  close  to  total  collapse. 
Moslem  militia  have  taken 
over  West  Beirut  and  have 
surrounded  the  U.S.  Marine- 
held  Lebanon  international 
Airport.  Evacuation  of  U.S. 
Embassy  employees  started 
Wednesday  as  the  Militia 
closed  in.  The  U.S.  ordered 
the  aircraft  carrier  Indepen- 
dence and  destroyer  Claude  V. 
Ricketts  from  port  calls  at 
Istanbul,  Turkey,  to  help  in- 
sure the  safety  of  U.S. 
citizens  in  Beirut. 


The  Olympics  started  Tues- 
day and  will  be  continuing 
until  Feb.  19.  These  are  the 
Winter  Olympics  XIV  in  Sara- 
jevo, Yugoslovia.  In  the  first 
Ice  Hockey  game,  the  Cana- 
dian team  defeated  the  United 
States  team  4-2. 


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"/  enjoy  going 
They  're  very  nice 


LeAnn  Facundus 
Accounting 


"RightNow?!"  Don't  Ask! 


Reg  Rice 
Chemistry 


"You    asked    the     wrong 
person. 


Kim  Page 
Physical  Therapy 


Andy  Nail 
Nursing 


"Sometimes  they're  pretty 


Marie  Vitorovich 
Nursing 


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^Fashion  Show  Presented 


Divinity  Fashion  Fair 
Boutique,  a  student- 
sponsored  fashion  organi- 
zation, will  present  a  fash- 
ion show  in  conjunction 
with  a  performance  by 
student  magicians  entitled 
"Evening  Extravaganza  of 
Magical  Fashions"  on  Sat- 
urday, February  18,  at  8 
p.m.  in  Ackerman  Auditor- 
ium on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 
Through  its  organization 


the  fashion 
club  hopes  to  advocate  the 
advantages  of  a  modest  but 
modern  dress  code  to  por- 
tray the  Christian  lifestyle. 
They  also  hope  to  encour- 
age a  more  professional 
attitude  among  college  stu- 
dents in  order  to  produce 
better  leaders  for  the 
nation's  work  force. 


Not  only  will  their 
presentations  utilize  and 
cultivate    the    abundant 


talent  on  the  campus,  but 
the  Divinity  Fashion  Fair 
Boutique  believes  they  will 
also  develop  a  unity  among 
college  youth. 

Fashions  for  the  show  will 
be  provided  by  several  local 
retailers  including  Brooks, 
Proving  Grounds,  Inc., 
Jean  Nichole.  J.  Riggins, 
Stitches,  National  Shirt 
Shops,  and  Tri-Community 

The  public  is  welcome  to 
attend.  General  admission 
to  the  event  will  be  $1. 


Earp  Gives  Lecture 


Robert  A.  Earp.  president  of 
Fred.  S.  James  &  Co.  of 
Texas,  Inc..  will  present  "Risk 
Management;  An  Anomaly" 
on  Thursday.  February  16,  at 
8  p.m.  in  the  Summerour  Hall 
Auditorium  on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  in  Collegedale. 
Born  and  raised  in 
Kentucky.  Earp  graduated 
from  Upper  Iowa  University 
with    a    Bachelor   of   Science 

Administration.  He  began 
work  in  Chicago  in  1955  with 
the  Continental  Casualty 
Company  in  the  credit  and 
collection  department,  and 
two  years  later  became  de- 
partment superintendent  in 
the       audit       department. 


After  joining  An 
Mutual  Liability  Isurance 
Company  in  1962  as  an  assis- 
tant division  sales  manager 
and  then  as  a  regional  sales 
manager.  Earp  joined  Mann- 
Kline.  Inc.,  in  Kansas  City  as 
an  account  executive,  hand- 
ling insurance  needs  for 
accounts  such  as  TWA 
Hallmark  Cards,  and  Western 
Auto.  He  then  transferred  to 
the  insurance  firm  Fred  S. 
James  &  Co.  of  Texas,  Inc.  as 
vice  president,  and  later  be- 

president  and  manager  for  the 
Dallas  office.  In. 1981  he  was 
appointed  president  of  the 
company.  Earp's      risk 

management  presentation  is 
part    of    the     1984     E.     A. 


Anderson  Lecture  Series,  an 
annual  feature  of  the  Division 
of  Business  and  Office 
Administration  at  Southern 
College.  Made  possible  by  the 
generosity  of  Mr.  E.  A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Georgia, 
this  series  was  designed  to 
top    business    profes- 


the 


[Bradford  Speaks 
AtSC 


Elder  C.E.  Bradford,  Chair- 
.  man  of  the  North  American 
[  Division,  will  be  on  the  South- 
I  em  College  campus  this  week- 
lend,  February  16-18.  He  will 
I  present  the  chapel  service 
iThursday.  in  the  church  at 
1  11:05  a.m.  Friday  evening,  he 
I  will  speak  for  Vespers,  at  8:00 
I  P-m.  in  the  church,  as  well  as 
[conducting  both  church 
1  services  on  Sabbath. 
I  While  here.  Elder  Bradford 
join    with    Collegedale's 


Pastor  Gordan  Bietz  and  other 
area  ministers  for  a  luncheon 
on  Thursday  and  participate  in 
a  dinner/"table-talk"  on 
Sabbath.  Elder  Bradford  has 
also  accepted  an  invitation  to 
meet  with  and  speak  to  the 
Student  Ministerial  Associa- 
tion several  times  throughout 
the  weekend.  Finally,  on 
Sabbath  afternoon.  Elder 
Bradford  will  present  a  forum 
at  3  p.m.  in  Talge  Hall. 


The  writing  committee 
encourages  quality  of  writing 
among  all  SC  students.  The 
committee  is  a  group  of  faculty 
in  charge  of  all  writing  courses 
atSC.  A  writing  course  is  one 
in  which  a  certain  amount  of 
writing  is  required.  Every 
student  must  take  three  writ- 
ing emphasis  including  one  in 
the  major  field  and  one  out- 
side the  major  field. 

Each  year  a  research  writing 
contest  is  sponsored  by  the 
committee.  TTiis  is  to  empha- 
size   the    area    of    research 


Research  papers  submitted 
may  be  those  used  for  on- 
campus  classes  anytime  dur- 
ing the  present  school  year. 
They  should  be  between  1200 
and  7500  words  long  (or  6-25 
pages).  The  papers  will  be 
judged  on  content,  quality  and 
depth  of  research,  good  writ- 
ing sytle.  exposure  of  mater- 
ials, accuracy,  and  mechanics 
by  a  panel  of  judges. 


stimulate  a   broader   unders- 
standing    of    the    business 

The  public  is  invited  to 
attend  free  of  charge.  College 
or  continuing  education  credit 
is  available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


The  winning  research  paper 
will  receive  S75;  second  place 
$50;    and    third    place    $25. 

Entry  registration  forms  and 
contest  guildelines  may  be 
picked  up  at  the  Student 
Center  or  at  the  English  . 
history,  or  religion  discipline 
offices. 

The  deadline  for  entering  the 
contest    will    be    April    6. 
Contest    winners    will    be      J^l 
announced  in  Awards  Chapel      *^P| 
on  April  24. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  16,  1984 


Editorial 


The  U.S.  finally  won  a  medal.  A  couple  in  fact.  At  the 
Winter  Olympics  in  Sarajevo,  the  U.S.  team  has  been  doing 
their  best  to  win  a  medal,  and  they  finally  did. 

The  U.S.  picked  up  a  gold  and  a  silver  in  the  Women's  Giant 
Slalom.    Everybody  breathed  a  sigh  of  relief. 

Expectations  were  running  high  for  the  U.S.  team. 
Especially  in  the  Ice  Hockey  portion.  The  gold  from  the  1980 
Olympics  in  Lake  Placid  hung  heavy  over  the  heads  of  this 
year's  team  of  youngsters.  Americans  at  home  eagerly 
anticipated  a  repeat  performance,  but  were  sadly  dis- 
appointed. 

Bill  Koch  was  favored  to  win  a  medal  in  Cross  Country 
Skiing,  but  placed  well  behind  the  three  winners.  I  believe 
he  ended  up  in  22nd  place. 

Frank  Masley  was  the  American  favorite  in  Men's  Luge,  but 
the  Italian,  Hildgartner,  stole  the  show  and  the  gold.  Two 
Russians  took  the  silver  and  the  bronze,  leaving  the  U.S.  left 
out  again. 

Maybe  we  expected  too  much.  Maybe  the  pressures  of  our 
expectations  were  pushed  too  much  on  to  those  atheletes  we 

Maybe  the  best  way  to  go  about  it  would  be  to  say.  "Do 
your  best.  We're  proud  of  you  no  matter  where  you  finish." 
Too  bad  we're  too  proud  to  say  it. 


r 

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Southerni^J^ccenf 

Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

Layout  Editor 

Brenda  Hess 

Sports  Editor 

Randv  Thuesdee 

Religion  Editor 

Jerry  Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 

Hany  Mayden 

Lesa  Hoth 

Donna  Mounce 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morion 

Columnists 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Reporters 

Marc  Can- 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jeny  Kovalski 

Brenda  Roberts 

Georse  Turner 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

V"""'""" 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


JLetkrs 


Dear  Editor: 

I  would  like  to  express  my 
concern  for  those  who  feel  it 
necessary  to  destroy  posters 
put  up  by  various  candidates. 
To  put  it  simply,  it's  down- 
right  stupid.  Hey  people,  give 


the  candidates  a  break   (not     have  put  into  their  campaigns. 


literally)!  They  have  spent 
good  money  (and  a  lot  of  it)  on 
their  posters.  Please!  1 1 
Practice  a  little  consideration 
and  refrain  from  tearing, 
burning,  and  degrading  the 
hard  work   these   candidates 


If  you  feel  the  need  to  destroy 
a  picture,  then  contact  me.  I'll 
make  you  a  print  at  MY 
expense. 

Sincerely, 
Pete  Prins,  Photographer 


Dear  Editor: 

I  would  like  to  take  this  time 
to  say  a  special  thank  you  to  all 
who  made  "Black  History 
Week"  a  success.  In  all  the 
four  years  that  I  have  attended 
Southern  Missionary  now 
Southern  College,  this  years 
program  was  great. 

David  Green,  you  and  your 
staff  did  a  wonderful  job  in 
making  Black  History  Week 
one  I  won't  forget. 

A  special  thank  you  to  Dr. 
Grant,  for  inviting  Dr. 
Anthony  Compolo  to  be  guest 
speaker  closing  the  program 
out.       Dr.    Compolo    did    a 


splendid  job  and  his 
sabbath  was  one  I'll  never 
forget.  He  said  some  really 
striking  things  that  hit  home 
to  me  and  maybe  to  some 
others. 

Now  that  I'll  be  graduating  in 
May.  I  hope  next  year's  Black 
History  Week  will  be  just  as 
good  as  this  one. 

In  closing,  I  hope  everyone 
has  now  realized  or  have  an 
idea  why  Black  History  Week 
is  special  to  all  blacks  here  at 
S.C.,  and  on  other  college 
campus,  and  around  the 
world.  As  Michael  Merri- 
weather  said  "It's  a  time  to 


remember  and  honor  black 
patriachs,  and  to  highlight 
achievements  of  past  and  pre- 
sent leaders." 


To  the  Beta  Kappa  Tau  Club 
members  you  did  a  wonderful 
job.  Thanks  for  making  my 
final  year  of  Black  History  as 
far  as   college   a   memorable 

Good  luck  on  planning  next 


February  15,  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Reflection  Writing 


• 


Almost  as  if  it  were 
yesterday,  1  vividly  re- 
member the  varied 
emotions  I  experienced 
upon  my  arrival  to  South- 
em  College.  I  was  over- 
whelmed and  facinated  by 
all  the  possibilities  South- 
ern College  could  offer  me. 
I  thought  the  normal  thing 
to  do  was  to  get  to  know  as 
many  people  as  possible 
and  get  involved  in  as  many 
activities  as  possible,  thus 
enhancing  my  total  outlook 
on  college  life. 

Although  I  found  these 
things  to  be  somewhat 
true,  I  also  found  on  the 
other  hand  that  friendships 
and  involvement  in  activi- 
ties didn't  seem  to  be  very 


important  to  some  indivi- 
duals. It  has  always  dis- 
turbed and  confused  me 
how  some  people  can 
always  find  something  to 
be  unhappy  about  no 
matter  ■  how    great    things 

The  whole  existence  of 
this  school  is  run  by  a 
dedicated  faculty,  staff, 
and  administration  who 
basically  have  a  thankless 
job.  Why  is  this  so?  We 
haven't  learned  how  to 
condition  our  selves  to 
thank  those  who  make  liv- 
ing possible.  We  take  to 
much  for  granted'  because 
to  much  has  been  granted 
for  us  to  take. 

When  was  the  last  time 
the  deans  were  thanked  for 


their  dedication  in  seeing 
that  a  condusive  environ- 
ment for  living  and  loving 
and  learning  has  been 
maintained.  When  was 
Coach  Jaecks  last  thanked 
for  the  excellent,  efficient 
Intramural  program  he  has 
run  for  the  last  tour  years. 
When  were  our  teachers 
and  everyone  else  who 
makes  Southern  College 
the  fantastic  college  that  it 
is.  thanked?? 

We  have  so  much  to 
appreciate  and  be  thankful 
for;  but  we  thank  so  little. 
Leo  Buscaglia  a  well  known 
lecturer  and  teacher,  in  his 
book,  living,  loving,  and 
learning  shares  this  poem.. 

Remember    the    day    I 


borrowed  your  brand  new 
car  and  I  dented  it?  I 
thought  you'd  kill  me,  but 
you  didn't.  And  remember 
the  tin 


the  beach,  and  you  said  it 
would  rain,  and  it  did?  I 
thought  you'd  say,  "I  told 
you  so."  But  you  didn't. 
Do  you  remember  the  time 
I  flirted  with  all  the  guys  to 
make  you  jealous,  and  you 
were?  1  thought  you'd 
leave  me,  but  you  didn't. 
Do  you  remember  the  time 
I  spilled  strawberry  pie  all 
over  your  car  rug?  I 
thought  you'd  hit  me.  but 
you  didn't.  And  remember 
the  time  1  forgot  to  teil  you 
the  dance  was  formal  and 
you  showed  up  in  jeans?  I 
thought  you'd  drop  me.  but 


you  didn't.  Yes,  there  were 
lots  of  things  you  didn't  do. 
But  you  put  up  with  me, 
and  you  loved  me.  and  you 
protected  me.  There  were 
a  lot  of  things  I  wanted  to 
make  up  to  you  when  you 
returned  from  Viet  Nam. 
But  you  didn't. 

Sometimes  we  don't 
realize  the  seriousness  of 
our  apathy  and  neglect 
until  a  special  person  or 
organization  is  no  longer 
around,  to  enhance  our  life. 
I  don't  know  about  you  but 
1  think  I'm  going  to  try  and 
really  appreciate  and  be 
thankful  for  everything 
around  me  before  it  slips 
through  my  hands  never 
more  to  be  recaptured. 


College  Bowl  Begins 


Southern  College's  first 
College  Bowl  in  several  years 
began  last  Monday  night  as 
Stan  Hobbs'  team  met  with 
J.T.  Shim's  team,  and  Kelly 
Williams'  team  battled  with 
Donna  Wolberts'  team  for  the 
first  round  of  the  double- 
1  tournament. 


The  College  Bowl  is  designed 
to  be  a  friendly,  academic 
competition.  The  rules  clearly 
state  that  good  sportsman- 
ship is  expected  throughout 
the  entire  tournament.  Deci- 
sions of  the   moderator   are 


This  year's  tournament 
involves  eight  teams.  Each 
team  has  four  members  and 
one  alternate.  Once  a  game 
has  begun,  there  is  no  switch- 
ing of  players  allowed. 

A  match  is  25  minutes  in 
length,  according  to  the  time- 


keeper. No  one  can  stop  the 
clock  for  any  reason  except  the 
moderator.  The  team  buzzers 
were  contributed  tor  the  event 
by  the  Student  Association. 

Each  game  begins  with  a 
10-point  toss-up  question.  No 
discussion  is  allowed  on  toss- 
ups.  The  team  winning  the 
toss-up  earns  a  chance  for  a 
bonus  question.  These  ques- 
tions allow  discussion  among 
the  team  members. 

For  the  first  matches.  Dr. 
Ben  McArthur  was  the  moder- 
ator. In  the  first  game, 
Hobbs'  team  played  with  two 
starters  and  one  alternate.  At 
first,  it  seemed  as  if  Shims' 
four  players  were  going  to 
take  an  easy  win  with  a  score 
of  55-0,  Shim. 

However.  Hobbs'  alternate, 
Mike  Battistone,  helped  save 
the  day  as  they  ended  up 
winning  245-175.  According 
to  Hobbs,  Battistone  was  the 
key  to  their  winning  the  close 
match. 


The  second  game  was  swept 
away  from  the  beginning  by 
Kelly  Williams.  Donna 
Wolberts'  team  lost,  110-245. 
The  questions  for  the 
tournament  were  submitted 
by  facuhy  members,  and  some 
will  also  be  turned  in  by  the 
various  captains'  for  matches 
other  than  their  own. 

Alex  Lian  has  been  a  major 
contributor  in  organizing  this 
tournament.  He,  with  the 
History  Department  faculty, 
has  put  together  an  event  that 
is  of  major  importance  on 
other  SDA  college  campuses, 
such  as  La  Sierra,  Walla 
Walla,  and  PUC. 
The  games  are  all  open  to  the 
public,  and  students  are  in- 
vited to  come,  bring  supper 
trays,  and  watch.  The  next 
round  of  matches  will  be  this 
evening  at  5:30  p.m.  and 
again  at  6:00  p.m.  Goodrums' 
team  will  go  against  Lian's 
team  in  the  first  match,  and 
will  be  followed  by  Duerkson 
meeting  Mitrakas  in  the 
second  game. 

Tonight's  games  will  be 
played  in  the  back  of  the 
Cafeteria.  Next  Sunday's 
games  will  be  in  the  Banquet 
Room  and  will  be  Hobbs  vs. 
Williams,  and  Shim  vs. 
Wolbert. 


Scholorship  Offered  To 
Leaders  In  Newspaper  Field 


The  Ralph  McGill 
Scholarship  Fund  offers 
scholarships  for  the  1984-85 
school  year  of  up  to  $1,500 

h  to  students  with  southern 
backgrounds  who  have 
completed  at  least  two  years  of 
college.  Jack  Tarver. 
chariman  of  the  Scholarship 
Fund  said  today. 

Tarver  said  May  1  is  the 
deadline  for  applications.  He 
said  a  number  of  scholarships 
are  awarded  each  year  to 
students  who  have 

demonstrated  a  long-time 
interest  in  the  news  and 
editorial  phase  of 

newspapering. 

Scholarships,  he  said,  are 
limited  to  those  young  men 
and  women  whose  roots  lie  in 
the  south.  Applicants  must 
also  convince  the  Awards 
Committee   that   they    firmly 


intend  to  pursue  a  career  m 
daily  or  weekly  newspapering. 

Tarver  said  the  Awards 
Committee  wants  to  give 
scholarships  to  those  who  are 
likely  to  become  leaders  in  the 
newspaper  field. 

Sucessful  applicants  will  be 

required  to  maintain   a   "B" 

average  in  order  to  keep  the 

scholarship. 

A  letter  of  not  more  than  500 


rt/ords 


ellii 


the 


ipplicant  wants  a  scholarship, 
together  with  a  photograph  of 
the         applicant.  must 

accompany  each  application. 
Applicants  also  must  have  a 
letter  of  recommendation  from 
a  college  authority. 

Application  blanks  may  be 
obtained  from:      The   Ralph  ^^ 
McGill  Scholarship  Fund;  Box  (^  I 
4689;  Atlanta.  Georgia  30302.  I 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  16,  1984 


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Miller  Hall  Renovated 


Miller  Hall,  former  music 
building  on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists.  will  be 
completely  renovated  for  use 
as  a  theology  center  by  August 
1984.  according  to  Dr.  Jack 
McClarty.  Vice  President  of 
development  and  alumni  rela- 
tions. Miller  Hall  was  vacated 
after  the  completion  of  tfie 
new  J.  Mabel  Wood  Hall 
music  building  in  1981. 

To  renovate  the  building, 
alumni  from  Southern  Junior 
College,  as  the  college  was 
named  from  1918  to  1944. 
recently  began  a  fund-raising 
campaign  to  redo  the  two- 
stoPp'  building  into  a  long- 
needed  theology  center.  The 
building,  originally  built  in  the 
50's.  will  be  dedicated  exclu- 
sively to  the  nurture  of  spirit- 
ual growth  and  understand- 
ing. There  are  currently  about 
100  religion  and  theology 
majors  enrolled  at  Southern 
college. 


In  honor  of  the  alumni  from 
Southern  Junior  College,  the 
newly  renovated  building  will 
be  named  So-Ju-Conian  Hall, 
and  those  who  donate  S5.00  or 
more  to  the  project  will  have 
their  names  engraved  upon  a 
plaque.  The  renovation  is 
expected  to  cost  around 
S150.000. 

Miller  Hall  is  a  natural  for 
religious  instruction  since  its 
music  studios  will  become 
teacher's  offices,  the  recital 
hall  will  become  the  chapel, 
the  music  practice  rooms  wi.. 
become  preaching  practice 
rooms,  and  the  music  library 
will  contain  a  religion  collec- 
tion and  So-Ju-Conian 
memorabilia. 


The  building  is  expected  to 
be  ready  for  use,  complete 
with  new  landscaping,  by  the 
fall  semester  of  the  1984-85 
school  year. 


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Series  Features  Joni 


BLESSINGS  OUT  OF 
BROKENNESS.  a  four-part 
film  series  featuring  Joni 
Eareckson  Tada  will  be  pre- 
sented on  four  seperate  occa- 
sions beginning  Tuesday, 
February  21,  in  the  P.E. 
Center  for  Chapel  at  11:05 
a.m..  then  again  at  7:00  p.m. 
for  Mid-week  Service,  Wed- 
nesday. February  22.  continu- 
ing it's  third  part  at  1 1 :05  a.m. 
in  Chapel  Thursday,  February 
23,  in  the  P.E.  Center,  finally 
concluding  Friday  night,  Feb- 
ruary 24,  for  Vespers  at  8:00 


p.m.  The  series  is  open  to  the 
public,  and  there  is  no 
admission  charge. 

Joni  Eareckson  Tada  is  well- 
known  to  the  public  as  a  best- 
selling  author,  a  recording 
artist,  an  accomplished  illus- 
trator, as  well  as  an  actress. 

At  the  age  of  seventeen,  Joni 
was  the  victim  of  a  tragic 
diving  accident  which  left  her 
paralyzed  from  the  neck  down. 

Her  struggles  with  quadriple- 
gia  and  depression  were 
chronicled  in  the  book,  JONI, 


The  Rees  Series 
Is  Coming.  . 


Watch  For  It. 


which  sold  over  four  million 
copies.  A  major  motion 
picture  of  the  same  name 
starred  Joni  playing  her  own 
life.  The  film,  as  well  as 
Joni's  natural  acting  skills, 
were  highly  praised  by 
audiences  and  critics  alike. 


And.  to  a  much  greater  extent, 
they  are  brought  into  sharper 
focus  in  the  film  series 
BLESSINGS  OUT  OF 
BROKENNESS. 


Joni's  experiences  have 
given  her  an  opportunity  to 
reevaluate  her  faith,  and  her 
priorities  in  life.  Some  of 
these  thoughts  were  revealed 
in  her  second  best-selling 
book.   A   STEP   FURTHER. 

This  film  series  "offers  hope 
and  comfort  to  those  who  have 
personally  experienced  hurts 
--  broken  homes,  broken 
hearts,  broken  bodies,  and 
broken  relationships." 

In  the  four  films.  Joni 
discusses  these  topics:  Why 
the  Brokeness?;  Where  are 
the  Blessings?:  Mending 
Thmgs;     and.     Healing     and 


Heaven.  Included  are  glimp- 
ses of  Joni's  personal  life  and 
her  work  with  other  handi- 
capped individuals.  The; 
films  demonstrate  how  each  of 
us  can  play  a  special  healing 
role  in  the  lives  of  those 
around  us  who  are  experienc- 
ing brokenness. 


Also  Terry  WUks  will  be  at 
afterglow  after  the  r 
Friday  night.  He  will 
ment  on  the  film  and  ar 
questions  concerning  his 
two  years. 


Symphony  Sponsors  Flea  Market 


The  Symphony  Guild  of 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  will  sponsor  a 
giant  flea  market  on  Sunday, 
March  18,  from  10  a.m.  to  4 
p.m.  in  the  two  parking  lots 
near  J.  Mabel  Wood  Hall. 
in  preparation  for  this  event, 
the  Symphony  Guild  is  now 
renting  booth  space  to  individ- 
uals and  businesses.  There 
are  86  spaces  available  for 
rent  at  $5  each  or  S8  for  two. 


Anything  except  food  and 
drink  items  may  be  sold  from 
either  tables  or  automobiles. 
Crafts,  knic-knacs.  and  other 
miscellaneous  items  welcome. 
The  deadline  to  reserve  a 
space  is  March  9.  In  case  of 
rain,  the  flea  market  will  be 
relocated  to  the  Collegedale 
Academy  gymnasium. 

The  Symphony  Guild  was 
organized  in  the  spring  of  1982 
to  assist  in  raising  funds  for 


scholarships  to  be  awarded  to 
eligible  Southern  College 
orchestra  members  and  pros- 
pective members.  The  40- 
member  guild  also  helps  the 
orchestra  organize  plans  and 
raise  funds  for  special  tours 
abroad.  Money  from  the 
flea  market  space  rental  will 
go  towards  the  Symphony 
Guild  Fund  for  1984. 

For  more  information  or  to 
reserve  a  space,  call  396-2124 

396-2995. 


February  16.  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Job  Openings  For  Graduates 


Washington  D.C.,  January 
27.  1984  ■-  The  annual  Chang- 
ing Times  survey  of  jobs  for 
new  graduates  found  some 
bright  spots  for  job  seekers 
amid  what  is  generally  charac- 
terized as  a  flat  recruiting 
year.  The  survey,  which  is 
unique  in  that  it  seeks  respon- 
ses only  from  employers  in- 
tending to  hire  graduates  this 
spring,  uncovered  more  than 
100  companies  and  govern- 
ment agencies  with  definite 
job  openings. 

The  employers  with  firm 
plans  to  hire  graduating 
seniors  this  year  are  listed  in  a 
special  supplement,  "101 
Companies  with  Jobs  for  New 
College  Grads."  in  the  Feb- 
ruary 1984  issue  scheduled  to 
be  on  newsstands  January  3 1 . 
Changing  Times  is  published 


by    Kiplinger    Washington 
Editors,  Inc. 

While  many  firms  said  their 
campus  recruiting  has  been 
curtailed  as  a  continuing 
result  of  the  recession,  many 
others  offered  encourage- 
ment, especially  to  students 
with  specialized  skills.  About 
40  per  cent  of  the  companies 
surveyed  reported  that  they 
are  having  difficulty  finding 
qualified  candidates  for  cer- 
tain kinds  of  jobs.  Those  job 
openings  are  mostly  in  techni- 
cal fields,  such  as  engineer- 
ing, physics,  dairy  science  and 
manufacturing.  But  some 
organizations  report  shortages 
of  applicants  for  such  diverse 
jobs  as  economists,  linguists, 
restaurant  managers,  intelli- 
gence officers,  physicians, 
and  nurses.  A  listing  of  these  . 


companies  is  part  of  the  issue. 

Overall,  about  40  per  cent  of 
the  companies  responding 
said  they  plan  to  hire  the  same 
number  of  grads  as  they  did 
last  year,  and  30  per  cent  say 
they  plan  to  hire  more  this 
year.  Only  18  per  cent  report 
they  will  hire  fewer. 

The  special  section  provides 
a  brief  description  of  each 
organization's  principal  pro- 
ducts and  services,  along  with 
an  address  where  applicants 
should  send  their  resumes.  In 
addition,  each  listing  specifies 
the  tj'pe  of  academic  back- 
ground wanted,  and  the  actual 
job  categories  to  be  filled. 
Many  employers  have  listed 
candidates  in  short  supply  so 
that  individuals  with  those 
skills  will  have  an  added 
apply- 


Besides  the  list,  this  year's 
job  section  provides  an  over- 
view of  the  current  job  market, 
and  includes  specific  sug- 
gestions about  writing  a  suc- 
cessful job  seeking  lettei 
preparing  for  an  i 
adjusting  to  the  demands  of  a 
first  job. 

The  graduates  most  in 
demand  are  those  with 
engineering  specialties,  from 
electrical  to  aerospace  and 
power  specialties. 

Behind  engineers  on  the 
demand  index  are  computer 
science  graduates,  wanted  by 
51  per  cent  of  the  listed 
companies;  accounting  grads, 
sought  by  48  per  cent,  and 
business-marketing- 
economics  grads,  wanted  by 
43  per  cent  of  the  companies. 

Further  down  the  scale  are 


graduates  in  mathematics 
(wanted  by  22  per  cent  of 
listed  companies),  physical 
sciences  {21  per  cent)  and 
liberal  arts  (17  per  cent).  And 
27  per  cent  of  the  companies 
reported  a  need  for  graduates 


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categories  -  agribusiness; 
animal  science:  home  econ- 
omics with  emphasis  on  text- 
iles; jounalism  and  communi- 
cations; industrial  and  manu- 
facturing technology;  logistics 
and  procurement;  nuclear 
medicine  technology:  nursing 
and   health   care   administra- 


contact:  True  L.  Moseley, 
Donley  Communications 
Corporation,  (212)  751-6126. 


News  In  Brief 


Soviet  President  Yuri 
Andropov  died  Thursday  Feb. 
9,  at  the  age  of  69.  The  cause 
of  death  has  not  reached  the 
west  yet  although  there  is  a  lot 
of  speculation  that  it  may  have 
been  from  a  kidney  transplant. 

His  burial  took  place  Feb.  14. 
with  Vice  President  George 
Bush  in  attendance  to  repre- 
sent the  U.S.  Government. 
Konstantin  U.  Chernenko  has 
become  the  new  Soviet  leader. 

He  is  72  years  old  and  the 
oldest  man  to  ever  take  over 
the  Soviet  leadership. 

There  were  900  Americans 
that  decided  it  was  time  to 
leave  war  torn  Beirut  as  they 
were  taken  to  Cyprus  and 
Greece.  There  is  still  a  large 
number  of  Americans  that 
chose  to  stay  due  to  business 
and  other  i 


The  White  House  has 
notified  Congress  that  it  in- 
tends to  supply  Jordan  with 
1600  anti-aircraft  missies. 
This  is  the  latest  plan  to  ease 
tensions  in  Lebanon.  King 
Hussein  of  Jordan  feels  the 
missies  will  help  beef  up 
Jordan's  defense  capabilities. 


The  Olympics  are  now  in  full 
swing.  The  U.S.  Hockey  team 
has  been  a  major  dissappoint- 
ment  while  our  skiers  and 
figure  skaters  are  whipping  up 
support  for  the  U.S.  with  a 
gold  and  silver  in  the  women's 
giant  slalom  and  a  silver  in 
figure  skating  as  of  Tuesday 
evening. 


The  Democratic  presidential 
candidate  hopefuls  are  begin- 
ning to  throw  mud  at  Walter 
Mondale,  the  leading  Demo- 
cratic contenaer,  saying  tnai 
"He  is  a  symbol  of  the  failed 
leadership  of  Jimmy  Carter." 
He  has  been  accused  of  being 
a  servant  to  special  interest 
groups     as     well     as     overly 

everybody  everything,"  said 
one  Democratic  hopeful. 

The  tenth  flight  of  the  space 
shuttle  came  to  an  end  Satur- 
day morning  at  7:16  a.m.  as 
Challenger  came  down  for  a 
pin  point  landing  at  the 
Kennedy  Spaceport.  The 
flight  contained  a  number  of 
firsts  including  first  man  to 
walk  untethered  in  space  and 
the  first  time  a  spacecraft  has 
taken  off  and  landed  at  the 
same  place. 


The  guided  missle  destroyer 
USS  Claude  V.  Ricketts  fired 
its  five-inch  guns  on  Syrian 
positions  Tuesday  and  the 
Moslems  are  taking  steps 
towards  taking  the  hills  over- 
looking the  U.S.  Marine  held 
airport. 


The  Soviet  Union  launched  a 
rocket  carrying  three  cosmon- 
aughts  to  dock  with  the  orbit- 
ing salyut  7  space  station  last 
Wednesday.  That  meant 
there  were  more  people  in 
space  at  that  time  then  ever 
before.  Five  Americans,  three 
Russians. 


Lucus  Replaces  Costerisan 


In  light  of  the  upcoming 
tirement  of  Frances 
Costerisan.  Charles  Ray  Lucas 
has  accepted  the  position  of 
plant  engineer  at  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day 
Adventists.  Mr.  Costerisan, 
who  has  given  22  years  of 
service  to  the  college,  plans  to 


retire  when  the  new  humani- 
ties building  is  completed. 

Mr.  Lucas  worked  at  Florida 
Hospital  for  20  years  before 
joining  the  staff  of  Southern 
College.  He  was  the  director 
of  engineering  there  for  the 


last  eight  years  of  his  service 
to  the  hospital. 

Mr.  Lucas  and  his  wife 
Marilyn  have  two  children: 
Bonnie,  who  graduated  from 
Southern  College  two  years 
ago  with  a  B.S.  in  nursing, 
and  David,  who  is  a  freshman 
at  Collegedale  Academy. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  16.  1984 


Time  Out 


In  a  game  rescheduled  for 
Monday  due  to  the  SA's 
heart-throbbing  extravaganza, 
Jerry  Russell's  team,  behind 
the  hot  shooting  of  Scott 
Yankelevitz  defeated  Don 
Duffs  team  79-65. 

Russell  jumped  out  to  an 
early  lead  as  Yankelevitz 
scored  10  of  the  team's  12 
points.  "Yankelevitz  hit 
everything  he  put  up,"  Coach 
Steve  Jaecks  said.  "I'm  tellin" 
ya,  Scott  could  not  miss." 

Yankelevitz  wound  up  with 
28  points,  19  in  the  first  half  as 
Russell  won  its  second  game 

Russell  also  got  a  fine  effort 


from  Rus  Christenson  who 
"played  an  excellent  game  in 
the  middle,  especially  when 
Duff  tried  a  comeback  in  the 
second  half,"  Russell  said. 
Russell  improves  their  record 
to  4-2  while  Duff,  losing  their 
second  straight,  dropped  to 
2-4. 

A  note  of  interest.  Russells 
team  has  planned  a  "sur- 
prise" during  their  next  game 
on  Tuesday.  February  21. 
What  kind  of  surprise?  Well, 
a  source,  giving  information 
on  the  agreement  that  he  be 
kept  anonymous  stated. 
"Faculty  are  not  welcome  to 
the  game." 


The  AA  season  ends  tonight  and  three  of  Peyton's  player's 

with    Victor    (Colt)    Peyton's  fouled  out.      Peyton   is   now 

team    going    against     David  currently  nursing  a  two-game 

Green's  team.   Peyton  will  try  winning  streak  and  Green  is 

to  avenge  an  earlier  loss  in  coming    off    a    victory    over 

which  two  of  Peyton's  players  Gentry  Saturday  night, 

were  not  present  for  the  game.  These  are  the  AA  stats  as  of 

That  game  went  into  overtime  2-14-84. 


Standings 

Mountain 
O'Brien 

Peyton 
Gentry 


Ken  Warren 
John  O'Brien 
Bruce  Gibbon 
Jeff  Richards 
Mike  Gentry 
Colt  Peyton 


Leading  Field  Goal  Shooters 


Bruce  Gibbon 
Dean  Maddock 
Jeff  Richards 
John  O'Brien 
Ken  Warren 


AVER. 

31.3 

21.3 


Leading  Rebounders 


Ken  Warren 
John  O'Brien 
Jeff  Richards 
Bruce  Gibbon 
Chuck  Slater 


Green 
O'Brien 

Peyton 
Gentry 
Mountain 


Kerbs 

Estrada 

Russell 

Hobbs 

Van  Scyoc 

Duff 

Selby 

Robinson 

Waller 


AVER. 

75.3 

73.3 

66.6 

64.2 

63.1 


Nail 

Hawley 

Runnells 

Flood 
Hinkle 


Women's  Leagui 


•Notes  from  the  gym: 


Leading  Free  Throw  Shooters 


a 


Steve  Flynn 
Mike  Gentry 
Bruce  Gibbon 
Matt  Nafie 
Tony  McFadden 


Laurencell 

Davis 

McKee 

*Out  of  Leagu 


•Plans  for  Rees  Series  are  now 
in  the  works.  Look  for  preview 
in  next  Thursday's  Time-out. 


♦Raquetball  Players; 
meet  your  deadlines. 


•Last  day  for  signing  up  ^°^ 
Floor  Hockey  is  Feb.  21. 


February  16. 1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


• 


This  article  is  reprinted 
from  the  October  22,  1981 
Southern  Accent. 

Have  you  ever  thought  how 
many  times  a  computer  has 
made  your  life  simpler?  For 
instance,  your  student  ID  card 
saves  a  lot  of  time  fumbUng 
around  with  money-.  The  ID 
card  can  also  help  you  psycho- 
logically. Say  you  are  walking 
from  the  cafe  to  your  eight 
o'clock  class  and  your  hair  is  a 
mess.  Pull  out  your  ID  card 
and  take  comfort  in  the  fact 
that  your  hair  could  never  look 
as      id   as    it    does    in    that 


Computers  also  make  life  in 
the  classroom  easier.  Instead 
of  giving  the  ole  "take  out  a 
sheet  of  paper"  quiz,  the 
teacher  hands  out  computer 
sheets  for  you  to  use.  It's  not 
all  that  much  easier  for  the 
student,  but  it  saves  the 
teacher  a  lot  of  grading  time 
which  he  uses  to  think  up 
more  work.  The  fun  thing 
about  these  sheets  is  filling  in 
your  name.  First,  you  spell 
out  your  name  in  the  blocks 
provided,  then  blacken  the 
corresponding  letter  be- 
neath. Now  connect  these 
dots  by  drawing  a  line  through 


each  one,  from  the  first  letter 
to  the  last.  It  usually  takes 
form  of  an  animal  or  promi- 
nent faculty  member.  They 
call  this  computer  science. 

When  you  get  out  of  your 
eight  o'clock  class,  if  it's 
Tuesday  or  Thursday,  you  join 
in  the  exodus  to  the  church  for 
chapel.  On  the  way  in.  some- 
one, usually  a  computer  dis- 
guised as  a  student,  hands  you 
a  computer  attendance  card. 
They  are  pretty  simple  to  fill 
out.  At  first  I  had  trouble 
remembering  my  ID  number. 


for 
:  it  equals  the  number  of 


hours  I  have  to  stand  in  line  at 
the  CK. 

After  chapels  I  come  back  to 
my  room  and  study.  Once  I 
had  a  thought,  "Wouldn't  it 
be  neat  if  I  could  study  by 
plugging  my  brain  into  a 
computer,  then  lay  down  and 
get  some  sleep."  But  some 
people  have  already  beaten 
me  to  this  idea.  Have  you  ever 
seen  people  sleeping  in  class 
with  their  heads  down  on  top 
of  their  books?  The  same 
principle  applies. 

Last  week  I  went  down  to 
Taco  Bell.      My  credit  must 


have  been  bad,  because  they 
wouldn't  accept  my  student  ID 
card.  I  had  to  use  {excuse  the 
expression)  "cash."  (One  of 
those  four-letter  words  around 
SMC.) 

As  I  finish  writing  this 
article.  I'm  about  to  climb  into 
bed.  but  first  I  say  my  prayers 
and  program  the  computer  to 
tuck  me  in.  And  some  people 
think  this  school  is  getting  too 
computerized. 


Classifieds 


Donuts  "  Donuts  —  Donuts 
The  Southern  College 
Band  will  be  selling  Krispy 
Kreme  Donuts  in  the  dorm- 
liitories  as  a  fund  raising 
project  for  their  Caribbean 
Orders  will  be  taken 
teach  week  on  Monday 
nights  at  both  Thatcher  and 
Talge  front  desks.  Deliver- 
ies will  be  made  on  Thurs- 
day nights  from  7:30  to  9:30 
p.m.  (If  order  is  not  picked 
up  by  9:00  p.m.  it  will  be 
sold  1st  come  1st  served.) 
The  cost  is  $2.00  for  a 
dozen  glazed  and  you  don't 
have  to  pay  until  you  pick 
up  the  order.  Support  the 
S.C.  Band. 

P-S.  East  Brainard  Krispy 
Kreme  uses  ALL  VEGE- 
TABLE SHORTNINGH! 

Anyone  interested  and 
competent  to  sell  advertising 
for  "My  Fair  Lady"  contact 
Orlo  Gilbert. 


This  Saturday  night, 
February  18  the  Nursing 
C'"b  is  providing 

transportation  to  the  Romeo 
ond  Juliet  play  staged  by  the 
UTC  drama  club.  Vans  will 
be  in  front  of  Wright  Hall  at 
7  p.m.  Tickets  cost  $4  per 
person.  Come  and  make  this 
Valentine  a  unique 
experience. 

Mike, 

Wishirtg  you  a  happy  and 
'Son"-shihey  dayl 

Turquoise 


Walt 


Dedicated 

Whitman; 

'  'We're    just    sittin'     here 

watchin'    the    wheels    go 

'round   and    'round. .     We 

really   love   to  watch   them 

roll." 

Your  MH  Gconies 


LADIES  OF  ALL  AGES  ARE 
INVITED  to  a  special 
program  entitled,  "Your 
Winning  Image,  Dressing 
the  Mind  and  Body."  This 
4-hour  action  packed, 
results-oriented  seminar  will 
be  conducted  by  Gail  and 
Nick  Serba  of  Atlanta's 
"Today's  Woman."  The 
agenda  will  include  develop- 
ing positive  attitudes,  set- 
ting goals,  creating  self- 
confidence,  managing  time, 
reducing  stress,  and  build- 
ing a  winning  image  through 
a  sucessful  wardrobe  (crea- 
ting 63  outfits  with  18  gar- 
ments). Your  deaconesses 
are  sponsoring  this  program, 
covering  the  total  cost,  thus 
making  it  free  for  you.  Plan 
now  to  come  learn  and  enjoy 
this  evening  in  personal 
growth  on  Tuesday, 
February  21,  at  6:30  p.m. 
sharp  in  Ackerman 
Auditorium,  J.  Mabel  Wood 
Hall  {music  building). 


To  Bill  &  Iron, 

"Cat  In  My  Bed,"  AAI'm 
sorry,"  The  Electric  King- 
dom, and  BKT.  We  will 
rule  -  next  year. 

Gem 


J.S.  &S.D.: 

Funny  how  just  one  white 
balloon  can  cause  the 
trouble  of  99  red  balloons. 
Just  let  it  go  "  and  as  for 
me,  next  time  I'll  know. 

Ski 

Snowflake, 

What's    new?        Your 
identity  tome  will  be.  Who 

Your  Secret  Brother 


This  Saturday  night,  Feb. 
18,  at  8:00  in  Ackerman 
Auditorium  (Music  Bldg.). 
Jim  Huenergardt  and 
Steven  Fitzgerald  invite 
you  to  the  premiere  show- 
ing of  their  "Magic  on 
Tour. ' '  Sleight-of-hand, 
levitation,  illusions,  and 
audience  participation, 
plus  a  super-surprise 
finale.    Don't  miss  iti 

Mike  Palsgrove: 

I  hope  you  have  a  super 
weekend!  Best  of  luck  on 
your  campaign.  Keep  smil- 
ing  because   I'm   watching 


Ryan  Lounsberry, 

Hey.  boy!   You  look  mighty 
cute  in  them  jeans! 


Bryan  Lopes, 

Hairline  creations  is  looking 
for  a  model.    Are  you  free? 


Mike. 

Don't  go  changing...  We 
love  you  just  the  way  you 


Dear  SA  buddies, 

AIA  is  on  the  wayl    Ready 
for  California?! 

A  Swanger 


Many  thanks  to  all  the 
reporters  and  columnists 
who  did  turn  in  assignments 
this  week.  It's  greatly 
appreciated. 

The  Editors 


Skiing  isn't  just  fun, 
glamour  and 
excitement. 

i^'s  health,  fitness 
and  happiness  too. 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  16.  1984 


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Speak -^Vp^^ 


Kim  Deardorff 
Computer  Science 

"People's  happy  moods. ' 


Wendy  Mathiesen 
Physical  Therapy 

■■It's  the  only  'holiday'  that 
has  no  purpose  except  to 
show  people  how  much  you 
care  about  them.  " 


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SouthernmlAccent 


Volume  39.  Number  19 


Southern  College.  CcUegedale.  Tennessee 


February  23.  1984 


Lajor 
Waterline 


by  George 


Lobby  Hours  Discussed 
In  Senate 


Monday,  February  20,  the 
Student  Association  Senate 
held  its  fourth  meeting  for  the 
second     semester.  The 

meeting  was  called  to  order  by 
S.A.  Vice  President  J.T.  Shim, 
followed  by  Senator  Leah 
Louderbeck's  devotional 
thought. 

Some  of  the  important  topics 
discussed  were  "Lobby 
Hours"  for  the  main  lobby  of 
Thatcher  Hall  and  "Senators 
Visiting  Constituency's". 


Major  reasons  given  as  to 
why  the  lobby  isn't  opened 
longer  for  the  main  dorm 
were:  1)  The  lobby  is  not  big 
enough  to  accomodate  a  large 
crowd.  2)  Desk  workers  can't 
hear  or  handle  telephone  tran- 
sactions. 3)  Too  much  public 
display  of  affection. 
Millie  Runyan,  Head  Dean  of 


Thatcher  said,  "If  the  male 
visitors  would  come  and  stay 
for  just  a  few  minutes,  and 
then  leave  it  would  be  great." 
Results  from  a  survey  con- 
ducted by  Senator  Denise 
Read,  stated  that  99  per  cent 
of  the  women  would  like  the 
lobby  open  longer,  half  of  that 
per  cent  would  like  the  lobby 
open  at  least  until  9  p.m.,  and 
ethers  would  like  the  lobby 
open  until  10:30  to  be  equal  to 
the  men's  lobby. 

A  suggestion  given  on 
keeping  the  lobby  opened 
longer  was  roping  off  a  section 
of  the  lobby.  Dean  Runyan 
promised  to  take  this  sugges- 
tion to  her  residence  staff  and 
will  report  back  to  the  next 
senate  meeting,  scheduled  for 
March  12th. 

Bryan  Davis,  residence  of 


Talge  Hall,  spoke  of  the 
importance  of  Senators 
visiting  their  constituencys,  to 
inform  them  of  who  they  are, 
and  to  keep  them  up-to-date 
on  matters  that  concern  them. 
Suggestions  were  presented  to 
senators  on  how  they  can 
improve  their  acquaintence 
with  dorm  residences. 
Senator  Cedrick  Williams 
stated.  "With  the  student's 
speaking  up  wanting  to  get  to 
know  their  senators,  maybe 
the  deans  would  allow  them  to 
have  a  worship  period."  It 
was  motioned  that  the  matter 
he  discussed  with  the  resi- 
dence deans  in  order  for  the 
senators  to  be  able  to  have  a 
three-point  worship  or  hall 
worship  at  least  twice  a 
semester,  four  times  a  year  to 
get  feedback  and  ideas  from 
their  constituency's. 


line 


A  broken 
Summit  caused  some  concern 
in  the  CcUegedale  area  last 

from  the  pipes  became  mixed 
with  the  city  water  supply. 

Don  Stafford,  assistant  to  the 
manager  at  Eastside  Utility, 
said  the  pipe  broke  at  about 
2:45  a.m.  on  Friday  morning, 
February  17.  When  workmen 
attempted  to  repair  the  line, 
sediment  which  had  collected 
in  the  pipe  was  stirred  up  and 
flushed  through  water  sys- 
tems   in    an    area    including 


SA  Swims 


The  Student  Association  of 
Southern  College  is  sponsor- 
ing a  Pool  Party  on  February 


The  festivities  will  begin  at 
7:00  p.m.  and  last  until  10:00 
P-m.  at  the  pool  in  the  P.E. 
Center. 

According     to     Peggy 


Bursts 


Collegedale.  Apison.  and 
Ooltewah.  causing  discolora- 
tion in  the  water. 

There  was  concern  at  first 
that  the  discoloration  was  due 
to  a  sewage  leak,  but  testing 
quickly  confirmed  that  the 
water  was  safe  for  human 
consumption.  The  pipe  was 
repaired  later  in  the  day.  and 
the  water  company  advised 
area  residents  to  leave  faucets 
turned  on  until  the  line 
flushed  itself  out  and  the 
water  cleared. 


Brandenburg,  VP  for  Social 
Activities,  it  will  be  a  great 
way  to  get  ready  for  Spring 
Break. 

There  will  be  swimming, 
volleyball,  food,  and  a  movie 
entitled.  "Gidgef.  The 
movie  is  a  story  of  California 
surfers  and  stars  Sandra  Dee 
and  James  Dean. 


Teaching  Learning  Center 
Moves  Into   Rec  Room 


The  Teaching  Learning 
Center  has  moved  from  the 
Cube  Room  of  the  Student 
Center  to  the  Game  Room  in 
order  to  give  them  more  room 
for  their  equipment  and 
necessary  small  groups  of 
students. 

According  to  Mrs.  Carol 
Haynes,  Director  of  the  Cen- 
ter, the  Cube  Room  is  much 
too  small  for  the  purposes  of 
the  TLC  and  the  Game  Room 


and 


the 


>sphe 


needed  in  the  TLC.  Tht 
and  study  groups  can  spread 
out  and  not  get  in  each  other's 
way,  as  well  as  keeping  the 
noise  level  to  a  minimum. 

Last  semester,  the  TLC 
served  over  one  fourth  of  the 
student  body,  literally  causing 
the  Cube  Room  to  be  too  full  at 
times.  Now  that  the  Center  is 
in  the  Game  Room,  they  not 
only  have  a  larger  room  to 
begin  with,  they  also  have  a 
separate  room  for  Mrs. 
Haynes'    office,    a    separate 


room  for  the  computers,  and  a 
hallway  reserved  for  the  VCR 
that  should  be  here  sometime 
after  Spring  Break.  The  TLC 
also  has  access  to  the  two 
study  rooms  down  the  hall  if 
the  need  should  arise  for  more 
space. 

Within  the  Game  Room,  now 
the  TLC,  there  is  a  partition 
for  privacy  and  for  the  instruc- 
tion of  larger  groups  of  stu- 
dents, such  as  the  one  Elder 
K.R.  Davis  teaches  in  math. 

Mrs.  Haynes  does  not  see  a 
need  for  more  expansion  in 
the  future,  but  is  not  sure  of 
the  needs  of  students  several 
years  later.  She  is  currently 
operating  the  Center  on  grant 
monies  and  even  though  this 
money  is  cut  back  every  year, 
plans  to  continue  running  the 
TLC  the  same  way. 

Mrs.  Haynes  expects  to  have 
four  computers  by  next  year, 
as  well  as  the  VCR  and  other 
equipment  she  now  has  avail- 
able to  the  students.     So  far 


this  semester,  the  TLC  has 
been  serving  25-75  students 
per  day,  as  well  as  having 
such  study  helps  available  as 
GRE  and  GMAT  books. 

She  also  has  made  available 
the  1983-1984  Nursing  Tapes 
for  nursing  students.  This  is 
in  addition  to  the  Nursing  Lab 
already  in  operation  at  the 
Library.  The  TLC  has  one 
difference,  though.  The  stu- 
dents are  allowed  to  check  out 
the  tapes. 

Mrs.  Haynes  feels  that  the 
new  location  for  the  TLC  will 
enable  it  to  better  serve  the 
students,  which  is  why  it  was 
begun  in  the  first  place. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  23, 1984 


Editorial 


^ 


Sprins  Break  is  almost  here,  and  that  means  that  ^If  f  *« 
semeste"  s  gone.  Midterms  will  be  over  and  there  w.ll  only 
be  ntalmorf  weeks  left  of  school  'til  graduation  For  some,  .1 
fs  theiJLt  nine  weeks  ever.  For  others,  it  only  marks  the 
■eVdir; :r.'heir  f,rst  year  in  college.  /°- -J^f 3' I  ^fo 
merely  that  one  more  year  is  over  and  that  there  is  still  one  or 
two  more  years  left,  at  least. 

What  have  you  done  to  make  this  year  in  college  special^ 
How  about  this  semester?  Anything?  Or  have  you  simp  y 
Ced  along,  not  really  realising  that  precious  time  has 
slipped  through  your  fingertips?  You  can  "-"  «"  ".'.tf'ift 
reUve  those  moments  again.  You  must  make  the  best  of  life 

^l^lTo'et?*:  little  things  in  life.  Tlie  sunshine  the 
friends,  the  smiles  passed  along  the  way,  the  laughter,  the 
carefree  feeling  after  a  major  test.  All  these  th'nSS  are 
merely  seconds  in  terms  of  time,  but  are  mountains  ,n  your 
memories.  Taking  things  for  8'V""h  ."rf^„  eTrtS 
characteristic.  But,  humans  are  not  confined  to  life  on  earth 
without  happiness.  Christ  gave  us  many  pleasures  to  enjoy 
while  we're  here.  Take  sometime  to  enjoy  them,  ieize  tnose 
precious  moments  and  lock  them  into  your  memory.  Later, 
you'll  be  glad  you  did. 


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Harry  Mayden 
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Donna M ounce 
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Joe  Denny 
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Mary  Gilbert 
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GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


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February  23, 1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Reflection  Writing 


I 


We  are  lucky  here  at  SC  to 
have  the  opportunity  to  parti- 
cipate in  such  an  efficient 
intramural  system.  The 
basketball  season  is  over  and 
as  we  look  forward  to  floor 
hockey  and  soccer,  I  suggest 
we  stand  back  and  take  a  long, 
hard  look  at  ourselves. 

This  basketball  season  I  had 
the  rare  priviledge  of  being  a 
referee.  I  say  rare  privilege 
because  rarely  was  it  a  privi- 
ledge. 

The  worst  thing  about 
officiating  basketball  is  deal- 
ing with  basketball  players. 
The  beginning  of  the  season 
ran  smoothly.  I  was  really 
enjoying  myself  out  there. 
But  somewhere  along  the  way 
something  changed.  I  guess 
as  the  season  wound  down, 
losses  loomed  larger  and  the 
players  were  more  tense. 

I  can  recall  a  recent  game  in 
which    a    certain    team    was 
winning   by   a   big   margin. 
Near  the  end  of  the  game  a 
player  from   the   other  team 


drove  for  the  basket.  As  he 
went  up  for  his  shot  I  heard  a 
slap.  I  immediately  blew  my 
whistle  and  pointed  at  number 
5. 

After  reporting  the  foul  to  the 
scorers  table,  I  turned  around 
only  to  be  met  by  the  offender. 

He  stood  there  with  his  jaw 
hitting  his  kneecaps,  his 
hands  were  in  the  air,  and  he 
kept  repeating,  '  'I  didn't 
touch  him.  I  didn't  touch 
him."  I  looked  at  him  and 
said  sarcastically  "of  course 
not"  and  walked  on  by. 

Now  to  be  honest,  I  wasn't 
actually  sure  it  was  number  5, 
but  he  was  right  there  in  the 
middle  of  it  so  I  called  a  foul 
on  him.  I  had  to  call  it  on 
someone.  I  had  heard  the 
slap.        1     had    to     accuse 


;  up  to 


If  number  5  had 
me  and  said  ni 
something  like  that  I  probably 
would  have  been  more  careful 
the  next  time.  But.  by  his 
reaction  he  was  disputing  my 


Nina  Webb  Involved 

In  Car  Accident 


In  order  to  dispell  ] 
Southern  Accent  learned  the 
facts  concerning  the  auto- 
mobile accident  of  Nina 
Webb. 

At  approximately  4:30  p.m., 
February  14,  Nina  Webb  was 
involved  in  a  car  accident. 
While  returning  from  town 
Nina  lost  control  of  her  car, 
over  corrected,  slid  into  the 
west  bound  lane  and  hit  an 
on-coming  car,  about  100 
yards  before  Stratford  Place. 

The  driver  of  the  other  car, 
Brian  Hobbs,  realized  Nina 
had  lost  control  of  her  car  and 
locked  up  his  car  hoping  to 
lessen  the  impact.  Hobbs  has 
no  injuries  other  than  a  cut  lip. 

Nina  on  the  other  hand,  was 
trapped  under  the  dashboard 
of  her  car  making  it  difficult 
for  the  Medics  to  get  Nina  out 
of  the  car.  After  one  and  one 
half  hours  Medics  sawed  off 
the  top  of  her  car  to  pull  Nina 
out.  Nina  was  in  no  immed- 
iate   danger    and    her  vital 


signs  were  normal. 

At  approximately  5:50  Nina 
was  put  into  the  ambulance 
and  taken  to  Erlanger  Hospital 
Upon  arrival  Nina  was  stable. 
There  were  no  broken  bones, 
lacerations,  or  any  internal 
bleeding,  but  Nina  did  obtain 
a  bruise  on  her  right  shoulder 
and  a  severe  concussion. 
The  first  cat  scan  revealed  no 
bleeding  between  the  brain 
and  the  skull,  but  the  second 
scan  revealed  a  spot  in  the 
Thalmus.  Whether  this  spot  is 
an  anneurism  or  blood  has  not 
yet  been  decided. 

Nina  has  remained  uncon- 
scious throughout  the  ordeai> 
However,  Monday  the  20th 
she  opened  her  ey^s 
to  watch  television.  While  she 
still  can't  talk,  and  is  con- 
fused, Nina  is  progressing. 

The  family  of  Nina  would 
like  to  thank  everyone  for  their 
prayers,    and 

that  continued  prayers 
still  appreciated. 


call,  so  subconsciously  it  is 
easier  for  me  to  call  a  foul  on 
number  5  nextiime. 

This    can    be    applied    to 
real-life    situations,    too. 
Suppose  I  came  into  my  room 
one  afternoon  and  discovered 
that  I  was  missing  five  dollars. 

Now,  I  knew  my  roommate 
has  been  a  little  short  on  cash 
lately  and  had  asked  for 
several  loans,  so  naturally  I 
assumed  it  is  he  who  took  my 
five  dollars. 

Several  hours  later  when  my 
roommate  came  back  into  the 
room,  I  immediately  interro- 
gated him  about  my  $5.  After 
accusing  him  and  calling  him  a 
few  names,  he  said,  "Jer.  I 
know  it  looks  like  I'm  the 
guilty  one,  but  could  we 
discuss  this  later,  after  you've 
calmed  down  a  bit?" 

Usually  I'd  just  melt  on  the 
spot  and  apologize  for  accus- 
ing him.  Chances  are  I  loaned 
that  money  to  him  and  just 
forgot  about  it.  So  you  see. 
many  times  it  is 


Skiing  isn't  just  fun, 
glamour  and 
excitement. 

Vs  health,  fitness 
and  happiness  too. 


a    situation    that    determines 
whether    it    gets    better    or 

In  a  recent  worship  talk  by 
Dean  Qualley  he  shared  with 
us  the  following  story  about 
Booker  T.  Washington. 

One  day  Booker  T.  was 
walking  past  this  big  mansion 
when  a  woman  called  out  from 
the  porch,  "Hey  boy,  I  need 
some  wood  cut."  Without 
response  or  hesitation  Mr. 
Washington  removed  his 
jacket  and  cut  several  pieces 
of  firewood.  After  carrying 
them  to  the  house  and  stack- 
ing them  neatly  by  the  fire- 
place, Booker  T.  went  on  his 
way.  After  a  while  a  servant 
in  the  mansion  gathered  up 
enough  courage  to  confront 
the  woman  and  tell  her  her 
mistake.  Almost  immediately 
the  woman  ran  down  to 
Tuskeegee  University,  which 
Booker  T.  Washington  had 
founded,  and  apologized.  Mr. 
Washington  said  "Madem,  no 
apology  is  necessary.    I  enjoy 


doing  favors  for  my  friends." 
Booker  T.  Washington  was  a 
man  who  refused  to  let  other's 
attitudes  toward  him  influence 
his  attitudes  toward  them.  Is 
this  Christlifce?   I  think  so. 

It  says  in  Colossians  3:12-14 
(NIV),  "Therefore,  as  God's 
chosen  people,  holy  and 
dearly  loved,  clothe  your- 
selves with  compassion,  kind- 
ness, humility,  gentleness  and 
patience.  Bear  with  each 
other  and  forgive  whatever 
grievances  you  may  have 
against  one  another.  Forgive 
as  the  Lord  forgave  you." 
This  passage  reminds  us  that 
we  are  not  always  loving. 
Hatred  exists  among  those 
•who  claim  they  are  God's 
people,  but  I  think  that  if  we 
do  have  hatred  in  our  hearts 
then  we  cannot  call  ourselves 
Christians. 

So  let's  remember  to  be 
aware  of  our  reactions  and  to 
spread  a  little  encouragement 
to  someone.  If  we  do,  maybe 
they  will  see  Jesus  --  in  us. 


Financial  Aid  Distributed 
On  Rolling  Basis 


Students  of  Southern  College 
who  will  be  applying  for 
financial  aid  for  the  1984-85 
school  year  should  do  so  as 
soon  as  possible,  according  to 
Finance  Office  worker  Diane 
Proffit.  "Any  students  who 
need  financial  aid  should  get 
their  completed  forms  in 
quickly,"  said  Mrs.  Proffit. 

She  went  on  to  explain  that 
the  financial  aid  was  distri- 
buted on  a  rolling  basis,  with 
the  aid  going  to  the  students 
in  the  order  that  they  applied 


until  the  fund  is  exhausted. 
Before  applying  for  financial 
aid.  students  need  to  go  to  the 
Admissions  Office  and  pick  up 
a  re-applicalion  form,  fill  it 
out.  and  submit  it,  since  no 
financial  aid  will  be  given  until 
the  student  has  been  read- 
mitted to  the  college.  The, 
financial  aid  packets  are 
available  in  the  Student 
Finances  Office,  and  Mrs. 
Proffit  said  that  any  questions 
concerning  the  form  should  be 
directed  there.  „_.  ■ 


4/SOirrHERN  ACCENT  February  23,  1984 


o 

Rees  Series  Honors 

Dr.  C.N. 


By  Marc  Carr 

The  traditional  "Rees  Ser- 
ies'* of  1984  will  tip-off  this 
Thursday  night.  February  23, 
at  7:00  p.m.  in  the  P.E. 
Center. 

In  looking  at  the  history  of 
the  Rees  Series,  the  tourna- 
ment was  begun  in  honor  of 
Dr.  C.N.  Rees.  President  of 
Southern  Missionary  College 
from  1958-1967. 

"From  what  1  understand," 
Coach  Steve  Jaecks,  Intramur- 
al Program  Director  explains, 
"Dr.  Rees  loved  basketball, 
and  after  he  retired,  the  school 
held  it  in  honor  of  him." 

In  the  past,  the  Rees  Series 
was  a  dorm  vs.  village  tour- 
nament, based  on  a  best 
two-out-of-three  series.  But  in 
the  weakness  of  the  village 
team,  they  were  having  to  add 
faculty  members  and  P.E. 
teachers  just  to  strengthen  the 


Rees 


team  to  make  it  competitive, 
which  has  led  the  Rees  Series 
to  what  it  is  today-class  vs. 

"I  think  it  being  a  class 
tournament  is  better  any- 
way." Coach  Jaecks  stated. 
"It  adds  class  spirit!"  There 
are  still  village  participants 
who  play  in  the  tournament 
such  as  for  the  freshmen  class: 
Tony  Mcfadden  and  Greg 
Dortch;  for  the  sophomores: 
Greg  Cain  and  Steve  Carison; 
the  juniors:  Dale  Tunnell;  and 
the  seniors:  Evan  Easley,  Jim 
Hakes,  Bob  Mountain,  and 
John  O'Brien. 

There  is  a  team  trophy 
awarded  to  the  victorious 
class,  then  a  trophy  is  present- 
ed to  the  Most  Valuable  Player 
of  the  tournament.  In  addition 
to  that,  five  trophies  are 
awarded    to    "all-tournament 


players."  The  people  who 
vote  for  the  M.V.P.  and  the 
all-tournament  players  are  the 
four  coaches  which  are  Mike 
Meriweather,  freshmen 
coach,  Everett  Schlisner, 
sophomore  coach.  Matt  Nafie, 
junior  coach,  and  Steve 
Jaecks,  senior  coach,  with  Ted 
Evans  to  break-up  any  Ue 
situations.  All  five  men 
comprise  their  votes  from  the 
statistic  sheet  which  Is  organ- 
ized by  Ken  Burnham. 


The  final  play-offs  of  the 
Rees  Series  will  be  performed 
in  the  P.E.  Center  beginning 
at  7:30  p.m.  this  Saturday 
night,  February  25. 


"I  encourage  students  to 
participate  in  this  year's  Rees 
Series,"  states  Coach  Jaecks. 
"This  will  be  the  first  year  we 
will  use  the  bleachers  to  give  it 
an    'arena    effect,'"     added 


s  goes  tor  two  points  In  "B"  Leagi 


"Blessings  Out  Of  Brokeness" 


"God's  grace  is  sufficient  for 
you  no  matter  what  (he  pro- 
blem." So  says  Joni  Eareck- 
son  Tada  in  the  film  series 
Blessings  out  of  Brokeness. 
The  four  part  film  series  is 
being  presented  here  at  S.C. 
this  week,  and  is  being  spon- 
sored by  Campus  Ministries. 
According  to  Tada,  her  story 
doesn't  begin  the  day  in  '67 
when  she  dove  into  the 
Chesapeake  Bay  and  broke 
her  neck.  She  says  that  it 
began  when  she  took  her 
attention  off  her  self  and 
focused  on  God .  Before 
realizing  that  God  is  not 
accountable  to  us,  Joni  asked 
"Why  me?"  She  also  points 
out  that  God  is  the  measure  of 
fairness  and  that  true  wisdom 


is  trusting  God. 

In  one  of  the  films  Tada 
remarked,  "He  doesn't  have 
to  explain  the  whys.  Jesus 
explained  enough  on  calvary. 
We  must  trust  Him  because  of 
what  He  has  done.  We  have 
to  learn  to  trust  and  obey." 
The  film  series  concludes  this 
Friday  evening.  The  fourth 
part  entitled  "Healing  and 
Heaven"  will  be  shown  at  8:00 
p.m.  in  the  church.  When 
asked  about  the  films  Deborah 
Doman,  a  Senior  Elm.  Ed. 
major,  had  this  to  say.  "The 
films  are  totally  inspirational. 
You  don't  need  to  be  a 
paraplegic  to  understand  or 
identify  with  the  message,  and 
it  reminds  us  that  God  is  there 
at  ALL  times." 


Poet  &  Fiction  Writer 
To  Speak  At  Work  Shop 


The  Southern  Writer's  Club 
will  be  holding  a  writing 
workshop  on  campus  on  Feb- 
ruary 29  starting  at  1:00  p.m. 
in  the  Banquet  Room  of  the 
cafeteria.  .  Two  professional 
writers,  Ed  Hirsch,  a  poet 
from  Detroit,  and  Leon 
Driskell,  a  fiction  writer  from 
Louisville,    will   conduct   the 


workshop.  The  purpose  of  the 
worksho  is  to  give  the  writer's 
a  chance  to  showcase  and 
discuss  their  works  and  to 
professionally  critique  the 
works  of  students. 

All  are  invited  to  attend  this 
workshop,  or  the  one  held  the 
following  day,  March  1,  at  the 
University    of    Tennessee 


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February  23,  1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/S 


Bob  Hope 
says: 

"Red  Cross 
can  teach  you 
first  aid. 
And  first  aid 
can  be  a 
life  saver." 


SAVE  UP  TO  $5.00 

Many,  many  classical  selections  in  this  special  purchase! 
Hundreds  of  records!  Come  early  for  best  selectionf 

the  caucus  shop  I 


■Jews  In  Brief 

by  RoycQ  Earp 

Retail  sales  jumped   from  Personal  income  rose  during 

^102.15  billion  in  December  to  the    month    of    January    to 

^104.41   bUlion  in  January.  $2,889  trillion  from  2.858 

in  unexpected  increase  trillion  in  December. 
6>f  2.2  percent. 


I  In  the  first  state  v.-„v»o^.,  «. 
election  year  Walter 
^ondale  came  out  on  top  with 
8  delegates  compared  to  Sen. 
pary  Hart's  two  delegates. 
The  Iowa  caucuses  are  the 
pst  of  the  election  year  and 
Jpomise  to  be  filling  a  Idt  of 
pedia  space.  The  final  tallies 
P"}^  out  this  way: 
Plhes  came  out  this  way: 
f^alter  Mondale  48  delegates 
jnd  45  per  cent  of  the  votes 
pst.  Gary  Hart  two  delegates 
Pd  15  per  cent.  George 
pcGovem  13  per  cent,  Alan 
panston  9  per  cent, 
PBcommitted  7  per  cent.  John 
plenn  5  per  cent.  Rubien 
f  skew  3  per  cent,  Jessie 
lackson  3  per  cent,  and 
^°"ings  got  less  than  1  per 


The  Lebanese  army  is 
battling  Moslem  rebels  for 
control  of  Sug  el  Gahrb  Presi- 
dent Geraayel's  last  strong- 
hold outside  the  capital. 
Lebanon's  freshly  mobilized 
christian  militia  may  join  the 
battle  against  Syrian  backed 
forces. 


The  Olympics  ended  Sunday 
February  19  with  a  gold  and 
silver  meda!  for  the  Mahre 
brothers  of  Washington.  Phil 
Mahre  won  the  gold  in  the 
slolom  Sunday  morning  and 
his  brother  Steve  was  21 
seconds  behind  him  to  capture 
the  silver.  That  brought  the 
medal  count  for  the  U.S. 
Winter  Olympics  team  to  8.4 
gold,  4  silver. 


Ronald  Regan,  on  the 
campaign  trail  but  running 
unopposed,  was  in  Iowa  for  4 
1/2  hours  Monday  knocking 
the  democrats  and  Walter 
Mondale  in  particular  for  pitt- 
ing one  group  against  another, 
and  for  "promising  the  moon 
and  delivering  green  cheese." 
Reagan  says  that  the  demo- 
crats want  to  "take  back  all 
the  tax  reductions  that  have 
been  achieved, ' '  and  that 
"they  have  an  anti-growth, 
dinosaur  mentality  that  offers 
nothing  for  the  future  but 
repeating  their  failed  past." 


A  world  speed  record  ft 
circling  the  globe  has  been 
broken  by  a  pilot  from  Los 
Angeles  named  Brooke 
Knapp.  His  time  of  45  hours 
32  minutes  and  53  seconds 
broke  the  old  record  by  nearly 
28  minutes. 


Ethel  Merman,  ; 
singer  on  stage  and  : 
over  50  years,  died  i 
of  75  of  natural  ( 


marquees  of  all  36  broadway 
theatres  were  darkened  for 
one  minute  Wednesday  the 
15th  at  8p.m.-shDwtime-in 
honor  of  the  star. 


tor  and        U.S.  Marines  have  started 

reen  for  moving  to  ships  off  Lebanon, 

the  age  There  presence  as  peace  keep- 

-     The  ing  force  has  ended  as  their  i 


/ithdr 


peace  to  be  kept.  The 


wl      of 


supplies  and  troops  will  take 
30  days.  Italian,  French,  and 
British  troops  have  already 
evacuated  or  are  getting  set 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  February  23,  1984 


o 


Time  Out 


The  Rees  Series,  the  high- 
light of  SC's  basketball  sea- 
son, begins  tonight.  This 
tournament  is  one  that  is 
enjoyed  by  those  who  play  and 
all  who  attend.  This  is  a 
tournament  not  only  for  the 
basketball  fans  of  this  cam- 
pus, but  also  for  residents  of 
the  community.  This  year's 
Series  will  showcase  some  of 
the  finest  talent  this  campus 
has  seen  in  a  long  while. 

First,  the  freshmen  team. 
This  team  features  three 
offensive  scoring  machines. 
Ken  Warren,  a  long  range 
shooter  and  a  power  forward, 
heads  the  list  of  the  fourth- 
seeded  class.  Warren  is  also  a 
fine  defensive  player  who 
blocks  shots  constantly  and 
intimidates  others  to  force 
shots  or  commit  offensive 
fouls  trying  to  establish  posi- 
tion under  the  boards.  Toney 
McFadden  is  another  long- 
range  shooter  who  scores  in 
streaks.  Once  McFadden  hits 
one,  he's  bound  to  reel  off  five 
or  six  more  jusl  like  the 
original.  When  Toney's  hot. 
he's  hot! 

Sammy  Smith  is  a  fine  scorer 
whose  range  is  within  12  feet. 
Smith  can  take  you  down  low 
or  pull  up  for  the  nice  bank- 
shot  that  he  hits  with  ease, 

If  guards  Darris  James  and 
Rob  Horn  can  get  either  of 
these  three  the  ball  cleanly 
and  consistently,  it  just  might 
be  a  long  night  for  their  first 
opponents,  the  awesome 
Seniors. 
The  Seniors  have  a  fine  team 
without  a  doubt.    These  guys 


will  come  at  you  from  all  over 
the  floor  and  do  it  consis- 
tently. 
Outside  shooting  seems  to  be 
key.  If  super-shooters  Evan 
Easley  and  Ron  Aquilera  can 
pull  the  defense  out  with  their 
accurate  bombs.  John 
O'Brien,  Bob  Mountain,  and 
Jim  Hakes  will  have  a  field 
day  in  the  lane.  O'brien  is  a 
master  within  the  10-foot 
range.  Mountain,  the  old  pro, 
will  surprise  the  defense  by 
hitting  the  15-footer,  but  his 
real  game  is  right  under  the 
basket,  and  at  6'8"  that's  a 
natural. 

Greg  Culpepper,  a  streak 
shooter,  Mike  Bryant,  a  fine 
fast  break  guard.  Vito 
Montiperto.  a  battler  in  the 
lane,  and  Lowell  Furguson. 
Mr.  Rebound  round  out  the 
top-seeded  class. 

Tonight's  second  game  will 
feature  a  fast-breaking  team 
and     a     half-court     oriented 

The  fast-breaking  team 
mentioned  above  are  the 
Sophmores.  When  you  say 
"fast  break,"  you  usually 
mention  Colt  Peyton  also. 
Peyton  loves  to  push  the  ball 
up  the  floor  and  catch  the 
defense  with  their  backs 
turned.  Peyton  also  gets  the 
defense  to  foul  him  with  his 
moves  to  the  bucket.  Dave 
Green,  a  lightning  quick 
guard,  may  foul  you  with  his 
height,  or  lack  of  it  depending 
on  which  way  you  look  at  it. 
He  is  a  licensed  stealer.  He'll 
take  the  ball  away  from  you  in 


a  second.  He's  a  pest  He's 
good.  Also  an  excellent  point 
guard  who  handles  the  ball 
well.  Green  will  prove  a 
positive  force  for  the 
Sophmore  team 

Up  front,  the  sophs  have 
Greg  Cain  who  gives  a  new 
meaning  to  the  word  'leaper" 
every  time  he  leaves  the  floor 
Joining  Cain  is  sophmore 
captain  Jeff  Richards 
Richards  is  a  most  impressive 
player.  Always  playmg  with 
his  head  in  the  game,  Jeff  is 
the  anchor  of  this  team 
Richards  owns  a  good  turn- 
around jumper  and  is  a  fine 
rebounder.  Oh,  don't  ever 
think  of  him  relaxing  on 
defense.  This  guy  goes  full 
tilt. 

Steve  Carlson,  Henry 
Coleman.  Randy  Thuesdee, 
and  Mike  Cromwell  are  great 
hustlers  and  five  defenders. 
These  fellas  will  have  to  put  in 
a  great  effort  each  game  if  the 
sophmores  are  to  make  a  run 
at  it. 

Their  half-court  oriented 
opponents  for  game  two  will 
be  the  second-seeded  Juniors. 
The  Juniors  are  led  up  front 
by  leaper  Mike  Gentry,  and 
rebounder  Bruce  Gibbon. 
Gentry's  baseline  game  is  as 
fine  as  any.  once  this  guy  is 
hot.  His  shot  is  almost 
unblockable.  He  jumps  so 
high,  there's  snow  coming  off 
the  top  of  his  jumpers. 

Gibbon  is  a  great  player 
inside  the  lane.  His  short 
jump  shots  are  enough  to  kill  a 
team.    His  rebounding  is  just 


3 


Donny  Howe  goes  for  the  btock  In  "B' 

Steve  Flynn  is  the  other 
forward.  Flynn  owns  a  great 
jump  shot  from  the  15-foot 
range  and  is  also  good  at 
getting  position  for  rebounds. 
John  Grys  is  a  fine  player  who 
plays  with  his  head  in  the 
game.  Grys  shoots  well  and 
rebounds  good.  Grys  is 
overdue  for  a  great  game,  and 
this  is  a  perfect  time  for  him  to 

Joe  Denny,  Reg  Rice,  and 
,,  Dale  Tunnell  round  out  the 
'1        Junior  squad. 


'  League  action 
night  The  losers  will  form  the  I 
consolation  match  up  as  the  I 
first  game  on  Satifrday  start  ^ 
ing  at  7:30  p.m. 

Coaches  for  the  Rees  Series  j 
are  Mike  Meriweather,  who  I 
will  coach  the  freshmen,  I 
Everette  Schlisner,  coaching 
the  Sophmores,  Matt  Nafie.  L 
coach  of  the  juniors,  and  Steve  i 
Jaecks,  who  will  coach  tne  | 
senior  team. 


Jon  Miller  was  chosen  to 
play,  but  because  of  prior 
plans  will  be  unable  to  attend. 
As  of  press  time  it  was  not 
known  who  would  take  his  slot 
on  the  team.  It  is  no  doubt, 
though,  that  his  outside  shoot- 
ing will  be  missed  as  the 
juniors  try  to  open  it  up  for 
Gentry  and  Gibbon. 

The  winners  of  these  two 
games  will  go  on  to  play  the 
championship  match  Saturday 


Come  on  out  and  be  apart  J- 
thefun.  Since  the  deal  wit^l 
CBS  fell  through,  youllha'i 
to  come  to  the  game  to  see  i  ■  I 
If  you  haven't  been  to  a  ga  ■ 
all  season  now  is  the  time  "I 
attend.  You  won't  be  alonej 
So  come  out  and  cheer  y  ■ 
classmates  to  victory.  ^^  '  I 
yellin'     an     screamin  - 

never  hurt  nobody.  But  mjm 
decide  not  to  come,  ^.^^| 
sentence  you  to  *fJ*^"v„,|ofl| 
tapes  of  NBC's  "The  Yel^  I 
Rose"  for  five  months.  | 
first  game  starts^w^ 


February  23, 1984  SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


• 


Southern  Cynic 


Television  has  never  been  a 
friend  to  me.  When  I  was  six 
years  old,  my  optometrist  told 
me  my  eyes  were  permanently 
damaged  from  sitting  too  close 
to  the  picture  tube.  So,  there  I 
was,  my  first  day  of  school 
with  "four  eyes".  I  didn't 
even  have  the  pleasure  of 
telling  my  classmates  that  I 
had  inherited  a  strange  eye 
weakness  from  my  great- 
grandmother,  the  famous 
micro-biologist. 

Instead,  I  would  relate  the 
sad  tale  of  my  infancy  and  how 
my  abusive  babysitter  would 


prop  me  up  in  my  pumpkin 
seat  in  front  of  the  television 
while  she  talked  on  the  phone 
to  her  boyfriend.  Four  hours 
later,  he  would  come  over  to 
see  if  I  had  fallen  asleep  yet 
and  find  me  crossed-eyed, 
with  my  pupils  dilated.  It 
wasn't  until  I  got  my  first  pair 
of  glasses  that  I  realized  I 
wasn't  supposed  to  see  two  of 
everything. 

Then,  when  I  started  dating, 
I  began  to  notice  that  it  was  a 
big  deal  for  a  guy  to  ask  a  girl 
over  to  his  house  to  watch 
television.     This  really  upset 


Gets 


can  watch 
T.V.  anytime.  I  wanted  to  do 
something  interesting  enough 
to  write  in  my  diary  about. 
For  example: 

Dear  Diary: 
Tonight  George  and  I  went 
over  to  his  house  and  watched 
T.V.  His  mom  made  brownies 
and  told  us  all  about  her  knee 
operation.  His  little  brother 
put  a  run  in  my  panty  hose 
with  his  new  GI  Joe.  (He  was 
repelling  him  down  my  shins). 

George  didn't  say  two  words 
tome.  He  was  too  involved  in 
"Leave  it  to  Beaver".    What 


fun. 

What  I  really  wanted  to  write 

was  something  like: 

Dear  Diary: 

Tonight  Tex  picked  me  up  in 
his  new  convertible.  We  went 
for  a  drive  along  the  beach, 
the  moon  was  hanging  like  a 
big  silver  dollar  over  the 
ocean.  He  took  me  to  a 
romantic  little  restaurant  out 
on  a  pier.  We  dined  with  the 
crash  of  the  surf  beneath  us. 
All  the  way  home  we  talked 
and  laughed  and  sang  old 
Elvis  tunes.  He  kissed  me 
goodnight  on  the  front  porch 


and  told  me  I  was  a  "doll". 
What  a  dream. 

Sometimes,  I  must  admit, 
T.V.  has  something  good  to 
offer.  On  occasion,  if  you 
happen  to  be  there  at  the  right 
time,  the  right  place  and  the 
right  frame  of  mine,  television 
can  be  a  challenge.  From  that 
little  square  box  can  flow  some 
very  thought  provoking  and 
intellectual  stimuli.  And  if 
you  time  it  just  right,  T.V. 
may  stump  you  with  deep, 
unanswerable  questions. 
Like,  "Where's  the  Beef?" 
Know  what  I  mean? 


Classifieds 


"The  Agony  And  The 
Ecstasy"  will  be  shown  this 
Saturday  evening,  February 
25.  at  7:00  p.m.  and  again  at 
9:30  p.m.  Charlton  Heston 
and  Rex  Harrison  star  in  this 
e  about  Michelangelo. 

I  Donuts-Donuts-Donuts 

The  Southern  College  Band 

will     be     selling     Dunkin 

I  Donuts  in  the  dormitories  as 

fund   raising    project    for 

heir      Caribbean      Tour. 

I  Orders  will  be   taken   each 

J  week  on  Monday  nights  at 

I  both    Thatcher    and   Ta'p 

I  front  desks.    Deliveries  will 

■  be  made  on  Thursday  nights 
I  from  7:30  to  9:30  p.m.     (If 

■  order  is  not  picked   up  by 
|9;00  p.m.  it  will  be  sold  1st 

;  1st  served.)  The  cost 
lis  $2.90  for  a  dozen  assorted 
land  $1.50  for  a  box  of  20 
■Munchkins.  Pay  when  you 
■pick  up  your  order. 
■SUPPORT THE  SC  BAND!  I ! 

I  Riders  needed  to  Keene, 
I  Texas.  Leaving  early  Friday 
I  morning.  March  2.  Call 
1396-2052  or  leave  me 
1  for  Jenine  at  396-2122. 


message 


_J  For  Bob  M..  Mark  H..  and 
ft   AndyK. 


Thank 
special  guys, 


for    being    such 


Bob  Morris, 

Please  get  well  so  you  can 

redeem  your  coupon. 

Guess  Who  ■ 


Dear  Wendy, 

I  hope  you're  having  a 
fantastic  day!  Keep  your 
chin  up.  I'll  be  thinking 
about  you. 

Mr.  Rhuebarb 

A  film  concerning  "Trekking 
in  the  Himalayas"  will  be 
presented  at  the  Hunter  Art 
Museum  on  February  26  at 
2:30  p.m. 

An  exhibition  of  landscape 
paintings  will  be  on  display 
at  the  Hunter  Museum  of 
Art  beginning  February  26. 
The  artist  is  Bernard 
D'Adnrea,  and  his  paintings 
will  be  on  display  through 
March  25. 

"TJ" 


Denise, 

Hope  yours  was  a  really 
happy  onel  Hope  you  liked 
my  card! 

Rich 


Write  me,  cAictcnl!! 

Your  '83  reception  date 
P.S.  I  want  a  picture  of  you, 

ok? 

To  Bill  &  Iron; 
"Let's  talk  about  Jesse!" 


NEED  CASH?  Earn  $500 
plus  each  school  year,  2-4 
(flexible)  hours  per  week 
placing  and  filling  posters  on 
campus.  Serious  workers 
only;  we  give  recommen- 
dations. 1-800-243-6679. 


"The  Mikado"  will  be  at  the 
Tivoli  tonight  at  8:00  p.m. 
Tickets  are  available  through 
the  Tivoli  Box  Office. 

FREE  TICKETS! 
If  you  are  going  to  the 
Asheville,  N.C.  area  for 
spring  break  and  enjoy  skat- 
ing, I  have  some  FREE 
passes  to  Tarwheels  Skating 
Rink.  Call  James  at 
238-3105. 

Dear  Lone  C, 

Your  friendship    keeps    me 

going.  Thanks. 

Love, J.S. 

To  G.M.*P.B.*M.L.*D.C.* 
V.L.* 

Can't  wait  to  show  ya'll  my 
fair  city.  It'll  be  a  blast.  See 
ya  at  the  beach. 

Love  ya. 
K.L.S. 


Mike  Sinclair, 

Thank  you  for  your  kindness 
and  for  allowing  Jesus  to  use 
you  in  service  for  Him.  I  am 
sure  He  is  proud  of  you,  and 
I  am  grateful  to  see  that 
there  are  some  that  love 
Jesus  as  much  as  me.  Have 
a  super  day!  A  friend  in 
Jesus. 

THR 

Dear  Ace, 

1  have  missed  you  greatly 
this  past  week,  but  I  look 
forward  to  being  your  roomie 
(possibly  wherever  you  go). 
Who  knows?  1  wish  in  my 
heart  to  tell  you  one  thing 
this  day,  I  am  proud  to  be 
your  ftiendl 

PeeWee 

Hey  Quin, 

Let's  go  to  the  University 
Club!    But  don't  bring  your 
trunks! 
--Former       Instructor 


Snowflake, 

Spring  is  coming,  let  me 
know  who  you  are  before  you 
meltl 

Your  Secret  Brother 


To  all  my  crazy  friends, 

1  love  ya'll  lots.  And  I'm 
glad  that  we  have  such  great 
times  together.  Ya'll  are  the 
best.  Here's  to  all  the  fun  to 

Kellie 


John: 

I  hope  you  have  a  fantastic 
Birthday.  I  can't  wait  until 
spring  break. 

143, 
Digger 

Dear  Bestest  Friend, 
Thanks  for  a  super  fantastic 
weekend!     Everything  was 
great  I  I  love  you. 

Always 

The  Game  night  which  was 
to  be  held  at  the  Spalding 
Gym  from  7:30  p.m.  to  8:30 
p.m.  wilt  be  held  instead  at 
the  OLD  TABERNACLE.  If 
you  have  any  questions, 
please  contact  Debbie 
Williams  or  Les  Mathewson. 

Marsha, 
Forgive  me,  I'm  not  JohnI 


pm" 

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• 


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Speak  X)p^ 


What  Do  You  Think  Of  Our  S.A.  Officers 
For  Next  Year? 


Ivan  Johnson 
Computer  Science 

■  'On  the  whole,  they  're  pret- 
ty good. 


"I  hope  they  carry 
their  promises!" 


"I'm  glad  I'm  graduating! ' 


P        (^ 


Robin  Ward 
Religion 


■  'Marie  Lovett  will  do  a  great 


YOUR  BSN  IS  WORTH  AN 

OFFICER'S  COMMISSION 

IN  THE  ARMY. 

Your  BSN  means  you're  a  professional.  In  the  Army,  it  also 

means  you're  an  officer.  You  start  as  a  full-fledged  member  of  our 

medical  team.  Write;  Army  Nurse  Opportunities, 

P.O.  Box  7713,  Burbank,  CA  91510. 

ARMYNURSE  CORPS. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 


SouthernmlJlcceni 


Volume  39,  Number  20 


Southern  College.  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


March  22.  1984 


Peterson  Presents  '^Society's 
Forgotten  Hero" 


William  H.  Peterson,  Ph.D., 

(director    of    the    Center    for 
Economic    Education    at    the 


lUn 


iity     of    Tt 


Chattanooga  will  present 
Society's  Forgotten  Hero- 
ic Entrepreneur"  on 
["Thursday.  March  22,  at  8 
P.M.  in  Summerour  Hall  on 
the  campus  of  Southern 
College. 

Dr.  Peterson  is  a  leading 
economist  with  extensive 
experience  in  business  and 
government.  He  received  his 
B.S.  and  Ph.D.  degrees  in 
economics  from  New  York 
University  and  has  spent  one 
year  at  the  Harvard  Business 
School  under  Navy 

sponsorship. 

His  academic  career  includes 
serving  as  assistant  professor 
at  the  Polytechnic  Institute  in 
Brooklyn,  associate  professor 
and  professor  of  economics  in 
the  Graduate  School  of 
Business  Administration  of 
New  York  University,  and 
Burrows  T.  Lundy  professor  of 


philosophy  of  business  at 
Campbell  University,  North 
Carolina.  He  was  the  first 
holder  of  the  Scott  L.  Probasco 
Jr.  Chair  of  Free  Enterprise. 
Dr.  Peterson  has  served  as  a 
consultant  for  General 
Electric,  General  Motors, 
Time,  Union  Carbide, 
Republic  of  South  Vietnam, 
Manufacturers-Hanover 
Trust,  and  many  others.  His 
experience  in  business  and 
government  includes  stints  as 
the  economist  and  assistant  to 
the  chairman  of  the  Finance 
Committee  of  the  United 
States  Steel  Corporation, 
senior  economic  adviser  to  the 
United  States  Department  of 
Commerce,  and  economics 
speech  writer  on  the  campaign 
staff  of  Richard  Nixon. 

An  active  scholar,  Dr. 
Peterson  has  published  arti- 
cles in  the  Harvard  Business 
Review,  The  Freman,  Dun's 
Review,  Business  Week,  The 
Journal  of  Economic 
Literature,    and  wrote  a  reg- 


ular column  for  the  Wall 
Street  Journal  for  14  years. 
The  1981  the  Freedoms 
Foundation  at  Valley  Forge 
gave  Dr.  Peterson  an  award 
for  excellence  in  Private 
Enterprise  Education.  In  1982 
he  was  sponsored  by  the  U.S. 
Information  Agency  to  lecture 
on  Reaganomics  in  Rumania, 
East  Germany,  Ireland,  and 
Canada,  for  which  he  won  a 
letter  of  commendation  from 
President  Reagan. 


Dr.  Peterson's  presentation 
is  part  of  the  1984  E.A. 
Anderson  Lecture  Series,  an 
annual  feature  of  the  Division 
of  Business  and  Office 
Administration  at  Southern 
College.  Made  possible  by  the 
generosity  of  Mr.  E.A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Georgia,  standing  of  the  business 
this  series  was  designed  to  world, 
attract        top        business 

professionals  to  the  area  and  The  public  is  invited   to 

to  stimulate  a  broader  under-     attend  free  of  charge.  College 


or  continuing  education  credit 
is  available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


Cerf  Speaks  At 
Chapel 


Christopher  Cerf,   writer, 
editor,    and    producer,     pre- 
sented "Creativity  in  the  Age 
j      of  the  Computer"  on  Tuesday, 
■tf^arch  20.  at  10:30  a.m.  in  the 
^H'hysical  Education  Center  on 

P 
r^Ac 


3f      Seventh-day 
Adventists  in  Collegedale. 


1963 


Cerf, 

graduate         of        Harvard 
University,  worked  eight  years 
r  Random  House  as  a  juven- 
and   adult    senior   editor, 
pditing  books  by  such  authors 
George     Plimpton,      Ray 
adbury.   Dick  Schaap,   and 
'C  Naniath.    He  also  helped 
(Create  a  supplementary  read- 
ing readiness  program  based 
pn  the  famous  Beginner  Book 
Series,  edited  by  Dr.  Seuss. 

Having  also  conceived  and 
fclayed  a  major  role  in  creating 
pe  Sesame  Place  Computer 
r  Philadephia.  Cerf 


became  associated  with 
Children's  Television 
Workshop  in  1970  when  he 
took  on  the  assignment  of 
organizing  CTW's  efforts  to 
create  books,  playthings, 
records,  and  games  based  on 
Sesame  Street  and  The 
Electric  Company.  In  1976  he 
accepted  the  job  of  special 
consultant  to  Joan  Ganz 
Cooney,  president  of  CTW.  In 
his  new  position  he  has  played 
a  key  role  in  the  creative 
development  of  the  Sesame 
Place  concept. 

Cerf  has  been  regular 
contributor  of  music,  lyrics, 
and  musical  performances  to 
Sesame  Street  since  1971. 
Other  musical  material  by 
Cerf  has  appeared  on  best- 
selling  National  Lampoon 
albums.  The  Electric 
Company.  NBC-TV's  Saturday 
Night  Live,  and  on  records 
released  by  companies  such  as 
MGM,   Columbia.   Epic,    and 


Bell. 

In  addition  to  writing  songs, 
he  has  performed  as  the  voice 
of  a  piano-playing  Muppet,  as 
well  as  puppets  that  look 
and  sound  like  Bruce 
Springteen  and  The  Rolling 
Stones.  Harry  Belafonte  and 
Metropolitan  Opera  star  Jose 
Carreras,  in  addition  to  the 
regular  i'csame  Street  charac- 
ters, have  sung  Cerf  s  songs 
on  Sesame  Street  in  the  latest 


In  addition  to  CTW, 
Christopher  Cerf  Associates. 
Inc. ,  consults  with  or  has 
created  products  for  Fisher- 
Price  Toys,  Warner 
Communications,  CBS  Toys, 
Cadence  Industries.  Henson 
Associates  (The  Muppets). 
and  Time  Video  Information 
Services.  His  company  pro- 
duces and  packages  books, 
records,    and   computer  soft- 


Southern  Union  Music 
Festival  Meets  At  SC 


By  Georfle  Turner 

Students  from  13  academies 
n  the  Southern  Union  will 
gather  on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College  march  21-24 
for  the  annual  Southern  Union 
Music  Festival. 

The  Festival  is  a  workshop 
held  on  our  campus  every 
other  year,  according  to 
Barbara  Jones,  Division  of 
Music  secretary.  Students  in 
academy  bands,  orchestras, 
choirs,  and  keyboard  pro- 
grams will  spend  the  first  two 
days  of  the  workshop  attend- 
ing clinics  conducted  by  the 


SC   Division   of  Music  staff. 

Thursday  night,  a  keyboard 
recital  will  be  held  in 
Ackerman  Auditorium  featur- 
ing ten  students,  and  the 
Friday  night  vespers  program 
will  feature  the  students  in- 
volved in  the  choral  section. 

Sabbath  afternoon  at  3:00 
p.m.,  a  program  will  be 
presented  by  the  SC  orchestra 
and  the  mass  choirs,  and  the 
weekend  will  be  concluded 
with  a  secular  program  on 
Saturday  night  featuring  all 
those  who  participated  in  the 
four-day  workshop. 


ware.  Cerf,  with  his  colleague 
Bill  Effros,  has  installed  and 
programmed  computers  for 
the  Muppets.  writers,  and 
business.  One  of  his  goals  is 
to  serve  as  link  between  the 
established  media  and  the 
emerging  field  of  the 
"personal  computer." 

Cerf  is  also  an  advisory 


editor  for  The  Paris  Review 
and  a  contributing  editor  to 
Home  Video  magazine.  He  is 
currently  nominated  for  an 
Emmy  Award  and  has  won 
two  Grammy  Awards,  two 
PACK  awards  (for  excellence 
in  toy  designj.  and  an 
American  Book  Award 
Nomination  for  KIDS:  Day  In 
and  Day  Out. 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/March  22,  1984 


Editorial 


Have  you  ever  thought  about 
entire  world.  They  affect  pub 
people,  the  list  could  go  on 

Words  let  us  know  people  are 
same  thoughts  of  people  living 
thousands  of  years  ago.  Also, 
ourselves.  They  not  only 
lot  about  the  person  we  are 
Because  words  are  so 
sen  carefully.  Before  a  state 
should  be  correct.  Before  a 
sure  that  it  can  be  kept. 

The  saying  "sticks  and 
but  words  will  never  hurt 
word  can  cause  a  lot  of 
In  choosing  what  to  say  to 
those  words  will  affect  them, 
back  up  your  words  by  actions. 


the  impact  words  have  on  the 
lishing,  radio,  TV,  education, 
and  on. 

thinking.  We  can  share  the 
thousands  of  miles  away,  or 
words  are  an  extension  of 
reveal  our  thoughts  but  tell  a 

important,  they  must  be  cho- 
ment  is  passed  along,  it 
promise  is  made,  it  should  he 

stones  may  break  my  bones, 

me",  is  not  always  true.    One 

damage. 

someone,    be   aware   of  how 

But,   above  all,   be  ready  to 


HOWCANTHEy 
SAY  I  HAVEN'T 
BEEN  PROMOTINS 

EQUAL 
OPPORTUNITY  R3R 
WOMEN  AND 
MINORITIES?,.. 


I'VE  ALWAYS 

TRIED  TO /VWKE 

THE  OPPORTUNITIES 

FOR  WOMEN 

AND THE 

OPPORTUNITIES 

FOR  miNORlTlES- 


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Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weemes 

Layout  Editor 

BrendaHess 

Sports  Editor 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Religion  Ed'*or 

Jerry  Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Donald  Chase 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

Typesetters 

Lesa  Hoth 

Donna  Mounce 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morton 

Columnists 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Reporters 

Marc  Carr 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

George  Turner 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


Letters 


Dear  Editor: 

In  the  past  few  months, 
retrenchment  has  been  the 
topic  of  many  controversies 
because  it  can  be  looked  at  in 
so  many  different  ways.  I'm 
troubled  because  so  often  we 
only  look  at  in  a  negative  way 
as  the  cartoon  depicts  it  in  the 
February  16  issue  of  the 
Accent.  As  with  many  things 
in  life,  it  has  its  bad  points, 
and  one  of  them  is  the  fact  that 
we  will  be  losing  some  very 
excellent  teachers. 

Now  I  feel  that  we  must  look 
at  why  it  is  necessary.  The 
school  is  hurting  financially 
due  to  decrease  in  student 
enrollment.  The  student  pop- 
ulation has  decreased  by  400 
students  in  the  past  four 
years.  Nextyear  it  is  expected 


to  drop  again.  During  this 
time,  not  one  teacher  was  cut. 

The  question  I  have  is,  why 
do  we  need  the  same  amount 
of  teachers  now  as  we  did 
when  the  enrollment  was  up? 
The  teachers  are  here  for  the 
students,  but  if  the  students 
aren't  here,  why  the  need  for 
the  teachers? 

I  must  also  agree  that  it  will 
hurt  all  of  us  students.  It  will 
also  hurt  the  administration  as 
well,  and  I  could  sense  it  in 
Dr.  Futcher's  voice  as  we 
discussed  the  matter.  We  are 
losing  people  who  are  able  to 
help  us  obtain  our  degrees. 
The  faculty  are  losing  co- 
workers who  have  strived  for 
the  same  goals  for  so  long. 
Due  to  the  deep  hurt  and 


care  for  the  teachers,  the! 
administration  is  helping  them  I 
to  get  transferred,  and  many| 
are  using  the  opportunity  togi 
back  to  school.  We  must  give| 
credit  to  the  administration  fori 
trying  to  work  everything  out! 
in  the  best  interest  of  a11| 
involved. 

That  is  why  I  feel  that  unless! 
we  can  come  up  with  a  better! 
solution,  we  should  stand! 
behind  the  administration  andl 
give  them  our  full  support,  f 
They  are  here  forus,  and  theyl 
are  trying  their  best  to  help  us! 
reach  our  goals  and  drearasj 

Let  us  be  a  little  less  criticaJI 
little   more   thankful  f 
Sincerely.! 
James  Soutbl 


and 


Dear  Editor: 

The  situation  in  Nicaragua  is 
eirtremely  critical  at  this  time. 
The  Nicaraguan  economy 
which  depends  heavily  on  only 
a  few  agricultural  exports  has 
been  under  increasing  attack 


from  CIA-backed  counter- 
revolutionaries. Several  hun- 
dred million  dollars  worth  of 
damage  has  already  resulted 
from  attacks  such  as  the  one 
against  the  vital  oil  storage 
facilities  at  the  port  of  Corinto 


last  October.  i 

Nicaragua  needs  a  success- 1 
ful  coffee  harvest  to  be  ableio 
purchase    basic    food    stufls. 
medicines,    spare    parts 
industry    and    transportahoo. 


March  22,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Reflection  Writing 


These  plastic  halos, 

They  seem  so  out  of  place. 

Behind  the  mask  there  lurks 

A  scarred  and  fragile  face. 

We  lie  so  spiritually,  familiar 

smiles  displaced, 

In  this  misleading 

masquerade 


try  to 


We  hide 

laugh. 

Fools  to  think  our  tears 

would  provoke  Holy  wrath. 

In  stone-grey  silence 

We  do  not  face  our  fears. 

We  bite  our  lip  and 

Press  on  with  feeble  cheer. 


With  hearts  of  sadness 
We  say  our  thankful  prayers, 
Rufusing  comfort  unawares 
We  leam  with  protocol. 
We  bear  our  souls  to  none. 
We  praise  our  peers  for  the 
optimism  shown. 
Brave  men  don't  cry  we  say, 
'Cause  we  saw  the 


World  turn  to  dust. 

But  tears  of  God  fall  for  l 


Some  of  us  go  to  church  every 
week  and  wear  the  servant's 
mask.  It's  so  easy  to  go  to 
church  smiling  and  greeting 
our  fellow  church  members 
with  a  false  Christianity.  We 
hide  our  pain  and  laugh 
nervously  when  faced  with  our 
fears.  But  with  feeble  cheer 
we  bite  our  lip  and  press  on  by 
ourselves.  We  can't  go  it 
alone.  God  wants  to  help  us 
make  it  the  rest  of  the  way. 
But  we  must  first  help  God. 
He  needs  us. 

"Why  would  God  need  me?" 

You  may  ask.  Or,  "What 
could  I  possibly  do  for  God?" 

Well,  have  you  noticed  how 
the  Bible  is  full  of  people 
doing  things  for  God,  even 
though,  for  some  reason  or 
other,  they  just  didn't  seem 
like  the  right  person  for  the 


job? 

Look  at  Abraham.  He  lost 
faith  that  God  would  give  him 
a  son  with  Sarah  and  committ- 
ed aduhry.  How  about  Jacob? 

He  deceived  his  father  into 
giving  him  the  birthright,  yet 
God  used  Jacob  in  many  ways. 
Then  there  was  Moses,  who 
several  years  after  murdering 
an  Egyptian,  came  back  to 
lead  the  Isrealites  to  the 
Promised  Land.  It  was  quite  a 
mismatch  when  David  went  up 
against  Goliath,  but  through 
his  faithfulness  he  defeated 
the  giant  and  brought  many 
doubtful  Isrealites  back  to 
God. 

I've  also  wondered  why  God 
picked  such  an  undistin- 
guished couple  to  be  the  early 
parents  of  Jesus.  Ifl  had  done 
the  choosing,  1  would  probably 
have  picked  a  wealthy,  high- 
ranking  couple  who  could 
raise  Jesus  in  a  sophisticated 
"proper"  way. 


And  why  would  Jesus  pick 
Peter  as  his  closest  friend  and 
disciple?  Peter  was  just  an 
uneducated.  rough-edged 

fisherman.  But  you  can  read 
in  the  New  Testament  of  the 
many  wonderful  works  Peter 
did  for  God. 

Paul  was  another  surprise. 
For  many  years  Paul  was  a 
persecutor  of  Christians,  vet 
he  was  a  key  figure '  in  the 
early  development  of  the 
Christian  Church.  And  Jesus 
Himself  went  to  the  temple 
when  he  was  12  years  old  and 
baffled  the  theologians  and 
historians  there  with  stories  of 
his  father. 

Each  one  of  these  went  out 
and  did  a  great  job  for  God  - 
and  succeeded.  Yet  if  it  had 
been  up  to  me,  I  wouldn't 
have  chosen  any  of  them. 

See  what  possibilities  you 
have.  God  can  do  many 
wonderous  things  in  your  life. 
But  first  you  have  to  choose 


God. 

Picture  yourself  alone  on  a 
boat  in  the  ocean.  There  is  no 
land  in  sight  and  you  are  losts. 
Satan  begins  to  rock  the  boat. 
All  around  the  boat  are  hungry 
sharks  just  waiting  for  that 
boat  to  overturn. 
Finally,  the  boat  capsizes  and 
you  are  in  the  water.  You  now 
have  a  quick  decision  to  make. 
Down  deep,  below  the  sharks, 
is  Satan.  He  is  at  the  bottom 
of  the  sea.  What  does  he  have 
to  offer  you?  Certain  death  is 
yours  if  you  choose  to  follow 

But  at  the  surface,  floating  on 
a  log,  is  Jesus.  He  has  his 
hand  outstretched  for  you.  All 
you  have  to  do  is  reach  out  and 
take  his  hand  and  you  can 
join  Him  on  that  log.  That  log 
is  the  Cross,  which  He  willing- 
ly chose  in  order  to  save  you. 

What  is  your  decision?  Will 
you  sink,  or  swim?  It  seems 
like  an  obvious  choice  to  me. 


News  In  Brief 


(,N  ECONOMIC  NEWS  it  was 
projected  that  the  gross  na- 
tional product  will  be  even 
greater  than  last  year's  5 
percent  growth.  The  growth 
rate  for  the  first  quarter  this 
year  is  at  a  healthy  7.2%.  The 
economic  expansion  under 
way  is  surprisingly  robust 
compared  to  the  expectations 
of  many  leading  forecasters. 
This  strong  showing  is  based 
mainly    on    an    exceptionally 


by  RoycQ  Earp 

vigorous  January  in  terms  of 
both  sales  and  income.  A 
strong  housing  boom  started 
in  January  is  creating  a  strong 
demand  for  construction  sup- 
plies, furnishings  and  labor. 


hoped.  Mondale  has  a  lead 
over  Senator  Gary  Hart  and  is 
expected  to  win  the  Illinois 
primary  on  Tuesday,  March 
20. 


OF  THE  EIGHT  original  de- 
mocratic Presidential  hopefuls 
only  three  remain:  Walter 
Mondale.  Gary  Hart,  and  Rev. 
Jesse  Jackson.  It  is  thought 
that  Jackson  is  in  to  pull  the 
black  vote  together  but  it  is 
not  working  as  well  as  he  had 


LIBYA  HAS  BEEN  moving 
men  and  arms  toward  Chad. 
That  action  coincides  with 
Libya's  bombing  of  a  city  in 
Sudan.  The  US  reacted  by 
sending  two  Awacs  to  Egypt  to 
monitor  i 
northern  Africa. 


PESIDENT  REAGAN  is  mak- 
ing an  nth- 
hour  plea  for  a  constitutional 
amendment  permitting  audi- 
ble prayer  in  public  schools 
that  is  facing  an  uncertain  fate 
in  the  senate  today.  It  is 
expected  to  be  a  close  vote 
with  both  sides  saying  they 
have  victory.  This  would  be 
an  amendment  to  the  constitu- 
tion and  requires  two-thirds  of 
the  senate  to  approve.  Then, 
it  need  three-fourths  of  the 
House  to  be  ratified. 


RIVAL  LEBANEESE  leaders 
appeared  near  agreement  in 
reconciliation  talks  but  the 
Druse  Militia  chief  Walid 
Jumblatt  called  a  Moslem- 
Christian  power  sharing  plan 
for  Lebanon's  government  a 
vague  compromise. 


PERSONAL  INCOME  rose  a 
solid  .7%  in  February  and 
January's  rise  in  income  was 
revised  to  1.5%  from  1.1%. 


Singing    Group    Performed       Bach 


by  ^ 


The  New  Swingle  Singers, 
hailed  world-wide  as  masters 
of  classical  scat,  or  "mouth 
music,"  gave  an  entertaining 
performance  on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College  this  Sunday, 
March  18  at  8:00  p.m.  in  the 
P-E.  Center.  Eight  vocalists 
made  up  the  New  Swingle 
Singers  who  trained  in  the 
British  choral  tradition  to  sing 
Bach  with  an  accuracy  that 
would  have  pleased  the 
master. 

The  original  group  was 
formed  in  1960's  by  Ward 
Swmgle.  performing  classical 
hits.  When  the  Parid-based 
group  disbanded  in  1973. 
Swingle  moved  to  London  to 
orm  a  new  group  to  make 
■hat  it  is  today.  Drawing 
'  ^"^  'he  jazz  greats  along  with 
-  more  varied  range  of  com- 


posers and  styles  -  plus  adding 
his  classical  training  and  keep- 
ing the  style  of  the  original 
group.  Swingle  has  introduced 
a  new  sound. 

The  New  Swingle  Singers 
have  toured  world-wide  in- 
cluding recent  performances 
with  the  Pittsburgh,  Denver, 
San    Francisco,    Atlanta    and 


Minnesota  Orchesti 
Tanglewood  with  the  Boston 
Symphony  and  LaScala. 

Dean  Everett  Schlisner, 
chairman  of  the  Artist  Adven- 
ture series,  enthusiastically 
proclaims,  "You  aren't  going 
to  hear  any  finer  musical 
group  in  the  whole  world  - 
they  were  top-notchi" 


Letters  Cont'd 

and  oil.  Because  of  the  urgent 
political  and  military  situation, 
many  Nicaraguans  have  been 
mobilized  in  defense  of  their 
country  and  cannot  participate 
in  the  December-February 
coffee  harvest  this  year. 

That  is  why  I  have  chosen  to 
respond  to  Nicaragua's  call  for 
international  work  brigades  to 
ensure  a  successful  coffee 
harvest  this  year. 

In  the  United  States,  the 
National  Network  in  Solidarity 
with  the  Nicaraguan  People 
(NNSNP)  is  working  to  co- 
ordinate volunteer  participa- 
tion. U.S.  citizens  have  a 
particular  role  in  this  harvest, 
because  if  it  were  not  for  our 
government's  open  attempts 
to  overthrow  the  government 
of  Nicaragua,  the  Nicaraguans 
would  be  free  to  develop  their 
own  political  life  and  their  own 
economy  in  peace. 


By  participating  in  the 
volunteer  coffee  harvest,  I 
hope  to  show  that  as  an 
American  citizen,  I  stand  with 
the  people  of  Nicaragua  in 
their  moment  of  need  and  that 
I  oppose  the  policies  of  the 
Reagan  administration.  I  urge 
others  to  support  and  write  to 
NNSNP  for  further  informa- 
tion on  how  to  help  the  people 
of  Nicaragua  and  to  make 
donations.  Their  address  is: 
NNSNP,  2025  "I"  Street  NW, 
Suite  402,  Washington,  DC, 
20006. 


The  ( 


Editor's  Note:  Mr.  Wiltsie  i 
from  California  and  writes  as  . 
concerned  citizen. 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/March  22,  19*4 


SpeidelTo  Give  Concert 


West  German  pianist 
Sontraud  Speidel  will  perform 
an  evening  concert  Tuesday. 
March  27,  at  8  o'clock  in 
Ackerman  Auditorium  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale.  She  will  also 
hold  a  piano  workshop  there 
on  Wednesday.  March  28. 
from9tona.m. 

Speidel  began  her  first  piano 
lessons  at  age  five,  and  at  age 
II  she  was  enrolled  in  the 
music  conservatory  in 
Karlsruhe,  Germany.  In  addi- 
tion to  her  conservatory 
studies,  she  took  master 
classes  for  advanced  piano 
students  taught  by  several 
prominent   German    pianists. 

When  she  was  16,  she  won 
the    first-place     prize    at    a 


competition  involving  piano 
players  from  all  the  schools  in 
West  Germany.  She  then 
went  on  to  win  international 
competitions  such  as  the  Bach 
contest  in  Washington,  D.C, 
and  the  Ettore  Pozzoli  piano 
competition  in  Italy. 

Her  concerts  and  television 
broadcasts  have  taken  her  on 
extensive  tours  throughout 
Europe,  the  United  States, 
Canada,  and  Russia.  In  1979 
she  performed  an  evening 
concert  at  the  Palais 
Schaumbert  in  Bonn  at  the 
invitation  of  Chancellor 
Helmut  Schmidt. 

Speidel  has  released  a  record 
in  Germany  and  the  United 
States    titled    "J.S.    Bach: 
Sechs    Pariten."    or    "Six 
Variations  for  Piano  by  Johann 
Sebastian  Bach." 


In  1980  she  was  appointed  to 
professorship  at  the  state 
music  conservatory  in 
Karlesruhe  by  the  minister  for 
cultural  affairs  in  the  province 
of  Baden-Wurttemburg.  In 
addition  to  her  teaching,  she 
serves  as  a  regular  music  jury 
member  for  many  national  and 
international  competitions.  In 
1981  she  was  the  West 
Germany  representative  of  the 
jury  for  the  international  Bach 
competition  held  in 

Washington,  D.C 

Her  concert  at  Southern  (s 
part  of  the  Chamber  Music 
Series  for  '83-'84  sponsored 
by    the    Division    of    Music 

The  concert  and  workshop 
are  free  of  charge;  registration 
is  not  required.  The  public  is 
welcome  to  attend .  


Bell  &  Howell  Awards 
Library  With  Check 


McKee  Library,  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College 
of  Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale.  recently  received 
a  S5.000  check  from  a  contest 
sponsored  by  Bell  &  Howell's 
Micro  Photo  Division. 

Bell  &  Howell  drew  four 
college  libraries  at  random 
from  its  microfiche  and  micro- 
film subscriber  lists,  giving 
away  a  total  of  $20,000  for 
scholarships.  With  every 
current  title  ordered  or  re- 
newed on  microfiche  and 
microfilm  between  January  1 
andapril30,  1983,  subscribers 
received  another  chance  to 
win  one  of  the  four  $5,000 
scholarships. 

Said  Mrs.  Lorann  Grace, 
periodicals  librarian  at  McKee 
Library  responsible  for  send- 
ing orders  to  Bell  &  Howell, 
"We  order  a  large  amount  of 
titles  from  this  company  each 
year  and  didn't  even  realize 


that  there  was  a  contest  going 

on.    The  check  is  a  complete 

surprise!" 

The  four  winning  libraries  are: 

McKee  Library;  Dulaney 
Browne  Library,  Oklahoma 
City  University;  Mount 
Carmel  Academy,  New 
Orleans;  and  Clark  Library, 
San  Jose  State  University, 
California. 

Charles  Davis,  director  of 
libraries  at  Southern  College, 
was  presented  a  plaque 
announcing  the  award  at  the 
Bell  &  Howell  commercial 
exhibit  during  the  American 
Library  Association 

Convention  this  past  June  in 
Los  Angeles.  This  plaque  is 
now  on  display  in  the  library. 

Southern  College  will  place 
its  award  money  in  the 
college's  Century  II 
Endowment  Fund,  where  the 
interest  income  will  be  used 
for  worthy  student 

scholarships 


Dr.  Lesher  Takes  Up    Duties 

As  Andrews  U.  President 


Dr.  W.  Richard  Lesher,  59. 
was  appointed  the  president  of 
Andrews  University,  accord- 
ing to  ann  announcement  at 
the  end  of  February  by  uni- 
versity Board  of  Trustees 
Chairman  Charles  B.  Hirsch. 
Hirsch  said  that  Lesher  is 
expected  to  take  up  duties  as 
president  of  Andrews  "Some- 
time this  spring." 

Lesher  is  currently  one  of  six 
general  vice  presidents  of  the 
General  Conference  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Washington,  D.C*  Hirsch 
said.  He  has  held  this  position 
since  1981. 

Since  1979  he  has  also  been 
director  of  the  Biblical 
Research  Institute  for  the 
denominations's  General 
Conference. 

According  to  Hirsch,  Lesher 
has  a  doctor  of  philosophy 
(Ph.D.)  degree  in  religious 
education  from  New  York 
University,  New  York  City, 
which  he  received  in  1970.  He 
earned  a  master  of  arts  degree 
from  Andrews  University  in 
1964  in  Old  Testament  studies 


for    Southern    College 


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and  a  bachelor  of  theology 
degree  in  1946  from  Atlantic 
Union  College,  South 
Lancaster,  Massachusetts. 

Lesher  has  been  assistant  to 
the  president  at  Atlantic 
Union  College  where  he  also 
taught  in  the  religion  depart- 
ment and  was  the  director  of 
summer  school  programs.  He 
was  in  charge  of  the  denomin- 
ation's educational  programs 
for  the  Middle  East  Division  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  for 
two  years. 

In  his  position  as  general 
ivce  president  of  the  General 
Conference.  Lesher  coordin- 
ates the  activities  of  the 
Middle  East  Union  of  SDA  and 
the  church's  Middle  East 
College  in  Beirut,  Lebanon, 
At  the  time  of  his 
appointment,  Lesher  was  on 
the  island  of  Cyprus  and  was 
unavailable  for  comment  re- 
garding the  position. 

Hirsch  said  the  trustees 
voted  to  hire  Lesher  after  their 
meeting  Sunday.  He  reported 
that  Lesher  has  accepted  the 
post    and    will    assume    his 


duties  at  Andrews  "as  soon  as 
possible,  probably  within  six 
to  10  weeks." 

Lesher  was  one  of  seven  men 
recommended  by  the  univers- 
ity's search/screening  comit- 
tee  which  made  a  second  list 
of  recommendations  for  the 
Board  of  Trustees  February 
19. 

The  committee's  first  list  of 
recommendations  included 
the  name  of  Clifford  Sorensen, 
president  of  Walla  Walla 
College  in  Washington,  who 
declined  an  offer  in  January. 

In  making  the  announcement 
of  Lesher's  appointment, 
Hirsch  said,  "We  are  very 
pleased  that  Dr.  Lesher  will  be 
the  fourth  president  of 
Andrews  University.  He  has 
vast  experience  in  admini- 
stration and  leadership.  He 
has  been  an  advisory  member 
of  the  Andrews  Board  of 
Trustees  for  two  years  and  is 
aware  of  the  direction  that 
Andrews  is  going.  We  are 
eagerly     anticipating     nis 


March  22,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


E.   Hiltunen,   R.N.    Conducts  Seminar 


Elizabeth  Hiltunen,  R.N., 
hospital  consultant  for  nursing 
diagnosis  and  problem- 
oriented  documentation,  con- 
ducted a  one-day  seminar  on 

Wednesday.  March  21,  in  the 
Ackerman  Auditorium  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 

Through  an  understanding 
of  nursing  diagnosis,  nurses 
can  utilize  independent  nurs- 
ing actions  in  the  care  of  their 
clients.  This  seminar  was 
mainly  to  define  the  role  and 


domain  of  nursing  and  explain 
how  nursing  diagnosis  can 
provide  a  useful  mechanism 
for  structuring  nursing 
knowledge. 

Mrs.  Hiltunen  earned  her 
master's  degree  in  nursing 
from  the  Boston  University 
School  of  Nursing  and  is  an 
instructor  for  the  Graduate 
Adult  Nursing  Program  at  the 
Boston  College  School  of 
Nursing.  She  is  a  frequent 
lecturer    at    nursing    confer- 


i  and 


Massachusetts  Conference 
Group  for  the  Classification  of 
Nursing  Diagnosis.  She  is 
also  a  member  of  the  North 
American  Nursing  Diagnosis 
Association,  and  the  ANA 
Council  of  Clinical  Nurse 
Specialists. 


The  seminar  was  a  part  of 
the  Florence  Oliver  Anderson 
Nursing  Seminar  Series, 
which  is  held  annually  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College 
and  is  generously  under- 
written by  the  late  Florence 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Georgia. 


Senate  Discusses  Fall 


B  rend  a  Roberts 


Registration ,, 

The  Faculty   Senate   met  Monday.    They  would  like  to 

Monday,  March  19  to  discuss  change  this  to  Monday   and 

three  major  issues,  including  Tuesday.  This  would  do  away 

the  length  of  each  semester.  with  the  problem  of  not  being 

The    first    argument    was  able  to  reach   academies   on 

presented  by  Dr.  Hanson,  who  weekends  for  ACT  scores  and 

stated  that  there  was  a  defi-  transcripts.  It  would  also  give 

nite  need  for  determing  the  the  teachers  more  time  to  get 

length  of  a  semester.  Current-  out    the    grades    for    fourth 

ly,  there  are  approximately  14  summer  session.     Ms.   Elam 

weeks  of  teaching  plus  final  presented   the   argument   for 

exam   week   whick    is    about  changing    the    registration 

average    compared    to    other  days.  She  said  that  although  it 

colleges.      Hanson    proposed  would     take     away     another 

that    we    have    15    teaching  school  day,   it  would  relieve 

weeks  plus  fmal  exam  week,  some  of  the  pressure  of  regi- 

having    no    fewer    than    73  stration  and  ensure  that  stu- 

teaching   days.      To   achieve  dents  were  well-advised  in  the 

this,  the  fall  free  day  might  right   classes   and  registered 

have   to    be    eliminated    and  properiy.    Agam.  no  definite 

other  changes  possibly  made,  decision  was  made  as  yet. 
Nothing  was  decided  or  voted 

on    and    a    committee    was  Finally,  the  Senate  discussed 

assigned   to    check    into    the  the    problems    havmg   to    do 

matter.  with  Week  of  Prayer.     Many 

faculty    members    expressed 

their  concern  of  the  low  atten- 

Secondly,  the  schedule  for  dance  at  the  recent  Week  of 

fall   regisfration   was    discus-  Player.     They  would  like  to 

sed.  In  order  to  add  one  more  change  the  schedule  so    hat 

day  of  classes  registration  has  morning  chapels  would  all  be 

been  held  on  a  Sunday  and  at  the  same  time  mstead  of 


cancelling  different  classes  on 

three  days  of  the  week.  It  was 
proposed  that  in  this  week,  we 
have  shortened  classes  and 
have  chapel  at  11:00  every 
morning.  Opposition  said  that 
the  new  schedule  would  con- 
fuse many  and  also  that  Week 
of  Prayer  schedules  would 
have  to  be  printed  up.  It  was 
also  proposed  that  on  Mon- 
day, Wednesday,  and  Friday, 
all  morning  classes  be  moved 
up  one-half  hour  and  after- 
noon classes  set  back  one-half 
hour.  Finally,  it  was  proposed 
that  we  just  have  chapel  on 
Tuesday  and  Thursday  morn- 
ings and  every  evening,  and 
that  because  there  wouldn't 
be  as  many,  the  meetings 
would  be  mandatory. 

It  was  also  discussed  that 
during  Week  of  Prayer,  the 
regular  worship  point  system 
not  be  used.  The  proposition 
of  just  having  chapel  on 
Tuesday  and  Thursday  morn- 
ings and  every  evening  will  be 
presented  to  President  Wag- 
ner by  a  committee  of  his 
opinion. 


Tennis  Court  Water 
Fountain    Installed 


By  Jerry  Kovalski 

After  delays  and  weather 
problems,  a  water  fountain 
has  finally  been  installed  by 
the  Tennis  Courts.  This 
frost-proof  fountain  was  made 
possible  by  pledges  made  by 
various  departments  and 
organizations  of  the  college  as 
well  as  the  < 


Administration  pledged  $500; 
had  City  of  Collegedale 
(through  Manager  Glen 
Holland)  pledged  SI50:  and 
CABL  pledged  $150. 
were  made  by  CABL.  says  Jeff 
Coston,  Director  of  CABL. 


The  Division  of  Health.  PE.  "When  J. T.   [Shiml  brought 

and  Recreation  pledged  $100;  me  a  petition  for  getting  the 

the     Student     Asfociatioo  ^""tain  msUlled.   I  deeded 

pledged           $150;           "  **'"*  '* """           easier  for  us  to 


tountain  insmncu,   .  «>-w. 
that  it  would  be  easier  for  u 


get  it  done  than  to  go  through 
the  Senate.  So  I  went  to  J.T. 
and  started  working  on  it." 

The  project  for  installing  the 
fountain  was  originally  the 
S.A.'s  idea,  but  it  was  decided 
to  use  their  money  for  other 
areas  and  it  was  in  the  process 
of  being  pushed  through  the 
Senate  when  CABL  took  over. 


The  drink,  g  fountain  has 
been  here  since  October,  but 
because  of  other  projects  and 
bad  weather,  Engineering  has 
just  now  been  able  to  install  it. 


Week  Of 
Prayer  Ends 


Last  week  was  SC's  Spring 
Week  of  Spiritual  Emphasis. 
The  speaker  for  the  week  was 
Dr.  V.  Bailey  Gillespie. 
Gillespie  is  chairman  of  the 
department  of  Church  Minis- 
try at  Loma  Linda  University 
in  California.  His  theme  for 
the  week  was  "How  God 
speaks  to  us  and  Effective 
ways  for  us  to  hear  and  listen 
to  what  He  is  saying' ' . 


In  his  first  talk,  he  discussed 
rituals  we  go  through  to  get 
people's  attention. 


"For  instance,"  said  Gilles- 
pie, "Week  of  Prayer  is  a 
ritual  we  use  to  show  that  we 
haven't  forgotten  about  God." 

He  went  on  to  point  out  that 
we  sometimes  get  so  busy  that 
we  let  our  relationship  with 
God  slip  away  from  us.  Often 
we  only  notice  or  recognize 
God  during  weeks  of  Prayer 
and  required  worships.      He 


also  pointed  out  the  fact  that 
we  must  open  hearts,  minds, 
and  ears  to  God  before  He  can  | 
help  us  with  our  problems. 
Throughout  the  rest  of  the 
meetings,  Dr.  Gillespie  out- 
lined problems  to  avoid  so  that 
we  would  be  able  to  hear  and 
listen  when  God  speaks.  He 
warned  that  we  should  not 
trivialize  God. 

On  Wednesday  and  Thursday  | 
evenings,  Gillespie  was  in  the 
residence    halls    to    talk    to 
students  on  a  one-to-one  level. 

To  close  the  week,  he  led  out  I 

ordinance  of  humility  was 
performed  in  the  church,  then 
the  students  proceeded  to  the 
cafeteria    for    an    "Agape  I 


Special  music  for  each 
meeting  was  provided  by  sev- 
eral of  the  students  here  on 
campus. 


her.  Thinking  it  must  be 
playing  extremely  sentimental 
music,  I  took  the  liberty  to  slip 
on  the  headphones.  I  was 
much  surprised  to  discover  it 
was  a  recording  of  a  man's 
voice  screaming  over  and 
over, '  'Run.  you  fat  slob,  runl 
Keep  going,  you  tub  of  lard, 
runl  Runl  Runl  Runl",  etc. 

The  lady  looked  up  at  me 
with  a  tear-stained  face  and 
sniffed,  "That's  my  husband. 
He  makes  me  listen  to  that 
while  I  jog." 

The  last  thing  I  want  to 
mention  about  jogging  is  for 
guys  only.  Gentlemen,  if 
you're  just  beginning  a  run- 


ning program,  do  not  use  the 
track  while  beautiful,  shapely 
lovelies  are  on  it.  Sure, 
they're  very  inspiring,  but 
that's  just  the  problem.  Their 
presence  has  a  way  of  making 
you  try  to  do  more  than  your 
body  is  capable  of. 

I'll  admit,  it  is  music  to  the  I 
ears    when    you    sprint    past  I 
them  and  they  say  things  like, 
"Golly,  he  sure  is  in  shape." 
But  just  remember  boys,  you  I 
can't  fake  running,  and  those  I 
same  beautiful  lovelies  proba- , 
bly  won't  have  much  to  sayj 
when    they    pass    you    lyingj 
beside  the  Uack  heaving 
your  lunch. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/March  22..  1984 


^ 


Time  Out 


During  the  course  of  the 
school  year,  this  particular 
column  has  covered  intramu- 
rals  for  the  Softball,  volleyball, 
adn  basketball  seasons.  This 
column  has  also  kept  up  with 
the  affairs  of  the  PE  Depart- 
ment, whether  it  be  reschedu- 
lings or  announcements.  But 
one  thing  has  been  overlooked 
--  SC's  gymnastic  team. 

This  year's  team,  in  coordin- 
ator Rob  Lang's  words,  is 
"Excepionally  young,  but  the 
talent  is  there."  In  the  team, 
there  are  20  members  and  four 
specialists  whom  you  will  all 
meet  at  their  homeshow  on 
April  14.  This  number  of 
members  is  significantly  lower 
than  teams  of  previous  years. 

But  they  don't  just  sit  on 
their  talent  by  sticking  on 
campus.  The  team  has  per- 
formed at  GCA,  Highland 
Academy.  Atlanta,  and  at  the 
McKee  Christmas  party,  all  of 
which  went  well.  This  week- 
end will  be  no  exception.  The 
pride  of  SC  will  be  travelling 
to  Mount  Pisgah  Academy  to 
perform  for  the  students  there 
along  with  a  performance  from 
the  gymnastic  team  of  Forest 
Lake  Academy.  After  that 
performance,  our  team  will 
give  a  two-hour  clinic  with 
teams  from  Fletcher,  Pisgah, 
GCA  and  FLA. 

The  team  has  been  practicing 


very  hard  for  this  weekend 
and  will  do  the  same  for  the 
homeshow.  As  you  have  seen 
many  times  when  you  go  into 
the  gym  for  chapel,  our  team 
doesn't  practice  on  Mickey 
Mouse   equipment.  "Our 

facilities  are  just  as  good  or 
better  than  many  universities 
in  the  country",  says  coordin- 
ator Fred  Roscher.  "We've 
got  good  stuff  here,  no 
doubt." 

To  back  up  that  statement, 
the  team  has  purchased  a  new 
spring  floor,  the  kind  that  is 
used  in  intramural  competion, 
which  adds  up  six  inches  or 
more  on  a  jump. 

There  are  a  few  outstanding 
individual  gymnasts  on  this 
team.  Lynette  Jones,  Robin 
Emmerling,  Karen  Artress 
and  Jill  Sadler  are  mastering  a 
"Ribbon  Routine"  which  is  a 
combination  fo  gymnastics 
and  ballet.  Lang  says  these 
girls  have  worked  very  hard 
and  are  getting  better  at  it 
each  time  it  is  practiced. 

"It's  becoming  a  work  of    Note  from  the  Gym: 
art",  he  says.    The  team  also    Tennis    Tournament    players 
has  a  few  outstanding  artists    please  meet  the  deadlines  in 
on  the  spring  board.      Dave    order   to    finish    the    tourna- 
Butler.    Darla    Jarrett.    Suzi    ment. 
Crews,  and  Scott  Henderson 
head  this  list. 

So  are  you  guys  ready  for  the 
Olympics,  Rob? 

"We're  looking  forward  to 
homeshow." 


FLOOR  HOCKEY 


LEADING  WITH  GOALS 


Joe  "Wayne  Gretzky"  Chaffin 
Ron  Aguilera 
Greg  Ellis 
Steve  Jaecks 
Jim  Estrada 


3 


THE 


CAMPUS 


KITCHEN 


I 


March  22,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


Springs  is  finally  here.  No 
one's  complaining,  yet  a  few 
are  starting  to  worry.  Once 
again  the  great  apocalypse  is 
about  to  unfold  and  the  truth 
will  emerge:  No  longer  will 
some  of  us  be  able  to  hide  our 
extra  inches  of  winter  lard 
under  bulky  winter  clothes. 
It's  time  again  to  shed  our 
overcoats  and  fat  and  start 
getting  in  shape  for  summer. 

Here's  a  few  thoughts  for 
(hose  of  you  who  will  be 
turning  to  running  as  a  means 
to  wane  what  you've  gained. 
The  first  and  most  important 
rule  of  jogging  has  nothing  to 
do  witli  how  far  or  how  fast 
you  run.  The  most  important 
thing  to  remember  is  to  be 


sure  your  clothes  match. 
There  is  nothing  more  disgust- 
ing to  see  than  a  jogger,  even 
a  jock,  wearing  clothes  that 
aren't  color- coordinated.  This 
is  unforgiveable. 

Pleasantly  though,  the 
reverse  of  this  is  also  true. 
The  other  day  a  friend  and  !■ 
were  walking  toward  the  gym. 
We  passed  a  large  fellow  who 
was  lumbering  along  sweat- 
ing, straining,  panting  in  a 
crude  similation  of  a  jog.  He 
could  easily  have  weighed  in 
excess  of  500  (and  I  ain't 
talking  metric  here). 

I   nudged   my   friend    and 
whispered,  "Would  you  look 
at  that  poor  guy." 
"Yea,  but  look  how  nice  his 


If  you're  going  to  discard  the 
lard  by  running,  here's  some- 
thing to  consider.  Jogging  is 
easily  the  most  boring  of  all 
exercise  activities.  So  you 
may  want  to  jog  with  a  friend 
for  company,  although  it  is 
difficuh  to  converse  between 
gasps  for  air  and  mild  heart 
attacks. 

Many  people  enjoy  listening 
to  music  as  a  means  to  prevent 
jogging  boredom.  A  guy 
named  Walkman  understood 
this  and  capitalized  on  it. 
Walkmans  are  enjoyed  by  all 
running  groups  from  begin- 
ners to  the  well-seasoned  long 


distant  runners  we  see  pas- 
sing our  cars  beside  the 
freeway. 

Walkmans  bring  to  mind 
some  memories  .  .  .  Once, 
when  I  was  just  beginning  a 
jogging  program,  I  was  out  on 
the  track  huffing,  puffing, 
gasping,  and  choking  for  air. 
and  in  all,  slowly  dying  a  most 
excruciating,  painful  death. 
(By  the  second  lap  I  was  much 
worse.)  To  add  to  my  misery, 
I  was  having  to  share  the  track 
with  a  dude  that  must  have 
been  a  candidate  for  the 
Olympic's  triathalon.  Each 
time  he  passed  me  I  could 
hear  him  humming  along  with 
the  music  he  had  blasting  into 
his  ears.  A  wisp  of  a 
contented  smile  played  at  the 
comers  of  his  mouth  as  he 
moved  around  the  track  at  an 
extremely  fast  lope.  By  the 
eighth  time  he  lapped  me  I 
was  getting  irritated  and  my 
dark  side  started  to  think  of  a 
way  for  me  to  communicate  to 
"Mr.    Marathon' '    my    deep 


erything 


disgust  for  him  and  e 
he  represented. 

Then  it  hit  me:  the  guy 
probably  couldn't  hear  me  ■' 
above  his  tunes.  So  the  next 
time  he  started  to  pass  me,  I 
turned  toward  him,  and  keep- 
ping  a  pleasant  smile  on  my 
face,  I  called  him  a  string  of 
vile  oaths  any  20-year  sailor 
would  be  proud  of.  The  sucker 
only  returned  my  smile,  nod- 
ded, and  kept  going.  I 
suddenly  felt  terrific! 


Another  incident  involving  a 
Walkman  happened  early  one 
morning  when  I  chanced  to 
walk  by  the  track.  There 
sprawled  beside  the  asphalt 
was  a  rather  portly  middle- 
aged  woman  wearing  a  run- 
ning suit.  Her  head  was  down 
and  she  was  sobbing  uncon- 
trollably. I  approached  her 
and  asked  her  if  she  was  ok. 
She  only  gestured  to  a  walk- 
man  lying  in  the  grass  beside 


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Dr.  Melvin  Campbell  will 
speak  on  "Tuition  Tax 
Credits  in  Church  School"  in 
Thatcher  Hall  on  Friday, 
March  23.  at  8  p.m. 
*Vorship  credit  will  be  given. 
There  will  be  opportunity 
tor  questions. 

Dear  Mystery  Typist. 
'  was  really  intriqued  by 
your  letter-you  must  tell  me 
"i«re!!  How  can  I  write  to 
you?  Your  ciues  have  left 
;ne  totally  in  the  dark!  I'll  be 
'°«l«ng  too.  you  know. 

2371 


Mike  Sinclair, 

I  see  that  curiousity  has 
taken  hold  of  the  heart. 
Nevertheless,  the  previous 
message  was  not  intended  to 
destroy  a  relationship  that 
appears  to  be  building  very 
well.  God  will  provide  for 
your  every  need,  so  as  to  use 
you  best  for  His  service.  He 
has  answered  my  prayer  for 
you,  and  for  this  I  am 
thankful  to  Jesus.  THR  is 
not  a  name,  it  is  however, 
representative  of  the  dorm. 
Have  a  great  day,  and  make 
it  count  for  Him. 

A  friend  in  Jesus 
THR 
P.S.    I  hope  I  have  caused 
you  no  harm. 

JGM:       Race    u    2    TWH! 
JT 

Dear  Chuck  Schnell, 
Just  a  note  to  say  "thanks" 
for      being      the      BEST 
BROTHER  IN  THE  WHOLE 
WORLDIII 

Your  Lucky  Sis, 
SNOOKUMS 

3-FAMILY  YARD  SALE: 
Friday,  March  23,  from  1-5, 
and  Sunday,  March  24,  from 
9-aftemoon  at  Fox  Trails 
subdivision,  turn  at  Prospect 
Church  Road,  then  left  at 
Katy  Kim,  right  at  Bean, 
and  right  at  Cele  Court  and 
it's  the  2nd  house  on  the 
right.  Selling  books, 
clothes,  kitchen  items,  and 
etc.  If  you  have  any  ques- 
tions, call  396-2921  after 
5:30  p.m. 


Bill  &  Iron, 

Nothing  quite  like  a  few 
minutes  of  fun  punching  the 
A-Team  around,  huh? 

"Gem 

Dear  Mr.  Jahr, 
I'm  sorry  it  took  so  long  for 
me  to  write  to  you.    Have  a 
good  day. 

Love, 
Laughter 

Do  you  want  your  children  to 
be  able  to  sing?  Contact 
Dana  Reed. 

Dear  Agape: 

Thanks  for  the  "slightly 
overdone"  x-lax  brownies. 
I'll  remember  you  forever  .  . 
.  if  not  longer! 

-LM 
P.S.    What  did  I  ever  do  to 

Snowflake, 

Welcome  back!  (you  are 
back,  aren't  you?)  Hope 
yours  was  a  great  break,  now 
begins  the  countdown! 

Openings  are  still  available 
in  the  Pre-School  Swim  Class 
at  the  Southern  College  Gym 
Pool.  The  charge  is  $15  for 
eight  days  of  instruction. 
The  time  is  12:05-1:00  p.m., 
Monday  through  Thursday, 
running  April  9-19,  1984. 
The  class  has  a  capacity  of  28 
and  only  10  have  signed  up. 
Call  the  Gym  Office  at 
238-2850  for  more 
information. 

For  Sale:  Stereo  system- 
AM-FM  stereo/8  track/tum- 
table/speakers"$75.  Also 
available  Silver  Sound  cas- 
serte/8  track  deck,  S85. 
Both  systems  for  $150.  Call 
evenings  396-3014. 


How  is  that  research  paper 
progressing?  Plan  now  to 
finish  it  in  time  to  be 
considered  for  a  prize  in  the 
Research  Writing  Contest, 
which  closes  April  6.  If  you 
have  not  already  picked  up 
an  entry  form  with  guide- 
lines, ask  for  one  today  at 
the  Student  Center  or  at  the 
Religion,  English,  or  History 
Department  offices. 

I  found  some  money  by  the 
Health  Service  door.  If  you 
have  lost  some  money  please 
call  me  and  tell  me  how 
much  it  is  and  I  will  return 
the  money  to  you.  If  I  am  not 
in  when  you  call  please  leave 
your  phone  number  and  I 
will  get  back  to  you. 

Rene  M  Gauthier,  phone 
number   238-3068. 

Wanted: 

One  pair  of  green  polyester 
doubleknit  pants.  The  big- 
ger the  better!  Contact  Paul 
Kennedy  at  238-3055. 

Jon, 

Ahhh,  Shut  up! 
Not   Who   You   Thought    It 
Was 

DearW.M.T.: 

Thank-you   for   making   me 

happy  now,  and  may  be  next 

Iiilv  It  will  hp  p.aci*>r  to  find 


July  it  will  be 
places  to  study, 


Elder  Clay  Farwell,  presi- 
dent of  the  Kentucky- 
Tennessee  Conference,  was 
chairman  of  a  board- 
appointed  committee  to 
study  the  college  name. 
That  committee  made  a  re- 
port to  the  board  on 
Monday,  March  12.  The 
report  was  of  such  a  nature 
that  I  felt  it  would  be  good  to 
have  the  report  given  at  a 
time  when  faculty  and  stu- 
dents could  hear  it.  Accord- 
ingly, Elder  Farwell  will  be 
on  our  campus  at  5:30  p.m. 
Wednesday.  March  28,  to 
give  this  report.  This  meet- 
ing wilt  talce  place  in  the 
back  of  the  cafeteria.  All 
interested  faculty,  staffi  and 
students  are  invited. 

To  my  fellow  students,  staff, 
and  faculty, 

I  would  like  to  express  my 
deepest  appreciation  to  all 
who  I  became  acquainted 
during  my  stay  at  SC  as  a 
student.  I  enjoyed  getting  to 
know  all.  You  will  be  missed 
a  great  deal  I  Hope  to  see 
you  all  soon.  And  good  luck 
to  the  Strawberry  Festival 
Staff. 

Love  ya '11 

Dee  Bird 

Ft.  Lauderdale,  FL 

Dave  Hendrick, 
Where  are  you? 


P.A.A. 
Hello. 

Do  you  like  german 
chocolate  cake,  and  spend 
time  by  yourself? 

Do  you  like  Earth  tones, 
specially  gray? 

Do  you  have  a  gorgeous 

beard  and  sexy  blue  eyes? 

If  you're  6'4",  write  back  to 

Southern  Accent's  classifies. 

Dew 


Talent  Show  Auditions  will 
be  held  Wednesday,  March 
27,  at  8:00  p.m.  in  Ackerman 
Auditorium.  There  are  three 

Classical,  Pop,  and  Misc. 
For  more  information,  call 
Peggy  Brandenburg  at 
238-2641. 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/March  22.  1984 


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What  Was  The  Best  Part    Of  Your  Spring  Break? 


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Nursing 


"The   paycheck   I   got  for 


Donald  Chase 
Accounting 

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Monty  Giles 
Nursing 


"Being  away  from  it  ail" 


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your  great  looking  prints, 


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There's  no  homework  —  no  quizzes  —  just  a  lot  of  credit. 

When  you  register  with  Selective  Service,  you're  fulfilling  a 
very  important  obligation  to  the  USA... making  yourself  a  part 
of  our  nation's  preparedness. 

And  it  only  takes  a  few  minutes  of  your  time. 

So  if  you've  been  putting  off  Selective  Service  registration, 
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Southernml^ccent 


Volume  39.  Number  21 


Southern  College.  Collcgedale.  Te 


March  29.  1984 


Senate  Unable  To  Vote  Anything    Through 


Southern  College's  Student 
St-nate  met  for  the  second 
lime  since  Spring  Break  last 
nit;ht  to  discuss  bills  and  make 
plans  for  next  year.  This  is 
.ilso  the  second  time  the 
senate  met  without  a  quorum 
in  attendance  in  several  years. 

The  senate  meeting  of  March 
12  was  low  on  attendance  so 
the  senate  was  only  able  to 
ser\'e  as  a  committee,  and  was 
not  able  to  vote  on  anything. 

Last  night's  Senate  meeting 
saw  only  14  in  attendance. 
Sixteen  are  needed  for  a 
quorum,  therefore,  the  senate 
was  unable  to  vote  anything 
through. 


As  the  meeting  began,  the 
devotional  was  to  be  given  by 
Reginald  Rice,  who  was  ab- 
sent. He  also  sent  notice  that 
He  was  resigning  the  senate 
since  he  did  not  have  the  time. 

Senate  Chairman  JT  Shim 
read  an  announcement  from 
Dean  of  Women  Millie  Run- 
yan  concerning  the  curfew  in 
Thatcher  Hall  lobby.  The 
women's  deans  have  decided 
to  allow  men  to  enter  the  lobby 
after  8:00  p.m.  to  use  the 
phone,  but  are  not  to  linger  in 
the  lobby  afterwards. 

Russell     Duerkson     then 
presented  three   bills   to   the 


senate  for  consideration.  Th,. 
first  bill  dealt  with  the  cafeter- 
ia and  a  proposal  to  keep  the 
serving  decks  open  until  1:30 
p.m.  on  Saturdays  for  Sabbath 
dinner.  It  was  suggested  by 
SA  President  Glenn  McElroy 
that  the  senators  send  a 
representative  to  speak  with 
Earl  Evans  personally  before 
voting  through  a  bill  requiting 

The  second  bill  concerned 
senators  taking  over  two  Mon- 
day night  worships  (three 
points  each)  a  semester  in 
order  to  communicate  better 
with  the 


John  Wilson  Presents 
"Galapagos    Island  Wildlife' ' 


John  Wilson,  wildlife 
photographer  and  film  pro- 
ducer, will  narrate  and  pre- 
sent a  filmed  record  of  the 
Galapagos  Island  wildlife  this 
Saturday  night,  March  31,  at  8 
p.m.  in  the  Physical  Education 
Center. 

The  Galapagos,  a  collection 
of  over  60  islands  located  west 
df  Ecuador  and  scattered  over 
some  23.000  miles  of  the 
Pacific  Ocean,  is  the  meeting 
place  for  converging  warm 
and  cold  ocean  currents,  and 
as  such  has  become  the  home 


of  several  intriguing  varieties 
of  wildlife. 

Wilson,  with  the  help  of  his 
assistants,  Janet  Hohoda  and 
Tui  De  Roy.  has  filmed  Frigate 


birds 


flan 


Tropicbirds  and  sea-lions, 
scarlet  crabs  and  Blue-footed 
Boobies.  The  film  takes  its 
viewers  from  Hood  Island, 
exclusive  nesting  ground  of 
the  Galapagos  Albatross,  to 
the  Alcedo  Crater,  home  of  the 
famed  Galapagos  Tortoise  for 
which  the  islands  are  named, 
and  finally  to  the  top  of  Volcan 


Fernandina.  for  a  breath- 
taking view  of  the  crater  lake 
and  footage  of  the  colonies  of 
land  iguanas  and  Galapagos 
Hawks. 

The  film  is  presented  as  part 
of  the  Southern  College  Artist 
Adventure  Series.  Admission 
is  $2.50  for  adults.  $2.00  for 
children  under  12.  52.00  for 
senior  citizens,  and  $7.50  for  a 
family  ticket.  (SC  students  are 
admitted  free  with  valid  ID 
card.)  Other  tickets  may  be 
purchased  at  the  door. 


Dr.  Jernigan  Speaks  At     Lecture  Series 


I 


Donald  L.  Jernigan,  Ph.D., 
president  of  Metroplex 
Hospital  in  Killeen,  Texas, 
will  present  "The 

Management  Process  In  An 
Organizational  Setting' '  on 
Thursday.  March  29.  at  8  p.m. 
in    Summerour    Hall    on    the 

npus  of  Southern  College. 


executive  vice  president  of  the 


rsity, 


chnolofi 
well 


In  addit 


of      Me 


oplex 

Hospital.  Dr.  Jernigan,  who 
earned  his  Ph.D.  in  1972  from 
Baylor  University,  also  serves 
as  division  manager  in  the 
Organic  Chemistry  Division 
for  the  Radian  Corporation. 
This  division  is  the  largest  in  a 
company  of  700  employees 
with  annual  revenues  of  545 

He  has  also  served  as  the 


president  for  academic  affairs 
and  chairman  of  the  chemistry 
department  at  Baylor 
University.  Throughout  his 
career.  Dr.  Jernigan  has  been 
involved  in  research  efforts  in 
the  areas  of  science  and 
technology,  leading  to  the 
publication  of  many  research 
projects  in  professional  and 
technical  journals. 

Dr.  Jernigan  is  current  the 
Killeen  director  of  the  Lions 
International,  the  Visiting 
Nurses  Association,  the  Hill 
County  Community  Action 
Association,  and  the  co- 
founder  and  president  of 
Music  and  Youth.  Inc. 


Dr.  Jernigan's  presentation 
of  part  of  the  1984  E.A. 
Anderson  Lecture  Series,  an 
annual  feature  of  the  Division 
of  Business  and  Office 
Administration  at  Southern 
College.  Made  possible  by  the 
generosity  of  Mr.  E.A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta.  Georgia, 
this  series   was   designed   to 


top 


I  the 


and 


to  stimulate  a  broader  under- 
standing   of    the    business 

The  public  is  invited  to 
attend  free  of  charge.  College 
or  continuing  education  credit 
is  available  for  a  small  fee.  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


Editorial 


I  C^  Somebody's  always  in  my  mind 

Like  an  old  sweet  song,  the  lasting  kind, 
And  it's  easy  to  see  why  I  can't  forget, 
For  heaven  began  when  we  first  met. 

Mary  Dawson  Hughei 


All  over  campus  there  are  little  bits  of 
heaven,  found  in  the  eyes  of  couples  who 
have  found  the  person  they  want  to  share 
the  rest  of  their  lives  with. 

Engaged  couples  abound  at  Southern 
College,  especially  in  the  Spring.  There's 
something  special  about  the  campus  that 
seems  to  affect  a  lot  of  students  in  a 
romantic  way. 

If  you  are  engaged,  please  let  us  know. 
We  think  engaged  couples  are  special,  so 
share  your  joy  with  us.  There  will  be  a 
special  issue  in  April  featuring  all  the 
engaged  couples,  as  many  as  we  find  out 

Simply  fill  out  the  form  on  page  3  of  this 
week's  paper,  and  hand  it  in  to  The  Accent 
office  before  April  5.  1984.  Then,  watch 
for  that  special  issue,  dedicated  to  the 
engaged  couples  at  Southern  College 


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Artist 
Pholographers 

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Maureen  Mayden 

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Brenda  Hess 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Jerry  Russell 

Donald  Chase 

Chuck  Wisener 

Bridget  Knox 

Harry  Mayden 

■  LesaHoth 

Donna  Mounce 

Tommy  Morton 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Marc  Carr 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerrys  Kovalski 

ttrenda  Roberts 

Georee  Turner 


Frances  Andrews 


JSoulhern  Col 


Letters 


Dear  Editor. 

In  regard  to  the  letter 
written  by  Mr.  South  in  the 
last  issue  of  The  Accent.  I 
would  like  to  say  that  I  don't 
think  that  the  students  (or 
the  faculty,  for  that  matter) 
really  hold  any  grudges  a- 
gainst  anyone  regarding  the 
retrenchment.  It's  just 
something  that  has  to  be 
done.  When  there's  less 
money  coming  in  (a  direct 
result    of   dropping    enroll- 


ment), there  has  to  be  less 
money  going  out.  Granted, 
it  may  be  a  little  hard  to 
understand  why  we're  put- 
ting up  big.  shiny  new 
buildings  while  we  fire 
teachers,  and  why  we're 
helping  to  finance  an  organ 
that's  bigger  than  most  of 
our  classrooms  while  we  fire 
teachers,  and  why  we're 
installing  cable  television  so 
the  sports  nuts  in  Talge  can 
monopolize    the    TV    while 


we're  firing  teachers,  but 
hey.  it's  still  something  that 
just/ids  to  be  done  .  . . 

You  know,  times  like  this 
can  get  real  emotional. 
That's  why  I  liked  the  car- 
toon in  the  February  16 
issue:  It  made  me  laugh.  If 
it  wasn't  for  things  like  that, 
I  think  I'd  cry. 


Sincerely, 
George  Turner 


The  last  bill  Duerkson 
presented  was  a  proposal  to 
update  the  senate  attendance 
policy  making  the  rules  more 
strict  for  senate  attendance. 
DouE  Walter  gave  an  update 
on  the  Strawberry  Festival, 
including  a  presentation  of  the 
graphics  slides  Bridget  Knox 
has  worked  on  for  four  weeks. 
The  slides  were  considered 
excellent. 


Chairman  Shim  read  his  job 
descriptions  for  future  SA 
officers,  made  faculty  senate 
appointments  for  next  year, 
and  presented  a  list  of  his  SA 
officers  for  next  year.  The 
Senate  voted  to  accept  the 
officers,  but  the  vote  is  not 
binding  until  a  quorum  at- 
tends Senate. 

The  Senate  members  will  be 
having  Sabbath  School  in  Tha- 
tcher Hall  this  weekend,  and 
they  discussed  what  they  were 


going  to  do  and  divided  up 
responsibilities. 

President  McElroy  discussed 
SA  chapel,  the  new  Compu- 
graphic  for  The  Southern  Ac- 
cent, the  upcoming  SA  Talent 
Show.  College  Days,  the  SA 
Six  Flags  trip,  the  A!A  con- 
vention, and  the  Senators 
banquet,  which  will  be  held  on 
April  23  instead  of  April  22  as 
listed  on  the  calendar. 

The  Senate  then  adjourned 
their  unofficial  meeting. 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


Reflection  Writing 


Like  many  other  choices  that 
,,e  make  in  life,  what  we 
hoose  to  read  is  ultimately 
'  r  own  decision.  Each 
person  has  the  responsibility 
,  .r  being  his  or  her  own 
tnsor  of  opening  one  book 
,nd  not  another.  (Each  person 
has  the  right  to  this  respon- 
sibility, but  that  is  another 
^vhole  topic.) 

In  the  barber  shop  that 
,„mmer  when  I  was  five  years 
„ld  1  had  an  experience  that 
,,35  unique  compared  to  any 
previous.  My  grandmother 
Icfi  me  in  the  care  of  two  cigar 
smoking  barbers  and  a  couple 
„t"  middle  aged  newspaper 
readers.  She  went  off  to  run 
some  errands  and  do  things 
that  grandmothers  do.  I  was 
proud  to  be  on  my  own.  and 
life  was  good-very  good.  I 
was  with  the  guys. 
What  most  men  do  in  barber 
shops  is  read,  smoke,  and  tell 
dirtv  racial  jokes  about 
animals.      My    Grandmother. 


being  a  very  devout  Adventist. 
would  not  even  walk  me  in 
front  of  a  tavern,  telling  me 
that  guardian  angels  never 
followed  anyone  into  bars.  (To 
this  day.  I  sometimes  imagine 
guardian  angels  hanging 
around  outside  pubs  talking  to 
each  other.)  But  in  her 
innocence  she  left  me  in  a 
place  of  the  same  caliber. 

It  was  an  average  sort  of 
place.  The  door  was  open. 
and  because  of  the  blinds,  the 
sun  made  an  abstract  grid 
pattern  on  the  formica  floor 
which  was  covered  with  hair- 
trimmings  and  cigarette  butts. 
The  room  was  low-budget 
yellow,  and  was  furnished 
with  slippery  red  chairs. 
There  was  smoke  and  quiet 
laughter  in  the  air.  and  every 
once  in  a  while  a  gentle  whisp 
of  warm  breeze  would  come  in 
and  stir  them  around  a  bit.  1 
got  a  piece  of  gum,  and  an 
occasional  smile   and   pat  on 


the  head.    Life  was  good. 

I  also  got  a  Playboy 
Magazine.  Everyone  else  had 
a  magazine  or  paper,  so  I 
naturally  picked  up  the 
nearest  piece  of  printed 
material-just  being  one  of  the 
guys.  There  were  a  few  bursts 
of  laughter  from  this  action 
but  it  was  good  natured  and  I 
reveled  in  the  attention. 
Slowly,  the  pages  began  to 
turn.  Somewhere  near  the 
middle  of  the  magazine  I 
became  truly  fascinated.  This 
was  a  totally  new  and  different 
experience.  Here  were 
beautiful  women  with  no 
clotlies  and  very  friendly 
expressions.  They  were  all 
looking  at  me.  I  can  still 
remember  smiling.  They  look- 
ed so  silly  without  clothes. 


this 


Just  as  luck  would  h; 
just  like  in  the  mo' 
was  about  the  time  grandma 
returned  from  her  foraging 
weighted  down  with  the  fruit! 


of  her  effort  and  capitol.    She 
was  not  amused.    In  fact,  she 
was  very  embarrassed.     I'm 
not  sure  if  this  was  because 
she  was  ashamed  of  me,  or 
because  of  the  roar  of  laughter 
that    broke    out    when     she 
exclaimed,  "Oh!" 
Looking  back  on  the  situation 
it    is   easy    to   see    that    she 
handled  the  scene  with  some- 
thing   approaching    true    fin- 
esse.  Apart  from   her   initial 
outburst,  1  don't  recall  a  word 
she    said.       She    closed    the 
magazine,  but  left  it  in  my  lap. 
There  was  only  the  sound  of 
sissors  snipping.     I  can  still 
remember  learning,  in  gentle 
but  no  uncertain  terms,  that 
this    was    not    the    kind    of 
magazine  that  a  good  Chris- 
tian looked  at.    The  men  who 
made  these  magazines  did  not 
have  the  same  beliefs  that  I 
did,  and  they  would  lead  me 
astray.     Not  only  would  this 
type    of    magazine    lead    me 
away  from  Jesus,   but  there 


would  be  a  spanking  like  never 
before  if  I  was  caught  with  one 
again.  From  then  on,  I  had  a 
choice.  It  was  years  before 
her  philosophical  reasoning 
made  anywhere  near  as  much 
sense  as  her  concrete  law. 

There  are  thousands  of 
publications  in  print  that  can 
be  purchased  and  read  by 
anyone  who  has  literacy  and  a 
couple  bucks  to  spend.  Some 
of  these  are  masterpieces  of 
writing  and  art  of  one  form  or 
another;  others  are  plain  old 
pollution.  Some  folks  will 
argue  that  certain  magazines, 
while  they  depict  the  human 
body  in  ways  that  should  be 
very  private,  or  even  in  ways 
that  are  purely  degrading,  do 
carry  articles  written  by  the 
best  contemporary  authors  of 
the  day.  Well. ..everyone,  in 
their  own  mind,  knows  exactly 
why  he  or  she  (it  goes  for  girls 
too)  opens  a  magazine. 

As  always,  and  as  it  should 
be,  there  is  a  choice. 


Name 


Fiance' 


Engagement  Date 
Wedding  Date 


Getting  Married  Where 


How  You  Met  or  Something  Special 
About  You  Two __^ 


THE 


CAMPUS 

KITCHEN 


•  Nurses  Dedicated 


Fifty-one  freshman  student 
nurses  from  Southern  College 
dedicated  their  lives  to  the 
delivery  of  Christian  nursing 
care  on  March  17  during  a 
candlelight  ceremony  in  the 
Collegedale  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church. 

Jan  Haluska,  assistant 
professor  of  English,  pre- 
sented the  dedication  address, 
entitled  "Dedicated  to 
What?"  He  spoke  of  the  need 
to  commit  oneself  to  a  life  goal 
no  matter  what  the  occupa- 


tion. "Thieves,  winos.  every- 
body is  dedicated  to  some- 
thing. The  difference  you 
make  in  life  will  be  what  you 
decide  to  dedicate  yourself 
to,"  he  said. 

A  representative  from  the 
Gideons  participated  in  the 
dedication  service  by  giving 
each  student  nurse  a  small, 
white  New  Testament. 

The  class  song.  "Precious 
Lord.  Take  My  Hand,"  was 
sung  together  after  the  nurses 
took         the  traditional 


Nightengale  Pledge  to  prac- 
tice their  profession  faithfully 
and  devote  themselves  to  the 
welfare  of  those  committed  to 
their  care.  During  the 
Nightengale  Pledge  the  stu- 
dent nurses  each  held  a 
lighted  candle  and  circled  the 
congregation. 

The  nursing  dedication 
service  is  held  once  each 
semester  during  the  school 
year  for  new  freshman  nursing 
students. 


SDA'sIn  The  Military 


SA  Sponsors  Trip  To 
Six  Flags 


On  Sunday  April  8  the 
Student  Association  will  be 
sponsoring  a  trip  to  Six  Flags 
amusement  park.  The  bus  will 
leave  from  Wright  Hall  at  8:00 
a.m.  that  morning.  A  sign-up 
sheet  will  be  posted  at  the 
Student  Center  desk. 
The  admission  price  is  $12.50 
per  person.  If  you  need 
transportation  the  charge  is  an 
additional  $2.00.  Unlike  the 
last  trip,  this  time  you  have  to 


pay  when  you  sign-up. 

The  sign-up  sheet  will  be  up 
by  the  end  of  this  week.  The 
deadline  for  signing  up  is 
April  6. 

According  to  Peggy  Branden- 
burg, this  second  trip  was 
planned  to  give  the  students 
who  participated  in  the  walk- 
a-thon  a  chance  to  go  to  the 
park  and  also  because  the  trip 
last    semester    was    such    a 


•■AIM  HIGH  NOW  FOR 
THE  FUTURE  .  .  .  THE  U.S. 
AIR  FORCE -A  GREAT  WAY 
(OF  LIFE."  The  above  is  just 
one  of  many  advertising 
themes  used  by  the  United 
States  armed  forces  recruit- 
ers. It  is  evident  from  the 
news  reports  that  they  are 
catching  the  attention  of  the 
young  men  and  women  of 
America,  including  members 
of  the  Adventist  Church- 
approximately  seven  thousand 
of  whom  arc  now  serving  in 
the  armed  forces.  SDA  mili- 
tary personnel  work  in  a 
variety  of  jobs  and  are  located 
at  military  bases  around  the 
world,  but  regardless  of  the 
distance  that  separates  them 
from  their  home  church,  the 


church  is  able  to  keep  up  with 
them  on  a  weekly  basis. 
The  National  Service 
Organization  office  maintains 
a  mailing  list  of  SDA  military 
personnel.       The    men    and 

a  small  bag  that  contains  a 
series  of  pamphlets  explaining 
why  Seventh-day  Adventists 
serve  in  a  non-combancy 
status;  answers  to  questions 
like  "Why  We  Observe  the 
Bible  Sabbath":  Bible  study 
helps;  a  colorful  copy  of  Steps 
10  Christ;  and  a  nicely  bound 
Bible  that  will  withstand  the 
rigors  of  military  life.  As  if 
that  is  not  enough,  each  week 
"the  church  papers,"  such  as 
ADVENTIST  REVIEW, 
INSIGHT,     MESSAGE,     etc. 


arrives    in    the    mail    to    our 
believers  free  of  charge. 

If  ever  there  are  problems, 
religious,  domestic  or  military 
in  nature,  there  are  SDA 
military  chaplains  and  trained 
civilian  chaplains,  as  well  as 
pastors,  who  are  nearby  to 
give  assistance. 


The  CONSCIENCE 
PROJECT,  the  newest  mem- 
bers of  the  NSO  teachings 
aids,  is  a  seminar  for  Seventh- 
day  Adventist  youth  who  are 
approaching  military  age.  It 
consists  of  weekend  siminars. 
and  such  training  aids  as 
films,  slides,  workbooks,  and 
On  June  9.  1984.  you  will 
have  the  privilege  of  helping 


Karol  Rich     Sings 
At      Vespers 


Singer  Karol  Rich  will  be 
.jnducting  the  vespers  pro- 
gram this  Friday  night,  March 
30. 

Mrs.  Rich  has  been  conduct- 
ing concerts  for  the  last  four 
years  and  has  worked  with 
Chapel  Records  in  producing 
three  alubms.  Her  music 
ranges  in  style  from  old  hymns 
and  classical  to  contemporary. 
Mrs.  Rich  had  a  Saturday 


evening  meditations  program 
lastyear.  "I  was  so  impressed 
with  her  musical  content." 
said  Everett  Schlisner,  Dean 
of  Student  Affairs,  "that  I  told 
here  we'd  bring  her  back 
again." 

"It's  the  dream  of  my  life," 
says  Mrs.   Rich,   "to  present  | 
Christ  in  son." 
The  program  will  begin  in  the 
church  at  8:00  p.m. 


computer  games.  Ail  of  this  with  them  by  giving  generous- 
and  more  is  what  the  NSO  ly  to  the  Servicemen's 
office  of  the  world  church  is  all  Offering  on  that  Sabbath  day. 
about-caring  for  our  brothers  They  depend  on  us  to  keep  in 
and  sisters  who  are  members  touch.  We  depend  on  you  to 
ofthe  armed  forces.  help  us  keep  in  touch,   Give  to 

to  keep  our  church  in  touch  the  NSO  offering. 


Gilbert   Conducts   Play-In 


The  Kindermusik 
Foundation  of  Chattanooga 
will  hold  a  Suzuki  Play-In  on 
Sunday,  April  1,  at  3  p.m.  in 
Ackerman  Auditorium  on  the 
campus  of  Southern  College. 
The  Play-In  will  be  an 
opportunity  for  all  Suzuki 
String  students  in  the 
Chattanooga  area  to  come 
together  and  enjoy  playing  the 
Suzuki  repertoire.  Included  in 
the  repertoire  for  this  Play-In 
are  pieces  from  Volume  1-4  of 
the  Suzuki  books.  All  teachers 
in  the  Suzuki  String  program 
will  be  invited  to  perform  the 
violin  II  part  of  the  Bach 
"Double  Violin  Concerto  in  D 
Minor"  while  the  students 
perform    the    violin    1    part. 

All  Suzuki  String  students  of 
all  ages  and  levels  are  invited 
to  participate.  Parents  are 
also  welcome .  Participants 
should  be  at  the  auditorium  by 
2:45  p.m.  in  order  to  properly 

W  Guest  conductor    for    the 

^     Play-In  will  be  Orlo  Gilbert, 

professor  of  music  at  Southern 


College  and  conductor  of  the 
Collegedale  Suzuki  Strings. 
The  Kindermusik 
Foundation  was  recently 
organized  to  serve  as  an 
educational  opportunity  for 
children  in  the  Suzuki  pro- 
gram throughout  the  com- 
munity. The  Foundation  is  a 
non-profit  organization  whose 
goals  are  to  broaden  the 
community  awareness  of  the 
Suzuki  programs  of 

Chattanooga  by  offering  Play- 
In's  and  joint  concerts;  and  to 
help  children  develop  good 
habits,  discipline,  and  stage 
etiquette. 

This  Play-In  is  the  second 
such  event  sponsored  by  the 
Foundation  this  year.  The 
Plav-ln  is  free  of  charge  and 
open  to  the  public.  A  freewill 
donation  will  be  taken  at  the 
door  to  help  defray  expenses 
and  make  more  Play-In's 
available  throughout  the  area. 
For  more  information,  call 

director  of  the  foundation  at 
892-2956  or  238-2890;  or  call 
Orlo  Gilbert  at  238-2887. 


LIKE  TO  READ? 

THEN  READ  THIS. 

People  get  odd  ideas  about  majoring  in  English.  "All  English  majors 
can  do  is  terch,"  they  say.  "Besides,  you  can't  find  a  job  teaching 
English."  That's  two  mistakes. 

FACTl  An  English  major  prepares  you  for  much  more  than 
teaching.  For  example  SMC  English  major  LIndley 
Richert  went  from  writing  for  J\>i;  yVj||l  Street  Journal  to 
running  his  own  multimillion  dollar  information  business. 
He  credits  his  major  with  giving  him  the  basis  he  needed 
for  success.  (You  can  ask  him  about  it  when  he  comes  to 
campus  April  5  for  the  Anderson  Lecture  Series.)  An 
English  major-or  second  major-looks  very  good  to 
schools  of  medicine  and  law,  too. 

■  ACT:  English  teachers  win  jobs.  In  the  past  ten  years  we  have 
placed  every  English  graduate  who  wanted  to  teach.  Last 
spring  one  graduate  had  five  academy  calls.  Another  has 
just  accepted  a  midyear  call  to  an  academy  which  will 
pay  for  the  rest  of  her  schooling. 

If  your  future   looks  a   little  fuzzy,  maybe  you  should  consider 

Enqlish.   Let's  talk  about  it. 

Southern  College  English  Departmefit 
(Division  of  ArtsSi  Letters) 


Men's  Club 
Olympics 

°Th'e  Men's  Club  Olympics 
.scorning  up  and  will  be  held 
the  Sunday  of  College  Days. 
April  15,  or,  if  that  doesn't 
work,  April  22,  1984. 

The  purpose  of  the  Olym- 
pics is  simply  to  give  all  the 
men  in  the  dorms  a  chance  to 
participate  and  have  a  lot  of 
fun  together.  The  dorm  will 
be  divided  by  halls  and  the 
winning  hall  will  be  served  a 
free  meal  atTacoBell. 

Rob  Lang  says.  "It  gener- 
ates a  lot  of  spirit   in   the 


Sponsors 


dorm. ' '  It  serves  as  an 
outlet  right  before  final 
exams  come  up  and  as  Dean 
Christman  puts  it  it  allows 
the  students  to  "let  off  some 

The  activities  they  will  have 
are:  an  obstacle  course, 
tug-of-war,  car  push,  water 
balloon  toss,  guzzling  con- 
test, big  ball  bash,  and 
possibly  one  other. 

The  definite  date  of  the 
Olympics  will 
at  a  later  date 


the  campus  shop  • 


Guaranteed 
Film 


News  In  Brief  e 

Four  Portuguese  immigrants 
have  been  sentanced  to  twelve 
vears  in  prison  for  the  highly 
publicized  gang  rape  of  a 
woman  at  Big  Dan's  Tavern  in 
New  Bedford,  Mass.  Two 
men  accused  of  cheering,  as  if 
it  were  a  football  game,  were 
acquited  last  week. 


French  troups  began  pulling 
out  of  Beirut  Monday  amid 
artillery  and  mortar  fire . 
They  will  finish  their  pullout 
on  Saturday.  The  French 
suffered  86  casualties  in  the 
past  19  months.  They  are  the 
last  of  the  four-nation  peace- 
keeping force  to  leave. 


U.S.  Consul  General  Robert 
Onan  Homme,  of  Duluth, 
Minn,  suffered  superficial 
wounds  in  the  face,  neck,  and 
chest  as  he  drove  to  work 
Monday  morning.  A  Leban- 
ese group  claimed  responsibi- 
liiy.  They  said  that  he  was 
"already  well  known  for  his 
activities  as  a  member  of  the 
CIA."  The  U.S.  Embassy  in 
paris  called  the  allegation 
"absurd."  The  shooting  took 
place  in  Strasbourg,  France. 

Evidence  of  chemical  wea- 
pons has  been  found  in  the 
Iranian  war  zone.  But  the 
blame  for  use  of  chemical 
warfare  has  not  been  made.  A 
U.N.group  has  unanimously 
concluded  that  chemical  wea- 
pons in  the  form  of  aerial 
bombs  have  been  used  in  the 
inspected  areas  of  Iran.  The 
use  of  chemical  weapons  in 
the  form  of  nerve  gas  and 
mustard  gas  as  found  in  the 
'^ar  zone  is  illegal  by  interna- 
tional law. 

The  Final  Four  are  set  to 
fneet  in  Seattle.  The  biggest 
event  in  NCAA  Basketball  is 
eo'ng  on  this  weekend  as 
Kentucky  and  Georgetown 
"leet  in  one  semi-final  game 


SSH0ESAHD50CKS". 


and  Houston  and  Virginia 
meet  in  the  other  game.  The 
winners  will  go  on  to  meet 
each  other  Monday  night  to 
decide  the  National  Cham- 
pion. 

Iraq  threatened  Iran  by 
saying  it  would  directly  attack 
Iran's  oil  fields  if  Tehran 
mounts  an  expected  new  of- 
fensive in  the  Persian  Gulf 
war.  Unconfirmed  reports  say 
that  Iran  has  sunk  four  ship- 
ping vessels.  Iran  denied 
those  reports. 

The  voting  in  EI  Salvador  is 
turning  into  a  runoff  between 
the  two  most  popular  candi- 
dates Jose'  Napoleon  Duarte. 
the  moderate,  and  Roberto 
d'Abuisson,  the  liberal.  The 
two  differ  sharply  on  ways  to 
end  the  civil  wr  that  has  torn 
up  the  country's  economy  as 
well  as  claiming  50,000  lives. 
Unofficial  reports  claim  that 
Duarte  has  a  lead  over  other 
candidates. 


A  group  of  four  Soviet  ships 
arrived  in  Havana,  Cuba  on  a 
goodwill  mission.  The  ships 
including  a  helicopter  carrier 
and  guided  missle  destroyer 
will  stay  until  Friday. 


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Time  Out 


Next  week,  the  1984  Major  impossible  to  predict  baseball. 
League  Baseball  season  will  these  guys  could  flop  and  give 
begin.  Twenty-six  teams  re-  way  to  even  newer  stars,  old 
presenting  various  cities  a-  castoffs.  and  maybe  even  vet- 
cross  America  all  have  the  erans  who  believe  that  they 
same  dream;  winning  the  sliouldn't  be  given  the  slip  just 
World  Series.      ""Every  team  yet. 

shouldcometocamp  with  that  But    still,    what    would    a 

in    mind,"    says    Pittsburgh  pre-season  article  be  without  a 

Pirates  manager  Chuck  Tan-  little  predicting?      (Although 

ner.  it's  not  gospel,  this  is  the  close 

As   usual,    there    will    be  this  reporter  can  come.) 

surprises   as   well   as   disap-  The  American  League  East- 

pointments  during  the  season,  ern  Division  is  order  of  pre- 

Records  will  be  set  and  mana-  dieted  finish: 

gers  will  be  fired.  Streaks  will  1.  Baltimore  Orioles.   The  O's 

come  and  streaks  will  go,  but  have    it    all.       Good    quality 

in   the   end.   the   strong   will  pitchers,     consistent     power, 

survive.  and  manager  Johe  Altobeili's 

It  is  virtually  impossible  for  ability  to  use   all   25   men. 

one  to  predict  the  outcome  of  Team  leaders  Cal  Ripken  Jr. 

such  an  event  as  baseball.   So  and  Eddie  Murray  are  among 

many  things  can  happen.    For  the  best  in  baseball, 

instance,    the    teams    which  2.  Toronto  Blue  Jays.    These 


were  picked 
respective  divi; 
St.  Louis,  Milw 
and  California 


the: 


fella: 


the 


The 


t  year.  Jay's  starting  pitching  staff  is 

aukee,  Atlanta,  among  the  best  in  baseball. 

,  didn't.     Fur-  Acquired    reliever    Dennis 

thermore.    who    could    have  Lamp,    via   free-agency,    will 

thought  Reggie  Jackson  would  help  a  needy  bullpen, 

bat  .194  with  only   14  home  3.        Detroit    Tigers.        Lov 

runs    in    '83?       That    Steve  Whitaker  and  Alan  Trammell 

Carlton      would      struggle  had  outstanding 

through  a  sub-. 500  season?  year.  Lance  Parrich  i 

That  Pete  Rose  would  manage  all-around  catcher  i 
only  121  hits  during  the  whole 
season?  That  pitcher  Tommy 
John  would  wind  up  11-13? 
Practically  nobody.  But  that's 
what  happened. 

Who  vvould'vc  predicted  that 

the  Toronto  Blue  Jays  would  both  past  Cy   Young   Award 

win  89  games  and  occupy  first  winners,    have    lo    come    off 

place  for  44  days?    That  the  injuries  and  power  the  crew 

Philadelphia    Phillies    would  like  it  did   when   Milwaukee 

trade  away  Manny  Trillo  and  won  the  division  crown, 

trade  for  has-been  Joe  Mor-  5.    New  York  Yankees.    The 

gan?    The  silly  Phillies  fired  Yanks  are  an  explosive  team 

their   manager   Pat    Corrales  on  offense,  but  for  the  first 


League. 
4.  Milwaukee  Brewers.  The 
Brew  Crew  will  hit,  no  doubt 
about  it.  But  like  last  year, 
their  pitching  is  suspect.  Pete 
Vuckovich  and  Rollie  Finge 


while  they  were  in  first  pla^ 
which  led  critics  to  wonder 
who  ran  the  team:  manage- 
ment or  the  veteral  players? 
Yet  the  Phils  would  up  win- 
ning the  division  and  the  N,L. 
pennant  only  to  be  embar- 
rassed by  the  powerful  Ori- 


time  in  years,  their  starting 
pitching  depth  is  suspect. 
Behind  Ron  Guidry,  who? 
b.  Boston  Red  Sox.  Boston 
owns  a  few  of  the  best  hitters 
in  baseball,  Wade  Boggs,  Jim 
Rice.  Mike  Easier,  and  Tony 
Armas.  Yet  the  team  speed  is 
not  there,  neither  is  a  left- 
handed  power  hitter.    These 


a 


The  Chicago  White  Si 

said    to     have     "too     many  fellas  could  „^  .„   ...^ 

holes."      Yet   they   got   out-  standings  if  everything  comes 

stangmg    years    from    nearly  together  for  them.    And  with 

everyone  on  the  payroll  and  an  inexperienced  starting  staff 

won  their  division  by  a  record  that's  a  big  mountain  to  climb, 

it)  games.     The  rest  of  the  especially  when  you  play  in 

division     was     probably     on  baseball's  best  division 

drugs,  which  says  a  lot  about  7.     Cleveland  Indians      The 

the  second-place  Kansas  City  Indians  stole  Brett  Butler  from 

""J"'^-         ,„„     .  Atlanta    and    also    acquired 

However.  1983  did  produce  second  baseman  Tony  Berna- 

some  new  stars.  Wade  Boggs,  zard.    But  not  even  these  two 

Mike  Boddicker,  Ron  Kittle,  can    save    the   Tribe    in   this 

Darryl  Strawberry.  Craig  Mc-  division.    Pat  Tabler  is  also  a 

Murtry.  and  Julio  Franco  each  fine  player,   but  the  Indians 

exploded  on  the  scene  with  lack  team  power  aside  from 

llair.  But  since  it  is  definitely  Andre   Thornton.      Look    for 
another  last  place  finish. 


The  American  League  West- 
ern Division: 

1.  Chicago  White  Sox. 
Although  Cy  IToung  winner 
LaMarr  HoyI  has  been 
roughed  to  shreds  this  spring, 
he  is  still  a  part  of  the  best 
proven  starting  staff  in  the 
American  League.  Along  with 
Hoyt  are  Richard  Dotson. 
Floyd  Bannister,  and  Tom 
Seaver,  who  looks  funny  in  a 
White  Sox  uniform  for  some 
strange  reason.  The  starters 
are  so  rich.  Britt  Burns  has 
moved  to  the  bullpen. 

2.  Oakland  A's.  The  A's 
acquired  short  reliever  Bill 
Cavdill.  starter  Carry  Soren- 
se.  Tim  Stoddard,  and  Bruce 
Bochte  to  add  to  a  team  with 
Ricky  Henderson,  Carney 
Lansford  and  Jeff  Buroughs. 
The  starting  pitching  depth, 
though,  is  weak. 

3.  California  Angels.  Reggine 
Jackson  has  to  prove  that  he's 
not  washed  up.  Doug  DeCin- 
ces  is  still  one  of  the  most 
feared  hitters  in  the  league. 
Tommy  John  wants  to  win 
again.  These  people  have  the 
ability  to  carry  a  team.  Yet, 
there  are  a  number  of  pro- 
blems, mainly  injuries. 

4.  Texas  Rangers.  Last  year's 
four  starting  pitchers  com- 
bined for  a  1.80  ERA  in  spring 
training,  but  the  bullpen  is  not 
very  good  at  all. 


5.  Kansas  City  Royals. 
George  Brett.  Hal  McRae,  and 
Dan  Quisenberry  are  the  only 
stars  on  this  team  that  aren't 
on  drugs.  The  Royals  will 
miss  those  who  were  made 
examples  of  for  their  miscon- 
duct. The  young  guys  and  the 
other  returners  must  put  the 
ugly  spotlight  behind  them 
and  play  ball. 

6.  Minnesota  Twins.  The 
Twins  are  capable  of  scoring 
runs  and  they  also  are  good 
defensively,  but  besides  Ron 
Davis,  there  isn't  anyone  else 
in  the  bullpen.  They  also  lack 
-  quality  receiver  behing  the 

''•-        It    will    be    another 
of    losses     for    this 


plate. 


bunch. 

7.  Seattle  Mariners.  The 
mariners  own  Matt  Young  a 
top-notch  starting  pitcher; 
ijorman  Thomas,  a  ball-blast- 
ing  outfielder;  and  Barty  Bon- 
"=11.  a  .318  hitter  acquired 
trom  Toronto  in  the  off-sea- 


In  the  National  League  East- 

1.  Montreal  Expos.  Any  team 
with  Andre  Dawson.  Tim 
Raynes.  and  Gar  Carter  has 
the  potential  to  go  all  the  way. 
Although  Steve  Rodgers  has 
shoulder  problems,  this  may 
be  the  year  that  the  team  from 


Canada 


the 


pete  Rose  should  rebound 
from  an  off  year  and  rookie 
shortstop  Angel  Salazar  may 
emerge    as    the    N.L.'s    top 

2.  Philadelphia  Phillies. 
Pitching  is  the  strength  of  the 
Phils.  With  Steve  Cartton, 
John  Denny  and  relief  man  AI 
Holland,  the  Phillies  should 
get  a  rew  good  innings  this 
year.  Charles  Hudson  and 
Marty  Bystrom  should  do  well 
also.  The  Phils  go  into  the 
season  without  any  major 
injuries  and  that  helps.  Mike 
Schmidt,  who  had  a  horren- 
dous World  Series,  is  expect- 
ed to  power  his  way  up  to  the 
top   in   slugging    percentage, 


1.  Atlanta  Braves.  Dale 
Murphy  is  one  of  the  eigh, 
wonders  of  baseball.  Thg 
Braves  have  the  best  startin. 
eight  in  the  division.  Bob 
Horner,  hopefully,  will  have  a 
season  free  of  injury.  But 
inconsistent  starting  pitchi„» 
will  be  the  Braves' pain  during 
the  start  of  the  season  with  the 
uncertainty  of  Pascual  Pere; 
They  should  pull  it  off  any- 


2.   Los  Angeles  Dodgers. 
Dodgers  own  a  fine  starting  I 
rotation  and  a  good  offense  | 
despite  losing  Dusty  Baker. 
LA    should    be    one    of   the  I 
strongest    teams    again    this 
year.    They  may  overtake  the  [ 
Braves  if  the  Braves'  pitc 
woes  aren't  settled  with  ei 


RBI's 


First, 


id  home  : 
though,  he  must 
burcitis  in  his  heel. 

3.  St.  Louis  Cardinals 
and  defense  are  the 
points  of  the  Cards  tha 
for  them  in '82.  Lonnie  Smith. 
Dave  Green,  and  Willie  Mc- 
Gee  head  the  list  for  the  team 
who  went  from  world  champ- 
ions to  fourth-place  finishers. 

4.  Pittsburgh  Pirates.  The 
Bucs  have  Bill  Madlock.  the 
four-time  NL  batting  champ- 
ion and  catcher  Tony  Pena. 
But  going  into  this  year,  the 
Pirates  have  experienced  pro- 
blems in  the  clubhouse  and 
John  Candelaria  wants  to  be 
traded. 

5.  Chicago  Cubs.  The  Cubs 
have  eight  good  offensive  and 
defensive  starters.  They  also 
have  Lee  Smith  and  Bill 
Campbell  in  the  bullbpen 
What  the  Cubs  need  is  start- 
ing pitchers  and  productive 
pinch-hitters.  They  are  lack- 
ing in  those  departments  dras- 
tically. 

6.  New  York  Mets.  The  Mets' 
Darryl  Strawberry  wants  to  be 
the  team's  leader  and  he  can 
be.  Last  year's  Rookie-of-the- 
year,  Strawben^  is  bound  to 
boost  the  Mefs  productivity 
that  such  clods  as  Dave  King- 
man. Ellis  Valentine,  and 
George  Flopster  failed  to  do 
With  Keith  Hernandez  play- 
ing his  first  full  season  in  a 
Met  uniform,  the  offense 
should  be  nothing  short  of 
productivity.  But  as  the 
saying  goes,  the  Mets  just 
have  "too  many  holes." 


3.  San  Diego  Padres.  The  | 
Padres  finished  10  games  o 
of  first  place  last  year  without  I 
Steve  Garvey  for  the  last  t«o  I 
months  of  the  season,  an  [ 
injury  to  catcher  Terty  Ken- 
nedy, and  without  Goose  Cos.  I 
sage.  Look  for  the  Padres  to  | 
beat  a  lot  of  teams  this  ye 


4.  San  Fransisco  Giants.  U  I 
Oliver.  Jack  Clark,  Jeff  L»| 
nard,  and  Chile  Davis  a 
run-producing  strength,  whiltl 
Gary  Lavelle  and  Greg  Minton  I 
are  the  anchors  in  the  bullpei  f 
But  Where's  the  startinfl 
pitching?  Manager  Franll 
Robinson  will  have  to  pull  Ih^  | 
rabbit  out  of  the  hat  for  It ' 


5.  Houston  Astros.  I*' I 
Astros  almost  came  «it|"" 
striking  distance  of  the  di^i' 
sion  crown  last  year.  Th* 
have  experience  and  a  gooj 
bullpen.  But.  again,  they  l>» 
real  support  from  the  start"! 
staffbehind  Nolan  Ryan. 

6.  Cincinnati  Reds.  This  tc"" 
has  trouble  scoring  runs  a" 
putting  together  rallies  .  E'     . 
vith  Dave  Parker,  these  fe"»'  I 


lack  power.  Mario  Soto 
probably  the  league's  l" 
pitcher  and  the  bullpen 
getting  tougher,  but  BIG  B 
MACHINE  they  ain't. 


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Southern  Cynic 


■Nice  of  you  folks  to  invite 
nie  to  your  home  for  Sabbath 

■That's  ok  son.  Ethel  and 
f^e.  we  like  to  help  out 
clean-cut  college  students  like 
vourself." 

■Well  I  really  appreciate  it; 
don't  get  home  cooking  very 
often.  It's  a  real  treat." 

"So  tell  me  son.  have  things 
settled  down  over  there  on  the 
campus?" 

■Oh,  yes  sir.  The  final  weeks 
of  school  are  always  hectic." 

■'I'm  not  talking  about 
semesters  or  midterms  or 
whatever;  I  want  to  know  if 
ihose  heretics  are  still  there, 
siirring  up  trouble." 

■■I'm  not  sure  I  follow?" 

■'Good  for  you  son.  We  need 
strong,  young  men  who  are 
vMllineto  make  a  stand." 


"What  I  meant,  sir,  was  I'm 
not  sure  that  I  follow  what  you 
mean  by  'heretics'." 

"Come  now,  son.  You  know 
what   I'm   talking    about.       I 

sheeps  skins  that  were  leading 
all  those  kids  astray  with  their 
false  doctrines  and  wicked 
teachings." 

"Oh,  you  must  be  referring 
to  the  proverbial  "Pied  Pipers 
of  Collegedale." 

"You  can  make  jokes  if  you 
want,  son,  but  they're  still 
heretics  in  my  book.  Are  they 
still  there?" 

"Well  sir,  often  many  of  the 
ruckuses  boil  down  to  be 
hearsay  and  just  plain  mali- 
cious gossip." 

"Now  hold  on  there  boy, 
that's  just  what  that  school 
needs;       solid    people,    con- 


Classifieds 


cerned  enough  to  do  what  I 
like  to  call  Outside  Missionary 
Investigations.  Kind  of  a 
catchy  little  phrase,  ain't  it?" 
"Whatever  you  say,  sir." 

"Did  you  notice  too,  boy,  I 
wasn't  ashamed  to  use  the 
word  missionary  in  my  little 
ole  slogan?" 

"That's  very  courageous  of 
your,  sir.  What  exactly  do  you 
mean  by  Outside  Missionary 
Investigations,  though?" 

"Let's  just  say  it's  my  own 
little  missionary  project-I  like 
to  keep  my  ear  to  the  ground 
on  what's  going  on  over  there 
on  that  campus." 

"You  mean  you're  kind  of 
like  a  spy,  sir?" 

"Yes,  kind  of.  but  I  like  to 
think  of  myself  more  as  a 
special  agent.    1  even  got  me 

"Sources,  sir?" 

"Yessiree  boy,  I  got  my  own 
ways  of  finding  out  the  perti- 
nent things  that  go  on  there  on 
that  campus." 


KIRK  TO  ENTERPRISE 
"Enterprise  here.    Come  in, 

DETAILED  SURVEIL- 
lANCEOFTHE  AREA  RE- 
VEALS NO  LIFE  FORMS. 
BEAMMEUPSCOTTY. 

Aveave,Cap'n." 
KIRK  OUT. 

Dear  bl359,   alias   Smoking 

I  hope  you  are  feeling 
better  from  your  recent 
Miakebite.  You  shouldn't  be 
taking  a  snake  charming 
.nurse  in  the  first  place.  But 
1  guess  you  couldn't  help  it 
since  it  was  love  at  first  bite. 
Signed 
"The  Rattler" 
To  whom  it  may  concern: 

"Let  he  who  is  without  sin 
cast  the  first  stone;  neither 
do  1  condemn  thee.    Go  and 

A  Disappointed  Person 

Bob  Jimenez 

Are  you  telling  me  that  you 
had  one  of  the  prettiest 
young  ladies  on  campus  and 
you  let  her  go?  You  better 
watch  out  and  reconsider  .  .  . 
That  Spanish  young  lady  is 
^1  and  someone  else  might  . 


Wanted: 

An  experienced  photo- 
grapher with  the  use  of  a 
developing  lab.  Call  STAR- 
LIGHT PROMOTIONS  at 
396-3093. 

TAKOMA  ACADEMY 
ALLUMNI 
The  Annual  Homecomming 
will  be  held  March  30  and 
31;  commencing  with  Friday 
night  activities  hosted  by  the 
10  year  reunion  class; 
Sabbath  services  will  be  held 
at  the  J. P.  Laurence  Audi- 
torium, with  Saturday  night 
activities  also  planned.  For 
further  information,  contact; 
Takoma  Academy  (301) 
434-4700. 

Dear  Bobby  and  Kellman, 

You  guys  were  great  funll 
(And  bowlers  tool) 

Bonnie  and  Mary 

Sorry  this  took  so  long.     I 

love      you      very      much. 

Always. 

Baby  Face 

4224424- 

This  makes  up  for  last 
week.  Feel  better  now? 
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Dear  Page, 

Your   other   friends   may 


Suzanne,    Tammy.  Leanne, 
Maureen,  and  Brenda, 

Thank  you  for  making  my 
birthday  special! 


A  fold-up  umbrella,  dark 
brown  and  beige  with  horses 
and  saddles  pattern.  If 
found,  please  call  Julie  at 
238-2139. 

Tommy, 

Thank  you  for  the  presents 
you  gave  me.  I  hope  they  do 
the  trick. 

Hove  you. 


Need  a  paper  typed? 
Just  call  238-2139.   Reason- 
able price.      Professionallly 
typed. 

Bill  and  Iron, 

Read  "trouble  in  Doggy- 
land"  lately? 


70765 

Bill, 

Hang  tight,  but  stay  loose 
and  remember,  never  leave 
vour  friends  behind. 
^  Ross 


"Sounds 

"Our  neighbor  down  the 
street,  Mrs.  Whittler.  has 
afriend  whose  nephew  went  to 
school  there  last  year,  and  he 
has  told  her  all  about  the  stuff 
that  goes  on  there,  so  I  know 
everything." 
"Really  sir?    May  I  ask  his 

"John  Dissenter,  a  real  fine 
lad." 

"Oh,  I've  heard  of  him. 
Didn't  he  get  booted  out  half 
way  through  last  semester  for 
being  in  a  bar?" 

"He  only  went  in  the  bar  to 
get  directions." 

"The  way  I  heard  it,  sir,  he 
needed  directions  to  get  out  of 
the  bar." 

"That's  just  more  falshoods 
some  of  them  heretics  are 
spreading.  They  knew  he  was 
on  to  them.  Anyway,  1  just 
don't  like  the  way  all  them 
young  up-starts  are  question- 
ing things  that  don't  need  to 
be  discussed." 

"But  sir,  isn't  that  the  whole 
point  of  education;  to  gain 
knowledge  through  reason- 
ing?" 

"Listen    boy,    I've    been 
around  a  good  long  time  and 

I've  gotten  along  just  fine 
without  sticking  my  nose  in 
places  it  shouldn't  be.  I  ain't 
igernunt,  you  know!" 
"Whatever  you  say,  sir." 
"I  just  wish  I  could  tar  and 
feathers  and  run  some  of  them 
out  of  town.   I'm  closing  it  for 


Tape  Tracer. 

Who  ever  got  my  Def 
Leppard  and  Hooked  on 
Classics  tapes  please  return 
them  to  room  212. 

Thanks 
Dale 

The  Buds, 

Ya'll  are  the  greatest  bunch 
of  Buds  in  the  world.  You 
made  the  Honduranian  trip 
what  it  was.  Not  only  that 
but  now  we  can  all  be  Buds 
for  life.  This  last  year  was 
better  than  all  the  other 
years  put  together.  Remem- 
ber to  eat  hard,  sleep  hard, 
work  hard,  and  drink  lots  of 
Coca-Cola. 

Your  Bud, 

Thanks  to  JT  from  the 
students  of  Southern  College 
for  causing  the  SA  to  lose 
over  SIOO.OO  for  having  to 
have  your  own  way. 


all  the  kids,  you  know.  Those 
poor    kids-all    being    led    a- 

"By  the  Pied  Pipers  of 
Collegedale,  sir?" 

"You  can  make  jokes  if  you 
want,  boy,  but  for  me  and  the 
missus,  we  take  action.  I  write 
letters.    I  call  people.    In  the 

pamphlets  condemning  all  the 
practices  that  don't  measure 
up  to  my  standards.  For 
instance,  I  know  you  all  cele- 
brated Halloween  this  year. ' ' 

"No  exactly,  sir.  We  did 
have  a  Fall  Festival  week 
where  everyone  dressed  up 
just  for  fun.  For  instance,  one 
day  everyone  wore  bright 
colors,  and  another  day  every- 
one wore  cowboy  outfits,  and 
on  a  third  day  everyone 
dressed  like,  well,  kind  of  like 
you're  dressed  right  now.  You 
know,  regular-like." 

"Don't  matter  how  they 
dressed,  it's  still  a  celebrat- 
ing. Me,  I  took  and  run  an 
electric  fence  around  my  place 
for  Halloween,  and  not  one  of 
those  little  begging,  whipper- 
snappers  made  it  to  my  door  to 
try  and  get  me  to  participate  in 
paganism.  Tha''s  what  this 
community  needs,  more  peo- 
ple like  myself  who  are  willing 
to  stand  up  for  what  Christian- 
ity is  all  about." 
"Whatever  you  say,  sir." 
"Good.  Let's  eat.  Then  after 
dinner  I  got  a  couple  of  tapes 
by  John  Todd  I  want  you  to 
listen  to.  First,  though,  shall 
we  bow  our  heads  for  grace  .  . 
.Father  1  thank  thee  that  I'm 
not  as  other  men  are.  .  ." 


Dear  Princess, 

If  roses  are  red  and  violets 
are  blue,  what  is  a  week-end 
without  you? 

If  grass  is  green  and  some 
trees  brown  why  is  it  a  park 
makes  some  frown? 

Come  see  Hulda  Crooks  this 
Saturday  evening  for  Medi- 
tations. She  is  87  years  old 
and  climbs  the  highest 
mountain  in  the  continental 
US  every  year.  She  is 
exciting  and  brings  some 
slides  with  her  which  show 
mountains  she  has  trekked. 
It  all  starts  at  6:15  p.m. 
Saturday.  Sponsored  by  the 
Collegedale  SDA  Church 
andC*A*B*L*ofSC. 


Your  Worried  Friend 

break  up  with  you  but  this 

All   that    is    trash    is    not 

one  wont.                      ^.^^  ^ 

Gem  Blanston 
Philosopher 

Dear  H, 

No        I'm        not. 
LM 

Found: 

One  tie  bar  in  CK.    If  it  is 
yours,  please  call  238-2354. 
Vou  must  identify. 

Shanky  Shoes. 

Meet    us    between    the 
bathrooms  in  5  minute^s.^^ 

Speak  Vp " 


What  do  you  think  would  be  a  good 
question  for  "Speak  Up"? 


t 


Dwight  Perry 

Carol  Lorec 

Theology 

Office  Administration 

What  can  the  students  do  to 

"Why  arc  all  the  men  here 

help    with    the    enrollment 

at  S.C so  short? 

here  at  S.C? 

Keith  Goodrum 
Theology 

"If  you  were  the  President, 
how  wouldyou  handle  S.C.  's 
financial  problems  instead  of 
retrenchment?" 


^ 


-Whats  the  worst  thing 
vou've  ever  had  happen  to 
i'oii  on  April  Foot's  Day?" 


MAKe 
APATe 
WiTHA 
NURSe 


Dr.  Wilma  McClarty 
Faculty 

"What  one  activity  have  you 
engaged  in  that  has  changed 
your  life  permanently?" 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO^^^ 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
1  as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  1 
I  Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 

I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  I  , 

on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you  re 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALLYOU  CAN  BE. 


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Volume  39,  Number  22 


College  Buys  Supreme 
Broom  Company 


In  early  April,  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day  Ad- 
ventists  will  finalize  the  pur- 
chase of  Supreme  Broom 
Company  from  McKee  Baking 
Company  in  order  to  expand 
the  student  labor  possibilities 
on  campus. 

The  broom  company  was 
originally  built  by  the  college 
some  60  years  ago  and  run  as 
a  college  industry  until  1976, 
when  it  was  sold  to  McKee's. 

"The  economic  picture  has 
changed  significantly  since 
that  time,"  said  Richard 
Reiner,  senior  vice  president 
for  finance  at  Southern 
College.  "We  sold  it  to  the 
bakery  at  a  time  when  jobs  for 
students  went  begging  be- 
cause there  were  so  many 
employment  possibilities  at 
local  enterprises.  Now  be- 
cause of  the  high  adult  unem- 


ployment, our  students  are 
finding  it  more  and  more 
difficult  to  find  jobs  that  can 
help  them  finance  their  educa- 
tion." 

Up  to  $40,000  a  year  will  be 
earned  by  students  who  will 
enter  jobs  in  the  broom  com- 
pany after  the  repurchase,  he 
said. 

The  college  will  relocate  the 
broom  company  into  a  current- 
ly under-utilized  storage 
building  on  Industrial  Drive 
between  the  CoUegedale  Nur- 
sery and  Angelica  Laundry. 
McKee  Baking  Company  will 
retain  the  land  and  brick 
building  that  now  houses  the 
broom  company. 

"The  broom  company  has  an 
excellent  track  record  of  pro- 
fits, too."  said  Reiner,  "and 
we  feel  that  this  decision  is  a 
wise  one  for  the  long-range 
interests  of  the  college." 


Richert  Lectures  On  U.S.  Bond 


Fahrbach  Promotes 
Writing 


Dan  Fahrbach,  current 
writer  and  editor  of  Insight 
magazine,  visited  the  campus 
of  Southern  College  last  week, 
March  27  and  28.  While  on 
campus.  Fahrbach  spoke  to 
various  classes,  including 
Creative  Writing,  Article 
Writing.  and  several 
Composition  classes.  He  also 
had  time  to  meet  with  several 
persons  on  an  individual 
basis,  as  well  as  speaking  to  a 
large  group  of  both  students 
and  faculty  members  at  a 
special  luncheon  held  for  him, 
sponsored  by  the  Southern 
Writers' Club. 

The  purpose  of  Fahrbach's 
visit  was  to  encourage  poten- 
tial writers  to  turn  their  talents 
toward  short  stories  that  could 
be  published  by  the  magazine. 
"Everyone  gets  the  idea  that 
anything  that  you  write  for 
insight  has  to  include  church. 


or  real  serious  religious 
themes,"  stated  Fahrbach. 
"Well,  we  have  a  motto:  'If 
it's  serious,  it  should  he 
funny;  if  it's  very  serious,  it 
should    be    very    funny.' 

Fahrhack  explained  to  the 
various  groups  he  spoke  with 
the  procedure  that  each  article 
the  magazine  receives  goes 
through,  and  also  told  which 
types  of  articles  the  magazine 
was  interested  in.  "We  don't 
want  'blood-n-guts'  stories.' 
he  said.  "We  don't  need  the 
ones  where  somebody's  mom 
dies  in  the  end  or  something; 
we  get  enough  of  those." 
Fahrbach  also  mentioned  the 
amounts  paid  for  stories: 
currently,  stories  can  bring 
between  $50  and  SlSO. 
depending  on  the  length  and 
how  many  times  the  person 
has  written  for  the  magazine. 


Lindley  B.  Richert,  former 
Wall  Street  Journal  reporter 
and  columnist,  will  present 
"U.S.  Bond  Market-8th 
Wonder  of  the  World"  on 
Thursday,  April  5,  at  8  p.m.  in 
Summerour  Hall  on  the  cam- 
pus of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
CoUegedale. 

Richert  is  currently  the  vice 
president  and  chief  market 
analyst  for  McCarthy.  Crisanti 
&  Maffei,  Inc..  a  bond  rating 
and  corporate  bond  research 
firm  in  New  York.  In  this 
position  he  has  developed  and 
authors  a  video-delivered 
analysis  of  the  bond  markets 
to  some  20.000  clients  world- 
Prior  to  joining  MCM. 
Richert  was  a  financial  colum- 
nist for  the  Wall,  Street 
Journal  for  eight  years,  writ- 
ing the  daily  column.  "Bond 
Market." 

Richert  received  his  bach- 
elor's degree  in  English  from 
Southern  College  and  his  mas- 
ter's in  English  from  the 
University  of  Mississippi. 

Richert's  presentation  is  part 
of  the  1984  E.A.  Anderson 
Lecture  Series,  an  annual 
feature    of    the    Division    of 


Business  and  Office  Adminis-  The  public  is  invited  to  attend 
Iration  at  Southern  College,  free  of  charge.  College  contin- 
Made  possible  by  the  gener-  uing  education  credit  is  avail- 
osity  of  Mr.  E.A.  Anderson  of  able  for  a  small  fee,  if  desired. 
Atlanta,  Georgia,  his  series  A  question  and  answer  period 
was   designed  to   attract   top    will  follow  the  presentation. 


;  professionals 


.  the 
3  Stimulate  a  broad- 
r  understanding  of  the  busi- 


Morris  Solos  With  Band 


The  Southern  College 
Concert  Band  will  present 
their  Spring  Concert  April  7. 
1984,  at  8  p.m.  in  the  P.  E. 
Center.  The  concert  will 
feature  a  tuba  guest  soloist. 
The  guest  soloist  will  be  R. 
Winston  Morris.  Professor 
Tuba/Euphonium  at 

Tennessee  Tech..  Coordinator 
of  the  Brass  Division,  and 
Director  of  the  Brass  Choir 
and  the  Tuba  Ensemble. 
Morris  is  considered  the  lead- 
ing authority  on  literature  for 
the  tuba  and  a  pioneer  in  the 
development  of  tuba 
ensembles.  He  has  written 
numerous  articles  on  tuba  and 
performance.  Also,  he  has 
composed  several  hundred 
works  for  tuba  during  the  past 
ten  years.  He  presently  is  the 
Tennessee  State  Chairman  for 


the  National  Association  of 
College  Wind  and  Percussion 
Instructors.  Morris  is  also  an 
editor  for  the  Brass  Press  and 
The  InslrumeHlalisI 

magazine.  He  was  olt  of  the 
founding  fathers  of  the 
Tubists  Universal 

Brotherhood  Association--a 
fraternity  of  euphoniumists  and 
tubists. 

In  1967,  Morris  organized 
the  now  internationally  recog- 
nized Tennessee  Tech  Tuba 
Ensemble.  He  is  the  tubist  for 
the  Tech  Faculty  Brass 
Quintet,  and  is  a  member  of 
the  famous  Matteson-Phillips 
Tuha  Jazz  Consort,  which  has 
traveled  world-wide. 

Along  with  the  guest  artist, 
the  band  will  be  playing 
several  other  numbers. 


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2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT  April   5,  1984 


Editorial 


At  times,  life  seems  to  be  stalemated  and 
we  become  discouraged,  feeling  like  we're 
not  making  any  progress.  This  seems 
especially  true  near  the  end  of  the  school 
year,  when  certain  goals  seem  so  distant, 
it's  times  like  this  that  the  temptation  to  quit 
comes  to  mind  quiet  often. 

Although  the  future  seems  too  big  to 
conquer,  it  is  not.  As  students  here  at  SC  we 
have  all  conquered,  we  have  all  made 
progress  in  some  area  and  its  the  progress 
that's  important. 

A  Southern  sage  once  wrote  this  prayer: 

"OLord, 

I'm  not  what  I  ought  to  be; 

I'm  not  what  I  want  to  be; 

I'm  not  what  I'm  going  to  be; 

But  thanks,  Lord, 

I'm  not  what  I  used  to  be.   Amen." 

Winston  Churchill  is  widely  acknowledged 
as  one  of  the  great  men  of  the  twentieth 
century.  His  leadership  in  World  War  II  is 
common  knowledge,  taught  in  History 
classes  throughout  the  United  States.  But. 
what  is  not  common  knowledge  is  that 
Churchill  showed  little  promise  as  a  student. 
In  fact,  one  semester  Churchill  ranked  last 
when  grades  were  posted  at  the  college 
where  he  attended.  Attempting  to  enroll  at 
Sandhurst  Military  Academy,  he  failed  the 
entrance  examination  twice. 

What  was  the  secret  to  his  success?  It  was 
his  determination  to  overcome  his  failure. 
Used  correctly,  failure  can  teach  us  lessons 


that  s 


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Editor 

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Dear  Editor: 

It  is  the  election  year,  a  time 
when  many  of  the  Adventist 
persuasion  decide  to  shun 
everything  political  and  let  the 
rest  of  the  country  decide  who 
will   run   the    United    States. 

I  feel  that  is  not  only  our 
moral  duty  but  our  Christian 
duty  to  take  part  in  the 
upcoming  presidential  elec- 
tions. It  is  possible  to  be  in 
the  world  and  not  of  the  world. 
We  must  be  aware  of  what  is 
going  on  around  us.  We  can't 
just  float  through  life  letting 


other  people  decide  for  u 
>  what's  going  ( 


very  important  that  in  the 
upcoming  elections  we  study 
the  candidates  for  ourselves; 
don't  let  others  make  up  your 
mind  for  you.  Study  the 
candidates  and  make  an 
educated  choice  as  for  who 
you  think  best  represents  you, 
your  relegion.  and  your  choice 
of  work. 

Many  people  feel  it  is  not  our 
place  to  vote  in  elections.  I 
guess  they  have  forgotten  that 
people  fought  and  died  so  that 
we  would  have  the  right  to 
claim  the  right  to  vote.  All 
that  this  country  stands  for  is 
based  on  the  right  of  the 
individual  to  take  part  in  the 
governing  body.    If  you  don't 


think  your  vote  counts,  you're 
wrong.  If  everyone  felt  that 
way,  we  would  have  no  vote! 
Our  country  was  also  based  on 
Religious  Freedom,  but 
nobody  shuns  that.  The  two 
are  very  strongly  correlated. 
You  can't  fight  for  one  and 
ignore  the  other. 

It  is  important  for  you  and 
what  you  stand  for  to  vote  and 
take  part  in  what  is  going  on 
around  you.  But  remember, 
make  up  your  own  mind,  study 
the  candidates  for  yourself, 
and  make  an  educated  vote. 
Your  vote  does  count. 

Sincerely, 
Royce  J.  Earp 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


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Amazing  Grace! 

Let's  suppose  for  the  sake  of 
illustration,  that  there  has 
been  no  provision  made  for 
humans  to  be  forgiven  for 
their  sins. 

Think  back  over  the  many 
times  you've  sinned  and  fallen 
short  of  God's  law.  Each  one 
of  your  transgressions,  in  its 
self,  could  keep  you  from 
heaven. 

Next,  prject  yourself  forward 
in  time,  along  with  all  your 
unforgiven  sins,  to  the  point  in 
time  after  the  millinium,  when 
God  brings  heaven  to  earth. 


See  yourself  outside  of  the 
New  Jerusalem  walls.  You  are 
doomed.  Time  has  run  out. 
You  stand  there  in  the  dark- 
ness along  with  Satan  and  his 
forces,  both  human  and  spirit- 
ual, and  realize  that  you  have 
missed  out  on  eternity. 

The  deep,   sinking  feeling 
that  you  will  soon   cease   to 
exist   bears   down    on   you. 
Because  of  your  sins,  in  a  few 
moments  you  will  receive  your 

You  squint  into  the  bright- 
ness of  the  golden  city  and  see 


huge  glorious  mansions.  You 
see  angels  perfect  and  beauti- 
ful. You  see  how  real  God  and 
heaven  really 


You( 


You  • 


You 


understand  how  cheaply  you 
sold    out.       You    are    lost. 
Forever  lost. 

As  you  stand  there  looking 
into  the  city,  you  see  one  man 
who  never  sinned.  He  alone 
endured  every  earthly  hard- 
ship, trial  and  temptation. 
He,  alone,  never  sinned.  He, 
alone,  belongs  in  heaven. 
Your  eyes  meet  his.  His  eyes 
show  his  deep  love  for  you  and 


they  share  with  you  the  deep 
anguish  of  your  fate. 

You  scream  to  him,  "Please 
save  me!  I'm  so  sorry!  Oh, 
Please  Save  me!" 

Instantly  you  find  yourself 
within  the  golden  City's 
immense  walls.  You  are 
saved.  You  will  live  in  peace 
and  happiness  for  eternity. 
You  look  to  thank  the  man 
with  the  loving  eyes  who 
saved  you  from  your  fate,  and 
he's  gone. 


You  peer  i 


into  the  evil 


heaven's  walls.  And  there  m 
the  place,  where  moments 
before  you  had  been  standing, 
is  that  perfect  man.  He  loves 
you  so  much  that  he  has  given 
you  his  place  in  eternal  glory. 
He  will  die  your  death.  You 
cannot  comprehend  this  ulti- 

Of  course,  by  the  time  God 
brings  heaven  to  earth,  it  will 
be  too  late.  But,  Jesus  had 
already  died  your  death.  And 
right  now  he  is  willing  to  trade 
his  perfection  and  place  in 
eternity  with  you,  for  you. 

Right  now.    Amazing  grace! 


(Take  this  little  quiz  and  find  out.) 
Put  a  1  by  each  statement  which  you  feel  is  generally  true. 

The  heart  is  usually  wiser  than  the  head. 

I  can  get  more  out  of  a  worship  service  in  a  meadow  or  a  grove  than 

in  a  regular  church  building. 

Casual  parties  are  more  natural  and  more  fun  than  formal  ones. 

The  purest  communication  is  the  silence  of  two  walking  side  by 

side. 

Love  is  a  feeling;  no  one  can  explain  it,  and  attempts  to  do  so  just 

cheapen  it. 

I  feel  more  comfortable  in  jeans,  (even  a  stiff,  new  pair)  than  I  do  in 

formal  clothes. 

I  would  rather  have  a  job  as  a  tour  guide  through  an  old,  mysterious 

castle  than  as  a  guide  in  the  Smithsonian  museum. 

Primitive  peoples  are  generally  happier  than  those  in  more  indust- 
rialized countries. 

Natural  things  are  better  than  chemically  derived  things. 

All  you  need  is  love. 

TOTAL 

1-3  You  have  a  cool  head  and  a  classical  outlook.  This  summer  ENGL 
337  can  help  you  understand  the  romantics  all  around  you  and  to 
find  a  common  touch  with  them. 

4-7  Your  outlook  is  a  balance  between  romantic  and  classical.  ENGL 
337  this  summer  can  deepen  your  understanding  of  your  romantic 
side  while  introducing  you  to  the  Victorians,  who  struggled  to 
solidify  a  balance  like  yours. 

8-10  You  are  an  incurable  romantic.     For  you,  ENGL  337  can  be  a 

delightful  encounter  with  romanticism,  followed  by  mature 

reflection  on  how  to  be  an  idealist  in  the  real  world. 

You\e  seen  trashy  imitations  on  supermarket  bookracks. 

Now  meet  the  real  romantics  and  their  heirs. 

19th  Century  English  Literature. 

Mr.  Haluska 


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The  first  names  of  women  at 
Southern  College  can  be  found 
in  this  puzzle.    If  you  can  find 
at  least  25,  you  will  be  eligible 
for  the  prize  of  $5  in  cash. 
One  winner  will  be  chosen  at 
random    from    all    entries. 
Entry  deadline  is  April  9.  One 
entry  per  person,  please. 

Name 

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Collegedale  Hospital  Plan  Delayed 


Plans  for  a  hospital  in 
Collegedale  hit  another  snag 
last  week.  Officials  from 
Adventist  Health  Systems/ 
Sunbelt  along  with  an  execu- 
tive from  Erlanger  Medical 
Center  in  Chattanooga  were 
prepared  to  testify  before 
state  health  planners  in  Nash- 
ville, hoping  their  joint  ven- 
ture for  a  hospital  in  College- 
dale  would  receive  a  more 
favorable  reception  than  a 
proposal  rejected  in  March  of 
1983. 

But  before'  the  testimony 
could    begin    in    the    appeal 


hearing  before  the  Tennessee 
Health  Facilities  Commission, 
the  administrative  law  judge 
for  the  hearing  disallowed 
most  of  the  planned 
testimony. 

State  attorney  Uurie  Doll- 
hofer  offer  a  motion  to  limit 
testimony  for  AHS's  case  to 
the  facts  of  the  original  certifi- 
cate of  need  application, 
which  did  not  include  the  joint 
venture  with  Erlanger  Hospi- 
tal. After  Judge  Charles 
Sullivan  granted  the  motion, 
the  commission  voted  to  defer 
the  appeal  hearing.  Attorneys 
for  sides  said  there  is  no  time 


limit  for  AHS  to  make  the  next 
move. 

The  original  move  by 
Adventist  Health  Systems  to 
form  a  joint  partnership  with 
Erianger  Medical  Center  took 
many  people  by  surprise.  In  a 
special  board  meeting  on 
March  26.  the  Chattanooga- 
Hamilton  County  Health 
Commission  (Erlanger's 
board)  voted  to  give  up  66  of 
their  770  approved  hospital 
beds,  if  the  THFC  approved 
AHS's  appeal.  In  return.  AHS 
and  Erlanger  would  form  a 
cooperative  agreement  on 
running  the  Collegedale  hos- 


pital. 
The  joint  venture  was  to  be  a 
way  of  getting  around  the 
THFC's  arguement  that  there 
were  too  many  hospital  beds 
in  Hamilton  County.  At  that 
hearing.  AHS  argued  that 
there  was  not  an  excess  buy  a 
mal-distribution  of  beds. 

Erianger  officals  said  that 
moving  hospital  beds  to  the 
Collegedale  area  would  be  a 
more  efficient  distribution  and 
would  help  get  around  the 
THFC's  concern  with  over- 
bedding. 

But  state  officials  said  the 
announcement    of    the    joint 


venture  came  too  close  to  the 
hearing  date  to  allow  time  for 
other  hospitals  in  the  area  to 
comment. 

According  to  the  Chattan- 
ooga Times,  THFC  vice  chair- 
man Barbara  Outhier  said  the 
proposal  should  have  been 
disclosed  sooner.  "I  think  the 
commission  is  being  asked  to 
plan  on  the  spot"  without 
input  from  other  hospitals,  she 
said. 

AHS  attorney  David  Steed 
said  he  would  be  discussing 
the  next  move  with  his  clients. 


♦Flowering  trees  and  shrubs  decorating  the 
landscape:  quince,  pear,  apple,  wild  cherry, 
forsythia,  red  bud.  and  dogwood  {the  latter 
providing  a  special  dazzle  to  leafing-out 
woods); 


*A1I  manner  of  meteorological  phei 
rain,  hail,  tornados,  drizzle,  fog,  thunder- 
storms, wind,  bright  sunshine,  low-hanging 
clouds,  and  then  blue  skies; 


*The  beginning  of  baseball  with  the  usual 
prognostications  by  "in-the-know"  sports 
writers  and  announcers  as  to  which  team  will 
be  on  top  when  the  season  closes;  the  end  of 
basketball  and  hockey,  and  the  midway  point 
in  the  little-noticed  maverick  US  football 
league;  our  own  tennis  courts  bristling  with 
correctly-attired  players  on  sunny  days; 


•Students,  weary  of  months  of  study, 
suddenly  realizing,  nonetheless,  that  they 
have  but  a  brief  three  weeks  to  finish  up 
those  reports,  projects;  themes,  and  papers 
that  their  teachers   have   so   conveniently 


•Every  club,  division,  department  an 
organization  trying  desperately  to  work  in 
camp-out,  picnic,  banquet,  outing,  party.  ( 
whatever  before  the  semester  slips  away; 


•The  campus  buzzing  with  the  latest  n 
to  "guess  who  got  engaged"  {some  a 
cements  are  quite  surprising!); 


•College  days  amazing  academy  seniors, 
"home  concerts"  by  ever  musical  organiza- 
,  tion  on  campus,  gymnasts  doing  their  thing, 
"My  Fair  Lady."  Easter,  the  debut  of  The: 
Southern  Memories,  the  Strawberry  Festival 
final  examinations,  and  Commencement: 


Cynic 


"First  of  all,  that  was 
yesterday.  Second  of  all,  that 
was  another  song.  And  third 
of  all,  I  didn't  say  I  didn't  like 
her." 

The  first  guy  wanted  to  get  in 
the  talk.  "You  grabbed  your 
throat  and  acted  like  you  were 
about  to  throw  up  all  over  your 
shoes  1" 


"There,  see?  You  insinuated 
iti"  The  third  guy  wanted  the 
upper  hand,  and  besides,  he 
loved  that  big  word. 
"Ah,  come  on  guys,  gimme  a 


They  were  near  the  end  of  the 
mall.  Their  adventure  was 
almost  over,  and  it  was  time 
for  them  to  get  back  to 
wherever  they  had  come  from. 

Standing  by  a  video  game 
next  to  the  entrance  were'two 
giris. 

"On  a  scale  of  1  to  10,  what 
would  you  say?"  The  first  guy 
was  taking  a  poll. 

The  second  guy  said,  "They 
look  pretty  good,  but  too 
young.  Look.  I  think  they're 
talking  about  us." 


The  first  girt  whispered  in  the 
second  girl's  ear.  "Look  at 
those  three  nerds.  Do  you 
think  any  giris  in  their  right 
minds  go  out  with  them?" 

"1  would  say  they  both  add 
up  to  about  10.  Come  on,  let's 
get  out  of  here."     The  third 


guy  wanted  to  hurry  up  and 
hear  his  tape. 

"No  way!  Besides,  look  at 
them.  They  probably  don't 
even  like  girls!" 

It  is  amazing-girls  can  be  so 
intuitivei,. 


counting 
onyou. 


Red  Cross. 
The  Good  Neighbor. 


•The  end  of  the  school  year! 


April  5.  19&4      SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Ornithology  Class  Visits  Florida 


During  the  recent  spring 
break  last  month  the  Omithol- 
oev  class  along  with  their 
instructor,  E.  O.  Grundset. 
and  lab  assistant  Dave 
Mafhevvson,  travelled  some 
2685  miles  throughout  the 
state  of  Florida  in  search  ol 
birds  indiginous  to  the  state 
plus  other  birds  which  winter 

The  class  visited  such 
well-known  cites  as  Cape  Can- 
averal. Payne's  Prairie  Wild- 
life Refuge.  Merritt  Island, 
Loxahatchee,  Sanibel  Island 
and  also  lesser  known  spots 
such  as  Black  Point  with  its 
extensive  marshes,  Boca 
Grande  Beach,  Lake  Tohopek- 
aliga.  and  other  places  too 
numerous  to  mention. 

Using  binoculars  and  tele- 
scopes the  class  was  able  to 
sleuth  out  such  rariries  as  the 
Golden  Plover,  Swallow-tailed 
Kites,  the  Seaside  Sparrow 
(but  not  the  Dusky  Seaside 
Sparrow  which  is  virtually 
extinct),  the  Virginia  Rail,  and 
Smooth-billed  Anis.  Of  course 
there  were  great  aggregarions 
of  typically  Florida  birds: 
Great  Egrets,  Sandhill  Cranes 
L  Double-crested  Cormorants, 
j  Great  Blue  Herons,  and  White 
Ibises.    There  was  the  amaz- 


ing sight  of  hundreds  of  these 
birds  perched  around  a  pond 
on  the  famous  Faxahatchee 
Strand  in  the  Everglades,  and 
at  the  rookery  in  the  middle  of 
a  lake  near  the  police  station 
at  Venice. 

It  was  not  the  sole  object  of 
the  trip  to  'rack  up'  as  many 
birds  as  possible;  another 
purpose  was  to  notice  the 
changing  vegitation  habitats 
and  how  environmental  fac- 
tors affect  and  determine  the 
distribution  of  these  birds. 
The  class  became  familiar 
with  numerous  dominant 
plants,  other  floral  and  ecolo- 
gical aspects.  In  their  reports, 
each  student  made  daily  lists, 
area  lists,  trip  list^,  and 
described  certain  birds   and 

Since  nesting  in  Florida 
begins  in  February,  the  class 
observed  the  nestlings  of  Bald 
Eagles,  Great  Blue  Herons, 
Mallards,  and  Common  Moor 
Hens.  Of  the  146  species 
observed,  the  class  fondly 
recalls  such  intimate  incidents 
as:  allowing  the  Scrub  Jays  to 
feed  right  out  of  their  hands, 
watching  Ospreys  attacking 
the  soaring  Bald  Eagles  at 
Payne's  Prairie,  the  close-up 
view  of  the  Hermit  Thrush, 


and  the  magnificent  Sandhill 
Cranes  parading  in  a  field 
near  Kissimmee-and  who  can 
forget  the  American  Bittern 
(totally  unafraid)  posing  with- 
in five  feet  of  the  van. 

The  trip  was  not  without  its 
moments  of  crises-such  as  the 
time  when  nearly  all  the 
transmission  fluid  leaked  out 
of  the  van  (fortunately  we 
reached  a  friendly  Exxon 
station  just  in  time),  and  that 
horrible  moment  when  we 
were  flying  down  the   inter- 


state and  the  second  tank  of 
gas  wouldn't  'engage'  (it 
finally  did  after  some  maneu- 
vering), and  the  amazing 
places  where  we  ate  and  slept. 

In  Orlando  the  class  visited 
the  Audubon  House  where 
injured  birds  are  rehabilitated 
and  watched  the  caretakers 
teaching  a  Bald  Eagle  to  fly 
again-a  job  requiring  dedica- 
tion and  much  patience. 

The  last  day  of  the  trip  was 
spent  on  Discovery  Island  at 
Disney  World  where  some  of 


the  world's  largest 
are  located.  Here  is  located 
the  only  breeding  colony  of 
Scarlet  Ibises  in  Florida.  Just 
recently  the  research  program 
for  saving  the  Dusky  Seaside 
Sparrow  has  been  moved  to 
Discovery  Island-Wait  Disney 
will  direct  some  of  its  vast 
funds  into  this  worthy  ornith- 
ological project. 

The  class  will  savor  and 
remember  for  a  long  time  this 
adventure  and  introduction  to 
the  world  of  birds. 


News  In  Brief 


By  RoyceJ.  Earp 


I  The  New  York  primaries  Tues- 
1  day  showed  Mondale  with  a 
Islight  advantage  over  the 
■other  two  democrat  hopefuls 
lat  stake  are  252  delegates  at 
■  the  national  convention  in  San 
I  Francisco. 

31  billion  fewer  cigarettes 
|were  smoked  in  1983,  accord- 

„  I  the  American  Cancer 
■Society.  That  is  the  largest 
Jdrop  ever  recorded  in  a  single 
"The  7  per  cent  drop 
■will  result  in  a  decline  in 
■cigarette-related  diseases," 
■said  Dr.  Gerald  Murphy.  He 
■added  that  people  no  longer 
■considered  it  smart  to  smoke. 


the  Norwegian 
Sea.  The  operation  is  now 
being  monitored  by  NATO  and 
will  observe  the  flottilla  until  it 
finishes  its  final  manuevers. 
This  is  the  Soviets  largest 
Naval 


The  Tennessee  State  Senate 
voted  Monday  night  to  raise 
the  states  legal  drinking  age 
from  19  to  21.  The  vote  was 
29-0-4.  Ifthe  bill  goes  through 
the  House  of  Representatives 
then  it  will  become  Law  on 
July  1.  Such  amendments  to 
the  bill  like  a  "grandfather" 
clause  and  a  drink-with-a- 
parent  clause,  failed. 

■  The   Soviet   Union   surprised 

I  western  intelligence  agencies      The   Major   League    baseball 

|by  conducting  a  major  naval 


games.  The  rest  of  the  teams 
got  under  way  by  Wednesday. 
Things  to  look  for  in  this 
season  are  how  teams  with  the 
drug-problems  do  and  how 
commissioner  Bowie  Kuhn 
acts  in  his  last  year  of  duty. 

48  people  were  wounded  in 
Jerusalem  Monday  when  3 
terrorists  opened  fire  and 
threw  grenades  in  the  heart  of 
downtown  Jerusalem,  One  of 
the  attackers  was  killed  while 
the  other  two  were  captured. 

The  number  of  births,  marri- 
ages, and  divorces  all  dropped 
in  1983.  Births  declined  2  per 
cent.  Marriages  dropped  3 
per  cent  and  divorces  dropped 
for  a  second  straight  year  to 
five  per  1(MX)  people. 


New  Construcfion  boomed  6.9 
percent  in  February  causing  a 
12  per  cent  rise  in  construction 
jobs.  Housing  was  at  a  38  year 
high  and  up  10  per  cent  from 
January.  Office  construction 
industrial  construction  and 
highway  and  street  construc- 
tion were  also  up. 

The  battle  for  the  NCAA 
Championship  came  to  an  end 
Monday  night  as  the  George- 
town Hoyas  34-3  beat  the  32-5 
Houston  Cougars.  84-75.  The 
Cougars  have  now  lost  two 
championships  in  a  row  as  the 
Hoyas  won  their  first  ever 
title. 

Entertainer  Marvin  Gaye  was 
shot  to  death  Sunday  in  Los 


Angeles.  His  father  was  taken 
into  custody.  He  sang  gospel 
as  well  as  top  10  hits  like  / 
Heard  It  Through  The  Grape- 
vine before  he  was  gunned 
down  the  day  before  his  45th 
birthday. 

Hondurous  moved  to  make  the 
military  more  civillian  orient- 
ed and  therefore  a  more  stable 
democratic  nation  by  remov- 
ing several  high-ranking  offi- 
cers in  the  Hondurian  mili- 
tary. They  were  seen  as  a 
threat  to  the  peace  of  the 
nation  so  they  were  "asked" 
to  resign.  The  U.S.  has  7000 
soldiers  stationed  in  Hondurus 
to  help  in  keeping  Nicaragua 
and  El  Salvador  from  coming 
into  Hondurus. 


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Time  Out 


The  SC  soccer  season  began 
Monday  with  Mike  Krall's 
team  trouncing  Dwight 
Perry's  ream  13-3.  Only  five 
of  Perry's  chosen  players 
showed  up  on  a  cool,  crisp, 
and  windy  afternoon.  Milce 
Krall  scored  six  goals.  Dale 
Tunnel!  four,  with  Ken  Grieve 
Keith  Goodrum.  and  Jill 
Penrod  scoring  one  each  for 
the  victors.  Xerxes  Cursetjee, 
Eugene  Kornff.  and  Jim 
Estrada  tallied  for  Perry  (0-1). 

If  you  ever  get  bored  with 
your  supper,  especially  if 
you're  a  soccer  fan.  why  not 
come  out  and  take  in  a  coupie 
of  games.  There  are  eight 
teams  competing  this  year  and 
the  season  lasts  four  weeks. 
There's  plenty  of  room  for 
you. 

•There  are  the  final  stand- 
ings for  the  '84  floor  hockey 
season.  Also  below  is  a  list  of 
the  eleven  top  goal  scorers  for 
the  season. 


Final  Floor  Hockey  St 

ndir 

gs 

W 

L 

T 

Pt 

Jaecks 

5 

2 

0 

10 

Scheffel 

4 

1 

2 

Negron 

4 

2 

1 

Ellis 

4 

i 

0 

Montaperto 

3 

4 

0 

McNeilus 

2 

4 

1 

Brownlow 

2 

i 

0 

4 

Johnson 

2 

b 

0 

Top  Goal  Scorers  (Final) 


Joe  Chaffin 
Greg  Ellis 
John  Monteith 
Brian  Pollett 
Ronald  Aguilera  Jr. 
Jim  Estrada 
Andy  Nail 
Linden  McNeilus 
John  Waller  Grys 
Steve  Jaecks 
Jimmy  South 


FYI 

In  mid-March,  the  Senate 
Finance  Committee  approved 
a  two-year  extension  of  the  tax 
free  status  for  employers  with 
tuition  benefits.  Previous 
legislation  giving  tax  breaks 
had  expired  in  December. 

Earlier  in  the  month, 
committees  had  approved  the 
tax  exemption  of  such  fringe 
benefits  as  reduced-cost  hous- 
ing for  faculty  and  tuition- 
remission  programs  at  coll- 
eges and  universities. 

In  future  action,  legislators 
are  expected  to  adopt  propos- 
als affecting  deferred- 
compensation  plans  and  limit- 
ed use  of  industrial-develop- 
ment bonds  for  student  loan 
fund-raising,  charitable  dona- 
tions and  employer-paid 
health  benefits. 


The  Vespers  program  this 
Friday  night  will  be  presented 
by  the  Southern  College 
Collegiate  Chorale.  Under  the 
direction  of  Don  C.  Runyan, 
the  Choral  will  perform 
"Hymns  of  the  Church". 
The  present  Church  Hymnal 
is  over  40  years  old  and  no 
longer  meets  the  needs  of  the 
church.  There  are  no  spirit- 
I  uals,  no  folk  songs  and  no 
gospel  music. 

Along  with  the  theme  of  the 
concert.    Dr.    Runyan    has 


chosen  songs  which  are  pre- 
sently in  the  hymnal  and  some 
that  will  be  in  the  new  hymnal. 

Some  of  the  songs  included 
will  be;  "Savior  Like  A  Shep- 
herd Lead  Us,"  "For  All  The 
Saints."  and  "It  Is  Well  With 
My  Soul."  The  song  Jeru- 
salem My  Happy  Home,"  will 
include  a  solo  by  David 
Darmody. 

Dr.  Runyan  said  that  "the 
combination  of  the  old  tunes 
with  the  new  should  add  to  an 
enjoyable  and  inspirational 
concert."  The  concert  will  be 
presented  in  the  church  at 
8:00  p.m.  this  Friday  night. 


The  last  cafeteria  pizza  and 
movie  of  the  school  year  will 
be  Saturday  night  April  7. 

The  movie  will  be  "The 
Miricle  of  the  White  Stall- 
ions." It  is  a  Disney  film 
about  the  Lipazzon  stallions 
during  Worid  War  II.  And 
how  the  U.S.  army  helped 
rescue  them  from  the  Ger- 
mans and  the  Russians.  The 
movie  also  contains  several 
performances  by  the  worid 
famous  stallions. 

The  doors  to  the  cafeteria  will 
open  at  7:45  p.m.  and  the 
movie  will  start  at  8:15  p.m. 


America's  first  and  probably 
best-known  fast-food  esta- 
blishment could  become  a 
historic  landmark  in  the  future 
but  not  if  the  owners  has 
anything  to  say  about  it. 

Marin  County  architect  Alan 
Hess  nominated  the  Mc- 
Donald's in  Downey  California 
and  a  federal  agency  declared 
the  30-year-old  restaurant 
eligible  as  a  national  historic 
landmark. 

The  Pep  Boys  -  Manny.  Moe 
and  Jack  ■-  will  not  apply  for 
the  historic  status  because  of 
the  restrictions  on  future  de- 
velopment that  come  with  the 
distinction. 

Their  restaurant,  built  in 
1953  about  10  miles  south  of 
downtown  Los  Angeles,  was 
the  second  with  golden  arches 
and  is  the  oldest  surviving 
McDonald's  in  the  nation. 
The  original  franchis 
run  the  restaurant. 


You  first  heard   it 
Wendy's  hamburge 
i;ial,butthe —  "■ 


still 


tion  is  popping  up  on  T-shirts.' 
in  political  cartoons  and 
jabs-even  high-school  basket- 
ball cheers. 

Copywriter  Clifford  Freeman 
of  Dancer  Fitzgerald  Sample 
Inc.  thought  up  the  slogan 
with  a  minimum  of  effort  last 
June.  Freeman  also  gave 
advertising  fans  "Sometimes 
you  feel  like  a  nut;  sometimes 
you  don't"  (Mounds  and 
Almond  Joy  candies)  and  "the 
extra  cool  sensation  of  gale- 
force  Arctic  winds  whipping 
through  my  hair"  (York 
Peppermint  Patties). 

But  without  director  Joe 
Sedelmaier  of  Chicago,  it  just 
wouldn't  have  been  the  same. 
He  cast  the  three  women  in 
the  commercial,  which  was 
originally  written  for  a  woman 
and  two  men. 

Indicators  point  to  the 
successof  the  slogan.  Besides 
the  fad  phenomena  effect, 
average     store      sales      at 


-famous  ques- 


Wendy's  were  up  15  percent  I 
in  January,  according  to  Carl  I 
diBiase      of      Restraurant  | 

This  coming  weekend,  April  I 
6-8,  the  Student  Missions  I 
Retreat  will  be  held  at  the  | 
Cohutta  Springs  Camp. 

Feature  speaker  for  this  I 
weekend  will  be  Doug  Martin  | 
from  the  North  Carolina  a 
Martin  works  with  the  youth  I 
ministry  department.  A  slide  I 
presentation  of  the  Honduras! 
trip  during  spring  break  invol-r 
ving  students  from  Southeml 
College  will  be  shown. 

Asked  the  purpose  of  this! 
retreat,  S.  M.  leader  Mike! 
Baez  said,  "It's  for  several| 
reasons.  One,  to  build 
interest;  two,  for  those  goinjj 
out  into  the  missions  field, 
inform  them  of  what  to  expect! 
and  third,  public  relations  foJ 
the  club.  You  don't  have  to  b^ 
a  club  member  to  come| 
everyone  is  invited. ' ' 

The  cost  for  this  retreat  i; 
$20  for  non  members  and  $1| 
for  members. 


April  5,  1984      SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Southern  Cynic 


By  Ganhy  Curlls 


They  were  walking  through 
the  mall.  Nothing  special  in 
that.  Just  checking  out  the 
women,  and  hoping  there 
would  be  a  sale  on  Arrow 
shirts  or  Levis. 

"Hey.  man  is  she  beautifull" 
The  first  guy  had  his  sleeves 
rolled  up  and  was  wearing 
Polo  cologne.  "I  mean,  she  is 
very  good  looking." 

"Yeh.  and  she  looks  like  she 
knows  it  too."  The  second 
guy  had  his  hands  shoved  in 
his  jeans.  He  had  his  head 
leaned  back  a  bit.  and  a  half 
smile  was  trying  to  hold  itself 
on  his  face  even  when  he 
couldn't    think    of    anything 

"The  only  reason  she  knows 


It,  IS  because  every  other  guy 
drools  at  her  the  same  way 
we  are."  The  third  guy  was 
carrying  a  freshly  bought 
cassette.  He  was  swinging  it 
so  that  everyone  around  would 
know  that  he  was  the  one 
spending  money. 

"She  probably  wouldn't  be 
any  fun  to  go  out  with.  I  hate 
talking  to  chicks  who  think 
they're  models."  The  second 
guy  was  hoping  to  catch  her 

The  first  guy  said,  "Hey, 
let's  stop  this  and  have  a 
drink.  Besides,  there  are 
always  cute  chicks  that  work  in 
this  place." 

"Sure.  Fine.  Sounds  OK  to 
me.  Ifthere's  cute  chicks  let's 


get  a  drink."  The  thurd  guy 
was  open  to  suggestions,  and 
he  was  tired  of  swinging  his 
cassette  around. 

They  sat  down  and  drank 
their  drinks.  (Ooooooh  caff- 
einated) 

The  first  guy  was  feeling 
compassionate.       He    said, 
"Man,  I  feel  sorry  for  that  giri 
at  the  register.     It  must  be 
touch  to  live  with  a  hare-lip." 

Always  thinking  of  dating, 
the  second  guy  asked,  "Do 
you  think  anyone  ever  asks  her 
out?" 

The  third  guy  had  the 
answer.  "Sure!  I  bet  every 
gimp  in  Chattanooga  is  after 

He  was  very  clever,  and  they 


had  a  very  good  laugh. 

Being  the  eagle  eye  of  the 
three,  the  first  guy  spotted 
what  next  walked  into  the  fast 
food  place.  "Alright,  what  do 
you  think  of  her--don't  turn 
around  you  idiots,  wait  'til  she 
goes  by." 

She  went  by,  and  probably 
couldn't  help  but  over-hear 
snickers. 

"Well?"  The  first  guy  liked 
her,  but  didn't  want  to  say  so 
until  he  knew  what  the  others 
thought. 

"Eh.  she's  OK.  I  don't  think 
I'd  ask  her  out."  So  the  poor 
girl  would  never  get  a  chance 
to  learn  what  kind  of  a  guy  the 
second  guy  was. 

"Too  much  make-up."    The 


Classifieds 


third  guy  was  chewing  his 
straw  and  staring  at  her 
backside. 

Back  in  the  mall  the  three 
practiced  strutting  and  laugh- 
ing too  loud.  They  were  pretty 
good  at  it.  They  got  people  to 
look  at  them.  Having  people 
look  at  you  is  good  for  your 
self  image. 

As  they  went  by  the  record 
store,  there  was  a  new  release 
blaring  out  through  the  doors. 
The  second  guy  said,  "Wow,  I 
think  1  like  that  giri  singing." 
The  third  guy  was  ripe  for  an 
argument,  "I  thought  you 
said  you  didn't  like  her. 
Remember  when  we  heard 
that  other  song  by  her  yes- 


Joe  Denny, 

That  cynic   was   super. 
Keep  up  the  good  work.    Oh 
yes,  how  is  the  2  week  list 
coming? 

RK 

DearD.G.. 

Thanks  for  all  the  special 
times.  You're  a  very  special 
person  and  I  love  you  very 
much.  .,      ^ 

Always, 
L.B. 

ToS.K.,C.P.,andD.C.* 

Thanks  for  a  great  picnic. 
It  was  lots  of  fun.  We'll  have 
to  do  it  again  sometime,  but 
this  time  with  no  rain. 

K.S. 
Sweetie, 

What  in  the  worid  are  we 

3ing  to  each  other?     Lets 

:t  our  acts  togetherl 

Found:        "Social    Fabric" 
l^mencan    History    book. 
Identify  name  on  cover.  Call 
Dale  238-3212. 


Hey  Former  Instructor, 

Lets  skip  the  pool  and  play 
squash  with  Howard  Day, 
remember  to  bring  the  soap 
on  a  rope. 

QuinYowell 

Dear  82105, 

Here  we  are  in  the  end  of 
another  school  year.  Kiss 
S7,000  goodbye.  That 
could've  gotten  you  the 
Sunbird  you  wanted.  Oh 
well,  you  only  have  one  year 
left.  Good  luck  next  year. 
Love  you, 
10412 
422442S-- 

Did  you  even  see  last 
week's?  See  if  I  ever  write 
you  another  one! 


Mrs.  Runyan, 

Our  appreciation  overflows 
at  the  kindness  and  gener- 
osity you've  shown  us  by 
allowing  us  to  actually  come 
into  the  Thatcher  lobby  to 
call  after  8  p.m.  Will  your 
abundant    kindness    ever 


We 


uldn't 


imagine  lingering  in  the 
lobby  after  the  great  strides 
you've  made  in  showing  us 
compassion  towards  the  use 
of  the  telephones. 
The  Grateful  Guys  in  Talge 

Dear  Bobby  (Cookie), 

Your  so  handsome  and 
manly.  At  night  I  dream  of 
you  holding  me  in  your  arms 
so  gently  and  wispering 
sweet  nothings  in  my  ear. 
Your  my  idea  of  a  total 
Southern  Gentleman. 

Love  your 
Secret  Admirer 


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Moby, 
This  weekend  was  a  blast. 
Hope  you  get  over  all  this 
tension  that  has  surfaced. 
Thanks  again. 

Love  ya. 
Pearl 


161; 

Retteb   leef  uoy   epoh, 
sknaht  rofgnihtyrevt 


Dear  Kelly,  Kim,  Sue,  and 
C.C. 

You  giris  are  perfect 
examples  of  Southern 
Women!    Keep  it  uplll 

Some  one  who 
appreciates  you 

Lost  scientific   calculator   a 
week  ago  call  238-3171. 


Congratulations  to  the  New 
Officers  of  Sigma  Theta  Chi: 

Charlene  Peek 
Susan  Ermer 
Lizy  Cruz 
Laura  Stewart 
Lori  Johnston 
Keila  Fernandez 
Kim  Setters 
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Volume  39,  Number  23 


Southern  College.  CoUegedale.  Te 


Academy  Seniors  Visit  Southern  College 


Southern  College  will  hold  its 
annual  College  Days  this 
weekend  on  April  15  and  16, 
1984.  Seniors  from  all  the 
academies  in  the  Southern 
Union  will  be  present  along 
with  quite  a  few  students  from 
public  high  schools.  Between 
500  and  600  seniors  are  ex- 
pected to  attend. 

The  Seniors  will  be  arriving 
between  10:00  a.m.  and  12:00 
noon.  They  will  be  met  at 
Four  Corners  by  SA  Offices 
dressed  up  in  Old  South 
antebellum  costumes.  Lemon- 
ade will  be  served  at  a  gazebo 


there.  The  buses  and  vans  will 
then  join  a  procession  to  the 
Southern  College  campus  with 
police  cars,  fire  engines,  and 
limosines,  with  sirens,  flags 
and  horns  heralding  their 
arrival. 


Once  they  are  on  campus, 
they  will  register,  get  their 
orientation  booklets,  and  have 
refreshments  underneath  a 
tent  in  front  of  Wright  Hall. 

Many    events    have    been 
planned   for   College   Days. 
Tours  of  the  campus  will  be 
given    and    intermurals    with 
college  and  academy  students 


will  take  place   in  the  after- 

The  two  main  features  of 
College  Days  are  the  perfor- 
mance of  "My  Fair  Ladv". 
and  the  Southern  College  SA 
Talent  Show.  The  play,  "My 
Fair  Lady"  will  be  at  3:00  p.m. 
Sunday  afternoon  in  the  Col- 
legedale  Academy  auditor- 
iu  n.  The  production  is  pre- 
sented by  the  Division  of 
Music  as  their  annual  musical 
production. 


feature  music  from  Flash- 
dance  to  breakdancing  to  clas- 
sical music.  Peggy  Branden- 
burg, SA  Vice  President  for 
Social  Activities,  urges, 
"everybody  to  come  out  and 
see  their  friends  compete  for  a 
thousand  dollars  in  prizes. ' ' 

Also,  between  5:30  and  6:30 
p.m.  Sunday,  there  will  be  a 
banquet  in  the  cafeteria  for  all 
the  public  high  school  stu- 
dents. 

in  with  a 


Monday  will  begin 

The  Talent  Show  will  be  at     continental   breakfast    in    the 

8:00  p.m.  on  Sunday  evening     PE    Center,    followed    by    a 

in   the   PE   Center.       It    will     general  information  session. 


The  students  will  then  divide 
according  to  their  major  they 
plan  to  take  and  will  go  on  a 
guided  tour  of  the  buildings 
that  house  that  department. 
The  Science  Department  in 
Hackman  Hall,  for  instance, 
will  be  serving  refreshments 
and  handing  out  caps  saying: 
Natural  Science,  Southern 
College. 

Most  students  will  then 
leave,  to  return  to  their  acad- 
emies, by  noon  on  Monday, 
April  16. 

E.O.  Grundset.  who  helped 
plan  the  activities  says.  "This 
year's  College  Days  is  the  best 
organized  yet." 


Faculty  Senate  Discusses  Curriculum 


By  Jerry  KovalskI 

The  last  Faculty  Senate 
meeting  of  the  year  was  held 
Monday  April  9.  Repori:s 
from  the  various  committees 


The  first  report  came  from 
the  General  Education  com- 
mittee by  Larry  Hansen. 
Hansen  said  that  they  were 
going  through  the  book  Edu- 
cation and  were  giving  reports 
on  sections  hoping  to  find 
guidelines  they  could  follow 
in  setting  the  requirements 
for  general  education. 


The  loans  and  Scholarship 
Subcommittee  reported,  by 
Laurel  Wells,  said  that  they 
had  considered  171  students 
for  grants  and  loans  for  the 
school  and  107  of  those  had 
been  assisted.  She  also  re- 
ported that  those  107  had 
received  S4.200  in  loans  and 
^57.375  in  grants.  Institu- 
tional  and  private  grants  and 
loans  were  reported  to  have 
corne  to  $434,885  this  year 
and  federal  grants  and  loans 
came  to  S2.320.074.  She 
also  reported  that  last  year 
1-323  students  received  fi- 
nancial aid  and  that  a 
ed  to  54,306.407. 


Ben  McArthur  presented 
the  report  from  the  Writing 
Subcommittee.  He  said  that 
they  had  sent  surveys  to  the 
teachers  that  taught  "W"  or 
writing  courses,  to  "see 
what  they  were  doing  and 
what  they  think."  It  is  also 
discussing  adding  new 
classes  to  the  "W"  section. 

Carol  Haynes  told  about  the 
Teaching  Learning  Center 
and  gave  some  statistics 
concerning  that  facility.  The 
Center  is  open  48  hours  a 
week  and  since  last  Septem- 
ber over  563  students  have 
used  their  services.  She  also 
reported  that  during  the 
month  of  March,  students 
were  in  the  TLC  for  a  total  of 
725  hours. 

Cyril  Futcher  made  his 
report  for  the  Academic 
Affiars  Committee.  The  first 
thing  he  reported  was  that 
the  "W"  course  require- 
ments for  as.  BM,  and  BBA 
degrees  should  be  changed 
so  that  all  three  of  the 
classes  would  come  from  the 
major  area.  The  senate 
voted  that  this  proposal  be 
sent  to  the  General  Educa- 
tion Subcommittee  for  re- 
Industrial  Education  is  going 


to  be  offered  next  year.  It  is 
a  one-year  certificate  in 
Trade  Competence  and  will 
have  three  areas  of  empha- 
sis. These  areas  are  electri- 
cal wiring,  plumbing,  and 
refrigeration/air  condition- 
ing. It  is  a  practical  course, 
Futcher  reported  but  no  new 
courses  are  going  to  be 
added. 

Everette  Schlisner  reported 
for  the  Student  Services 
Committee.  He  proposed 
that  there  be  no  classes  on 
July  4  because  of  the  Nation- 
al significance  of  that  day. 
The  faculty  voted  in  approval 
of  this  hoping  that  the 
students  would  use  this  time 
to  catch  up  on  homework. 
Also  proposed  was  that 
meetings  during  the  Week 
Of  Prayer  be  only  on  Tues- 
day and  Thursday  morning 
and  Monday  through  Friday 
night.  This  was  because  of 
poor  attendance  and  the  lack 
of  the  speakers  to  get  to 
meet  the  students  person- 
ally. The  senate  voted  in 
approval  of  this. 

ned 


2/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  12,  1984' 


Editorial 


Lord.  Give  me  patie 


.  NOWni 


!  all  have  to  do  something  we  don't  like. 
Whether  it  be  a  job.  an  assignment,  or  anything  else. 
Eventually,  we  all  must  do  things  we  dislike  or  even  hate. 

One  of  those  things  for  me  is  staying  up  late  because  of 
other  people's  forgetfulnessor  lack  of  consideration. 
Another  thing  I  dislike  very  much  is  really  depending  on 
someone  who  doesn't  come  through.  Then  I'm  left  holding 
the  bag.  1  could  go  on  about  a  few  more  things  that  bother 
me,  but  I'm  sure  you  get  the  point. 

Because  1  am  human  it  is  hard  for  me  to  forgive  other  people 
for  their  mistakes,  though  1  sincerely  want  their  forgiveness 
when  my  humanness  gets  the  best  of  me. 

When  we  stop  to  think  about  it  that  way,  it  is  easier  to 
be  patient  and  forgiving.  This  is  not  to  say  that  it  is  easy,  just 
a  little  easier. 

I  know  that  for  me,  it  is  very  hard  to  hold  back  my  hasty 
opinion  of  the  faults  of  others,  but  I'm  trying.  Every  day  I 
fmd  some  new  way  to  test  my  patience.  And  every  day  I 
grow  a  little  bit  better  that  way.  I'm  sure  that  it  is  just  a  little 
bit,  but  I'm  also  sure  that  I  am  getting  belter.  There  are 
times  when  I  slip,  but  if  the  Lord  can  forgive  me,  I  can  learn 
to  forgive  others  as  well. 

..MM 


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GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


College  Forced  To  Sell  Themselves  Better 


Like  their  counterparts  in  the 
business  world,  college  offic- 
ials are  realizing  the  impor- 
tance of  sound  marketing  in 
their  quest  for  students. 

And  they  have  to,  if  colleges 
are  to  avoid  closing  and  de- 
creasing services  in  the  fu- 
ture. Since  a  peak  in  1977,  the 
number  of  high  school  gradu- 
ates has  been  declining.  That 
pool  is  expected  to  drop  by  14 
percent  during  the  period  of 
1981-1986  from  2.9  million  to 
2.5  million.  In  1988,  a  slight 
increase  will  raise  the  number 
to  2.6  million.  Another  low  in 
1992  (2.3  million)  will  be  felt 
before  the  number  of  high 
school  graduates  climbs  in 
2000  lo  almost  2.7  million. 
(These  predictions  are  based 
on  a  report  by  the  Western 
Interstate  Commission  for 
Higher  Education,  the  Teach- 
ers Insurance  and  Annuity 
Association  and  the  College 
Board.) 

In  addition  to  doing  their 
homework,  college  recruit- 
ment techniques  are  taking  on 
a  more  sophisticated  glow  -- 


just  look  at  the  snazzy,  four- 
color  publications  and  adver- 
tisements for  proof. 

In  the  print  media,  promoting 
a  good  image  is  done  through 
logos,  slogans,  graphics  and 
carefully  chosen  photos  and 
text.  Many  colleges  tout 
successful  alumni-particular- 
lycelebrities-in  their  publica- 
tions to  catch  and  hold  poten- 
tial students'  attention. 

Extra  efforts  are  not  cheap. 
At  the  Jensen  Beach  campus 
of  the  Florida  Institute  of 
Technology,  an  estimated 
$750-5900  is  spent  on  each 
freshman  in  the  class  of  '88  -- 
"fairly  typical  for  a  private 
college,"  said  marketing  di- 
rector John  C.  Hutchins. 

Before  spending  money  on 
any  efforts,  however,  admis- 
sion and  marketing  officials- 
like  their  business  counter- 
parts-do research  on  the  col- 
lege's strengths,  make  pros- 
pective student  lists  and  do 
perception  surveys. 

One  of  the  valuable  tools  a 
marketing  researcher  utilizes, 
is  the  College  Board  exams. 


The  board,  which  tests  nearly 
3  million  students  every 
makes  available  grades,  class 
rank,  college  and  career  plai 
interests  and  awards,  ethnic 
background  and  other  demo- 
graphic information  of  high 
school  juniors  and  seni( 
Schools  pay  a  fee,  plu; 
cents  per  name,  for  each 
student  list. 

Private  consultants  are 
used  in  college  marketing,  as 
are  computers.  At  the  F.I. T-'? 
School  of  Applied  Technolog)', 
a  computer  stores  answers  to 
common  questions  by  pros- 
pective students  for  quick 
response  by  admissions  coun- 
selors. 

Conferences,  workshops 
publications  from  the  Council 
for  Advancement  and  Support 
of  Education  also  aid  college 
recruitment  improvement  p 
grams. 

For  their  part,  high  school 
students  studying  college  " 
tions  can  make  wise  decisions 
by  checking  with  guidance 
counselors  and  alumni, 
ing  campuses  and  reading 
college  guides. 


April  12,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


KeflecHon  Writing 


•The  President  has  signed 
into  law  The  Sunday  Laws 
gi]l,"  As  those  words  came 
over  the  radio.  I  was  snatched 
from  early  morning  groggi- 
ness.  At  first  1  was  sure  I  was 
dreaming,  but  as  details  of  the 
signing  came  from  my  clock 
radio,  I  bolted  from  my  bed 
and  raced  to  the  window  to 
check  for  falling  stars  or 
possibly  an  earthquake. 

As  1  stood  by  my  window,  I 
shuddered  at  the  possibility  of 
imprisonment  and  persecu- 
.  This  couldn't  be  happen- 
ing -■  not  in  America,  not  to 
.  I  had  so  many  plans.  I'd 
be  graduating  in  a  year.  I 
could  get  a  job  and  get 
married,  but  not  now.    There 


wasn't  time.  I  will  spend  the 
rest  of  my  life  running,  I 
thought.  Running  from  peo- 
ple I  used  to  call  my  friends. 
Men  with  dogs  and  rifles 
would  hunt  me  like  wild  game. 
Quickly  I  packed  a  few 
necessities  into  my  overnight 
bag.  With  no  idea  of  where  I 
was  going  or  where  I  would 
get  my  next  meal,  I  set  out  on 
my  journey. 

Around  noon  I  began  to  get 
hungry.  I  spotted  a  truck  stop 
not  far  away  .  1  felt  somewhat 
intimidated  as  1  entered. 
Sitting  on  stools,  slouched 
over  a  bar.  were  rough-looking 
truck  drivers.  They  snickered 
as  1  was  turned  away  for  not 
wearing  the  mark  of  the  beast. 


I  walked  on  for  hours,  my  feet 
aching.  I  wondered  if  it  was 
all  worth  it.  Why  didn't  I  just 
give  in?  Nothing  can  be  worth 
all  this  pain  and  hardship.  I 
thought. 

Suddenly  I  felt  a  sharp  pain 
shoot  from  my  ankle  all  the 
way  up  my  leg.  I  collapsed  in 
a  ditch  and  soon  fell  asleep. 

While  I  was  asleep  it  was  as  if 
Jesus  had  come  down  to  talk 
with  me.  As  we  talked.  He 
explained  three  theories  or 
opinions  most  of  us  have  about 
the  end  of  time. 
(1)  He  said  that  some  of  us 
have  difficulty  distinguishing 
fantasy  from  reality.  Jesus' 
second  coming  is  a  reality.  It 
will  happen.    Jesus  said  so. 


We  have  taken  it  for  granted 
that  He  will  come.  Oh,  sure, 
we  talk  about  it  and  say  He 
will  come  very  soon,  but  how 
many  of  us  feel  that  the 
second  coming  will  occur  in 
our  lifetime?  And  wouldn't  it 
be  a  lot  easier  on  us  if  it 
didn't? 

(2)  Sometimes  we  are  afraid 
to  face  reality.  Many  times  we 
focus  on  the  painful.  scar>' 
part  of  the  end  of  time.  And 
that's  what  I  did  in  the 
hypothetical  situation  above.  I 
was  concentrating  on  the  hor- 
ror and  pain  rather  than  the 
honor  and  gain  of  actually 
sun'iving  the  end  of  time.. 
For  me,  concentrating  on  the 
troubles    and    hardships    of 


Dr.  Bill  Allen  Accepts  Position 
for  Academic  Dean 


much  less  stimu- 
lating or  motivaing  than  think- 
ing about  our  reward  in  hea- 

(3)  Some  of  us  just  don't  want 
it  to  happen.  Admit  it,  you've 
got  plans.  Most  of  us  have 
■  things  we  want  to  accomplish 
before  we  are  rescued  from 
destruction.  There  are  too 
many  things  to  do  yet. 
Graduating,  getting  married, 
starting  a  family,  etc.  But  you 
shouldn't  feel  alone.  These 
are  natural  feelings  and  many 
people  feel  this  way. 

But  this  just  shows  how  little 
we  know  about  God  and 
heaven.  Heaven  will  be  so 
fantastic  that  our  greatest  joys 
here  on  earth  are  just  a 
foretaste  of  what's  in  store.    _ 


A  native  Californian,  Allen 
has  been  Chairman  of  the 
Chemistry  Department,  the 
Director  of  the  Division  of 
natural  Sciences,  and  for  the 
past  three  years  has  been 
teaching  full-time. 
He  stated  that  "he  was  ready 
to  try  this  step.  The  job 
nterested  me  and  I  think  I  can 
handle  it." 


has  accepted  the  position  oi 
Academic  Dean  here  at  South- 
em  College. 


arrive   on   campus   until   Au- 
gust. 

Dr.   Allen   has  visited  the 

campus   and  will  be  visiting 

again  with  his  wife  at  the  end 

Dr.    Allen   has   taught   for     of  this  month. 

sixteen  years  at  LLY.     How-         The  Aliens  have  two  chil- 

ever,  he  is  "looking  forward  to     dren:    a  daughter  in  academy 

working  at  Southern  College."     and  a  son  in  grade  school. 


sity   {La    Sierra 


Allen  will  be  officially  on 
Southern  College  contract  as 
of  July  1,  but  because  of  the 
different  system  LLU  is  on 
(quarters),  he  will  probably  no 


Dr.  John  Wagner,  President 
of  SC.  stated  that  he  felt  Dr. 
Allen  to 

ted    person    wit 
interest  in  peopli 


;  Mickey  Marrero 

•is  the  winner  of  The  Accent 's 
I       Find-A-Word  Contest 
:  Mickey  wins    $5.00  in  cash. 

• 

:     Thanks  to  all  those  who 
:      entered     the  contest. 


SA  Officers  Go  to  CA  for  AIA 


suggestions  given,  ideas  and 
plans  were  exchanged,  as  well 
as  personal  jokes  and  other 
ways  of  getting  to  know  each 
other  better   at   these   meet- 


The  La  Sit 


;nding    the 


Seven  Student  Association  Kris   Coffin,    AIA    President, 

Officers  in  four   major   areas  and    Manny    Vitug,     ASLLU 

:ently  went  to  the  AIA  President  both  worked  tre- 
Convention  as  delegates  from  mendously  hard  to  plan  effect- 
Southern  College.  Those  who  ive  meetings  as  well  as  some 
it  were  Glenn  McElroy,  JT  fun,  extracurricular  activities 
inim,    Micheal    Palsgrove,  for  the  delegates. 

Peggy    Brandenburg.    Marie  All  North  American  Adven-          „     ,    .     . 

lovetl,  Maureen  Mavden   and  tist    colleges    sent    delegates  excellent    host: 

Dennis  Negron.                  '  this  year,  including  Canadian  convention  with  a  luau  com- 

AlA  stfnds   for   Adventist  Union,  who  was  missed  at  last  plete  -'*   ""^"J'"''  fr"" 

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4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  12,  1984 


Students  Compete  In  Talent  Show, 


■■This  show  is  going  to  be 
/uH  of  surprises! '■  This  prom- 
ise was  made  by  Peggy 
Brandenburg,  Student 
Association  Vice-President  for 
Social  Activities,  concerning 
the  1984  Student  Association 
Talent  Show. 

This  year's  show  will  be  held 
Sunday  evening,  April  15.  at  8 
p.m.  in  the  Physical  Education 
Center.  Masters       of 

Ceremonies  for  the  event  will 
be  this  year's  and  next  year's 
SA  officers.  Community  resi- 
dents Ralph  H.    Kelley,   Dr. 


Harry  Peretz,  and  Dr.  Kilya 
Wagner  along  with  an  as  yet 
unannounced  disk  jockey  from 
WSKZ-KZ106  will  judge  the 
contest  as  studens  compete  for 
over  $1,000  in  prize  money  in 
three  categories: 

Instrumental,  Vocal,  and 
Miscellaneous. 

Competition  in  this  year's 
show  will  include  Dawn 
Mollenkopf  performing  a 
piano  solo,  Julie  Zacharias 
singing  "I'm  Almost  Over 
You,"  and  Kim  Deardorff 
performing  an  original  compo- 


sition entitled  Wind 
Shadow"  with  the  help  of  Bill 
Norton  and  Devin  Fryling. 
Obed  Cruz  will  play  a  piano 
medley  ala  "Rashdanced," 
while  Isaac  Cruz  will  present  a 


lakda 


will 


"ZAP!".  Bob 
present  Beethoven's  "Sonata 
Passionata,"  and  Bob  Jones 
plans  to  sing  "Arthur's 
Theme  (The  Best  That  You 
Can  Do)."  assisted  by  Wayne 
Anderson  and  Lynette  Jones. 

Kevin  Rice  and  Jonathan 
Wuri  will  be  doing  "Nothing 


Fancy"  while  C.  C.  Lindsay 
plans  on  doing  "Everything." 
DougWoodruff  will  play  Franz 
Liszt's  "Orage,".  Garth 
Thoreson  will  recite  "My 
Fellow  Americans,"  and 
David  Perkins  will  Keep 
everyone  up  in  the  air  with  his 
juggling  act.  Jack  Roberts, 
Rinaldi  Rada,  Ed  Keplinger. 
and  Dale  Lacra  along  with 
Donnie  Howe,  Renou  Korff, 
and  Eugene  Korff  will  present 
■■It's  a  Feeling,"  while 
Elizabeth  Cruz,  Isaac  Cruz. 
Liz  Cruz,  and  Laura  Martin, 


Reifsnyder  Speaks  for  Lecture  Series 


Edward  F.  Reifsnyder, 
M.A..  C.P.A.,  will  present 
"Financing  Health  Care 
Throufih  Tax-Exempt  Bond 
Markets"  on  Thursday,  April 
12,  at  8  p.m.  in  Summerour 
Hall  on  the  campus  of 
Southern  College. 

Reifsnyder  is  currently 
senior  vice  president  for 
fmance  at  Adventist  Health 
System/Sunbelt  in  Orlando, 
Florida,  a  corporation 
responsible  for  the  manage- 
ment of  23  institutions  located 
in  the  southeast  and  south- 
western sections  of  the  United 
States.  In  this  position,  he 
coordinates  and  assists  hospi- 
tals with  their  financial  pro- 
grams and  cash  management 
systems,  as  well  as  manages 


the  corporate  financial  staff. 

Prior  to  becoming  senior  vice 
president,  Reifsnyder  served 
for  10  years  as  vice  president 
for  finance. 

Reifsnyder  received  a 
bachelor's  degree  in  account- 
ing at  Southern  College, 
became  a  certified  public 
accountant  in  1969.  and  then 
completed  a  master's  of 
science  in  management  in 
1974  at  Rollins  College  in 
Winter  Park,  Florida. 

Reifsnyder  is  a  member  of 
the  Financial  Executives 
Institute,  the  American 
Institute  of  C.P.A. 's. 
Healthcare  Financial 
Management  Asociation,  and 
the  American  College  of 
Hospital  Administrators. 


Reifsnyder's  presentation  is 
part  of  the  1984  E.A. 
Anderson  Lecture  Series,  an 
annual  feature  of  the  Division 
of  Business  and  Office 
Administration  at  Southern 
College.  Made  possible  by  the 
generosity  of  Mr.  E.  A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Georgia, 
this  series  was  designed  to 
attract  top  business  profes- 
sionals to  the  area  and  to 
stimulate  a  broader  under- 
standing   of    the    business 

The  public  is  invited  to 
attend  free  of  charge.  College 
of  continuing  education  credit 
is  available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


with  Blanea  Grand.  Michael 
Exum  and  Henry  Coleman, 
will  make  up  the  "New 
Orleans  Conservatory  Choir." 
Wayne  Anderson  and 
company  will  perform  "Takin' 
it  Easy."  and  Sharon  Knight 
and  friends  will  be  doing  ". 
And  the  Lamp  Went  Out.' 
Carlota  Simms  will  present 
"HowDo  You  Keep  the  Music 
Playing?"  while  Scott  Payden 
and  Steve  Grice  sing 
"Dixieland  Delight. ' ' 

Admission  to  the  Talent 
Show  is  free,  and  all  are 
encouraged  to  attend. 


V\feVe 

counting 
onyou. 

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Red  Cross. 
The  Good  Neighbor. 


Andrews  Grants  SC  Graduates  Assistantships 


Students  from  Southern 
College  have  been  awarded 
graduate  assistantships  at 
Andrews  University  for  the 
1984-1985  academic  year,  ac- 
cording to  Dr.  Richard  W. 
Schwarz,  vice  president  for 
academic    administration    at 

In  receiving  a  graduate 
assislantship  at  Andrews,  the 
student  gels  $4,200  during  the 
four-quarter  school  year  in 
return  for  12  to  15  hours  per 


week  of  professional  research 
and/or  classroom  teaching, 
Schwarz  said. 

"In  granting  these  assistant- 
ships,  Andrews  recognizes  a 
student's  academic  achieve- 
ment during  his  or  her  under- 
graduate work,"  Schwarz 
said.     "This  is  also  part  of 

helping  graduate  students 
with  a  workable  financial 
package  when  they  come  here 
to  study." 


Students  receiving  the  assist- 
antships include  Leanne  Fa- 
cundus  and  Daisy  Gomez, 
both  to  take  a  master  of 
business  administration  de- 
gree in  the  School  of  Business; 
Carol  Murphy  to  study  in  the 
School  of  Education;  and  Tim 
Thomson  to  take  a  master  ol 
science  degree  in  information 
and  computer  science  through 
the  School  of  Graduate 
Studies. 


April  12,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Music  Department  Presents  "My  Fair  Lady" 


This  Sunday  afternoon,  April 
15,  at  3:00  p.m.  will  be  the 
first  showing  of  a  three-time 
performance    of    "My     Fair 

Lady." 

Glenn  McElroy  and  Denise 
Read  will  be  starring  in  the 
musical.  Glenn,  who  is  Pro- 
fessor Henry  Higgins  in  the 
play  depicts  an  expert  linguist 
who  finds  Eliza  Doolittle 
(Denise)  outside  of  an  opera, 
selling  flowers  while  he  takes 
notes  on  how  the  people  are 
speaking.  Eliza,  who  speaks 
English  with  a  "Cockney  ac- 
cent" (considered  the  low- 
class  of  English-speaking 
people)  goes  to  Professor  Hig- 
gins and  wants  to  have  lessons 
on  how  to  speak  English 
properly.  Whereby  Professor 
higgins  changes  Eliza  from  a 
'  'flower  lady' '  to  a  '  'fair 
lady". 

Mr.  Orlo  Gilbert,  production 
manager  of  "My  Fair  Lady", 
gives  an  in-depth  view  of  what 
the  play  conveys  to  its  aud- 
ience. He  says,  "It's  based  on 


the  way  people  are  treated 
because  of  their  backgroud. 
because  of  their  speech,  and 
because  of  their  financial 
status.  It  points  out  the 
extremes  that  we  have  in 
society,  of  how  we  are  labled 
and  classed  just  because  you 
speak  a  certain  way,  or  dress  a 
certain  way,  or  of  where  you 
live  in  a  certain  part  of  town." 
certain  part  of  town. " ' 

On  the  history  of  the 
production  of  "My  Fair 
Lady",  if  is  in  itself  a  classic. 
The  play  has  a  powerful 
message  for  its  audience,  even 
though  it  is  in  comedy.  The 
play  was  adapted  to  music  by 
Allen  J.  Lerner  and  Fredrick 
Lowe  from  George  Bernard 
Shaw  who  wrote  the  original 
"Pygmalion"  on  class  struc- 
ture. Allen  Lerner  wrote  the 
lyrics  for  it  and  Fredrick  Lowe 
wrote  the  music,  making  it 
now  "My  Fair  Lady".  It's 
first  performance  was  in  1956 
in  New  York  City  and  sup- 
posedly, up  until  the  "Sound 


of  Music",  had  the  greatest 
number  of  performances. 
"No  where  through  the  play 
does  it  mention,  "my  fair  lady' 
but  is  only  inferred  in  the 
notes  of  the  tune  "My  Fair 
Lady"  in  the  overture  --  if  you 
miss  it  you'll  have  a  tough 
time  figuring  out  why  it  is 
called  "My  Fair  Lady",  Mr. 
Gilbert  informed  us. 

There  are  some  very  choice 
songs   in   the   play   that    you 

"Show  Me",  The  Rain  in 
Spain",  I  Could  Have  Danced 
All  Night" ,  Grown  Accus- 
tomed to  Her  Face",  and  the 
favorite  "Hymn  to  Hymn". 

Everyone  has  been  working 
hard  on  the  play  since  the 
beginning  of  this  semester. 
Actual  rehearsing  started 
right  after  Spring  Break  and 
has  been  at  full  speed  since. 
Tickets  are  on  sale  now  for 
$3.50  at  the  Student  Center. 
The  other  two  performances 
will  be  Monday,  April  16  and 
Tuesday,  April  17  at  8:00  p.m. 
in  the  Academy  Auditorium. 


Yearbook  Dedicated  to  Elam  and  Wells , 


In  every  school,  one  of  the 
highlights  of  the  academic 
year  is  the  publication  of  the 
yearbook.  This  year  at  South- 
ern College,  the  coming  of  The 
Southern  Memories  was  no 
exception.  Comments  from 
students  on  the  annual  ranged 
from  "Fantastic!"  to  "Very 
professionally  done"  to  The 
best  put-together  yearbook  I 
have  ever  seen".  Even  the 
representative  from  Josten's 
Yearbook  Company  commen- 
ted that  in  the  seven  years  he 

News  In  Brief  b 

The  US  is  withdrawing  fromi 
the  world  court  on  any  Central 
American  actions.  This  effort 
to  blunt  any  Nicaraguan  legal 
I  action  will  raise  controversy 
about  the  US  involvement  in 


Nic 


charging  that  the  CIA  is  trying 
to  undermine  the  Sandanista 
Government  in  Nicaragua  by 
mining  its  ports. 
Aid  to  Nicaragua  has  come 
under  fire  because  of  new 
light  that  the  CIA  is  mining 
Nicaragua's  harbors.  House 
Speaker  Tip  O'neil  says  that 
"S21  million  had  been  ok'd  in 
the  senate  for  the  Nicaraguan 


has  worked  for  the  company, 
he  has  never  seen  better 
photography. 

Contrary  to  popular  belief, 
this  year's  annual  actually 
contains  more  pages  than  last 
year's.  Flipping  through  the 
book,  other  differnces  are 
obvious.  The  Favorite  Places 
section  is  new  and  features 
several  of  the  favorite  recrea- 
tional facilities  of  the  Chatta- 


rebels  but  it  won't  pass  the 
House."  The  action  by  Rea- 
gan to  ignore  the  world  court 
decisions  towards  Central  A 
merica  will  also  hurt  the  moral 
authority  of  our  country. 

President  Reagan  is  expected 
to  propose  a  new  arms  propo- 
sal to  the  Soviet  Union  some- 
time this  week.  The  measure 
will  call  for  a  freeze  on  all  new 
warheads  in  Europe  and  a 
total  ban  on  new  warheads. 

Unemployment    remained 
unchanged  for  the  month  of 


tor  Malinda  McKee.  "Kids 
thinking  of  coming  here  aren't 
aware  of  the  opportunities 
here.  Some  of  the  kids  here 
aren't  aware  of  them." 

Other  features  of  this  year's 
annual  include  an  expanded 
faculty  section  and  write-ups 
to  accompany  pictures  of  ma- 
jor events.  '  "Pictures  are 
important,"  said  McKee, 
"but. people  like  to  see  their 
names  in  print,  too."  Two 
more  features  are  directly 
related    to    student's    names 


also:  the  student  roster, 
re-arranged  to  take  up  fewer 
pages,  and  the  numerical  key 
in  the  back  of  the  book  that 
enables  students  to  name  the 
people  in  the  color  candid 
shots  in  the  front  of  the  book. 
The  names  of  all  students 
involved  in  band,  orchestra, 
and  choral  groups  were  also 
listed. 

The  annual  this  year  was 
dedicated  to  Mary  Elam  and 
Laurel  Wells.  According  to 
McKee,  Memoreis  staff  mem- 
bers were  sent  out  to  question 


March.  The  7.8%  mark 
suggests  that  the  economy 
may  be  headed  for   a   slow- 


The  space  shuttle  Challenger 
successfully  captured  the  dis- 
abled Solar  Max  satellite  307 
miles  above  Earth.  In  a  last 
ditch  effort  with  the  shuttle 
running  out  of  propellant 
Commander  Robert  Crippen 
guided  the  shuttle  next  to  the 
failing  sun  watcher  and  Terry 
Hart  grabbed  it  with  the 
shuttle's  50-foot  robot  arm. 


^Twevp  &iv£ 


Democratic  hopeful  Mondale 
won  Saturday's  primary  in 
Wisconsin  by  a  wide  margin. 
He  is  also  expected  to  beat  out 
Hart  and  Jackson  in  the 
Pennsylvania  race. 

Lebanese  warring  groups 
have  endorsed  a  plan  to 
separate  forces  along  battle 
lines.  President  Gemayel  led 
the  political-military  "higher 
security  committee. ' '  The 
move  is  to  try  and  prevent 
more  bloodshed. 

Mexico  is  seeking  a  united 
front  with  South  American 
nations  in  an  attempt  to 
bolster  its  debt  negotiations 
and  to  resist  US  military 
moves  in  the  region. 


The  Soviets' will  help  Iraq 
develop  a  major  oil  field  and 
two     power     stations,     TASS 


students  as  to  who  should  be 
recognized.  "These  two 
ladies'  names  kept  popping 
up."  Judging  from  the  reac- 
tions of  both  students  and 
faculty,  a  better  choice  could 
not  have  been  made. 

Miss  McKee  wishes  to 
express  her  appreciation  to 
her  entire  staff,  and  special 
thanks  to  secretary  Claudia 
Knaute  and  sponsor  Carla 
Kamieneski  for  their  hard 
work,  and  to  Tamara  Dortch 
Nafie  for  the  artwork  on  the 


news  reported.  This  move 
reflects  a  marked  improve- 
ment in  relations  between  the 


The  attempted  Military  Coup 
in  Cameroon  has  been  quelled 
and  the  suspected  leader  has 
been  arrested.  Reported  ca- 
sualties of  civilian  and  military 
personnel  was  in  the  hun- 
dreds. 

Japan  has  agreed  to  buy 
more  citrus  and  beef  from  the 
US  averting  a  rupture  in  trade 
relations,  But  Japanese  farm^ 
ers  declared  an  "absolute 
opposition"  to  the  new  pact 
allowing  US  farmers  to  import 

Five  hundred  lawmen  and 
National  Guardsmen  are 
searching  for  three  fugitives 
from  Fort  Pillow  State  Prison.  ,^^| 
Gov.  Lamar  Alexander  called  ^^1 
the  escape  "inexcusable"  and 
ordered  the  National  Guard 
out  to  help  in  the  search. 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/April  12,  1984 


Time  Out 


by  Randy  Thuesdee 


Tonight,  Royce  Earp  takes  on 
Gordon  Beitz  in  SC's  racquet- 
ball  championship  match. 
Earp,  a  senior,  will  be  going 
after  his  fifth  straight  victory 
after  wins  over  Bob  Durocher, 
Rick  Nail.  Greg  Hoover,  and 
Reg  Rice.  Beitz  is  coming  off 
victories  over  William  Mc- 
Knight,  David  Earle.  and 
Greg  Mitrakas.  The  game 
time  for  the  championship 
match  had  not  been  an- 
nounced at  press  time. 
Chances  are  a  time  has  been 
set  as  of  today.  If  you  would 
like  to  come  watch  the  match, 
please  contact  the  gym  and 
ask  for  the  game  time. 


ome  summaries  of 
league  aciton  of 


Caracciolo-11;  Harawa-6. 
Bruce  Gibbon  scored  eight 
goals  to  lead  Greg  Caraccio- 
lo's  team  past  David  Harawa's 
team  last  Tuesday.  William 
McKnight  scored  three  goals 
while  Kenneth  Ray  Roberts, 
John  Hartman.  and  Morrie 
Hercules  each  tallied  once  for 
Harawa. 

Krall-12;  Mellert-S.  Robert 
Mellert  scored  all  five  goals 
for  his  team  in  a  losing  cause. 
Mike  Krall  led  all  goal  scorers 
with  seven  while  Keith  Good- 
rum  scored  three  times  and 
Kent  Greve  tallied  twice  for 
Krall. 


Gano-10;  Langham-7.  Eamie 
Pheirim  and  David  Gano 
scored  four  goals  each  as  Gano 
outlasted  Mark  Langham's 
bunch  last  Wednesday.  Barry 
Krall  scored  four  goals  and 
Ricky  Nail  tallied  the  other 
three  for  the  losers. 


•  the  scoring  leaders 
league  as  of  April  9, 


Harawa-8;  Perry-5.  David 
Harawa  and  Linden  McNeilus 
each  scored  three  goals  in 
earning  the  victory  with  the 
added  help  of  Joe  Joiner's  two 
goals.  Anthoiny  Peets  and 
Dwight  Perry  each  tallied 
twice  in  losing  their  second 
game. 

Krall-11;  Langham-6.  Mike 
Krall's  team  gained  their  third 
victory  of  the  season  as  they 
defeated  langham  last  Thurs- 
day. Mike  scored  six  goals 
and  Kent  Greve  added  four 
more  while  Dale  Tunnell 
added  a  single  tally.  Barry 
Krall.  Mike's  brother,  scored 
three  goals  to  pace  Langham. 


Mike  Krall 
Barry  Krall 
Rick  Nail 
Bruce  Gibbon 
Kent  Greve 


Notes  from  the  gym: 

Tennis  players  who  are  not 
putting  in  their  matches  are 
jeopardizing  the  tournament. 
"Please  meet  your  given 
deadlines,"  asks  Coach 
Jaecks.  "It  is  up  to  the 
players  to  run  if  (the  games). 
It's  frustrating  to  run  a  tourn- 
ament when  the  players  don't 
show  up." 


Langham-15;  Harawa-8. 
Rickie  Nail  and  Barry  Krall 
each  erupted  for  seven  goals 
in  defeating  Harawa  Monday. 
Ran  Rada  added  another  goal 
as  Langham's  team  scored 
their  first  victory  of  the  sea- 
son. William  McKnight  paced 
Harawa  with  five  goals  with 
Linden  McNeilus  chipping  in 
three  more. 


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And  they're  both  repre- 
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as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  I 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
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system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  arc  the  rule, 

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April  12,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


Gym  Team  Has  Home  Show 


The  Southern  College  Gym- 
nastic Team,  under  the  direc- 
tion of  professor  Donald 
Moon,  Ph.D. ,  will  present 
their  annual  spring  home 
show  on  Saturday.  April  14,  at 
8:00  p.m.  in  the  Physical 
Education  Center  on  the  cam- 
pus of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists. 

The  20-member  team  has 
traveled  extensively  in  the 
United  States  and  has  given 
performances  in  previous 
years  in  Mexico  and  Canada. 
included  in  this  year's  itiner- 

Memphis.  Atlanta.  Portland. 
and  Candler.  North  Carolina. 
The  team  also  provided  the 
entertainment  for  McKee  Ba- 
king Company's  Christmas 
party. 


This  year's  team,  although 
especially  young,  is  extremely 
talented.  "I  believe  these  are 
the  best  years  in  the  team's 
history,"  says  student  coor- 
dinator Rob  Lang,  who  shares 
the  directing  and  coaching 
responsibilities  with  Fred  Ros- 
Cher,  also  a  student.  "There 
is  more  talent  on  the  team 
than  I've  seen  in  years," 

Besides  gymnastics  feats,  the 
program  will  also  include  jug- 
gling, unicycles,  and  clown 
acts. 

The  show,  presented  as  part 
of  the  Southern  College  Artist 
Adventure  Series,  requires  a 
general  admission  charge  of 
SI. 00.  Students  with  ID  Cards 
will  be  admitted  free  of 
charge.  Tickets  will  be  avail- 
able at  the  door. 


Classifieds 


Mark  Hambleton, 

Hey  thanks  for  making  my 
weekend  so  much  fini 
You're  a  really  crazy  guy, 
even  though  my  sun  glasses 
are  "cooler"  than  your  Ray 
Bands!  See  ya  in  English. 
"Smiley" 

For  Sale: 

26"  12  speed  bicycle,  one 
year  old,  excellent  condition! 
Included:  speedometer, 
generator,  head  and  tail 
lights,  mirror,  and  water 
bottle.  Only  $125.  MUST 
SELL.  Call  238-3020  or  come 
by  A-10  mens' dorm. 

Married  Couples  Only! II 

We've  got  a  special  event 
just  for  you.  Presenting  .  .  . 
a  Riverboat  Cruise  on  the 
Tennessee.  April  22,  6:30 
Pm.  Tickets  available  at 
Student  Center  desk  for  only 
S3  per  couple  or  family. 
Space  is  limited! 

The  Hunter  Art  Museum 
will  feature  several  exhibits 
this  month,  Currently,  there 
|s  an  exhibit  of  nature- 
inspired  paintings  by  native 
Chattanoogan  Sidney 
Nisbet,  as  well  as  a  sculpture 
exhibit  by  UTK  professor, 
Joe  Falsetti.  The  Kentucky 
Wuilts  are  still  on  display  for 
the  next  two   weeks,    also. 


"All  The  King's  Men"  wUl 
be  shown  on  April  14  in 
Thatcher  Hall  Worship 
Room  as  the  last  film  in  the 
Humanties/Perspectives 
Film  Series.  The  film  will  be 
shown  at  8  p.m  and  again  at 
10  p.m.,  and  is  a  dramati- 
zation of  the  novel  based  on 
the  life  of  Huey  Long,  a 
Louisiana  politician. 

Page  and  Brenda, 

Thanks  so  much  for  your 
dedication  and  hard  work 
while  I  was  gone.    You  did 

Maureen 


Come  to  the  New  Life 
Sabbath  School  in  Daniels 
Hall  Rm.  HI  and  say 
' ' Hello' '  to  your  favorite 
Student  Missionary.  Each 
week  we  record  our  Sabbath 
School  and  send  the  tape  in  a 
care  package  to  the  S.M.'s 
Help  support  our  S.M.'s  by 
bringing  needed  materials 
such  as  Little  Friends. 
Listen.  Guides,  books, 
nd  other  personal 


perfume  to  our  Sabbath 
School  each  Sabbath.  The 
tape  this  week,  April  14,  will 
be  for  Sherri  Girven.  See 
you  Sabbath. 


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1  will  always  love  you  and  1 
think  you  ave  very  smart,  go 
I   can't   wait   for 
(after    May    20)1 

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LAURA   MAKSIMOWICH - 

{Did  you  see  that?  I  just 
wanted  to  make  sure.)  This 
is  just  to  let  you  know  that  I 
haven't  forgotten  about  you 
down  there  in  Orlando,  The 
City  Beautiful.  See  ya  sooni 
Dumalee 
P.S.  Did  you  just  happen  to 
see  my  name  in  the  staff 
section  of  this  lovely  journal? 


Dear  VBS 

Thanks  sooo  much  for 
asking  me.  It  made  the 
weekend  really  great.  It 
shows  me  why  I  love  you  so 
much!  Always  remember 
I'm  here  if  you  need  me. 


All  my  love. 


EARTH  TO  NATASHA  .  .  . 
EARTH  TO  NATASHA  .  .  . 
Is  anyone  out  there?  Please 


Todd, 

Have  you  forgotten  your 
glasses  today?  You'll  need 
them  for  your  new  office! 

Your  Secretary  I 


Typing  done  -  $1 .00  per 
page.  Up  to  20  pages 
guarnateed  overnight.  Call 
Kathryn  at  238-2283. 

Rebecca, 

This  is  Harvey  the  wing-ed 
weekend  pig  here  to  say  that 
I  hope  your  weekend  is  really 


I  never  realized  you  had 
such  "Happy  Feet". 

Somebody's  watching  You 

Poorard  and  Baldy: 

May  I  mombo  dogface  in 
the  banana  patch? 


Dear  Cub, 

Thank  you  for  letting  your 
over-abundant  love  flow  into 
my  life. 

To  Lisa,  the  Red,  Blue,  and 
Yellow  Crayons  and  all  those 
who  helped  make  B.D.  "21" 
special.  Thanks  y'all,  I  love 
ya! 


Attention: 

All  members  of  the  Royal 
Order  of  Wilderbeasts. 
There  will  be  a  meeting  to 
elect  a  new  Grand  Poobah  on 
April  16  in  the  Secret  Musk- 
rat  Hole  at  the  Totem  Pole. 
(Directions  posted  on  Men's 
Dorm  Bulletin  Board  area.) 
A  party  for  the  outgoing 
Grand  Poobah  will  be  imme- 
diately following. 

Oakwood  College  and  South- 
ern College,  in  Connection 
with  the  Adventist  Intercol- 
legiate Association,  have 
worked  together  this  year  for 
an  exchange  of  talent  be- 
tween the  two  schools.  So 
far,  the  SC  Gymnastics 
Team  has  visited  Oakwood, 
and  the  Aeolians  have  been 
here  for  a  gospel  concert. 

SA  President  Glenn 
McElroy,  who  is  also  re- 
gional Vice  President  for 
AlA  has  been  very  much 
involved  with  these  ex- 
changes. 

This  weekend  marks  the 
last  opportunity  that  Oak- 
wood  will  be  visiting  our 
campus  in  such  a  capacity 
this  school  year.  They  will 
be  sponsoring  a  singing 
group  from  their  campus 
who  will  perform  at  3:00 
p.m.  in  Thatcher  Hall  Wor- 
ship Room.  Everyone  is 
invited  to  come  and  enjoy 
this  inspirational  musical 
performance  sponsored  by 
the  SA. 


8/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  12. 1984 


iSpCttk     up    .—.         What  Have  You  Accomplished  This  Year? 


fill 


"Not  nearly  enough.' 


Ron  Amick 
Physical  Therapy 


"I finished  my  vegetables. ' 


Tami  Pearson 
Nursing 


f 


'  'Got  in  touch  with  myself. ' ' 


Mark  Buch  Elize  Wessels 

Business  English 

"Kept    out  of  the    Dean's        "Snagged  a  husband.' 
Office!- 


Happv  Easter! 


m 


the  campus  shop 


4t<.W""^^L 


'We  have  tried  to 
sensitize  you  to  the 

needs  of  the  poor 

and  the  oppressed. 

Noiv  ive  ivant  to 

iiwite  you  to  join  us 

in  meeting  those  needs." 

Ron  Sider  and 
Tony  Campolo 


We've  started  a  new  MBA  program  at  Eastern  College  which  will  prepare  I 
you  to  be  an  entrepreneur  for  Biblical  justice.  We  will  teach  you  to  go  into  I 
a  Third  World  country  or  an  urban  ghetto  and  organize  the  poor  into  .small  I 
businesses  and  cottage  industries.  By  creating  jobs  for  the  hungry  and  I 
desperate  people  in  such  settings  you  can  provide  a  means  to  help  them  I 
escape  from  poverty  We'll  teach  you  the  Anthropology  to  work  in  a  cross-l 
cultural  setting,  the  sl<ills  to  organize  businesses  and  industries  among  thel 
poor,  and  the  Biblical  basis  for  a  theology  of  socio  economic  programs.F 
Why  not  apply? 

MBA  Office 
Eastern  College 

St.  Davids,  Pennsylvania  19087 


^ )  ACCENT/5 


The  Year  In  Review 


Humanities  Class  Revived 


The 


"Hun 


usually  referred  to 


from  ihe  19^3.84  schedule 
will  be  reinslaled  next  school 
year.  Humanities  205.  recent- 
ly reduced  from  4  credits  to  3 
f1  renamed  -Arts  and 
""^■"»illbeoffcredatl:00 
MWF  both  semesters. 

The  humanities  class  (area 
"•J),  required  for  the  honors 
program  and  viewed  as  parti- 


cularly helpful  for  those  stu- 
dents aiming  toward  graduate 
school,  seeks  to  answer  such 
questions  as  these:  What  are 
the  basic  directions  of  thought 
that  have  influenced  world 
culture  and  history?  Which 
were  the  most  creative  centur- 
ies, and  why?  How  do  music, 
literature,  painting  and  archi- 
tecture interrelate?  How  is 
the    Master    Creator's    hand 


seen  in  all  this? 

Other  changes  in  the  History 
schedule  for  next  year  include 
a  couple  of  consolidations. 
HIST  376,  377.  378.  and  465 
are  being  dropped  from  the 
catalog,  to  be  replaced  by 
HIST  386.  "Foundations  of 
Modern  Culture."  and  HIST 
389.  "Vienna  to  Vietnam." 

The  Art  Department  contin- 
ues to  offer  a  full  major.    It  is 


true  that  the  total  number  ot 
hours  offered  by  the  depart- 
ment was  reduced  in  1983.  but 
a  full  thirty-hour  major  is  still 
being  offered  by  two  qualified 
and  experienced  teachers. 

English  has  discontinued  the 
class  known  as  "Literature 
and  Life."  and  has  incorporat- 
ed some  of  its  aims  among 
those  of  "Approaches  to  Liter- 
ature." This  dep.-rtment. 
incidentally,  continues  to  re- 
ceive telephone  calls  seeking 
English  majors  ready  to  fill 
teaching  positions. 

In  the  Communications 
Department,  the  major  in 
speech  will  not  appear  in  the 
198-1-85  catalog.     Major  pro- 


1  this 


ged 


their  progri 

will  be 

through  the  remaining  speed 

courses,  directed  study,   anc 

other  options. 

In  the  Modern  Language: 
Department.  German  will  re 
appearinthefallof  1984.  will 
plans     to     offer     elementary 


yea 


r  and 
the   next. 


grams   in  jouri 

linue  as  befort 
majors  who  wi; 


and 

^ill  con- 
speech 

omplcte 


elementary  and  inlermediate 
Spiinisli,  however,  are  offered 
every  year. 

The  entire  Arts  and  Letters 
Division  is  looking  forward  to 
being  located  in  the  new 
building  before  next  selioul 
year  begins. 


• 


Time  Out 


SC's  exciting  soccer  league 
season  comes  to  a  close  this 
week  with,  as  of  Tuesday,  the 
battle  for  the  top  spot  still 
open  Mike  Krall's  team,  with 
a  record  of  4-0-1  and  9  points, 
narrowly  led  David  Gano's 
(earn,  3-0-2  and  8  points, 
going  into  Tuesday  nights 
action  which  pitted  Krall 
igainsl  Greg  Caraccilo's  team 
vhois3-l. 

This  season  has  seen  games 
hat  seem  to  be  scoring  expidi- 
ions  with  the  winning  team 
isually  getting  more  than   10 

Take  Monday's  game,  for 
;xample.  Mark  Langham's 
earn  destroyed  Dwight 
Jerry's  team  15-2.  Rick  Nail 
e()  ihe  on  slaughl  by  scoring 
:ighl  goals  while  Barry  Krall 
.allied  six  times.  Rinaldi  Rada 
had  the  other  goal  as  Langham 
•d  their  first  win  of  the 
in.  On  the  other  side 
tiiough.  Perry's  team  looked 
■ious.  "Perry's  team  has 
supporting  cast."  says 
;nd  Anthony  I'ccts.  "By 
jlhal.  1  mean  we  have  no 
diplh.    This  is  getting  out  of 


Peets  opened  the  scoring 
with  an  early  goal  and  from 
then  on,  if  was  all  downhill  for 
Perry.  Eugene  Korff  scored 
the  other  goal  for  Perry,  who 
dropped  to  0-2. 
The  two  top  teams,  Krall  and 
Gano,  battled  to  a  controlled 
4-4  tie.  Captain  Mike  Krall 
scored  twice  with  Keith 
Goodrum  and  Kent  Greve 
tallying  once  each.  Steve 
Wilson  led  Gano  with  two 
goals  while  Tim  Glantz  and 
David  Gano  scored  one  a 
piece.  A  win  by  Gano  would 
have  pat  them  in  first  place. 

Greg  Caracciolo  exploded  for 
nine  goals  as  he  and  his  team 
handed  Langham  a  15-7 
defeat.  Bruce  Gibbon  had 
four  goals  and  Perry  Pratt 
chipped  in  with  two  goals  as 
Carracciolo  sailed  to  their 
third  victory.  Barry  Krall 
paced  Langham  with  four 
goals. 

Keith  Goodrum  and  Kent 
Greve  scored  three  goals  each 
as  Mike  Krall's  team  edged 
out  Harawa  9-8  despite  three 
goals  by  Ken  "Pele"  Roberts. 
Harawa  thought  they  had  a  tie 
after  regulation  time  ended, 
but    Referee    Kim     Stcbbins 


ruled  that  Keith  Groodrum 
scored  three  goals  instead  of  ! 
the  two  goals  that  he  was 
marked  down  for  on  the 
official  scorecard  It  was 
Harawa's    third    loss    of   the 

Earnie  Pheirim  scored  five 
goals  as  Gano  defeated  Rob 
Mellert's  team  9-5.  Captain 
David  Gano  and  Steve  Wilson 
combined  for  four  more  goals 
for  the  victors  while  Mellert 
scored  two  goals  to  pace  his 
team.  Janet  Loudin  and 
Bridget  Knox  also  tallied  for 
winless  Mellert  (0-3). 

In  other  games,  Caracciolo 
downed  Mellert  14-9,  Gano 
edged  Harawa  7-6,  and  Gano 
sluged  it  out  with  Caracciolo  in 
a  10-10  tic. 


Tonights  game  features 
Perry's  team  vs.  Caracciolo  at 
5:20  p.m.  The  Season's  final 
games  are  Sunday  with 
Mellert  going  against  Harawa 
while  Perry  takes  on  Gano. 

In  soccer,  each  team  is 
awarded  two  points  for  each 
victory,  one  point  for  each  tie, 
and  no  points  for  a  loss. 


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Here  are  the  soccer  standings 
as  of  Tuesday,  April  24,  1984. 


Here  are  the  scoring  leaders 
for  soccer  league  as  of  April 
24,  1984. 


Player 

Krall 

Gano 

Caracciolo 

Langham 

Mellert 


Barry  Krall 

Langham 

24 

Mike  Krall 

Krall 

2J 

Bruce  Gibbon 

Caracciolo 

a 

Rick  Nail 

Langham 

21 

Greg  Caracciolo 

Caracciolo 

20 

Earnie  Pheirim 

Gano 

18 

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Volume  39,  Number  24 


Southern  College,  Collt-gedale,  Te 


Die  Meistersinger  Join, with  Caroliers  To  Perform 


The  Die  Meistersinger.  male 
chorus  of  Southern  College  in 
combination  with  the  College- 
dale  Caroliers  of  Spalding 
Elementary  School,  will  pre- 
sent "Music  of  Many  Moods" 
on  Saturday,  April  21.  at  8:30 
p.m.  in  Ackerman  Auditorium 
on  the  campus  of  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day  Ad- 
ventists  in  Collegedale. 

The  Die  Meistersinger  is  a 
men's  chorus  composed  of  22 
men  from  throughout  the  Uni- 
ted States.  The  group  has 
performed  e.\tensively  in  the 
Southeast  and  Midwest,  and 
in  1982  made  a  trip  under  the 
auspices  of  The  Friendship 
Ambassadors  to  Russia  and 
Romania.  The  men  will 
perform  "Alleluia",  by  Ran- 
dall Thompson,  "Dirge  for 
Two  Veterans",  by  Gustav 
Hoist,  the  spirituals  "Dry 
Bones"  and  Poor  Man  La- 
zuras".  and  other  works. 

The  Collegedale  Caroliers,  a 
group  of  39  children  in  grades 
five  to  eight  at  the  A.W. 
Spalding  Elementary  School, 
range  in  age  from^IO  to  15. 


They  have  performed  through- 
out the  Southeast,  singing  as 
far  north  as  Washington, 
D.C..  and  as  far  south  as 
Orlando.  Florida.  The  group 
has  also  made  special  appear- 
ances at  Disney  World  and  the 
Atlanta-Fulton  County  Sta- 
dium. The  Collegedale  Carol- 
iers will  contribute  "Alleluia" 
by  Mozart.  ' '  Little  Things 
That  Creep  and  Crawl  and 
Sometimes  Fly"  by  Peninger, 
and  other  works  to  the  musical 

Both  groups  will  be  directed 
by  Dr.  Marvin  Robertson, 
professor  of  music,  and  ac- 
companied by  pianist  Alicia 
Williams.  Dr,  Marvin  Robert- 
son serves  as  the  chairman  of 
the  Division  of  Music  at 
Southern  College  and  is  the 
founder  of  both  the  Die  Meis- 
tersinger and  Collegedale  Car- 

The  concert,  presented  as 
part  of  the  Southern  College 
Artist  Adventure  Series,  re- 
quires a  general  admission  fee 
of  SI. 00.  Tickets  will  be 
available  at  the  door. 


Attorney  Speaks  at 
Lecture  Series 


he  represents  and  advises 
companies  of  various  sizes, 
types,  and  locations  through- 
out the  United  States  in  labor 
relations. 

Norris  received  his  bache- 
lor's degree  from  Murray 
State  University.  Kentucky, 
and  went  on  to  receive  his  law 
degree  in  1953  from  Vander- 
bilt  University  School  of  Law 
in  Nashville. 

Licensed  to  practice  law  in 
both  Kentucky  and  Tennessee 
Norris  is  engaged  in  the 
private  practice  of  law.  spec- 
ializing in  representing  man- 
agement in  labor  law  practice. 
He  is  also  co-author  of  the 
book  "An  Introduction  to 
Academic  Unionism  for 
College  Administrators,"  and 
has  lectured  widely  for  trade 


executive  meeti 
also  conducted 
labor    law    at 


He  ha 


nd     for 


E.A.    Anderson    of    Atlanta,  The  public  is  invited  to  attend 

Georgia,  this  series  was  de-  free  of  charge.    College  credit 

sighed  to  attract  top  business  or    continuing    education     is 

professionals  to  the  area  and  available  for  a  small   fee,   if 

to  stimulate  a  broader  under-  desired.        A     question     and 

standing    of    the    business  answer  period  will  follow  the 

world.  presentation. 


Dinner  Concert  Features 
Benny  Weintraub 

*'  By  Georgs  Turner 

traub,  the  son  of  professional 
musicians,  will  perform 
Gershwin's  intricate  Rhap- 
sody in  Blue. 

For  the  first  time  this  year, 
the  Symphony  Guild  will  pre- 
sent three  scholarships  to 
Williams'  Tuba  Concerto  with  Southern  College  students, 
tuba  soloist  Tom  Breece.  The  scholarships  will  be  a- 
Wrilten  in  1954.  the  Concerto  warded  on  a  basis  of  musical 
is  one  of  the  few  written  ability,  service  to  orchestra, 
especially  for  tuba.  future  potential,  and  the  slu- 

"It's  incredibly  difficult  for    dents'  need, 
all  of  us."  stated  Orlo  Gilbert, 


The  Southern  College  Sym- 
phony Orchestra  will  present 
its  third  annual  Dinner  Con- 
cert this  Sunday,  April  22,  at 
6:30  p.m.  in  the  Cafeteria. 
The  concert  will  feature  the 
Orchestra  performing  Vaughn 


Attorney  Edwin  0.    Norris  day  Adventists  in  Collegedale 

present    "Unions,    Who  Norris  is  currently  a  senio 

1  Thursday,  and     managing     partner     ii 

■    '  Hunter,  Smith.  &  Davis.  """- 


Tennessee  Bar  Association. 
Norris'  presentation  is  part  of 
the  1984  E.A.  Anderson  Lec- 
ture Series,  an  annual  feature 
of  the  Division  of  Business  and 
Offi 


symphony  director.  Breece.  a 
senior  music  major  has  been  a 
string-bass  player  with  the 
orchestra  for  six  years  and  has 
gone  with  the  orchestra  on 
three  world  tours. 


Tickets  for  the  event  are 
$10.00  each  and  include  a 
four-course  meal  prepared  by 
the  college  cafeteria.  Tickets 
may  be  purchased  at  the 
Village    Market,    Collegedale 


""r  Hall   on'the"campus'"of    neys"at   law.    in    Kingsport.     Southern  College.  Made  poss- 
Southem  College  of  Seventh-    Tennessee.     In  this  position,     ible  by  the  generosity  of  Mr. 


Also  featured  will  be  15  Credit  Union,  or  Wright  Hall 
year-old  pianist  Benny  Wein-  reception  desk.  Deadline  for 
traub  from   Atlanta.      Wein-     ticket  purchase  is  April  19. 


2/ SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  19,  1984 


n 


Editorial 


Spring  has  always  seemed  to  have  a  special  effect  on 
humans  It  is  mostly  psychological,  yet  couples  seem  lo 
come  from  every  corner  of  the  campus  when  warm  weatner 
slips  in  the  atmosphere.    Engagements  are  announced  and 

The  iu!h"ron  foMh'a'  summer  or  fall  wedding,  and  believe 
me  we  sympathize  with  those  who  don't  seem  to  have 
enough  hours  in  the  day  to  get  everything  donel 

There  are  many  engaged  couples  around  campus  this  year, 
as  every  year,  so  we  would  like  to  dedicate  this  issue  of  The 
Southern  Accent  to  those  of  you  who  are  engaged,  and  also  to 
those  of  you  who  are  thinking  about  being  engaged! ! 

In  the  centerfold  of  this  issue  are  descriptions  of  some  of  the 
couples  who  are  engaged,  as  well  as  the  dates  of  their 
weddings.  - 

The  Southern  Accent  staff  would  like  to  congratulate  all  of 
you.  Good  Luck!  I 

Page  and  Maureen 


Editor 

Assistant  Editor 
Layout  Editor 
Sports  Editor 
Religion  Editor 
Advertising  Manager 
Artist 
Photographers 

Typesetters 


Maureen  Mayden 

Page  Weemes 

Brenda  Hess 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Jerry  Russell 

Donald  Chase 

Chuck  Wisener 

Bridget  Knox 

Ham'  Mayden 

LesaHoth 

Donna  Mounce 

Tommy  Morton 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Mary  Gilbert 

Sherri  Kelly 

Wilma  Morales 

Marc  Carr 

Moni  Gennick 

Shirley  Hopkins 

Bob  Jones 

Jerry  Kovalski 

Brenda  Roberts 

George  Turner 

Frances  Andrews 


■J 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


'  I  THINK  THEIR  MESWIVE  CAMPAIGNS  HAVE  BEEN  QUITE  EFFECTIVE,, 
NOW  I  WOULDN'T  VOTE  FOR  EITHER  OF  THEM,:. 


Letkrs 


Dear  Editor. 

During  the  past  four  years 
while  attending  Southern 
College,  1  have  often  thought 
about  writing  a  letter  to  the 
editor,  but  never  felt  compell- 
ed strongly  enough  to  do  so. 
Now  I  am  taking  the  opportun- 
ity to  rise  to  an  occasion  that  is 
due  recognition. 

1  want  to  acknowledge  Dr. 
Lorenzo  Grant  for  the  com- 
mendable teaching  he  has 
given  Southern  College  in  the 
past  eight  years,    Elder  Grant! 


has  weathered  the  tongue- 
wagging  of  many  pious  indivi- 
duals, at  the  expense  of 
damaging  his  credibility  and 
self  respect.  He  knows  how  to 
speak  to  an  issue  and  with 
striaghtforwardness  and 
honesty  in  his  approach. 

Knowing  that  he  has  a 
purpose  in  life.  Elder  Grant 
has  been  unweilding  in  his 
effevescent  and  humanistic 
personality.  While  attending 
twt  classes  that  he  has  taught, 
I  have  found  him  to  be  very 


inspirational  and  far  from 
boring.  Elder  Grant  has  made 
a  very  impressionable  mark  on 
the  campus  of  Southern 
College,  hundreds  of  young 
people  have  been  influenced 
and  guided  by  his  practical 
advice  and  words  of  wisdom 
for  the  untimeless  hours  of 
service  we  the  students  of 
Southern  College  gratefully 
acknowledge    this    dedicated 

Respectfully 
Bill  DuBois 


Classifieds 


Dear  McTrooper. 
We  are  a  class  "A"  ActI   It 
has  been  great!    Glad  we're 
friends! 

Love  Ya, 

McBuck-A-Roo 

P.S.   Here's  to  California!! 


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ndations. 


April  19,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/3 


Ke flee  Hon  Writing 


There  were  three  of  us  seated 
in  the  reception  room  of  Dr. 
Anderson's  office.  Although 
doctors  as  a  rule  are  notori- 
ously guilty  of  keeping  their 
patients  waiting  for  lengthy 
Dr.  Anderson  until 
,■  had  been  the  exception. 
This  day  he'd  been  called  out 
on  an  emergency  case,  caus- 
ing him  to  fall  behind  in  his 
schedule. 

Figuring  I'd  have  a  good 
hour's  wait  I  was  the  last 
scheduled  patient  -  I  made  the 
best  of  the  situation  by  picking 
up  a  Sports  Illustrated  maga- 
zine from  the  rack.  I  noticed  a 
couple  seated  across  from  me. 
but  they  seemed  oblivious  to 
my  presence.  They  wore 
matching  wedding  bands  and 
uple.  The 


News  In  Brief 


President  Reagan  by  passed 
congress  and  sent  $32  million 
to  El  Salvador.  The  emer- 
gency relief  will  be  for  military 
use.  Under  a  provision  of  the 
Arms  Export  Control  act  the 
President  can  issue  emergen- 
cy aid.  The  President  acted 
because  Congress  adjorned 
for  a  week  without  approving 
an  administrations  request  to 
quickly  provide  aid  to  the 
Salvadoren  army. 


A  new  diabetes-control  pill 
may  soon  become  available  in 
the  U.S.  Approval  has  been 
delayed  14  years  over  a  label- 
ing dispute.  Drug  makers 
have  been  waiting  a  decade  to 
market  "Second  Gt 


man,  however,  appeared  to  be 
extremely  agitated  about 
something.  I  didn't  hear  very 
much  of  the  woman's  conver- 
sation, nor  did  !  try  to.  but  I 
sensed  that  she  was  making 
an  effort  to  calm  him.  She 
took  his  hand,  all  the  while 
talking  softly  to  him.  and  I 
noticed  the  good,  strong  lines 
of  her  face  and  the  pain  in  her 
eyes  that  spoke  of  concern  for 
the  man. 

As  I  was  scanning  an  article 
about  the  world  champion 
Redskins,  my  attention  began 
to  wonder.  I  heard  the  man 
finally  speak.  "Six  months!" 
he  declared  bitterly.  I  must 
have  looked  up  because  I  was 
aware  of  his  cynical  express- 


"  Maybe, 


'  he  said,  "I  should 


President  Reagan  has 
approved  antiterrorism  mea- 
sures that  will  include  pre- 
emptive strikes,  reprisals,  and 
large  monetary  rewards  for 
information.  The  plan  would 
also  require  more  sharing  of 
intelligence.  Reagan  will  soon 
ask  congress  for  wider  powers 
to  deal  with 


A  gunaman  fired  a  submach- 
ine gun  from  a  ground  floor 
window  at  the  Libyan 
Embassy  in  London  Tuesday, 
April  17.  An  unarmed  British 
Policewoman  was  killed  and 
n  Libyan  students  were  injur- 
ed. The  e-xiled  Libyan  stu- 
dents were  marching  in  pro- 
test against  Libyan  leader 
Moammar  Khadafy.  This  is 
the  latest  terrorist  attack  by 
Libyans  in  London.  The 
Gunman  opened  fire  as  the 
students  chanted  "Khadafy 
hangs  students." 

The  Space  Shuttle  Challenger 
Astronauts  completed  the  first 
repair  job  in  orbit  and  success- 
fully launched  the  satellite 
they  had  snared  back  into 
space.  They  then  landed  at 
Andrews  Air  force  base  in 
California  after  aborting  their 
Florida  landing  due  to  rain 
and  low  clouds. 


be   grateful   for   the    'stay.' 
Originally     the     doctor    said 
three  months,  didn't  he?" 
Abruptly,  he  then  got  up  and 
went  to  the  reception  desk. 
He  walked  with  a  visible  limp. 
When  he  returned  a  moment 
later,  he  looked  at  the  woman 
as  if  about  to  speak  to  her.  and 
then,  to  my  complete  surprise, 
burst  into  tears.     "Yea."  he 
finally  said  in  a  choked  voice, 
"there  will  be  treatment  to- 
night." 

For  the  first  time  1  felt 
troubled  and  embarrassed  be- 
ing a  witness  to  all  of  this, 
even  though  the  couple  still 
seemed  unaware  of  my  pre- 
sence. 1  tried  to  avoid 
observing  anything  further, 
but  still  couldn't  help  hearing 
pieces  of  the  me 


Ben  Crenshaw  won  his  first 
major  tournament  Sunday  by 
capturing  the  48lh  Masters 
tournament.  Crenshaw  at  277 
was  two  strokes  ahead  of  Tom 
Watson,  a  two-time  Masters 
Champion.  The  first  place 
finish  paid  him  $108,000.  Tom 
Watson  was  given  a  paultry 
$64,800  for  his  second  place 

Senator  Gary  Hart  won  Ari- 
zona's Democratic  presiden- 
tial caucuses  Saturday  with  a 
46  per  cent  vote.  Hart  is  still 
well  behind  the  frontrunner 
Walter  Mondale. 


almost  lost  my 
.wish     now     I 
had. ..better  than  this..." 

Gradually  I  began  to  put 
together  the  probable  story, 
The  man  was  suffering  from 
some  fatal,  incurable  illness. 
and  his  wife  was  trying  to 
comfort  him  and  give  him 
strength.  She  did  not  seem  to 
be  succeeding  too  well,  how- 
ever, the  man's  depression 
seemed  profound.  I  wished 
desperately  that  1  could  say 
something  to  comfort  them, 
but  I  knew  1  couldn't  interfere. 
As  I  thought  about  how 
fortunate  1  was  and  wondered 
what  this  man  must  be  going 
through.  1  glanced  over  at  the 
couple  and,  amazingly  enough 
say  they  were  smiling  at  each 
other!    The  tension  that  had 


surrounded  them  only  mo- 
ments before,  had  apparently 
vanished.  Obviously,  the 
woman  must  have  said  some- 
thing to  the  man  that  had 
brightened  his  spirits,  at  least 
for  the  moment. 

Moments  later  these  were 
sounds  of  someone  coming 
down  the  corridor  that  led 
from  the  doctor's  examining 


3  the 


:epti( 


)ugh,  this 
time  1  noticed  that  the  man 
took  his  wife's  hand.  1  was 
certain  that  I  saw  his  lips  form 
the  words  "Forgive  me." 

The  nurst  appeared  in  the 
doorway  then  and  made  an 
announcement  that  I  shall 
never  quite  forget. 

"Mrs.  Harris,"  she  called. 


oted 


270- r 


place  the  one  elected  after  the 
1979  Islamic  Revolution.  Most 
of  the  candidates  were  hand- 
picked  by  Islamic  groups. 


Lebaneese  Moslems  freed  an 
American  professor  that  had 
been  kidnapped  two  months 
ago.  The  Shiite  Moslem  Amal 
faction  used  force  to  free 
Frank  Regier  of  the  An" 
University  and  Chri 
bert  a  French  engin 


Students  Dedicated  For 
Mission  Service 


The  Vespers  Service  on 
Friday.  April  20.  1984.  at  8:00 
p.m..  will  be  the  Student 
Missions  Dedication  Service. 

Each  year  the  Student 
Missions  Club  has  a  dedica- 
tion service  for  the  students 
who  will  be  going  out  to  the 
mission  fields  and  also  for 
Task  Force  workers  going  out 
in  the  next  year. 

This  coming  year,  twenty- 
three  students  will  be  going  to 
such  places  as  Korea.  Japan, 


Thialand,  Ponape.  the  Mar- 
shall Islands,  South  Africa. 
Zambia,  the  Caribbean,  and 
Brazil.  Also,  several  task 
force  workers  will  be  going  to 
some  North  American  aca- 
demies. 

Elder  Leo  Ranzolin,  World 
Youth  Director  of  the  General 
Conference,  will  present  the 
service.  Also,  as  part  of  the 
dedication,  a  Bible  will  be 
given   to  each    Student   Mis- 


EARN  UP  TO 
$100  PER  MONTH 
BEING  SMILED  AT. 

Be  a  regular  plasma  donor,  and  you'll  also 
earn  the  thanks  ot  hemophiliacs;  surgical 
patients;  burn,  shock  or  accident  victims 
and  many  others- 
Bonus  for  firat  time  donors  with  this  ad*. 

^plasma  alliance" 

37407  ^r?dav^''"^^"'^^    ^^  fi'in  am     "'  fl  3 

195  ^  **  •""  ^         * 

•Bonus  otter  expires     Apniao.  iSB-l 


4/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  19.  1984 


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3 


ENGAGEMENTS 


Steve  Durkac 
and  Kathy  Hampton 

Steve  and  Kathy  met  during 
Reverse  Weekend.  In  their 
case,  it  was  double  reversed 
because  he  did  the  asking! 
They  were  engaged  November 
24.  1983  and  will  be  married 
on  August  12,  1984  in  Fred- 
ericksburg, Virginia. 


Tommy  Morton 
and  PageWeemes 

Tommy  and  Page  met  at  a 
birthday  party  for  Tommy. 
According  to  Tommy,  his 
birthday  wish  has  come  true. 
They  were  engaged  November 
2  1983  in  a  limosine  and  will 
be  married  July  22.  1984  in 
GroeneviUe.  Tennessee. 


Greg  Smith 
and  Debbie  Jurysta 

Greg  and  Debbie  met  while 
they  were  working  at  Sea 
World.  They  were  engaged  on 
December  24,  1982  and  will  be 
married  in  June  of  1985  in 
Oriando.  Florida. 


Steve  Blal<e 
and  Robyn  Bates 

An  interesting  fact  about 
Steve  and  Robyn  is  that  they 
have  been  dating  seven  years. 
They  were  engaged  February 
24,  1984  and  will  be  married 
on  November  18,  1984  in 
Louisville,  Kentucky. 


Robert  Williams 
and  Denise  Keith 

Dcnisc  says  the  first  time  she 
saw  Robert's  face,  she  knew 
her  heart  had  found  its  place. 
Robert  and  Denise  were  en- 
gaged March  16,  1984  and  will 
be  married  during  the  summer 
of  1985  in  Atlanta,  Georgia. 


John  Dombrosl<y 
and  Brenda  Decl<er 

John  and  Brenda  met  while 
eating  pizza  in  Orlando,  Flor- 
ida. They  were  engaged  on 
March  24.  1984  and  will  be 
married  in  March  of  1985. 

David  Boutin 
and  Rheeta  Wilson 

David's  sister  and  Rheeta  are 
best  friends  and  they  met 
while  Rheeta  was  visiting  at 
David's  house.  They  were 
engaged  on  January  1.  1984 
and  will  be  married  on  August 
5.  1984  in  Winter  Park,  Flor- 
ida. 


Fred  Roscher 
and  LorrieHevener 

Fred  and  Lorrie  met  in 
Algebra  class  and  their  pro- 
blems have  been  solved  ever 
since!  They  were  engaged 
September  13,  1983  and  will 
be  married  May  27,  1984  in 
Buena  Vista,  Virginia. 


Chuck  Wisener 
and  Maureen  Mayden 

Chuck  and  Maureen  met  for 
the  first  time  in  the  first 
grade,  but  Chuck  moved  a- 
way.  Bui,  they  met  again  last 
school  year  while  working  on 
the  Accenl  and  lived  happily 
ever  after.  They  were  en- 
gaged on  September  21,  1983 
and  will  be  married  June  3, 
1984  in  Staunton,  Virginia. 


Bob  Wall 
and  Sharon  Young 

Bob  and  Sharon  met  each 
other  while  riding  to  Florida. 
They  were  engaged  February 
29.  1984  and  will  be  married 
May  6.  1984  in  Talge  Hall 
Chapel. 


pelaine  Muggins 
and  Lydia  White 

Delaine  and  Lydia  met  two 
years  ago  at  an  Indian  Creek 
Bible  Conference.  They  were 
engaged  March  23.  1984  and 
will  be  married  on  November 
25,  1984  in  Standifer  Gap, 
Tennessee. 


Kevin  Bidwell 
and  Catherine  Linrud 

Kathy's  aunt  asked  Kevin 
over  as  a  guest  while  Kathy 
was  also  a  guest  there.  Kevin 
and  Kathy  were  engaged  No- 
vember 6,  1983  and  will  be 
marriedJune  3,  1984  in  River- 
side, California. 


Chris  Kllnvex 
and  LIzSchmitz 

Chris  and  Liz  met  at  the 
public  high  school  they  attend- 
ed in  1978  and  both  came  into 
the  church  together.  They 
were  engaged  on  July  4.  1982 
and  will  be  married  July  1. 
1984. 


James  Spicer 
and  Vicky  Tressler 

James  met  Vicky  in  the 
"sweets  department"  at  a 
Pops  Concert.  James  and 
Vicky  were  engaged  Novem- 
ber 1,  1983  and  will  be 
married  May  19.  1984  in 
Apollo,  Pennsylvania. 


OPIt.'OtI  «WAV  FROM -THAT 
TREE.'  &ARFIELC?.'GET  OUT 


April  19.  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/5 


Committee  of  100  Honors  Ruth  McKee 


The  Committee  of  100  for 
SMC*  Inc..  a  philanthropic 
body  of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists.  host- 
ed its  20th  anniversary  cele- 
bration Tuesday  and  Wednes- 
day, April  10  and  11,  on  the 
college  campus. 

During  a  special  assembly 
Tuesday  in  honor  of  the  volun- 
teers, an  award  was  presented 
to  Ruth  King  McKee,  vice 
president  of  McKee  Baking 
Company  and  wife  of  O.D. 
McKee,  chairman  of  the 
Board  at  McKee's.  Mrs. 
McKee  was  honored  for  her 
years  of  inspiring  service  and 
philanthropy  to  the  college.  A 
McKee  Scholarship  Fund  for 
worthy  and  needy  students 
has  been  functioning  for  many 
years.  She  is  presently  co- 
chairman  of  the  alumni  project 
10  renovate  Miller  Hall  into  a 


nored  with  a  plaque  for  meri- 
torius  service.  lies  is  the 
assistant  to  the  president  at 
Florida  Hospital  in  Orlando 
and  IS  very  active  with  local 
philanthropy  there,  too. 

Master  of  ceremonies  for  the 
anniversary  assembly  was 
William  J.  Hulsey,  president 
of  Collegedaie  Caseworkds, 
Inc..  and  a  charter  member  of 
the  Committee  of  100.     The 


Southe 


Colli 


Also  recognized  where 
Saiiford  and  Martha  Ulmer 
from  Lansdale,  Pennsylvania, 
who  were  presented  with  the 
college's  first  "Distinguished 
Alumnus  Service  Award". 
The  Ulmers  have  been  sup- 
porters of  the  college  for  over 
60  years.  Mr.  Ulmer,  a  retired 
real  estate  developer,  is  a 
founding  figure  in  the  esta- 
blishment of  the  college's  new 
Century  II  Endowment  Fund. 

William  A.  lies,  president  of 
the  Committee  of  100  since  its 
formation   in    1963,    was    ho- 


Band  performed  throughout 
the  ceremony  in  recognition  of 
the  volunteers. 

The  Committee  of  100  was 
formed  in  May  of  1 963  and  has 
since  provided  the  college 
with  S6  million  in  campus 
improvements.  Under  execu- 
tive director  Charles  Fleming, 
Jr.,  chairman  of  the  Board  of 
Collegedaie  Interiors,  the 
Committee  is  composed  of 
leading  and  influential  laymen 
in  the  Seventh-day  Adventist 
church  who  are  committed  to 
e.xcellence  in  private  Christian 
education. 

An.nual  dues  per  member  are 
S500,  but  the  dues  act  only  as 
"seed-money"  for  the  creai 
financing  of  projects  that 
eventually  return  income  to 
the  college.  It  is  estimated 
that  the  yield  ratio  to  the 
college  on  dues  paid  is  about 
lOtol.  For  every  $1.00  given, 
a  $10.00  benefit  is  realized. 

The  Committee  maintains  its 
own    set    of    books    separate 


from  the  college's  and  often  ings  and  various  other  projects  renovation  of  the  College  PI 

owns    several    buildings    on  that  have  been  accomplished  za   Shopping   Center.    Maize 

campus     during     any     given  by  the  Committee  include  the  Herin  Nursing  Hall,  additions 

time,     leasine    them     tn     fhf>  Phvcifal     i^r^n^n^i^^     /- — . *n  t^Uo    ^t,a    ti,^*.,i u.n 


leasing    them    to    the      Physical    Educati( 


college  and  eventually  turning 
them  over  to  the  ownership  of 
the  college  debt-free.    Build- 


;  quarter-mile  track,  th 


Doug  Woodruff  Wins  Grand  Prize  At  Talent  Show 


Center,  to  Talge  and  Thatcher  Hall 
dormitories,  and  a  gift  of 
$250,000  to  furnish  and  eqnip 
FM  90.5  WSMC's 
tcrs  in  the  fine  arts  building. 


A  myriad  ot  talent  was 
displayed  last  Sunday  night  at 
the  Annual  SA  Talent  Show. 
Contestants  competed  in  vo- 


cal 


lental. 


laneous  categories  for  nearly 
SIOOO  in  prizes. 

In  the  miscellaneous  cate- 
gory. "The  New  Orleans  Con- 
servatory Choir"  also  known 
as  Cruz  and  Company, 
clinched  third  prize  of  $50 
dollars.  Assisted  by  a  pogo 
stick,  knives,  and  torches. 
David  Perkins  juggled  his  way 
|o  second  prize  and  $75  dol- 
'"ts  Garth  Thoreson  cam- 
paigned his  way  to  first  with 
his  speech  entitled  "My  Fel- 
low       Ani.^ri.-n.,^"  T-1-  ' 

Americans    .     Thoreson 


won    $100    dollars    for    that 
monologue. 

Wayne  Anderson  and  his 
ensemble  who  were  "Taking 
It  Easy"  walked  away  with 
another  $50  dollars  and  third 
prize  in  the  instrumental  sec- 
tion of  the  Talent  Show.  Kim 
Deardorff.  Bill  Norton,  and 
Devin  Fryling.  a.k.a.  "Rain- 
fall" took  second  with  an 
original  composition  entitled 
"Wind  Shadow".  They  also 
won  $75  dollars  for  their  entry. 
Franz  Liszt's  "Orage"  helped 
Doug  Woodruff  lock  up  first 
place  and  $100  dollars. 

In  the  vocal  category,  an 
original  piece  written  by  Jack 
Roberts  took  $50  dollars  and 


third  place,  while  C.C.  Lind- 
say walked  away  with  $75 
dollars  and  second  place  for 
singing  "Everything".  First 
place  went  to  Steve  Grice  and 
Scott  Payden  for  a  bluegrass 
medley  which  included  the 
song  "Rocky  Top".  Their 
prize  was  $100  dollars. 


The 


Grand  Prize  was  picked 
the  three  first  place 
Doug  Woodruff  was 
$150  as  Grand  Prize 
r  of  the  Talent  Show. 
5y  Brandenburg.  Social 
:ies  Vice  President,  said 
evening  was  a  lot  of  fun 
great  success.  Thanks 
/ho  participated." 


6/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/ April  19. 1984 


€?) 


Time  Out 


The  National  Basketball 
Association's  second  season  is 
underway,  and  not  a  moment 
too  soon.  It  can  be  argued  that 
the  NBA's  regular  season  is 
too  long  and  pointless.  It  can 
also  be  argued  that  the  new 
play-off  format,  which  was 
expanded  from  1 2  teams  to  the 
present  16  is  a  bad  joke  and 
unjust  to  teams  with  superior 
records  like  Boston  and  Los 
Angeles  who  have  to  play  the 
first  round  in  the  play-offs. 
But  first,  let's  reflect  on  the 
1  that  has  just  ended. 


Thei 


surprised  everyone.  The  Utah 
Jazz  with  first-year  coach 
Frank  Layden  conquered  the 
Midwest  Division  title,  while 
the  Dallas  Mavericks  and 
coach  Dick  Motta  finished  two 


games  behind.  These  two 
have  qualified  for  the  playoffs 
for  the  first  time  in  the  history 
of  each    of   their    respective 

The  NBA's  number  one  flop 
was  also  in  the  Midwest 
Division.  The  San  Antonio 
Spurs.  After  coming  two 
games  from  the  League's 
championship  series  last  year, 
they  fired  coach  Stan  Alberk 
(who  promptly  guided  the 
New  Jersey  Nets  to  a  playoff 
spot).  The  Spurs  could  never 
get  it  in  gear  and  missed  (he 
playoffs  with  a  37-45  record. 

The  most  improved  teams 
this  year  besides  Utah  and 
Dallas  were  the  Detroit  Pis- 
tons, the  Boston  Celtics,  the 
New  York  Knicks!  and  the 
Portland    Trailblazers.       De- 


troit's Kelly  Tripucka.  Bill 
Lambeer  and  Isaiah  Thomas, 
this  year's  MVP  in  the  All-Star 
game,  each  enjoyed  pheno- 
menal seasons. 

Boston  finished  with  the 
league's  best  record  (62-20). 
the  best  home  record  (33-8), 
and  the  best  road  record 
(29-12).  All  this  with  first-year 
coach  K.C.  Jones  at  the  helm 
and,  of  course.  Larry  Bird. 

Benard  King  had  an  MVP 
season  with  the  Knicks  and 
Portland,  led  by  guard  Jim 
Paxon  and  coach  Jack  Ramsey 
finished  the  season  at  48-34, 
six  games  in  back  of  Los 
Angeles.  The  Houston  Rock- 
ets improved  their  record  by 
15  games.  Much  of  the 
responsibility  for  this  turn- 
around was  Rookie-of-the-year 


P 


our  easter  treats 

bright  and  colorful,  they  make  a 
delicious  gift  that  anyone  will 
treasure.  Our  wide  variety  of 
Easter  candies  can  be  given  with 
the  knowledge  that  you  have 
chosen  only  the  finest  from  .  .  . 


Ralph  Sampson,  formerly  with 
the  Virginia  Cavaliers. 

The  worst  teams  this  year 
were  the  Indiana  Pacers,  the 
Chicago  terri-Bulls,  and  the 
Cleveland  Cars.  Some  things 
never  change,  huh? 

Houston  Rocket  and  long- 
time Washington  Bullet  su- 
perstar Elvin  Hayes  called  it 
quits  after  a  16-year  career 
with  an  all-time  record  of 
50.000  minutes  played  in  a 
record  1.303  games,  missing 
only  nine  contests. 

Well  now.  its  time  for  the 
playoffs.  The  Philadelphia 
76'ers  will  be  trying  to  become 
the  first  team  since  the  1968- 
69  Boston  Celtics  to  repeat  as 
World  Champs. 

The  favorites  in  the  race  tor 
the    top    spot     are     Boston. 


Detroit,  Los  Angeles,  p„» 
land.  Dallas,  and  of  'cour« 
Philadelphia.  ' 

The  playoffs  should  be  vcn 
interesting,  no  doubt,  and 
with  these  teams  playing  at 
the  top  of  their  game,  the, 
might  seem  unbeatable.  Bni 
Portland  finished  the  season 
losing  six  of  their  last  seven 
games.  LA  is  hurting  as 
Magic  Johnson  suffered  i 
bruised  hip  and  James  Worthy 
is  nursing  an  eye  injury  from 
their  last  game  of  the  season. 
The  hot  teams  entering  the  big 
money  games  are  Boston, 
Detroit,  and  Milwaukee.  Phjl- 
ly's  defense  is  getting  betlet 
than  it  was  two  weeks  ago 
when  it  seemed  that  even 
an  old  lady  could  score  against 
them. 


^   CANDI ES  ' 

the  campus  shop 


y  RoyceJ.  Earp 


Spring  Olympics 


The  Men's  Club  spring 
Olympics  were  held  Sunday  at 
various  points  around  the 
campus.  The  relay  race  and 
water  fight  were  held  in  fornt 
of  Talge  Hall.  The  guzzling 
contest  and  car  push  were 
held  in  front  of  Wright  Hall. 

The  tug-of-war,  50  yard  dash, 
egg  toss,  and  relay  race 
consisting  of  wheel  barrow, 
piggy  back,  backward  and 
for^va^d  race  were  all  held 
behind  the  tennis  courts.  The 
teams  competing  were  C- 
Wing.  first  east,  first  west 
andB-Wing.  The  most  heated 
competition    came    from    B- 


Wing  and  C-Wing  who  were  at 
each  others  throat,  taunting 
each  other  throughout  the 
competition.  The  first  heat, 
the  relay  race,  was  won  by 
C-Wing.  The  guzzling  and  the 
car  push  were  won  easily  by 
the  B-Wing  but  C-Wing  pulled 
it  out  after  a  few  tricks  with 

B-Wing  taking  second.  The 
tug-of-war  final  was  between 
B-Wmg  and  First  East  with 
First  East  pulling  B-Wing 
across  the  line.  But  again 
B-Wing  took  second  place. 
The  50  yard  dash  was  won  in  a 
photo  finish  by  Bruce  Gibbon, 
a  resident  of  B-Wing.      The 


mixed  relay  was  won  by  f«f 
West  with  B-Wing  again  UJ 
ing  second.     The  final  £«' 
wfs  the  egg  toss.    Each. e>^P 
could  sport  5  pairs  ot  I«»n 
and  when  the  throwing  »J 
done  First  East  had  won  «   I 
B-Wing  finishing  in  seco"t 
The   points   were  divideo   ' 
like  this:    First  place  7  pg 
Second  Place  5  points,  l" 
place  3  points,  and  Forth  P^l 
1    point.       The    final  '", 
were:        B-Wing    44    P"'";^ 
C-Wing  37  points    First     ^L 
34  points,  and  First  Eaji    1 
points.  The  B-Wing  team     ■ 
taken   to   Taco   Bell   M"""! 
night  for  their  victory  dm    f 


Souihern  Cynic 


April  19,  1984/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/7 


I 
I 


"Are  you  afraid  to  die?" 

"No.  No  more  than  I  am 
afraid  to  live." 

"What's  that  supposed  to 
mean?" 

"Doesn't  life  scare  you? 
Even  a  little?" 
"No.  Why  should  it?" 

"Because  living  is  much 
harder  to  do  than  dying.  Once 
you're  dead,   that's   it.      Ka- 

leah,  but  think  about  all 
:hc  neat  things  you're  miss- 
ing- You  love  to  sail  for 
instance.  No  more  sailing  on 
crystal  clear  lakes  with  the  sun 
on  your  back  and  the  wind  in 
vour  face;  the  sparkle  of  the 
water  where  the  sun  oaves  a 
diamond  path,  and  as  you're 
clipping  along,  the  feeling  of 
total  serenity  that  overwhelms 

"You're breaking  my  heart." 
"C'mon,  admit  it,  you'd  miss 
sailing." 

"But  I'd  be  dead.  I  wouldn't 
know  what  1  was  missing." 

'Yeah,  but  you  wouldn't  be 
enjoying    anything    either. 
Remember  when  we  went  to 
Six  Flags  and  rode  the  Scream 
Machine  twelve  times?     You 


coaster  thrills.  Of  course.  I 
can  live  without  them.  I'm  the 
one  who's  famous  for  passing 
out  on  the  first  loop  of  the 
Mind  Bender.  But  you.  you 
always  wanted  to  ride  it  again, 
and  each  time,  you'd  get  that 
same  breathless  little-kid 
smirk  on  your  face.  If  you 
were  dead,  you  wouldn't  be 
around  to--" 


climbing  it  such  a  thrill." 

"Boy,  you're  just  full  of 
dramatic  philosophies  today 
aren't  you?" 

"I  just  want  you  to  see  that 
death  may  be  the  easy  way 
out,  but  it's  also  the  most 
permanent.  At  least,  if  you 
make  a  mistake  in  life,  you  can 
start  all  ove 


enjoy  it. 


"I  know,  I  kr 
Right?" 

"Very  good,  O  Wise  One. 
There'd  be  no  more  good 
times." 

"But  what  about  the  bad 
times?  Seems  like  you're 
overlooking  the  other  side  of 
the  question.  Doesn't  the 
situation  of  the  world  arouse 
despair  in  you?  People  are 
starving  to  death,  thousands 
every  day,  doesn't  that  bother 
you,  even  a  little?  Men  have 
no  compassion  for  one  another 
they're  more  concerned  about 
developing  new  ways  to  des- 
troy the  human  race." 

"Nobody  said  it  was  going  to 
be  easy." 

"That's  what  I  mean,  death 

"But    that's    giving    up. 
Struggling  to  the  top  of  the 


the 


Classifieds  Cont'd. 


If  you  have  at  any  time 
received  a  Guaranteed  Stu- 
dent Loan  at  Southern  Coll- 
ege and  will  be  graduating  in 
May.  this  summer,  or  will 
not  be  reburning  for  the 
1984-85   school    yearn,    you 

with    Student    Finance. 
Please  stop  by  the  office  and 

take  care  of  this  before  final 
exams  as  permits  will  not  be 
issued  for  you  until  this  has 
been  done. 

1  Thanks  Suzanne  and  every- 
body for  the  "surprise".     I. 
*  \^'as  really  surprised!! 

Maureen 

Synthesizer  for  Sale: 

Excellent  Condition,  only 
^m-MUST  SELL!  Call 
238-3020  A-10  men's  dorm. 

^y  Dear  Sabastian, 

You  re  a  very  special  guy! 
Thanks  for  being  a  part  of 
"ly  life  and  for  being  so 
patient  with  me. 

1  like  you  lots 

r.S.    Even  fear 
Clive: 

You're  so  infectious!  We 
applaud  you.  (Clap,  clap,) 

V.D. 


For  Sale;  2  Classic  Convert- 
ibles. A  1976  Maroon  MGB; 
61,000  miles;  $2500  and  a 
1977  Yellow  MGB;  67,000 
miles;  $3000.  Call  899-4424 
or  396-2603. 

Dear  Eagle  Feather, 
From  Carnations  to  roses; 
From   Service   Merchandise 

to  Ben  Franklin's; 
From  washing  the  Astro  to 

washing  the  Mark  IV; 
From   motorcycles   to   inner 

tubes; 
From  picnics  to  the   Peach 

From    short    notes    to    long 

telephone  calls; 
From  forgetting  my  ID  Card 

to  losing  it  permanently; 
From  Canada  to  the  Poco- 

From  Cloudland  Canyon  to 

Lookout  Mountain; 
From  lonely  strangers  to  a 

rich,  intimate  relationship; 


sofs 


of joy; 

Even  though  the  miles  have 
sometimes  kept  us  apart,  our 
love  for  each  other  has 
grown. 

For  all  this  and  more  1  want 
to  say  "Thank  You."  I  will 
love  you  FOREVER! 

Love, 
Running  Bear 


back." 

"I  realize  that.  But 
remember,  you're  the  one  who 
asked  me  if  I  was  afraid  to  die. 
I'm  just  saying  that  I'm  not. 
Why,  are  you?" 

"No,  not  really." 

"That's  not  very  convincing. 
You'll  have  to  do  better  than 
that." 

"Well,  I  just  wouldn't  want 
to  miss  anything." 

"Like  passing  out  on  roller 
coasters?" 

"Get  serious." 

"Har.  Har." 

"O.K.  tell  me  what  you're 
afraid  of  missing  out  on." 


"Ha 


"That  much  stuff,  huh?" 
"Yeah,   but  it's  not  major 
things  like  becoming  rich  and 
famous,  it's  basics,  things  that 


make  it  all  worthwhile." 

"Like  what?" 

"Like  watching  the  sun  set  at 
Panama  City  Beach." 

"Yeah,   and   watching  the 
suntans  go  by." 

"You're  catching  on." 
"What  else?" 

"Listening  to  my  mom 
singing  in  the  kitchen  while 
she's  making  supper  and 
watching  my  brothers  play 
football  on  Sunday  afternoon. 
I'd  even  miss  my  little  sister, 
and  that  feeling  you  get  when 
you're  just  glad  to  be  home." 

"But  you  always  get  upset 
because  you  gain  weight  when 
you  go  home." 

"It's  worth  it." 
"Keep  going." 

"My  friends." 

"You'd  miss  them?" 

"Yup." 

"Both  of  them?" 

"Ooo,  that  was  good." 

"Just  kidding." 
"I'd   miss   all   those   good 
times  we  have  together,  even 
though    some    of    them    like 
rolle 


"You 


Who  said  anything  about 


Married  Couples  -  Don't 
forget!!!  Get  your  tickets 
soon  before  time  or  space 
runs  out!  The  Riverboat 
Cruise  is  April  22  at  6:30  pm. 
You  don't  want  to  miss  it! 
Only  $5/couple  or  family. 
Tickets  at  Student  Center 
desk.    Come  for  an  evening 


Lance  Martin  A.K.A.  Wil- 
liam Appleby 

Superman  is  not  a  Marvel 
comic  book.  Spiderman  is  a 
Marvel  comic  book;  so  is 
Thor  and  The  Fantastic  Four 
-  but  not  Superman.  Super- 
man is  a  D.C.  Comic.  Get  it 
straight. 

The  CCA. 


To  Steve,  Mike,  and  Bo, 

Thank  you  very  much  for 
your  kind  understanding. 

Paul  W. 


Dr.  Gary  Ross  Speaks; 

Dr.  Gary  Ross  of  the 
General  Conference  Religi- 
ous Liberty  Department  will 
speak  on  "Fallacies  of  the 
School  Prayer  Debate"  on 
Friday,  April  20.  at  8  pm  in 
Thatcher  Hall  Worship 
Room.  Dr.  Ross  will  speak 
on  "Reflections  on  the  Vati- 
can Issue"  on  Sabbath  after- 
noon April  21 .  at  3  pm  in  the 
Collegedale  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church.  There 
will  be  a  question 


elcome. 


You 


Do  you 

good  contemporary  Christian 
music?  Then  come  out  this 
Friday  night  to  hear  Dana 
Reed  with  Chuck  Childers  and 
Surrender  at  teh  Church  of 
Today.  7158  Lee  Highway. 
The  concert  starts  at  7:00  p.m. 


"Sure  I'd  miss  you,  you're 
my  best  friend.  And  besides,  I 
have  to  have  somebody 
around  to  remind  me  of  how 
fortunate  I  am." 

"Ouch." 

"Seriously,   I'd  die  without 

"Well,  we  wouldn't  want 
that  to  happen,  would  we? 
You  might  miss  something." 
"Ah,  at  last,  the  sunbeams  of 
understanding  break  across 
the  furrowed  brow.  Let's  go 
eat,  you  buy." 

"Only  if  you  promise  to  name 
your  first  born  after  me." 
"Only   if  you   promise   to 

"Scouts  honor." 

"Good,  that's  all  I  require." 
"I  remain  forever,  your 
humble  servant." 
"Then  I  suggest  we  gel  a 
move  on.  Taco  Bell  is  wait- 
ing." 

"So  are  our  dates." 

"Oh,  1  almost  forgot.  Well, 
we  wouldn't  want  them  to 
miss  out  on  anything." 

"Too  right." 

"Hey," 

"Yeah?" 

"1  love  ya." 

"Hey,  me  too." 


Exam  permits  are  now  being 
issued.  If  you  have  not 
received  you  permits  in  the 
mail,  please  check  at  Stu- 
dent Accounts  as  soon  as 
possible  in  order  to  avoid  the 
long  lines,  Village  students 
should  check  at  the  recep- 
tionist desk  before  going  to 
Student  Accounts. 

To  Fireman  Greg, 

You'd  better  watch  your  big 
buddy!! 

Your  Distinguished  Room- 


CWSP  for  Summer: 

Students    who 
working    at    summ< 


the 


Work-Study  Program  must 
have  their  financial  aid 
packets  for  1984-85  complet- 
ed and  processed.  Contact 
Donna  Myers  in  Student 
Finance     for     more     infor- 


/SOUTHERN  ACCENT/April  19.  1984 


Speak  Vp  . 

f 


What  are  you 

Stierrl  Kelly 


doing  to  get  ready  for  finals? 


Craig  Calhoun 
Business 

■Finals?!  What  Finals?? 


i 


Rhonda  Facundus 
Nursing 

'  'Praying  Real  Hard 


Reg  Rice 
Chemistry 


"Bribing  the  Teache. 


■■Screaming  Real  Loud!!" 


J.T.  Shim 
Computer  Sc-Math 


"Not  a  whole  lot! 


Roxanne  Klocko 
Nursing 


THERE  ARE  TWO  $IDE$TO  ^^ 
BECOMING  ANURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
I  sented  by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  1 
I  Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
I  career  advancement  arc  the  rule, 

I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  

on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you  re 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALLYOU  CAN  BE. 


THE  CAMPUS  KITCHEN 


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Editorial 


The  end  of  the  year  is  usually  a  time  for  thanks  and 
appreciations  or  goodbyes.  This  year,  it  is  both  for  me  and 
several  of  my  friends.  We  have  come  through  four  years 
here  on  this  campus  and  it  is  now  time  for  us  to  move  on  and 
take  our  places  in  the  world.  But  sometimes  it  is  nice  to 
cc  about  the  good  times  we  experienced  while 
Itudents  here  at  Southern  College. 
■Remember  when  it  was  still  SMC  and  we  were  Freshmen? 
[Remember  when  the  enrollment  was  over  2000? 

neniber  when  Dean  Schlisner  was  both  Dean  of  Men  and 
Bean  of  Students? 

IRemember  when  the  Music  Building  was  just  a  pile  of 
Jicks? 

iRemember  who  the  1980  Presidential  candidates  were? 
Hint:  There  were  three!) 
Kemeniber  when  "Roots"  cametocampus? 
Remember  Nerd  Day? 

Remember  when  the  only  alternative  to  the  Cafeteria  was 
eCK? 

ember  the  old  phone  system?    The  one  that  clicked 
"^stead  of  letting  you  dial? 
Remember  when  the  name  change  argument  began? 
Reiiieniber  when  blue  jeans  finally  were  allowed  in  classes 
and  ihc  cafe  for  lunch? 
Remember  the  Collegedale  Tidings? 

Remember  The  Miracle  Worker?    The  Sftund  of  Music? 
Scapmo?  The  Stingiest  Man  in  Town?  Shenandoah? 

Remember  the  car  that  backed  into  the  girls'  dorm  on  a 
Sabtu!h  morning? 
ReiMtmber  the  World's  Fair? 
Remember  Dr.  Knittel? 


Ren 

umber  when  guys  still  I'lv 

din  Jo 

nes  Hall? 

Ren 

umber  Ilie  banquet  at  the 

cafeter 

la  our  Freshmen  year? 

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ember  the  gymnastics  Home  She 

ws? 

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member  all   those   intramurals 

chapels,    and   Friday 

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Accent 

Editor 

Maureen  Mayden 

Assistant  Editor 

Page  Weenies 

Brenda  Hess 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Religion  Editor 

Jerry  Russell 

Advertising  Manager 

Donald  Chase 

Artist 

Chuck  Wisener 

Photographers 

Bridget  Knox 
Harry  Mayden 

Typesetters 

Lesa  Hoth 
Donna  Mounce 

Circulation  Manager 

Tommy  Morton 

Columnists 

Joe  Denny 

Royce  Earp 

Sherri  Kelly 

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Reporters 

Marc  Can- 
Shirley  Hopkins 
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George  Turner 

Advisor 

Frances  Andrews 

The  Saulhorn  AccenI  Is  Ihe 

ofllcia 

Soulhefn  Colleoe  and  Is  re 

am'wie 

3,    Opinions  expfeaaed 

and  dD  noi  noceasBrlly  rell 

pinions  o(  lie  ecJIiors, 

aoulhern  College.  Ifie  Sevo 

Kt""""" 

Ih-day 

^ 

I  remember  1  hope  you  do  too  But  w 
remembering  let  s  not  forget  to  extend  thank  yous  to  the 
people  who  deserve  them  The  friends  roommates 
teachers  faculty  members  and  sponsors  who  have  helped  us 
to  make  it  through  college  and  many  others  who  have 
contributed  in  some  way  to  lielp  make  college  life  edgier  and 
more  fun  for  many  of  us. 

Oh.  and  by  the  way,  congratulations  to  all  those  who  are 
graduating  this  year.  Good  luck  to  all  of  you,  where  ever  you 


go- 


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Classifieds 


nderful 


Jane  Fonda, 
Gee,  it's  1 
working  out  with  you.  It 
helps  to  release  all  the 
tension.  Thank-you  for  be- 
ing a  friend.  Can't  wait  'til 
"the  beach." 

PPW 

A  BIG  thanks  to  everybody 
who  has  been  so  willing  to 
help  out  this  year.  I  really 
appreciated  it  and  wish  there 
was  some  way  to  ex))ress  my 
appreciation  in  a  more  tangi- 
ble form,  but  we  all  know 
budgets!  Have  a  great 
summer  and  try  to  keep  in 

The  Editor 


May    this    weekend    be    ail 

24559 
Congratulations  to  Alexan- 
der (Doc)  Lian  for  the  com- 
pletion and  successful  de- 
fense of  his  doctoral  disser-. 
tation,  "The  Book  of  Psalms 
and  It's  "Orphan"  Aspect;  / 


opoj 


ed     Ex 


Study  of  Theological  Impli- 
cations." Lian  will  hold  a 
forum  on  his  dissertation 
next  Thursday,  May  3.  at 
12:00  noon  in  SH  105. 


Dear  Poop  - 

Thanks  for  being  so  pat 
in  trying  to  figure  me  oi 
and  for  finally  being 
thused.  You've  been  m 
than  a  friend  -■  you've  b 
abuddiel 


And  if  you  do,  I  bet  you 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


Kefkdion  Writing 


I  walked  around  my  back- 
yard. I  saw  the  turtles 
napping  on  the  side  of  the 
sl.ore  of  the  pond  in  our  yard. 
When  they  saw  me  they 
headed  for  refuge  underneath 
lliL-  water.  1  smiled  and  kept 
walking.  It  was  a  quiet 
morning,  well  all  mornings  are 
quiet  in  our  neighborhood.  I 
spotted  two  ducks  in  the  pond 
too.    I  tried  my  best  Donald 


Duck  imitations,  but  they 
weren't  impressed.  It  was  so 
good  to  be  home,  even  if  it  was 
only  for  a  weekend.  The 
restlessness  of  school  had 
subsided  the  moment  I  got  in 
the  car  to  make  my  ten  hour 
trip  home  to  Northeastern 
North  Carolina.  That's  what 
going  home  always  does  for 


It's 


place   that   I'l 


comfortable  with,  a  place 
where  I've  experienced  a  lot  of 
good  times  and  some  conflict- 
ing and  confusing  bad  times. 
It's  hard  to  describe  the 
feeling  that  it  brings.  There's 
just  something  very  sweet 
about  getting  up  early,  going 
for  a  run.  getting  breakfast, 
and  then  relaxing  for  a  while. 
It  seems  the  home,  in  most 
cases,    is   a   refuge,    a    place 


where  you'll  find  a  lot  of  love, 
not  taking  anything  away  from 
school,  but  there's  just  a  bond 
there  that's  difficult  to  break. 

In  my  last  week  of  college, 
save  three  hours,  I  realize  that 
a  town  as  small  as  Murfrees- 
boro,  NC  holds  no  chance  of 
making  a  decent  living,  but 
even  so,  I  know  that  nothing 
can  ever  take  the  place  of  it. 


People  may  laugh  when  I  tell 
them  where  I'm  from,  but  it 
doesn't  matter,  it's  a  place 
that  I'm  comfortable  with. 
There's  a  lot  of  love  there,  a 
lot  of  good  memories,  and  a  lot 
of  lessons  learned  there.  It's  a 
place  that  I'm  far  away  from 
right  now,  but  a  place  that  I'll 
never  forget  and  a  place  I'll 
look  forward  to  coming  back  to 
for  a  while. 


News  In  Brief 

The  United  States  and  China 
havL-  reached  an  agreement  on 
a  ireaiy  that  would  permit 
major  American  companies  to 
pariicipalc  in  the  construction 
of  nuilcar  power  plants  in 
ChiiiJ.  The  expected  an- 
nouncement on  the  peaceful 
nuclear  cooperation  agree- 
will  come  after  President 
in  arrives  in  Peking  on 
iday  for  a  six-day  visit. 


By  Royce  J.  Earp 


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The-  British  have  deported  a 
Libyan  student  for  alleged 
"covert  activity".  The  stu- 
dent was  arrested  Saturday 
during  a  probe  of  the  shooting 
that  killed  a  British  police- 
livoman.  The  police  said  that 
the  Libyan's  may  be  linked 
with  a  weekend  bomb  blast  at 
■London's  Heathrow  Airport 
that  hurt  25  people. 

Britain  has  broken  diplomatic 
ties  with  Libya  and  has  direct- 
ed all  (lie  Libyan  diplomats  to 
be  uLit  of  the  country  by 
midnight  Sunday  April  29.  If 
they  are  not  out  by  then  they 
will  lose  their  diplomatic  im- 
munity and  can  be  searched 
for  crimes  against  the  British. 
Britain  is  also  closing  its 
embassy  in  Tripoli,  Libya. 

Braxil's  Congress  will  act  on 
a  constitutional  amendment 
thai  would  allow  a  direct 
presidential  election.   Military 


leaders  are  scheduled  to  hand 
over  power  next  spring  to  a 
civilian  president.  But  one 
elected  by  an  electoral  college, 
not  by  a  popular  vote. 


An  anti-USSR  group  is  set  up 
in  Los  Angeles  for  the  Olympic 
games  to  assist  defectors.  The 
group's  leader  David  Balsiger 
siad  the  group  won't  actively 
seek  defectors  at  the  summer 
games,  but  will  provide  "Safe 


The  Soviet  Union  has  begun  a 
spring  offensive  against  Af- 
ghan rebels  but  face  a  possibly 
serious  resupply  problem  be- 
cause the  rebels  bave  blown 
up  a  key  bridge  leading  to  the 
Soviet  Union.  The  Soviets 
have  been  bombing  the  rebels 
heavily  in  a  rebel  stronghold 
north  of  the  capital  of  Kabul. 
The  Soviets  invaded  over  four 
years  ago  and  are  still  trying 
to  keep  the  rebels  down. 


Government  scientists  have 
identified  a  human  cancer 
virus  that  is  believed  to  be  the 
probable  cause  of  Aquired 
Immune  Deficiency  Syndrome 
(AIDS).  A  cure  for  the  fatal 
AIDS  is  still  years  away  but  a 
vaccine  could  be  created  with- 
in three  years. 


Southern  Writers  Publish  legacy 


What  is  it? 
For  the  past  few  weeks, 
posters  and  flyers  all  over 
campus  have  been  advertising 
the  coming  of  The  Legacy. 
But  the  question  on  the  minds 
of  most  students  is  "What  is 
The  Legacy? 

The  Legacy  is  a  small 
magazine  style  booklet  pub- 
blished  by  the  Division  of  Arts 
and  Letters.  Started  in  the 
1960's.  the  publication  was 
designed  to  be  a  showcase  for 
the  best  poems,  shortstories, 
photographs  and  artwork  of 
students  of  Southern 
College.  In  1972,  a  major 
over  occurred  in  the 
English  Department,  and  The 
Legacy  was  "lost  in  the 
shuffle,"  according  to  Mrs. 
Ann  Clark,  Professor  of  Eng- 
lish. No  publication  similar  to 
The  Legacy  has  been  publish- 
ed since  that  time. 

Then,  in  1982.  Mrs.  Clark 
and  Prof.  Clyde  Garry  became 
co-directors  of  the  Southern 
Writer's  Club.  One  of  the 
main  objectives  of  the  club 
was  to  revive  The  Legacy  or  to 
start  a  similar  publication. 
The  first  edition  was  aimed  at 
the  spring  semester  of  1984. 

When  spring  semester  rolled 
around,  however,   the  South- 


ern Wrher's  Club  was  busy 
with  a  major  workshop  held  in 
cooperation  with  UTC.  It 
appeared  that  The  Legacy 
would  again  get  "lost  in  the 
shuffle." 

Four  weeks  ago,  the  club 
Executive  Committee  met  for 
a  final  decision.  After  a  lot  of 
deliberation,  the  verdict  came 
"Go  with  it!"  Posters  were 
put  up  advertising  The  Lega- 
cy. Club  members  and  other 
studetns  were  solicited  for 
poems  or  artwork.      All    the 


;re  carefully 
screened  by  a  committee  of 
both  faculty  and  students  be- 
fore the  final  selections  were 
made.  Executive  Committee 
members  worked  long  hours 
in  laying-out  the  magazine. 
Finally,  the  magazine  was 
shuttled  off  to  the  printers. 

The  end  result  will  be 
available  starting  at  noon  on 
Thursday,  April  24.  Copies 
may  be  purchased '  at  the 
English  Department  or  at  the 
Student  Center  desk. 


SC  Presents  "Strawberry  Festival" 


The  Saturday  night,  April  28, 
?,'  8;15  p.m.  in  the  P.E. 
Center,  the  Student  Associa- 
llon  will  host  us  last  student 
activity  for  the  1983-1984 
schuol  year.  "Strawberry 
Festival"  is  being  directed  by 
'>A.  President  Glenn  McElroy 
and  produced  by  Doue  Wal- 
ter, 

According  to  McElroy,  "he 
lUougl  and  his  staff  have  had 


all  year  to  work  on  Strawberry 
Festival  to  make  it  a  success. 
All  equipment  will  be  out 
front  for  belter  sound  and 
clearer  pictures  than  last 
year's." 

The  program  will  last  about 
an  hour  and  a  half  followed  by 

being  served  free  to  all  stu- 
dents with  ID  Cards,  and  $1 
per    person    for    faculty    and 


"1    %m» 

— - 

"[ 

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Students  Awarded 
In  Chapel 


Over  100  students  were 
„onored  Tucsdeay  in  the  an- 
nual awards  chapel  program. 
The  program  was  opened  with 
a  prayer  by  college  president 
l)r  John  Wagner.  The  rest  of 
,„e  program  was  introduced 
bv  Dr.  Cyril  Futcher. 

Firsi  10  present  awards  was 
.,,    l„,Kion     of    Arts     and 


Mi; 


Andrews,  representing  the 
Cuniniunications  Department, 
nrc^cnied  a  $100  award  to 
^..v/Jf  Editor  Maureen 
M.ivdai,  and  also  writing 
awards  lo  Gart  Curtis.  Joe 
Dcnnv,  and  Mary  Gilbert  for 
arliLlth  purchased  by  Insight 
mat;j.^inc.  Communication 
aw.irds  were  also  given  to  Ken 
Rd.rll  (Journalism)  and  Doug 
W.,ii-r  (Radio-Television).. 
Di  Ifoberl  Morrison  announ- 
ced llie  newest  members  of 
(Ik  Njiional  Foreign  Langu- 
age Hnimr  Society,  and  also 
pR-  .lied  the  Harold  Moody 
sliip  of  S250  to  Chris 


11.,: 


II  girls  received  typing 
iom  iheOlTice  Adminis- 
I  Department,  including 

i-.iudin's    pin    for    90 

i,uree  and  Nancy 
e.dewiiid  received 
^  for  shorthand  speed 
vpni  with  95  per  cent 
K-y),  and  both  Carol 
.ind  Becky  Everett  won 
seliularships  from  the 
Iment.  The  Associate  of 
e  Secretary  of  the  year 
to       Nancy 


'ind. 


vhile     the 


*  of  Science  Secretary 


of  the  year  award  went  to 
Donna  Gray.  The  20th  annual 
Wall  Street  Journal  Business 
Administration  was  received 
by  Brenda  Jones. 

Dan  Turk  and  Magdaiena 
Guraat  each  received  $100 
from  the  Psychology  and  Be- 
havioral Science  Department, 
respectively.  Cyril  Roe,  repre- 
senting the  Education  Dept., 
presented  awards/scholar- 
ships to  four  students:  Kent 
Greve,  Chris  Hale,  Argentina 
LeBlanc,  and  Sandra  Schiau. 

Three  $200  gift  certificates 
were  awarded  by  the  Indus- 
trial Education  Department. 

Wayne  Jantzen  presented  the 
award  in  Auto  Body  to  Stirling 
Smedley,  the  award  in  Con-, 
struction  Technology  to  Bob 
Wells,  and  the  award  for  the 
four-year  BS  degree  to  David 
Hendrick. 

Tlie  General  Physics  award 
went  to  two  students  this  year: 

Kevin  Rice  and  Won  Huh. 
The  Music  Department  award- 
ed a  $1000  scholarship  to 
Donna  Lynn,  and  Dr.  Marvin 
Robertson  presented  a  letter 
of  Commendation  to  Sandra 
Schiau,  who  has  been  accept- 
ed at  the  New  England  Con- 
servatory of  Music. 

The  Natural  Science  Depart- 
ment handed  out  six  awards. 
Malinda  McKce  received  a 
$200  scholarship  in  Biology, 
and    Chris    Jordon    received 

the  John  Christensen  SlOOOj 
scholarship  in  Chemistry.  The 
outstanding   freshman   award 

went  to  Joe  Chaffin  in  Biology 
and  to  Mike  Batlistone  in 
Chemistry,     while     the     out- 


standing senior  awards  went 
to  Lisa  Ohman  and  Steve 
Schmidt  in  Biology  and  Chem- 
istry respectively. 
The  Nursing  Division  passed 
out  several  awards,  including 
The  Ellen  Gilbert  Fellowship 
for  nursing  management  for 
SlSOOto  Valorie  Forbes.  The 
Florence  0.  Anderson  award 
for  scholastic  achievement 
went  to  June  Sherman,  while 
the  Ellen  J.  Gilbert  nursing_ 
achievement  award  was  pre- 
sented to  AS  senior  Roxanne 
Anderson  and  to  BS  senior 
Craig  Peterson. 

Five  Theology/Religion 
majors  were  the  recepients  of 
awards:  Lonnie  Kerbs  for 
outstanding  scholastic  achie- 
vement; Bob  Mountain  for 
excellence  in  preaching;  Mark 
Goldstein  for  achievemeni  in 
biblical  studies;  Greg  Ellis 
for  his  work  with  the  Minister- 
ial Association:  and  Dale 
Tunnel),  who  won  an  award 
for  outstanding  Christian  lead- 
ership which  consists  of  the 
entire    price    of   next    year's 

Lorie  Coston  was  recognized 
as  the  Student  Association 
Senator  of  the  year,  and  the 
winners  of  tjie  Research  Writ- 
ing Contest  were  announced: 
3rd  place.  Jeff  Coston;  2nd 
place.  Greg  Mitrakas;  and  1st 
place.  Chris  Hale. 

Rob  Lang  was  awarded  a 
certificate  of  excellence  for 
assistance  in  the  residence 
hall.  Finally,  Dr.  Futcher 
named  off  the  students  involv- 
ed in  W/io'a  Who  before 
dismissing  the  audience. 


New  Financial 
Aid  Available 


Southern  College's  Board  of 
Trustees    voted    April     U    to 

plement  a  new  financial  aid 
program  that  will  enable  more 

udenls  to  take  advantage  of 

private  Christian  education 

Southern  College, 
Because    the    Board    feels 

rongly  that  an  education  at 
Adventist  college  far  out- 


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edu< 


unity    college,    the    college 

has  initiated  the  REACH  pro- 
;ram,  said  Richard  Reiner, 
ice  president  for  Finance. 
■REACH  is  our  response  to 
he  cost  of  private  higher 
ducation."  he  said. 

With    the    new    REACH 
irogram.  students   and  their 

families  reach  as  far  as  they 
an  with  their  financial  re- 
ources.  and  then  the  college 
caches  out  and  makes  up  the 
ilTerencc.  Students  must 
ppiy    for    all    the    loans    and 

grants  available  and  work  to 
fullest     potential,     and 

parents  must  reach  as  far  as 


they  can,  if  they  can  help  al 
all.  Then  ifstudents  still  come 
up  short  after  gathering  ail 
these  resources,  the  college 
will  help  them  the  rest  of  the 
way.  Southern  College  will 
supply  up  to  $2,500  a  year  per 
student. 

"Now  we  can  honestly  say 
that  we  accept  students  re- 
gardless of  their  ability  lo 
pay,"  said  Laurel  Wells, 
director  of  student  finance. 
"Southern  College  is'  com- 
mitted to  making  quality 
Christian  instruction  available 
to  everyone  at  an  affordable 


Students  who  could  benefit 
from  the  REACH  program 
should  call  the  college  toll  free 
at  1-800-624-0350.  Tennessee 
residents  call  collect  at  1-615- 
238-2051.  In  the  next  two 
weeks,  letters  announcing  tlic 
REACH  program  will  be  sent 
to  all  parents  of  current  and 
newly-accepted  students. 


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•■You    about    ready    yet, 

;oger?" 

■■Yea,  just  about,  Frank.  Let 
..le  straighten  this  njic  a 
little--o.k.  let's  go." 

■■All  right,  everybody  ready? 

-Jessie  Jackson  Campaign 
frail -Take  One—   and    roll' 

"This    is    Roger    Morton 
leporling  for  the  CBS  evening 


Cha 


,  where  last  night 
thu  Reverend  Jessie  Jackson 
nd  spoke  to  a  large 
group  of  enthusiastic  support- 
;rb.  If  Jackson  can  carry  this 
Tennessee  district  it  will  give 
]ini  a  sharp  edge  over  Hart 
inti  Mondale  in  Tennessee's 
Deiiiocratic  election  next 
vetk.  1  am  standing  in 
Babli^ate  Mall,  one  of  many 
shopping  centers 


Ch;. 


We  are 
g  our  series  of  spot 
s  with  area  residents 
o  get  an  overall  view 


of  this  district's  political  atti- 
tude. —Excuse  me  sir,  could 
we  take  a  moment  of  your  time 
for  a  short  interview?  ---Yes, 
this  is  live.  What  is  your  name 
please?" 
"Stanley  Oavid  Average." 

"And  what  is  your  occupa- 
tion, Mr.  Average?" 

"I'm  a  college  student." 
"What  college  do  you 
attend?. ...I'm  sorry,  you'll 
have  to  speak  up... Please, 
once  again  I  still  can't  quite 
hear  you. ..Please  stop  mumbl- 
ing and  face  the  camera,  Mr. 
Average.  Did  you  say 
Southern  College?" 

"Yes." 

"Mr.  Average,  what  is  your 
opinion  of  Jessie  Jackson's 
weekend  visit  to  Chattan- 
ooga?" 

"Gosh,  was  he  here?  1  think 
it's  great!  I'm  a  big  fan  of  his. 

I  especially  like  his  Thriller 
album.  Man,  that's  a  surprise 


I   knew  Ted    Nugent   was   in 

"Ah,  Mr.  Average  I  am 
speaking  of  Jessie  Jackson, 
the  politician.  You  seem  to 
have  him  confused  with 
Michael  Jackson,  the 
musician." 

"Oh,  him.  I  didn't  know  he 
was  here.  Did  that  astronaut 
come  too?" 

"Yoii  mean  John  Glenn?  No, 
he  dropped  out  of  the  race 
about  a  month  ago." 

"That's  too  bad.  It  would 
have  been  kind  of  neat  to  have 
an  astronaut  for  a  president." 
"Mr.  Average,  would  you 
care  to  give  your  views  on  this 
year's  presidential 

elections?" 

"Well,  I  knew  from  the  start 
it  was  going  to  be  close.  A  lot 
of  people  I  know  voted  for 
Denise,  but  ole  JT  did  a  hat 
trick  and  pulled  it  off  in  the 
end.  I  think  his  posters  helped 
him  a  lot." 


"I  was  referring  to  the 
national  elections.  Are  you  a 
registered  voter,  Mr. 
Average?" 

"Naw.  too  busy  with  school 
work  and  intraniurals,  but  I 
suppose  if  I  was  to  vote  I'd 
vote  for  Reagan,  cause  that's 
who  my  folks  voted  for." 

"Are  there  any  current 
political  issues  you'd  like  to 
see  our  leaders  address?" 

"Yeah,  I  wish  they'd  come 
up  with  a  solution  for  the  big 
liassel  over  the  name  change. 
Some  people  want  it  left 
Southern.  Others  want  it 
changed  to  Daniells.  And  get 
this,  some  even  want  it 
changed  to  Bates  College. 
Can  you  believe  that?  Just 
imagine  if  it  ever  got  accredit- 
ed and  you'd  have  to  tell 
people  that  you  got  your 
master's  at  Bates." 

"Mr.  Average,  J  was  again 
referring   to   national    issues, 


inch  as  the  CIA's  involvement 
in  Honduras  or  the  deploy- 
ment of  nuclear  weapons  in 
Europe." 

"1  for  one  don't  understand 
why  everyone  is  making  such 
a  big  stink  over  nuclear  war. 
Everyone  knows  how  the 
world  is  going  to  end. ..so  why 
get     excited     about     nuclear 

"What  about  Hiroshima?" 

"I  know  all  about  that,  1  had 
Civ.  101.  The  reason  they  got 
the  bomb  dropped  on  Iheiji  is 
because  they're  all  Buddhists. 

It  never  could  happen  to 
America,  we're  all  Christians. 
Besides,  the  GC's  here  and  we 
know  that  would  never  get 
blown  up." 

"Do  you  have  any  other 
national  issues  you'd  like  to 
speak  about?" 

"Welt,  I  hope  the  Iranians 


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Dearest  Eagle  Feather, 

You  cannot  soar  to  the 

highest     mountain    without 

my  love  for  you  being  there. 
You  cannot  fly  mto  the 

depths  of  the  forest  without 

finding  my  love  there. 


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BIG2-2MI   You  can't  say  no 
one  gave  you  recognition. 


Helloi  I  hope  things  will  go 


MDB: 

You    have   my   deepest 
sympathies. 


Electra.     Top  of  the  lii 
Contact  JT  (238-3029). 


Magnolia  Pharmacy,  a 
subsidiary  of  North  American 
Health  Service,  will  sponsor 
its  first  annual  Health  Fair  and 
Rummage  Sale  Sunday,  April 
29,  from  9  a.m.  to  4  p.m.  at 
the  Collegedafe  Medical  Plaza 
located  at  9310  Apison  Pike. 

In  preparation  for  (he  event, 
Magnolia  Pharmacy  is  renting 
booth  spaces  to  individuals 
and  businesses.  Anything 
may  be  sold  except  food  and 
drink  items.  There  will  be  90 
spaces  available  for  rent  at  $5 
each.  The  deadline  for  reserv- 
ing a  space  is  12  noon,  April 
27. 

The  Health  Fair  will  offer  as  a 
free  service  to  the  public  a 
Computer  Health  Age  Apprai- 
sal, blood  pressure  testing  and 
medical  consultation. 


Thanks  to  you  this  has  been  a 
great  semester.  You're  a 
terrific  roommate  and  I  really 
enjoy  your  friendship.  Keep 
up  with  your  jogging.  Have  a 
terrific  summer.  I'll  miss 
you. -God  Bless. 

Love. 


Bryan  Lopes, 

Hope  you  had  a  grand 
birthday.  Have  fun  with  your 
new  Batman  and  Robin  color- 
ing book. 

Velvet 


To  the  Brethern  and  Sisters: 

As  the  year  draws  to  a  close 
we  refiect  on  the  events  that 
have  transpired.  The  memor- 
ies of  power-half-hours,  sing- 
ing, trips  to  Laurel  Snow,  the 
SM  Retreat,  the  "Kanes"' 
and  others  will  be  cherished 
ones.  Thanks  for  your  friend- 
ship, love,  and  fellowship. 
Each  one  of  you  has  made  it  a 
special  year.  God  be  with  you 
all  this  summer  and  (he  fol- 
lowing year.  Remember:  "If 
we  walk  in  the  light,  as  He  is 
in  the  light  we  have  fellowship 
one  with  another>;'  1  John 
1:7.    God  Bless.       ' 

In  Jesus' Love 
Dane&  Amy 


Alex,  Neil,  and  Geddy. 
Thanks.   You're  just  what  we 
needed  to  give  us  a  break  fron^ 
the    Mttle    kiddy 
KZ-106. 


Dave  Miranda  &  Pat  Hawkins: 
You  two  have  been  great 
friends.  Have  a  good  time  in 
the  real  world  at  East  Carolina 
University  and  Kentucky 
University. 

Respectively, 
R.T. 

Thanks  for  all  the  fantastic 
times  this  past  school  year.  1 
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